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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the Bhangra competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:09Are you kidding me? So then why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money bro. Just chill
00:20All right
00:22Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay, ow, put your foot on my face. Oh, fuck. I forgot my driver's license.
00:38Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing. You're gonna make me talk to
00:44the boarder guy. Really just come back
00:54You guys are tripping man. Just say you're going your cousin's engagement. Bro, I use this goose all the time
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the Buffalo Outlets
01:03Bro, what is this 2006? Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right?
01:12Hi, good evening. So, uh, uh, afternoon passports
01:23Citizenships
01:24Canadian
01:26All of you?
01:27Yep
01:29What's the nature of your business?
01:30We're going to visit my dance cousin. I mean, uh
01:33Dancing to go visit my cousin. We're
01:36On a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:42He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm. Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:51What do you do for a living?
01:52You know, uh, it's online stuff
01:56Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25What's up with the fucking attitude, bro?
02:27You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're going to be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:37I'm taking a what up
02:38They talk to God
02:39He probably listen
02:40Yeah, I'm from Punjab
02:41But my whip that shit
02:42German
02:42Loose leaf 3-5
02:43OG with the bourbon
02:45Bird box, bird bitch
02:46Who don't let the birds in
02:47Dance moves, Amari
02:48And then
02:49I tried picking her up
02:50And I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Blows my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones
02:57Anyways
02:57How are things at home?
03:00Yeah
03:00You know
03:02Dad's away so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:05What about your new girl?
03:06Uh
03:06She got messy
03:08So I think I'm going to be
03:09Single for a while probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh shit
03:16I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:18Hey, yo
03:19You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the wifi is shit
03:23Because these guys watch
03:24Cracked out DC Reels all day
03:25But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah
03:28It's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36Shinda
03:37Yo, Shinda
03:38Yeah, buddy
03:39Bro, come on
03:41I'm back to work
03:42I'll read check, buddy
03:43It's very funny, man
03:45You don't have time for me, man
03:47Load it in the fucking truck
03:48Go
03:49Just a little back problems
03:54A little break
03:55Okay
03:56I'm going to break you
03:57You take a truck
03:58You take a truck
03:59You take a truck
03:59Yeah
04:00Yeah
04:01Yeah
04:01Yeah
04:02Yeah
04:08Okay
04:08Okay.
04:10You're good to go.
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
04:17Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
04:19Go where, bro?
04:19The engine's literally on the ground.
04:22Does any of you know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah.
04:26No, I don't know how.
04:27Fuck.
04:28We're gonna be late as fuck, man.
04:29Like, fuck.
04:30Oh, I told you we should have flown, man.
04:32Fuck.
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know what to call.
04:50Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
04:55This is all that's left.
05:04Yes, babe?
05:06Told you I was going away this weekend.
05:08Right before we left.
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get Mom to watch him.
05:15Holy fuck.
05:16Relax.
05:17You always do this shit.
05:19Fuck, man.
05:21Hey.
05:23You got a lot of anger in here.
05:25I can hold space if you want.
05:27This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news.
05:33It's got off the phone, Sonny.
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border and he just hit your ride with him.
05:37Nice.
05:38Probably take the car, too.
05:40Sick.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Good to have.
05:42No way, man.
05:44High five, high five, buddy.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46Everything looks good.
05:47You guys are good to go.
05:48Here we go.
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care.
05:53Nice car, by the way.
05:54Fucking white people.
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know.
06:01I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Amir.
06:06It was nice to be taken care of.
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
06:18Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
06:23True.
06:24But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
06:27That's just not me.
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
06:37I don't know.
06:38Tell me, Chippy.
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:44Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why
06:47you attract these dynamics.
06:51What do you mean?
06:52Well, it just means being accountable for your parents.
06:56My, me, I'm the victim.
06:59He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
07:00Him and all the other men.
07:02Fuck back!
07:03Right the fucking end.
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
07:09Don't you let fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:14Sorry, ma'am.
07:15Sorry.
07:17Fuck's sake.
07:20Fuck.
07:20Fuck.
07:21Fuck.
07:22What were you saying again?
07:24You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger.
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
07:34You can get a gun and a burger.
07:37Oh, my gosh.
07:38I think this is our truck.
07:45Come on in, bro.
07:47What's up?
07:48Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmeet.
07:49How?
07:50How?
07:51How?
07:51This is his, um, this is his na'vi.
07:54Good morning.
07:55Good morning.
07:56Come on, come on.
07:57Come on, come on.
07:58Come on, come on.
07:58Come on, come on.
07:58Bro, thank you so much for picking us up.
08:00Of course, of course, of course.
08:01Come on.
08:03See, all you Canadian ones say bro a lot.
08:05Yo, bro.
08:06Toilet, bro.
