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My Intern Is A Hollywood Star Idrama
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00:00:32I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:37Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:41Sorry, sir, the caterers were enough, so I had to get more.
00:00:44Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:45I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:00:48We share a ski cabin.
00:00:49She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:51Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:55Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:00:58This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
00:01:00This is a Hollywood party.
00:01:03Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:05He's right.
00:01:06You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:01:08It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:11It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:14It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:17People have to like you.
00:01:18Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:22Give up and go home.
00:01:24Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby.
00:01:28I've been working for Tip since I was 15.
00:01:43Mr. Jones?
00:01:44Call me Freddy.
00:01:47Right.
00:01:49Um, I'm so sorry.
00:01:50You don't need to be sorry.
00:01:52This party needed a little excitement.
00:01:54This one's trash and everybody knows it.
00:01:56Yeah.
00:01:58I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:02:03Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:02:05Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:02:09Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you.
00:02:15Hey, Mr. Jones!
00:02:17Hey, you should be the one entertaining our store client.
00:02:20Not her.
00:02:20I can only hire one of you.
00:02:22Right now, she's winning.
00:02:24Do better.
00:02:31Hey, Mr. Jones!
00:02:47Hey!
00:02:48Hey!
00:02:49Hey!
00:02:52Hey, man!
00:02:52Hey, man!
00:02:53Hey, man!
00:02:53Hey, man, man.
00:02:54Hey, man!
00:02:54Sorry, man.
00:02:54There you are, guys.
00:02:55You're the best.
00:02:56Awesome.
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58I've been watching you all right.
00:03:00Are you all stuffed?
00:03:01You're all right.
00:03:02One, two, man.
00:03:03You're all right.
00:03:03You ain't great.
00:03:11Where am I?
00:03:14Good morning.
00:03:19Good morning.
00:03:37Good morning.
00:03:39Yo, what's up?
00:03:40Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:43Come on, man.
00:03:43Get down here.
00:03:44Yeah, all right.
00:03:57Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones.
00:03:59I don't know whether you're more radiant on screen or off.
00:04:02Hey, what can I get you?
00:04:03You want a coffee?
00:04:04Water?
00:04:05No, I'm fine.
00:04:06Thanks.
00:04:07I'll just get both, just in case.
00:04:12Close the door.
00:04:18O Negative, your favorite.
00:04:20Figure after last night, you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:24I didn't even like that, eh?
00:04:27Just needed help and I needed an exit.
00:04:29Come on, Freddy.
00:04:31I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:35And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:43So come on.
00:04:44Give me something.
00:04:45How'd she taste?
00:04:49I don't know, man.
00:04:50I think she was an intern.
00:04:51I didn't even get her name.
00:04:53But nothing happened.
00:04:56Good.
00:04:56Because I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:05:00You sure about this plan?
00:05:02I mean, come on.
00:05:03Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:06I just need to get away from everything.
00:05:07The business.
00:05:09My parents.
00:05:10This whole movie star lifestyle.
00:05:13It's just...
00:05:13But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:16Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:18Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:20I don't know.
00:05:20There's just something about her.
00:05:22But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:25And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:28I don't know.
00:05:28I'll play it cool.
00:05:29I'll work hard.
00:05:31Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:32I can feel it though.
00:05:34Fine.
00:05:35I'll do what I can.
00:05:36But please.
00:05:38Promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job.
00:05:41Thanks, Coleman.
00:05:43This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:48Better.
00:05:51But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:05:53I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
00:05:56Ah, so I didn't know if you wanted all the...
00:06:01Where's Mr. Jones?
00:06:02He had an engagement.
00:06:05Who's this?
00:06:06This is Edward, our new intern.
00:06:09Oh, great.
00:06:11Another one.
00:06:12Well, let's get you started.
00:06:19Jesus.
00:06:20This might actually work.
00:06:31When can I expect money from you?
00:06:33I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:34If you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:38Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:40We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:43The internship is going great.
00:06:45I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:49Okay?
00:06:49Mom, I have to go.
00:06:52Bye.
00:06:56After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry.
00:06:59I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:07:02What happened to me last night?
00:07:04I know I only had one drink.
00:07:05Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:07My money's in the pay from the mailroom.
00:07:10Leave me alone.
00:07:19Oh, if it isn't this life of the party.
00:07:22You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients, but it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy.
00:07:28I'm sorry, I don't...
