00:05Chase, I need you inside me right now.
00:16I'm Emma, a freshman here.
00:19And that hot rod is my suite mate slash oldest friend, Chase.
00:24Chase, how many times do I have to tell you to stop leaving your toys in the kitchen?
00:29It's not your sex den. Have sex in your room. I don't care.
00:33But not next to the microwave, you pervert.
00:37How many times have I told you not to barge in on me, Emma?
00:41You're the pervert. Little Miss Peeping Tom.
00:43Well, maybe you should keep something in your doorknob like a normal person.
00:46It's almost like you want me to walk in on you. It's disgusting.
00:52What are you doing?
00:53Anything for you, babe.
01:03Since when does Little Miss Straight A M&M wear makeup?
01:09And on a school night?
01:12Wait, are you going somewhere?
01:15Well, if you must know, Joshua invited me to his frat party.
01:20Oh, okay. So that, Joshua, was your secret crush?
01:26It's none of your business.
01:29But who knows? Maybe after tonight I won't be a virgin anymore.
01:33Sorry to brush your bubble, but Joshua's not going to sleep with a girl who makes a big deal out
01:38of her first time.
01:39It's way too much commitment for him.
01:43Can't you just wish me luck for once?
01:45Whatever. Get out of my way.
01:48Oh, hold on, Emma.
01:52How about...
01:54Losing your virginity?
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