08:07Hemorrhoids, bro.
08:08This thing, bro.
08:10All right, we're basically just saying paji.
08:12If you think about it, our bro to paji ratio is the exact same.
08:17Paji this, paji that, paji oh, chaka paji eh, chaka paji.
08:20Paji, bro, bro, paji.
08:21Paji, bro, bro, paji.
08:22There's literally no difference, man.
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word.
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:32Uh, not really, man.
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
08:37Too many at this point.
08:39Come on, bro.
08:40A gig's a gig.
08:41You know that, man.
08:42I'm sure it'll be great, paji.
08:44Thanks, man.
08:45For how long you've been driving truck with Sunny?
08:49Just under a year.
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:55Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably.
08:58You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
09:03This has been keeping me steady.
09:05That's good, man.
09:06As long as it's honest work, man, you never know what that guy is.
09:08Oh, nothing like that, paji.
09:11I'm just grateful to Sunny, paji.
09:13He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
09:17Well, you're running.
09:19Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:27In his field.
09:28In his field.
09:28In my...
09:29Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
09:30Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No.
09:32Oh, man, bro.
09:37Bro.
09:39Bro!
09:39Yo, hello.
09:40Hey, yo, Vanky.
09:41Thank you, Tia.
09:42Tia, posted on the block, dude.
09:44I live there.
09:45Banner, Jifunga, man, I need you to come pull up on me.
09:48Ain't no thing, no, I got that 40s full.
09:50Pull it through me.
09:50Pull it in my car and you, I need you to come pull it through me.
09:55I need you to come pull it through me.
09:58Hey, sir.
09:59How are you, sir?
09:59I'm so far, y'all, y'all.
10:01I'm so far.
10:02Hey, Tia.
10:03Hey, Tia.
10:05Hey, Tia.
10:07Hey, Tia.
10:08Hey, Tia.
10:08Hey, Tia.
10:09Hey, Tia.
10:09Hey, Tia.
10:10Sorry, bhaim.
10:10I know my work's been done for a couple of months.
10:12I'm not worried about that.
10:14Hey, Tia.
10:15How much respect do you have done?
10:16It's not that we don't respect you.
10:18It's just that.
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
10:23Supervisor?
10:24What supervisor?
10:25Hey, Tia.
10:25I didn't know that Sri Lankan girl.
10:26She was the owner of the school.
10:28She was a big dude.
10:29She's having a little indoor life.
10:31Oh.
10:32I don't talk about it.
10:48Hi.
10:49Good evening.
10:50We checking in?
10:51Yes, we are.
10:52Great.
10:52What name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, mate.
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm going to go get some lime of water.
10:58Okay.
10:59Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
11:04Can I get that now?
11:06Yeah.
11:08Cool.
11:12Is that gluten-free?
11:14Yes, it is.
11:15Okay, then I don't want it.
11:17Oh.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'll be back.
11:22Yeah, sorry about that.
11:23Oh, it's okay.
11:25Anyways, the name should be under your first name, just me, the last name, Dutta.
11:29Okay.
11:30How do you spell?
11:30D-U-T-T-A.
11:34Yeah, sorry.
11:35I'm not seeing anything under that name.
11:37Could it be under anything else?
11:39Just me, Swirled?
11:43Yes.
11:44Okay, we do have that.
11:45Great.
11:46Great.
11:46Mr. Swirled.
11:48Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
11:51Cool.
11:51Okay.
11:56Okay.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, yeah.
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
12:02Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
12:06We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name.
12:10Okay.
12:10But I would, I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
12:14Yeah, but that's me.
12:16It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
12:18It's literally me on the flyer.
12:25Oh, yeah.
12:26You look great on that.
12:27But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
12:31It's policy.
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:38Sure.
12:44Sorry.
12:46I, I already bent the rules on the cookie.
12:49Okay.
12:50Yo, Nubby.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name.
12:54Yeah, just check again, man.
12:55I'm sure they have, man.
12:56Bro, just do your job, please.
13:00Oh, he's making me do shit, man.
13:02Like, well, I don't know if we do this and do that.
13:09Hello.
13:10Hello.
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
13:13Hello.
13:14I need one of you guys to come.
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
13:18They sound drunk.
13:19They're partying or some shit.
13:20Here, get to me.
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me.
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's emceeing?
13:28Your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:30Bro, you gotta, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
13:32It's so late right now, bro.
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now,
13:36and you can't check in, because the name is...
13:38Yo, oh, shit, the plane rides your job.
13:40I'm a piano remix.
13:42Hey, seriously, booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah.
13:46Sorry.
13:46But he could change his name, right?
13:48Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:51Hello?
13:52Hello?
14:13Yo, handles.
14:14What is it, Paul?
14:17Are you kidding me?