00:07:30Oh, really? You're sorry about that?
00:07:32Well, it's penance you can show around the new intern.
00:07:35We have a new intern?
00:07:36Yeah, yeah, that guy.
00:07:38Hey, come on over here.
00:07:39Hawk Hogan.
00:07:40Yeah, you.
00:07:41Jesus.
00:07:42Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:45Hi.
00:07:46I'm Edward.
00:07:53Hi.
00:07:54I'm Edward.
00:07:57Are you okay?
00:07:59Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:08:01Let me show you around.
00:08:07Hey, cutie.
00:08:08Oh, hello.
00:08:10Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:12No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:14Oh, good.
00:08:15We should get along fine then.
00:08:18So, where are you from?
00:08:20Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:22Between us, Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:28This was her last night.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:36Where are you going?
00:08:37To go help Charlotte.
00:08:39Like you should have done last night.
00:08:46So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:48When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:52We're looking for something that's very character-driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:08:57So, ideas?
00:08:59What about a period piece?
00:09:01You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:05Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:07Um, I could see him in a Western, or a Jane Austen movie.
00:09:11Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:12Excuse me.
00:09:13Interns?
00:09:14But the grown-ups are talking?
00:09:16Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:19Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:25I mean, it's Freddie Edwards' first day.
00:09:31Sorry.
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:37I totally forgot.
00:09:39I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:47When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:09:52But until then, you're nobody.
00:09:55I'll remember that.
00:09:56Good.
00:09:57Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
00:09:59I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
00:10:02Tonight?
00:10:02But I have another job.
00:10:04Oh, great!
00:10:05But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
00:10:09Ava!
00:10:10Happy hour!
00:10:13I'm buying!
00:10:19You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:21I don't mind.
00:10:23Can I ask you something?
00:10:25Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:29Ew.
00:10:30I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:32No, you should.
00:10:34You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:37No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:40I don't know.
00:10:41It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:42Ava's in the running for the same job as me, and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:48Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:51Why are you here?
00:10:54I mean, you can call it a court of life crisis.
00:10:58I don't know. I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:11:01I just wanted to try something new.
00:11:03You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:06I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:11:09Plus, I thought you could, you know, teach me a few things, and I can learn the ins and outs.
00:11:15Deal.
00:11:20Shoot, I'm gonna be late for work.
00:11:22What? This isn't work?
00:11:23Not for me.
00:11:25You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:27What?
00:11:29I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:36Hey, Coleman.
00:11:38Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte's Den.
00:11:40Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:43Also, dude, we gotta start paying these interns.
00:11:45Alright.
00:11:58Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:00You hate places like this.
00:12:02Yeah, you do.
00:12:03What can I get the tube?
00:12:04What can I get the tube?
00:12:05Mr. Hart?
00:12:09Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:12Us?
00:12:13No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:18I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby.
00:12:21That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:24Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:12:26Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:28Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:31Extra Bloody.
00:12:37What?
00:12:38Small world.
00:12:40Small world and, oh look!
00:12:42Right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:46Yeah, would you look at that?
00:12:47I think you already did.
00:12:49She's amazing, bro.
00:12:50Top of her class.
00:12:52Full ride scholarship.
00:12:54She could be anything.
00:12:56I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:12:58Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:00Even the drinking.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:03You know Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:05You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:09If you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:12Yeah, sure.
00:13:14I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:19Oh, brother.
00:13:21You are in love.
00:13:24Can you make mine a double please?
00:13:36Hey.
00:13:37So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:39A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:42You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:43Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:46If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:49It's that easy.
00:13:50Like this one.
00:13:59Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it.
00:14:03At least for me.
00:14:03Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:07I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:11So what do we got?
00:14:12I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:14This top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:17Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:19That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:22You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:24He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:26Look at you two, sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s.
00:14:31A contact just sent me an action romance.
00:14:33That's perfect.
00:14:35Ava, you are the best.
00:14:37I bet Freddie's gonna love that.
00:14:44Yeah, I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:52This script has a lot of heat and it's a great part for Freddie.
00:14:56Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow, I promise we're gonna read in the trades that Leo's doing
00:15:00it.
00:15:00It's really good.
00:15:09But it's completely wrong for Freddie.
00:15:12But it's got everything.
00:15:13Action, sex, he even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:17Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:20Good.
00:15:22Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:26So I'm gonna want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:30And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy, gets the junior executive position.
00:15:46You okay, honey?
