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00:01You are listening to RedFM.
00:03I noticed that in Brampton,
00:04a new Punjabi romantic comedy,
00:06is going on a shooting film.
00:08In this case,
00:09a Canadian jumper from Punjab
00:10came to the Punjab
00:11and gave him a girl
00:11to play a girl.
00:13Oh, yes!
00:13A Canadian-born internet boy
00:15is starring in it.
00:16He didn't say that?
00:17Yes!
00:17Lucky Gil,
00:18the director of the film,
00:19just came off three successful projects.
00:22Can you keep it here?
00:23I've got a lot of fun.
00:25Take care of yourself.
00:26No tension!
00:35No tension!
00:36I never did it again!
00:37I couldn't get over her.
00:41That's not about money, for me.
00:43You know,
00:44it's about my love.
00:47It's about my love.
01:03Uh, hey, do you know what time we're starting?
01:07Call time was like three hours ago.
01:08Should be starting shortly.
01:10Um, okay, do you know what time that is exactly?
01:15Yeah, I can ask them.
01:17Great.
01:21Like, now, or?
01:24Yeah, one second.
01:25I'm just finishing my tea.
01:27Okay.
01:33Sir?
01:34Destineter is asking about time.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Okay.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Okay.
01:41Okay.
01:46So, what'd they say?
01:48Should be starting shortly.
01:52Okay.
01:55Big fan, by the way.
01:58Nice.
02:16What's up, guys?
02:17Frame here.
02:18Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting
02:23with Chris Rock.
02:24We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong
02:31table, a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:35Oh, you ready for me?
02:37Damn right on time, too.
02:38Let's go.
02:54Let's go.
03:02Let's go.
03:03Let's go.
03:04Go make a TV's run and get Timberts, okay?
03:06Dude, don't do it, man.
03:08Don't do it, man.
03:09Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:11Don't do it, man.
03:13Nah, I'm good, man.
03:16Look, about the script.
03:18I was thinking about just different ideas that would really, like, elevate it and take it
03:22to another level.
03:24Buddy, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:28Yeah, okay, here's an idea.
03:32What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:36So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding of what love really is.
03:41It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us, you know?
03:45Oh, he's progressive.
03:46Yes, progressive.
03:48Oh, he's coming.
03:49He's coming.
03:49He's coming.
03:49Give me two minutes, give me two minutes.
03:50Give me two minutes.
04:00Here's what we do.
04:01Okay?
04:02You see, you don't know everything.
04:05You don't know everything.
04:07Huh?
04:08You understand?
04:09You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:13That is right.
04:15I don't know if it's a rainbow card.
04:18Is there a PR card?
04:19Is there a PR card that doesn't have to be in there?
04:20I don't know, man.
04:21It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:23Weird?
04:23Why weird?
04:24You're not going to be a gay.
04:25You're just pretending to be gay.
04:27No, that's not the weird part.
04:29It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:33Like what?
04:33Then there's going to be a marriage auditor and he's going to have to test our marriage
04:36and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:40Brilliant idea, brother.
04:41Brilliant idea.
04:42Brother, let me know.
04:43No, no, no.
04:43That's not what I meant.
04:44No, brother.
04:44This is going to be our breakback mountain.
04:46You know how many Oscar awards that won?
04:49That was an authentic story about two guys trying to figure out their sexuality.
04:52This just feels backwards, man.
04:54Backwards?
04:55No, no.
04:56This is going to be the most progressive thing ever happened in Punjabi community.
04:59Oh, Punjabi people, gay people, they didn't know the rights.
05:04We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:07Indians, Canadians, Latinx.
05:09Gore, Kale, Afrika.
05:12Paji, gay Indian.
05:12Gay gore, gay Kale, gay Afrika.
05:15Paji, you're a big star.
05:17Paji, millions.
05:18Billions.
05:19Paji, Avatar, Titanic.
05:22Oh, you're behind.
05:22You're behind.
05:23You're behind.
05:24You're behind.
05:25You're behind.
05:25You're behind.
05:26You're behind.
05:27Your boss.
05:28You're behind.
05:29You're behind.
05:33All that shows.
05:46You're behind.
05:47...
05:48It's a whole thing.
05:51It's a good thing.
05:53It's a bad thing.
06:00Why don't you take a sofa?
06:02My house is a bad thing.
06:05Mother, don't leave it alone.
06:08The water bed is ready.
06:09No, don't worry about it.
06:11I don't have to worry about it.
06:12B.J., it's fine.
06:14It's fine.
06:16It's a very nice room.
06:17It's open.
06:18No, no.
06:19I'm going to sleep at the TV.
06:22At night, everyone has to watch TV.
06:24I'm going to sleep at night.
06:28I'll decide you.
06:29I'll go to work.
06:31I'll call you on the load.
06:32Okay, Changa.
06:34You're not thinking about it.
06:35I don't have to worry about it.
06:43I don't have to worry about it.
06:44I don't have to worry about it.
06:52I don't have to worry about it.
06:54You look so fucking jokes, bro.
06:56Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
06:59You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:01Like, last minute changes are the norm.
