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00:02:10I don't know.
00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:55Late.
00:02:57Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:31I'll see you later.
00:03:37And I'll rise up from these ashes.
00:03:44But for now, I'm enjoying my blue, blue whiskey-colored glasses.
00:03:52In one way or another, she's going to get what she wants, and you're going to be wondering
00:03:54if it's yours.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Here's the name.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:17It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:38Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:09What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:26You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:35Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:38Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just howling around.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:14Okay.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:31Bye.
00:06:33Bye.
00:06:35Bye.
00:06:36Bye.
00:06:37Bye.
00:06:37I don't know.
00:07:28I don't know.
00:07:41I don't know.
00:08:07I don't know.
00:08:17What the fuck are you doing?
00:08:21Guess they were right about you.
00:08:30Guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:08:50What the fuck are you doing?
00:08:58What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:00What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:01What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:17What the fuck are you doing?
00:10:46Good morning.
00:10:46I have a job.
00:10:47I have money.
00:10:48I'm not a witch.
00:10:50Time out.
00:11:01I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
00:11:06Man or a woman who is a spiritualist or a medium among you, they must die.
00:11:15You are to stone them.
00:11:19Their blood will be upon their heads.
00:11:22Talking to you.
00:11:26Yes, you, Xander Perkins, you old sinner, heathen, witch, witch, witch.
00:11:46Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
00:12:17Look, man.
00:12:18I mean, I don't have it.
00:12:20No, I can't.
00:12:23What do you want me to say?
00:12:24Tell you that I...
00:12:26Look, I'm going to have to call you back, all right?
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:29Bye.
00:12:32What are you doing?
00:12:34I need you to help me out.
00:12:36You're right.
00:12:37I think I have to give up black magic.
00:12:39At least for a little while.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43Cold turkey and all.
00:12:44Can you just help me out, Henry?
00:13:06All right, man.
00:13:07I'll see ya.
00:13:08See ya.
00:13:10Have fun with the children.
00:13:11Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:13:12Little shitheads.
00:13:21Another day, another birthday, Kate.
00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished enough?
00:13:33Give a lot, give a lot of love.
00:13:39A shooting star is just above.
00:13:47Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:13:59Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:05I don't know.
00:14:06I don't know.
00:14:08I don't know.
00:14:09My vision's unfocused.
00:14:11Where am I going?
00:14:19Is it too bad to die too soon?
00:14:23I wonder...
00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:08You know, now that you're not using, you're going to have to find a new way to make money.
00:15:12Oh, you mean, like, get a job?
00:15:14The diner's looking for help.
00:15:19You're right.
00:15:20Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:26Are you serious?
00:15:27You're not serious.
00:16:05What's up, Veronica?
00:16:07Long time?
00:16:08I just saw you in biology.
00:16:10You know what I mean.
00:16:12Anyways, how's your story going?
00:16:14Pretty well, actually.
00:16:16Yeah, you know, actually, Roland's writing this really cool story.
00:16:19Oh, sick.
00:16:20That's dope.
00:16:22Can you fuck off?
00:16:29Conrad.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What? He's lurking. It's creepy.
00:16:34So what are you doing for prom?
00:16:36I don't know yet.
00:16:40I can get us a limo.
00:16:41Oh, a limo.
00:16:43You won't regret it.
00:16:47I'll think about it.
00:16:49Sounds good.
00:16:51Um, anyways, I've got to go.
00:16:53Big sister duty and everything, so...
00:16:54Oh, yeah.
00:16:55Oh, yeah.
00:17:02Woo!
00:17:04Totally gonna tap that ass.
00:17:08Because that's just the thing that people say.
00:17:11Yes, they do.
00:17:13Waiter?
00:17:15Waiter?
00:17:16Waiter!
00:17:17Yes, sir, yes.
00:17:18Can we please get some service?
00:17:20Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry.
00:17:22All right, what can I get you?
00:17:23Well, I was actually really in the mood for, um, a blowjob.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:29From your mom.
00:17:31It's funny, guys.
00:17:33Maybe some scrambled eggs and milk.
00:17:37Hey, you Xander?
00:17:40I am.
00:17:42All right, cool.
00:17:44You got any experience?
00:17:46None.
00:17:47You like working with people?
00:17:49Nope.
00:17:49Can you wash dishes?
00:17:53I guess.
00:17:55Great.
00:17:56You start tomorrow.
00:18:14Come on, kid.
00:18:15What are you waiting for?
00:18:17Halloween?
