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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 15: Better Luck Next Time

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:16Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:37I just troubled all this.
00:40And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:48Nope.
00:50...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56I totally lose concept of everything that's going on.
00:59...around me.
01:00Come join.
01:03You look good right now.
01:08The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:31This home is having air conditioning installed.
01:47A woman realizes her dog has escaped the house.
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:55No!
01:56That's a bad dog!
01:58F**k!
01:59No!
02:00That's a bad dog.
02:02That's a bad dog.
02:06That's a bad dog.
02:14That's a bad dog.
02:15That's a bad dog.
02:17That's a bad dog.
02:18That's a bad dog.
02:18That's a bad dog.
02:18That's a bad dog.
02:19That's a bad dog.
02:19That's a bad dog.
02:20That's a bad dog.
02:23That's a bad dog.
02:25That's a bad dog.
02:33This woman wants to surprise a friend with a birthday card.
03:04A video conference call is about to get a rude interruption.
03:09That afternoon I was working from home and I was on an innovation call with about six or seven associates.
03:14And I'm hearing some rustling in what was the fireplace.
03:19And I think for the purposes of, you know, town hall, let's just get in to...
03:28It's my turn to speak, and what I'm trying to do is get a complete sentence out.
03:32At the same time, I'm like, oh my gosh, something's in here.
03:36Let's go. Let's just get in to me.
03:39I'm a big Cincinnati Reds fan. I love baseball.
03:42And as I'm getting ready to fight or flight, that bat was within arm's reach.
03:52Squirrel came down from the chimney.
03:56Jules is our fearless nanny.
03:58She wrestles now four kids that we have all boys.
04:01And if there's one person that I know I can count on, it's Jules.
04:06The worst thing about this whole thing is Jules actually wasn't home at the time.
04:09So I'm screaming for Jules in an empty house, not knowing that she had left for lunch.
04:17I love animals. It's not that I don't like animals.
04:20The reality is you can see it jump.
04:23And as the squirrel's coming at me, I totally lose concept of everything that's going on around me outside of
04:29what I'm facing right there.
04:31I had no idea that I was still on that team's call.
04:35They were gasping. They were wondering whether I was getting robbed, whether I was having a heart attack.
04:41Oh my gosh. Everybody just saw what happened.
04:43I explained to my team that the squirrel was causing all the havoc.
04:47So we ended the meeting and ended up rescheduling town hall.
04:51It's clear the squirrel was trying to get to the window behind me and get out of the office.
04:56It ended up going back up into the fireplace.
04:59I called our local animal control to get the squirrel out of the chimney.
05:04I'm happy to report that the squirrel was captured in a trap safely and let free outside of my home.
05:12It spread like wildfire pretty quickly within our company.
05:15There were t-shirts made and some other jokes quickly at my behalf and I embrace it.
05:22My kids do poke fun at me from time to time when they see a squirrel getting close.
05:26I'm still known as the squirrel guy to my kids' friends.
05:29At the end of the day, I'm grateful that I was able to have this on camera
05:33and people can smile and laugh as a result of what happened to me.
05:39Bring it to the kitchen.
05:41Holy .
05:43Mother .
05:47A woman is working on a jigsaw puzzle.
05:50Come here?
05:52No.
05:56No, you're wrong.
05:57Come here.
05:59Come here.
06:01Look, clearux way.
06:06Come here.
06:15There you go.
06:16Just sit down.
07:09Oh, you f***ing shitty bee.
07:17I'm kidding me.
07:22This mom in Michigan is about to have
07:24an unforgettable Halloween.
07:26Oh, my God, did I just play the pumpkin?
07:28In my head, I was worried about the news.
07:30I was worried about getting sued.
07:32Ah!
07:33What do I do?
07:45What the f***?
08:00This is how you open the door.
08:03Oh, my gosh!
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
08:11Okay, get pressed.
08:19Oh, my God, is this the wrong house?
08:21This is the wrong house!
08:41Holy f***!
08:45Hey, dear.
08:46Oh, my God!
08:49Oh, my God!
08:53Oh, my God!
09:21Oh, my God!
09:25Oh, my God!
09:27Oh, my God!
09:30Oh, my God!
09:42Oh, my God!
09:45Oh, my God!
09:47Oh, my God!
09:59They get the notifications on their phones.
10:01They say, hey, there's someone at your front door.
10:03And they turn it on to see what was outside.
10:05What do I do about the pumpkin?
10:07What do I do about the pumpkin?
10:07Should I try, um, try and plug it?
10:09Oh, my God!
10:10It's taking out the corner of the street!
10:11The pumpkin was so big that it would have taken out cars.
10:15It would have taken out bicycles, walkers.
10:18Small children.
10:20I mean, in my head, I was worried about the news.
10:21I was worried about getting sued.
10:23And I was not going to let go of that pumpkin.
10:25Not happening.
10:26My kids kept running out to help, but the wind was whipping so hard
10:34and the tethers were just lashing everywhere.
10:37I just kept telling them to get back into the house.
10:44I did unplug it.
10:46I don't think Katie was aware.
10:48If you unplug it, it takes about 20 minutes to deflate.
10:51There's nothing I can do, right?
10:52By the time I've driven back, the pumpkin could be in the lake,
10:55my wife could be stuck in a tree, and who knows what else is going on.