14:18Just me.
14:19Holy shit.
14:20Dude, what are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
14:25This is wild.
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
14:29She's competing.
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
14:32You've accomplished so much.
14:33I've been watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
14:36Really?
14:37Okay.
14:39Full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
14:43Wow.
14:44I'm really embarrassed.
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker.
14:47I know.
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, it's, you know, just to make life easier.
14:53And also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
14:57Yo, just me.
14:58Okay.
14:59All right.
15:00I'll see you.
15:01Yo, bro.
15:01Okay.
15:01Hey, Ellen.
15:02They've got no rooms available.
15:04There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street.
15:06They've got vacancies.
15:08All right, let me call them over.
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up and the organizers are all drunk, so...
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash up my sister.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man.
15:26No, trust me.
15:26Just me.
15:27She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
15:33Uh, okay.
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:36Yeah, that'd be awesome.
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure.
15:39I got you.
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go.
15:42Thank you so much.
15:42You're a lifestreamer.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44It's nice seeing you.
15:48Damn.
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away.
15:53What?
15:54Manager's got to eat, too, bro.
15:56Dude.
15:57I kissed the hotel girl.
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:01She tastes like hotel.
16:03Okay, let's go.
16:04Get your bags, man.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah.
16:13And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
16:16Sorry I was here all day.
16:17I just...
16:17I got so much work done.
16:19Not just therapy.
16:20Take it.
16:22What?
16:22Take the space.
16:24It's yours.
16:25Whenever you need it.
16:26Design work.
16:27Therapy.
16:28Sixteen Chapel.
16:29The ceiling.
16:30I don't care.
16:31Whatever.
16:32Free of charge.
16:33Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
16:34What?
16:35And that's really nice, but why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
16:41Your presence, it's like...
16:42It's keeping my guys in line.
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah.
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies
16:49that used to get to buy me candy as a kid?
16:51That was cute.
16:52Terrifying, but cute.
16:53I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor,
16:55and everything the light touches is yours.
17:00Okay.
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17:36Hi, Jasmid.
17:37How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:39No, we're not happy.
17:40Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
17:42What the fuck was up with last night?
17:43You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:46And you out getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I did the party that we were at.
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
17:58So sorry.
17:59Sorry is not good enough, Dr. Saab.
18:01And look at this green room.
18:02It's not private.
18:03And it's fucking bare, man.
18:05We have chips and water.
18:07What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
18:09All right, what more do you want, dude?
18:11Like, get us some fucking steak,
18:12some kebabs, some sushi,
18:14some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown.
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time.
18:19No, no, no.
18:19You will.
18:21Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid.
18:25How's the fucking respect?
18:26Hey, I'll get right on it.
18:30Yeah, that's right.
18:31Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:34Was all that necessary?
18:35He was like some vichata college kid.
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man.
18:39They'll never respect you
18:40if you let him keep getting away with this.
18:42I'm asking for Ciroc bottles
18:44in the middle of the day.
18:46Yo, manager's got to eat, too.
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over
18:49your pre-show jitters.
18:51Know what I mean?
18:52Damn.
18:54Good luck, guys.
19:02Bro, it's a full house.
19:04There's got to be like 100 people out there.
19:07This is a 1,400 seat theater, bro.
19:10I don't have my glasses.
19:12Okay.
19:13Ladies and gentlemen,
19:14please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17and one of the funniest voices of our generation,
19:20the Hark Throne himself.
19:23Give it up for...
19:25Friend!
19:27Hey, y'all.
19:28Congrats for 25 years
19:30of the North American South Asian
19:32talent competition.
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
19:35And I would have loved to be there in person
19:37to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
19:39But your boy is guest judging
19:42the masked singer this week.
19:43I know.
19:44Womp womp.
19:45And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
19:47Just get out there and do your job, bro.
19:49We just focus.
19:50Love you all.
19:52Make sure you kill it.
19:53And you know what they say?
19:54Graham means love.
19:55Graham out.
19:58All right.
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night,
20:03Jasmine Dutta.
20:04All right.
20:05Woo!
20:06Yes!
20:07Give it up for me.
20:08That idiot that came out way too early.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12The way he was successful.
20:14Internet guy.
20:15That's not as hot as him.
20:17I'm here with you tonight.
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21I'm excited.
20:24Oh, man.
20:25I just ran into one of the Punga teams backstage.
20:28We've got to talk about your names.
20:30First of all, they're way too long.
20:31Okay?
20:32The team I ran backstage,
20:33Soné Gabru, Mitre Punjab de,
20:35Nacha de, Hass de, Tapa de,
20:37Johani Shera de,
20:39Toronto Division.
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to put my whole
20:44Sajabi dictionary into your days.
20:46Don't even do that.
