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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S13E13
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00:08Oh, Utica.
00:08Oh, bitch, that's a long-ass message.
00:11Utica just left us.
00:12I love that little nut.
00:14She is my little strange being on this earth.
00:17Love yourself inside and out.
00:18Wiggle to the top, Utica.
00:22Of course it has to be me against Utica
00:24because, you know, she's my twin.
00:25You ate your twin.
00:26I ate my twin, bitch.
00:28I said it so many times.
00:30I need to get out of my head something is holding me back and I need to figure out what
00:33it is because it literally landed me in
00:34The bottom this week and I am determined to get to the top and if I don't change something in
00:40my head
00:41I'm not gonna make it
00:43Kandi, I want to congratulate you on your win
00:51The roast is such a like a drag race staple
00:54I was like oh my god
00:56The gag is I don't even think Aja and Dahlia won a challenge on their season either. I don't think
01:00so either. So I'm over the move
01:03I feel like I am in this fucking race for real and I am ready to fight to the fucking
01:09end
01:10I'm so happy right now. This is like the best day of my life
01:14RuPaul compared my comedy to Phyllis Diller. Yes down the road in a few years if there's like a little
01:19roast tour
01:20I want to sit next to you bitch
01:21Girl. That used to be my worst fear. I would see those tours and I'd be like not me and
01:25now I'm like yeah
01:26Like I want to read you bitches down
01:28You have it honey. You got it. You got me
01:31The fact that I've learned that I can actually kind of write jokes and deliver them on stage is so
01:39crazy
01:39And it just has really opened my eyes that there's so much my drag that I have not really explored
01:45yet
01:45We are at the top motherfucking five. Yeah, we are and that is a milestone in itself
01:52Yeah, but the reality is baby one of us has to go home next
01:56How y'all feel it? I'm definitely ready to fight for that spot in the top four. I know it's
02:01gonna be difficult
02:02Oh, baby
02:02This is gonna be a fight to the top four because I know you bitches are fucking fierce and no
02:07one wants to give up to your spot and not for that
02:09Absolutely not
02:10My top five angels let's get it!
02:13Divas divas divas divas divas divas divas
02:16Anyone's game baby. Coast to coast
02:20And on that note, fuck you bitches
02:22We are this close to the top four. If I have to cut a bitch, if I have to send
02:27a bitch home
02:27I will do what it takes to get to the top. If you didn't believe in me before, oh baby
02:32stop believing in me now because bitch
02:36I'll be here to win
02:41The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics and a cash prize
02:47of
02:47$100,000 with extra special guest judge Cynthia Erivo
03:04It's a new week and I'm ready to go. I feel like I belong here and I'm not going anywhere
03:10bitch, so let's fucking roll
03:13Oh my god, look we are on one side of the table
03:16It's so crazy to think of all the shit we've done and all the bitches we've lost this table used
03:20to be fucking full all the way around
03:22Oh, y'all like my best friend
03:25Let's see the confessionals my love
03:33My queens they say there are no small parts only small actors
03:39But if you're lucky one day you might meet a small actor with some very big parts
03:50Hello, hello, hello
03:55My top five queens
03:59Now America's next drag superstar needs to have the star power to outshine her competitors
04:05So for this week's maxi challenge, you'll all be starring in the new sci-fi adventure
04:11canny i shrunk the drag queens
04:15Word
04:16Now this special effects extravaganza takes place on the drag race set where you'll be portraying
04:23teeny teeny tiny drag queens fighting for your very survival
04:28Now this of course has been based on a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the
04:34guilty
04:35First there's dominique perignon the mean one
04:39She's power hungry and a little cray cray
04:42Then there's margarita the smart one she's sexy and a natural born leader
04:48Then there's brandy the sarcastic one a real wisecracker
04:52And then there's chardonnay the whiny one and last but not least ginger ale the dumb one
04:59She's real sweet and real stupid
05:03Now to help create your characters looks feel free to use materials from fabric.com
05:09Lady kids this week will determine who makes it to the top four of rupaul drag race
05:15So do not perk it up
05:19Every single acting challenge or improv challenge that we've had i've been in the top so i feel confident that
05:24i can do what i do best
05:25Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen
05:29win
05:31All right kandris pass out these
05:33So five queens enter the workroom as in coming from the main stage grabbing a cocktail in silence
05:38We're looking over the scripts oh it's a thick script honey
05:42And we're realizing that these characters are very familiar
05:48I'm done
05:49All right
05:50That is so funny
05:51That's awesome
05:51I love this script
05:53Yeah it's a very funny script
05:53I know exactly which one i want
05:54Let's just go on the line and say who we each want and then we'll decide on who's who
05:58I think ginger ale could be cute and funny
06:01The judges have been telling olivia that every time she gets up there she gives this apologetic shy girl thing
06:07And that's what this ginger ale rule is
06:09So if i were her i would not be trying to do that
06:12Yeah
06:13I think i definitely want to be brandy and i was thinking chardonnay
06:18Yeah that's my number one okay simone i want miss dominique
06:22Okay i definitely want dominique as well
06:26Candy and simone one of you will play dominique and one of you will play margarita
06:29Well i want dom so
06:31I really want to play dominique perignon because she's a central part of the story everything's happening because of her
06:38And i really want to stand out like i feel like it's a side of me that i haven't really
06:42shown the judges
06:42It's just a fun fucking character to play and i really really want it
06:46Yeah i want dominique as well
06:48Well luckily elliot's here to hold an audition for you
06:52The character that simone doesn't want is margarita margarita is the sexy logical smart one
06:58Unnatural born leader
07:00I'm like word that's very simone dominique is the villain crazy delusional
07:09That's me dominique is mine
07:12I want dominique
07:15So what should we do for an acting momento like are we gonna rock scissors it out are we gonna
07:20vote
07:21The character description is so you natural born leader i just don't see that for me the smart one
07:25I will say out of the two of you i would definitely say simone's the smart one
07:29All right i'll take it i'll take margarita or whatever the fuck yeah
07:32You want to take margarita sure
07:33Okay
07:35I don't want this roll margarita is the dry one and it's not necessarily a fun roll
07:41But that's the way the cards fell and i don't want to have to fight when i know i could
07:45do margarita too
07:46So i'm just gonna have to
07:49Put myself into it and
07:51Nail it and prove that i deserve to be in the top
07:53Do we have enough time to do a read-through now as the parts yeah we can do like a
07:57quick little read-through
07:59Baby we're at the very end stretch of this competition
08:03Baby it's you or me and i did not come here to give up my part so like you could
08:08win
08:09Girl you scare us it's like you'll do anything to win anything
08:19So that's why all our makeup keeps disappearing
08:23This week we have an acting challenge and we are all starring in henny i shrug the drag queens
08:30The past acting challenges i've just been safe and there's no time to be safe anymore so
08:35I need to step up whatever the hell i thought i was doing before
08:39The characters are pretty much us so i would imagine that we can kind of like be ourselves
08:43Be ourselves
08:43I think so too
08:44Well we'll say yours is butch so definitely be a stretch
08:46It's gonna be a stretch
08:47Yeah
08:48But i'll try it
08:50Did you hear it?
