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Late Bloomer
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01Yo!
00:02Maybe I, uh, I do move in with you.
00:04I love you.
00:05I love you too.
00:09We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14You showed me some respect.
00:15How do I do this?
00:17Lay your hands out of woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong!
00:19Get up!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to,
00:22even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever going to tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34I'm getting away with my wife!
00:36You did a lot of work today, right?
00:37I did a lot of work today.
00:39I know you're going to get a lot of work today.
00:42You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No, you need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16Yeah, I have a theory.
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artists flirt?
01:19Yes.
01:19I didn't mean to you.
01:20That was a way of letting you know.
01:22Well, that's traumatic.
01:23Sounds great.
01:23Sure, traumatic for you, but like, you know.
01:25Traumatic, but like cool, like, I was like, this is a good story to tell.
01:27I feel like this is, this is what it's for.
01:30This is what, this is all for this moment.
01:32Right here.
01:32Everything led us to here.
01:34Wow.
01:34That's incredible.
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36Anyways, I'll be right back.
01:37Okay.
01:38Okay.
01:38Let's go.
01:59Don't send the text, please, don't send the text, please, don't send the text, please.
02:06Don't do it, don't, don't do it, don't, please, don't do it, please, don't do it, just don't, don't do
02:12it, don't send the text, don't, don't do it, please, don't, please, don't, please, don't, please, don't do it.
02:17Thank God, oh yeah, didn't send the text yet, oh no, hurt, lost, I'm good all by myself, yeah, wow.
02:27I don't have to hear you, yeah, anymore, nah.
02:30I don't care that you're engaged, go to hell, huh, if you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass
02:38down, seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up.
02:43Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back behind where you belong.
02:51I'm dancing, I'm prancing, I'm dancing all alone, please leave me alone.
02:56Check it out, I'm not sad.
02:58I'm dancing all alone, I'm done catching feelings, I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down, down.
03:07Don't lash it out, I throw my heart away, it's broke, it's fine, I'm fine, so don't, no, no, no,
03:19no, I don't wanna see you no more.
03:22This guy is my new friend, new friend, wow.
03:35Shit.
03:52Shit.
04:19Shit.
04:20Bitcoin.
04:20To be OK.
04:23What's your name?
06:25Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best part?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaghetti?
06:33I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissant.
06:53Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
06:59But, you know, that's how you say it.
07:03Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, you know, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, sick, yeah, yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17And it's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit, you know, I, yeah, yeah, I mean,
07:29if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's, because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:36Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Oh, what?
07:40Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42Oh, you see, you have this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm just used to focusing on you and not hanging out with you guys anymore, I'll be there.
07:47Oh, hi.
07:47Oh, hi.
07:48Oh, hi.
07:49Oh, boy.
07:51Oh, boy.
07:55Oh, boy.
08:03Oh, boy.
08:06Oh, boy.
08:06Oh, boy.
08:06Oh, boy.
08:23Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:35What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the satanic temple, too?
08:44You know what?
08:45Mock all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:48Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste, and you can rave all night and connect
08:55to a higher power and realize we're all one.
08:57And it's not like sick key in dark mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different font.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:06You good?
09:07Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I'm just tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story, and now he's down bad.
09:14Her story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17You know, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:29It's been five fucking years already.
09:31Well, it's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:35She was special.
09:37Yeah, so there's a guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
09:45Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't tell us Nav?
09:56Yo, my bhaji from another bhaji.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:06I give that.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like Thammo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that Selsa PR package yet?
10:24Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can, and tell them how you sell sweet pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off, it'll freaking smile, high energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
10:52Who did you do this before?
10:54For the 14 hours, I don't have to pay for it, man.
10:58I can do it again.
11:05What is this?
11:07Oh, thank you.
11:09Very nice, thank you.
11:12Come on, Andy.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Come on, I'll get the cups.
11:30Give us, dear.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:56Fun?
11:58What do you think?
12:13Nice, brother.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:18Mm-hmm.
