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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:31The project of the world runs on one rule.
00:00:32No, no.
00:00:44You can't do anything else.
00:00:53No, no, I'm not there.
00:00:55No, no, I'm not there.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s
00:01:55healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:16exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock
00:02:23them up then you fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:39this world sucks look at that skin and those tints
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one place those
00:02:57bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected
00:03:19what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:32its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity
00:03:38after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed
00:03:47rescue required to initiate finding
00:03:49time remaining
00:03:51three minutes
00:03:53failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:04wait
00:04:05is that why that guy's arm was gray
00:04:07he failed to do what the system asked
00:04:10what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen
00:04:30this blade cuts everyone the same
00:04:34you want these girls
00:04:36you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed
00:04:48i'd already have those girls
00:04:50the war had wiped out guns
00:04:51that knife wouldn't mean
00:04:53shit
00:04:57why
00:04:59i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy them
00:05:04and have our uh
00:05:06bun
00:05:06and then sell them off
00:05:09what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:14what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:17one
00:05:18can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30no
00:05:30i can't let this happen
00:05:33if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:44and a bar of chocolate
00:05:52are
00:05:52arthur
00:05:53who's girls
00:05:54are mine
00:05:55don't you dare
00:05:56get in my way
00:05:58easy gentlemen
00:05:59the ladies are watching
00:06:02let's keep it civil now
00:06:06all right
00:06:08you want to play
00:06:11i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:14two
00:06:14cans
00:06:18two cans
00:06:20looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23it's the same
00:06:24asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart
00:06:27and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:32come on
00:06:33show us what you got
00:06:40host death
00:06:40in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack put his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack
00:06:52i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:59is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection
00:07:04increase detected
00:07:05reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:0920 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:27holy shit
00:07:29this is a lot of food
00:07:31i could live off this for months
00:07:34oh too bad looks like
00:07:36looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38dude really thought he was a hero
00:07:41what a joke
00:07:43you think you can compete with me over women
00:07:46come on you've been a loser since high school
00:07:49money girls whatever it is
00:07:52i always get there first
00:08:02oh yeah
00:08:05well how about this
00:08:07oh
00:08:08oh
00:08:08oh
00:08:08oh
00:08:08oh
00:08:19oh
00:08:20oh
00:08:20oh
00:08:23oh
00:08:29how the hell did he get all those cans
00:08:30no way
00:08:31i saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids
00:08:37i bet in one more can
00:08:39so
00:08:41are you bidding
00:08:45all right
00:08:46if no one else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:51i'm going once
00:08:53i'm going once
00:08:55i'm going twice
00:08:57i'm going twice
00:09:21like a star
00:09:23like a star
00:09:24watch how i'll leave you all behind
00:09:25don't do silver go and get my gold
00:09:29i've been getting ready ready on your musket
00:09:31ready set go go and take a pretty step
00:09:34and you can do all your best to try
00:09:36but you know that i'm the winner till the day i die
00:09:44i saved two girls and beat jack
00:09:48this system is insane
00:09:54next time i see you i won't be taking just your rash
00:10:22we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41compatible spouse detected rescue required for binding
00:10:44failure to complete will results in post-death time to complete two minutes
00:10:49this again in only two minutes
00:10:53told you i knew billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56i know where billy keeps his goods i can take you there
00:10:59yeah why don't we take care of his goods here first
00:11:01i just had two women taken away from me
00:11:04i am pissed
00:11:19stay here you are gonna help me work that anger out
00:11:37arthur you again you're dead i'm gonna cut you into a million
00:11:42fucking pieces and feed you to the strain stay back
00:11:47really a bottle of water
00:11:55molotov
00:12:08shit that was my only molotov
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:19i'm going to kill you
00:12:22where did you even get that i saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare them off
00:12:27what so what do we do now god i'll need to bluff now
00:12:31take one more step and i'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34god damn it arthur you already have two of them you gotta take her too
00:12:38no
00:12:38post death in 20 seconds
00:12:44fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead this is not over i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:13come on let's go go go
00:13:23thank you you saved my life rescue mission complete partner count increased current total
00:13:30level three affection metrics mary 15
00:13:34karen 10
00:13:38susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy
00:13:45rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units
00:13:53two mp5 submachine guns four clips of ammunition 50 rounds each items can be retrieved at any