08:52I heard it
08:53I heard it
08:53It was definitely audible
08:56All right so let's pick off let's go let's go
08:59Let's go
08:59What are you gonna fucking wear?
09:01Yeah i would love to know
09:03My biggest concern for this challenge is what the fuck are we gonna wear?
09:07Because baby we're at the end of this competition so we barely have any drag left
09:10The options are few and i also have to make sure they fit with the character
09:13I can't come out in like a huge ball gown trying to be a butch queen
09:16Oh that's cute that's kind of butch
09:19It's very butch
09:20Yeah like what?
09:20Yeah
09:21Oh my god look at our rosé's hair is making me miss my baby joey's hair
09:26My forever fallen angel
09:29Ah joey
09:32I need to ask can this go on green screen?
09:34Baby today we are gonna be in front of a green screen
09:37And clearly in front of a green screen you can wear green, shiny things, stones that reflect off the green
09:43And for drag queens it's difficult
09:44Is this like green?
09:45Let me sing
09:47Yeah
09:49I am freaking out because i'm like i didn't get the role i wanted
09:52And the things i want to wear are not suitable for green screen
09:56And i just need a moment of something going right for me
09:59Because it feels like things are just falling apart around me
10:01There's like this this is a skirt
10:03And then this goes on top like this goes like here
10:06I feel like that's like too villainy
10:10I can't help but like think about my house the house of Avalon
10:13We're such perfectionists in everything that we do
10:17And i don't want to let anyone down and i don't want to look bad and then like disappoint everyone
10:23And i don't want to have to be like you have four wings but you also lifting three times and
10:26be like scrambling to get into the top
10:28Like i just don't want to look a fool i just don't i can't
10:33Oh, bitch
10:35She's not ready to hit her
10:37You're gonna have to do all this while falling off of a building here we go
10:40Yeah, literally
10:40Hey girls, how's it going? It's Scarlett
10:48Scarlett Johansson
10:48Oh my gosh
10:50Black Widow
10:52I'm living
10:54I'm such a fan of the show i'm so sad i have not been in the workroom
10:58But it's it's been a dream of mine to participate for a long long time so this is really exciting
11:03for me
11:03Baby, you're in the workroom right now
11:06You're in the workroom right now
11:07It feels like it
11:09Yeah
11:10So I feel like that you guys may need a little bit of acting advice
11:14What's going on?
11:15Today we're doing an acting challenge where we're going to be on green screen in this room and we're going
11:20to be shrunk really small
11:23We're going to fight things like giant cats
11:25How would you recommend being against these like imaginary monsters?
11:31Acting is all about making a situation that's unreal feel very real
11:35So I would say that the most important thing is that you have a lot of conviction
11:40Whether you're fighting thanos or like a giant spiky heel
11:45You know what I mean?
11:46And so that comes from believing in yourself
11:48If you don't believe in your own self then no one in the audience is going to believe you
11:53You're a very sweet person I can tell but have you ever had to play a villain in the movie?
11:59How did you get into character?
12:00I think the most important thing when you're playing a villain is you have to love the character that you're
12:04playing
12:05Even if they're like evil to the core you really have to have a lot of sympathy for them
12:09You know you really have to feel for the character
12:12Thank you
12:12Some of the roles we have are a little bit smaller than the others
12:16So I was just wondering if you had any advice on how to really stand out when you don't have
12:21a lot of lines
12:21Remember that there are no small parts
12:25They're only small queens
12:27So you guys you know you want to make sure that even though you don't have as much screen time
12:31That you have made the character in your mind
12:34You have a whole story for your character so that the character feels really complete
12:38So sometimes if I'm reading some lines I'll kind of read them in the mirror
12:41Sort of make sure you practice a little bit of those looks and see what you come up with
12:46You know you might be surprised
12:47Thanks
12:48Any other questions?
12:50I have one guest question
12:51Oh
12:52The movie will it be called size queens?
