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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12But I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I have.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:16Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:48to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh!
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:32of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:48we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:06in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16It's strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers,
00:09:53all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short $15
00:10:17if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:11:44Watch out.
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up
00:12:07sorry I was just in character wife
00:12:09well stay out of character
00:12:11until Christmas
00:12:16and don't be late
00:12:29Harrison Group
00:12:31do you do construction for them or something
00:12:34sort of
00:12:35not that I'm judging I just
00:12:37need to get my story straight or my mom
00:12:39will eat both of us alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison Group
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47can we pick another company
00:12:49no Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:51and they'll find it impressive
00:12:53my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so it's perfect
00:13:00oh and uh
00:13:01wear something nice
00:13:02for Christmas dinner
00:13:03don't worry
00:13:04okay I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09too much
00:13:31let's go Sam
00:13:32it's time to check out the new HQ side
00:13:34hold on you're covered in water
00:13:36and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours
00:13:40it's my daughter's
00:13:42daughter's
00:13:43give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:13:46that he's with
00:14:01hey there they are
00:14:06dad
00:14:07so glad you made it
00:14:08oh
00:14:09missed you
00:14:10so
00:14:11where's this mysterious husband
00:14:13we heard all about
00:14:14he's coming
00:14:15please don't tell me
00:14:17Maximus bailed
00:14:18good
00:14:18good
00:14:18good
00:14:20so
00:14:20heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:23when's he arriving
00:14:25oh it's probably just some story
00:14:27she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:29poor thing
00:14:30not surprising
00:14:32I mean
00:14:32she's 30
00:14:33once a woman hits that age
00:14:35you become undateable
00:14:36plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48my dating life
00:14:49quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:51we're only worried about you
00:14:53all these years without a husband
00:14:55zip it Pamela
00:14:58you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01and look what happened
00:15:02she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:04raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:08and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:14he's a manager
00:15:15manager
00:15:16of what
00:15:18trash
00:15:20probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24you don't have to lie to us Eva
00:15:26actually
00:15:29he's right here
00:15:32oh wow
00:15:35wow
00:15:36he is really good looking
00:15:39ah must be AI
00:15:41congratulations Eva on your photoshop skills
00:15:46fake
00:15:46that's enough
00:15:47she's our daughter and your niece
00:15:49show some respect
00:15:51remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew William
00:15:56and you turned him down
00:15:57well guess what
00:15:59William works for the Harrison group now
00:16:02makes 500 grand a year
00:16:05that's half a million
00:16:07half a million
00:16:08girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:12and speak of the devil
00:16:17Willy you've made it
00:16:29there you are
00:16:31oh look at you now
00:16:33living the dream
00:16:35oh just
00:16:36think Eva
00:16:37well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43so married huh
00:16:45is it serious
00:16:48that's what marriage is
00:16:49it's pretty serious
00:16:51wow
00:16:52you must have rushed the time to the night huh
00:16:54makes sense though
00:16:55you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:58dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01a bullet dodged Willie
00:17:04meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:17:07that's right
00:17:09just bought this brand new suit
00:17:11with my Christmas bonus
00:17:13women love a man in red
00:17:15sexy
00:17:16like Santa Claus
00:17:18when I sit on my lap
00:17:20don't touch me
00:17:21oh so entitled
00:17:23Williams
00:17:24a successful man of taste
00:17:26not waste
00:17:27and yet for some reason
00:17:29he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean look at that car
00:17:34could your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:37think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:39with all my Harrison group money
