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00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:54I'm late.
00:02:58Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:24I'll see you later.
00:03:30I'll see you later.
00:03:38I'll see you later.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:56Hey.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:16It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:39Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:10What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:25You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:34Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:39Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just...
00:05:42Howling around?
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:48Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:11Yes.
00:06:14Yes.
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16Yes.
00:06:19Yes.
00:06:20Yes.
00:06:21Yes.
00:06:23Yes.
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:32Yes.
00:06:36Yes.
00:06:40Yes.
00:06:52Yes.
00:07:05I don't know.
00:08:29I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:08:51I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:09:01I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:09:31I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:10:03It serves your right for never wanting to teach me.
00:10:06For fuck's sake, Henry, you know I couldn't do that.
00:10:11I'll go easy on it.
00:10:13But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:10:16All right, but it always backfires.
00:10:19That rarely happens.
00:10:21Then why are you here against Xander?
00:10:24I missed my friend.
00:10:30Look, this is just who I am.
00:10:33It's not like I ever made the news.
00:10:36Whatever, dude.
00:10:37Good night.
00:10:38I'm not involved.
00:10:40And I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:44I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:46I have a job.
00:10:47Money.
00:10:48I'm not a witch there.
00:10:50Time out.
00:11:01I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
00:11:06Man or a woman who is a spiritualist or a medium among you, they must die.
00:11:15You are to stone them.
00:11:19Their blood will be upon their heads.
00:11:22I'm talking to you.
00:11:26Yes, you, Xander Perkins.
00:11:29You old sinner, heathen.
00:11:31Witch.
00:11:33Witch.
00:11:34Witch.
00:11:38Witch.
00:11:39Look out.
00:11:41Henry.
00:11:42Henry.
00:11:46Flash on a sucker, a witch to live.
00:12:18Look, man, I don't have it.
00:12:20No, I can't.
00:12:23What do you want me to say?
00:12:24Tell you that I...
00:12:26Look, I'm going to have to call you back, all right?
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:29Bye.
00:12:32What are you doing?
00:12:34I need you to help me out.
00:12:36You're right.
00:12:37I think I have to give up black magic.
00:12:40At least for a little while.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43Cold turkey and all.
00:12:44Can you just help me out, Henry?
00:12:46Henry.
00:13:06All right, man.
00:13:07I'll see ya.
00:13:08See ya.
00:13:10Have fun with the children.
00:13:11Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:13:12Little shitheads.
00:13:21Another day, another birthday cake.
00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished enough?
00:13:33Give a lot, give a lot of love.
00:13:46Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:13:59Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:14:02Don't worry.
00:14:05All right.
00:14:08My vision's unfocused, where am I going?
00:14:19Is it too bad to die too soon?
00:14:23I wonder...
00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:08You know, now that you're not using, you're going to have to find a new way to make money.
00:15:12Oh, you mean, like, get a job?
00:15:14The diner's looking for help.
00:15:19You're right.
00:15:20Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:26Are you serious?
00:16:05What's up, Veronica?
00:16:07Long time?
00:16:08I just saw you in biology.
00:16:10You know what I mean.
00:16:12Anyways, how's your story going?
00:16:14Pretty well, actually.
00:16:16Yeah, you know, actually, Roland's writing this really cool story.
00:16:19Oh, sick.
00:16:20That's dope.
00:16:22Can you fuck off?
00:16:29Conrad.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What? He's lurking. It's creepy.
00:16:34So what are you doing for prom?
00:16:36I don't know yet.
00:16:40I can get us a limo.
00:16:41Oh, a limo.
00:16:43You won't regret it.
00:16:47I'll think about it.
00:16:49Sounds good.
00:16:51Um, anyways, I've got to go.
00:16:53Big sister duty and everything, so...
00:16:54Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Totally gonna tap that ass.
00:17:08Because that's just the thing that people say.
00:17:11Yes, they do.
00:17:13Waiter?
00:17:15Waiter?
00:17:16Waiter!
00:17:17Yes, sir, yes.
00:17:18Can we please get some service?
00:17:20Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry.
00:17:22All right, what can I get you?
00:17:23Well, I was actually really in the mood for, um, a blowjob.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:29From your mom...