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13:00the fucking blockchain technology right think about it like this because it's so fucking secure
13:05the governments all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account
13:09they can't because the encryption right so what you want to fucking do to bring generational
13:15wealth right fucking buy at the bottom you buy booch coin crazy fucking investment i'm telling
13:22you it's fucking sick gotta fucking get into it sorry for swearing i'm fucking excited about
13:27fucking crypto is sick yo jazz meets world bro what's good bro you haven't posted something like
13:33a month bro i suppose only two weeks ago no no but you gotta post something good you know what
13:37i'm
13:37saying like the streets are waiting my jeep yo you seen this uh this prem guy yo let's post some
13:43good
13:43stuff might even take your spot if you don't get on it bro yo plug your phone real quick i'll
13:48show you
13:48i'll show you yeah search up p-r-e-m prem prem yeah yeah that one right there yo watch
13:53that one
13:54and hell yeah i want extra mozzarella on that pizza yo this has three million views and he just posted
14:01yesterday hey guys i know we all like to have fun but it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08because brain beans love frame out oh yo
14:16shit man's getting swerved now eh yo yo let's watch that one though right there i'm gonna teach you how
14:22to make the most amazing bookalicious routine baby stop looking at me
14:27boy i'm not on the menu hey yo
14:29yo everyone listen listen up
14:32can I have your attention please first of all thank you all for showing up tonight
14:39big thank you to mummy g for the pakorde
14:42and shout out neil who ate two trains
14:48last but not least
14:50give it up for my man
14:52just me
14:57yo just me
14:58where you at come on out
15:01just me
15:04yo just me
15:06just me
15:07just me
15:07oh that guy he left
15:10left what do you mean left
15:12he got swerved by some rebecca chick and dip
15:15yeah he looked pretty depressed
15:17you guys might want to check the local bridges
15:19water towers nearest tall building maybe
15:22point straight to voicemail
15:23this car's still here where the fuck is he
15:25i checked the pool house nothing
15:27i went to the neighbors they don't even know who he is
15:29why would the neighbors know who he is
15:30okay let's roll out
15:31wait wait wait wait none of us should be driving
15:34i'm tipsy as fuck
15:34wait
15:37oh who the fuck are you two get the fuck away from my car
15:39who invited you
15:42oh we could take my bike
15:43what
15:44or your neighbor's helicopter
15:46you don't know how to fly a fucking helicopter
15:48yes i do bro
15:49it's um
15:50it's x to go up and then
15:52right of course
15:53circle to go down
15:54uh-huh
15:55r1 is shoot so don't fucking press r1
15:58are you fucking for real
15:59first of all
16:00both of you fucking relax
16:02yeah it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot
16:05i'm a really good driver when i'm drunk
16:07because i know i'm drunk
16:09i'm actually way more focused on the road
16:11what
16:12i mean you could say i'm a better driver drunk
16:15than i ever am so
16:17that makes sense to me
16:18i can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing i'm gonna see
16:20sonny
16:21get out
16:22i'll be doing car save up
16:23but where the fuck did you come from
16:25i was taking a piss in the woods
16:27we have washrooms in the house
16:28you're fucking doing coke in the bathroom
16:30and i'm fucking wrong
16:31get the fuck out
16:32you're fucking
16:33i'm a knee bro
16:33look how fucking drunk you are
16:35yo what are you gonna say
16:36yo why are you fucking letting him drive bro
16:37look how fucking raped he is bro
16:39i drive better drunk
16:40trust me
16:41all right where are we going
16:42oh maybe he's uh emo eating at the spot
16:44let's fucking roll
16:49so uh therapy
16:51how's that going
16:51i don't know it's a lot
16:53kind of lost myself after the whole humer thing
16:56i don't know why i attract the guys that i attract
16:59he's probably your son
17:01yo no sign of your speed
17:02i don't even think he came here
17:04but i did grab hella shit
17:06chili chicken
17:07haka chow mein
17:08ginger fish
17:09you guys are chili paneer too right
17:10i'm vegetarian
17:12shit i'll be right back
17:14no sonny you already took forever
17:16we gotta go
17:16what do you want from me he's hungry
17:18no sonny
17:19chill
17:19sonny
17:21sonny
17:22great no one's here
17:23he goes to the lake to clear his head
17:25i don't know
17:25you guys mind if i smoke a joint
17:27absolutely not
17:29there's only one way of consuming thong bro
17:31that's too fucking ragada
17:32think about it
17:33you gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there
17:36yo
17:39what the fuck can i say
17:41sorry sorry sorry
17:42wait
17:43wait you don't think that he pulled up to
17:47no
17:49no he wouldn't
17:51wait did he have
18:10so
18:13is it just you two in the house today
18:16ha ha
18:16nice
18:17nice
18:18also no one else
18:19nobody at all
18:21i know manvi's
18:22away
18:23on vacation
18:24but
18:25i know you two have a lot of family
18:27people coming by
18:28you know
18:29did anyone come by
18:29maybe they came through the basement
18:31or
18:32the back door is sometimes
18:33open
18:34sometimes people get old
18:35and they look different
18:37strange relatives
18:38anyone
18:39anyone
18:39okay
18:40what is this all to masha
18:42what she's trying to ask
18:44badly
18:44did just me come by
18:46why
18:47is he okay
18:48did you call him
18:49yeah no no no auntie
18:50he's fine
18:51he's just
18:51he's not picking up
18:52his phone
18:53why would he not pick up your calls
18:55did something happen
18:56no no no no
18:57he was just with us earlier
18:59but he
18:59he
19:01forgot something at home
19:03and went to go pick it up
19:05so maybe
19:06we thought he met
19:07this home
19:09hmm
19:10jamia way no
19:11apply karkoga
19:30i'm just kidding
19:30what's up
19:46what's up
20:04Hello?