00:17:41ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43and marry me instead
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47if you were the last man on earth
00:17:53my mom would never marry
00:17:55she already has a husband
00:17:56he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:02is that so
00:18:03well then
00:18:04where is he
00:18:05because
00:18:06I don't see him
00:18:07does anyone see him
00:18:11now
00:18:11just like I thought
00:18:13telling lies
00:18:15just like mommy
00:18:16that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19and let me show you
00:18:20what happens
00:18:21naughty children
00:18:24hey
00:18:25mommy
00:18:26are you okay
00:18:28see your hands
00:18:29oh my god
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in
00:18:31and get her packed up
00:18:32okay
00:18:32come on
00:18:33let's go
00:18:35what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:38how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:42let me go
00:18:43now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having such a good time
00:18:48let me go
00:19:03touch my wife again
00:19:05and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:11Max you came
00:19:12don't worry sweetie
00:19:16where's Piper
00:19:18William Hitter
00:19:19mom dead have taken her inside
00:19:21well it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:24well well well
00:19:25if it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:27or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:29that's right
00:19:31now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:35oh
00:19:36Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:38it's an honor to meet you
00:19:39I'm Max
00:19:40Eva told us all about you
00:19:42from New York
00:19:43polite
00:19:43handsome
00:19:45just like she said
00:19:47wow
00:19:48he was an AI
00:19:49see
00:19:51he's real
00:19:52and he's more of a man here
00:19:53than William would ever dream to be
00:19:55you son of a bitch
00:19:56you just ruined my suit
00:19:58and watch the way that you drive that
00:20:00that pristine automobile
00:20:02Gap
00:20:03car
00:20:03oh my god
00:20:05that's worth more than a house
00:20:07that car
00:20:08it was all over the news
00:20:09when the CEO of the Harrison group bought it
00:20:13wait
00:20:14are you
00:20:19like I said
00:20:20I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:22and that's all he needs to know
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:26you really are a criminal aren't you
00:20:28you stole it
00:20:30that car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:32Jesus
00:20:33how did he get away with it
00:20:35that's what I want to know
00:20:37enough
00:20:37please
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:42she would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max
00:20:46be honest with me
00:20:47where did that car come from
00:20:50how much do you want for it
00:20:51I'll pay you
00:20:52more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:55so
00:20:57you need a breath man
00:21:01hey that's it I'm calling the cops
00:21:02oh way ahead of you
00:21:04wait
00:21:05what
00:21:06are you feeling nervous Eva
00:21:09oh well
00:21:10too late
00:21:17listen hon
00:21:19I believe you
00:21:20but
00:21:21how could
00:21:22Max
00:21:22afford a car like that
00:21:24Mr. Smith
00:21:25don't worry
00:21:26it's my car
00:21:27okay
00:21:27it's not stolen
00:21:28yeah
00:21:29if it's yours
00:21:30then prove it
00:21:31thank you
00:21:32cops will be here
00:21:33in 15 minutes
00:21:34enjoy Christmas
00:21:36behind bars
00:21:36okay
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:38but then you have to get lost
00:21:40and never show your face
00:21:42around my wife or child again
00:21:43oh
00:21:44so you're a tough guy huh
00:21:46well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:48loser
00:21:48say one more word
00:21:50and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:51to take me in
00:21:54Jesus
00:21:54maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:57it's kind of sexy though
00:22:00here
00:22:01title and proof of ownership
00:22:11Mr. Harrison
00:22:15Mr. Harrison
00:22:16Mr. Harrison
00:22:20just play along
00:22:23very Christmas Willie
00:22:24now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass
00:22:27all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:28yes sir
00:22:29I'm so sorry sir
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:33please
00:22:33please
00:22:33please
00:22:33please
00:22:44please
00:22:44that William
00:22:46what a jerk
00:22:48huh
00:22:48he fooled me
00:22:49what can I say
00:22:50let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:53ruin the holidays
00:22:54oh now you don't want to ruin Christmas
00:22:56oh come on
00:22:57we were just looking out for you
00:22:59please forgive us Mr. Harrison
00:23:02you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04soon
