00:00Dad, I love that you're here, but I don't need you to check on me.
00:03I just want to help.
00:04I know you're going through something with your marriage.
00:08Casey, everybody knows. This place is like a fishbowl. That guy knows.
00:11He doesn't know.
00:12Excuse me, you know that my husband left me for a grad student, right?
00:16Yes.
00:19What can I do for you, Greg?
00:20I'm here to make sure that Katie's job is safe.
00:23She burned down the faculty house.
00:25That was an accident.
00:26She also assaulted a professor.
00:28I still love you.
00:29Ow!
00:30That was on purpose.
00:33You're a best-selling author. Parents have actually heard of.
00:35We really could use your help.
00:38In the book, Rooster has sex a few times.
00:3916 times.
00:40Oh, good. You counted.
00:4117 if you include the oral sex.
00:43Have to include that.
00:46Yeah, let's include it.
00:48We all mess up, but at our cause, we are all good people.
00:53You are a bad person, and I hate you.
00:55Hey, Rooster. Oh, hey there.
00:59The kids call you Rooster?
01:01Some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character.
01:04Nice washboard.
01:06Are you okay?
01:07Any time Katie has a problem, I swoop in.
01:10But I can't fix this.
01:11I'm not Rooster.
01:13This is college.
01:14You can be the Rooster if you want.
01:15Hey, sailor.
01:16Cock a doodle doodle.
01:19I don't think it's a good idea.
01:21I am not going to succumb to peer pressure.
01:24Let's go!
01:24Come on!
01:25All right!
01:25All right!
01:26Let's go!
01:26There you go!
01:30We do hard things to make ourselves stronger.
01:34But you can't continue unless you put some gasoline on the fire.
01:38Crush it, Rooster!
01:39I'm gonna crush it!
01:40Ah!
01:41Here, come!
01:43Shh.
01:44Nobody's spoken.
01:45I'll chase her!
01:48Okay, okay, you go!
01:52Did she say how long to wait?
01:54Because I think we are supposed to start...
01:56Oh, all right.
01:56Nice mustache, jerk.
01:58I can hear you.
01:59Yeah, I know.
02:00I know.
02:01No, I didn't.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:15I didn't.
02:18See ya.
02:22...
02:30Okay.
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