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00:00:09To be continued...
00:00:30Peace out.
00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, there.
00:12:35Hey, there.
00:12:36There's a little flag.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:44Doubt your wife's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:53I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:07Here we go.
00:13:08I'll put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down to five.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:10Oh, hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:29I got into you, girl.
00:14:31There's good people there.
00:14:33You're here to get.
00:14:36Got you.
00:14:37No working on a sundae?
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Whisk, whisk, whisk.
00:14:41Cheez and Rouse, at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Ow, I'm gonna get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ, you can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie,
00:15:03but Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What exactly does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work, no more stimulus...
00:15:15No! No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass,
00:15:25and we're gonna have that deal
00:15:27we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow,
00:15:29and I gotta watch my game,
00:15:31and the damn boss is gone!
00:15:34Settle down, settle down, it's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:41What do you think?
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45Well,
00:15:47good luck,
00:15:48and remember what I said,
00:15:50100% rest, okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Ooh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:59Rest up, honey, and, uh,
00:16:01all work.
00:16:02I take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh!
00:16:04No!
00:16:07Ooh-hoo-hoo!
00:16:16I'm gonna go see if I can save that house.
00:16:31Oh, gosh.
00:16:33What a mess.
00:16:34Oh, gosh!
00:16:35What a mess!
00:16:37Oh, gosh!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but...
00:16:41this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43Do it as a burdock!
00:16:45Oh!
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Evening.
00:16:51Uh, sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59Uh, sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where'd it twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix.
00:17:40No problem.
00:17:42Igor, get Jack Hammer.
00:17:44No!
00:17:45No, Igor.
00:17:46Don't get Jack Hammer.
00:17:48Stop!
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50Fine.
00:17:51You can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask?
00:17:54Can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Just kill them all!
00:18:12Kill them all!
00:18:20They know.
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of a Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:29Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen,
00:18:32but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's gonna be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those comments near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen, they're not bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08They're gonna be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:14I don't know what you mean.
00:19:32Don't be any distraction.
00:19:35You know what?
00:19:37You like?
00:19:54I'm so sorry.
00:19:56I'm so sorry.
00:20:16I'm so sorry.
00:20:18I'm so sorry.
00:20:18I'm so sorry.
00:20:18Stop!
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:27Come on, Bernie, Christian.
00:20:29You can do this.
00:20:32You can do this.
00:20:34Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:20:49Kyle!
00:20:53Kyle!
00:20:58Ludoc!
00:21:01It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:21:05Now is not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then we finish early, yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:18Oh, my God.
00:21:23Your boat is here.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:45No, go.
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:12Did you try to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kinda busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:23Waking up like one step at a time.
00:22:26Sneaking together right down the line.
00:22:29Shaking it up, we're living the life.
00:22:32It's a crazy house.
00:22:35Crazy house.
00:22:38It's a crazy house.
00:22:52What's coming on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more foolin' around with his science stuff.
00:22:57All right, here.
00:23:00I came to bed.
00:23:02No, I can't.
00:23:16My bad.
00:23:19No, I can't.
00:23:21No, I can't.
00:23:22No, I can't.
00:23:22No.
00:23:24No.
00:23:27No, no.
00:23:29And...
00:23:51You look more pretty than my knees.
00:23:58Making our way one step at a time.
00:24:01Sticking together...
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot!
00:24:06TAKE THOSE FUCKING THINGS OFF!
00:24:16There is probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie.
00:24:21We follow a water pipe.
00:24:23Oh! We're following the water pipe.
00:24:26Almost done.
00:24:29And they're almost done!
00:24:37It's Easter.
00:24:40I ain't even peaceful.
00:24:44Watch out, you say? You want a bit of bed?
00:24:46Don't.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam!
00:24:54Sarah!
00:24:55Breakfast!
00:24:57Guys!
00:24:59Jesus Christ!
00:25:01I did not realize you were making a poopy.
00:25:04I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:12Adam!
00:25:12Sarah!
00:25:13Don't wait to church!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters!
00:25:25Hey!
00:25:27Are...
00:25:28Are you...
00:25:33Is that Reefer?
00:25:40I got this letter in the mail.
00:25:43It says here that I'm fired.
00:25:48I just...
00:25:51I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:26:06What the fuck?
00:26:14Open up.
00:26:15There you go.
00:26:17Good girl.
00:26:17Good girl.
00:26:18Good girl.
00:26:23You got some wrists?
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:24Lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just...
00:26:31eat this
00:26:32before any more accidents happen.
00:26:40Half a pill.
00:26:41Once a day.
00:26:42No more.
00:26:43It's a strong stuff.
00:26:45And whatever you do,
00:26:46do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right.
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink,
00:26:50so that's not a problem.