00:23:05do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door
00:23:08a job at the Harrison group
00:23:11even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:13we are family aren't we
00:23:15family takes care of each other
00:23:18if you guys want a job at the Harrison group
00:23:20you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22Abigail
00:23:23come on
00:23:24talk to her for us
00:23:26didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:29yeah
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:35for your best life
00:23:36my new son-in-law
00:23:38come on guys
00:23:39let's go in
00:23:40welcome to the family
00:23:44welcome
00:23:45come on
00:23:46this is your fault Pam
00:23:52you can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:55my fault
00:23:56you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm
00:23:59William
00:24:09hey
00:24:10how do you have that car
00:24:11and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group
00:24:13and how do you
00:24:14I told you
00:24:15I work for Harrison group remember
00:24:17I have a friend in high places
00:24:19a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:24yes
00:24:25it's the season of giving
00:24:26he knows people
00:24:28has connections
00:24:29he's a big deal
00:24:31kind of guy
00:24:32you're a crime boss aren't you
00:24:33yeah and you best not forget it capiche
00:24:36oh my god
00:24:36just don't blow your cover
00:24:40dad
00:24:40mom
00:24:41thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:44oh honey
00:24:45we're just so happy that you found such a handsome
00:24:49strong
00:24:50good looking
00:24:51I think they get it
00:24:56how's Piper
00:24:57oh she's fine
00:24:58why don't you guys just get settled in
00:25:00and we will go check on her
00:25:02and if your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:04we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06great
00:25:07see you in a bit
00:25:08shall we
00:25:09what are you doing
00:25:12okay
00:25:14hey was that not a breach of contract
00:25:20relax
00:25:20it was just a hug
00:25:23ugh
00:25:25we just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27you'll be okay
00:25:28it's just one week
00:25:30kill me now
00:25:31well I would but
00:25:32I need to get paid
00:25:38what are you doing
00:25:40that's weird
00:25:42they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:44and
00:25:44I don't know
00:25:45something just fills off
00:25:47that's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean what do you want me to do
00:25:50make our promise to prove it
00:25:55later
00:25:58let's go
00:26:02here we go
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in honey
00:26:07everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays
00:26:09to the newest member of our family
00:26:12Max
00:26:14welcome
00:26:15cheers
00:26:16thank you miss Smith
00:26:17looks great
00:26:18oh just call me mom honey
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked
00:26:22so I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:24but we all know what Eva's
00:26:27favorite Christmas dish is right
00:26:28oh no
00:26:30mom's testing him
00:26:31she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:33you mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:40ow
00:26:40Eva sweetie
00:26:43kicking my foot
00:26:44oh sorry mom
00:26:46oh jeez
00:26:48it's okay
00:26:49look mom of course he knows it
00:26:51and I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies
00:27:07did I hear this right
00:27:08they're the best kind
00:27:11well of course
00:27:12it's pumpkin pie
00:27:14see
00:27:15are you happy now
00:27:16that's good
00:27:18but something still feels off
00:27:19mom
00:27:20don't make it weird
00:27:21okay
00:27:22we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:28but our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:34now those are quality
00:27:38okay well
00:27:39then answer this
00:27:41where's your wedding ring Eva
00:27:44where's your wedding ring Eva
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51well
00:27:52um
00:27:53it's
00:27:54silly face
00:27:54dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:57luckily I was there to pick it up for
00:27:59silly face
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06it's lasers
00:28:08it's nice
00:28:10you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not Miss Smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:16and I'm not just talking about William
00:28:19I'll bring to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22so come on guys
00:28:23let's eat
00:28:24come on
00:28:31thank you
00:28:32thank you
00:28:37and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:43nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:46sorry honey
00:28:48uh mom you know what
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:51oh honey
00:28:52newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56oh I just remembered