00:15:48That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:51Yeah, sorry.
00:15:52It's just work stuff.
00:15:54Work stuff or romance stuff.
00:15:58Don't look so shocked.
00:16:00Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:04I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:06It is.
00:16:07How do you know that?
00:16:08Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:11Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about ya.
00:16:21What are you doing here?
00:16:25Well, I got those scripts that Seth taught some trash and how do you want to talk about them?
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:37Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:38You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:43I love talking about movies with you too.
00:16:45Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:49Shit.
00:16:54Smell that?
00:16:56O negative.
00:16:59My favorite.
00:17:01That citrus stings.
00:17:18Let's take them both.
00:17:20I'm hungry.
00:17:22Sniff again.
00:17:25He's one of us.
00:17:27No way.
00:17:30Is that?
00:17:37I gotta go.
00:17:43You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:46You're his biggest fan.
00:18:03Can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation?
00:18:07Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:18:09My contact just sent me another hot script, so no.
00:18:18Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:21Um, can I get your help? I jammed the printer again.
00:18:25Again?
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:27Seriously?
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:33Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:34I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:38That's all you have?
00:18:40That script just sold, and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:44Aren't you even listening?
00:18:45How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
00:18:48It's boring!
00:18:50Figure it out.
00:18:51I got you to third base.
00:18:52You can score your own home run.
00:18:54If that farm girl brings in a script that Freddie wants to buy,
00:18:57I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:19:00Get on it!
00:19:02Now!
00:19:04Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:30Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:32Yeah, well you better do it fast because I might have to run away suddenly with no explanation.
00:19:37Okay, Charlotte, look about the other night.
00:19:39It's fine.
00:19:40You don't have to explain.
00:19:42We worked together.
00:19:43You did the smart thing.
00:19:44We should...
00:19:45Keep it professional.
00:19:47Right?
00:19:51Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:54Don't do it like that.
00:19:55You're gonna rip it.
00:20:00Is this my proposal?
00:20:02Yeah, let's bring out extra copies for you.
00:20:05So nice.
00:20:08Well, it should work now.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12Thanks.
00:20:23Why is the door locked?
00:20:25I didn't lock it.
00:20:26It must have been Ava.
00:20:31Hey, are you okay?
00:20:34It's...
00:20:34I'm claustrophobic and confined spaces that make me panic.
00:20:39Okay.
00:20:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:41It's gonna be okay.
00:20:42All right?
00:20:43You're gonna be okay.
00:20:44Trust me for a second.
00:20:45Okay?
00:21:01Better?
00:21:02How did you do that?
00:21:04Just a little trick I learned.
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09You're right.
00:21:11We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:19Wait.
00:21:40What's going on here?
00:21:42Why is the door locked?
00:21:47Let's get you two out of here.
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:49Let's get you two out of here.
00:21:57Man.
00:21:58Being an intern is hard work.
00:22:01By the way, have you seen Starlet's proposal?
00:22:03It's pretty good.
00:22:05What do you do?
00:22:05Ready.
00:22:06It's time to go back.
00:22:09I've got paparazzi circling the kill, just looking for a scoop.
00:22:13And guess what?
00:22:14You know who's been calling me?
00:22:16Diana.
00:22:17And she's been asking me questions.
00:22:19Okay.
00:22:20So what?
00:22:21Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:23Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:25When is that woman ever gonna realize it is not gonna work out between us?
00:22:29I don't care what she wants, or what my parents want, or what the paparazzi wants.
00:22:33It's not gonna work.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:35Well, it's easy to be patient when you're an immortal bitch.
00:22:39True.
00:22:40I know you and Charlotte have a bond.
00:22:44But it's time to call a rap on Eddie and time to get back to work.
00:22:49Back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:52You signed up for this.
00:22:54She didn't.
00:23:01How's your project proposal going?
00:23:03Why do you care?
00:23:04I want it to be good, if I'm going to hand it in.
00:23:07What are you talking about?
00:23:08My contact fell through and I can't hand in nothing, so...
00:23:12Unless you help me, I'll have to hand in... this.
00:23:17The fuck, Angela?
00:23:19How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:21Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:23You're one phone call away from being a stupid slut that tamed Freddy's career.
00:23:27There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:31I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:34If you work for Freddy, you're gonna ruin his career.
00:23:36I won't.
00:23:37Unless you force me to.
00:23:39So what will it be?
00:23:50Let's get set up.