00:17:31It's funny, guys.
00:17:33Maybe some scrambled eggs and milk.
00:17:37Hey, you Xander?
00:17:40I am.
00:17:42All right, cool.
00:17:44You got any experience?
00:17:46None.
00:17:47You like working with people?
00:17:49Nope.
00:17:49Can you wash dishes?
00:17:53I guess.
00:17:55Great.
00:17:56You start tomorrow.
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:14Come on, kid.
00:18:16What are you waiting for?
00:18:17Halloween?
00:18:17Dude, I'm seriously doing my best over here.
00:18:21Use soap and water.
00:18:23It's not that hard.
00:18:50It's not that hard.
00:18:51Careful.
00:18:54Sorry, but if Frank catches you, he's gonna lose his shit.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:59Well, Frank can kiss my ass.
00:19:09I'm rolling.
00:19:13Xander, you work here long?
00:19:15About a year.
00:19:16It's okay.
00:19:17It's my first day, and I'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit.
00:19:22You get used to it.
00:19:24Can hardly wait.
00:19:29I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:30I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:35I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:37Hey, Roland.
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:40You know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves.
00:19:45Thanks, but I sort of don't want to die.
00:20:08Well, that looks disgusting.
00:20:10Do you want to do the cooking?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12That is your responsibility.
00:20:16Con, uh, grab me one while you're at it, huh?
00:20:17Yep.
00:20:21Thanks.
00:20:21Mm-hmm.
00:20:24Uh, so Coach thinks I have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month.
00:20:29Well, don't screw it up, okay?
00:20:33Thanks, Uncle Fred.
00:20:35Thank you for your support.
00:20:36Hey, listen.
00:20:37You want to get out of this shit, Holtown?
00:20:39This is it.
00:20:40I mean it.
00:20:40Don't screw it up.
00:21:08Hey, Dad.
00:21:09Let's bring in that history challenger.
00:21:19I don't know.
00:22:07But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:22:32I don't know.
00:22:48I don't know.
00:22:49Let me get another.
00:22:50I think we've had enough time.
00:22:53Come on, ladies.
00:22:54It's warm.
00:23:05Hey, beautiful.
00:23:08I'm Xander.
00:23:13Melissa.
00:23:16Can I get you another drink?
00:23:20Excuse me.
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead.
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat.
00:23:31My bad.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35So get lost.
00:23:36Look, man.
00:23:37I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here and...
00:23:43You know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:46Hey, can I get another beer over here for my, uh, my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you.
00:23:53We're leaving.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:54I'm not ready.
00:24:04Look at this.
00:24:06Look at this.
00:24:08Come on.
00:24:13Hey, um, can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on.
00:24:22Do you need to step outside?
00:24:24No.
00:24:26Sit up.
00:24:26I'm fine.
00:24:27You don't sound too funny.
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:39Oh, come on.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:47Oh, fuck.
00:24:49What are you doing?
00:24:51Oh, stop it.
00:24:52Oh, no.
00:24:55Oh, no.
00:24:57Oh, no.
00:25:02Oh, this is disgusting.
00:25:04What the hell?
00:25:09Hey.
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist.
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:20Oh, my God.
00:25:22That's so hot.
00:25:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:25:31Oh, no.
00:25:55Dan, you're starting to stink.
00:26:02I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.
00:26:06I'm trying. I am.
00:26:11Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will.
00:26:18Just need some time.
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.
00:26:23She left me, too.
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:30I think I just need some time.
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird.
00:26:51It's cute.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:55She got that for me in West Virginia.
00:26:59It's precious.
00:27:01It's precious.
00:27:01It's precious.
00:27:04It's precious.
00:27:06It's precious.
00:27:07It's precious.
00:27:08Thank you, sir.
00:27:10Good.
00:27:12It's precious.
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight.
00:27:36Mysterious.
00:27:38Let me get your number.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:51I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women that are into face melting.
00:28:01Get the fuck out.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04Go.
00:28:05You asshole.
00:28:09I never texted you back.
00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.
00:28:15Watch it.
00:28:15Watch it.
00:28:16Watch it.