07:02Yeah, but this much though?
07:03The whole concept completely changed.
07:05Why are you so nervous?
07:06You're only pretending to be gay.
07:08Okay, that's not why I'm nervous.
07:10Alright?
07:11Well...
07:11Yo, man.
07:12This would be great for your career.
07:13This would be like a back break mountain.
07:15Bro, that's not the name.
07:16You know what?
07:17I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:20Baji, don't you have any other options?
07:21Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:23Mary Marjid wrote the job.
07:25He's going to have a different option.
07:29You know what, man?
07:29I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
07:33I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
07:36What?
07:36Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
07:38Like, he knows what he's doing.
07:40He knows how to make him smash it.
07:42Yeah, but like...
07:43Shh, shh, shh, shh.
07:44Hold on, hold on.
07:47Yeah, bro.
07:49Yo, what's up, man?
07:50Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
07:53Pause.
07:55Yo, yo, let's hook up with that, like, fine-ass, goody card check, bro.
08:00Yeah, yeah, man.
08:01The one with the big-ass mummy.
08:02You know what?
08:03I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:06I'll pull the short ticket under you.
08:15Hi.
08:16Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:19Uh...
08:19Is this...
08:21Just Mead's apartment?
08:23Yes, it is.
08:25But he's not here.
08:26So...
08:27Oh.
08:27He doesn't know I'm here.
08:28But I come just to hang out.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Oh, did he order me food?
08:34Uh, no.
08:35His mom, actually...
08:37Oh, Pooji.
08:38Yes, she sent food.
08:40Great.
08:41I'll just...
08:41Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it.
08:45So, maybe I could just put it...
08:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:48Please.
08:53Um...
08:54You work for Pooji.
08:55I do.
08:57Uh, I'm...
08:57I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:00Nice.
09:01Yeah, I used to do that.
09:02Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:04And now you.
09:05So, you're probably a robot.
09:07Zzz.
09:09Beep-boop.
09:09My name is Janat 3000.
09:12I am a robot imported from India.
09:16How may I be of service to you?
09:19Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:21I do not need your service.
09:24I just want the food.
09:26This is just meat's food.
09:28Plus, your nails are dirty.
09:30Okay.
09:31It's not dirt.
09:32It's actually nail polish, so...
09:34Oh.
09:35It's very Prince of Darkness.
09:38Like Ozzy Osbourne?
09:39Yeah.
09:40I love Black Sabbath.
09:41Are you kidding?
09:42That's my favorite band.
09:43Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
09:45No way.
09:46Mine's Warpigs.
09:48Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
09:52But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
09:53Well, yeah.
09:54Of course.
09:55Of course.
09:55They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
09:57Probably.
09:58Or Hell.
09:59Yeah.
09:59I think so.
10:03Okay.
10:04Well, um...
10:06I should go.
10:08But, uh...
10:09Thanks for letting me in.
10:12It's no problem.
10:13Oh, and, um...
10:14Mera Tenvad...
10:17Denu...
10:17And, uh...
10:18Bitch.
10:20Egg Bitch?
10:22What?
10:22Is that what I said?
10:24Was that Punjabi?
10:25Yeah, yeah.
10:26I'm learning.
10:27Okay.
10:28It's really bad.
10:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:32Well, thanks again.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Jenna, 3,000.
10:37Neil, 2,000.
10:43Bye.
10:44Bye.
10:57You know, make him more gay.
10:59Lucky.
11:00I had a quick question about the...
11:02Lucky, I wanted to go...
11:04Yeah, thank you, thank you.
11:05Appreciate that.
11:06Yo, Lucky.
11:08Lucky!
11:09Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:10Hello, Lucky, where are you?
11:13Yo, hey!
11:14Hey!
11:15Wow, what are you wearing?
11:16Uh, I know, it's just, it's a long story, I'll explain it soon.
11:21Okay, you look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
11:24Yeah, I trust him.
11:25Sorry, Aniel, sorry, Aniel.
11:28So, thank you for being here.
11:30We are making a history.
11:31Mary Gali Yadra kill.
11:33This is going to be a super smash.
11:35Hey!
11:38Thank you, I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
11:41And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
11:44He is the Superstar, upcoming Megastar of the Sora Jiruri Khamshad.
11:49Hey, hey, Sadi, a chodi film career.
11:52I am so glad when everybody is happy.
11:54So, please give it up for...
11:57Sajan!
11:58Oh, yes, yes.
12:00Thank you so much.
12:01Thank you so much.
12:03You're very good at me.
12:04You were very brilliant scripting.
12:06I was reading a script.
12:08I was reading two lines.
12:09Yes.
12:10I'm going to Dubai.
12:11I'm going to go up here.
12:12I'm going to go up here, 500 square feet.
12:14I'm going to go up here.
12:15I said, no, you're not going to go up here.
12:17You're not going to perform here.
12:18We're going to do a movie.
12:19And then the pilot said, let's go up here.
12:21That's it.
12:22So, I went to Toronto to be part of this amazing culture movie.
12:26I was feeling very proud and emotional.
12:28I was listening to this girl.
12:29And one of us is making our own backbone mountaine.