00:18:18Dude, I'm seriously doing my best over here.
00:18:21Use soap and water.
00:18:23It's not that hard.
00:18:50It's not that hard.
00:18:51Careful.
00:18:54Sorry, but if Frank catches you, he's going to lose his shit.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:59Well, Frank can kiss my ass.
00:19:09I'm rolling.
00:19:13Xander, you work here long?
00:19:15About a year.
00:19:16It's okay.
00:19:17It's my first day, and I'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit.
00:19:22You get used to it.
00:19:24Can hardly wait.
00:19:29I'm going to go back inside.
00:19:37Hey, Roland.
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:40You know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves.
00:19:45Thanks, but I sort of don't want to die.
00:20:08Well, that looks disgusting.
00:20:10Do you want to do the cooking?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12That is your responsibility.
00:20:16Con, uh, grab me one while you're at it, huh?
00:20:18Yep.
00:20:21Thanks.
00:20:21Mm-hmm.
00:20:24Uh, so Coach thinks I have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month.
00:20:29Well, don't screw it up, okay?
00:20:33Thanks, Uncle Fred.
00:20:35Thank you for your support.
00:20:36Hey, listen.
00:20:37You want to get out of this shit, Holtown?
00:20:39This is it.
00:20:40I mean it.
00:20:41Don't screw it up.
00:20:58$380!
00:21:08Hey, Dad.
00:21:10Let's bring in that new history challenger.
00:21:18Oh.
00:21:20Oh.
00:21:21Oh.
00:21:24Oh.
00:21:25Oh.
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:27Oh.
00:21:28Oh.
00:21:40Oh.
00:21:40Oh.
00:21:42Oh.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:43Oh.
00:22:07but you know what happens to us when we stop using
00:22:23oh
00:22:24good
00:22:26good
00:22:28Fuck!
00:22:48Let me get another.
00:22:50I think we've heard about five.
00:22:52Come on, lady. Just one more.
00:22:58Lovely.
00:23:05Hey, beautiful.
00:23:08I'm Xander.
00:23:13Melissa.
00:23:16Can I get you another drink?
00:23:20Excuse me.
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead.
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat. My bad.
00:23:34Yeah, so get lost.
00:23:36Look, man, I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here and...
00:23:44You know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:46Hey, can I get another beer over here for my, uh, my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you. We're leaving. Let's go.
00:23:55I'm not ready.
00:24:04Look at this.
00:24:06Look at this.
00:24:08Let's go.
00:24:12Hey, um, can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on.
00:24:22Do you need to step outside?
00:24:24No.
00:24:25Sit up, I'm fine.
00:24:27You don't sound too funny.
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:35Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:40Come on, Elizabeth.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:47What the fuck?
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:49What are you doing?
00:24:51Oh!
00:24:51Stop it!
00:24:52Oh!
00:24:53Help!
00:24:55Oh!
00:24:58Oh!
00:24:59Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:02Oh!
00:25:03Oh, this is disgusting!
00:25:04What the hell?
00:25:07Oh!
00:25:08Oh!
00:25:09Hey.
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist.
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:17What the hell?
00:25:20Oh, my God.
00:25:22That's so hot.
00:25:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:25:31Oh, my God.
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:25:37Oh, my God.
00:25:47It's so hot.
00:25:55Dad, you're starting to stink.
00:26:02I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.
00:26:06I'm trying. I am.
00:26:10Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will.
00:26:18I just need some time.
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.
00:26:23She left me, too.
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:30I think I just need some time.
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird.
00:26:51It's cute.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:55She got that for me in West Virginia.
00:26:59It's precious.
00:27:06She's kind of good.
00:27:07And she's like, oh my God.
00:27:11I'm fine.
00:27:13She's kinda good.
00:27:15I'm fine.
00:27:17I'm fine.
00:27:18I have no.
00:27:19I feel like I'm in heaven.
00:27:19I'm fine.
00:27:19I know.
00:27:19That's all.
00:27:20Nice.
00:27:21I know in the eens.
00:27:23I know in the 70s.
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight.
00:27:36Mysterious.
00:27:39Let me get your number.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:51I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women that are into face melting.
00:28:01Get the fuck out.
00:28:03All right, go!
00:28:05You asshole!
00:28:09I never texted you back.
00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.
00:28:15Watch it, watch it, watch it.
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:22Yes, clean up our nail douche!
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:35Oh, he's all right.
00:28:35He's all right.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:45You Conrad?