00:23:53They love the proposal so much, they want me to present it to the board.
00:23:56I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:23:58You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:24:01Don't worry.
00:24:02I requested you stay on as my personal intern.
00:24:09God.
00:24:12Hey!
00:24:17Where are you going with that?
00:24:25Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:26Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye.
00:24:29Let's focus everyone.
00:24:30We've got a lot to discuss.
00:24:31Guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.
00:24:33I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:35I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office.
00:24:38Fine with me.
00:24:42Mr. Jones?
00:24:43Where are you going?
00:24:47Please stay.
00:24:48I think everybody puts me in.
00:24:51Sure.
00:24:52You can take notes.
00:24:54There he is.
00:24:55End of the hour.
00:24:56Hey, welcome back, Freddy.
00:24:58Looking tan and refreshed better than ever.
00:25:00Thank you, Seth.
00:25:01Appreciate that.
00:25:07I would really like to know what this movie is at its core.
00:25:10Ava.
00:25:12This is your baby.
00:25:13I would love to hear from you.
00:25:15Well, at its core, it's a Freddy Jones movie.
00:25:17That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:19So what's your vision?
00:25:21Do you see it as more of the classic Hollywood homage,
00:25:24a mystery, a romance?
00:25:26I think it has it all.
00:25:30What's your favorite part?
00:25:31The ending.
00:25:32What happens in the end?
00:25:34Your character, uh, wins?
00:25:39You know, it's funny.
00:25:40You wrote such an elegant summary,
00:25:42but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends.
00:25:46I'm just curious.
00:25:47Did you actually read the script,
00:25:48or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:25:51Of course I wrote this.
00:25:54It's just been a few weeks, and I...
00:25:57What do you think?
00:26:01At its heart, it's...
00:26:03a romance.
00:26:05A mystery with a satirical edge,
00:26:07but ultimately a love story.
00:26:10With a poignant and tragic ending.
00:26:14Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:15Why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career?
00:26:18Because.
00:26:19People might not know it yet,
00:26:21but you can do more than look good with your shirt off.
00:26:23Opening weekend,
00:26:25they're gonna go to see Freddy Jones the movie star.
00:26:27But come Monday,
00:26:28they're gonna tell their friends to go see Freddy Jones the actor.
00:26:35I love that.
00:26:37You sold me.
00:26:39Ava,
00:26:40I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:45Uh...
00:26:51What the hell was that?
00:26:53Ow, you're hurting me.
00:26:54I just answered his question.
00:26:56You set me up.
00:26:57You humiliated me.
00:26:59You should've prepared me better!
00:27:00I just know I had to prepare you.
00:27:02Didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:03Oh, it was insanely long,
00:27:05and I have better things to do.
00:27:06That was the whole point of using your proposal.
00:27:09You made me look like an idiot!
00:27:10No, Ava.
00:27:11Actually, you did that all on your own.
00:27:13You made me look so bad.
00:27:15I need an explanation.
00:27:16She set me up.
00:27:17Your assistant executed a master plan
00:27:19to embarrass you and take control of a meeting?
00:27:22If that's true,
00:27:23then we should probably have her on the executive payroll.
00:27:25She planned this.
00:27:26With...
00:27:26With Freddy.
00:27:27I have proof.
00:27:28Just to humiliate me.
00:27:30They...
00:27:31Slept together.
00:27:32That's enough!
00:27:33Liz, I'm sorry.
00:27:35Where is it?
00:27:36Where is it?
00:27:37Where is it?
00:27:37Where...
00:27:38It's...
00:27:39It's just...
00:27:40Here it is!
00:27:41Can we get security, please?
00:27:43No!
00:27:45It...
00:27:45It was her!
00:27:46They slept together!
00:27:47Why don't you believe me?
00:27:48Let go of me!
00:27:50Do you know how much this dress costs?
00:27:56I'll see you again soon.
00:28:05Hey.
00:28:08So...
00:28:09How'd it go today?
00:28:10Where were you?
00:28:13Ray Jones!
00:28:15Look out!
00:28:15Get out of here!
00:28:16No!
00:28:16I told you guys!
00:28:17No!
00:28:17No pictures!
00:28:18Go!
00:28:18Get out of here!
00:28:19Go!
00:28:21What the hell is going on?
00:28:23Why did they...
00:28:24Call you Freddy?
00:28:27Look Charlotte, I...