12:34Thank you, thank you, thank you.
12:36So, yes, also introducing...
12:39Just me, the other end.
12:42Thank you, thank you, thank you.
12:42So, let's do the kick things up.
12:44For our audience, my friend, avatar, please.
12:47Please start the audience.
12:50Vaheguru, Vaheguru, Vaheguru.
12:52Please, bless this set and all the people on it.
12:56And please forgive us for all the mistakes, the dirty deeds and stuff like that.
12:59I don't agree with it.
13:00But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:02There's like a lot of it.
13:03This director went crazy.
13:04But like, you've got to laugh at something, right?
13:07Things happen, right?
13:08Hey, lucky I haven't got this.
13:10We have to pay two minutes.
13:11But I'm just going to...
13:12Oh, man, go two minutes.
13:14That's why I got to pay for it.
13:15Now, continue.
13:17And Vaheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
13:20Thank you, thank you, Uttarwaji.
13:21Come on, Farah.
13:22You're blocking me.
13:22Come on, everyone.
13:23Come on, I'm fine.
13:24Come on, come on.
13:26Come on, come on.
13:27Come on, come on.
13:27Come on, come on.
13:27Come on, come on.
13:27Come on, come on, come on.
13:28Come on, come on, come on.
13:31Come on, come on, come on.
13:37Come on, come on, come on.
13:57Come on, come on, come on.
14:07Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:50Thank you for listening.
14:55They have to keep them in the drama room so that they can see them in the drama room.
15:01They have to take them in the drama room.
15:04They don't know how to get them.
15:08Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
15:11It's with the marriage auditor.
15:14He's going to interview our lovely couple.
15:17And you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
15:22So what's the best way to do that? Anybody?
15:25Huh? By showing marriage certificate?
15:27No, no, no.
15:29Instead, by kissing each other.
15:32Much fun here, isn't it?
15:34It's just like, look back, mountain.
15:37Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
15:39Lord, my heart is very tight.
15:41Dude, what the fuck?
15:43I switched it up on me last minute.
15:45Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
15:50Oh, he wrote it for me. How did he do it?
15:54Oh, you're ready to make up and make up and make up.
15:56You're ready.
15:56You're ready.
15:57And all of them, all of them.
15:58Come on, come on.
15:59Come on, come on.
16:00You're ready to go.
16:04Oh, you're ready to go.
16:18Oh.
16:18Okay, well, can we get an intimacy coordinator at least, you know?
16:22A what?
16:23You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and everything's consensual?
16:28Like, isn't that a thing?
16:29Oh, man, you're doing a little bit of a video.
16:31It's just a small kiss.
16:32Then we're going to go and throw it away.
16:34How to kiss?
16:35Hmm, can you bring your lips here?
16:37Can you bring your lips here?
16:39Are you guys comfortable?
16:40You want me to hold your hand?
16:44It's not like that, man.
16:46Why are you doing this complicated, man?
16:48I'm not making it complicated, bro.
16:49I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
16:51Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
16:55Oh, you gay, don't you?
16:56Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
16:58Oh, relax, car, man.
16:59And we are, let's drink water.
17:00Let's drink coffee.
17:03Let's drink coffee.
17:04You're the director.
17:05You're the director.
17:05Now, you're here.
17:06You're the director.
17:07You're the director.
17:07You're the director.
17:09I'm trying to get through the director, man.
17:15Didn't mean for it to be like this.
17:16Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
17:18Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
17:21Like, think about it.
17:22It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
17:25Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
17:29Maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
17:32Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
17:34Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
17:38Keep working on the fixes, okay?
17:40Okay, man.
17:41Whatever.
17:42I'm gonna go hit my vape.
17:45I'm gonna go hit my vape.
17:47I'm gonna go hit my vape.
17:50I'm gonna give you a light.
17:50I'm gonna go hit my vape.
17:51I'm gonna fire it, man.
17:59You're gonna fire it.
18:01Supinder, what are you doing at the table?
18:04What's that?
18:05Please help me.
18:06So, my mother did all the things that I had to do.
18:09I didn't like my cooking.
18:11I was in the living room.
18:13I couldn't see my drama.
18:16Okay.
18:17I'll do it.
18:18Okay?
18:22Come, come.
18:23Come, come.
18:24Okay?
18:36Man, this is crazy.
18:38My car was coming out, and my mother was coming out.
18:41Did your family come out?
18:43I just saw my friends came.
18:45Yeah.
18:45Nice.
18:47But, man, I don't want to go to the culture.
18:50I can't show you.
18:53Why is that?
18:54Oh, my God.
18:55I don't know.
18:56How are you doing this?
18:57How are you doing this?
19:00I'm a bad guy, man.
19:02But, bro, sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
19:06You don't have to keep everything.
19:10Don't you think, like, bring them on sand, like, exposing them to something like this
19:13will open up their minds?
19:16Oh, my God.
19:16Expose.
19:18And you don't want to expose yourself.
19:19You don't want to see anything.
19:21You don't want to see it.
19:21I've seen it.
19:22I've seen it.
19:23No, no.
19:24I've seen it.
19:25I've seen it.
19:27I've seen it.