12:58Hopefully
12:59Because you're looking at a room full of size queens
13:01All right ladies good luck
13:06Don't mess this up the future of cinema rests on your very tiny tiny shoulders
13:12Hi
13:13Goodbye
13:15Thank you so much
13:16Thank you so much
13:18It's just really crazy to think that we just talked to Scarlett Johansson
13:22I just feel like it's surreal
13:24Oh my god
13:26And we made it this far we got this treat of speaking to her
13:29So like let's go into it and just give it the best you can and give it 100 you know
13:36Hello
13:36Hello queens
13:38It's time to shoot Haley I Shrunk the Drag Queens with Michelle and Carson
13:42Are y'all ready to get shrunk?
13:44Oh yeah
13:45As you know these acting challenges it's all about larger than life presence
13:49But today you're gonna be about four inches tall
13:53That's so small I know exactly what four
13:55Stop it
13:56Anyway
13:57So you need to go big because you don't want to be outshined or rather squashed
14:01Okay you're in the workroom and this is right after you've been shrunken
14:05All right lights
14:06Camera action
14:08Is it just me or did the toxic overhead lighting make the furniture huge?
14:15There's only one way for us to return to our normal size
14:18What is it?
14:19We've got to get oh sorry
14:21We've got to go all the way across the workroom and find the shade
14:25You're strong you need to be like you know what to do
14:28You are the scientist you're saving the day
14:30We've got to go all the way across this workroom you're leading them to victory
14:35It's really weird and kind of hard to like act off of something that's not there
14:40And while also being a character while also like trying to overact in the scene with these four other bitches
14:44We've got to go all the way across the workroom and activate the shade light
14:49Simone is bringing back her voice that she uses in acting challenges
14:53Like factory I call it the factory voice and it's so funny
14:58But at the same time I think she's kind of second guessing the character and at this point in the
15:03game
15:03You have to be confident in every decision that you're making
15:05You like that?
15:06Oh yeah
15:07Go kitty go
15:09Okay, let's move on
15:11Candy for this part ginger ale is reading you and that's making you get smaller and smaller
15:14Action
15:15Look at Dominique
15:17She's shrinking
15:20No
15:23My wicked beauty
15:26No, let's go back
15:26Let's go back
15:27No, do it again, do it again, no
15:29No
15:31No
15:31My wicked beauty
15:34No
15:35No, my beautiful wickedness
15:36Do it again
15:36No
15:38My beautiful wickedness
15:41Again
15:42One more time
15:42One more time
15:42No
15:43No
15:44My wicked beauty
15:46No
15:46Your beautiful wickedness
15:47No
15:47My beautiful wickedness
15:50One more time
15:51One more time
15:52Candy is a big personality so whatever character she gives that is an asset to her
15:57It's an asset to her
16:01But I would have done a great job with Dominique
16:04And this
16:05Dominique
16:07My vocal cords hurt
16:09But baby
16:10I'll write about that later on
16:11I'm trying to win this challenge
16:13Okay, so guys this is our special effects moment where you are climbing up on a sewing machine cord
16:19You kids have to really sell the hell out of this
16:23If Batman and Robin could do it, you could do it
16:26And action
16:28Are you sure this is how Scarlett Johansson got the role of Black Widow
16:33I loved her in Girl with a Pearl and Necklace
16:38Olivia is stuck in what she knows
16:41And as a performer and a drag queen you need to kind of show the judges like
16:45All sides of you
16:46No one's smiling and happy 24-7 so
16:49You know, it's hard
16:51Think about pulling yourself up a wall and holding on to something
16:54Um, question
16:56I was gonna um, like say my line and then look back
17:00Does my camera change now she's back there?
17:03I don't think Olivia realizes that she's the urkel of this group sometimes
17:06Um, may I ask?
17:07Um, I have a question
17:09You tell me to look over here but I think my character would really shout this way
17:13May I ask a question?
17:14How's the look over there?
17:16Oh goodness
17:17It is just so funny because she asking a question
17:19You know, I'm full damn well
17:20This is exactly what she gonna do and she knows exactly how it's gonna look so just do it diva
17:25Question
17:26She's a diva-licious diva
17:28May I ask?
17:31Help! Help!
17:34Hey! Watch where you're going lady!
17:39This is Jerry Lewis
17:42For the love of RuPaul
17:47What's my life?
17:52My opinion of Rosé has changed so much because like when she first got here she was so
17:57uptight in a way and she was just everything had to be perfect and every word and then as the
18:02competition started going on
18:03I could just see her letting go but then also still has her perfection edge
18:08She's a very good actress
18:09Yeah
18:10Like technical
18:11Yeah
18:11So she is the one to watch in my opinion
18:14Suddenly a giant black pussycat leaps onto the floor next to the queen
18:18Add action
18:22My role Chardonnay her big scene is that she's basically allergic to cats and she gets attacked by a giant
18:28cat
18:28If we stay perfectly still, maybe it won't notice us
18:36Cut
18:37Gottmik, why don't you sneeze a little bit more?
18:39Okay
18:39You think you're gonna then you stop
18:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
18:44All right, last time I want to believe that sneeze Gottmik
18:48Oh, yeah
18:48All right, here we go
18:49Oh, bitch, you better stop it if you want to
18:53Relax, I'm fine
18:56That's you
18:58Oh, bitch
18:58Give him on, you're home
19:00And cut
19:01That was great
19:02Moving on
19:02Candy, are you good with cats?
19:04Ooh, I love pussies
19:06Oh, okay
19:07Really?
19:07So now it's time for Gottmik to get attacked by a giant ass cat paw
19:12This is drag artistry, ladies and gentlemen
19:15And guess who's the cat paw?