00:28:30I never meant to trick you.
00:28:40Please.
00:28:42I don't...
00:28:43I don't know what to think.
00:28:45I don't know who you are.
00:28:47Charlotte.
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04You bitch!
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:07You'll pay for that!
00:29:11We just wanted a story.
00:29:15But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:19Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:32Charlotte.
00:29:33Are you okay?
00:29:34You look hurt.
00:29:35Are you hurt?
00:29:35I'm fine.
00:29:37So sorry.
00:29:38This is all my fault.
00:29:39Why are you apologizing?
00:29:40You just saved my life.
00:29:42Come on.
00:29:49The boss is gonna love this.
00:30:01You sure you're okay?
00:30:02I think so.
00:30:11Does that hurt?
00:30:13A little.
00:30:15Are they always following you like that?
00:30:18Is this what it's like to be Freddy Jones?
00:30:22I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:24I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:25But I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:31Weren't you hurt?
00:30:33I think you might have hit your head a little too hard.
00:30:36You should probably lie back.
00:30:38I'm sorry.
00:30:40I'm sorry.
00:30:40Look, I live in a world full of powerful people.
00:30:43And not all of them are good.
00:30:45But you are.
00:30:47Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:05Good morning.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Listen, I have a breakfast coming up for you right now.
00:31:11I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
00:31:14Just lie back and rest.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:29Coleman.
00:31:30Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
00:31:33That cannot happen again.
00:31:34You got it, boss.
00:31:35Your life's security.
00:31:36Yeah, she better.
00:31:40Shit!
00:31:41How long has it been?
00:31:43I hear you and Freddie have been very busy boys behind my back.
00:31:47Look, I'm sure you're disappointed that he's not going to do another sequel.
00:31:50As am I.
00:31:51But he's already made up his mind.
00:31:53Listen, dipshit.
00:31:54We both know which head he's thinking with and it's not the one above his shoulders.
00:31:58Well, that's not my business.
00:31:59Actually, fuckhead, it is your business.
00:32:01My guy just sent me these photos.
00:32:18I don't know the pay rate yet, mom.
00:32:20But it's...
00:32:21It's entry level.
00:32:25$3,000 a month?
00:32:27How am I supposed to...
00:32:28No, I know it's a...
00:32:30Okay, mom.
00:32:33Okay, mom, I have to go.
00:32:36Okay, bye.
00:32:38What was that all about?
00:32:40Nothing.
00:32:42You know, this is all really nice, but I have to go work brunch in an hour.
00:32:47What?
00:32:48Cancel.
00:32:49We can stay in bed all day.
00:32:51I got food brought up to us.
00:32:52Look, you just got a promotion.
00:32:54You don't need to be working back over there.
00:32:55Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck, I'm not going to jinx you.
00:32:59Fine.
00:33:01Do what you want.
00:33:07Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:14Diana?
00:33:21So, you're the girl that's turned Freddie's career upside down.
00:33:25You're more stunning in person.
00:33:27I don't know about that.
00:33:29Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:31Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:34So, what's good here?
00:33:35Not much.
00:33:36So, why are you here, Diana?
00:33:38I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:41You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:33:44I already have a job.
00:33:46I work for Coleman.
00:33:47Who works for me.
00:33:48I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:33:53I didn't know that.
00:33:55I'm actually working on a project with Freddie right now.
00:33:58So, you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:34:02For who?
00:34:04And how did you know that?
00:34:06It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:09I do pay well.
00:34:31Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:33Come in, come in.
00:34:34You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:35Oh, no.
00:34:37It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:38I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:40I'm sorry, what?
00:34:41You heard me.
00:34:42I've been on my feet all week, and I need to relax.
00:34:45Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:34:46I'm not a masseuse.
00:34:47Let's get one thing straight.
00:34:49If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry, you'll
00:34:53do as I say.
00:35:09That's a good girl.
00:35:16Oh, no, that is it.
00:35:18Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:21You need to tell Freddie, and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:24No, Sam, that's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:27I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:29Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:30As much as I need to.
00:35:32This is my dream.
00:35:34I'm not giving up on it.
00:35:50Hey, Mom, what's up?
00:35:52Charlotte, honey, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:35:55Your father's medication prices have gone up again, and we're struggling to keep up with the debt.
00:36:01I'm sorry, Mom. I wish I could help more, but things are a little tough right now.
