00:00New York City is the greatest city in the world.
00:03Number two, Philly is a dump.
00:06Number three, New York continues to show its dominance in the playoff series between New York and Philly.
00:16To the point where we all know who Big Brother is.
00:21That's New York.
00:22And we all know that Philly doesn't even register as a sports town anymore.
00:31I mean, your hockey team got swept.
00:33Your basketball team got swept.
00:36You've already fired your manager.
00:38But most importantly, when Philly steps up to the plate to face a New York team in the playoffs,
00:47it is a one-sided, belt-to-ass, beatdown in favor of the New York team.
00:57And we know Philly wants to be just like New York.
01:00They dream of being the greatest city in the world.
01:04But they never will be.
01:06They'll always be a second rate.
01:08Not even registering on the sports town meter anymore.
01:14That's what they are.
01:16After getting completely embarrassed on the court and then embarrassed off the court as Knick fans invaded Philadelphia.
01:28Invaded and just cemented their dominance.
01:34Knick fans walked in to the Philly apartment.
01:40They sat on the couch, stained it up, drank all the beers, ate all the potato chips,
01:47walked into the bathroom, dropped a deuce, didn't flush, walked out of the apartment and said,
01:53good luck with the cleanup.
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