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Wow Mani Episode 4 Engsub
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00:17Oh
00:30What's your name, Anselmo?
00:32My name is Anselmo.
00:35Tika, teka, teka.
00:37You know, Anselmo?
00:40Where did Anselmo go?
00:41At the back.
01:00Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Mane! Mane!
01:04Eto na, yung paborito nyong pulutan.
01:07Pwede kainin, lalo na pag nagiinuman.
01:10Kaya'y sarap, pinapapak.
01:12Nasan niya'y swak na swak?
01:14Lalagapak, pag binayo, talagang papalapak.
01:17Hala tumuad, anong ba yan?
01:19Tingin ko babad na babad.
01:21Basta manik, kapag sinagad, napapak.
01:24May inigaw at agobo, meron na ring nilaga.
01:27Amina kamalasa ay samagang ng dalawa.
01:31Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:34Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:39Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:43Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:45Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:47Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:48Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:51Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane! Wow, Mane!
01:56Hey, hey, hey.
02:01Essentially guys, may kuhusap lang ako sa phone.
02:05Hello.
02:06Hello, sir.
02:07How are you guys?
02:08Okay lang ako.
02:09Uhm, kayo ba mga nag-apply?
02:13Yes, sir.
02:14Okay.
02:14Ikaw naman, lalaki.
02:16Anong gusto mong mga applyhan?
02:17Uh, driver po, sir.
02:20Okay.
02:20May experience kang driver?
02:21Opo, dati po ang driver.
02:23Good, good.
02:24Very good.
02:25Ikaw naman, babae.
02:26Ako po mag-a-apply po kung mag-alaga ng bata.
02:29Okay.
02:30May experience ka sa bata?
02:32Opo.
02:33Dati po akong bata.
02:45Ano ka mo, love?
02:48Sampung beses mo akong pinagtaksilan?
02:52Oo, kasi naalala mo nung may sakit ka.
02:57Di ba wala naman tayong perang pang pa-opera?
03:00Ayun, nakipag-sex ako sa doktor.
03:02O di ba na-operaan ka ng libre?
03:05Ang gawa mo yun para sa akin?
03:07Samping mahal kita eh.
03:09Ano naman yung pangalawa?
03:13Di ba na-promote ka sa trabaho?
03:16Hmm.
03:17Ayun, nakipag-sex ako sa boss mo para ma-promote ka.
03:20Ganon kita ka mahal.
03:21Talaga?
03:22Ang gawa mo yun para sa akin?
03:25Samping?
03:26Dapat akong mahiya sa'yo ah.
03:29Salamat ah.
03:32Pero...
03:34Ano naman yung walong kataksilan na ginawa mo?
03:38Di ba nung nakaraan nanalo ka sa walong players na professional golfers?
03:43Nanalo nga ako doon eh.
03:46Eh di ba hindi ka naman marunong mag-golf?
03:47Oo ma.
03:49Ano nga ba akong nanalo roon?
03:51Ayun.
03:53All-in-one nila ako lahat.
04:06Ano nga.
04:07Ano nga.
04:08Ano nga.
04:08Nakabukas yung zipper.
04:09Ano nga.
04:10Nakakayang sabihin mo kung makahiya.
04:15Ah.
04:17Excuse me kuya.
04:19Ah.
04:20Yes miss.
04:22Ah.
04:22Kasi nakabukas yung barangay hall mo eh.
04:25Ah ganun ba?
04:28Eh nakitaon bang lumabas si kapitan na galit na galit?
04:33Ah.
04:36Si kapitan ba yung bansot na lumabas?
04:38Nakong heliitli eh.
04:41Kaya tapang.
04:45Ay bakit hindi pala nakabukas.
04:55Pedro.
04:57Di mo.
05:00Napakaganda talaga ng mahal na Reyna no?
05:03Oo kayo Torrio.
05:05Smart ng mahal na Reyna.
05:09Alam niya ba?
05:11Di mo.
05:11Tanto nung.
05:12Kayo maingay ah.
05:15Kaya ang gabi gabi kung pinagpapanta siya ngayon.
05:19Ako naman?
05:21Dagi ko siyang hinabangal na liko.
05:24Papay.
05:26Makalapas lang ah kayo.
05:28Hindi siya nagkilalang ang mahal na Reyna.
05:31Paano nalang ang mahal na Reyna?
05:33Hindi niya na nalilrespeto.
05:35Nakakaiya kayo.
05:38Mahal na Rey.
05:43Mahal kong Reyna.
05:44Mahal na ko.
05:46Ano'y pinilagay mo sa akin?
05:49Yan ang custody belt.
05:51Protection mo yan aking mahal na Reyna.
05:54Kung sino man ang magtangkang magsamantala sa'yo.
05:58Sigurado.