00:36:06But I'm not giving up.
00:36:19I can do this.
00:36:22I have to do this.
00:36:32What's all this?
00:36:34I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories.
00:36:36So I thought I'd do something special for you for all your hard work.
00:36:52Are you serious?
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:54Root Beer Floats.
00:36:55Your hometown favorite.
00:36:56My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game, whether we won or lost.
00:37:00Go and try it.
00:37:02I can't. I'm on a special diet.
00:37:07Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:10I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:13I want to go public with our love.
00:37:15Are you sure? That's a big step.
00:37:17Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:20Well, I'll support you no matter what.
00:37:37Miss Dunn, welcome. It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:37:42How may I assist you today?
00:37:43I need an outfit for the gala tonight. Something that'll make me stand out.
00:37:47Of course. We have the latest collections from the top designers. I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:37:56Diana, look at this one. This would look stunning on you.
00:38:00Oh, sweetie. I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's statue.
00:38:08You're right. My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well, whatever she's wearing.
00:38:21Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:27It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:29I'll take it. Class cannot be taught.
00:38:39Oh, Charlotte. I'm just teasing. Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:38:46Go on, try it on. I insist.
00:38:57Well, well, well. Look at you, Charlotte. You clean up nicely.
00:39:07I guess that dress just doesn't work for you. You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:12And you will have to pay damages, of course. I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:19Ciao, Bianca.
00:39:22Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:24The gallo awaits.
00:39:40Thanks.
00:39:42Freddie.
00:39:43I'm so glad you can make it.
00:39:46Yeah, good evening, Diana.
00:39:56Well, well. If it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:40:01Actually, this is the same gown from earlier, just with some alterations.
00:40:05You can't just...
00:40:07This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:09Well, I believe true style comes from within, not a designer label.
00:40:14Just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:17You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:20I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:23But I... I... Freddie.
00:40:26Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:34You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:39We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:41We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:40:44Just say the word.
00:40:46Freddie, say the word.
00:40:47If it isn't the man of the hour, huh?
00:40:51Freddie Joneses.
00:40:54Zabeski?
00:40:55I'm the one who's gonna invest in a little soon, pretty boy.
00:40:59Whether you like it or not.
00:41:02And who might this lovely lady be?
00:41:08Arm candy for the night, no doubt.
00:41:13Watch your mouth, Zabeski.
00:41:15Ah, he's got a temper.
00:41:19What are you gonna do about it, pretty boy?
00:41:23Listen, Zabeski.
00:41:25You're not gonna invest in my film.
00:41:27Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:29Do you understand?
00:41:33Freddie, walk away.
00:41:45Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zabeski.
00:41:48What do you want, Diana?
00:41:50I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddie.
00:41:54Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:41:59I'm listening.
00:42:00It's simple.
00:42:01You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:05I want Freddie.
00:42:06And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:11I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:15What do you have in mind?
00:42:16We hold a press conference.
00:42:18And when Freddie's distracted, I'll announce our new film together, cementing me at his side.
00:42:23I love it.
00:42:24When do we start?
00:42:27Leave it to me, Zabeski.
00:42:28You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:31Oh, I love it.
00:42:40I love it.
00:42:40I love it.
00:42:40It's like a lot.
00:42:41I saw something.
00:42:43Your teeth, they weren't normal.
00:42:47And the way you fought Zabeski, what's going on?
00:42:52I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:42:54Only because we're bonded by blood.
00:42:56What the hell does that mean?
00:42:57It means I'm a vampire.
00:43:07You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:12The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:17Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:21The thing about magic, Charlotte?
00:43:25So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:36The magic's still there, Charlotte.
00:43:38You just gotta know where to look.
00:43:39And I missed you, baby, by my side.
00:43:44Where are you now, baby?
00:43:49Did you hear me when to say goodbye?
00:43:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:01I can't think I'm one good reason why.
00:44:07I need you now, baby.
00:44:14Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:16I'm meaning to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:20Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you, and I don't want you working
00:44:25for her anymore.
00:44:26And I've been thinking, if you need help financially or otherwise, I got you.
00:44:34You can't take that.
00:44:38Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:40But I insist you take it.
00:44:42I would feel a whole lot better, please.
00:44:45Fine.
00:44:46But just for emergencies.
00:44:58It's Diana.
00:44:59She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:23You know she's not going to stop calling.
00:45:25Just answer it.
00:45:28Diana, what do you want?