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself.
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:56It just knocks you out cold.
00:27:00So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:02Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Well, thank you, Doc.
00:27:09Goodbye, and God bless.
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:12You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There it is.
00:27:15There it is.
00:27:17Go, Mickey.
00:27:21Oh!
00:27:21Hey, hey.
00:27:33Guys!
00:27:34Bernie Christian here.
00:27:38I think it's best
00:27:41if we postpone the whole operation.
00:27:44It's not you guys.
00:27:46My wife.
00:27:48Just with the noise and the dust.
00:27:54Oh, are you all right?
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:28:07With a very heavy heart, guys,
00:28:09that I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave.
00:28:38You guys just hear that?
00:28:43One second.
00:28:49One second.
00:29:05We'll kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no way to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:38Bernie Christian.
00:29:41Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even funny?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:56Yes, sir.
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful.
00:30:15For they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:25What I don't understand, though, what is it there.
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus.
00:30:39Lord.
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go!
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad?
00:30:57Dad?
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No!
00:31:05With us out of the way,
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're gonna go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:21Well, I think...
00:31:23Goddamn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom, hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:35I'm scared, okay?
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's gonna be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just gonna check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:12Do it.
00:32:14What a kiss, man.
00:32:17What a kiss.
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were gonna move me out of my own house
00:32:34for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're sick, wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take two to work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find you.
00:32:54Find what?
00:33:26I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But...
00:34:10But I really think so.
00:34:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just eat one of these.
00:34:39Work.
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:41Sure.
00:34:46Well, Ben.
00:34:48Open.
00:34:52Oh.
00:35:05Peter?
00:35:06Piotr? Are you okay?
00:35:12Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:16What?
00:35:18What did you see?
00:35:21Is he sick?
00:35:31Angel! Angel, no! Angel!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:42It smells.
00:35:44It smells what?
00:35:45No. No.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Bring me up!
00:35:50Bring me up!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:02Faster!
00:36:05No!
00:36:07No!
00:36:10No!
00:36:16No!
00:36:17No!
00:36:17No!
00:36:19Jesus!
00:36:19Thank God!
00:36:20Thank God!
00:36:21Why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:28He really does.
00:36:32Feels like I failed you.
00:36:34I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:50So, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:22Oh, right.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God.
00:37:41To get all of our answers.
00:37:44The sanctuary of God is in your spirit.
00:37:47And in the church.
00:37:49Right.
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51We go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:58So...
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01My wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:08How do you explain that?
00:38:12You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:14Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience.
00:38:19The division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus!
00:38:29Jesus!
00:38:30It doesn't work!
00:38:31Oh, fuck!
00:38:48Oh, fuck!
00:38:52Oh, fuck!
00:38:56You're not...
00:38:58Open up!
00:38:59This is the police.
00:39:02Open up!
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:10Open up right now!
00:39:11Hello?
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:32No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired!
00:39:40Shot fired!
00:39:41I need backup now!
00:39:51No dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Backup is all the way.
00:40:11Stop here!
00:40:12Fucking dick!
00:40:15We're never gonna make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shoot you in the flesh!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:23I'm sorry.
00:40:33You're not.
00:40:37I'll have to get the door.
00:40:39He's a little bit better.
00:40:39Come on.
00:40:41Come on.
00:40:41Come on.
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:37Maybe I can do it.
00:41:38No touch.
00:41:43Oh.
00:42:33Come on, come on, get up.
00:42:38Here we go, come on, here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Ooh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Ooh, that's still in there.
00:43:20Um, where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills for that.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45And I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me here?
00:43:58Oh, goddammit, who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well, I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06I don't agree is okay.
00:44:07No!
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:11Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:27Give me the pills back.
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:33Y'all gone crazy?
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:38Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:44:43Oh!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:50Ah!
00:44:53Kill them!
00:44:55This is not how you were a race, Bernie Christian.
00:44:57Kill them all
00:44:59Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside
00:45:03Kill them all
00:45:04Be kind to one another
00:45:05Kill them all
00:45:06Tender hearted
00:45:07Kill them all
00:45:08Forgive me
00:45:09Kill them all
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you
00:45:31Fyodor
00:45:32I forgive you
00:46:20All that matters
00:46:24It's where we
00:46:30Live together
00:46:35In perfect harmony
00:46:42We're free
00:46:44We're free
00:46:47We're free
00:46:54Side by side
00:46:57Into the light
00:47:06In perfect harmony
00:47:09In perfect harmony
00:47:15In perfect harmony
00:47:30Oh, good man, feels better to me
00:47:42In him, we stand so old
00:47:58Igor, I... I wasn't...
00:48:03You must give, son
00:48:07Not fuck, son
00:48:16You're both in this room
00:48:29There
00:48:30There
00:48:31There
00:48:52This is a good girl.