06:00Puto lang kanyang pagkalalaki.
06:04Mga kawan!
06:06Mahal na ari.
06:08Mahal na ari.
06:13Kanyang tatlo.
06:16Kanyang tatlo ang pinakamalapit na aking kawan.
06:21Ako ay aalis upang nakadigma.
06:25At sa inyo ko pinagkakatiwala ang kaligtasan ng aking Reyna.
06:32Maliwalag ba?
06:34Maliwalag po.
06:50Maliwalag po.
06:55Mahal na ari.
06:57Mahal na ari.
06:57Maliwalag po.
06:59Mahal na ari.
07:01Mahal na ari.
07:02Mahal na ari.
07:03Mahal na ari.
07:04Mahal na ari.
07:04Taneye niyo.
07:04Ako ay ang hanger.
07:07Magkipa Panglag.
07:0925.
07:09Wish me luck.
07:16What?
07:18Are you kidding me?
07:19No, no.
07:22That's correct.
07:24You're right.
07:27I can't believe it.
07:29I can't believe it.
07:31I can't believe it.
07:38I can't believe it.
07:39Listen to me.
07:40I can't believe it.
07:51Don't worry.
07:52You're too late.
07:54You are so tender.
07:56But I can't believe it.
08:07I can't believe it.
08:09I'm making this,
08:09I will make it.
08:12I can't believe it's you.
08:14I'm having this excitement.
08:15You're missing this time.
08:16Please!
08:19Now, you're three people.
08:23I'm going to tell you
08:25that you're going to be right for your friends.
08:35Pedro,
08:37I want to see the men.
08:38I want to see the men's sadly.
08:47I want to see the men who's not on board,
08:55so I'm going to walk out on my feet.
08:55So I'll be right back.
08:56And I'm sorry!
08:58This is the end.
09:03You hear me?
09:08I'm going to show you what you're going to do!
09:12And then!
09:14Sure, guy?
09:16Ha!
09:18Sige.
09:19Ha!
09:25It's true!
09:27It's a taxi!
09:29You're not going to die!
09:31You're going to die!
09:33You're going to die!
09:34Sorry!
09:34Tugot na lang una!
09:36Masusunod!
09:37I'm sorry!
09:38I'm sorry po!
09:44Antonio!
09:48Mabating kapagya!
09:53Gusto ko rin makita
09:56ang iyong sandata
09:58ahora mismo!
10:02Hehehehe!
10:04Hehehehe!
10:10Ha!
10:12Hindi po, Tol!
10:14Ha, hola, hola!
10:17Antonio!
10:18Pinahanga mo po!
10:19Dahil doon!
10:21You will be able to do this.
10:24You will be able to do this.
10:28You will be able to do this.
10:31Do you want to say anything?
11:02You will be able to do this.
11:03Ah, ma'am.
11:05Ah, may papakiusap po sana ako sa inyo.
11:08Pwede na po ba kang umuwi?
11:13Oh, hindi pa oras na huwian ah.
11:15Matang huwi ka na?
11:16Ah, kasi po, gustong-gusto ko nang hubarin yung panty ng misis ko eh.
11:23Alam ba? Bakit? Hot na hot ka na ba?
11:27Ah, hindi po. Masikip eh.
11:30Naiipit yung balls ko.
11:38Hi! Ageline from Wow Mania. Anong name mo kuya?
11:42Jeffrey Nadera.
11:43Noelle po.
11:44RG po.
11:45Cheeto.
11:45I'm Francis po.
11:47Ah, ito ang first question mo.
11:49Anong pwede mong gawin sa gabi na hindi pwedeng gawin sa umaga?
11:55Ang pwede di gawin sa gabi na pwede gawin sa umaga.
11:59Mag-jagging.
12:01Ah, matulog.
12:03Assignment.
12:04Ha?
12:06Assignment na lang po.
12:08Matulog.
12:09Matulog.
12:10Dumilat.
12:11Mag-puyat kuya.
12:14Uy.
12:15Uy.
12:16Uy.
12:19Uy.
12:20Uy.
12:27Uy.
12:31Uy.
12:31Uy.
12:32Uy.
12:58Uy.
13:10Uy.
13:12Uy.
13:17Uy.
13:18It's like this, how are you doing?
13:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:22Are you biased?
13:23I'm biased.
13:26Should we flip it?
13:28Okay, do you have some chill?
13:30Yes!
13:32Who is the first one?
13:33Mars, go Mars!
13:34Let's go!
13:361, 2, 3, go!
13:42M, M, M, A, R, F!
13:48Oh, my!
13:50Good job!
13:52Oh, my God!
13:54Oh, my God!
13:55Oh, my God!
13:55Oh, my God!
13:56Oh, my God!
13:57Oh, my God!