00:45:31You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:33It's none of your business.
00:45:36Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:45:38I have a proposition for the both of you so we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:45:54We're here to settle things like you said.
00:45:56No more games.
00:45:57I already told her about us.
00:45:58So you can't hang that over my head.
00:46:00Splendid.
00:46:01I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:03No more games.
00:46:04On that note, this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:08Pam?
00:46:10You goddamn bitch.
00:46:17Oh my God.
00:46:18I can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive.
00:46:23Two years ago, but charmed.
00:46:26With how hard Charlotte's been working, I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:30It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:32It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:32Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:35Diana's very humble and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:46:40What are you doing?
00:46:41I just wanted to show you the gold digging trash you've been in bed with.
00:46:45Watch this.
00:46:48Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country and how hard it's been.
00:46:53Yes, that's true.
00:46:55With your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house, they might have to sell and
00:47:00it breaks my heart.
00:47:01That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:03But it could be.
00:47:04What if I wrote your mother a check for two million dollars?
00:47:08In exchange for what?
00:47:11You leaving Freddie alone.
00:47:13Forever.
00:47:17Two million dollars?
00:47:19Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:22Oh yeah, I guess it would.
00:47:26We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:28And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship, not by you, not by anyone.
00:47:35Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:38Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:47:41I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:47:45Not if it means sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:47:50You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:47:52But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:47:54Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:47:57And trust me, you're not gonna like it.
00:48:00You're done here, Diana.
00:48:02And as far as your plan B, we'll handle that together.
00:48:07Come on, ladies. Let's go.
00:48:15This isn't over. Not by a long shot.
00:48:23All right, you two. So let's review.
00:48:25Diana, you're gonna go out first.
00:48:27People are gonna be super excited to see you.
00:48:29And then you're gonna introduce Freddie.
00:48:30Freddie, they're gonna be equally excited to see you.
00:48:32Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:34And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:37Sound good?
00:48:38Sounds great.
00:48:39Fantastic.
00:48:40Oh, they're ready to go.
00:48:41We gotta get out there.
00:48:42Otherwise, we're gonna keep them waiting.
00:48:43And we do not want to do that.
00:48:44They look perfect.
00:48:45Great job.
00:48:45Come on, you two. Let's go.
00:48:46No, no. You look perfect.
00:48:47Charlotte, you don't need to check yourself. Let's go.
00:49:01It isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:06What are you doing?
00:49:08Thinking about your blood, Charlotte.
00:49:13About the way it tastes.
00:49:14The way it must feel.
00:49:17Moving down.
00:49:19My throat.
00:49:20Stay away from me.
00:49:21I'm warning you.
00:49:22Or what?
00:49:22You're warning me.
00:49:24What are you gonna do, sweetheart?
00:49:26Go for help?
00:49:30We just want to thank you for coming with me so much for us.
00:49:33And now, without further ado, let's welcome the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:49:45I think your blood will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:49:52And I'm gonna savor every last drop.
00:50:00Freddie!
00:50:02Come on, Freddie.
00:50:04Charlie.
00:50:06What?
00:50:16I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:19Freddie!
00:50:26I see you around my girl again, Zebeski.
00:50:28I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:35Charlotte.
00:50:38Are you okay?
00:50:40You came back.
00:50:42I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:50:52I'm sorry, everyone.
00:50:54I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:51:04Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:51:05You guys are too kind.
00:51:06Sorry I'm late.
00:51:07You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:10There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:13First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:18Me too, Freddie.
00:51:19I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:24Two.
00:51:25I would really like to introduce you to Freddie.
00:51:26I'd like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:29She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful woman in this town.
00:51:34My new career advisor and future Miss Freddie Jones.
00:51:38Miss Charlotte Simms, everybody.
00:51:51I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:51:53It's okay.
00:51:55Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:51:57We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:00I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:01I love you too.
00:52:03I do want to ask you one thing though.
00:52:05Yeah, anything.
00:52:06Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:09It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:10It would mean the world to me.
00:52:13I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:15But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:30Alexander?
00:52:31Zelda?
00:52:32I need to speak with you now.
00:52:40Alexander?
00:52:41Zelda?
00:52:41I need to speak with you now.
00:52:43Alexander?
00:52:44Zelda?
00:52:45The secret that brings you here in such a state?
00:52:47It's Freddie.
00:52:48Your son has gone too far at this time.