00:28:48Can I help you?
00:28:50How are those sores on your dick?
00:28:53If it still hurts to pee, I know a good urologist.
00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?
00:29:02Messing around with that chick in her parents' basement last year before Christmas?
00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude.
00:29:25You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that.
00:29:39Hey.
00:29:41Roland, right?
00:29:44You need a ride?
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today.
00:29:54Don't worry about it, man.
00:29:56Happy to help.
00:29:59Do you want to come in?
00:30:02Nah.
00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Oh, yeah.
00:30:05Totally.
00:30:06It's not gonna be funny, you know, to play video games or whatever, but you know what?
00:30:09Never mind.
00:30:10Doesn't matter.
00:30:11I will see you tomorrow.
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:17Why not?
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Sure thing.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23Awesome.
00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?
00:30:29Uh, my dad does.
00:30:31Where's your dad?
00:30:32He's probably at a bar.
00:30:34Perfect.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40You're kind of being a shitty host right now, you know.
00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:48Yeah, I'll take care of it.
00:30:49It'll be okay.
00:30:50Go.
00:30:51Go.
00:30:52Go.
00:30:56Hey, by the way, that Veronica chick?
00:31:00She's pretty hot.
00:31:02I know.
00:31:04So why aren't you, you know?
00:31:09Yeah, right.
00:31:17My man.
00:31:23Nice.
00:31:29Oh, I'm good, thank you.
00:31:33Hey, Roland, take the beer.
00:31:45Cheers.
00:31:46Yay.
00:31:52Oh, that's disgusting.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:58What the fuck is that thing?
00:32:11What is this, an owl?
00:32:15It's, it's my dad's owl.
00:32:17Can you just, can you put it down, please?
00:32:24Shit.
00:32:29I'm sorry, man.
00:32:32Oh, my dad is going to freak.
00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia.
00:32:39West Virginia?
00:32:43Look, man.
00:32:45It's okay.
00:32:46I can fix this.
00:32:47I swear.
00:32:48Look, look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom, made of cloth, or?
00:32:56Yeah, I got something.
00:32:59Oh, yeah, this'll work.
00:33:00Yeah, it's the towel my mom used to dry herself with.
00:33:03My dad doesn't want to wash it.
00:33:05Gross.
00:33:10All right.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:17Pistachio.
00:33:20Repario.
00:33:32But, had...
00:33:38Are you a magician?
00:33:45Roland, I'm a witch.
00:33:47A warlock?
00:33:49No, a witch.
00:33:51Oh, a wizard.
00:33:53No, I said a witch.
00:33:59But, no, no way, that's impossible.
00:34:02How did you do this?
00:34:04Can you get it?
00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?
00:34:08Bullshit.
00:34:09No bullshit.
00:34:14What the hell, dude?
00:34:17I just wanted to see if you'd melt.
00:34:21Come here.
00:34:23Hey, I need those.
00:34:25I need...
00:34:28I got news for you, pal.
00:34:30Wait until tomorrow.
00:34:32You're not going to need them then.
00:34:33What am I supposed to read with tonight?
00:34:38Do yourself a favor.
00:34:39Watch some porn.
00:34:58She won't come.
00:35:00I'm called not a baby.
00:35:28I can see.
00:35:31I mean, I can see we got my glasses on.
00:35:37Whoa.
00:35:38You really are a witch.
00:35:43So I still don't get it.
00:35:44Why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?
00:35:47Listen, man, why is a zebra called a zebra
00:35:50and not just a horse with fucking stripes?
00:35:57Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly,
00:36:01I was like you once.
00:36:03Like me?
00:36:04Yeah, a virgin.
00:36:06Hmm.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:07I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell,
00:36:11but it's the best.
00:36:14It's better than sex.
00:36:16This is why I need this to stay between you and me,
00:36:19because if my roommate finds out about this, he'll kill me.
00:36:23But it's why I'm gonna help you.
00:36:24Yeah?
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:26So next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food.
00:36:30What will this do to him?
00:36:37Pretty much make his life miserable.
00:36:50Did your burger taste funny?
00:36:53No.
00:36:55All right.
00:36:57I can't believe I got a D on that paper.
00:37:00I mean, I've never gotten anything below a B before.
00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid.
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yeah, you are.
00:37:08Maybe you're just plain old dumb.
00:37:13I mean, you're hot, but there's just like not that much going on in your head.
00:37:16Dude, shut up.
00:37:17What?