20:46You all right, man?
20:47You seem stressed.
20:49So, Janandes, bro,
20:50is always freaking tripping, man.
20:53Oh.
20:53Well, as a recent survivor
20:55of an unconscious uncoupling,
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off
20:59because you're avoiding your emotions.
21:01But I'm here for you, man.
21:04Bro, go and take some pictures, man.
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone.
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:12Just...
21:12Well, I've got to take this phone call, man.
21:14Just...
21:15I got you.
21:16Oh, man, yeah.
21:19We got the music, man.
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man.
21:21Feels like we've just now
21:23entered our 2000s era.
21:25We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
21:30They got them to wear tracksuits.
21:33Janandes walking around
21:34in a pink fur coat.
21:35Like, bro, you're not Cameron.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing
21:41is John Will, the real John Will,
21:43not Dr. Seuss's bootleg John Will.
21:45I hope he's doing well.
21:46or wherever he is.
21:46But the real John Will,
21:47hopping on a track,
21:48just being like,
21:49New Yorker don't care.
21:51Murder!
21:51That's the only thing.
21:53But we're going to have fun regardless.
21:56So let's give it up for our first team.
21:58I'm not saying their name.
21:59We're going to talk about this.
22:00Put your hands together.
22:02Let's do it!
22:03Woo!
22:08Killed it.
22:22Why is this guy who's on his phone?
22:24He must be using so much data.
22:27He's using my hotspot.
22:41Yello!
22:44No!
22:45Cheesy!
22:53That's it!
22:55Oh!
22:56Yo!
22:56Shots, baby!
22:59Yeah, shots!
23:04Can you tell your manager to be careful?
23:06The deposit in this room is really steep.
23:09Woo! Shots!
23:14Shit, yo, it's for the one thing.
23:16Everybody shut the fuck up!
23:19Hey, babe.
23:21Yeah.
23:22No, I'm just here with the boys.
23:24We're just about to go to sleep.
23:27Yo, there's no one in the room.
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up!
23:33Yeah.
23:35No, I didn't put it on mute.
23:37What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
23:41Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously.
23:53It's trippy.
23:54All right, I'm going to take care of the girls.
23:56Come on.
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate.
24:11I'm here.
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man.
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things.
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
24:20Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places, you know?
24:26Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the random spots.
24:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
24:32Oh, dude.
24:33Guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:35My first kiss.
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition.
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single.
24:41So what are you doing?
24:41Still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out.
24:44All right, I'm going to get out of this walkhouse after the party.
24:46I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace.
24:49Okay, bye.
24:51Oh, shit.
24:54I might just have to make official uniform for my guys.
24:56These designs are sick.
24:57Yeah?
24:58Yeah.
24:58Thanks, honey.
24:58Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started.
25:01Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this one.
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me.
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life.
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore.
25:35She probably doesn't even love me.
25:38We were never fucking compatible.
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me.
25:44Only stay together because of the kids.
25:47That's the way I was raised.
25:48You know, we don't divorce, you feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man.
25:54So alone.
25:55Here.
25:56Here.
25:57This is a huge first step.
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name.
26:04Fuck.
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man.
26:08Like, thank you, bro.
26:09Here.
26:12One sec, one sec, man.
26:14Hey!
26:14Get the fuck out!
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man!
26:21Hey.
26:22I love you.
26:26Don't say that, man.
26:27Like, I barely know you.
26:41Wow, look who it is.
26:43Hiding out from your rabbit pan?
26:45Uh, I'm just taking a little break.
26:47Enjoying the view.
26:48Mmm.
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good.
26:52It was good.
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:57I didn't know you were going to torture me.
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure.
27:04I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing.
27:09Wow.
27:10Yeah, no, you're right, but it's just, it's in the right crowd.
27:14Okay.
27:15Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know.
27:17I'll come watch.
27:19You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah.
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list.
27:27Okay.
27:29Well, if you ever need a place to crash, I can return the favor.
27:34Oh, okay.
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that.
27:38Okay.
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night.
27:47Oh, my God.
27:48Wow.
27:49That was crazy.
27:51Yeah.
27:53You know, that was actually my first kiss.
27:57Mine, too.
27:58Really?
27:59Yeah.
28:01Hmm.
28:03Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and untrouble I got all over your face, so
28:09I was new at it, actually.
28:11All good.
28:12And I'm way better now.
28:14Oh.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Hmm.
28:16Well, I'll be the judge of that.
28:18Yeah.
28:20Mm-hmm.
28:40It's like, uh, 10% less wet.
28:44Okay.
28:45That's an improvement.
28:46Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there.
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect.
28:51Oh.
28:53Yeah.
28:53It's the only way to perfection.
28:54You're right.
29:46Ah
29:47Oh
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