00:52:50He's announced his engagement to a human.
00:52:53At a press conference, no less.
00:52:55A human?
00:52:57Are you certain?
00:52:58Yes.
00:52:59Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:02He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:07This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:10The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:13I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:15That's why I came to you.
00:53:16I worry about Freddie and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:20What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:23She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:26We cannot take any risks.
00:53:30We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:33You have our work.
00:53:42So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:53:45Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:47The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:53:50We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:53:53But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:53:57Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:53:59And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:01Plus, we have some news.
00:54:02I knew it!
00:54:04I knew it!
00:54:05Freddie, you're going to get her the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:09Oh yeah, you bet.
00:54:10No, you're not.
00:54:11Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:15Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:17I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:21Well, I'm not getting married in anything else, so if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my
00:54:24wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:27All right.
00:54:27All right.
00:54:28Love you.
00:54:29Bye.
00:54:43Something's wrong.
00:54:44I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:48Okay, I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:54:49It's not like my mom to not answer.
00:54:51Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:54:55I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:54:57Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:00Okay, all right.
00:55:01Well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:06Let's go.
00:55:13Mom?
00:55:15Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:21This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:27Freddie, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:28Charlotte, don't worry.
00:55:30We'll find them, okay?
00:55:32I promise.
00:55:38Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:42Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:48We'd just as soon come out here then have Freddie vis us there.
00:55:52My phone can't get service.
00:55:54I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:55:56We're in a dead zone.
00:55:58They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:01In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:05Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:08And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:15We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:17Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:21But what we do know, it's not very wholesome.
00:56:23Like sex slaves and...
00:56:25Clones.
00:56:26Yeah, clones.
00:56:28We don't have slaves.
00:56:31Or clones.
00:56:32But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddie's union could be complicated.
00:56:38Challenging.
00:56:39Even dangerous.
00:56:42Dangerous?
00:56:43The truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:56:50Please follow us to the parlor.
00:56:55Okay.
00:56:59Alright, thank you.
00:57:01I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:04And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:08Charlotte.
00:57:09We're gonna find them.
00:57:10Promise.
00:57:13Are you okay?
00:57:14I'm hanging in there.
00:57:16Look, I'm gonna go.
00:57:18But I'll be back soon.
00:57:19Where are you going?
00:57:20I'll go talk to somebody who might know what the hell is going on.
00:57:26I'll be back.
00:57:41Where are they?
00:57:42I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:44Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:57:45Oh, heavens.
00:57:46Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer's theirs.
00:57:49Okay, Diana.
00:57:50Tell me where they are.
00:57:51I'm gonna rip you in half.
00:57:56Coleman.
00:57:57Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:00They're not with Diana.
00:58:03Okay, well where are they now?
00:58:05They're with your parents.
00:58:06Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:08You told the human our secrets.
00:58:11They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:13They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:29That's so good.
00:58:30Oh!
00:58:32Hi.
00:58:34You're okay?
00:58:35Okay? We're better than okay.
00:58:37We're having a great time.
00:58:39What took you so long?
00:58:41Mom. Dad.
00:58:42What are they doing here?
00:58:44You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:46We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was alright.
00:58:49If we're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:58:52Not to mention our only son.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:56And?
00:58:58Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:01A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:04You picked a good one.
00:59:06And her parents are fun.
00:59:08Who aren't they?
00:59:10Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:14Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:16We went to the bar and it was unlocked.
00:59:18No one was there.
00:59:19Ted.
00:59:20Did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:23I meant to, but with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:29Alexander is the same way.
00:59:30Completely useless around the house.
00:59:33But I am good with toasts.
00:59:36Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:38No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:42To the happy couple.
00:59:44Cheers.
00:59:57By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:11Come on.
01:00:13Come on.
01:00:20Congratulations.
01:00:21I guess the best woman won.
01:00:23So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:25No.
01:00:27I've moved on.
01:00:28Are you serious?
01:00:30Yeah.
01:00:31She's crazy.
01:00:32But she knows the business.
01:00:34And she gets me.
01:00:36Good luck with that, brother.
01:00:38I've known you for 200 years.
01:00:39Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:00:43I just have one question.
01:00:51What is she?
01:00:54Is she gonna drink milk?
01:00:57No.
01:00:58No, I'm just kidding.
01:00:59Yeah, she is.
01:01:01No bad.
01:01:13There it is.
01:01:14I'm not kidding.
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