19:28But, how's that?
19:30I've seen it.
19:31I've seen it as a data pack.
19:32I've seen it as a wifi.
19:34Hello, brother.
19:36Hello, buddy.
19:40Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
19:45But I'm going to need proof for your PR status who will be revoked.
19:53What's the deal, Matthew?
19:55What kind of proof do you need?
19:57Sample.
20:01Kiss your husband.
20:02Oh, that's it?
20:06Yep.
20:07Oh, no.
20:10Okay, good, here, you are.
20:12Okay.
20:13Begin.
20:14Cut right now.
20:16Shouldn't be so hard if you're married like you said you are.
20:20All right.
20:21Do it.
20:22Do it.
20:28What's the deal?
20:30How do we do it?
20:32Do it.
20:34Oh, you're a big star.
20:35You're a big star.
20:40Are they really the people to tell this story?
20:43He knows what he's doing.
20:44He knows how to make him smash it.
20:47Mmm, delicious.
20:50Why are you doing this?
20:51Why are you doing this?
20:51Oh, man.
20:52Why are you doing this?
20:53Why are you doing this?
20:54Why are you doing this?
20:55Why are you doing this?
20:56Come on.
20:56Come on, man.
20:58You're a status.
21:00He's a citizen.
21:01There you go.
21:04I can do this.
21:05That's it.
21:06That's it.
21:06That's it.
21:07Hey, yo.
21:10What the fuck is going on?
21:13Dude, shit.
21:15Lucky, can I take five?
21:16Please, can we just take five?
21:17Okay, take five.
21:18Please reset.
21:21Shadri.
21:22Oh, man.
21:24I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
21:27Why?
21:28You homophobic?
21:29Aw, man.
21:29I just feel weird seeing this me kiss, period.
21:32Girl, guy, anyone.
21:34He's like my younger bro.
21:35I don't want to see that shit.
21:35It's gross.
21:36I thought it was great.
21:37I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
21:40You were, like, pale and you looked like you were going to shit or vomit.
21:44It was, like, it was real.
21:45Yeah, it was a little too real.
21:48Acting.
21:49Sure you weren't actually nervous?
21:50I mean, he is straight.
21:53Sexuality is the spectrum.
21:54I think everyone's a little gay.
21:56Yeah, right.
21:57Guy's crazy.
21:59Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
22:02That's really good for the community, right?
22:04Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and
22:09just go and work on yourself, you know?
22:11Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
22:13DeSmeet is doing this movie.
22:14If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
22:17Anyone as an actual queer person?
22:19You know I had to bend over backwards, like, 40 different ways to pull this off?
22:22Pause.
22:22This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
22:25Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
22:27Seriously.
22:36Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
22:47Oh, shit.
22:49What the fuck?
22:50Uh, yo, I spilled something about a shirt.
22:52I'm going to have to go to wardrobe.
22:54Bro, you serious?
22:54You're going to have to do a job.
22:56You're going to have to do a job.
22:58Oh, shit.
22:59You're going to have to do a job, bro.
22:59Go and go, go, go, go, go, go.
23:01Just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
23:05Sorry, man, I just, yeah.
23:16I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up, too. Why are you working in this industry? Why don't you
23:20go to Hollywood?
23:26Matra, that's your job, man. I don't even know what you're doing here.
23:29I was like, I'm like, I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man. Isn't that the whole point?
23:48It's been 30 years old. How old are you? How old are you? How old are you? How old are
23:54you? How old are you?
23:55How old are you? How old are you? How old are you?
23:57Mustard Ji said, if you don't want to make your own path, man, that people follow you. Don't follow people.
24:06You're born in both worlds, man. You got a chance.
24:14You're born ready like me.
24:16You're born ready.
24:46Yes.
24:47Yes.
24:48Come on, let me go for that room. We're here to go.
24:52Why are you going to go for that room?
24:54Oh, no, no, no. I'm okay.
24:55You want to go for that room, yeah? Come on, let me go for that room.
24:59Oh, man.
25:00You're lovely. That's not so quiet.
25:03Come on.
25:05Come on, in front.
25:06Up the front to the front.
25:08Go.
25:16Please be careful.
25:16My dear, you're watching a camera as well.
25:20Yes, yes, yes.
25:21My dear, you're watching a camera as well.
25:25Your dear, you're watching a camera as well.
25:30Your dear, this is the only one.
25:31Where is Kamuraya?
26:05don't worry man i get it done don't worry
26:09yo let me call you back yo why didn't you change yet
26:12yeah i did some thinking and uh i'm not gonna lie man i i can't do this with you i
26:17quit
26:17what excuse fucking me bro this shit changed like 50 times man
26:21there's no integrity i don't know what the intentions are nobody's giving me any answers
26:24so i can't do this bro i'm done look man you've been continuously screwing me over
26:29late with the brand videos giving me attitude cock blocking me i need you to do this film
26:34how else am i supposed to film my family i don't know man that's not my issue
26:40don't mess with a man and his meal just needs i'm warning you don't fuck up a good thing here
26:46yo what i found for you you should wear this one in the next scene
26:51oh yeah don't worry about it man because
26:58i quit
27:01and you you're fired
27:05you know what i don't need you just meet i'll find a hundred of you in a second man in
27:10a second
27:15yo i quit
27:19i'm going to hollywood baby
27:22let's go
27:23let's go
27:23let's go
27:45let's go
27:54let's go
27:56let's go
27:57let's go
27:57I don't know.