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:22Yes!
00:28:23Clean up our nice douche!
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:34Oh, he's all right.
00:28:35He's all right.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:45You conrad?
00:28:48Can I help you?
00:28:50How those sores on your dick?
00:28:53If it still hurts to pee, I know a good urologist.
00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?
00:29:02Messing around with that chick in her parents' basement last year before Christmas?
00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude.
00:29:25You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that.
00:29:39Hey.
00:29:40Hey.
00:29:41Roland, right?
00:29:44You need a ride?
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today.
00:29:54Don't worry about it, man.
00:29:56Happy to help.
00:29:59Do you want to come in?
00:30:02Nah.
00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Oh, yeah.
00:30:05Totally.
00:30:06It's not gonna be funny, you know, to play video games or whatever, but you know what?
00:30:09Never mind.
00:30:10Doesn't matter.
00:30:11I will see you tomorrow.
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:17Why not?
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Sure thing.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23Awesome.
00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?
00:30:29Uh, my dad does.
00:30:31Where's your dad?
00:30:32He's probably at a bar.
00:30:35Perfect.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40You're kind of being a shitty host right now, you know.
00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:48Yeah, I'll take care of it.
00:30:49It'll be okay.
00:30:50Go.
00:30:51Go.
00:30:52Go.
00:30:56Hey, by the way, is that Veronica chick?
00:31:00She's pretty hot.
00:31:02I know.
00:31:05So why aren't you, you know?
00:31:09Ha.
00:31:10Ha ha.
00:31:11Yeah, right.
00:31:17My man.
00:31:23Nice.
00:31:24Nice.
00:31:28Oh, I'm good.
00:31:34Roland?
00:31:37Take the beer.
00:31:45Cheers.
00:31:47Cheers.
00:31:47Yay.
00:31:52Oh, that's disgusting.
00:31:58What the fuck is that thing?
00:32:07What?
00:32:11What is this, an owl?
00:32:14It's, it's my dad's owl.
00:32:17Can you just, can you put it down, please?
00:32:19It's beautiful.
00:32:28Oh, my dad is going to freak.
00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia.
00:32:39West Virginia?
00:32:43Look, man.
00:32:45It's okay.
00:32:46I can fix this.
00:32:48I swear.
00:32:49Look, look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom made of cloth?
00:32:55Or...
00:32:56Yeah, I got something.
00:32:59Oh, yeah, this will work.
00:33:00Yeah, it's the towel my mom used to dry herself with.
00:33:03My dad doesn't want to wash it.
00:33:05Gross.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:17Pistachio.
00:33:20Ripario.
00:33:31Oh, but...
00:33:33Had...
00:33:38Are you a magician?
00:33:42Roland?
00:33:45I'm a witch.
00:33:48A warlock?
00:33:49No.
00:33:49A witch.
00:33:51Oh, a wizard.
00:33:53No.
00:33:55I said a witch.
00:33:59But...
00:34:00No, no way.
00:34:00That's impossible.
00:34:02How did you do this?
00:34:04This is incredible.
00:34:05Can you get it?
00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?
00:34:07Bullshit.
00:34:09No bullshit.
00:34:14What the hell, dude?
00:34:17I just wanted to see if you'd melt.
00:34:21Come here.
00:34:23Hey, I need those.
00:34:24I need...
00:34:28I got news for you, pal.
00:34:30Wait until tomorrow.
00:34:32You're not going to need them then.
00:34:33What am I supposed to read with tonight?
00:34:38Do yourself a favor.
00:34:39Watch some porn.
00:34:57I'm going to be here.
00:35:00I'll call him.
00:35:01Jack.
00:35:02I'm not a pig.
00:35:28I can see.
00:35:31I mean, I can see we got my glasses on.
00:35:37Whoa.
00:35:38You really are a witch.
00:35:43So I still don't get it.
00:35:44Why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?
00:35:47Listen, man, why is a zebra called a zebra
00:35:50and not just a horse with fucking stripes?
00:35:57Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly,
00:36:01I was like you once.
00:36:03Like me?
00:36:04Yeah, a virgin.