19:16Me, bitch
19:17So you should be trying to get away from the paw but also sneezing because you're very allergic
19:21Here we go
19:22And action
19:27Maybe you're on your back and it's tickling your belly
19:32Turn around and hit the paw
19:34Try to kick it away, kick it away with your leg
19:42Now maybe it tickles, it tickles
19:46Oh, God
19:47Oh, God
19:51Achoo, help
19:53Get away from me, you fucking pussy
19:58Achoo
19:58Cut, run off
19:59Run off, cut
20:00Okay, the other way
20:01Other way, there you go
20:03That's great
20:04Gottmik, you all right?
20:06Yeah, that was so fun
20:07Okay, good
20:07Way to commit, Gottmik
20:09It is the most fun I've ever had in my whole life
20:13I'm living my fantasy
20:14Like, do I want to be an actor?
20:17Great job, ladies
20:18Thank you
20:19Lots of special effects to add in the edit
20:20So we will see how it all turns out
20:22And that is a wrap
20:26Thank you
20:27It's a little nerve-wracking because it's like we are at the end
20:29And like, how are we going to get down to four?
20:31Like, it's anybody's game
20:37For this week's maxi challenge, we have to act in a movie called
20:40Penny as Shrunk the drag queen
20:42Oh my gosh!
20:44And today we're going to see how the movie turned out
20:47Today determines who's in the top four
20:50Top five to top four is the big jump
20:52The crown is right there
20:54Everyone can taste it
20:56And it is making me want it even more
20:59How does everyone feel? Are we nervous? Are we excited?
21:01Are we everything and all in one?
21:02I mean, I can just hope that I did good in the challenge because
21:05Coming out from the win from last week, I would love to have another win
21:08At the end of the day, I don't feel like there really was
21:11Like one part that was so much more massive than the other
21:14Right
21:14So it's really upon us individually to shine here
21:18It's just all in what the judges think and how we did
21:22So since we've been here for so long
21:23How do you think people back home are going to receive you?
21:26I think about that a lot
21:27That's why I'm in my head a lot of the time
21:28I just want to always do well
21:30And to make sure I don't disappoint anybody
21:33Because there was so much invested in me to do well here
21:36I think that's been my issue these last few weeks
21:39Is that I am so worried about what everyone else at back home is going to think
21:44And being so close to Gigi and coming in the season after her
21:48And having that pressure on me to do so well
21:50I feel like
21:52It's exhausting
21:56And I feel like last week doing so horribly in the roast
22:00And having to lip sync
22:02And being so close to the end of this competition
22:07It's a shitty feeling
22:10And um
22:11I don't want to disappoint anybody
22:14I really want to make it to the top four
22:17Because I see the girls and they're doing so well
22:19And I don't want to get to the end and be like
22:20Oh she fizzled out
22:21She just couldn't make it
22:24And I don't want that to be my story
22:27I don't want that to be my end here
22:33It's easy to come here and think about the disappointments
22:35That you're going to have back at home
22:36If you go home first
22:37Or if you don't make it halfway through
22:38Or if you don't make it to the finale
22:39But remember that who got you here is yourself
22:42And at the end of the day
22:42The people back at home
22:44Gonna be proud of you for getting on the show to begin with
22:45Yes
22:47I came into this competition too self-aware
22:50And really concerned with how I was coming off
22:52And how I would be received
22:53Coming here I had a huge fear
22:55That if I let myself out fully
22:57That I might say something bad
22:59And then the fans might like turn against me
23:02But I'm starting to really relax into myself
23:04It's weird how when you care about the way you're received
23:06You don't do the things that make you you
23:08Yeah
23:08Bitch I'm just having fun now
23:12Growing up
23:13Who was the first person on TV that you saw
23:15And you were like oh bitch
23:17That's me
23:18There's somebody else out there like me
23:19Growing up as
23:21Someone who is black and Puerto Rican
23:22Seeing on TV the black Cinderella
23:24With all these characters that are POC
23:27Yes
23:27I really didn't see anyone like me ever on TV
23:31And even when I did see like the Chaz Bonos
23:33And like the trans guys on TV
23:35I was just like well that is too masculine
23:37That is not me
23:38I'm too feminine
23:39You know it really like set me back in a way
23:41If there was someone like me on TV when I was a kid
23:45There would have been years shaved off of my little journey
23:48Cause like there's no way I'm the only one that feels this way
23:52I don't really get why we hold the trans community to this expectation
23:56That you're either supposed to be Barbie or Ken
23:58Like no in between
23:59I just really want to be that start point for people
24:03Opening this door and building this community of
24:06Femme little guys wearing dresses on drag race
24:11Like if I had more examples like us
24:13If I saw that from such a young age
24:14Coming out would have been so much easier
24:16I would have figured out who I was so much sooner
24:19Yeah
24:19Because the only thing we had on TV
24:20Was drag queens and trans women being hookers on TV and being killed
24:24Or gay men being the the overly flamboyant
24:26The oh I need a gay best friend to go shopping
24:28And it's like there is so much more to gay life
24:30Than just the shit you see on TV
24:31Yeah
24:31This show definitely showed me like the little gay boy from Conway, Arkansas
24:35Can go on and be somebody, honey
24:37And look at me now
24:38Doing this eyebrow
24:39I feel like Grace Mormon
24:41Will they be sisters or will they be twins?
24:43We will never know
24:43They'll be neighbors, baby
24:44They will be neighbors
25:09They will never know
25:10Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
25:13From the itty bitty titty committee
25:15It's Michelle Basad
25:17Well, thank you, Ru
25:18I'm not only a member, but I'm also the president
25:23Style superstar Carson Kressley
25:25Now, Carson, are you a size queen?
25:28Oh, of course
25:28Why do you think I hang out with Michelle?
