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00:07I am RuPaul Skidmarks Charles.
00:10And I'm Michelle Lubejob of Visage.
00:12We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway for the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:18This season promises to be faster and furiouser than ever before.
00:22Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal.
00:27From bracket number one, pulling up to the starting line, it's Morphine Love Dion.
00:35So this is what all the buzz is about.
00:39Alice, the BPO goddess Latina diva, lip sync assassin from season 16.
00:44Morphine Love Dion is back.
00:48I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is.
00:51When I watch myself on my season, I see a gorgeous, beautiful, sickening doll.
00:55My face card credit is unlimited.
00:58I'm an ass girl.
00:59I was seduced.
01:01What's the name of your book?
01:01The BBL Effect.
01:02Ooh, I want to read this.
01:04I'm on a morphine high.
01:05Even though I was in the bottom a lot, I would not stop fighting.
01:08Morphine.
01:09Shantae, you stay.
01:10Shantae, you stay.
01:11Shantae, you stay.
01:12Oh my god.
01:13I ended up in fifth place and sent home a lot of sickening queens.
01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:18Oh yeah!
01:19I even won the Lollapurusa and $50,000.
01:23She did already that had herses, but I'm not done just yet.
01:27She seems to be bugging out.
01:28I'm here for the tournament of all-stars because I feel like the first time I competed, it was
01:32like a trial run.
01:34Drag queen flopping.
01:35It left you as an afterthought, and you're fiercer than an afterthought.
01:40This morphine now is rock hard bitch.
01:43No, that sounded wrong.
01:44I want to show that I am one of the most fiercest drag queens ever.
01:49I'm deserving of a crown and $200,000, and I don't care who's with me, I'm here to slay
01:53them.
01:54Sorry.
01:55If a ladybug lands on you, that's good luck.
01:57But if morphine lands on you, you have to pay her.
02:00Okay.
02:03Up next, it's Lucky Star.
02:06Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?
02:08Is this it?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Wow.
02:10My name is Lucky Stars with three Zs because I am what?
02:13Extra.
02:14And that's with three Xs, baby.
02:16What's the best?
02:19She's a real sweet tart.
02:21I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon stuck in reality.
02:24Meets a meets a ho.
02:25Never a minimalist, always a maximalist, always out of this world, always extravagant.
02:31The rap, the lyrics, I really enjoyed that performance.
02:34I'm just a twisted cartoon character.
02:39On season 17, my track record was really cute in the beginning, and then it went downhill.
02:44I'm trying to give you fancy, girl.
02:46Tonight, you're not doing the drag that you normally do.
02:49This isn't your strong suit.
02:50I would have loved to have seen you just a bit more confident.
02:52It just feels like I failed.
02:54Unfortunately, I was the first to go.
02:56You did not save yourself from elimination.
02:59Yes, I am the pork chop.
03:00Actually, I like to say that I'm more of like a nice, juicy steak.
03:03If it's yellow, let it mellow.
03:05Ever since my season, I have been given the privilege to travel, practice my makeup more,
03:11practice crafting more.
03:12So, the drag has definitely improved.
03:15And now, I'm in the zone, honey.
03:17I am in the all-star zone.
03:20She's a starfish, baby.
03:24Up next.
03:25Oh, she's back, back, back again.
03:28Mystique Summers.
03:29Hi, everybody.
03:30It's me, Mystique Summers.
03:31Live in action for you.
03:33All the way from season two.
03:35All those many, many, many, many, many years ago.
03:37That's right.
03:3916 years.
03:40Now, I know how to drive.
03:44Mystique Summers-Madison.
03:46Girl, your pussy is on fire.
03:48I may be a big girl, but I can get down with the skinny bitches.
03:51Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.
03:54I don't eat fried food.
03:55Fried food messes up my skin.
03:56Oh!
03:58Yes!
03:59I am the support client creator of Untucked
04:02because the legendary fight
04:03between myself and Morgan McMichaels.
04:06Go fix your hair.
04:07I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.
04:09Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
04:11I will whoop your fucking ass.
04:12Bitch, I am from Chicago.
04:14You're not worth it.
04:15Let me walk off.
04:16Back in, you know, Tickety-Two of season two,
04:18my performance was not up to par.
04:20I went to stand out
04:21by going as the normal mall-wear country.
04:24It's a bummer about the outfit.
04:26That's a bummer.
04:27And that sent me packing.
04:28Early in the game,
04:29I placed 10th,
04:30but saying top 10,
04:31and make it sound a little bit more special.
04:34She's been summer-sizing.
04:35This tournament of all-stars
04:36is going to be all about the glow-up.
04:39I'm back to show y'all
04:40the new and improved body,
04:42this immaculate skin,
04:43and my over-the-top personality.
04:45That's right, bitch.
04:46I'm from Chicago.
04:48I am ready to win
04:49all this money, honey.
04:51It is summer's time.
04:55Up next,
04:57Morgan McMichaels.
04:58Does this Montrean
05:00make my ass look fat?
05:01Yes.
05:03Morgan McMichaels is a power bitch.
05:05You know me.
05:06I'm one of the OG girls,
05:07and I'm ready to kick
05:08this tournament's ass.
05:12It's the greatest show on earth,
05:13Morgan McMichaels.
05:14On season two,
05:15I was young.
05:16I was fresh.
05:17Rock and roll, baby.
05:17That was before lips.
05:20There were high moments.
05:21Precision of your lip sync
05:23was one of the tightest
05:24we've ever seen.
05:25Low moments.
05:26I have to say,
05:26I did not like her choice.
05:27Hello, Mom.
05:28I'm coming home.
05:29Then there's All-Star season three.
05:31That was fart in a space suit.
05:32Why you mad, though?
05:33Why you mad, though?
05:34Quack, quack, quack.
05:35I felt like your nerves
05:36got a little bit too good of you.
05:38I chose Morgan McMichaels.
05:40She is a businesswoman.
05:42I have been entertaining
05:44for 20 years,
05:46and when people see me live,
05:47they're like,
05:47what happened to you on Drag Race?
05:49I haven't fully reached my potential
05:51in the past two times
05:52I've been here
05:53because I let my inner saboteur
05:55get in the way,
05:56and this time,
05:58fuck that.
05:59Point her to the direction
06:00of the boardroom.
06:01I've pushed that bitch out,
06:02and I'm here,
06:03focused and ready
06:04to hit them curveballs
06:05right out of the park.
06:07Sports metaphors
06:08are not my wheelhouse,
06:08but I do love balls
06:09and big bats.
06:11She owns 52%
06:13of this company.
06:14Yes.
06:17Up next,
06:18it's Dawn.
06:19Oh, yes, honey,
06:20this is a dawning
06:21of civilization.
06:23It's all-stars 1100 B.C.,
06:25baby,
06:25with this pre-cambrian cunt.
06:27Get into the protozoan fierceness.
06:31You're super weird,
06:33super Brooklyn,
06:34super everything everywhere
06:35all at once.
06:36I'm known for my kind of,
06:37like, kooky aesthetic.
06:38High concept,
06:39no glamour.
06:40Is she a sweet dream
06:41or a beautiful nightmare?
06:42Excuse me,
06:43I have bacon.
06:43And I have a cute butt
06:44and nose and fat ass.
06:46Look at those rosy cheeks.
06:47I'm also known for
06:48stirring it up a little bit.
06:49It's a boring,
06:50sparkly dress.
06:52I just have a loose filter.
06:54Do you think there's a chance
06:55you go home?
06:55Wouldn't that be fun?
06:58Steve,
06:58I'm so happy for you.
07:00I can't not say what I'm thinking.
07:02Can I be honest?
07:03Fuck you.
07:04On season 16,
07:05I was safe a lot.
07:06Dawn,
07:07you are safe.
07:08Safe,
07:09safe,
07:09safe,
07:09safe,
07:10safe,
07:11safe.
07:12But I was also
07:13not playing to win.
07:14I love Dawn,
07:15but I don't even remember
07:16much of her performance.
07:18I was not making bold choices
07:20that could have landed me
07:20in the top
07:21because I was worried
07:22that bold choice
07:23might lay me in the bottom.
07:24Dawn got lost in the sauce.
07:26I made it to sixth place,
07:27zero bottoms,
07:28except for the one
07:28when I went home.
07:30Imagine you're
07:31a sweet little elf girl
07:33and you're performing body
07:34against the BBL queen of Miami.
07:37That is trauma, baby.
07:39It didn't fucking work.
07:41Her other car
07:42is a gremlin.
07:43The last time I was here,
07:44morphine shoved a nuke
07:45right up my pussy
07:46and I'm ready to explode
07:47all over this competition.
07:50Undaunted Dawn.
07:53Up next,
07:54A'Keria C. Davenport.
07:57She goes from zero
07:58to stunning
07:58in three seconds flat.
08:00I am none other
08:02than the best,
08:03the class,
08:04the Diane Carroll
08:05of Ruth's dynasty,
08:06A'Keria Chanel Davenport.
08:07I know you guys
08:08have missed me.
08:08It's okay,
08:09you can tell me.
08:10I miss you too.
08:13Here are some
08:14testimonials
08:15of our satisfied customers.