00:36:06Hmm.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:07I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell,
00:36:11but it's the best.
00:36:14It's better than sex.
00:36:16This is why I need this to stay between you and me,
00:36:19because if my roommate finds out about this, he'll kill me.
00:36:23But it's why I'm gonna help you.
00:36:24Yeah?
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:26So next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food.
00:36:30What will this do to him?
00:36:37Pretty much make his life miserable.
00:36:50Did your burger taste funny?
00:36:53No.
00:36:55All right.
00:36:57I can't believe I got a D on that paper.
00:37:00I mean, I've never gotten anything below a B before.
00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid.
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yeah, you are.
00:37:08Maybe you're just plain old dumb.
00:37:13I mean, you're hot, but there's just like not that much going on in your head.
00:37:16Dude, shut up.
00:37:17What?
00:37:17I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with my life.
00:37:24Conrad, stop.
00:37:26I mean, then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing.
00:37:38What?
00:37:39What just happened?
00:37:40Holy shit.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:52Fuck.
00:37:59And you can forget about that whole, when you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three
00:38:05thing.
00:38:06It's bullshit.
00:38:15It's bullshit.
00:38:17Yeah.
00:38:17You're gonna be a teacher one day.
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:19You're gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:21You're gonna be an expert on everything.
00:38:23You're gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all.
00:38:25Brother gonna be a teacher one day.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:27You're gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:29I like this.
00:38:30It's kind of complicated cause you know it, but I can't explain it.
00:38:34Brother gonna be a mama one day.
00:38:47I feel a boy.
00:39:00I know you don't wanna hurt nobody.
00:39:10No, you did whatever that you thought was good.
00:39:12I know you're trying to fix it like everybody.
00:39:14But I know you're trying to fix it like everybody.
00:39:14Trying to make a home out of the neighborhood
00:39:17No, you didn't want to hurt nobody
00:39:19No, you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:21I guess it's not, it's complicated
00:39:23Cause I know it, but I can't explain it
00:39:28Oh, I can't explain it
00:39:46He's got a beautiful smile
00:39:49Thank you
00:39:50Thank you
00:40:23Oh, fuck
00:40:27Damn it
00:40:34What the hell are you doing?
00:40:37Uh, nothing
00:40:41P.E. assignment
00:40:53What made you think you could fly?
00:40:55I don't know
00:40:56It's not what witches do
00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly
00:41:01Well, I'm an idiot
00:41:02What the hell are you doing anyway?
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion
00:41:07Oh, it smells really bad
00:41:11Tastes even worse
00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap
00:41:17Down the hatch
00:41:21Well?
00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet
00:41:27So, I guess we'll find out tomorrow
00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else?
00:41:32Like an object?
00:41:33I read this fairy tale once called The Old Witch
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl
00:41:36Who gets turned into a log by a hat witch
00:41:39I'm sorry
00:41:39Can I just ask you one question?
00:41:41Yeah, sure
00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob?
00:41:51You answered it
00:42:07I think this is going to work
00:42:09Relax, it's going to work
00:42:11You sure?
00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?
00:42:15No
00:42:17Xander
00:42:17Hey
00:42:18Have I ever steered you wrong?
00:42:22Yes
00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it
00:42:30Well?
00:42:31I don't recognize the number
00:42:32So, answer it then
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, Veronica
00:42:44I'm still here
00:42:53Conrad
00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:56Give me a minute
00:42:57When are you coming out?
00:42:59Give me a second
00:43:02Oh, shit
00:43:09Oh, God
00:43:23Okay
00:43:25Alright
00:43:32Um, hey
00:43:33Can we, uh
00:43:35Can we talk?
00:43:38There you go
00:43:43So, uh
00:43:44You
00:43:44Have any trouble finding the place?
00:43:46Uh, no
00:43:47Why would I?
00:43:51You hungry?
00:43:55You sure?
00:44:00How about a movie?
00:44:03Listen
00:44:03Um
00:44:05I've been
00:44:07Thinking a lot
00:44:09Um
00:44:10About you
00:44:12About me?
00:44:14Well
00:44:15You're like the only guy in school who
00:44:18Who what?