25:32And our extra special guest judge
25:34The super talented Cynthia Erivo is here
25:37You all right, babe?
25:38I am, babe
25:39How you doing, darling?
25:41We are so excited you're here
25:43Thank you for having me
25:44This week we challenged our queens to go big or go home
25:48In the sci-fi thriller, Hanny
25:50I Shrunk the Drag Queen
25:52And tonight on the runway, category is Oat Pockets
25:56Mm-mm
25:58Racers, start your engines
26:00And may the best drag queen win
26:03Bring back my girls
26:07Up first, Simone
26:09Oh, your zipper's down
26:11See, now that's what I call a fly girl
26:15I decided to be Simone in a pocket
26:17Very lead singer of Paramore, darling
26:19Rocking the runway
26:20And really paying homage to the emo kids
26:24I hung out with in high school
26:25Who allowed me to be gay old black Reggie
26:27And they did not care
26:28This is for y'all
26:30She had this look in her back pocket
26:33Olivia Lux, do these pockets make my hips look big?
26:37For the first time, I'm giving the judges fashion
26:40I have my big bellowing pockets to accentuate the good stuff
26:44Every last stone is meticulously placed by me
26:48Diamonds are indestructible
26:51And I feel like I am indestructible walking down this runway
26:54These pockets have always brought me Lux
26:59Rose, I'm not mod about this
27:02I'm serving black and white mod realness, baby
27:05I am really inspired by the 60s
27:07Oh!
27:08The makeup was so specific and the dolls were glammed
27:11Valley of the dolls, mama, welcome to the valley of the pockets
27:14Now, where did I put my car keys?
27:19Candy meters
27:20Her pockets are full of candy
27:22I am walking down this runway like a little dog
27:24I just walked out of a box
27:26Ooh!
27:26This outfit is Japanese fire, colorful
27:30I have my little 40 pockets dangling from my body
27:32But if you look real close, you can see my ass
27:34And there's very pockets
27:36But, oh
27:38Asymmetrical, ho
27:39She got pockets full of rainbows
27:41Yes
27:43Got me
27:44It's Mrs. Columbo starring Cher, man
27:49Oh
27:49Flasher?
27:50I don't even know her
27:51Oh, watch it
27:53Hello, I am a flasher
27:56Trying to sell you all my watches
27:59My look is inspired by Hercules
28:01There's this one scene where this flasher flashes
28:04And he goes, want to buy a sundial?
28:06And I'm just feeling really beautiful tonight
28:09You know, she's really huge on TikTok
28:12She takes a licking and keeps on ticking
28:14Can I get a swatch of that?
28:18Welcome, queens
28:19It's time for the world premiere
28:21of Hany, I Swamp the Drag Queen
28:40Uh, so girls, who do we think is in the bottom this week?
28:44Is she for real?
28:46Dominique, were you even listening on the main stage?
28:50All right, ladies, since we're all together
28:52I want to ask each of you, who should go home tonight?
28:55I would have to say Dominique Perignon
29:00Dominique
29:02For sure
29:03In all fairness, Dominique
29:07Uh, can you repeat the question?
29:13I mean, Dominique
29:15But Mama said I'm the prettiest queen of them all
29:19Mama
29:20Mama
29:24You guys are just jealous
29:27Don't hate me
29:28Because I'm beautiful
29:30I hate you because you stole my wig
29:33I hate you because you put kitty litter in my makeup
29:37Just this week, you stole my dress and hot glued it to a tummy
29:41Girl, that was not me
29:44That was my inner saboteur
29:47Girl, you scare us
29:50It's like you'll do anything to win
29:53Anything?
29:55Anything!
29:59Like, flip this switch?
30:01No, no, please
30:03Drag queens should never, ever be exposed to toxic overhead lighting
30:10What will become of us?
30:13Aren't you just dying to find out?
30:21What's happening now?
30:30Wow! Is it just me? Or did the toxic overhead lighting make the furniture huge?
30:39Ginger ale, the furniture didn't get bigger, you idiot. We shrugged!
30:45There's only one way we can get back to our normal size.
30:48What is it? I'll do anything.
30:50We've got to go all the way across the workroom and activate the Shade button.
30:56But the Shade button is so far away, we'll never make it.
31:01It might as well be on Uranus. Wait, why can't we just call for help?
31:08Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Anybody see?
31:18Please! Wait, wait, wait! I think I hear someone coming!
31:21It sounds like a wild elephant.
31:28Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anyone here?
31:32Yeah! Michelle! Michelle! Michelle!
31:43That's funny. Michelle! Michelle!
31:46No one's here.
31:47Michelle!
31:49Oh, well. I mean, the queens won't mind if I mop a few things. Like this makeup!
31:54Oh, and these candles. Oh, I love candles. And, of course, these. Oh, no, those are definitely not clean.
32:03Let's get closer.
32:05She can't hear us!
32:06Michelle! Michelle! Michelle!
32:17Hey! Watch where you're going, lady!
32:21Oh, I wonder if Carson's dressing room is locked.
32:25So that's why all our makeup keeps disappearing.
32:33For the love of RuPaul, does anyone ever clean up around here?
32:39Damn!
32:40Oh!
32:42Oh!
32:43Oh!
32:43Wait! Somebody's coming!
32:45This sounds like a pack of wild elephants.
32:48Woo!
32:48Whoa!
32:49Whoa!
32:52Hello, losers!
32:55Come out. Come out. Come out wherever you are.
32:58What happened? Cats got your tongue?
33:01Well, have fun playing with my pussy.
33:05Here, kitty, kitty.
33:10Look over there.