08:16A'Keria is a power hitter
08:17in this competition.
08:18A'Keria,
08:19she made my day.
08:22I'm known for my beauty.
08:23This is A plus drive.
08:26Y'all know I'm known
08:26for my fashion.
08:27Now that's how it's done.
08:28So gorgeous tonight.
08:30This is simply breath tape.
08:32And of course,
08:34where is the body?
08:35I'm known for this ass.
08:37Twerking is a blessing.
08:38Twerking is a blessing, baby.
08:41I'm the ass almighty.
08:45Going from the top four
08:46on season 11
08:48to six out
08:49in all-star six.
08:50I wasn't expecting
08:51that at all.
08:52But it gave me the fire
08:54to elevate myself
08:56as a drag artist
08:57and an entertainer.
08:58She had to jump through hoops
08:59just to get here.
09:00Because let's be clear,
09:01I'm a competitive girl
09:02and the weight
09:04that this crown holds
09:05is completely different
09:07from any other pageant
09:07I've won.
09:08And bitch,
09:09I want to get this crown.
09:10Have you driven
09:10the new A'Keria?
09:12No,
09:12but I'd love to test it out.
09:14Baby,
09:14the tournament has begun
09:15and I'm ready
09:16to cut these bitches
09:16at the ankle.
09:17Line them hoes up.
09:18Check in with your
09:19A'Keria dealership today.
09:24Welcome home,
09:25Ladykins.
09:26Tournament of All-Stars
09:28rules are in full effect.
09:30In the preliminary rounds,
09:32no one will be eliminated.
09:36Instead,
09:37you'll be competing
09:38for points.
09:39However,
09:40this season,
09:41to really rev up
09:42the competition,
09:43only the top two
09:44All-Stars
09:45with the most points
09:46from this bracket
09:47will advance
09:48to the semifinals.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52Oh, wow.
09:54Only two out of six girls
09:56is going?
09:57It's about to get crazy.
09:59I'm skewered.
10:00I'm skewered.
10:01At the semifinals,
10:03you'll face off
10:04with the top two
10:05All-Stars
10:05from the other brackets.
10:07And in the grand finale,
10:09the top All-Stars
10:10of the season
10:11will battle it out
10:12for the coveted crown
10:13and a cash prize
10:15of $200,000.
10:18Oh, yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:21Lube job.
10:22Remind the queens
10:23how they earn points.
10:25Thank you, Skid Marks.
10:28Each week,
10:29the top two All-Stars
10:30will receive
10:31two points each.
10:32Those two queens
10:33will lip-sync
10:34for the win.
10:35And the winner
10:36will receive
10:36an extra point
10:37plus a cash tip
10:39of $10,000.
10:42My year, my life.
10:43In addition,
10:45the bottom queens
10:45will receive
10:46one point each
10:47to give away
10:48to the All-Star
10:49they think
10:50is the MVQ
10:52of the week.
10:52What does MVQ
10:53stand for?
10:54Most Valuable Queef.
10:56Oh.
10:57All-Stars,
10:58are you ready
10:58to burn rubber?
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:01Good.
11:02For your first
11:02maxi challenge,
11:03you'll be poppin'
11:04and lockin'
11:05in breakdancing
11:06to electric rugeloo.
11:10Now, to funk it up
11:12with your charisma,
11:13uniqueness,
11:13nerve, and talent,
11:14you'll each write
11:15and record
11:16your own verse
11:17and style
11:18your own look.
11:20All-Stars,
11:21start your engines
11:23and may the best
11:24drag queens win.
11:26The tournament
11:27has begun
11:27and I will make it
11:29to the top, honey,
11:30with all the bones
11:31of my competitors
11:33as the staircase
11:34to the top.
11:37What do I say?
11:38I was like,
11:38fuck you so much shit.
11:40Let me shut the fuck up.
11:44Oh, my God!
11:46We're really bad!
11:47Feels good
11:48to be back in here.
11:49Ooh!
11:51I love it here.
11:52They freshly painted
11:52the floor.
11:53It's the big star.
11:54I'm so excited
11:55to use this Anastasia.
11:57Damn.
11:58Look at it.
11:59That's a woman.
11:59That's a woman.
12:00I was glad
12:01to see my name up there
12:02with a cute little outfit
12:03that I'm like,
12:04okay, look at body.
12:06Team Kate Moss.
12:07Oh, come on in.
12:09Hold on.
12:09Talk to me
12:10about these shoes, though.
12:11Those are in
12:11a different atmosphere.
12:12They put you up.
12:13The tournament
12:13of All-Stars
12:14is definitely not
12:15a regular season
12:15of RuPaul's Drag Race.
12:17Oh!
12:18That's elderly abuse.
12:19We have three episodes
12:21to get to the top two.
12:23There's no time
12:23for insecurities.
12:24There's no time
12:24for second guessing.
12:25Do what you do best
12:27and thrive.
12:28And if not,
12:29you're going home, baby.
12:33Get into this texture
12:34and texture.
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh, the girls are starting
12:37early.
12:38This, though.
12:39Wow, what are you
12:40talking about, girl?
12:41What are you talking about?
12:41I mean,
12:42you are looking amazing.
12:44I couldn't eat
12:44after a fight.
12:46When I saw my arch-nemesis,
12:48Morgan McMichaels,
12:49I'm just like,
12:50oh, she got all
12:51of them fillers.
12:52But she still look good,
12:53though.
12:53I ain't judging her.
12:54I'm so excited to see you.
12:55I know.
12:56This is going to be fun.
12:57You know what?
12:57It's been over 15, 16 years
13:00since we were together.
13:02Oh, my God, bitch.
13:03Mystique Summers
13:04is in this bracket with me.
13:06She looks amazing.
13:07She listened to me.
13:08She fixed that mug.
13:09And look at us.
13:10Still hate each other.
13:11I never hated you.
13:13We've chatted over the years.
13:14We're obviously sisters.
13:14That is great.
13:15But I know that we are
13:16both intense personalities.
13:17And now that we're back
13:19in the competition,
13:19it's a different animal.
13:21I'm a little on edge,
13:22to be honest.
13:24There's no shade.
13:24They look tea, though.
13:25You know what?
13:26How about we switch drag
13:27for the rest of the competition?
13:29You down?
13:30I'm down.
13:31Oh, girl.
13:32Me and Miss Morphine
13:32go way back.
13:34So who do you think
13:34is the big competition?
13:36Terrified of a curia.
13:37Me, too.
13:38Bitch.
13:39This is her third time, right?
13:40Third time.
13:41Morgan's third time, too.
13:42The third-timers.
13:43Wow.
13:44Morphine was, like,
13:45the star of Miami.
13:46You know, the it girl,
13:47if you will.
13:48And I was the complete opposite.
13:49I was a little outcast
13:50because I was just, like,
13:51in my own world.
13:52I was weird.
13:53For me, I think it was Dawn
13:54because she's, like,
13:55another weird girl.
13:56You know what I mean?
13:56I always felt like
13:57Morphine didn't like me,
13:58to be honest, low-key.
13:59The fact that we're here again
14:00to represent Miami,
14:01showcase Miami drag.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I just need you to do better this time.
14:04You know,
14:06love lucky stars.
14:07Oh, my God.
14:08Best friend.
14:09Did that sound genuine?
14:13That shook me to the core
14:14that it's only two people making it.
14:16Yeah, I was like, wow.
14:17We have to...
14:18We should do an alliance.
14:18Sister, we should do
14:19a little Azuka alliance.
14:21Azuka?
14:21Oh!
14:22You literally hosted
14:22the first night I ever performed.
14:24Oh, my gosh.
14:25I'm surprised me and Morphine
14:27are talking about an alliance
14:27because we never really
14:29were that close in Miami.
14:30But I am willing to, you know,
14:32have a beautiful,
14:33blossoming friendship.
14:34Listen, this Miami connection
14:36could be an advantage.
14:37We gotta look out for each other.
14:38We do.
14:39How long has it been
14:40since you were on Drag Race last?
14:42I would say about 16.
14:4416?
14:45Very much so, yes.
14:46Wow.
14:46When I seen Dawn,
14:48I was like,
14:49dang,
14:50Bambi's all grown up.
14:53It's the elders
14:56versus the young.
14:57Yeah, I kind of have noticed
14:58that, isn't it?
14:59Because me, Morphine,
15:00and Lucky over there,
15:01we've all been on Drag Race
15:02for the last two years.
15:03And then the three of you,
15:04you're still all very, like,
15:05old school, I guess.
15:06Don't hit that old school.
15:07We're seasoned versus unseasoned.
15:10I definitely know Mystique the least.
15:12When season two aired,
15:13I was 12 years old.
15:14And it looks like this dress
15:15she's wearing
15:15is about that age, too.
15:17The reason why y'all made
15:19all this money
15:19is because me and Grandpa over there.
15:20That's true.
15:21The reason for Untuck.
15:22The most iconic fight
15:23in Drag Race history.
15:24The reason for Untuck.
15:25With competing with the new age
15:28of Drag Race,
15:29it doesn't make me nervous
15:30because when it comes
15:31to a personality
15:32and charisma,
15:34it's either you have it
15:34or you don't.