00:37:17I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with my life.
00:37:24Conrad, stop.
00:37:26I mean, then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing.
00:37:38What?
00:37:39What just happened?
00:37:40Holy shit.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:52Fuck.
00:37:59And you can forget about that whole, when you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three
00:38:05thing.
00:38:06It's bullshit.
00:38:17Oh, okay.
00:38:17We're gonna be a teacher one day.
00:38:18Yeah, you gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:21You gonna be an expert on everything.
00:38:23You gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all.
00:38:25Brother gonna be a teacher one day.
00:38:27Yeah, you gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:29I like this one.
00:38:30It's complicated because you're a witch but I can't explain it.
00:38:34Brother gonna be a mama one day.
00:38:35Yeah, she gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:37She gonna be an expert on mama's things
00:38:40She gonna make a mama's mama proud
00:38:42She gonna be a mama one day
00:38:44She gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:46I like this is that
00:38:47It's complicated
00:38:48Cause you know it but I can't explain it
00:39:08No you didn't want to hurt nobody
00:39:10No you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:12I know you're trying to fix it like everybody
00:39:14Trying to make a home out of a neighborhood
00:39:17No you didn't want to hurt nobody
00:39:19No you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:21I like this is that
00:39:22It's complicated cause I know it but I can't explain it
00:39:28I can't explain it
00:39:46She's got a beautiful smile
00:39:49Thank you
00:39:50Thank you
00:40:26Damn it
00:40:35What the hell are you doing
00:40:37Uh
00:40:39Nothing
00:40:41P.E. assignment
00:40:44Hmm
00:40:53What made you think you could fly
00:40:55I don't know
00:40:56It's not what witches do
00:40:58Roland I can't even fly
00:41:00Well I'm an idiot
00:41:02What the hell are you doing anyway
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion
00:41:08It smells really bad
00:41:11Tastes even worse
00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap
00:41:17Down the hatch
00:41:21Well
00:41:24Well I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet
00:41:27So
00:41:27I guess we'll find out tomorrow
00:41:30Have you ever turned someone into something else
00:41:31Like an object
00:41:32I read this fairy tale once
00:41:34Called The Old Witch
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl
00:41:36Who gets turned into a log
00:41:38By a hat witch
00:41:39I'm sorry
00:41:39Can I just ask you one question
00:41:41Yeah sure
00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob
00:41:51You answered it
00:42:07I think this is going to work
00:42:09Relax
00:42:09It's going to work
00:42:11You sure
00:42:12I mean you've done this kind of thing before right
00:42:15No
00:42:17Xander
00:42:17Hey
00:42:18Have I ever steered you wrong
00:42:22Yes
00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it
00:42:30Well
00:42:30I don't recognize the number
00:42:32So answer it then
00:42:38Hello
00:42:43Yeah yeah Veronica
00:42:44I'm still here
00:42:53Conrad
00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there
00:42:56Give me a minute
00:42:57When are you coming out
00:42:59Give me a second
00:43:02Oh shit
00:43:09Oh god
00:43:23Okay
00:43:25Alright
00:43:31Um
00:43:33Hey
00:43:33Can we uh
00:43:35Can we talk
00:43:38There you go
00:43:43So uh
00:43:44You
00:43:44Have any trouble finding the place
00:43:46Uh no
00:43:47Why would I
00:43:51You hungry
00:43:55You sure
00:44:01How about a movie
00:44:02Listen
00:44:05Um
00:44:05I've been
00:44:07Thinking
00:44:09A lot
00:44:09Um
00:44:10About you
00:44:12About me
00:44:13Well
00:44:15You're like the only guy in school who
00:44:18Who what
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole
00:44:23I don't know
00:44:24Well
00:44:25I do
00:44:27I mean
00:44:29People just
00:44:31They just treat me like the pretty girl
00:44:33Very pretty
00:44:34I mean
00:44:35Not that that's
00:44:36What matters
00:44:36Sorry
00:44:37It's
00:44:38It's okay
00:44:40Relax
00:44:47Um
00:44:49You've uh
00:44:50You've never done that before
00:44:51Have you
00:44:52I mean
00:44:52Was it that obvious
00:44:57But listen
00:44:58I'm
00:45:00I'm not
00:45:01What they say I am
00:45:02I don't believe anything they say
00:45:05I mean
00:45:06I've never even
00:45:09Look
00:45:09I know what they say about me
00:45:11And it's
00:45:12It's not true
00:45:16But
00:45:17If I were to
00:45:20Be with someone
00:45:22Um
00:45:24I'd want it to be you
00:45:30I'm sorry
00:45:31I can't do this
00:45:32What's wrong
00:45:33I'm sorry Veronica
00:45:34This is a mistake
00:45:34You need to go
00:45:35But
00:45:36Roland
00:45:36Just go