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole
00:44:23I don't know
00:44:24Well
00:44:25I do
00:44:27I mean
00:44:28People just
00:44:31They just treat me like the pretty girl
00:44:33Very pretty
00:44:34I mean, not
00:44:35That's what matters
00:44:36Sorry
00:44:37It's
00:44:38It's okay
00:44:39Relax
00:44:48Um
00:44:49You've, uh
00:44:50You've never done that before, have you?
00:44:52I mean
00:44:53Was it that obvious?
00:44:57But, listen
00:44:58I'm
00:45:00I'm not
00:45:01What they say I am
00:45:02I don't believe anything they say
00:45:04I mean
00:45:06I've never even
00:45:09Look
00:45:09I know what they say about me
00:45:11And
00:45:11It's
00:45:12It's not true
00:45:16But
00:45:17If I were to
00:45:20Be with someone
00:45:21Um
00:45:24I'd want it to be you
00:45:30I'm sorry
00:45:31I can't do this
00:45:32What's wrong?
00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica
00:45:34This is a mistake
00:45:34You need to go
00:45:35But
00:45:36Roland
00:45:36Just go
00:45:42Fuck
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:08Look what you left out
00:46:10Mastering the art of sex spells
00:46:13Classy
00:46:14Shit, man
00:46:15How's it working for you?
00:46:18I'm not using it
00:46:19I swear
00:46:19No?
00:46:21No
00:46:21I met this kid named Roland
00:46:23And he reminded me of how we were in high school
00:46:25And
00:46:25What?
00:46:26Roland?
00:46:26Roland Grimm?
00:46:28Yeah
00:46:28Fuck you, man
00:46:29I was nothing like that kid in high school
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34You know
00:46:35With all the bullies
00:46:37And the other joys of being a teenager
00:46:39What is this?
00:46:40Revenge of the witches?
00:46:41You made a deal with me
00:46:43You weren't gonna use that shit anymore
00:46:44I'm not using
00:46:45I'm just teaching him
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?
00:46:52Henry
00:46:53Henry
00:46:54Henry, he can handle it
00:46:57You weren't ready
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?
00:47:01You did, and I appreciate it
00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho
00:47:06Henry
00:47:07I need you to trust me
00:47:08No, why don't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander
00:47:20Witch
00:47:21Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:44Oh, uh, hey.
00:47:46Hey, you got a minute?
00:47:48Um, sure.
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack.
00:47:59Stepbrother.
00:48:00Shut up.
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack.
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:12Um, I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend.
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:17Um, you came to my house, and we, uh, did things.
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things.
00:48:25Roland, are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Never mind.
00:48:35Doesn't matter.
00:48:37Um, I know the answer's probably no, and you already have a date,
00:48:41but do you want to go to prom with me?
00:48:57Dude, what happened?
00:48:59What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:02You can't play like this on Saturday.
00:49:10Shit.
00:49:13I used to be so hot.
00:49:16So, I guess right now is not a good time to tell you about Grant.
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom.
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor.
00:49:38Kick his ass.
00:50:06Good morning, son.
00:50:07Dad, hey.
00:50:10Well, I better get going.
00:50:11I don't want to be late for my interview.
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school.
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home.
00:50:19Yeah, okay.
00:50:28Hans?
00:50:28What are you...
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back.
00:50:37Please.
00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this.
00:50:40Hans, stop.
00:50:41Fuck!
00:51:08Hey buddy, what's up?
00:51:09Hans found out we're witches.
00:51:13Hey Conrad, call me back as soon as you get this.
00:51:16It's about Grimm.
00:51:17He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:51:28Give yourself a bigger penis.
00:51:34What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51Wait, wait, wait, come on.
00:51:53What do you want?
00:51:55We have a little proposal for you.
00:51:59Fine.
00:52:02You know you're not getting the book.
00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you.
00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans.
00:52:09You give us our book back, we'll help you out.
00:52:12You?
00:52:13Help me?
00:52:15I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches.
00:52:19Who?
00:52:20Never mind.
00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Do you also want him to know that you secretly hate him?
00:52:31Because he gets more attention from the girls at the parties?