15:35And that is what I'm going to bring
15:37to this first challenge.
15:40Miss Morgan,
15:42you took the wig off your head
15:43and put it on your chest?
15:45I've come to that point
15:46in my career.
15:47If you don't see it,
15:49I ain't shaving it.
15:50Akeria C. Davenport is here
15:51and I'm happy to see her.
15:53I've gotten to form
15:54a really great sisterhood
15:55with her over the years.
15:56Not by the hair
15:57of my chinny chin chits.
15:59She's just been
16:00at my house last month.
16:01When she works in L.A.,
16:02she stays
16:03and there are so many sequins
16:05in my house.
16:06Akeria,
16:07your drag droppings, dear.
16:09Oh, you're welcome.
16:10No, I don't do cheek stones.
16:12Come here.
16:12Is that acrylic?
16:13Nope.
16:13No, I grew these.
16:15I'm still finding them.
16:16What do you think
16:17of our competition?
16:19It's a bunch of
16:20newer coins, bitch,
16:22but they're talented.
16:23Listen, in this tournament,
16:24it's definitely good
16:25to have a close friend
16:26or a sister here
16:27because only two girls
16:28can advance
16:28to the semifinals.
16:30And if you're not winning,
16:31it's like, girl,
16:32you have to see
16:32who you've been like,
16:33you know, chummy chummy with
16:35that could give you
16:36that little notch of a point.
16:38So what's your strategy
16:39going into it?
16:39Well, my strategy
16:40is to win every single episode.
16:42I mean,
16:43but if we're realistically speaking,
16:44what is the...
16:45I'm going to win
16:45every single episode.
16:47No, bitch, she's here, though.
16:48Um, so what are we
16:49going to do together?
16:51You know, I got your bag.
16:53All right.
16:53But are you going to
16:54talk the talk
16:55and walk the walk?
16:56Is my name Akeria?
16:57I don't know.
16:58Who are you?
16:59All right, I need to get dressed.
17:00Get out of here.
17:02Dawn.
17:02What do you want?
17:03Can you help me?
17:04Yeah, what?
17:04It's like,
17:05this is really intimate.
17:06Well, we are from
17:07the same season, sister,
17:08you know, right?
17:09Even though Morphine
17:09sent me home,
17:10I am so elated
17:12that I get to be
17:13on a season with Morphine
17:14again,
17:14because we're going
17:14to have so much fun.
17:15That's my sister.
17:16Wee Kiki,
17:17that's my girl.
17:18Okay, sister.
17:19So here's my tea, okay?
17:20To me,
17:21it's season 16.
17:22Right?
17:22Yeah.
17:23My girl.
17:23Boots.
17:23I'm just like...
17:24Yeah, what are you
17:24talking about?
17:25Because Lucky's Miami.
17:27Yeah.
17:27But only two make it,
17:28so it needs to be
17:29two people
17:30like an alliance.
17:31Right.
17:31So it's just like...
17:32Right, because then
17:33what the fuck is the point
17:33of a three-person alliance
17:34if only two people make it?
17:36Other than to manipulate
17:37another person.
17:37I'm like,
17:37it's one apart.
17:38I'm like,
17:38do we make it?
17:39Do we make it three-person?
17:40And then just chomp them
17:41like...
17:42I look crazy.
17:44Sister, you always do.
17:49We got a big box
17:51and it likes to go boom.
17:53Well, that's the story
17:53of your life.
17:54Ryan,
17:55Electric Rougaloo.
17:56This is going to be electrifying.
17:57Our first Maxi Challenge
17:58is a performance
17:59of Breakdancing 2.
18:01Electric Rougaloo.
18:02I love the 80s.
18:03I love the vibe.
18:04The supersonic.
18:06Yeah, the cars that go boom.
18:07I live for that.
18:08For this challenge,
18:09we have to write our lyrics,
18:11style our looks,
18:12and come up with a choreography.
18:14Are we actually doing
18:14breakdancing?
18:15Yes, girl.
18:16I can actually spit on my head.
18:17No, you can't.
18:18No, I can't.
18:19You can really walk in heels,
18:20chow.
18:21How do you feel?
18:22Well, this is my first time
18:23actually doing
18:24a girl group sort of challenge.
18:26It's important to shine
18:27in this first challenge
18:27because we only got three weeks,
18:29girl.
18:29You better make that
18:29first impression, honey.
18:30You better stomp.
18:31How are you going to interpret
18:32it so I like your look?
18:33I want to give like
18:3380s diva,
18:34but from space.
18:35Like if it went to
18:36planet Venus,
18:39and the aliens there
18:40were in the 80s.
18:42Does that make sense?
18:44I don't have a clue
18:45what she's talking about.
18:46I don't think Lucky
18:47has a clue
18:48what she's talking about.
18:49Colorful skin.
18:50What do you use?
18:52Face paints and stuff.
18:53Isn't that thick?
18:54It's real thick.
18:55Kind of like my vagina.
18:58She's not like
18:59the rest of the girls
19:00and that could help her
19:01stand out.
19:02That's why I don't
19:02underestimate her.
19:03It's just,
19:04I don't know
19:05what she's talking about.
19:08I don't think people
19:08understand how like
19:09stupid I could be.
19:11You know what I mean?
19:11I'm learning.
19:13This is a bit more
19:14like hip-hop, right?
19:15I'm going to channel
19:16my Miami heat
19:17into this book.
19:18This challenge completely
19:20plays to my strengths.
19:21I'm a dancer
19:21and I've written
19:23a song or two already.
19:24So I feel really good
19:25about this.
19:26I want to spit like
19:26bars that flow good.
19:28You know what I mean?
19:28Not like,
19:29Mama Ru,
19:29give me the crown.
19:30No, that's not a question.
19:31That's so funny.
19:32I'm going,
19:32okay, wait, wait, wait.
19:33I will mid-performance
19:34just, if someone,
19:37if someone does that.
19:38If someone was going to
19:39put Snatch the Crown
19:40in their verse,
19:40who would it be?
19:42Honestly,
19:43Morgan.
19:45Morgan McMichael
19:46is my one bad bitch.
19:49Are you a lyricist?
19:50Have you written before?
19:51No, I write poetry
19:52and all that stuff.
19:53That's a lyricist,
19:54but basically.
19:55Season two,
19:55the only performance
19:56challenge I did
19:56was being a stripper,
19:58which is amazing.
20:00But actually like
20:00writing lyrics
20:01in a short amount
20:03of time,
20:03I've never done that.
20:05So how's it going so far?
20:07Well, it's going.
20:09In the wrong fucking direction.
20:11On All Stars 3,
20:12I wrote that verse
20:14for sitting on a secret.
20:15I don't know.
20:16Like, I don't want it
20:17to sound like a nursery rhyme.
20:19The boys love me
20:19especially
20:20because I got the same
20:21parts as Miss Tati.
20:22I was just bored.
20:24I am a little shaky
20:25because it's my third time here
20:27and I did not come back
20:29to fail again.
20:30A lot harder
20:30than I thought
20:31it was going to be.
20:32I need to be amazing.
20:35I mean,
20:35I quote your lyrics
20:36from your season
20:37all the time, bitch.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Where is the body?
20:40Bitch,
20:41she's the body.
20:43Where is the body?
20:45Queens everywhere,
20:46my birth is iconic.
20:47To still see people
20:48quoting that on Easter
20:49and crazy stuff like that.
20:51And so I set the bar high.
20:53I can't deliver
20:54anything less, honestly.
20:56I'm not going to underestimate
20:57anybody in this competition.
20:58Girl,
20:58look at my...
20:59Look at you, sorry.
21:01I'm just kidding.
21:01I see y'all laughing a lot,
21:03so I want to know
21:03what's funny.
21:04Not you.
21:05Oh!
21:06Morphine and I
21:06talked about a Miami alliance,
21:08but like,
21:08I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn
21:10in their own little world
21:11throw shit at me.
21:12So I don't know
21:13if I can trust it just yet.
21:15Morphine.
21:16Yes.
21:17What's in the purse?
21:17You're holding it very close.
21:19Purse haul with morphine.
21:23A bag full of air.
21:25Girl, wait a minute.
21:26So you have been
21:27carrying around H2O?
21:30H2O is water.
21:31H2O is water.
21:33And after this,
21:34we will be taking
21:35a science class together.
21:36It's been a while, okay?
21:45Hey, all-stars.
21:46Oh, hey!
21:48My God today.
21:49Hello, my God.
21:50Morgan McMichaels.
21:51Come on over.
21:52Morgan McMichaels.
21:55Hi, Morgan.
21:56Hi.
21:57Girl, I love that hair
22:00you had for your entrance runway.
22:02That executive contrast.
22:04Anything short and bitchy.
22:05Yes.
22:06Right up my alley.
22:07That's why I'm excited
22:07that Dawn's here.
22:10How's the lyric writing going?
22:12I have some things down.
22:13I'm here to have a laugh.
22:14Make you laugh, I hope.
22:15Yeah, you always make me laugh.
22:17Remember, I used to see you
22:18at Peanuts.
22:19Oh, yeah.