00:45:42Fuck
00:46:06What are you doing
00:46:08Look what you left out
00:46:11Mastering the art of sex spells
00:46:13Classy
00:46:15Shit man
00:46:16How's it working for you
00:46:18I'm not using it
00:46:19I swear
00:46:19No
00:46:21No
00:46:21I met this kid named Roland
00:46:23And he reminded me of how we were in high school
00:46:25What
00:46:26Roland
00:46:26Roland Grimm
00:46:27Yeah
00:46:28Fuck you man
00:46:29I was nothing like that kid in high school
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34You know
00:46:35With all the bullies
00:46:37And the other joys
00:46:37Of being a teenager
00:46:39What is this
00:46:40Revenge of the witches
00:46:41You made a deal with me
00:46:43You weren't gonna use that shit anymore
00:46:44I'm not using
00:46:45I'm just teaching him
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft
00:46:48Can't be taught
00:46:52Henry
00:46:53Henry he can handle it
00:46:56You weren't ready
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school
00:47:00You did
00:47:01And I appreciate
00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me
00:47:03How to be responsible
00:47:04You fucking psycho
00:47:06Henry
00:47:07I need you to trust me
00:47:08No
00:47:08Why don't you just shut the fuck up
00:47:11You're full of shit Xander
00:47:20Witch
00:47:23Witch
00:47:23Witch
00:47:24Witch
00:47:25Witch
00:47:25Witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:27Witch
00:47:27Witch
00:47:27Witch
00:47:28Witch
00:47:28Witch
00:47:33Witch
00:47:35Witch
00:47:35Witch
00:47:45Witch
00:47:46Witch
00:47:46Witch
00:47:46Witch
00:47:48Witch
00:47:50Witch
00:47:52Witch
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack.
00:47:59Stepbrother.
00:48:00Shut up.
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack.
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:06Um...
00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend.
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:18Um, you came to my house, and we, uh, did things.
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things.
00:48:25Roland, are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Never mind. Doesn't matter.
00:48:38Um, I know the answer's probably no, and you already have a date,
00:48:41but do you want to go to prom with me?
00:48:56Dude, what happened?
00:48:59What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:02Can't play like this on Saturday.
00:49:10Shit.
00:49:13I used to be so hot.
00:49:16So, I guess right now is not a good time to tell you about Grant.
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom.
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor.
00:49:38Kick his ass.
00:50:06Good morning, son.
00:50:07Dad, hey.
00:50:10Well, I better get going.
00:50:11I don't want to be late for my interview.
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school.
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home.
00:50:19Yeah, okay.
00:50:28Hans?
00:50:28What are you...
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back.
00:50:37Please.
00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this.
00:50:40Hans, stop.
00:51:08Hey, buddy.
00:51:09What's up?
00:51:10Hans found out we're witches.
00:51:13Hey, Conrad, call me back as soon as you get this.
00:51:16It's about Grimm.
00:51:17He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:51:27Give yourself a bigger penis.
00:51:33What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:51:51Come on.
00:51:54What do you want?
00:51:55We have a little proposal for you.
00:51:58We have a little proposal for you.
00:51:59Fine.
00:52:02You know you're not getting the book.
00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you.
00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans.
00:52:09You give us our book back, we'll help you out.
00:52:12You.
00:52:13Help me.
00:52:15I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches.
00:52:19Who?
00:52:20Never mind.
00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Do you also want him to know that you secretly hate him?
00:52:31Because he gets more attention from the girls at the parties?
00:52:35Don't lie to me.
00:52:36You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer.
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome.
00:52:45But that's just my humble opinion.
00:52:48I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:53Oh, oh.
00:52:57That's cool, man.
00:52:58Damn, I didn't know.
00:53:00What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10All right, get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:13All right, calm down.
00:53:15We're just here to help.
00:53:19This will solve all of your insecurities.
00:53:23Who said I was insecure?
00:53:24Witchcraft, Hans.
00:53:26Witchcraft.
00:53:27And if you drink this, then all the girls and the guys will find you irresistible.
00:53:32And I mean like, oh my God, there goes Hans.