33:13If we stay perfectly still, maybe the cat won't notice us.
33:17But I'm allergic cats.
33:22Uh...
33:22Oh!
33:24You better stop her if you want to go.
33:25Just relax. I'm fine.
33:28Achoo!
33:29Oh, no!
33:30Fire, bitch!
33:31You're on your own.
33:33Help!
33:33Achoo!
33:34Help!
33:35Jardine!
33:36I'd help, but you're doing such a good job!
33:41Help!
33:42Help!
33:43Achoo!
33:44Help!
33:45Achoo!
33:46I love a good cat fight.
33:49Get out of here, you fucking pussy!
33:53Stop it!
33:55Here's kitty.
33:57Whisp it!
33:57Whisp it!
33:58Go, kitty!
33:59Go!
34:01Quick!
34:03Let's get out of here before that cat comes back.
34:05We're never going to make it across the room and up to the shade button.
34:09I've got it!
34:10The sewing machine!
34:13But I don't know how to sew.
34:15Wait.
34:16You came to Drag Race and you don't know how to sew?
34:18What season is this?
34:24Are you sure this is how Scarlett Johansson got the role in Black Widow?
34:31Oh, I loved her in Girl with a Pearl Necklace.
34:37Move it!
34:43Look!
34:44The shade button is just over there!
34:46Let's run!
34:48Woo!
34:52Woo!
34:53Woo!
34:54I could do a death drop, but this is ridiculous.
34:57We'll never make it.
34:59It's physically impossible.
35:01Damn you, science!
35:01But wait, Brut always says that drag gives us superpowers.
35:08I'm pretty sure that's a figure of speech.
35:14She's coming!
35:15Okay, as preposterous as it may seem, maybe, together, we can take one giant step for drag camp.
35:24I'll do whatever you say, just don't say...
35:27Stop!
35:33Thank God, we landed on India and Farrah's old breastplate.
35:38Which was my plan all along.
35:41There you are!
35:45Come on girls, let's take her down to size.
35:48Since when did a drag queen need a button to throw shades?
35:51Ginger Ale, the library is open.
35:57Dominique, first off, legendary you think you are.
36:02You ain't nothing but a...
36:06Dumpster...
36:09Furthermore, f*** mom, f*** your boyfriend.
36:12Oh!
36:13I did that!
36:15Cause you a bitch-ass hoe!
36:18Oh!
36:19It's working!
36:20We're big again!
36:22Look at Dominique!
36:23She's shrinking!
36:25Nooooo!
36:28My beautiful wickedness!
36:31And this, Dominique, just so you will know, and your drag daughters will someday know, is the night the lights
36:42went off in the workroom.
36:52Wow!
36:53I smell it, Oscar!
36:56Fire hot dogs!
37:00Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:04Starting with...
37:05Simone!
37:05Simone!
37:06So, when we were in there directing, I was a little concerned that I was losing you.
37:11I was like, I need Simone to do something to pop.
37:14And then, when I saw it back, it not only popped, it was very funny.
37:19Now, Cynthia, our Simone played Harriet Tubman in our Snatch Game, and you were nominated for two Oscars for your
37:27portrayal of Harriet Tubman, so you have something in common there.
37:30I think I would have nominated you for something in this as well.
37:33Yeah, I loved it.
37:34You have such subtlety and nuance in your comedy, and I was laughing the whole way through.
37:39That dimple comes out, and I'm like, it's lovely.
37:42And this is amazing.
37:43It's like, you're like a little doll in someone's back pocket.
37:46This is my kind of drag.
37:47Like, give me fashion, give me a gorgeous silhouette, give me fit, give me details.
37:50This is spectacular.
37:51This is nothing short of what I expect from you.
37:54The wide leg is just flattering.
37:56I'm happy to say it was a great night for you.
37:59Up next, Olivia Lux.
38:01This look is gorgeous.
38:03It has great details.
38:04I love the stoning details.
38:05I love that you carried that through onto the trim of the shoe.
38:08But this was about both pockets.
38:10This look has pockets, but it's not about pockets.
38:13Now, your performance is ginger ale.
38:15You know how to do that character, and you do it well.
38:18Super power.
38:19Thing is, we've seen it a lot now.
38:21So it would have been really fun to see you play somebody dark and somebody evil.
38:24Because I would have loved to have seen the other people that live inside your head.
38:28There was glimmers of like, wow, there's versatility here.
38:30And I just wanted to see more of that.
38:32Whenever you do something, I want you to take it one step further.
38:35Right?
38:36That thing that might hold you back from pushing a little bit further,
38:38because you might be a bit afraid, and you might be wondering what people think.
38:41Go one more step further, because that's where you want to be.
38:44Up next, Rosé.
38:46You really rose, or should I say Rosé, to the occasion of this acting challenge.
38:51You were just so fun to direct.
38:53Your physical comedy was great.
38:55Moving!
38:56You were so prepared.
38:57You knew every line inside and out.
38:59Just a pleasure to work with.
39:00Tonight on the runway, I think this is really fun.
39:02This little mod look.
39:03I love this hair.
39:04We can see shape.
39:05We can see your neck.
39:06We can see proportions.
39:07That makes sense.
39:08And I love this for you.
39:10This was like my wet dream.
39:15It's short.
39:16It's black and white.
39:17There's pockets everywhere.
39:18It's from the 60s.
39:19It reminded me of Sweet Charity, which is one of my favorite musicals ever to watch.
39:23Well done.
39:25Up next, Candy Muse.
39:27So, you were Dominique.
39:28You were the villainess.
39:29Cast out your tongue.
39:30There were moments that made me laugh, because you make me laugh.