00:52:35Don't lie to me.
00:52:36You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer.
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome.
00:52:45But that's just my humble opinion.
00:52:48I... I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:53Oh! Oh!
00:52:56That's cool, man.
00:52:58Damn, I didn't... I didn't know.
00:53:00What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10Alright, get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:13Alright, calm down.
00:53:15We're just here to help.
00:53:19This will solve all of your insecurities.
00:53:23Who said I was insecure?
00:53:24Witchcraft, Hans. Witchcraft.
00:53:27And if you drink this, then all the girls and the guys will find you irresistible.
00:53:32And I mean like, oh my god, there goes Hans.
00:53:35He's so hot.
00:53:36I just wanna lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits.
00:53:46What's the catch?
00:53:48You give us the book,
00:53:50and keep your mouth shut.
00:53:53Deal.
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything.
00:54:15Is it working?
00:54:17Because I feel like shit.
00:54:18Because I feel like shit.
00:54:18I feel like shit.
00:54:24Maybe it...
00:54:32Bele, come on.
00:54:33Bele, come on.
00:54:37You're dead.
00:54:39I feel like shit.
00:54:44irgendwas.
00:54:45It's not like shit.
00:54:45I feel like shit.
00:54:47I feel like I'm sorry.
00:54:48I feel like shit.
00:54:48I feel like it's not like shit.
00:54:53are you sure you did that right i mean i did snort some blow before i made the potion but
00:55:01yeah seriously no how irresponsible do you think i am just a little weed though santa
00:55:21what happened to him hell if i know
00:55:32nice going fairy godmother it'll keep him quiet at least no we have to turn him back
00:55:40do we really yes i mean i hate him too but we can't keep him like this
00:55:46there is a way to reverse this right yeah i guess it's just a lot of work
00:55:52okay then let's go
00:56:04oh fuck
00:56:09oh shit yeah oh yeah yeah no he's dead
00:56:17oh shit santa what do we do i don't know
00:56:25we just killed someone hey hey
00:56:30let's get it together huh let's think of something here when do his parents come home
00:56:35we can clean all this shit up and nobody will know anything to happen
00:56:39no no we have to bring him back we have to bring him back
00:56:42london we can't bring him back yeah but what i mean we're witches we can do anything right
00:56:47buddy we can't bring him back and if we did we wouldn't be doing him any favors
00:56:58you'd come back as a monster
00:57:05oh shit
00:57:11are you good with the shovel
00:57:22that's good no wait man i can't i can't
00:57:28i can't i can't
00:57:59You need to relax, Roland.
00:58:04We're so fucked.
00:58:09You just killed someone.
00:58:12I know, man.
00:58:15But think about it.
00:58:18Hans was just going to end up being some serial killer or a rapist anyway, so it's fine.
00:58:24Sandra, stop it.
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.
00:58:37I know.
00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake.
00:58:40Yeah, okay, so no more witchcraft.
00:58:42At least not for a while.
00:58:45Xander?
00:58:51All right, man.
00:58:53No more witchcraft.
00:59:05Conrad, get it together.
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit.
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor.
00:59:16Uncle Fred.
00:59:18Look at me.
00:59:20I can't play like this.
00:59:29Hey, Conrad.
00:59:30Call me back as soon as you get this.
00:59:31It's about Grim.
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:59:36What's that all about?
00:59:39It's probably just drunk or something.
01:00:05Hey.