00:28:57the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59something about water conservation
00:29:01that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes
00:29:06honey it's no big deal
00:29:07just shower together
00:29:10shower together
00:29:10shower together
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:15okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:21you hurt
00:29:45why are you stripping
00:29:47well I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:49come on
00:29:50come on we're wasting time
00:29:51you have 15 minutes
00:29:52nice try
00:29:53I am not showering with you
00:29:54alright
00:29:55sleep yourself
00:29:56more room for me in there
00:29:58not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max
00:30:17come on Max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:19we agreed nothing physical
00:30:21you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22yes wifey
00:30:23relax
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:26unless you say you want me to
00:30:30but that'll cost extra
00:30:40and your dreams
00:30:43free to join me
00:31:04you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:07you wish
00:31:09why is she getting in
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me
00:31:13it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:34this is
00:31:35this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can move this
00:31:45baby
00:31:47I don't think I want you
00:31:53Max I shouldn't have
00:31:54or maybe we should
00:31:59god he's such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel so
00:32:05familiar
00:32:10mom
00:32:11how much so
00:32:12sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:24what I didn't mean to
00:32:25cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:29this is all an act
00:32:30let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't mean to be sorry
00:32:38just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56the man from New Year's
00:32:57is he
00:32:58Piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:53he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around
00:34:18family to me
00:34:19is
00:34:19a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21I don't want
00:34:22any loose ends
00:34:22you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him
00:34:29about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason
00:34:33just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no I
00:34:36I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then
00:34:42can I ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know
00:34:53my exact size
00:34:55I
00:34:55did not get those
00:34:57I don't know
00:34:57where those came from
00:34:58are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying
00:35:00to
00:35:00break the contract
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I
00:35:24go go go
00:35:26just a second
00:35:27come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:31oh
00:35:32sorry for interrupting
00:35:33but
00:35:34Piper is
00:35:35asking for a
00:35:36bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in
00:35:38think you can take
00:35:39this one dad
00:35:39we're
00:35:39kind of in the middle
00:35:40of something
00:35:41I can see that
00:35:43well
00:35:44why don't I
00:35:44read it to her
00:35:45I mean if you don't
00:35:46if you don't mind
00:35:48well
00:35:48I had a boy
00:35:49you know what
00:35:50just put a shirt on
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her
00:35:52Piper
00:35:53here comes
00:35:54grandpa
00:35:57he sprang to his sleigh
00:35:59to his team
00:36:00gave a whistle
00:36:00and away they all flew
00:36:02like the down
00:36:03of a thistle
00:36:04but I heard him
00:36:05exclaim
00:36:06as he drove
00:36:07out of sight
00:36:08Merry Christmas
00:36:09to all
00:36:10and to all
00:36:12a good night
00:36:15if Piper knew
00:36:17he was her real
00:36:17dad
00:36:18she'd be over
00:36:18the moon
00:36:20good night
00:36:20Piper
00:36:25is her dad
00:36:26still around
00:36:26yeah
00:36:27but he doesn't
00:36:28know it
00:36:29because
00:36:29you are
00:36:30her dad
00:36:31uh
00:36:31no
00:36:32that man
00:36:33has
00:36:33no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out
00:36:40do you really think
00:36:42so
00:36:43from the bottom
00:36:43of my heart
00:36:45maybe I should
00:36:46tell him
00:36:46he deserves to know
00:36:54Max
00:36:58you're
00:36:59Piper's father
00:37:07I'll tell you
00:37:08when the time's right
00:37:33where's Piper
00:37:35she must have
00:37:36snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep
00:37:53God he's such a good kisser
00:38:03just gonna kiss and run
00:38:06not on my watch
00:38:11yeah
00:38:11this
00:38:12I remember this
00:38:24good morning
00:38:25you two love bugs
00:38:27how was your stay
00:38:28at Chateau Smith
00:38:30good morning
00:38:31Miss Smith
00:38:31it was uh
00:38:32it was great
00:38:33wonderful
00:38:34well it's about
00:38:35to get even better
00:38:38oh no
00:38:39what is that
00:38:40sardines