39:33I think you could have gone a little further with it.
39:35I think things could have been bigger, which is why we kept pushing you,
39:37and saying, do it again, do it again, do it again.
39:39And what I wanted, I think, was to see something that wasn't Candy.
39:44That's why if maybe you had done Ginger, and Ginger had done Dominique,
39:48we could have seen you play something different to what we see.
39:52In the show, I thought you were super sexy.
39:54I felt like it was all very sedate, like, settled.
39:57And I think you can bring us more.
39:59This runway look, it's hard to read what this is.
40:02And if I'm wondering, like, what it is and what the look is, then that's a problem.
40:06It doesn't work. It's not fitting appropriately.
40:09The hem is off. Some parts are more together than others.
40:12It's sloppy to me, Candy.
40:14And I feel like you're better than that, especially at this far along in the competition.
40:18You're elevating now.
40:19This isn't quite elevated enough for the final five.
40:25I feel very disappointed.
40:28And I agree with the outfit, because when I put it on, I don't feel beautiful in it.
40:31But, you know, when you put something on, you feel great in it.
40:33I didn't feel that today.
40:34So, you know, I'm just disappointed because we're so close to the end.
40:40And this is something that I've wanted for so long.
40:43But the fight's not over.
40:45And maybe next time I'll play a dumb bitch.
40:46It could have been worse.
40:48It could have been broccoli.
40:51Up next, we've got Mick.
40:52Hi.
40:53This outfit.
40:56Cheese and crackers.
40:59This outfit's just rude.
41:00It's rude.
41:02And I appreciate it.
41:03It's fun.
41:04It's fashion.
41:05It's got a sense of humor.
41:06It's executed perfectly.
41:07You're telling us a story.
41:08It has a cultural reference.
41:09I could go on and on, but I just don't have the time.
41:12And then the acting challenge, your physical comedy with the giant cat paw.
41:17How?
41:18And the ideas that you had for the sneeze.
41:20Oh.
41:21Just sold it.
41:22I actually laughed quite a few times.
41:24You do have comedic timing, and you should use that.
41:26God, Mick, I don't want to freak you out, but there is a giant cat behind you.
41:29Cheating.
41:30All right, queens.
41:34I have to ask.
41:36Oh, goodness.
41:37Who should go home tonight and why?
41:48I love you dearly, but I'm going to say Olivia.
41:52She is a fierce queen, and I've said that for day one, but I feel like she has a little
41:56bit more growing to do.
41:57Olivia, who should go home tonight and why?
42:01When asked who I believe should go home tonight, I'm conflicted because I cannot say myself,
42:06and I cannot say any of them.
42:15So, who should go home?
42:21Olivia is just standing there, silent.
42:26RuPaul's looking at her, also silent.
42:29And I'm full, like, did I miss something?
42:37Based off of everything, I will have to vote Candy.
42:44All right.
42:46Rose, who should go home tonight and why?
42:48Olivia.
42:49I do agree with what Simone said.
42:50Olivia has a bit more to learn and find out about herself before really stepping into the
42:55stilettos of America's Next Drag Superstar.
42:58Candy.
42:58I love my sister Olivia, but I think that when it comes to growth, she still has just a little
43:02more to learn about herself and her drag.
43:05All right.
43:06Got Mick.
43:07I have to say Olivia as well.
43:09For a few of us, the person that walked in the entrance room a few weeks ago is not even
43:13the same person that's standing on the stage right now.
43:16And Olivia is still trying to grow as fast as a few of us have been able to.
43:23Thank you, Queens, for your honesty.
43:25You know, we have to ask.
43:27It was actually in the sketch.
43:29A little foreshadowing.
43:31That was.
43:34While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
43:39Oh.
43:43Shady bitches, they just left you?
43:47Keep that in, y'all.
43:49All right, now just between us girlfriends, it's a very emotional night.
43:53We've got our final five.
43:55We're going to determine who might just not be going to the prom.
43:58Starting with Simone.
44:00Tonight on the runway.
44:02Oh my goodness.
44:03Now that is how you do a pocket.
44:05She just nailed that.
44:06Even down to the red hair.
44:07She stole that wig from Tina Burner.
44:10That was haute pocket.
44:12She has a real ease to her.
44:14There's just, I think, a natural talent within her.
44:17In her performance, I felt that that was a real person.
44:20Yeah.
44:20Whereas some of the others were more one note.
44:22And you could tell it was a caricature of a human being.
44:25This was a good night for Simone.
44:27All right, let's move on to Olivia.
44:29Tonight on the runway, her face, the hair, the details.
44:32It was stunning.
44:33Did it say, haute pocket?
44:35No, it did not.
44:37So, tonight was a miss for me with Olivia.
44:40What I saw on the runway and what I saw in the film definitely made sense.
44:42I was like, oh cute, cute, okay.
44:44But I wanted more risk.
44:46I wanted more danger.
44:47I wanted more.
44:49She wasn't able to put in those peaks and valleys to make it feel like a character that you cared
44:55about.
44:55Yeah, Olivia has all of like the raw materials to be America's next drag superstar.
45:00And I just think she needs more time like Simone said.
45:03When you asked her who she thought should go home and she decided not to say anyone for a second,
45:08I was a little bit disappointed that she couldn't say someone or say a name.
45:13Because if you're not going to fight for yourself, who else is going to fight for you?
45:16Rosé.
45:17Rosé, on the other hand, when you work with her, she is such a joy because she wants to go
45:22full hog every time.
45:24Watch where you're going, lady!
45:26Rosé is an excellent actor and a performer.
45:29She's a professional.
45:30That's what I love about her, her professionalism.