22:20What I noticed from you
22:21each time you've been here
22:22is that some people
22:23are really great at the club,
22:25but come here,
22:26the dynamics change.
22:28In the past,
22:28I was very, like,
22:30oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
22:31Yeah.
22:31But now I've come in
22:32with no inhibitions.
22:33My nerves and all those things,
22:35I just left them home.
22:37I think that happens in time.
22:38You know,
22:38you don't sweat the small stuff
22:40so much.
22:40I don't sweat at all.
22:43One more, you know,
22:44injection,
22:44I'll be able to blink my lips.
22:48I'm one of those queens
22:49that's great at drag,
22:50but has been shit at drag race.
22:52All right, I'll see you soon.
22:53All right, thank you.
22:54I want to bring the Morgan
22:55that everyone sees live
22:57to the RuPaul's Drag Race stage.
22:59Hi, Mama.
23:00Hi, Aya.
23:01How you doing?
23:02I'm doing amazing.
23:02I can't believe I'm back.
23:03I know,
23:04you were in a serious car accident.
23:06Yes.
23:07I broke my jaw in half,
23:08lost all my teeth,
23:10broke my clavicle,
23:10which is still broken,
23:12but I survived.
23:13Wow.
23:14Yeah,
23:14so I have all new teeth
23:15and I got a new chin, Mama.
23:16Oh, my gosh.
23:17I know.
23:18You look gorgeous.
23:19Now, that was not long ago.
23:21Mm-mm.
23:21I saw you in Drag Race Live.
23:24Yes.
23:24I mean, you're doing the splits.
23:26You're being hoisted up
23:28and flipping
23:28and you did all of that after.
23:31I never say no to an opportunity
23:32to be a part of RuPaul's Drag Race Live
23:34and this competition means a lot
23:36because there was a time
23:37where I thought maybe
23:38like this was it for me.
23:39Like, I didn't know
23:40if I could perform the same,
23:41but I'm a fighter.
23:42Thank you, Morfie.
23:43Thank you, Mama.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45I feel like a pageant.
23:46That was like a pageant answer.
23:47I'm your contestant, everyone.
23:50Ah!
23:51Ah, Kyria.
23:53Well, well, well.
23:54We meet again.
23:56I thought you was done with us.
23:59It appears that Kyria C. Davenport
24:02has turned down my invitation
24:04to return for her redemption.
24:09Honestly, after being eliminated number six,
24:11I was feeling defeated.
24:12Mm-hmm.
24:13I wasn't mentally prepared
24:15to compete again
24:16for the game within the game.
24:17The decision for me to leave
24:18and not play the game within the game
24:20was very hard.
24:22It was an amazing opportunity,
24:23but I knew I wasn't going to be able
24:25to give my all on stage.
24:26I just needed to have
24:27a reality check with myself
24:28to find the passion
24:29that I have for this art form.
24:31And I've gotten better mentally.
24:32I've gotten better creatively.
24:34And I love the place that I am now.
24:37Listen, you were born to do this.
24:39Thank you for that.
24:40Yeah.
24:40I do appreciate it.
24:41That means a lot coming from you, honestly.
24:42It's true.
24:43It's true.
24:43I definitely do love those words,
24:45and I'll cherish them.
24:45All right, Akeria,
24:46I cannot wait to see what you come up with.
24:49Thank you, Akeria.
24:51Hi, Lucky.
24:52Hi, Rue.
24:53So here you are back in this competition.
24:54Who do you think is your biggest competition?
24:57You know what?
24:59Myself.
25:00Yeah.
25:00And I'm not just saying that to be cute.
25:01Maybe it's a little bit cute.
25:02Just a little bit cute.
25:03A little bit cute.
25:04No, but honestly,
25:04I really do have an inner saboteur.
25:06Yeah, I know.
25:07We all do.
25:08Did it get you the last time you were here?
25:09Oh.
25:10It got me when I was challenged to be who I am not,
25:14which was a pretty lady.
25:16Does that make sense?
25:16Does it make sense?
25:17No, it doesn't make sense,
25:18because you are pretty.
25:20But listen, you know,
25:21you do your thing,
25:21and you do it so well.
25:23And that's what I wanted you back for.
25:25That's why you're here.
25:26That's why you are lucky stars.
25:28But we challenge you ladies
25:29to do so many different things
25:31that are outside your wheelhouse,
25:32and you can't limit yourself.
25:34I am very comfortable in my own world,
25:37but to make it to the top in this competition,
25:39I'm going to have to mix
25:40my cartoon animated fantasy world
25:42with everything the judges want to see
25:44in the challenges.
25:45Thank you so much, Mama.
25:47Hey, how are you?
25:47I do not recognize you.
25:49I don't recognize myself at the time.
25:50Are you telling people
25:52how you've gone through this metamorphosis?
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:54First off, don't eat fried food.
25:56Yeah.
25:57You have been campaigning for many years
26:00to be on All Stars,
26:01and here you are.
26:02I know.
26:03Every single year,
26:04everybody hears Bitch After Chicago.
26:06Now it's time for the kids to see
26:07the originator who said it
26:09and who made Untuck, Untuck.
26:11Yes.
26:11That's what it's all about.
26:12That's right.
26:13My gosh, what a legacy.
26:14What was that fight about?
26:15I still remember like it was yesterday
26:17because I think I watched it yesterday.
26:19But that whole fight and everything
26:21was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business
26:23like she normally does.
26:24Uh-huh.
26:25I'm always the nicest person
26:27until someone pushed me to that point.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Thank you so much.
26:30I'm so happy to have you back
26:31and excited to see
26:32the new, improved Mystique Summers.
26:36No, thank you for having me.
26:37This is going to be a blast.
26:38Good.
26:39Hi, Don.
26:39Hi, how are you?
26:40It seems just like yesterday you were here.
26:42I know.
26:43So when you finished this competition
26:44the last time,
26:45what was the overall review
26:47of your performance?
26:49The general consensus
26:50was like two thumbs up.
26:52I mean, good job, girl.
26:53You know?
26:53So I think this time
26:54I'm coming back a little bit,
26:55a little bit more competitive.
26:56Okay.
26:56So now in this competition
26:58have you ever written lyrics before?
27:01I wrote lyrics three times.
27:02The last one was in the power verse.
27:05Don, you brought the funk
27:07with a side of mayonnaise.
27:11You are safe.
27:13No more mayo.
27:16I like mayo,
27:17but I know that these girls
27:18are here to cook
27:19and if I want to win
27:21I'm really going to have
27:22to bring more flavor.
27:23I want to make sure
27:24that the judges pay attention to me.
27:25Listen up, all stars.
27:27In a moment,
27:28you'll head to the main stage
27:30to work on your choreo.
27:31And tomorrow,
27:32it's the world's debut
27:34of Electric Rougaloo,
27:36where we will be joined
27:37by our extra special guest judge,
27:40Latoya Jackson.
27:43Yes.
27:44And to honor
27:45this legendary legend,
27:47On the Runway category is
27:48Latoya's R Us.
27:52So, toy soldiers,
27:53good luck
27:54and don't
27:55fuck it up.
27:57Yeah.
27:58Yes, yes, yes.
28:00I love this new stage.
28:02I know, it's so big
28:03and so huge.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:05You better do that, honey.
28:06So, baby,
28:07now we have to choreograph
28:08this Electric Rougaloo number
28:10ourselves.
28:11Quick question.
28:12Yes.
28:12Who knows how to dance?
28:15I've been back.
28:16Y'all know I don't do well
28:17with choreography.
28:18I don't care who choreographs is
28:20as long as I'm not
28:21the one doing it.
28:23Mm-mm.
28:23I think the better question
28:24is who knows how to choreograph?
28:28Obviously,
28:28you're the dancer here.
28:30Out of the whole group, though?
28:31I mean,
28:31I could choreograph.
28:33Should we listen to
28:33the song first?
28:35We have two 75-year-olds.
28:37Dawn has two left feet.
28:39Lucky is missing
28:40half her brain.
28:42And Akira,
28:43her ass
28:44can't even
28:44allow her to move.
28:46Yes!
28:46That was perfect.
28:47So, I'm gonna be the bitch
28:48that has to choreograph
28:48this whole thing.
28:49I feel like
28:50in the beginning
28:50with the little DJ thing
28:51we could all be teaching.
28:53And then we could do
28:53like these simple steps.
28:55Stuff like that, right?
28:57Can you do that?
28:58Oh, yeah, but
28:58it's too simple.
28:59So, what do you think?
29:00What I think would be
29:01a good idea
29:02just to get everyone's
29:03little moment.
29:04Play the song.
29:05You do it.
29:06No, I don't want to do that.
29:07Then you do it.
29:07Just to see if there's
29:08any moves that we can
29:09all pick up.
29:10You know what?
29:10I like that.
29:11I can tell you
29:11no, I'm not gonna have any.
29:12Okay, let's each do it.
29:13Morphine, you go first.
29:14Like improv something?
29:15Well, you know,
29:16this is your idea.
29:17You should go first
29:17and show us.
29:18Yeah, I like that too.
29:20Okay, I'm spot like that.
29:21I'll go for it.
29:22I think that it's
29:23really important
29:24for everyone in the group
29:25to put some effort in.