00:38:41and saltines
00:38:42it's a
00:38:42Smith family classic
00:38:44it was my
00:38:45gram gram's favorite
00:38:46during wartime
00:38:46don't be shy
00:38:47go ahead
00:38:48grab a handful
00:38:50Max
00:38:51you don't have to
00:38:52no no
00:38:52it's okay
00:38:53it's a
00:38:53Smith family staple
00:38:57oh
00:39:00oh
00:39:00oh
00:39:01oh
00:39:01oh
00:39:06oh
00:39:06oh
00:39:06oh
00:39:07oh
00:39:08oh
00:39:15good
00:39:16good
00:39:17good
00:39:17good
00:39:17good
00:39:18scrumptious
00:39:20well you two better get dressed
00:39:22you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:25could I um
00:39:26could I have some water please
00:39:28that means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:32what's the deal with them
00:39:33every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:36says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:40hey don't worry I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46better have Sam on standby tonight just in case
00:39:50well
00:39:51looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:04wait that earring
00:40:07wait that earring
00:40:08you like it
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:13did you lose it
00:40:14did you lose it seven years ago
00:40:15I don't really remember the details but luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:22right
00:40:22yeah it's just a common earring
00:40:24anyone can have it
00:40:25maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:27she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32so Ava and Piper
00:40:34still aren't here
00:40:36but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:38what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:43an aging single mom
00:40:45slim pickings
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management
00:40:49that explains it
00:40:50she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:53oh please Miranda
00:40:55Ava is your niece
00:40:57oh come on grandpa
00:40:59everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:02her track record speaks for itself
00:41:04exactly
00:41:05not like my Sierra
00:41:07married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12oh
00:41:12they're here
00:41:14merry Christmas everybody
00:41:21merry Christmas everybody
00:41:22merry Christmas
00:41:24you must be grandpa Harold
00:41:26I am
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband
00:41:28Max
00:41:29pleasure to meet you
00:41:30welcome
00:41:30you're Ava's husband
00:41:33but
00:41:34you're gorgeous
00:41:37but
00:41:37not as handsome as you
00:41:39look at you two
00:41:40you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:42merry Christmas grandpa
00:41:44merry Christmas
00:41:45this is from Max and I
00:41:47oh my goodness
00:41:48thank you Ava
00:41:49let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:52oops
00:41:53oh my bad
00:41:54ooh
00:41:54a homemade gift
00:41:56how thrifty
00:41:58not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:00mommy's right
00:42:02you mean a little hack
00:42:03you little
00:42:05you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:08or you will lose yours
00:42:10oh
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist
00:42:13look what you just did to my mother
00:42:15my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:19he could ruin your life
00:42:21he could ruin your life
00:42:49close fist
00:42:49you're a fucking psycho
00:42:51you know what Sierra
00:42:52I can take your little insults
00:42:53but leave my family out of this
00:42:57her family
00:42:59she needs me
00:43:04you okay honey
00:43:05do I look okay to you
00:43:07dumbass
00:43:08do something
00:43:09you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:14oh wow
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name
00:43:19to bully people
00:43:20like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:23let's call him
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:26please
00:43:28who do you think you are
00:43:30enough
00:43:32there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:35fine dad
00:43:36let it go Nathan
00:43:38they're just jealous
00:43:42for grandpa's sake
00:43:43I'll let you off easy
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:50for slapping some sense into you
00:43:51do you want me to get the other cheek
00:43:53alright that's enough
00:43:54everyone come inside
00:43:56and sit down
00:44:17is this a joke
00:44:19can you please pass me some food
00:44:21hold it
00:44:22who said you could eat anything else
00:44:24my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:27my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:33king crab fresh from Alaska
00:44:36and grass fed wagyu
00:44:38three times the price
00:44:40fifty times the flavor
00:44:42and you don't get a single bite
00:44:44it's just petty
00:44:46maybe so
00:44:47but gourmet food
00:44:49isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:51fine