00:53:35He's so hot.
00:53:36I just want to lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits.
00:53:46What's the catch?
00:53:48You give us the book.
00:53:50Keep your mouth shut.
00:53:53Deal.
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything.
00:54:15Is it working?
00:54:17Because I feel like shit.
00:54:19Shit.
00:54:22Shit.
00:54:23Shit.
00:54:24Shit.
00:54:24Shit.
00:54:28Shit.
00:54:32Shit.
00:54:36Shit.
00:54:37Shit.
00:54:37Shit.
00:54:40Shit.
00:54:43Shit.
00:54:44Shit.
00:54:44Shit.
00:54:44Shit.
00:54:45Shit.
00:54:45Shit.
00:54:46Shit.
00:54:47Shit.
00:54:54Are you sure you did that right?
00:54:56I mean, I did snort some blow before I made the potion, but...
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:03Seriously?
00:55:04No. How irresponsible do you think I am?
00:55:08Just a little weed, though.
00:55:10Santa!
00:55:21What happened to him?
00:55:25The hell if I know.
00:55:32Nice going, fairy godmother.
00:55:35It'll keep him quiet, at least.
00:55:37No, we have to turn him back.
00:55:40Do we really?
00:55:42Yes, I mean, I hate him, too, but we can't keep him like this.
00:55:46The risk would reverse this, right?
00:55:49Yeah, I guess.
00:55:51It's just a lot of work.
00:55:52Okay, then let's go.
00:56:04Oh, fuck.
00:56:09Oh, shit.
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:13Oh, yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, no, he's dead.
00:56:17Oh, shit.
00:56:19Santa, what do we do?
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:25We just killed someone!
00:56:27Hey, hey.
00:56:30Let's get it together, huh?
00:56:32Let's think of something here.
00:56:33When do his parents come home?
00:56:35We can clean all this shit up, and nobody will know anything to happen.
00:56:39No, no, no.
00:56:40We have to bring him back.
00:56:41We have to bring him back.
00:56:42Roland, we can't bring him back.
00:56:45Yeah, but what do you mean?
00:56:45We're witches.
00:56:46We can do anything, right?
00:56:47Buddy.
00:56:50We can't bring him back.
00:56:52And if we did, we wouldn't be doing him any favors.
00:56:58You'd come back as a monster.
00:57:05Oh, shit.
00:57:12Are you good with the shovel?
00:57:14What?
00:57:22That's good.
00:57:24No, wait, man.
00:57:25I can't.
00:57:25I can't.
00:57:42I can't.
00:57:59You need to relax, Roland.
00:58:03We're so fucked.
00:58:09You just killed someone.
00:58:12I know, man.
00:58:15But think about it.
00:58:18Hans was just going to end up being some serial killer or rapist anyway, so it's fine.
00:58:24Xander, stop it.
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.
00:58:36I know.
00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake.
00:58:40Yeah, okay.
00:58:41So no more witchcraft.
00:58:42At least not for one.
00:58:45Xander?
00:58:51All right, man.
00:58:53No more witchcraft.
00:59:05Conrad, get it together.
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit.
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor.
00:59:16Uncle Fred.
00:59:18Look at me.
00:59:20I can't play like this.
00:59:29Hey, Conrad.
00:59:30Call me back as soon as you get this.
00:59:31It's about Grim.
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:59:36What's that all about?
00:59:39He's probably just drunk or something.
01:00:05Hey.
01:00:08So how's your story going?
01:00:10It's okay.
01:00:12It's okay.
01:00:12I'm kind of taking a break from it right now.
01:00:13Why?
01:00:14It sounded interesting.
01:00:15Yeah, there's better things to write about than witches.
01:00:17Like what?
01:00:18I don't know.
01:00:20Vampires?
01:00:21Werewolves?
01:00:21Psycho soccer moms?
01:00:23You know, my mom was a psycho soccer mom.
01:00:25Really?
01:00:27Even though I hated soccer.
01:00:29I'd always get hit in the face with a ball and everyone would laugh at me.
01:00:32And I was like, you know what?
01:00:33This is why I'll stick with cheerleading.
01:00:35You know, you're good at other things.
01:00:37Oh, yeah?
01:00:38Yeah, I remember freshman year when Andrea Quinney called you a whore and you gave her two black eyes.
01:00:43So I'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself.
01:00:46Big deal.
01:00:46It is a big deal.
01:00:48Seriously.