29:26Put something in the pot
29:27to make the stone soup,
29:29if you will.
29:30You know the reference?
29:31It's time for colonoscopy.
29:33Love.
29:34Okay, okay.
29:35I like what you're doing here.
29:36I love the little...
29:37Lucky?
29:37I'll do one.
29:38I'm Latino,
29:39so I know how to move.
29:40I have rhythm,
29:41but I don't really do
29:43the choreography
29:44planned out dancing.
29:46So I am intrigued
29:47to see how I will
29:49fall into place
29:49in a challenge like this.
29:51I'm excited,
29:51but a little scared.
29:53All right, Kiria,
29:54your turn.
29:54No, I don't have anything, bitch.
29:55Don, your turn.
29:56I don't want to do one.
29:58Let's see.
29:58Let me watch.
29:59I'll pick up.
29:59But if we're doing this
30:00as a team,
30:01then everyone needs
30:01to participate.
30:02Oh.
30:03What the fuck
30:04is Morgan talking about?
30:05Pretty Fade in what?
30:05The stupid bullshit
30:06that you made up?
30:07She's pretending
30:08us not wanting to do it
30:09is not team players.
30:10Girl, we never agreed
30:10to whatever the fuck
30:11you want us to be doing.
30:13I know you might not
30:14want to do it,
30:15but if we're doing it
30:16as a team,
30:16I think everyone should...
30:17But the thing is,
30:18we should see how
30:18we're going to start,
30:19and then we can go from there.
30:21But we haven't seen
30:22what everyone can do yet.
30:23But the thing is,
30:24we said she was the choreographer.
30:26Just...
30:26Let's end the conversation.
30:27Just do what you gotta do,
30:28because obviously
30:28it's like fucking
30:29pulling blood from a stone.
30:32But hey,
30:32we elected her
30:33as a choreographer.
30:34I mentioned it.
30:34We didn't elect her.
30:36Morgan is having
30:37a Morgan hissy fit,
30:38but I'm talking to myself
30:39saying,
30:40Mystique,
30:41don't let these people
30:41see you bothered
30:42because it's week one.
30:44You have to be cordial
30:45with everybody
30:46to get the points later.
30:48So...
30:50Uh, yeah.
30:53Like, do we hate it?
30:54Do we love it?
30:54I like it.
30:55I think it's fun.
30:56I'm picking up the choreo
30:58that's a good start,
30:59but I have to make sure
31:00that I'm standing out.
31:01Girl, fuck it up.
31:03Because I just had
31:04so many occurrences
31:06on season 16
31:07of doing very well,
31:08but someone
31:09doing better than me.
31:11And if I don't
31:12come out the gates roaring,
31:14I think I might
31:15always be seen
31:16as mediocre.
31:17Will you slow it down?
31:18Oh, yeah, sorry.
31:19One and two,
31:21three and four.
31:23Why am I not getting that?
31:24So, what are you doing
31:25with your left foot?
31:25Right, left, right,
31:27left, right, left.
31:29What?
31:30That is too confusing to me.
31:31I was trying to do something
31:32that maybe we all could do,
31:34but then you said
31:35that it's too simple.
31:36Morgan,
31:37this is why you keep
31:38your mouth closed, baby,
31:38sometimes.
31:39Oh, shit, I'm way off.
31:41Starting off left
31:41is messing me all the way up, too.
31:43I got lost.
31:44Bitch.
31:45Should we change it,
31:46then, if you're feeling, like, off?
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48This is stressing me out
31:49because I just don't want
31:50to take accountability
31:51if this number doesn't look good.
31:52We could drop here.
31:54Oh, fuck me.
31:56Every one of my kneecaps
31:57just popped.
31:57Go, like,
31:58the up?
31:59I got a bad bag, no man.
32:00That's a lot.
32:01I've fallen,
32:01and I can't get up.
32:03I feel like I'm teaching
32:04little kids.
32:06Oh.
32:06I'm having fun.
32:07I believe so.
32:08I'm not getting paid enough
32:09for this.
32:10I should just get a point
32:11just to choreograph.
32:13Oh, we're doing it.
32:14Okay.
32:15Oh, what happened?
32:18What, what?
32:19Did your pants just rip?
32:22I have a long night
32:23ahead of me
32:24if we want to present
32:25something worthy
32:27for RuPaul to see.
32:29Did you hear that
32:30when you go pop?
32:31No high kicks
32:32for me today.
32:43Oh, we're back.
32:45Back, back, back, back.
32:46Just came from the supermarket.
32:49Oh, we're getting ready
32:51to perform
32:51breakdancing to
32:52Electric Arugaloo.
32:54Oh, girl,
32:55that rehearsal was crazy.
32:56I'm tired.
32:57But you did a great job,
32:58though, girl.
32:58Oh, thank you.
32:59Yeah, you ate.
33:00We went through hell
33:01in these rehearsals
33:02last night,
33:03but you know what?
33:03Mama,
33:04what I created
33:05is a masterpiece.
33:06Your solo stuff?
33:08You really shut it down.
33:09You shut it down.
33:09Thank you so much.
33:10I think I have this
33:11in the bag.
33:12How do you feel?
33:13I know yesterday
33:13was a little...
33:14I'm good.
33:15I feel better today,
33:16you know,
33:16now that we got it down.
33:17Oh, my God, yes.
33:17I was just a little annoyed.
33:19Oh, why?
33:20Well, just the fact that
33:21half of the girls
33:22wanted to, you know,
33:23like, give a little something
33:24and then, like,
33:26others didn't.
33:27Miss Morgan runs
33:28half of the gigs,
33:29if not all of the gigs,
33:30from Palm Springs
33:32to Long Beach
33:32six nights of the week.
33:34So she's very anal
33:35when it comes to drag shows.
33:37But at the end of the day,
33:38this is a competition to win.
33:39She needs to be
33:40focused on herself.
33:43How do you feel, though,
33:44about the choreo and everything?
33:45Choreo is fine.
33:46Everyone else is doing, like,
33:4780s hardcore dance
33:48and all that stuff.
33:49Mine is kind of nice and easy.
33:50It's more about old school.
33:52I'm a DJ.
33:53Here we go.
33:53I'm feeling great
33:54about performing today,
33:55but do I want to stand out
33:57in this challenge?
33:59No.
34:00I just want to coast for now
34:02because it's been 16 years.
34:03I need to see
34:04who is going to try
34:06to outshine who
34:07so I know how to play the game.
34:09I'm a people watcher.
34:10Very, very psychological.
34:13Lucky.
34:13Hmm?
34:14I want to talk about points.
34:16Okay.
34:18I love game.
34:19Do you know what you're going to do
34:20with your points?
34:21I don't know.
34:22What about you?
34:22I don't know what I'm going to do,
34:24but if neither of us are in the top,
34:26I'm totally down to
34:27do a little point trade
34:28to make sure we got
34:29each other's back.
34:29Drag queens are not known
34:30to be strategists,
34:31but I am.
34:33We're going to keep
34:34the alt girls together.
34:35You know what I mean?
34:35Yeah, no, no, no.
34:36I really appreciate your work.
34:37Fierce.
34:38These girls don't know it,
34:39but I'm thinking.
34:40I'm working them.
34:41Mustaine, do you know
34:41what you're going to do
34:42if you're not in the top?
34:43I haven't decided yet
34:44with that,
34:45with the whole points
34:46and everything.
34:47Morphine is my number one,
34:49but I'm thinking
34:50she could be in the top,
34:52so I need alliances
34:54with people
34:55that are going to be able
34:56to give me points
34:57because in this game,
34:59numbers are everything.
35:00Who do you think
35:00will be in the top?
35:01I love your verse.
35:03I love my verse, too.
35:04And I love it.
35:05Don's...
35:05I definitely think
35:07you have a great chance.
35:08I bet you have
35:08an amazing costume.
35:09Isn't it cute and colorful?
35:10Yes.
35:11Something about me
35:11has to be,
35:12and it's certainly
35:12not my personality.
35:13Okay, so we discussed the top.
35:15Would you give your points
35:16to somebody who won?
35:17If I was in an alliance
35:19with him, yeah.
35:20Oh.
35:21Alliances are an interesting beast.
35:23I've spoken with Akira about it
35:25because we're very great friends,
35:26but friendship is one thing
35:28and competition is another.
35:29That is something
35:30that we both understand
35:31as seasoned veterans
35:32in this drag game.
35:34Would you?
35:34Yeah, you know, yeah.
35:36I don't see why not.
35:37And in this competition,
35:38the finish line only accepts one.
35:40How is that going to work?
35:42Interesting.
35:46Should I offer my verse?
35:49Rise and shine.
35:50Girl, I don't know how...
35:51Could you imagine if I just showed up,
35:52not a care in the world,
35:53just here to do the craziest,
35:54stupidest shit?
35:54Lucky.
35:55Oh.
35:57I love coming for my sister.
35:58Yes.
35:59So are you doing your green look,
36:01your alien?
36:01No, I'm just going to be
36:02like a regular girl
36:03because if I don't have
36:04the LaToya,
36:05I'm going to be right after.
36:06Okay.