20:09Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:16You alright?
20:23Oh, hey, man.
20:27Just breathe?
20:28Wait, what are you doing here?
20:31Is this real?
20:33Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:37What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:58The house that Mia bought me.
21:01We're supposed to move into before she put my heart on my chest and just...
21:09Now it's standing there.
21:12Unfinished.
21:14Just like my hopes and dreams.
21:18Okay.
21:19You can still finish the house, man.
21:21You can move in yourself.
21:23You think I have money like that anymore?
21:26You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
21:31We?
21:31Us realtors?
21:32We're washed, man.
21:34Do you even know how that feels?
21:35Mr. Dollar of you?
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken, too.
21:44And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man.
21:53I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:59Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
22:04bunch of nothing?
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I...
22:11Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:20Kids.
22:21Hit a million followers and more kids.
22:24Yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:27Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, alright?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this?
22:44Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
22:47It's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:01Oh, shit!
23:02Just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:07You could bring Monvi back to me.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:23Where's my...
23:23Where's my key?
23:25You can have my whip, man.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:27Take it all.
23:28Just...
23:28Please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:33Where's my little...
23:35I thought we were bros, man.
23:39Just bring her back to me.
23:40No, please.
23:40I really can't do it.
23:41I really...
23:42I can't do anything.
23:45I can't do anything about anything.
24:06Everything okay, PJ?
24:08Yes, Boop.
24:09I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:16Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me.
24:20I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb?
24:24Why didn't you mention this before?
24:25Are you kidding?
24:25Because my phone was dead.
24:26I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones?
24:30That's incredible.
24:31You know what?
24:32Just forget it.
24:33Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Bye, Auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:38Uncle.
24:40There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him.
24:51I love you.
24:52Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him.
24:54Also, listen to which coin.
24:57Here, give this to Jasmin.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay, go to you.
25:09Stupid.
25:14Hey, there's Waldo.
25:17Guru Waldo.
25:19We called you like a million fucking times.
25:22FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man?
25:23We've been ripping it up and down, slug out of scarves.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Look, sorry, I just...
25:28I need some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:35I know.
25:36You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never gonna get over it.
25:40He needs such a bear to cross the face.
25:42Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:44What trauma?
25:45What trauma?
25:46Take something.
25:48Here.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over here.
25:57Oh, Lee.
25:58Can't put Parker for hell in this city.
26:00It's your place, eh?
26:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
26:05That's a shame.
26:07What the hell is he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:12Alright.
26:12Well, thanks, I guess.
26:18Look, guys, I...
26:21I appreciate you.
26:23I just want you to know that.
26:25I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases, and still sticking by
26:36me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:40Thank you for the gifts.
26:43Thank you for the party.
26:45Thank you for just keeping me in check, and...
26:49Thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:57I love you too.
26:58Come on.
26:59Rupaad.
27:00Come on.
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:02Oh, boy.
27:03We've been on each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:05May our bonds remain.
27:07Okay.
27:08Okay.
27:28Excuse me.
27:41Oh, my uncle.
27:42Hello, I'm going a nap.
27:45My daughter's trying to get too mad.
27:46No, you didn't even get.
27:50No, she didn't even get on her.
27:52Okay, okay.
27:54Why did she win?
27:54I will fly the information right now.
27:57Okay, okay, okay.
28:02My uncle, I'm almost here.
28:04Okay.
28:04What the hell?
28:06After that, I decided to make a decision.
28:09Let's go.
28:10I'm going to make a big deal.
28:12It's a big deal.
28:14One way to take it.
28:22Alright, thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you. Thank you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:27I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33I love you.
28:35Love you.
28:37Your mom asked me to give you this.
28:43Nice. Thanks.
28:45Love you.
28:47Happy birthday. Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
29:01Alright, let's go.
29:04Let's go.
29:16Mahua.
29:24I'm sorry.
29:30I'm all right.
29:31Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:38Yeah. No, I'm good, Mom.
29:40Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you too.
30:01But if you try, try, try
30:03I can't even.
30:05Give me more.
30:06You see, it's not enough.
30:11It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
30:15I give you my heart.
30:19Either you shall stay.
30:23You wish I like ever.
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