14:041, 2, 3, go!
14:071, 2, 3, go!
14:09B, E, N, U, S, V!
14:12Ay!
14:13U, S, V!
14:17Oh, yan!
14:21May ganon po!
14:22Okay!
14:24Ito na, papaliwanan ko ang mechanics ng ating game.
14:28Of course, meron tayong tatlong round.
14:30Ang easy, difficult, at final round.
14:33At, sa dulo ng bawat round, kung sino may pinakamababang score ay merong consequence.
14:38Pero, kayo naman ang mamimili.
14:40So, huwag kayo matakot.
14:41Okay? Go!
14:42Ready na kayo?
14:43Are you ready?
14:44Are you ready?
14:45Yes!
14:46We're ready!
14:47Okay, okay, okay.
14:49Before we start, test your buzzers, please.
14:52Minus?
14:53Mars?
14:54Okay.
14:55Let's go.
14:55Let's do this.
14:56Are you ready?
14:57Yes, we're ready.
14:58Sa ating easy round, ang category ay music and relationship counseling combined.
15:04Hmm.
15:05Ang tanong, sabi nga ni Andrew E.
15:09Ay, pare.
15:10Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay, kumanap ka ng blank.
15:15Ano ang blank na ito?
15:18Yes!
15:19Kausap?
15:20Kumanap ka ng kausap?
15:22Ah, ang tinutukoy ng kanta ay yung makapagpapaligaya sa'yo.
15:27Ay!
15:27Yes!
15:28Kwarta!
15:29Kumanap ka ng kwarta!
15:30Kwart!
15:31Kwarta!
15:32O, tete, tete sa muna.
15:33Eh, paano kung walang kwarta?
15:35Ano ang hahanapin mo?
15:36Kung walang kwarta?
15:37Ay!
15:38Maghanap ka ng mautangan.
15:41Malo, malo eh.
15:44Yes!
15:45Ah, trabaho?
15:46Kumanap ka ng trabaho?
15:48Hindi, okay.
15:49Ah, ang hinahanap natin dito ay is ang uri ng tao na magpapaligaya sa'yo at nagsisimula sa letter P.
15:56Yes!
15:57Papa, kumanap ka ng papa.
16:02Ano ba ang hinahanap niyo sa isang papa?
16:04Paano nangbigaya?
16:06Yes!
16:06Pogi!
16:07Pogi!
16:08Pogi!
16:09Pogi!
16:09Hindi sa Pogi, pero mapapasaya ka pa rin.
16:12Ah!
16:12Pumanap ka ng palabiro!
16:16Joker!
16:17Mali!
16:18Mali!
16:19Yes!
16:20Palaanta, umanap ka ng palakanta.
16:22Hindi!
16:23Mali!
16:25Mali!
16:25Mali!
16:26Palakanton.
16:27Bumanap ka ng palakanton.
16:29Ano? Anong palakanton?
16:32Mahiligman libre ng kantong.
16:34Wow.
16:35Di ba?
16:35Yes.
16:37Okay, flu. Flu ulit.
16:39Yung itsura niya, eh, hindi mo masyadong magugusto, ha?
16:42Pero dahil na maganda ang kalooban niya, mapapalapit siya sa'yo.
16:46Eh.
16:47Yes.
16:47Pare?
16:48Pare.
16:49Ang panap niya ang pare?
16:50Kapatulang ka pa naman ng pare.
16:52Oh, kabun.
16:53Ah!
16:54Nagahanap ka ng palakanton.
16:55Polis!
16:56Humanap ka ng polis!
16:58Polis patawad, ha?
16:59Yes.
17:00Ang tinutukoy na pin ay hindi lang pang babae, pati lalaki.
17:04Hinahanap ka pa.
17:06Peck-peck.
17:07Humanap ka ng peck-peck.
17:08Uy!
17:12Mali, mali kayo lahat.
17:14Mali.
17:14Ay.
17:15Maling.
17:16Ang hinahanap natin sa kanta, kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay,
17:23humanap ka ng pokpok.
17:25Oh!
17:25Malapit ka hinahan.
17:26Oh, pala.
17:27Oh, pala.
17:29Nasa dulo nalang diga.
17:31Wil ее is Mars.
17:32Venus, Zero.
17:33Mars, Zero.
17:34It's a far.
17:38Kung sasaya ka sindi.
17:40Miss consequence, pasok!
17:43Bilyana siya.
17:44Ayan na siya.
17:45Sakut.
17:46Sakut.
17:47Sakut.
17:48Sakut.
17:48Sakut.
17:48Sakut.
17:49Sakut.
17:50Sakut.
17:52Sakut.
18:22Let's go.
18:22Pagpipilian nila ang Team Mars naman.