36:06I thought that I was going to be
36:08an alien superstar 80s diva
36:11with different colors skin.
36:12For this challenge.
36:13But now that I realize
36:14that I have to do the LaToya look
36:16right after,
36:17I have to change it up.
36:18Also, I want to like,
36:19give Ru like,
36:20something different from me.
36:21You know what I mean?
36:22Right.
36:22Lucky reminds me of myself
36:23in season two
36:26because out of this group,
36:27Lucky seemed like the outcast.
36:29You still don't go
36:30with your makeup over there?
36:31It's stressing me the fuck out
36:32because, you know,
36:33I want to be great.
36:34I don't want to be...
36:34Girl, we can fix it.
36:36I felt like if I had somebody there
36:38to cheer me on
36:39and be helpful,
36:40things would be different.
36:41So I'm trying to be
36:42that auntie for Lucky.
36:44So you see how you have it here?
36:46Mm-hmm.
36:46You need to like,
36:47a little bit of a shake.
36:48But if you get on my nerves,
36:49I'm going to fill you up with sugar
36:50and send you home to your mama.
36:55That's crazy.
36:56Only two of us.
36:57Like, I'm still stuck on that.
36:58Girl.
36:59Why do they have to do it?
37:00With the twist of only two of us
37:02making it.
37:03I know, what the fuck?
37:04We all walked in here
37:05thinking we just had to be
37:06in the top half.
37:07And now it's like,
37:08no, you have to be
37:08the best of the best.
37:10I can't wait for the other brackets
37:11to find out.
37:11I know.
37:13They're going to go.
37:14Girl, because only two of us
37:16are making it
37:16to the semifinals.
37:17NVQ points are very,
37:19very important
37:19because one point
37:20could make or break
37:21your fate.
37:22How are y'all going to
37:23give your points?
37:24The NVQ.
37:25What does NVQ mean?
37:26Most valuable queen.
37:27Duh.
37:28What does it mean to you?
37:29Like, why can't it just be
37:30you see somebody working hard?
37:31But the thing is
37:32that the person that is working hard
37:34is not in your alliance.
37:36Are you going to choose that person
37:37or are you going to choose
37:37your alliance person?
37:38But is everybody
37:38a part of an alliance?
37:41I don't know.
37:42I love all you girls.
37:43I don't know who I would
37:43give my points to.
37:45Woo!
37:47Listen, one thing I've learned,
37:48especially about queens
37:49or people in general,
37:50first of all,
37:50nature is self-preservation.
37:52200K is on the line, baby.
37:54They're going to play the game.
37:55How old are you?
37:56I'm 44.
37:5744?
37:58You look good for 44.
37:59That bitch working hard
38:00for that point.
38:02A lot of people
38:03are being very friendly
38:04and chummy-chummy
38:05and, you know,
38:05doing a lot extra for girls
38:07than they would
38:08in the outside world.
38:09But I don't knock anybody
38:10for your hustle.
38:12But I see you.
38:14Girls,
38:15theys and thems,
38:15are we ready to pop,
38:16lock, and drop it today?
38:18I think so.
38:19I'm really proud of y'all
38:20because I know there was
38:21some little drama going on,
38:22but I think, you know,
38:23we figured it out.
38:24Why you look at me?
38:26Because you always
38:27start the drama.
38:27Ooh!
38:28I'll tell you this,
38:29I can't believe Mystique
38:30and I had a difference
38:31in a venue
38:31and we didn't fight.
38:32See how far we're moving
38:34on with each other?
38:35Hey, it's just day one.
38:36We never know.
38:37We don't need
38:37any geriatric fighting.
38:39I actually think
38:40I do need that.
38:41So far,
38:42the vibe in the room
38:42is like very, very sisterly.
38:44But that's the first episode.
38:46Yo, Akira,
38:47go get some prune juice
38:47for us.
38:48Girl, go get some prune.
38:49So that sisterhood
38:50may drop to just a sister
38:53or may drop to just
38:54the hood.
38:56Oh, my God.
38:57I live.
38:59Welcome to the main stage
39:00of RuPaul's Drag Race
39:01Tournament of All-Stars.
39:03Michelle Visage.
39:05Now, is it true
39:06that you once won
39:07a Grammy Award
39:08for Best Reggae Recording?
39:10No, Ru,
39:11I think you have me
39:12mixed up with
39:12LaToya Jackson.
39:13Oh, I do that so often.
39:17He's got a passion
39:18for fashion.
39:19It's La Roche.
39:20Now, La,
39:21is it true that you
39:22trained to be a police officer
39:24in Muncie, Indiana?
39:26No, Ru,
39:27I think you have me
39:28mixed up with
39:29LaToya Jackson.
39:30Oh, I do that
39:31so often.
39:33And the complex
39:34and multifaceted
39:36LaToya Jackson,
39:38are you happy
39:38to be here?
39:39No, Ru.
39:41I think you have me
39:43mixed up with
39:43Michelle and Law.
39:46No, no,
39:47I'm just kidding.
39:47I'm just kidding.
39:48I'm so happy to be here.
39:49I love it here.
39:50And, of course,
39:51today is my birthday.
39:52And this is the best
39:53birthday present
39:54I could ever have.
39:55Yay!
39:55Oh, yay!
39:56We're going to celebrate!
39:58Yes!
39:58This week,
39:59we challenged our queens
39:59to bust a move
40:01in Breakdancing 2
40:02Electric Rougaloo.
40:04And tonight on the runway,
40:05category is
40:07LaToyas Are Us.
40:09All stars,
40:10start your engine
40:11and may the best drag queen
40:12win.
40:16And now,
40:17the world debut
40:19of Breakdancing 2
40:22Electric Rougaloo.
40:23We got a big box
40:25and it likes a go-bo.
40:26Oh, no.
40:29You want to step to this,
40:31but you know just how to handle.
40:32The queen is always right.
40:33See the trophies on my mantle.
40:34Sleeping on me,
40:35but I'm the girl of your dreams.
40:36I got it all.
40:37That's why they call me queen.
40:38From MBQ to the Hall of Fame.
40:39I'm the body,
40:40I'm the face,
40:41but you know my name.
40:41Running rings around you,
40:42girl, supersonic in your face.
40:43There's pretty set,
40:44glass like you without trace.
40:45I'm a mother tucking legend
40:46at the crown time, too.
40:47When I twerk,
40:48it's a blessing.
40:48I'm just telling my truth.
40:49Mama root,
40:50let me show you
40:50what the body can't do.
40:51Stepping on next
40:52in my high-heeled shoe.
40:53Follow me down
40:54to Electric Rougaloo.
40:57Rise and shine
40:58as the cracker's on.
40:59I'm running this shit
41:00like a marathon.
41:01That's D to the A
41:02to the WN.
41:03I am such a cutie,
41:04can I be your best friend?
41:05Psych!
41:05Breaking it down,
41:06I'm outside the box.
41:07So fresh, so fly,
41:07so unorthodox.
41:08My looks couture,
41:10your looks a bore.
41:11You're never gonna win,
41:11sweetie, there's the door.
41:12Got body by body,
41:13but you know I'm not stressed
41:14till a naughty body hottie.
41:15You're a doo-doo clown mess.
41:16Baby, I am kicked up.
41:17Make your boyfriend break up.
41:18Telling all my haters
41:19it's a shame about your make-goes.
41:20Lay on the bone,
41:21now feel my face.
41:22Ass is coming all over the place.
41:24Wanna pop that spin,
41:25so make some room.
41:27Cause we got a big box
41:28and it likes to go
41:30both
41:31two
41:32three
41:33four.
41:34Twinkle, twinkle,
41:35I'm your lucky star.
41:35Three Z's on my name
41:36cause there are times the charm.
41:38Death on me once,
41:38now I'ma shake it up.
41:39Shoot my cool lemonade
41:40and you'll hop, pick it up.
41:41Totally bitch,
41:42and heavy and so sickening.
41:43Not your average star.
41:44I don't twinkle, bitch,
41:45I glisten.
41:45Ow, give it up, ho.
41:47I'm not stock,
41:48bounce it up off the walls, yo.
41:49Ow, I'm a star, ho.
41:51Speed it up, slow it down,
41:52watch me go, bro.
41:53Bubblegum, bubblegum,
41:54ain't a bitch.
41:55Who's the next girl out?
41:56Not me.
41:56You wish.
41:57Follow me down
41:58to electric
41:59bruise galoo.
42:01Boom.
42:01I'm the queen of this bracket,
42:03makeup, mackin',
42:04nails to crackin'.
42:05Ooh, I got this bitch just gaggin'.
42:07Good gaggin',
42:08face crackin'.
42:09Sharp tongue and a bite like a viper.
42:11Six bars and a hill in this cypher.
42:12I'm the shit, bitch,
42:14no diaper.
42:14To the rack,
42:15I'm high typer.
42:16Full body like a bottle of scotch,
42:19make Michael so top notch.
42:20No stunts,
42:20no splits,
42:21no dips,
42:21just fire.
42:22Queen of the scene,
42:23can't get no higher.
42:24First play on the moon,
42:25now feel my face.
42:26Ass is pumping all over the place.
42:28Gonna pop that sizzle,
42:29make some room.