01:00:48You've got a lot going for you.
01:00:50Thanks, Roland.
01:01:09I just wanted you to like me.
01:01:20So you put a fucking rape spell on me?
01:01:23Look, I swear nothing happened between us, okay?
01:01:26I just...
01:01:27You said some things.
01:01:29And I don't know if it was the spell or what, but it...
01:01:31It felt so real.
01:01:33So how am I supposed to know that me liking you now isn't bullshit?
01:01:36Because I canceled the spell, okay?
01:01:38I am done with witchcraft.
01:01:40You know, I knew you were weird, but...
01:01:42Wow.
01:01:43No, Veronica, please.
01:01:44I'm sorry.
01:01:46I'm sorry.
01:01:49Fuck.
01:02:10Can I help you?
01:02:12Are you Roland Grimm?
01:02:14I'm Detective Proctor.
01:02:15I'd like to speak with you.
01:02:19Do you know this kid?
01:02:22He goes to my high school.
01:02:25His parents reported him missing two days ago.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:29Yeah?
01:02:30You mean you knew that already?
01:02:32No, I meant...
01:02:33Nothing.
01:02:34I'm sorry.
01:02:34It's been a long week.
01:02:36Are you friends with Hans?
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:40Really?
01:02:42Kind of.
01:02:43Well, not according to Conrad Miller.
01:02:45I just got done talking to him.
01:02:47He said that Hans left him a voicemail about you.
01:02:51A very strange voicemail.
01:02:53He did.
01:02:54He said you're into voodoo.
01:02:56You do voodoo, Roland?
01:02:59Witchcraft?
01:03:00Black magic?
01:03:02It's not that taboo these days.
01:03:04My niece is a Wiccan.
01:03:06He's probably just confused.
01:03:08I'm currently working on a project on the Salem witch trial, so...
01:03:13Really?
01:03:15I promise, sir.
01:03:17I am no witch.
01:03:29Hey, stranger.
01:03:30We're fucked.
01:03:39I knew we wouldn't get away with this.
01:03:40We're fucking murderers.
01:03:41Hey.
01:03:43First of all, it was a complete accident.
01:03:46And second of all,
01:03:48how's anybody gonna find out now?
01:03:50It still doesn't feel right.
01:03:52No, I know, but this isn't Salem.
01:03:54Nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft.
01:03:58Can you please sit down and have a drink?
01:04:02No.
01:04:03We're done.
01:04:05I don't want to be your friend anymore.
01:04:07What?
01:04:08Hey, Hans is dead.
01:04:10Veronica hates me now.
01:04:12And everything is going to shit because of you.
01:04:16Roland.
01:04:17Come on.
01:04:20Come on, Roland.
01:04:21I said I wouldn't use witchcraft, and I haven't.
01:04:24I kept my word.
01:04:27It has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you want to call it.
01:04:30It's you.
01:04:32What do you mean?
01:04:34I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself.
01:04:52Mr. Hunter, what's going on?
01:04:54I know I sound delusional, but it's true.
01:04:58There's no such thing as witchcraft.
01:05:06Why do you think Conrad here is turning into the fucking elephant man, huh?
01:05:10They put a spell on him.
01:05:11That's impossible.
01:05:13Uncle Fred, remember the voicemail from Hans?
01:05:17You're not going to hear from Hans ever again.
01:05:19They did something to him, too.
01:05:21Not that I really care.
01:05:22Kid was a pain in the ass.
01:05:24What?
01:05:25Let's say this is all true.
01:05:28Why are you the whistleblower?
01:05:29Well, it's simple.
01:05:30I need $10,000.
01:05:33You're crazy.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35Have fun looking like Shrek at prom, kid.
01:05:37Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:40Uncle Fred.
01:05:43You have the money.
01:05:45Shut up.
01:05:50So, how do we get rid of this hex?
01:05:52You could just kill Xander with a gun, but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast.
01:05:57Damn, Mr. Hunter, you really went all out on this.
01:06:02Crushing.
01:06:02Pretty simple.
01:06:03Time to abort.
01:06:04Put a bunch of stones and rocks on top.
01:06:06He stops breathing.
01:06:07Ooh, yeah, yeah, I like that one.
01:06:09Mmm.
01:06:12Hanging.
01:06:12Find a noose, put it around his neck, tie it to a tree.
01:06:15Dead.
01:06:18Burning at the stake.
01:06:19The most popular way to kill a witch.
01:06:21Time to a piece of wood, pour gasoline all over him, and light that motherfucker.