00:48:55This is a good girl.
00:48:59Just that.
00:49:00It's just a rat.
00:49:03This is a bad guy.
00:49:05No!
00:49:06No!
00:49:09No!
00:49:10No!
00:49:10No!
00:49:18No!
00:49:19No!
00:49:21No!
00:49:23No!
00:49:23No!
00:49:35No!
00:49:36No!
00:49:36No!
00:49:53No!
00:50:06No!
00:50:11No!
00:50:19No!
00:50:23No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:28No!
00:50:29No!
00:50:30No!
00:50:31No!
00:50:41No!
00:50:42No!
00:50:43No!
00:50:45No!
00:50:47Oh!
00:50:49No!
00:50:58No!
00:51:00No!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:05No!
00:51:06I'm sorry!
00:51:08I'm sorry!
00:51:09No!
00:51:12Adam?
00:51:38I can't!
00:51:43I can't!
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:51:46What are you doing?
00:51:47I'm not doing that, fool!
00:51:49I'm sorry!
00:51:57Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:00Fuck, come on!
00:52:02Leave, leave, come on, no!
00:52:04Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, come on.
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:18Boy, listen to your dad.
00:52:21He hates you, man.
00:52:27I'm sorry I kiss you.
00:52:30I think we have something special after we smoked ice together.
00:52:34Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:44I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:54When's the alien coming back?
00:53:05He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:11First time I got high.
00:53:15He never come back.
00:53:17I'm sorry.
00:53:19No.
00:53:25No.
00:53:45I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:48I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:01Look, Papa, you're still here.
00:54:05Yes, yes, you're still here.
00:54:11God, you're so big.
00:54:14Come on.
00:54:18Come on.
00:54:18Come on.
00:54:38Come on.
00:54:43Come on.
00:54:44Come on.
00:55:02Come on.
00:55:05Come on.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:20Come on.
00:55:21Come on.
00:55:26Come on.
00:55:27Come on.
00:55:40Come on.
00:55:42Come on.
00:55:44Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:56:00Come on.
00:56:25Come on.
00:56:26Come on.
00:56:27Come on.
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:32Come on.
00:56:43Come on.
00:56:48Come on.
00:56:49It's best to meet you, Abishan.
00:56:58What's...
00:57:00Dadica!
00:57:05Nadia!
00:57:07Put your hands up!
00:57:09The division, Nadia!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole. She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me. Fuckin' look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:23He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You got me this cop, kill the fuck!
00:57:32No, he's not worth it!
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:35He's not worth it!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37I fucking trust!
00:57:45Etta.
00:57:50It's your sister.
00:57:56Oh, my God.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:02No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:08I think she said that she didn't.
00:58:16Maybe I didn't understand.
00:58:19She was in Rgane.
00:58:26Maybe Nadia said Rgane.
00:58:31Maybe Nadia said Rgane.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:41Nadia said Rgane.
00:58:52Not a major piece.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:32Oh, my God.
00:59:35Oh, my God.
00:59:52What a hell, yeah.
00:59:54What a hell?
00:59:54Oh, my God.
00:59:55I hate it.
00:59:55No, no, no, no.
01:00:40No, no, no, no.
01:00:55No, no, no, no.
01:00:57Eve?
01:00:58Darling?
01:01:03Eve?
01:01:05Eve?
01:01:09Mom?
01:01:11Shut that button!
01:01:12Mom?
01:01:22Eve?
01:01:23Eve?
01:01:23Eve?
01:01:23No.
01:01:25Eve?
01:01:26Eve?
01:01:28Eve?
01:01:30No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:36No!
01:01:36No!
01:01:50It's alright.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You can only do so much, right?
01:02:01Right?
01:02:04Uh...
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:15Uh, sure, uh...
01:02:18Maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice, but...
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I...
01:02:37I get it.
01:02:38I get that.
01:02:40I'm gonna be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and...
01:02:52Homosexuals.
01:02:54Pedophiles.
01:02:55I...
01:02:56I...
01:02:56Yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05But...
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I wanna thank you for...
01:03:25Give me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think.
01:03:30Just...
01:03:30Just to work a few things out.
01:03:33So...
01:03:33Thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:08You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of these things?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13That's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me.
01:04:14It's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you're gonna be...
01:04:29Fuck you, Jesus Christ.
01:04:32That's so cool.
01:04:33You're welcome.
01:04:37You are welcome.
01:04:39No!
01:04:40No!
01:04:41Kill them all!
01:04:51No!
01:04:53No!
01:04:55No!
01:04:55No!
01:04:56No!
01:04:56No!
01:04:57No!
01:04:59I don't know!
01:04:59No!
01:05:00No!