28:27I don't know.
28:57How are you feeling?
28:58Yeah, I don't know what's going on, just...
29:01Mm-hmm.
29:02Just feels so weird coming back to this house, you know, I just...
29:06I know.
29:07I feel like I haven't been here since...
29:08What are you doing?
29:11Sorry, can you hold on a second?
29:12Yeah, sure.
29:13Are you on the phone?
29:14Actually, can I call you back?
29:16Sure.
29:16Yeah, good luck.
29:17And remember, you can leave a toxic environment whenever you want.
29:21Sweet.
29:21Thanks, my mom.
29:22I'll talk to you later.
29:23Okay, bye.
29:27What?
29:29Since when do you drive a Benz?
29:31Since I bought one.
29:32Okay.
29:33Why are you lurking?
29:34Why are you on my ass?
29:36And what the hell is this?
29:37Yeah, that.
29:38That.
29:39A phoenix rising.
29:41A what?
29:42A phoenix rising.
29:44What?
29:45You see how stupid that sounds?
29:47When it comes out of your mouth?
29:48No, no, I actually don't.
29:49Say it again.
29:49A phoenix rising.
29:50Yeah, it sounds...
29:51Yeah, it sounds pretty fucking good.
29:52I don't know.
29:53So cool now, huh?
29:54Are you chopped?
29:55How's mom not skinning you alive yet?
29:57My body, my choice.
29:59Okay.
29:59What are you doing here?
30:01Yo, why are you...
30:02Why are you asking me, like, a million questions?
30:03Huh?
30:04What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Outside, this early.
30:06I'm...
30:07I'm jogging.
30:08You're jogging?
30:09In the cold?
30:10Yeah.
30:10Really?
30:11Mm-hmm.
30:13In Crop?
30:14Yes.
30:14Oh, okay.
30:15Aren't you supposed to be on some, like, live, laugh, love trip in Budapest?
30:18Mom keeping you up to date, eh?
30:20You know Dadi's here, right?
30:21Yeah, no shit.
30:22What do you think I'm doing here?
30:23Okay.
30:24Well, it was nice seeing you.
30:27Are you coming in, or...?
30:27Yeah, man.
30:28Just chill.
30:29All right, give me a second.
30:30Okay.
30:32See you inside, man.
30:33Yeah.
31:00I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming
31:00in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm
31:00coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in,
31:00I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming
31:00in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm
31:01coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in,
31:04I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I
31:12God damn it, she's a ninja.
31:41Shagal.
31:42Shagal.
31:43My father came, you had to remember me.
31:46Oh, my father.
31:48My father.
31:49You saw your mother's father.
31:51Your mother's father was a liar.
31:52Your mother's father was a liar.
31:54Oh, okay, okay.
31:55Come on, come on.
31:56Come on, come on, come on.
31:57I've been told you.
31:59I've been told you.
32:00Come on.
32:02Let's go.
32:03Let's go.
32:05Come on, come on.
32:09Dad,
32:09Let's see, I've got some special things here.
32:12What are these potatoes?
32:13They're not potatoes. It's cannoli.
32:15I thought it was made of Italy's material.
32:18It's very nice. It's so fancy.
32:20It's so nice.
32:22This sugar is great.
32:23You know how much sugar is made?
32:25What are you, Hassan?
32:27Let's go.
32:29What's your name?
32:31God's name is God's name.
32:33Don't you?
32:33Yes, please.
32:35A glass of water, please.
32:37God's name.
32:38Let's go, let's go, let's go.
32:41Jasmeet, putt.
32:42Look, I've got your number here.
32:44If you've got your number here, then you have to do it.
32:47Don't you have to do it?
32:48Yeah, that's me.
32:50Big family fuck up.
32:51Hey, what are you talking about?
32:56Oh, my God.
32:57Hey, Sustrigal, surprise.
33:00I didn't know you were coming.
33:02I know. I came to see you guys.
33:04How are you?
33:06How's everything going?
33:07It looks good.
33:08It's good.
33:09Didi.
33:10Is that just me?
33:12Yeah.
33:13The king himself.
33:15The king himself.
33:15My auntie was a big fan.
33:17How much is it?
33:18How much is it?
33:19Oh, my God.
33:20My auntie.
33:22Actually, space are not different from us.
33:24Why don't you go comfortably to the living room?
33:26Which bad job?
33:27No, don't do it.
33:28Do it.
33:29Oh, my God.
33:48Hi.
33:48Well, since you won't let me get you a dish package, I got you an IPTV for the basement.
33:52What did you do?
33:54You can't watch your Pakistani dramas.
33:56I know how serious this is.
33:57You have to pay for money.
33:59That's why we're doing a lot of work.
34:01Okay, yeah, but you need to relax too.