01:00:08so how's your story going it's okay kind of taking a break from it right now why
01:00:14sounded interesting there's better things to write about than witches like what i don't know
01:00:20vampires werewolves psycho soccer moms you know my mom was a psycho soccer mom really
01:00:27even though i hated soccer i'd always get hit in the face with a ball and everyone would laugh at
01:00:32me and i was like you know what this is why i'll stick with cheerleading you know you're good at
01:00:36other things oh yeah yeah i remember freshman year when andrea coining called you a whore and you gave
01:00:41her two black eyes so i'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself big deal it is a big
01:00:47deal
01:00:47seriously you've got a lot going for you thanks roland
01:00:53actually there's something i need to tell you what remember the night you came over to my house
01:01:00no of course not why would you my friend xander and i we um we kind of cast a spell
01:01:05on you
01:01:06you're losing me here roland xander and i we're we're witches witches look i know this is going
01:01:10to sound really out there but the point is we cast a spell on you to make you like me
01:01:15and you and i
01:01:16almost had sex we didn't i swear what i just wanted you to like me so you put a fucking
01:01:22rape spell on
01:01:22me i swear nothing happened between us okay i just you said some things and i don't know if it
01:01:30was the spell or what but but it it felt so real so how am i supposed to know that
01:01:34me liking you now
01:01:35isn't bullshit because i i canceled the spell okay i am done with witchcraft you know i knew you were
01:01:41weird but wow no veronica please i'm sorry i'm sorry
01:02:10can i help you are you roland grimm i'm detective proctor i'd like to speak with you
01:02:18do you know this kid uh he goes to my high school his parents reported him missing two days ago
01:02:28yeah yeah you mean you knew that already no i meant nothing i'm sorry it's been a long week
01:02:36are you friends with hans yes really kind of well not according to conrad miller
01:02:44i just got done talking to him he said that hans left him a voicemail about you
01:02:50a very strange voicemail he did he said you're into voodoo you do voodoo roland
01:02:59witchcraft black magic it's not that taboo these days my niece is a wiccan he's probably just confused
01:03:08i'm currently working on a project on the salem witch trial so really
01:03:15i promise sir i am no witch
01:03:29hey stranger we're fucked
01:03:38i knew we wouldn't get away with this we're fucking murderers hey first of all it was a complete
01:03:45accident and second of all how's anybody gonna find out now it still doesn't feel right no i know
01:03:53but this isn't salem nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft can you please sit down and have a
01:03:59drink
01:04:02no we're done
01:04:05i don't want to be your friend anymore
01:04:07what
01:04:08okay hans is dead veronica hates me now and everything is going to ship because of you
01:04:16roland
01:04:17come on
01:04:20come on roland i said i wouldn't use witchcraft and i haven't
01:04:24i kept my word it has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you want to call
01:04:30it
01:04:30it's you
01:04:33what do you mean
01:04:34i mean you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself
01:04:52mr hunter what's going on i know i sound delusional but it's true
01:04:58there's no such thing as witchcraft
01:05:06why do you think conrad here is turning into the fucking elephant man huh
01:05:09they put a spell on him
01:05:11that's impossible
01:05:13uncle fred
01:05:14remember the the voicemail from hans
01:05:17you're not gonna hear from hans ever again
01:05:19they did something to him too
01:05:21not that i really care
01:05:22kid was a pain in the ass
01:05:24what
01:05:25let's say this is all true
01:05:27why are you the whistleblower
01:05:29well it's simple
01:05:30i need ten thousand dollars
01:05:33you're crazy
01:05:34okay
01:05:34have fun looking like shrek at prom kid
01:05:37okay wait wait
01:05:40uncle fred
01:05:43you have the money
01:05:45shut up
01:05:50so how do we get rid of this hex
01:05:52you could just kill xander with a gun
01:05:54but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast
01:05:57damn mr hunter you really went all out on this
01:06:02crushing
01:06:02pretty simple
01:06:03time to a board
01:06:04put a bunch of stones and rocks on top
01:06:06he stops breathing
01:06:07yeah yeah i like that one
01:06:11hanging
01:06:12find a noose
01:06:13put it around his neck
01:06:14tie it to a tree
01:06:15dead
01:06:18burning at the stake
01:06:19the most popular way to kill a witch
01:06:20time to have a piece of wood
01:06:22pour gasoline all over him
01:06:23and light that motherfucker
01:06:24well what about drowning
01:06:26not gonna work
01:06:28if xander really is a witch
01:06:30which he is
01:06:31he'll float
01:06:33cool friend
01:06:35what do you think
01:06:41burn witch burn
01:06:49where's roland been
01:06:51i don't think i'm gonna see him anymore
01:06:53but i thought you liked him
01:06:56it's complicated
01:07:00i thought he was a lot better than the other bush at school
01:07:05you're right he was
01:07:14hey
01:07:16ow
01:07:17now we're even
01:07:20so
01:07:21you promise you reverse the spell
01:07:24i promise
01:07:24i would never do that to you
01:07:36i don't want to be here anymore
01:07:38so i'm guessing you heard about hans
01:07:41hans
01:07:42yeah he went missing
01:07:45oh wow
01:07:47maybe he ran away
01:07:49yeah
01:07:50maybe
01:07:52i don't know his parents must be worried sick
01:07:56yeah i can't imagine
01:07:57you're right
01:07:58simon
01:07:59i can't believe
01:08:28Hey, man, what's going on?