00:14:00time two rifles but guns are extinct and now i've got two food meds weapons i might actually be the
00:14:08apex
00:14:12hey let's move it's not safe here
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel
00:14:29no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34hope you don't mind
00:14:36you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us
00:14:40i don't mind at all
00:14:42you saved us
00:14:44it's more than enough
00:14:46we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are
00:14:56i'm karen linton and this is my little sister
00:15:00we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:15:04i'm mary
00:15:11really
00:15:13none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star
00:15:21oh
00:15:22country bumpkins
00:15:24i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on
00:15:33where are your wives
00:15:35i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help
00:15:45yeah all right
00:15:49damn she really knows how to butter people up
00:15:51great he probably thinks i'm a pain
00:15:55only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:15:59but me marry some trash scavenging loser hell no
00:16:03all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon
00:16:06i'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:16:24wow how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40what were you saying
00:16:54nothing just
00:16:57i don't want you overdoing it i got it
00:17:02it's fine
00:17:04you cut us out of that auction
00:17:07so i'm your wife now
00:17:10i can boil the water and clean the floors
00:17:14anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute
00:17:43i got it okay let me help
00:17:46right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me
00:17:56you gave me food
00:17:58place to stay
00:18:00if i could stay here the rest of my life
00:18:03that would make me
00:18:05really happy
00:18:16you
00:18:19damn this system is
00:18:23for real
00:18:35i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:40wow
00:18:41she moves fast
00:18:43cute
00:18:44but charm
00:18:45that's my lane
00:18:48okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:54oh
00:18:54oh no
00:18:57i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59arthur honey could you please hold me
00:19:01i don't think i can stand
00:19:03scared come try to stand
00:19:04my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:12makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:30i don't know
00:19:31babe you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33i can keep you warm
00:19:36give you a massage
00:19:37i can be the hand on my back
00:19:40i can feel the evil
00:19:42oh
00:19:44why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:54now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09uh
00:20:10did something happen in the kitchen
00:20:13no
00:20:14no nothing it was just really
00:20:16hot in there
00:20:20did mary and susan seriously just cozy up with this guy
00:20:24in times like this a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:28if he didn't have all that food i wouldn't even be here
00:20:32these supplies won't last forever
00:20:35i need to raise their affection levels
00:20:37so
00:20:39it isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:42and leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:46they're probably only here for the food
00:20:49arthur you're such a good cook
00:20:52this is delicious
00:21:09arthur
00:21:11why are you eating
00:21:12no i i am
00:21:14it's just
00:21:15really hot in here
00:21:40i'm sorry
00:21:43susan
00:21:44what do you think you're doing
00:21:46i'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:21:50yeah
00:21:51oh well
00:21:53you must be so exhausted after all that cooking maybe you need to lie down
00:21:58i could help you relax
00:22:00great idea
00:22:02i'll help too
00:22:09if i don't make a move
00:22:12am i gonna get kicked out
00:22:18i got fever got chills to the bone
00:22:23free forgiveness for the things that i've done
00:22:27i'll be forever here
00:22:30it's just a massage
00:22:32that's all
00:22:32i'll be forever here facing the walls
00:22:36now i try
00:22:38to repent
00:22:40lord i try
00:22:43and i regret
00:22:45all of the hood i have
00:22:48cause i'm no angel
00:22:51all of the hood
00:22:51this is too good to be true
00:22:56did you guys hear that
00:23:03is everyone okay
00:23:06okay
00:23:07forget the massage
00:23:08we need to find a bigger place
00:23:10like now
00:23:12yeah
00:23:19all right
00:23:19all right there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in wasteland city
00:23:23mary
00:23:25you okay
00:23:29you're in your period aren't you
00:23:31yeah
00:23:33i'm okay though
00:23:34i should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36but you go on without me
00:23:40okay
00:23:40okay
00:23:41but if you hear a sound you lock the door
00:23:43and you stay quiet all right
00:23:52okay
00:23:53wait
00:23:56you're not gonna leave me right
00:24:03i'm gonna come right back
00:24:05i don't abandon my girls
00:24:09okay
00:24:10okay babe
00:24:11i'll wait for you
00:24:13okay
00:24:26that's the place i told you about boss
00:24:29yeah that assholes living large now
00:24:32three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine
00:24:36then we take it
00:24:40all of it
00:24:53arthur
00:24:55you're back already
00:25:05okay
00:25:18well well well
00:25:20Oh, look at you. You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good. Upgraded our place with supplies. At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:51Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands. Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Judging by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them. They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals. Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no. No, Mary is alive. Right? There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here. I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone? Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't...