34:02So, I'll go install it.
34:03Okay, I'll do it.
34:08Okay, what's going on?
34:11Is she that hard to be around?
34:13The things the boys never have to deal with.
34:36Hello.
34:37Hello.
34:38Hello.
34:38Yes, my auntie.
34:39Yes, my auntie.
34:40Yes, my auntie.
34:41I didn't know how much money I was at.
34:43I didn't know how much money I was at.
34:43Yes, my auntie.
34:44It's only two months, and then I'm a little girl.
34:47I keep practicing my English.
34:49Yeah, I'm looking for a place downtown too.
34:51Very good.
34:52Are you worried about money, maybe?
34:55No, no.
34:55The job hunt is going well.
34:58I'm going to change the day of Sunny's life.
35:00I'm going to check her too.
35:02But what about paying your dad's medical bills?
35:05Oh, you don't have to pay attention to me.
35:09We'll see someone else.
35:11One minute.
35:12Okay, baby.
35:13Daddy, you should move your truck before.
35:16Shinda, how many times are I going to tell you stop parking in the fucking laneway?
35:19I'm sorry, Miss Chippy.
35:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:21It's easy.
35:22Move the truck or I'll do it for you, okay?
35:24Yes, ma'am, sir.
35:25Yes.
35:26And come see me after.
35:27Am I in trouble?
35:30Oh, my God.
35:32You don't have to pay attention to me.
35:33It's all then, come me.
35:34Come, come, come, come.
35:35Okay, baby.
35:36I'm going home.
35:37I will send you any listings that I like, okay?
35:40Love you.
35:40Okay, I love you.
35:41Bye.
35:45Bye.
35:58Damn.
36:20Let's go.
36:28Oh, shit.
36:40Can't even fucking breathe in this house.
36:42My God.
36:44Did mom and dad sleep here now?
36:46Yeah.
36:47Dadi took their room.
36:49Yeah, but such a trick.
36:50Yeah, at least she doesn't snore as loud as dad, though.
36:53She's out by 8 p.m. for, like, 12 hours.
36:55It's great.
36:56Why, so you can sneak out?
36:58You don't know what I do.
36:59Okay, just because you got some whack-ass fire flamingo tattoo,
37:02doesn't he?
37:02Oh, my God.
37:02It's a phoenix rising, dumbass.
37:06Ugh!
37:07This family?
37:07Let's go of nothing.
37:08I swear to God.
37:09Go hang with Dadi.
37:11I will.
37:12I just have to figure out this dongle thing with Neil.
37:13You could help her, you know, or distract her from terrorizing me and mom.
37:18I have other things to do today.
37:19Okay, chill.
37:20She's not even that bad.
37:21Have you seen how hard she is on me and mom?
37:24Even Dad's going hard doing double shifts just to avoid her.
37:27God, you guys are so similar.
37:28We are nothing alike.
37:30Just a couple of avoidant kings.
37:32Whatever, man.
37:34God, you guys are so similar.
38:04I can't wait for you.
38:05The onions counted there.
38:10Here for Grandma.
38:11Yes, you've been working hard, Sarah?
38:13I almost got it.
38:14I thought I would have been hurt.
38:15I would have been hurt.
38:16Yes, good boy.
38:19Manvi, go ahead and cut your fingers.
38:21Dadi, I have a job, ma.
38:23Look, what kind of mess you did?
38:25Your mom didn't teach me this to make me.
38:28Come on, just keep your phone.
38:30When you come to your family,
38:31make me your meal for dinner.
38:32Don't give up.
38:34Don't kill me, right?
38:37Don't you hear me?
38:39Don't give up.
38:40Dad, I'll go soon.
38:42I don't have time to eat.
38:44Don't kill me.
38:45Don't kill me.
38:47Don't kill me.
38:49Don't kill me.
38:50Don't kill me.
38:51Don't kill me.
38:54Don't kill me.
38:58Dad, what's wrong?
39:00Look, it's your purpose.
39:03Don't you?
39:04I didn't know that I was a little.
39:06I didn't know that I was a little girl.
39:09I was a little girl.
39:11I was a little girl.
39:11I was a little girl.
39:13What are you thinking?
39:17Nothing.
39:19Let's go.
39:20Don't kill me.
39:31Booji.
39:33Smells so good.
39:34What are you doing here?
39:35I'm the dongle guy.
39:37And I brought some invoices from last year.
39:39That I forgot.
39:42So everything's running smoothly, huh?
39:44Most days.
39:45I'm hoping to renovate the shed into proper cooking space.
39:49I may have to ask for a loan.
39:51Aw, I'm sure you'll get it.
39:54Hello, Janet. How are you?
39:55Hello.
39:57Workplace.
39:59Professional.
40:00Hey.
40:01Hi.
40:02Don't cry.
40:02I'm here now.
40:04Yeah.
40:05So, how are you?
40:07How was the trip?
40:08Where'd you go?
40:09Um, I went to Indonesia.
40:12Uh-huh.
40:12Thailand.
40:14Vietnam.
40:15Bhutan.
40:16Bhutan.
40:16I've been to Bhutan.
