00:00So listening, human trafficking, everybody going to jail.
00:04Hands on your head.
00:05Maybe you guys can clear it up.
00:06This guy is a stranger that is on our bachelor party.
00:09He vomited on us, and then we had to get naked.
00:11He's like our friend, but he's older than us.
00:14So he's like our daddy.
00:15Guys, you're not helping.
00:21You got to see this.
00:22I'm in a random group chat with some guys planning their bachelor party.
00:26They're inviting me to Miami?
00:28Yeah, they want me to go.
00:29My boss thinks I'm getting too old.
00:32Sorry, baby.
00:33It's fine.
00:33This is my opportunity to connect with the youth.
00:39It's really weird that you came.
00:41I had no idea you were like 50.
00:43No, man, I'm 40.
00:44That's still so many years to be.
00:47We got 72 hours.
00:49Shower up and put on your good panties.
00:51You look like a bad genie.
00:52You look like shorter Pitbull.
00:54I like it.
00:55My name, my niggity.
00:56Drop it to the floor.
00:57First, we're chilling and grilling by the pool.
00:59Oh, my God.
00:59Look at all these women around.
01:00Be like freshmen.
01:01Be like me, man.
01:03Where are they coming from?
01:05Then, we're hitting the club, boys.
01:06And guess what?
01:07No survivors.
01:08Pull your dick out.
01:09It's enough.
01:10There's no dick for you.
01:12And then, party bus.
01:14We're hitting South Beach tonight.
01:16Can I offer you some Zim?
01:17I'm gonna do two.
01:18And I'm gonna do three.
01:19My lips aren't even enough.
01:20Have you been swallowing them?
01:22What the fuck, Joe?
01:23No!
01:24Huh?
01:25Come on, Joe.
01:27Something's bad about this guy.
01:29Are you a police officer?
01:30Me?
01:31Who are you not a cop?
01:31Do the drugs.
01:32What, you are a dead man walking?
01:38Tonight, we're in the major league.
01:40Follow me.
01:46We gotta go.
01:46We gotta go.
01:52Guys, jellyfish at 9 o'clock.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54No, your face.
01:55My face what?
01:56It's a cauliflower face.
01:58I think it got me.
01:58Yeah, no, we go.
01:59It got me.
02:03It got me.
02:04Joe, before you go.
02:05Yeah.
02:06You look like an unsuccessful swinger.
02:07Yeah, you look like Black Elton John.
02:09That's the two.
02:10You look like a fruit by the foot.
02:11Ha, ha, ha!
02:13Ha, ha, ha!
02:17That's a serial killer.
02:20No wild.
02:21I haveient.
02:23Go away, Mer, save us, Jessica.
02:23Please take a bathroom.
02:23The grass is vinyl, I took the floor.
02:25Is one of the circunst.
02:31You
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