00:44:52then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:55come on let's go
00:44:56no no
00:44:56don't you dare
00:44:58leave our family dinner
00:45:00grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:01but they're treating us like
00:45:03I know dear
00:45:04I just want to have our family together
00:45:06fine
00:45:07we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:10better a stray than a bitch
00:45:12what was that
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:20we'll stay
00:45:22can I have a little napole
00:45:24it's okay sweetie
00:45:25we'll get something right after
00:45:27like drive-thru
00:45:28I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:31that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36no strays
00:45:38Al
00:45:38please
00:45:39are you okay
00:45:39yes please
00:45:41you hit my child
00:45:43you're fucking crazy
00:45:44well if you teach her some manners
00:45:46maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51don't worry baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:56don't worry baby
00:45:57I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:02sweetie
00:46:03are you ready to try the best food
00:46:05you've ever had in your life
00:46:09okay sweetheart
00:46:10give me two minutes
00:46:11and one phone call
00:46:12as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15actually I do
00:46:17he's such a liar
00:46:19this ought to be hilarious
00:46:20oh
00:46:21it will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26yeah
00:46:26send the troops
00:46:27and bring that king crab
00:46:29from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:34bring that king crab
00:46:36from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40you hear this guy
00:46:41he wants the best king crab
00:46:43in the world
00:46:44from Antarctica
00:46:46now I get why you married him Eva
00:46:48his silly delusions are just
00:46:50adorable
00:46:51Max
00:46:52what are you doing
00:46:53don't worry about it sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:56actually
00:46:57five
00:46:59four
00:47:00three
00:47:01two
00:47:02one
00:47:05a helicopter
00:47:13there's no way
00:47:20how did you pull this off
00:47:22Sam is like family
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:24thanks boss
00:47:27boss
00:47:27Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:30maybe it's time she knew
00:47:31who I really am
00:47:32Eva I think it's time you
00:47:34actually know the truth
00:47:36I'm
00:47:36Maximus Harrison
00:47:39you're
00:47:40the CEO
00:47:41of Harrison Group
00:47:46come on
00:47:48you can stop kidding around
00:47:50if you were the CEO
00:47:51why would you be here
00:47:52pretending to be my husband
00:47:53no I actually am the CEO
00:47:56come on
00:47:56you can stop the charade
00:47:57okay this is just another favor
00:47:59from that bigwig friend
00:48:00isn't it
00:48:01Eva
00:48:01I'm not pretending
00:48:04Mr. Harrison
00:48:05the Antarctic king crab
00:48:07as you requested
00:48:17how is this possible
00:48:19this loser brings
00:48:21Antarctic king crab
00:48:23and has his own
00:48:24personal chef
00:48:25who are you
00:48:27I told you
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband
00:48:29that chef called him
00:48:31Mr. Harrison
00:48:32wait
00:48:33no
00:48:34hold on
00:48:36you're the actual CEO
00:48:37of the Harrison Group
00:48:41you're worth more than
00:48:42some whole countries
00:48:43some of the small ones
00:48:45I mean you know that
00:48:47you work for me
00:48:48oh god
00:48:49I insulted my own boss
00:48:52I'm finished
00:48:57oh god
00:48:58I insulted my own boss
00:49:00I'm finished
00:49:01didn't think Max
00:49:03would commit this hard
00:49:04pretending to be CEO
00:49:05is a hell of a move
00:49:06worth every penny
00:49:07I'm paying him
00:49:08for tonight
00:49:09your feast ends
00:49:10and with that
00:49:12your career
00:49:13you're fired
00:49:14fired?
00:49:16Sam
00:49:20fired?
00:49:21oh god
00:49:22I can't be fired
00:49:24yes
00:49:26Mr. Harrison please
00:49:27you can have as much crab
00:49:29as you want
00:49:29please
00:49:30Mr. Harrison
00:49:31I'll do anything
00:49:32guys
00:49:33take out the trash
00:49:39and you
00:49:41oh me
00:49:43Mr. Harrison
00:49:44come on
00:49:45that was a Christmas joke
00:49:46a family tradition
00:49:48yeah well
00:49:49there's a new family tradition
00:49:50Sam
00:49:55will you do me the honors
00:49:58gladly
00:50:02Merry Christmas
00:50:04Merry Christmas
00:50:04Aunt Maria
00:50:07Father do something
00:50:09well you kind of deserve that
00:50:11I'm leaving
00:50:12mmm pumpkin
00:50:14my favorite
00:50:21come on sweetie
00:50:22daddy had the scrapped
00:50:23line just for you
00:50:24eat as much as you want
00:50:26thanks daddy
00:50:30I am so sorry
00:50:31I ruined your Christmas
00:50:32I just couldn't take them
00:50:33treating you like that
00:50:34honestly
00:50:36this is the best Christmas
00:50:38I've ever had
00:50:38well if you want
00:50:39we can have many more
00:50:40just like this