40:17Really?
40:18In a dream.
40:19Oh.
40:19One time.
40:20It was beautiful.
40:21It is.
40:21There was this, like, cafe by the railroad.
40:24Oh.
40:24Is it still there?
40:25No.
40:26It's not real.
40:28Yo.
40:29What do you do?
40:29Hey.
40:30A little dongle of the cut?
40:31A little dingle in my butt.
40:32What's going on?
40:33What is it?
40:34There you go.
40:36Hey.
40:36It's the wrong port.
40:37I don't know.
40:38I just got a dongle.
40:39What are you talking?
40:40You what?
40:42Yeah, yeah.
40:43Let me take a look.
40:43This is a dongle.
40:44I don't know what to tell you.
40:47Let's go see.
40:48It's up to me.
40:48Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
40:52Hi, Bibi.
40:58I brought a dongle.
41:00I brought a dongle.
41:01Mm-hmm.
41:02Tusi Agha, Canada.
41:04Lumbi, Lumbi, Kushi, Kushi, Jihaj, Safar.
41:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:07I've been practicing.
41:08Yeah, yeah.
41:10Okay.
41:13Oh, these are cousins in India.
41:15Yeah.
41:15Wow, so many young cousins.
41:17Yeah, yeah, no, they're, they're, they're child brides, dude.
41:20Just trying to get us married, so.
41:22Oh.
41:23Yeah.
41:23Lumbi, Lumbi, Tushi, Kushi, Kushi, Kushi.
41:25Jail time.
41:26Jail time.
41:27Yeah.
41:36Hey, what are you doing?
41:37What are you doing?
41:38I had to file my papers.
41:40What?
41:40Here?
41:41Oh, my God.
41:42This has been such a hassle.
41:44Oh, God.
41:53Is there a dish guy here?
41:54Why am I doing the IPTV if you had a satellite guy come?
41:57You think your dad will pay for satellite?
42:00Where'd you find it?
42:01Bathroom.
42:02Yeah, I'll see if I can find him on social.
42:11What?
42:21Hey, Mom, you know, I can, like, pay for a dish, right?
42:23You guys don't have to use this brulee.
42:51Thank you, Ms. Chippey.
42:53I'm proud of you.
42:55Good luck.
42:59Wait, what?
43:01It's time.
43:05The fuck?
43:07Yeah.
43:14The shit are you running here?
43:15A psychiatric hospital?
43:16That's the second driver who quit.
43:18What do you say to them?
43:19Shinda has been distracted, okay?
43:21Between this and night school,
43:22he's got a lot on his plate.
43:24School for what?
43:25Brush up on his fucking ABCs?
43:26His engineering degree.
43:27He needs to focus on that to finish.
43:29He was one of my go-to guys.
43:31Well, then go to someone else.
43:33Just, you know,
43:34stop therapizing my guys.
43:35These are working-class Pajabi immigrants.
43:37You can't have them
43:38talk about their feelings.
43:39It messes my whole system up.
43:40Yeah, I can.
43:41They need therapy.
43:42You need therapy.
43:43We all need therapy.
43:46Fuck this.
43:48You're proving my point.
43:50Not now.
43:52Not now.
43:53Enough.
43:55Okay.
44:08Yes.
44:09Yes.
44:10Yes.
44:11You're doing well?
44:11Yes, that's the thing.
44:14Yes.
44:15No.
44:15Yes.
44:16Yes.
44:16Yes.
44:16Yes.
44:17Yes.
44:17Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:18You have to do some work.
44:20You have to do some work.
44:21You don't have to focus on your kids.
44:24You don't have to worry about it.
44:54There are many kids in this room
45:01and you don't have to worry about it.
45:01There are many kids in the room.
45:03But they put a 놀았어요.
45:07My parents are so young.
45:08All the kids are so young.
45:11I know the kids are so old.
45:14They're so young.
45:16I have to go home with kids.
45:17They're so young.
45:18I don't know what the 아이들 did.
45:18I can help them.
45:18Want to make a new smoothie?
45:27I'm going to go just wild and cook the whole menu.
45:33He's very proud, and he has a chocolate chip.
45:39I have a deOMAT.
45:43I'm gonna cook this with lots of open vegetables,
45:46and I'm coming to our established menu.
45:47I'm going to clean the menu so I can cook it up.
45:51Okay, I got to bounce.
45:52What's the rush?
45:54Just me.
45:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:57Have more, my dear, lovely, beautiful brother.
46:01Have more.
46:02Eat.
46:02Whoa.
46:04Manvi.
46:05Look at this.
46:06A meal for a king.
46:07Two kings and a queen and an elder, the village elder.
46:12Bro, where have you been?
46:13Where have you been?
46:14I eat my eating like everybody else.
46:16Nice.
46:17Me too.
46:17You just disappeared.
46:18I'm eating.
46:19Now you are?
46:20Yes.
46:21Delicious.
46:22Okay, you know what?
46:23I really have to go.
46:24I can't get out of here fast enough, eh?
46:26I wonder why.
46:27You just breeze in, wow mom with your dongle, pick out some wives with daddy.