01:06:25Well, what about drowning?
01:06:27Mmm, not going to work.
01:06:28If Xander really is a witch, which he is, we'll float.
01:06:33Well, Fred, what do you think?
01:06:41Burn, witch, burn.
01:06:49Where's Rowan been?
01:06:51I don't think I'm going to see him anymore.
01:06:54But I thought you liked him.
01:06:56It's complicated.
01:07:00I thought he was a lot better than the other witch at school.
01:07:05You're right.
01:07:05He was.
01:07:14Hey.
01:07:16Ow.
01:07:17Now we're even.
01:07:21So, you promised you reversed the spell?
01:07:24I promise.
01:07:24I would never do that to you.
01:07:34You really want to go, don't you?
01:07:37I don't want to be here anymore.
01:07:38So, I'm guessing you heard about Hans?
01:07:41Hans?
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:43He went missing?
01:07:45Oh, wow.
01:07:47Maybe he ran away.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50Maybe.
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:52His parents must be worried sick.
01:07:56Yeah, I can't imagine.
01:07:58You're right.
01:07:59Simon, I can't believe it.
01:08:28Hey, man.
01:08:28What's going on?
01:08:31I totally overreacted the other day.
01:08:35That's all right.
01:08:36You know, I'm probably going to give this witchcraft thing up for good this time.
01:08:39Really?
01:08:40Well, that's great.
01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are going to wear off eventually.
01:09:11I don't know if I'm going to wear off eventually.
01:09:15Do you guys mind? This is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:28Henry?
01:09:29Dammit, how do I do this?
01:09:33The point is, I love you, man. I do. You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?
01:09:54After all I've done for you, that some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft can be taught.
01:10:02What about me, your best fucking friend?
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand. It's not that simple.
01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander. I really don't.
01:10:18I'll be very nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry?
01:10:28Henry?
01:10:29Henry, please come back!
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:34He's not the only one.
01:10:34I can't see him, because he can't see him.
01:10:35Thank you, I can't see him.
01:10:35He's a god.
01:10:35You're you're you're you're you're my daughter.
01:10:36Come on.
01:11:11Come on.
01:11:40Come on.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:46What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:49Conrad?
01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:11You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:14Veronica, please.
01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:42You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:00All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:03I prefer cash, if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah.
01:13:06Of course.
01:13:07Cool.
01:13:18Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:26Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:14:06Come on, Ron.
01:14:08Come on, Ron.
01:14:11Come on, Ron.
01:14:38Come on, Ron.
01:14:42Come on, Ron.
01:14:45Come on, Ron.
01:14:59Come on, Ron.
01:15:00No.
01:15:03Sit there.
01:15:05Come on, Ron.
01:15:08Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:15:43Let's go.
01:16:08I'm a cadaver, motherfucker.
01:16:42What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:48We're not telling them anything.
01:16:51As far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:56But you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you bring him back?
01:17:02Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:10It would be a big mistake.
01:17:18I'm sorry.
01:17:19I'm sorry.
01:17:52I'm sorry.
01:18:19I'm sorry.
01:18:21I'm sorry.
01:18:22I'm sorry.
01:18:23I'm sorry.
01:18:24I'm sorry.
01:18:25I'm sorry.
01:18:26I'm sorry.
01:18:27I'm sorry.
01:18:28I'm sorry.
01:18:29I'm sorry.
01:18:45I'm sorry.
01:18:49I'm sorry.
01:18:50I'm sorry.
01:19:16I'm sorry.
01:19:18I'm sorry.
01:19:22I'm sorry.
01:19:28I'm sorry.
01:19:30I'm sorry.
01:19:45I'm sorry.
01:20:01I'm sorry.
01:20:05I'm sorry.
01:20:07After two, beautiful surprise, feeling more alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head, once again, it's less I
01:20:26feel alive, feeling alive, once again.
01:20:32Music in my head, words I can't express, something's never changed, addition of some names, we were doing time, the
01:20:52kids will be just fine.
01:20:55Linger in my head, the words were left unsaid, too busy to be seen, too busy to be me.
01:21:07I'm feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express, I feel alive, feeling alive, once again,
01:21:25music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:32Music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:38Can I request that I have a bit more than me?
01:21:46Can I request that I have a bit more than me?
01:21:48Music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:49Music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:49Music in my head, words I can't express.
01:21:50Music in my head, words I can express.
01:21:50Music in my head, words I can express.
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