00:50:42does he really mean that
00:50:44or is he just playing the part
00:50:45I can't tell
00:50:47and that terrifies me
00:50:53Merry Christmas
00:50:54Mrs. Harrison
00:50:55I brought you a gift
00:50:56here's the paternity test
00:50:57between the boss
00:50:58and that little girl
00:50:58oh
00:51:05this is wonderful
00:51:07Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:10tell me everything
00:51:11Mrs. Eva Smith
00:51:12single mother
00:51:13small town gal
00:51:14didn't finish high school
00:51:16currently works in retail
00:51:17oh Maximus
00:51:18I thought I raised you better
00:51:21a high school dropout
00:51:22in the Harrison family
00:51:25not a chance
00:51:30she is clearly
00:51:31unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her
00:51:35silence
00:51:35get me the address
00:51:37where she works
00:51:37it's Happy Heels
00:51:39on Broadway
00:51:39that's nice
00:51:41we own that one
00:51:42good work
00:51:43but take off
00:51:44that stupid hat
00:51:56thanks
00:51:56so your dad insisted
00:51:58that I try this wine
00:51:59that he's been saving
00:52:00for 20 years
00:52:02sounds like he's happy
00:52:03with his new son-in-law
00:52:04and how about you
00:52:09me
00:52:10yeah
00:52:12are you happy
00:52:13with your new husband
00:52:18Eva
00:52:29that birthmark
00:52:30family to me
00:52:31family to me
00:52:32is a big commitment
00:52:33and I don't want
00:52:34any loose ends
00:52:35you know
00:52:37Maximus
00:52:37there's so much
00:52:38we don't know
00:52:39so much
00:52:39we're not telling
00:52:40each other
00:52:43no feelings
00:52:43no complications
00:52:44that's what we agreed upon
00:52:45yeah I didn't sign
00:52:46a contract
00:52:48Max
00:52:49yeah I guess
00:52:50you're right
00:52:52it's cold
00:52:54maybe I'll go grab
00:52:55some more firewood
00:52:58Max
00:53:00I need to tell you
00:53:01something
00:53:04something important
00:53:05what's gotten into her
00:53:07is she hiding something
00:53:09is this the part
00:53:10where you tell me
00:53:10there's no Santa
00:53:12I haven't been
00:53:13completely honest
00:53:14with you
00:53:17Piper is
00:53:20Piper is
00:53:21mommy
00:53:22daddy
00:53:22my hand hurts
00:53:24sweetie
00:53:25oh my gosh
00:53:26it's all swollen
00:53:27must have been
00:53:28when that witch
00:53:28smacked her
00:53:29with the fork earlier
00:53:29listen you stay here
00:53:30with daddy
00:53:31mommy's gonna go
00:53:31get a first date kit
00:53:32okay
00:53:35come on Piper
00:53:39okay let me see
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone
00:53:46hurt you or mommy
00:53:47again
00:53:47but that's not true
00:53:48you're leaving
00:53:49after Christmas
00:53:50aren't you
00:53:52uh
00:53:54daddy
00:53:54no
00:53:56well
00:54:02don't you dare
00:54:03disrespect my husband
00:54:07well maybe I don't
00:54:08have to leave
00:54:10well maybe I don't
00:54:11have to leave
00:54:12really
00:54:13please stay daddy
00:54:17you think it was
00:54:19Sky
00:54:23I wouldn't worry
00:54:25about it
00:54:25scars make you look
00:54:26like a badass
00:54:26I have one too
00:54:29dad
00:54:31I got that when I was
00:54:32about your age
00:54:32some punk came at me
00:54:34with a switchblade
00:54:35really
00:54:36no way
00:54:37no
00:54:38it was actually a cactus
00:54:40but it's still cool
00:54:43I have something like that
00:54:44on the back of my neck
00:54:49Piper
00:54:49how long have you had that
00:54:51my mom said I had that
00:54:52when I was born
00:54:58and how old are you
00:55:00six
00:55:01six
00:55:01that one night stand
00:55:03was about seven years ago
00:55:04okay I found the first date kit
00:55:07Ivor
00:55:07are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:11what do I even say
00:55:12and how do I explain it to Piper
00:55:15sorry honey
00:55:15this man's your dad
00:55:16and he didn't know you existed
00:55:18until now
00:55:19um
00:55:21yeah
00:55:23can I see your hand sweetie
00:55:24Eva
00:55:29okay look
00:55:33Piper is
00:55:39go on
00:55:47ah must be an emergency
00:55:49excuse me
00:55:50sorry
00:55:51take this
00:55:59mommy are you okay
00:56:00yeah
00:56:03mommy's just realizing
00:56:04she's a coward
00:56:05I don't even have the guts
00:56:07to tell the truth
00:56:10why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:13I'm telling you Max
00:56:14that woman is manipulating you
00:56:16she's a high school dropout
00:56:18doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband
00:56:24Max
00:56:25that man has no idea
00:56:27what a treasure
00:56:29he's missing out on
00:56:33I'm sorry Max
00:56:35you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:37your mother would take her away
00:56:38after Christmas
00:56:39it's over
00:56:42Eva
00:56:44Maximus
00:56:45are you even listening to me
00:56:47no mom mom
00:56:48listen
00:56:49I'm sorry
00:56:49okay
00:56:50Eva's my wife
00:56:51and I've made up my mind
00:56:52I'm not leaving her
00:56:55Eva
00:57:01thank you
00:57:13oh wow
00:57:15that's so cool
00:57:16what did you make it?