46:32Always the spoiled golden child.
46:35Yeah, I'm the one that's running around the world, breaking hearts and getting tattoos.
46:38Yeah, that's me.
46:43See, I actually prefer English, so I can get a sense of the trauma between them.
46:59Who's Chuck C?
47:03Why are you such a snake?
47:04Why are you such a shit brother?
47:05You didn't even come to my wedding.
47:07Wedding?
47:07Uh-huh.
47:08You call that a wedding?
47:09You're starting to have paper outside of a courtroom.
47:10I'm going through a divorce.
47:12No, you're going through a breakup.
47:14Everybody's got shit, but your solution is to abandon people.
47:17No, my solution is to get out of toxic environments that don't serve me anymore.
47:21It's called self-love.
47:22You have no idea what it's like.
47:23What's it like?
47:24To be a brown girl in this family.
47:26I don't know how to like to be a brown girl in a brown family.
47:28No, you don't.
47:29A nice house.
47:30I have all the freedoms.
47:31I can get a divorce.
47:32I have a job.
47:33Who left?
47:33I go out whenever I want.
47:34I travel the world.
47:35Yeah, after I fought for it.
47:37You're literally the most free brown girl.
47:39You have no excuse.
47:40You think it just happened?
47:41I'm not like you.
47:42Make videos in my basement.
47:43Really?
47:44You think dad gives a shit when you do anything?
47:45Oh, you want to talk about dad now?
47:46No, I'm the only son.
47:46He always takes this shit out of me.
47:47He doesn't give a shit when I do anything?
47:48No, of course not.
47:49Are you crazy?
47:50He loves you.
47:50Every time I leave the house, you're on my ass, dude.
47:53Yeah, right.
47:53And you wouldn't get that because you're the fucking boy in the house.
47:55I got kicked out.
47:56I shouldn't even be back in this house.
47:58And you want me to fix everything?
47:59Right, no, because usually I am.
48:00Shut up.
48:02What do you want to do?
48:12Okay, take a deep breath.
48:14This is the beginning of the healing process.
48:18And just let it out.
48:19Breathe the positive in for the negative one.
48:28Oh, my God, daddy, stop.
48:30Oh, daddy, what are you doing?
48:32Yo, get this lady off of me right now.
48:34What's she trying to do?
48:35No, daddy, don't.
48:36You're being so racist.
48:38I'm watching the cameras.
48:39I know you're not going to be able to do this.
48:41Daddy, let go of his ear.
48:43No, no.
48:44I expect this from a white neighborhood or some shit, like not here.
48:47This is crazy work.
48:48Is that Chuxi?
48:49Fuck out, drive home.
48:51Go away.
48:51I'm sorry, she's insane, so...
48:53I will get the fuck out your home.
48:56Look, listen, I just really came for her from my...
48:58What's happening?
49:00Who are you?
49:07He's my friend, Junior.
49:10And he left his badge.
49:13Yeah.
49:14He left his badge, which you have.
49:16So we'll get back to him.
49:17Yeah, thank you, Anvi, my dear sister.
49:21Junior, do you want something to eat?
49:23It smells really good, but I'm going to pass.
49:28I'm going to leave you guys, but I don't know what the fuck that was.
49:31Get her a black friend, okay?
49:32Maybe they...
49:33Go!
49:33Get lost, you fuck!
49:34Have I been meeting you?
49:36Uh, yes, sir.
49:38Bye, Junior.
49:43I know, I know.
49:49Seriously?
49:51Is that the guy you were sneaking out this morning?
49:53Do you want mom and dad to kill you?
49:54What are you doing?
49:55Dude, I know.
49:55What if someone woke up and walked in on you guys?
49:57Are you insane?
49:58Or am I just living my life for myself for once?
50:02Okay, yeah, it's a risk.
50:03Maybe this Mandy likes risk.
50:05Okay, go to his place.
50:06Go to a hotel.
50:07Get your own place.
50:08There's so many other options.
50:09Every time I leave the house, it's an interrogation.
50:13I am sick of being a good girl.
50:16I just want to live my life.
50:22You should probably go.
50:25Dad's going to be home soon.
50:31Look, man, I feel bad I didn't come to your wedding.
50:35I'm really sorry.
50:41Oh, my God.
50:45She's a terrorist.
50:46You're right.
50:47I told you.
50:57Oh, my God.
50:58I feel really good.
51:09No.
51:10No.
51:26Yeah.
51:37I feel really good.
51:39I'm afraid that you can see
51:44Once we were in the same place
51:52Something to hold on to
51:55Something to hold on to
51:58Something to hold on to
52:03Something to hold on to
52:33Actually, this was a good idea
52:35Yeah, it was very thoughtful of you
52:39Hey, did I miss the fight?
52:42No, no, it's coming
52:45Where's Monty, huh?
52:46I don't know, Australia or something
52:48Can I win?
52:49Thank you
53:02Do you guys fight like that?
53:03No
53:04That would be illegal
53:08No one can jump that high
53:10But they can
53:11Really?
53:12It's like genetics?
53:14It's like genetics
53:15Oh no
53:16Oh no
53:16No
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