42:30Cause we got a big box
42:32and it likes to go bobs.
42:35Ooh, let's go.
42:37Step up to the battle
42:38with my boom boom pow.
42:39Roola Loo Barbie,
42:40got that BBM bound.
42:41Stray soapy,
42:42all the dolls clogged out.
42:43Groot bling twice,
42:44keep it feeling down.
42:45Miami body with a knee gun,
42:46I was spiced.
42:47You wanna lick,
42:48gotta pay my price.
42:49My hips top dirty,
42:50but my face plays nice.
42:51You said,
42:51I'm straight.
42:52I said not tonight.
42:54Quit.
42:55Body, body, body, body,
42:56and you know it,
42:56don't quit.
42:57Turning the party
42:57so it's gonna be lit.
42:59Nothing's upset in Miami
42:59cause you know I'm the shit.
43:01Slow me down
43:02to electric bro,
43:04Loo.
43:04Still the scene
43:05like the fly girl queen.
43:07Try too tight,
43:07skin going clean.
43:08Drop that weight,
43:09now I levitate.
43:10Glowing like a disco ball,
43:11ain't that great?
43:12Exfoliate the shade,
43:13moisturize the hate.
43:14Living my truth,
43:15baby, feeling first rate.
43:16I glow in the dark,
43:17I spark when I shake.
43:18This ain't store-bought,
43:19it's the slate I make.
43:20Slim down,
43:21blowed up.
43:22This queen's ready
43:23for a close-up.
43:24Mystique,
43:25what's the apple?
43:26I'm a stick.
43:30Electric world,
43:31Loo.
43:34Electric world,
43:35Loo.
43:35Lay it on now,
43:36feel my face.
43:37Ass is foaming
43:38all over the plate.
43:39Gonna pop that pencil,
43:40make some room.
43:41Cause we got a big box
43:44and it likes to go.
43:47Boom!
43:56Butter of the house.
43:59The category is
44:00Latoya's R Us.
44:03Up first,
44:04Akira C. Davenport,
44:05inspired by Latoya
44:07in golden black
44:08in Atlantic City.
44:10Anybody got some Afro sheen?
44:12First runway
44:13and here I am
44:14in my 1988
44:16inspired Latoya Jackson look,
44:18which was the year I was born.
44:20She really tied one on,
44:21didn't she?
44:22She certainly did.
44:23I am sequenced
44:24from head to toe
44:25and baby,
44:26I feel rich.
44:28The hair is bent,
44:29the waist is cinch,
44:30the tail is telling.
44:32Y'all see me walk out.
44:33Slow down, bitches.
44:35Bitch, get back
44:35when I step on the runway.
44:36Up next,
44:39Dawn,
44:39inspired by Latoya
44:41in orange
44:42at the Moulin Rouge,
44:43Paris.
44:45Ooh.
44:47I am trying to give you
44:49a little bit of something new
44:50for Miss Donica.
44:52Skimpy,
44:53burlesquey,
44:54we have a tiny little waist.
44:55That part's not new.
44:56So flocking good.
44:59I have these big feather fans
45:00that I made myself.
45:02I'm looking like
45:03the most thickening
45:04stripper Pikmin
45:05you've ever seen
45:05in your entire life.
45:06Do you know what Pikmin is?
45:07Okay, look it up.
45:08Dawn is a huge fan.
45:10She's actually two huge fans.
45:12Fuck the house.
45:14Up next,
45:14lucky stars,
45:16inspired by Latoya
45:17in purple
45:18at the Moulin Rouge,
45:19Paris.
45:20Yeah,
45:21she's gonna get rocked.
45:23I feel like a baddie
45:24down this runway
45:25and listen,
45:26you cannot have a Latoya look
45:26without the hat.
45:28Back to you.
45:29I'm feeling really confident
45:30right now.
45:30I'm walking down this runway
45:31like I'm the prettiest girl
45:32in the world
45:32because what?
45:33Beauty is in the eye
45:34of the beholder
45:34and I am holding
45:35all of it
45:36in my pussy.
45:37I don't know
45:38what that means.
45:39For those of you
45:40who didn't believe,
45:41roll up your sleeves.
45:44Morgan McMichaels,
45:45inspired by Latoya
45:46in red
45:47at the Moulin Rouge,
45:49Paris.
45:49What a fox.
45:50I am embodying Latoya Jackson
45:53from head to toe.
45:55I'm sleek,
45:55I am curvy,
45:57I am feathers
45:58and foxtails.
45:59Everything about me
46:00is very shiny.
46:00You can see me
46:01from fucking space.
46:02If you say red,
46:03you ain't got to get red.
46:06I definitely remember
46:07this era of Latoya Jackson.
46:09Sexy, demure,
46:11shiny,
46:12everything a drag queen
46:13aspires to be.
46:14That's Captain Morgan
46:15to you.
46:18Morphine Love Dion,
46:20inspired by Latoya
46:22in white
46:22at the Moulin Rouge.
46:24Michaels is all
46:25sold out of pompous grass.
46:27I am a Vegas showgirl now.
46:30I love feathers
46:31and I love headpieces,
46:31so I am wearing
46:32the biggest,
46:33baddest,
46:34and most insane costume.
46:36You as well.
46:36I am curled rhinestone.
46:38These wings weigh
46:39about 100 pounds
46:40and my shoulders grew
46:42because of it,
46:42but it's okay
46:42because I look amazing.
46:44This Victoria
46:44definitely has a secret.
46:46I love that.
46:48Mystique Summers,
46:49inspired by Latoya
46:51in blue
46:52at where else?
46:53The Moulin Rouge.
46:54The Moulin Rouge.
46:55Pass.
46:55Blue or purple?
46:57Purple.
46:57Indigo.
46:58I'm giving you
46:59shades of purple.
47:01In dedication to my mom,
47:02she passed right
47:03before this competition
47:04and this is her favorite color.
47:05I'm giving all the personalities
47:07just smiling,
47:08showing in the teeth.
47:09Clock this game.
47:19Welcome, queens.
47:21Tonight,
47:21Tournament of All-Stars rules
47:23are in full effect.
47:25I'll name the top two
47:26All-Stars of the week
47:28and each will receive
47:29two points.
47:30Then, the top two
47:31will lip-sync
47:32for their chance
47:33to win $10,000
47:35and one extra point.
47:38Remember,
47:39at the end of this
47:40three-episode bracket,
47:42the two queens
47:43with the most points
47:44will continue on
47:46to the semifinals
47:47with the chance
47:48to ultimately win
47:49$200,000.
47:53Now it's time
47:54for the judges' critiques,
47:55starting with
47:56Akeria C. Davenport.
47:58Hey, Akeria.
47:59You look fantastic tonight.
48:01Let's get into
48:02the performance.
48:04You kicked it off.
48:05You had the opening verse.
48:06Not an easy thing to do.
48:07You did it strong.
48:08You had a cartwheel.
48:08I thought the verse was great.
48:10You stumbled a little bit
48:11with the lip-sync,
48:12but you weren't the only one.
48:13I think you look
48:14absolutely fabulous in this.
48:16I love the entire ensemble.
48:18However,
48:19I think that the dress
48:20should have been
48:20a little bit longer
48:21because it would have been
48:22a little bit more flattering.
48:24Did you make it?
48:24I did.
48:25You did a really great job
48:26with the construction.
48:26How many wigs
48:27is on your head?
48:28A hundred.
48:31Up next, Dawn.
48:33You know what, Dawn?
48:34I didn't expect you
48:35to spit the bars
48:37like you did.
48:37My look's couture.
48:38Your look's a bore.
48:39You're never gonna win, sweetie.
48:40There's the door.
48:41You did a great job rapping.
48:44I thought your look
48:45was more fashion
48:45than it was hip-hop.
48:46I disagree with Michelle.
48:48It was very hip-hop.
48:49It reminded me of TLC.
48:50Mm-hmm.
48:50And this look,
48:51you came on the stage
48:53and put your money
48:53where your mouth was
48:54because this is one
48:55of my favorite looks
48:56that I've seen
48:57since I've been on Drag Race.
48:58It is stunning.
48:59That gradation of stones
49:01from the bottom up,
49:03that is just the crowning glory
49:05of this magnificent outfit.
49:07Somewhere in the world,
49:08Bob Mackie is looking at this
49:10with a fistful of lotion.
49:12Yeah!
49:14Up next, Lucky Stars.
49:16The way you came
49:17into your performance
49:18was super fun.
49:19I thought your rap
49:20was really fun.
49:20You were talking
49:21about things that we knew.
49:22Your rhythm is so good,
49:24by the way.
49:24No matter where
49:25you were on the stage,
49:26you stood out to me
49:27more than anybody else.
49:28I thought your line
49:29of shooting my cool lemonade
49:30in your hot paper cup
49:32was absolutely disgusting.
49:36Now, this look
49:37doesn't look or feel
49:38as expensive
49:39as some of the other girls.
49:41The one thing
49:42that's missing,
49:42the foxtails,
49:43because it really finishes
49:45the outfit
49:45and it makes it look
49:46so much more expensive.