00:26:48Hey. Don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:11Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone. Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp!
00:27:56I don't know.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Oh, sir, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk.
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:08So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:20I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:49I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:42I gave you a chance.
00:30:43I gave you a chance.
00:31:12No way, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots he fired,
00:31:21you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him
00:31:28gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:32Ah!
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:38Ah!
00:31:40Ah!
00:31:40Ah!
00:31:43Ah!
00:31:49Ah!
00:31:50Ah!
00:31:52Come on!
00:31:55Ah!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:02Ah!
00:32:02Ah!
00:32:03Ah!
00:32:04Don't move!
00:32:07We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It is fucking Jack.
00:32:21Yes, it is all his fault.
00:32:23He's lying.
00:32:24I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls.
00:32:26He stole your supplies.
00:32:29Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:33:07I thought I was never gonna see you again.
00:33:10I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my God!
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were gonna die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hot.
00:33:28My times are changing.
00:33:30But I know where I'm going.
00:33:34The sky of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Bows affection levels increased.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:5120 minutes.
00:33:5140 minutes.
00:33:5215 minutes.
00:33:5221 minutes.
00:33:5420 minutes.
00:33:55Come on.
00:33:56Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys....
00:34:06Come here!
00:34:08Ok.
00:34:11Don't kill me!
00:34:13Please!
00:34:14We'll give you back everything!
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man. You're classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this. If you ever come near my wives again, I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Now!
00:35:17Ladies! Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19What?
00:35:20At our new home.
00:35:28Affection metrics.
00:35:30Mary, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:35Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress, 33%.
00:35:40Civilization... continuation?
00:35:43Primary objective. Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:52What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:54I bet you I brought you a clean towel. I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay. Thanks.
00:36:01Let's do this.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:20I am a thrill.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to take.
00:37:32I'm ready for your money.
00:37:34I'm ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me
00:37:40Yes, you do
00:37:43You take the rest of me
00:37:46You get it out of the door
00:37:50You take the rest of me
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more even anyway
00:38:00It's been a long week
00:38:03If you, I'll take good care
00:38:11Please
00:38:12I can feel the hand on my back
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth
00:38:21Makes me feel alive
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body
00:38:27I'm ready for your game
00:38:30You take the rest of me
00:38:33Oh
00:38:37You take the rest of me
00:38:39You take the rest of me
00:38:40You get it out of the door
00:38:43You take the rest of me
00:38:46Yes, you do
00:38:53Arthur
00:38:54Jamie
00:38:55Don't stop
00:38:57Please
00:38:59Unbelievable
00:39:00She actually made the first move
00:39:03I won't be left behind
00:39:05Arthur
00:39:07I know how to make you feel good
00:39:09Help
00:39:10Holy tiger
00:39:12Mom
00:39:13You're driving me insane
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:19Oh
00:39:23Dammit
00:39:24I want sex too
00:39:26I want a man
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone, and you lost all those
00:39:48supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s. I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah. Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:10Forty-three percent alcohol.
00:40:16We lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad. Forty-three percent, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected. Rewards issued. Gasoline, 20 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators, three units. Purified water, 30 liters.
00:41:01Food, 30 cans. Affection metrics. Mary, 30. Increased to 50. Susan, 35. And Karen, 15. Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:19Karen?
00:41:21Oh no. He looks so hot. I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:43Yes.
00:41:45Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew. That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:02What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I adore...
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:43:32Pre-nuclear war? Maybe even older?
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09If we could buy the entire wasteland city, make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate!
00:44:18Here!
00:44:18Here!
00:44:40Arthur...
00:44:40Here.
00:44:54Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop.
00:45:13Karen, Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:18Oh, man.
00:45:18Oh, man.
00:45:18I need someone to fuck me now.
00:45:27Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:34Fuck.
00:45:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:49She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:59No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:17It spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen,
00:46:35she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts
00:46:40of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that, I'll meet with the queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Let's just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:48:19I'll be right back.