01:08:31I totally overreacted the other day.
01:08:35That's all right.
01:08:36You know, I'm probably going to give this witchcraft thing up for good this time.
01:08:39Really? Well, that's great.
01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are going to wear off eventually.
01:09:15Do you guys mind?
01:09:16I mean, this is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:28Henry?
01:09:29Damn it, how do I do this?
01:09:33The point is, I love you, man.
01:09:35I do. You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?
01:09:53After all I've done for you,
01:09:56but some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft can be taught.
01:10:01What about me, hmm?
01:10:03Your best fucking friend.
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand.
01:10:07It's not that simple.
01:10:08No, no, no, no, no.
01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander.
01:10:11I really don't.
01:10:18I hope you burn nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry.
01:10:28Henry.
01:10:29Henry, please come back.
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:34Step through, Theo.
01:10:35Don't you?
01:10:36Don't you?
01:10:37Don't you?
01:10:40Don't you?
01:10:41Don't you?
01:10:41Don't you?
01:10:48Don't you?
01:11:15Roland.
01:11:17Roland.
01:11:19Roland.
01:11:21Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:23Roland, where are you?
01:11:24Roland and Xander.
01:11:25Please help.
01:11:26Roland.
01:11:27Please.
01:11:28They're going to kill me.
01:11:29They're going to kill me.
01:11:30They're going to kill me.
01:11:31They're going to kill me.
01:11:33They're going to kill me.
01:11:33They're going to kill me.
01:11:33They're going to kill me.
01:11:33They're going to kill me.
01:11:34They're going to kill me.
01:11:35They're going to kill me.
01:11:38They're going to kill me.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:46What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:49Conrad?
01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:11You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:15Veronica, please.
01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:43You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:00All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:02I prefer cash if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah, of course.
01:13:18Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:25Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:13:36What?
01:13:53Okay, good boy.
01:13:55Let's get this shit over here.
01:13:55Okay, let's go.
01:13:57Okay.
01:14:06Come on, Ray.
01:14:08Come on, Ray.
01:14:39Come on, Ray.
01:14:42Come on, Ray.
01:14:51Come on, Ray.
01:15:06Come on, Ray.
01:15:11Come on, Ray.
01:15:13Come on, Ray.
01:15:18Come on, Ray.
01:15:20Come on, Ray.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:16:04Let's go.
01:16:43What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:48We're not telling them anything.
01:16:51As far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:56But you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you bring him back?
01:17:02Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:10It would be a big mistake.
01:17:18I'm sorry.
01:17:19I'm sorry.
01:17:52I'm sorry.
01:17:55I'm sorry.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
01:18:40Rasta Conspira, life conjura.
01:18:43Rasta Conspira, life conjura.
01:18:47Rasta Conspira, life conjura.
01:19:12Roland?
01:19:14Roland?
01:19:16Roland?
01:19:17Roland?
01:19:17Hey, it's me.
01:19:21Roland?
01:19:25Roland?
01:19:25Roland?
01:19:52Cheryl?
01:19:54Sequential move, turn each page in time, with my turning line, falling back to you, time for chapter two, beautiful
01:20:10surprise, feeling more alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head.
01:20:24Words I can't express, I feel alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express.
01:20:41Some things never change, addition of some names, we were doing time.
01:20:51The kids will be just fine, linger in my head, the words were left unsaid, too busy to be seen,
01:21:05too busy to be seen.
01:21:07I'm feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:18I'm feeling alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:38Can I request that I have a bit more than me?
01:21:45Can I request that I have a bit more than me?
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