49:49I know that you
49:49tried to bridge the gap
49:51between your sort of
49:52cosplay style of makeup,
49:54and entering
49:55the world of humanity.
49:57Is that where we're at?
49:58Yes!
49:58And that's a good thing,
49:59but it still lends
50:01a lot of itself
50:02over to the cosplay.
50:04Up next,
50:05Morgan McMichaels.
50:06This is the most
50:07iconic outfit
50:08from Latoya's run
50:10at the Moulin Rouge.
50:11In fact,
50:11it was on the cover
50:12of Ebony Magazine,
50:13and you've done
50:13it so beautifully.
50:15Everything in this outfit
50:17is so detailed.
50:18It looks exactly like it.
50:19Thank you for this.
50:21And for your performance,
50:23you said,
50:24I'm the shit bitch
50:25no diaper.
50:27That is a bar.
50:28That is a line.
50:29Thank you very much.
50:30And you jumped
50:31from those crates
50:32and did a cartwheel
50:32onto the ground.
50:33You are a crazy performer,
50:35and I'm glad that you
50:36got to show the world
50:37that you still got it.
50:39I'll be paying for that later.
50:40Trust me.
50:41Worth it.
50:42Up next,
50:43Morphine Love Dion.
50:44This look
50:45is one of my favorites
50:46tonight.
50:46There is so much
50:47detail in this.
50:48I love those boots.
50:49I would wear those boots.
50:50I also want to wear
50:51those boots.
50:52Yes.
50:52They're yours, honey.
50:53But I do think
50:54that the performance
50:55look was a little,
50:57it wasn't enough pizzazz.
50:58It gave me very
50:59Snow White from the hood.
51:01Well, true.
51:02Actually,
51:02I didn't notice the outfit.
51:03I noticed you.
51:05Because you really know
51:06how to command the stage.
51:07I love the rap,
51:08and your lyrics
51:09were so creative.
51:10Miami Batty,
51:11can you continue
51:11that sentence for me?
51:12Miami Batty with
51:13the Nicaraguan spine.
51:14You want a lick,
51:15you got to pay my price.
51:17Great night for you,
51:18Morphine.
51:20Up next,
51:20from season two,
51:22Mystique Summers.
51:23Before I critique you,
51:24Vish,
51:24I just want to say
51:25I'm from Chicago, too.
51:26I know.
51:28In this look,
51:29I kept trying to see
51:30LaToya,
51:31but I kept seeing
51:31Albertina Walker.
51:32Ooh.
51:33This is a gospel revival.
51:35It is not the glamour
51:37and the sexiness
51:38from LaToya
51:39at Moulin Rouge.
51:41And your performance look,
51:42although yours was
51:43historically accurate,
51:44it wasn't enough
51:45dragging to it.
51:46I could see you just
51:46walking down the street
51:47in that look,
51:48but the face is as real
51:49as rain.
51:49You're beautiful.
51:51When I watched
51:52the performance,
51:52I thought you were shy.
51:54You flubbed
51:55several of the lines,
51:57but this is what I've
51:57noticed since you've been back.
51:58It feels like
51:59your impulses
52:00with your brand new body
52:02are on a
52:03one-second delay,
52:04so the performance
52:05seemed a little subdued.
52:07Coming from like
52:07400 pounds
52:08down to 195,
52:09so that truly makes sense.
52:10Yeah.
52:11Thank you,
52:12all-stars.
52:12I think we've heard enough.
52:13While you untuck backstage,
52:15the judges and I
52:16will deliberate.
52:17You may leave the stage.
52:20Now,
52:21just between us
52:22toy soldiers,
52:23what do you think?
52:23We are looking for
52:24the top two
52:25all-stars of the week.
52:27I loved everything
52:28about Don.
52:28I don't have any cons
52:30at all.
52:30From the minute
52:30she walked on stage,
52:32she knew exactly
52:32what she wanted to do
52:33and she delivered it.
52:34That LaToya look,
52:35I cannot stop
52:36thinking about it.
52:37Oh, my gosh.
52:39That was breathtaking.
52:41Really, I think
52:41my favorite look
52:42of the night.
52:43Morgan McMichaels
52:43is the type of drag queen
52:45that you pay your money
52:46to go see
52:46and she did not disappoint.
52:48This girl
52:49lives and breathes drag
52:51and you can tell that
52:51tonight in her performance.
52:53Now, the LaToya look,
52:54that was one of my favorites.
52:56Morgan replicated
52:57that outfit
52:57to the T.
52:59So, if you're putting
52:59Morgan and Morphine
53:00side by side
53:01because they're both dynamic,
53:02it's kind of like,
53:03mmm.
53:03I think Morphine's
53:04performance was wonderful
53:05and I thought her rap,
53:07her lyrics were great.
53:08However,
53:08there was this weird
53:09Snow White in the Hood
53:10thing that I was getting
53:11from her.
53:11It was just a kind of like,
53:12eh, outfit.
53:13But the LaToya outfit,
53:15that is where
53:16she hit a home run.
53:18It was a great homage
53:19to the one and only
53:20LaToya Jackson.
53:21All right.
53:22Silence.
53:23I have one thing to say.
53:25Surprise!
53:27Happy birthday, LaToya.
53:29Look at that cape.
53:31I'd like to propose
53:33a toast
53:33to the incredible
53:35LaToya Jackson.
53:37Happy birthday!
53:38Yay!
53:40Cheers!
53:41I'm drinking champagne.
53:43Yay!
53:47Welcome back,
53:48all stars.
53:49Based on your
53:50electric rugeloo performances
53:52and your LaToya's R Us
53:54runway presentations,
53:56I've made some decisions.
54:00Don.
54:01Morgan McMichaels.
54:04Morphine Love Dion.
54:05This week,
54:07you all popped
54:07and locked.
54:09But the top two
54:10all-stars of the week are
54:16Morgan McMichaels
54:19and Dawn.
54:21Condragulations.
54:22You've each earned
54:24two points.
54:26Congratulations.
54:27Cheers.
54:28The rest of you
54:29may step to the back
54:30of the stage.
54:32Congratulations.
54:33Thanks, babe.
54:34Congratulations.
54:38To all-stars
54:39stand before me.
54:41Ladies,
54:42this is your chance
54:43to impress me,
54:44win $10,000
54:46and earn
54:47a coveted
54:48extra point
54:49in the tournament
54:51of all-stars.
54:53The time has come
54:54for you
54:56to lip-sync
54:57for
55:00LaToya.
55:04I am lip-syncing
55:05against Morgan
55:05fucking McMichaels.
55:06I know this bitch
55:07is going to hit it,
55:07split it,
55:08kick it,
55:08but I got some
55:10fucking tricks
55:10up my fucking sleeve
55:11and I want
55:12this extra point
55:13so bad.
55:14I'm in the top two.
55:16Inside,
55:16I'm screaming.
55:17And now,
55:17it's the OG bitch
55:19versus the new bitch.
55:20And if I win the lip-sync,
55:21I'll be the leader.
55:23I want it.
55:24I have to have it.
55:25Good luck
55:25and don't
55:27fuck it up.
55:30Wicked law.
55:33Wicked law.
55:37Wicked in.
55:40All my life,
55:42I've always wanted more.
55:44Now that I felt blue,
55:46I forgot what you're looking for.
55:48So satisfied
55:49that I stopped searching.
55:51Whatever you do to me,
55:53baby is working.
55:54I have all this trouble
55:56that makes my feelings grow.
55:59I enjoy
55:59just with thunder.
56:01I hate the question
56:01for me, baby.
56:02Because I feel a joy
56:03and I feel a little more.
56:05I'm just trying to
56:06just to keep your love excited.
56:08I will always enjoy
56:09all the way you're making love.
56:13The love of you treated
56:14exactly what I needed
56:16so you're making love.
56:20The love of you treated
56:21with something that I did.
56:28I think I hear
56:29Mr. Bass knocking.
56:32Cool.
56:33We're going to make the rules.
56:34This ain't no joke.
56:35Knock on the door.
56:37Go for broke.
57:01All right, y'all, I'm out of here.
57:12All stars, I've made my decision.
57:21Morgan McMichaels,
57:22congratulations.
57:23You're a winner, baby.
57:26It's been amazing.
57:27You've earned a cash tip
57:30of 10,000 doulas.
57:31Plus, tickets for you
57:32and your friends
57:33to see Stop That Train
57:34in theaters June 12th.
57:36Plus, an extra point,
57:38which gives you
57:39a total of three points.
57:41Thank you all.
57:43Don, you have two points.
57:46Condragulations.
57:48Akyria, Lucky,
57:50Morphine, Mystique.
57:52Please come to the front
57:53of the stage.
58:02All stars,
58:03with great power
58:04comes great responsibility.
58:06Each week,
58:08the bottom four queens
58:09will each receive one point.
58:11But you cannot keep
58:13the point for yourself.
58:15You must give it away
58:16to the all-star
58:17you believe
58:18is the MVQ,
58:20the most valuable queen
58:22of the week.
58:23Choose wisely,
58:24because at the end
58:26of this bracket,
58:26the two queens
58:27with the most points
58:28will move on
58:30to the semifinals.
58:31And the other queens
58:32will be eliminated.
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