00:48:19I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:50Go try.
00:49:51The end comes to us all.
00:49:53The end comes to us all.
00:50:17and make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Boss, that's Arthur.
00:50:49The Fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:00Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you,
00:51:21when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first,
00:51:26but instead, you snitched on me to the deep,
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35They're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:50You're stuck with me for the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:53Oh, my God.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:09We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:11It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew them?
00:52:15With your own room?
00:52:17Oh, my God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilly, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:28You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:47But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:03Good boy.
00:54:17Oh.
00:54:20This.
00:54:21Is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:31Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make a booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:40I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us,
00:54:41so yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:52All right.
00:54:53I'll do this.
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28That's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to...
00:56:21Send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:37A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Hm.
00:56:52Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly.
00:56:56Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on.
00:57:03That's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:11And what might that be?
00:57:15Be.
00:57:17Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:29We have time.
00:57:39We have time.
00:57:40Um.
00:57:42You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:45I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I wanna try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:31I've got blood on my head.
00:58:35You should be afraid.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:52Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bottles.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:07I wanna meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women besides me
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:36The devil in disguise.
00:59:39You must do not see.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:48The devil.
00:59:51He's driving the distance 1200.
00:59:51No need.
00:59:52No need.
00:59:55No need.
00:59:59No need.
01:00:04No need.
01:00:07No need.
01:00:07No.
01:00:08So, we need.
01:00:12I'm mad! I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, get it off!
01:01:08Karen, come on!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:23What?
01:01:24Oh my God!
01:01:27Oh my God!
01:01:28Oh my God!
01:01:34Oh my God!
01:01:41Oh, no. Hey. Karen. She's operating.
01:01:47What? What? Karen. Karen. No, no. Come on.
01:01:53Warning. Spouse life signal critical. If spouse death is confirmed, host death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No, Karen. Come on. Come on. Come on, Karen. Stay with me. Come on. Come on.
01:02:06Stay with me. Come on, Karen. Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline. Come on.
01:02:14Karen, wake up.
01:02:17Spouse life status. Karen. Zero percent. Host death in ten seconds.
01:02:23Midbox. Midbox. Come on, Karen. I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:27We're out of options. Please let this work.
01:02:31Come on, Karen. I'm not going to lose you. Stay with me.
01:02:49Come on, Karen.
01:02:52Come on, Karen.
01:02:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:00Oh, oh, oh.
01:03:02Karen.
01:03:04Oh, oh.
01:03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:07Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:13Kristen.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21I'm okay.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:07Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:14Three samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:19Three samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:21We're trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample per person.
01:04:34Hey, Barrel.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Get rocks!
01:04:50Go, no, I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I'll ask for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:54Yes, boss.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:10I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:22Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:28Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:38But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your, for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:12:25boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:52Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:03Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09Alright.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have, you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness, and then you give
01:14:00a hundred barrels, or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot us?
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34Third option?
01:15:35Fuck off.
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:42Whoa!
01:15:43Whoa!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his fire!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine into your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:41I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:07Ha ha ha ha!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:12Ha ha ha!
01:18:13Ha ha ha!
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there!
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:28Thank you, Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52You, hey, hey, you!
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Look, go!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:49Yeah.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:42Holy...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:30Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43You...
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57All right, please save me.
01:21:58I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horus, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:23No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:27No!
01:22:29Get up!
01:22:34We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Rags, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:35Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us. If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:05The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur! Come out! I know you're in there! Bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded! So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit! Come on!
01:25:38Come on! Keep hiding! I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day! I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:48But get to the basement now! No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together. Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes. I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay. But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement. There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered. I'm a fallen queen now. Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling. I don't want to live in a world without you. We're in this together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased. Rewards issued. RPG, 10. MP5, 1. Ammunition, 5,000 rounds. 50 armed guards. Items can be
01:27:10retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell!
01:27:27Okay. Okay. Okay. You got me. I surrender. Stop shooting!
01:27:33Get your ass out here. Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine. But guns down first. If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:46Alright! You come out nice and slow! No funny business!
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker! Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger. Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live. So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe, say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:48Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies. We'll get some rest.
01:28:54I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting. Children. Human civilization progress. 60%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07Kids, kids.
01:29:08Kids.
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