18:25Pagpipilian nyo ay sasama kayo sa mga bumbero at susugod para pumatay ng apoy
18:30pero hindi kayo gagamit ng tubig kundi hihipan nyo lang.
18:35Ganon.
18:36O, pagtatanggal ng bangkas.
18:39Pagtatanggal na lang po.
18:40Hindi kami magaling mag-blow.
18:41Okay, yung mga pili nila, magtanggal na ng mga pangitas.
18:45Wala pong pilitan dito.
18:46Sila po ang namili ng consequences.
18:49Kesa mapunit dito.
18:51Iyan po nga tubig.
18:56Okay, yan po nagtatapos ang ating easy round.
19:00Magbabalik pa po tayo with the difficult round.
19:04Dito lamang sa Battle of the Broly!
19:20Mars?
19:21Alam mo ba yung baby ko?
19:2324 months na.
19:25Ay, talaga Mars. Ilang taon na siya ba?
19:27Wala Mars?
19:29Eh, di dalawang taong.
19:31Mars, di mo pala alam na pag 24 months na yung baby, dalawang taon na.
19:36Syunga-syunga ka pala Mars.
19:38Ikaw yung syunga-syunga.
19:39Paano ko ba naman ang malalaman eh?
19:42Di pa naman ako nagkaka-baby.
19:44Anong buwaran?
19:45Baka naman?
19:47Anong buwaran?
19:48Anong buwaran?
19:48Anong buwaran?
19:49Anong buwaran?
19:50And welcome back to Battle of the Broly!
19:56Nandito na tayo sa difficult round.
19:59Medyo pahihirapan na namin kayo, girls.
20:01Kaya listo, okay?
20:03For this round, ang kategory nyo ay botany and cultural heritage combined.
20:10Dali.
20:11Sobrang dali.
20:12Ang tarong.
20:12Ang ating pambansang rutas ay ang blank.
20:16Ito ay nagsisimula sa letter M.
20:19M.
20:20Minsan, pag nakikita ko pa lang ito, ay naglalaway na ako ano ang M na ito.
20:26Yes!
20:27Mane.
20:28May mane.
20:31Yes, but hindi nyo na hinahanap natin sa bot.
20:34Minsan, kulay dilaw din.
20:36Dilaw?
20:37Yes.
20:38Mais?
20:39Wala itong buho.
20:40Ah!
20:41Yes.
20:42Maningkalbong.
20:45Minsan, masarap itong kagatin dahil malutong.
20:50Mansanas.
20:53Actually, maasim ito ay.
20:55Maasim.
20:57Yes?
20:57Mansanas na hilaw?
21:00Ah!
21:00Sa English, tinatawag siyang mango.
21:04Okay?
21:05Mango.
21:06Dali na yan, ha?
21:06Mango.
21:07Ano ang M na ito?
21:09Ano ang Tagalog na hilaw.
21:10Yes!
21:11Mangostin?
21:11Go!
21:12Mangostin?
21:13Go!
21:16Ito na, ha?
21:17Pag-indihin nyo pala manap!
21:20Sorry.
21:24Ang pinahanap natin na prutas ay may mga letrang M, may A, may N, may dalawang G, at meron pang
21:39isang A.
21:40Oh!
21:40Ano ang ito?
21:41Yes!
21:44M A M G G G A.
21:46Yes?
21:47Malunggay!
21:48Malunggay!
21:49Malunggay!
21:50Malunggay!
21:51Malunggay!
21:53M A M G G A!
21:55M A M G G A!
21:57Ano ba yan?
22:00I want to try my best!
22:03I thought it was fruit!
22:07Come back here, we won't be able to get the game.
22:10I won't be able to get the game.
22:11I won't be able to get the game.
22:12I won't be able to get the game.
22:13I won't be able to get the game.
22:14I won't be able to get the game.
22:17M-A-M-G-G-A!
22:18No!
22:21Okay, our answer is...
22:25Manga-gancho.
22:26Ay!
22:28Manga-gancho!
22:29Bago yun!
22:32Bago yun!
22:33Okay!
22:36Sinaunahin natin?
22:37Marsh!
22:39Marsh?
22:40Yes!
22:42Magot naman kayo!
22:44Ito ang pagpipilihan nyo.
22:46Kayo ang magiging target sa archery,
22:49pero sa halip na apple,
22:51ang nasa ulo nyo na papanain ay aratilis.
22:55Ay!
22:58Alam!
22:58Or, mag-uubad kayo ng papan?
23:05Uubad na lang po kami.
23:06Okay!
23:07Venus!
23:07Ang pagpipilihan niyong parusa,
23:10magpapalo ang kayong dalawa ng parang throw pillow,
23:14pero ang gagamitin niyong pangkampas ay hindi unan kundi cactus.
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