10:59So I'm just trying to calm everybody down.
11:04They've been taught at school about calling 911 to ask for help.
11:08Leonard, listen to me.
11:09Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:11So our youngest, and he actually dialed 5-4-3-2-1.
11:14And when nobody was answering, he actually threw the phone and broke the phone.
11:18Just come home!
11:20Come home!
11:21Don't come home!
11:22Don't come home!
11:23Don't come home!
11:25I got air at one point, and I thought it was going to take off.
11:30Literally 12 minutes, I was hanging on for dear life to this thing.
11:34Oh my God!
11:36And then finally, when it got deflated enough, I just, I was exhausted.
11:42I just surrendered to the pumpkin.
11:44Oh my God!
11:45Stay in the house!
11:47I can't!
11:50Oh my God!
11:51Let me just take pictures of you.
11:53One of my favorite parts of everything was, my eldest goes out and takes a photograph,
11:57where the pumpkin just completely wrapped over the top and around her.
12:00I looked back and I was like, yes, this is mom's strength 101.
12:05I definitely went through the neighborhood around Christmas time though,
12:08and I would see like another inflatable.
12:09I'd be like, yeah, I can take it.
12:11Oh, I got that one.
12:12Yeah, don't worry.
12:13Call me if you need some help.
12:16What's the plan for next year?
12:17Is the pumpkin coming up?
12:19100% yes.
12:21Yeah.
12:26Jason!
12:27There's something here.
12:29Can you see it?
12:30See?
12:33Look.
12:35Can't go through that.
12:46Two birds are about to change this woman's afternoon plans.
12:50as we go.
12:52It's just down here all night.
12:54You can walk through one.
12:58Open that window.
12:59Open that window.
13:00Open that window.
13:01Is that window open?
13:02Hold out.
13:04No, no, no, stop.
13:04No, I'm sitting here too.
13:06I'm trying to get the more.
13:10So, let's see if I'm in the bathroom.
13:11Oh, youruku is in the bathroom.
13:12I'm trying to get a lot.
13:12I'm trying to get a lot.
13:13I'm trying to get a lot of water.
13:13I'm trying to get it.
13:14I'm trying to get a lot of water.
13:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:38What did you forget to do?
13:44Things are about to take a turn on this porch in California.
14:02You just tried to jump off now?
14:07I hate being tall.
14:09My hat fell off too.
14:35Oh my god.
14:43A surprising scene is about to unfold in this man's backyard.
14:48We live in a rural part of West Virginia.
14:51It's a very quiet neighborhood and there's not much excitement unless an animal livestock gets loose.
14:59I've had the flu and this is my first time having a coffee on the porch for several days.
15:08We see this guy going crazy driving, coming towards our house.
15:13Oh, I was freaking out.
15:15But Mike is a very calm person so he's just sitting there.
15:22The car cut across into our yard.
15:25It was a surprise, although I did not react that way.
15:29I was sitting back and watching the show.
15:32I was sure he would never make it out of the yard, but he really didn't have any trouble.
15:37Now, the police officer on the other hand.
15:45The police car ran over my daughter's bike, hit our sling, then head right into our tree.
15:53He wasn't hurt or anything.
15:55The tree does still show some of the damage.
15:58I made fun of the cop for hitting it.
16:01He was like, oh, well, you know, we'll replace that bike.
16:03He took it all in stride.
16:05He laughed, too.
16:08It ended in a crash around three miles from our house with the criminal being thrown from the vehicle.
16:14He went straight to jail.
16:15The next day we saw the buckshot.
16:19The driver had decided to go on a joyride, I guess.
16:22He had done this same kind of chase five years prior.
16:27I just jokingly posted it on TikTok.
16:30We thought that the story was the police chased through our yard.
16:36But instead, everyone made it about the calm sipping coffee.
16:40The chillest man in the world or something like that they had made comments about.
16:45It was crazy.
16:50Nothing exciting like this has happened since the video.
16:52My camera is still rolling, so we will see.
17:02A windy day makes this boy's chores a lot harder.
17:23Glad to make a look for track of настроstrings before destroying them.
17:49Look!
17:49Her face is clean, a schon fix a lot of snow.
17:51Vergas haма Tôi đang làm tìm nikare-hi tailor,
17:52with women's men's men's men's men's men's men's men's men's men's men must him.
17:52Yep.
17:54Yep.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:06Get out of here.
18:26This dog is about to get very excited.
18:29Kruger, who's here?
18:32You want me to go what?
18:45A cat tries to avoid the dogs.
19:02What the f*** are you doing, Aiden?
19:04Holy f***.
19:10Get down, cat.
19:13Oh!
19:17What the f***?
19:24What the f***?
19:28Oh, no!
19:36This dog is excited to see his owner.
19:44Hey!
19:45Where?
19:46Hey!
19:50I never in a million years.
19:53The family in this house thought all their birthday cake candles had been blown out.
19:58Hey!
19:59Hey!
20:01Help!
20:04Help!
20:06Go get out!
20:17Hey!
20:17Why is nobody doing anything?
20:19God was laughing.
20:22Oh my God.
20:24It's so funny.
20:24Oh my God.
20:34Okay, time for a new table.
20:49That's awesome.
20:51Holy f***.
21:04This person forgot to disable the alarm before going to the bathroom.
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