00:57:17uh Derek
00:57:18this is from
00:57:19Eva and I
00:57:20oh
00:57:21thank you so much
00:57:22just
00:57:23thanks God
00:57:24glad you're here
00:57:26got it
00:57:27oh
00:57:27wow
00:57:29damn
00:57:29these are nice
00:57:30grandpa
00:57:32language
00:57:32little ears
00:57:38Piper
00:57:39do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41it's in the other room by the train set
00:57:42here I'll go with you
00:57:43remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45ready ready
00:57:46grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48what do we got guys?
00:57:49walking home from our house
00:57:51Christmas Eve
00:57:55you never told me
00:57:59have we met before?
00:58:04have we met before?
00:58:07she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15Eva
00:58:16I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29they're very common
00:58:29I feel so awful
00:58:31but I can't lose my child
00:58:33no matter how I feel about him
00:58:37maybe
00:58:40are you okay?
00:58:43are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47no
00:58:47I'm fine
00:58:49um
00:58:51oh
00:58:52I almost forgot
00:58:55I got you this
00:58:56you got me a gift too?
00:58:58tis the season
00:59:00open it
00:59:13gloves
00:59:15did you make these?
00:59:17yeah
00:59:18yeah
00:59:19I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20but
00:59:20that's Christmas
00:59:22you've already done so much for me
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:28how did I feel?
00:59:30warm right?
00:59:31yeah
00:59:33warm
00:59:35soft
00:59:38perfect
00:59:42thank you
00:59:43thank you
00:59:43thank you Eva
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48really?
00:59:50yeah my mom
00:59:51she partied all the time
00:59:52and I got gifts
00:59:54plenty of them
00:59:55but
00:59:56I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:00nothing
01:00:01personal
01:00:02well you deserve it
01:00:05you're a good guy
01:00:07and
01:00:07someday you'll
01:00:09find
01:00:10someone special
01:00:11to
01:00:11spend all your Christmases with
01:00:14what if that day's today
01:00:19what if I already found someone special
01:00:23right here
01:00:47Max
01:00:49we can't
01:00:51if you want me to stop
01:00:52you better tell me right now
01:00:59come on
01:01:00I don't want you to stop
01:01:02come on
01:01:07no matter how many years pass
01:01:09I still can't resist him
01:01:22I don't want you
01:01:33oh god you weren't trying to be fucking insane
01:01:41Piper
01:01:50Piper
01:01:51Piper
01:01:52Piper
01:01:53she can't see you
01:01:54she can't see you
01:02:11Eva
01:02:14Grandma
01:02:15I'm up here
01:02:28that was way too close
01:02:31yeah
01:02:31we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:37sometimes
01:02:38sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:42can I
01:02:43still unwrap my present
01:02:46you still haven't given me mine
01:02:53let me give it to you
01:02:54you still haven't given me mine
01:02:58you still haven't given me mine
01:02:59I'm up here
01:03:03I'm up here
01:03:08I'm up here
01:03:10I'm up here
01:03:19I'm up here
01:03:20I'm up here
01:03:21I'm up here
01:03:22I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:24I'm up here
01:03:31Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait!
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night,
01:05:03I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:16Mother, just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a church in the end,
01:07:20I'm a church in the side of this insurance.
01:07:22Just tip ten times.
01:07:25Eve is meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:32Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile.
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:57I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:07I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:25and I'll find you another.
01:08:27You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:30No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33I work in waste management,
01:08:35and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband,
01:08:39and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi.
01:09:03Welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome.
01:09:10I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want
01:09:15something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:26but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on.
01:09:29She wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:39Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style,
01:09:59but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:04Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind,
01:10:12she's patient.
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:11I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:28or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person, after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:35I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:08You, out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:18I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No, don't worry.
01:13:24You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment, I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you talking...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:45And you?
01:14:47You lied to me at the store.
01:14:49You were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:03Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:08It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:57Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:42Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:55Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:11She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:41I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva.
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy.
01:19:03Daddy.
01:19:04Piper.
01:19:07Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:21Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:31I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama.
01:19:54Oh.
01:19:57Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yeah, yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:19Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:29I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:35Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:42I don't know.
01:21:44I don't know.
01:21:45You
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