45:32And my problem with Rosé this whole competition has been trying to break down the wall that she puts up.
45:39She's bottled up.
45:40She's bottled up, Rosé is.
45:43But I noticed that she has gotten better.
45:45She has.
45:45I think tonight was the perfect combination of really, really prepared, really, really professional,
45:50but then also having fun in the room and being in the moment.
45:53And this outfit tonight had such a wonderful point of view.
45:56This is probably one of my favorite all-time Rosé looks.
45:59She's doing exactly what she's supposed to do, getting better every week.
46:02And I think this was her best week yet.
46:04Condé Mills.
46:05In the acting challenge, she's a delight.
46:07She's candy.
46:08She's got a big personality.
46:09Candy there.
46:10She can read the phone book.
46:12We're going to laugh.
46:12Candy was just being candy.
46:14And Carson and I were pushing and pushing and still kind of getting along the same level
46:18and not going further and further.
46:19Tonight on the runway, that outfit wasn't going to work.
46:22So, Carson, were you getting Maison Marangela at a fight with Yoji Yamamoto?
46:28Maybe.
46:29At a Kinko's with a shredder.
46:31And then they said, just sew it together with some chartreuse silk ribbon.
46:36I don't know what that was.
46:37No.
46:38The outfit.
46:41I felt bad for her today.
46:43Even in that sort of abstract fashion way, it was not good.
46:47Got Mick.
46:48Well, Got Mick in the challenge was the whiny one.
46:52And I think she does that character really well, just like Candy, just like Olivia.
46:56But the difference is she was giving us peaks and valleys.
46:59When she lets loose and gets really comfortable and doesn't think she's acting and she can just be,
47:04that's when she's really great.
47:06Tonight on the runway, what a great way and creative and inventive way to do pockets.
47:10Season 13, we've seen mostly everything.
47:13We've never seen that.
47:14And that was spectacular.
47:16I really wanted to run after her and snatch it off her for myself at some point,
47:20because it just was brilliant.
47:21I'm always ready to clock a good look when she comes around the corner.
47:24And tonight was no exception.
47:26It had a sense of humor, but it was also executed and glamorous.
47:29It was timeless.
47:30Silence.
47:32I've made my decision.
47:34Bringe meina maitchen zelruk.
47:40Welcome back, queens.
47:42Based on your shrunken performances and your oat pocket presentations, I've made some decisions.
47:50Got Mick.
47:52Your performance was nothing to sneeze at.
47:55And on the runway, your look was timeless.
47:59You're safe.
48:01You may step to the back of the stage.
48:03Thank you guys so much.
48:08Rosé, this week you played it small, but the results were supersized.
48:15Condragulations.
48:16You're the winner of this week's challenge.
48:20Thank you so much.
48:21You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
48:24This is insane. What a fucking full circle.
48:27I'm like completely redeeming myself and I could win this fucking whole thing.
48:36Simone.
48:41You are safe.
48:45Candy Muse. Olivia Lux.
48:48I'm sorry my deuce, but you're both up for elimination.
48:52It feels like at this point all the odds are against me,
48:54but I have to not think about that right now.
48:57I want this spot in the top four.
49:00Two queens, stand before me.
49:02Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
49:10The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
49:20After the critiques, the room was spinning.
49:22My stomach was in knots.
49:24My body was numb.
49:25But now that I'm on this stage, I feel none of that.
49:28I am ready to show the world and everyone that has ever said to me,
49:32if you ever got on Drag Race, you're going to go home first.
49:35Baby, I'm ready to prove them wrong.
49:36Good luck and don't fuck it up.
49:41I don't need your sympathy.
49:45There's nothing you can say or do for me.
49:49And I hear your reasons why.
49:53Where did you sleep last night?
49:57And was she worth it?
50:00Was she worth it?
50:06Was I strong enough to live without you?
50:10Strong enough, and I quit crying long enough.
50:15Now I'm strong enough to know.
50:19You got both and there's no more to say.
50:22So save your breath and walk away.
50:25No matter what I hear you say.
50:29I'm strong enough to know.
50:31You got both and there.
50:35A pair of waters high.
50:39You'll never see me cry.
50:42This is our last goodbye.
50:45It's true.
50:47I'm telling you that I'm strong enough to live without you.
50:52Strong enough.
50:54I quit crying long enough.
50:57Now I'm strong enough to know.
51:00You got both and there.
51:04You got both and there.
51:10You got both and there.
51:16You got both and there.
51:18It's true.
51:21I fell up.
51:26to know
51:28you gotta go
51:37Ladies, I've made my decision
51:46Kenny Muse, Shantae, you stay
51:51Thank you so much
51:53You may join the other girls
51:54I love you so much
52:00My dear Olivia
52:01You should be very proud of yourself
52:03I know I am
52:07Now, sashay away
52:09Thank you so much
52:10From the bottom of my heart
52:11You have literally changed my entire life
52:14All of you
52:15I can't thank you enough
52:17Thank you
52:30A friendly reminder to live life to the fullest
52:35Thank you
52:41It's disappointing being this close to the crown
52:43I wanted it so badly
52:45Although I didn't make it
52:46I learned that I am a force to be reckoned with
52:48I learned that I am a diva-licious diva
52:51And I feel like allowing myself to be the fierce diva here
52:54Opened up so many doors for me
52:57This diva-licious diva
52:58Has some more learning to do
53:00And she'll be back
53:01I hope y'all are ready to live
53:10My top four queens
53:15Contragulations
53:15And a quick reminder
53:17If you can't love yourself
53:18How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:20Can I get an amen up in here?
53:22Amen!
53:23Alright, now let the music play
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