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:17I don't know.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:29You'll break.
01:05:46No!
01:06:08I don't know.
01:06:09I'm sorry, Dad.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no!
01:06:20All right, stay calm.
01:06:22Stay calm, we've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28And we're ready to notify the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31Asshole guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37All right, guys.
01:06:38What do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41Here, you fuckos!
01:06:42We go outside, you go back!
01:06:46You, come with us!
01:06:49Go!
01:06:50Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52What?
01:06:53Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust us?
01:06:57Call FBI!
01:06:58Ghostage!
01:06:59Stupid!
01:07:00You are insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:06Hey!
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:18What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:19Get out of here!
01:07:20We go, we go!
01:07:21Yeah!
01:07:21Mama, take your sister.
01:07:27Papa, I can't kill her.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31I can't kill her.
01:07:34How is that possible?
01:07:36I don't know her.
01:07:38Fuck!
01:07:41You won't stay. You can stay.
01:07:44No problem. Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no!
01:07:51He's right.
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:21When the world will be born and stay.
01:08:26Or what time is on spot and joy.
01:08:32Be careful and joy.
01:08:34Or what time is on spot and joy.
01:08:42Or what time is on spot and joy.
01:09:17CHOIR SINGS
01:09:19CHOIR SINGS
01:09:26Science, motherfucker!
01:10:18CHOIR SINGS
01:10:19CHOIR SINGS
01:10:23CHOIR SINGS
01:10:25CHOIR SINGS
01:10:25CHOIR SINGS
01:10:31CHOIR SINGS
01:11:01CHOIR SINGS
01:11:06We're gonna go.
01:11:09Come on, see.
01:11:11What do you really want?
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:18Christians.
01:11:19We're here to get you out.
01:11:22Come over here, please.
01:11:24Look.
01:11:26Mom.
01:11:28It's over.
01:11:29It's all over.
01:11:32Oh, my God.
01:11:33Oh, my God.
01:11:33Oh, my God.
01:11:36Calm down, sir.
01:11:41Let the hostages go.
01:11:42Fuck you.
01:11:44Fuck!
01:11:48What's your plan?
01:11:50When you think you're in three,
01:11:53we're going to get you out.
01:12:04There's too many.
01:12:07So, can you see tears, you bet?
01:12:11Oh, Papa.
01:12:14Ross.
01:12:16I...
01:12:18Don't do it, sir.
01:12:20And of all.
01:12:30Bernard!
01:12:31Let it be known on this day,
01:12:33Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead.
01:12:38It's Easter motherfuckers.
01:12:40And I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny.
01:12:44Now get the fuck out of my house!
01:12:49You destroy me, family!
01:12:51You're gonna get the fuck!
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover!
01:12:56Man down!
01:13:13Papa!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:39Pat!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:40Help!
01:13:43Help!
01:13:49Let's go.
01:14:25Let's go.
01:14:44Let's go.
01:15:21Let's go.
01:15:24Let's go.
01:15:24Let's go.
01:15:53Let's go.
01:15:54Let's go.
01:16:05Let's go.
01:16:07Let's go.
01:16:07Let's go.
01:16:11Let's go.
01:16:27Let's go.
01:16:43Let's go.
01:16:54Let's go.
01:17:01Let's go.
01:17:10Let's go.
01:17:28Let's go.
01:17:29Let's go.
01:17:42Let's go.
01:17:45Let's go.
01:17:58Let's go.
01:18:02Let's go.
01:18:03Let's go.
01:18:05Let's go.
01:18:06Let's go.
01:18:08Let's go.
01:18:09Let's go.
01:18:10Let's go.
01:18:11Let's go.
01:18:15Let's go.
01:18:20See you around, buddy.
01:18:23Let's go.
01:18:24Let's go.
01:18:25Let's go.
01:18:33Let's go.
01:18:40Let's go.
01:18:41Let's go.
01:18:41Let's go.
01:18:45Let's go.
01:18:53Let's go.
01:18:56You too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:19:00Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
01:19:48Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:04I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:06It's hot.
01:20:09Oh, la la.
01:20:14Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:20Oh, fuck!
01:20:25Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:26Fucking hell.
01:20:31Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs, freeze.
01:20:35No!
01:20:35Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sara.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:49I...
01:20:50See, I not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:05I'm not like Papa.
01:21:06No.
01:21:19I feel better?
01:21:24I feel better.
01:21:41It's good. Let it out. Yes, Zahra. You're so purity. Please. You can do so. Come on, yes.
01:21:55Yes, Zahra.
01:22:01Monsieur.
01:22:04I miss you, too, brother. I miss you, too.
01:22:10Hey.
01:22:19Oh, fuck.
01:22:22You can do, Zahra. You can do, Zahra.
01:22:27Come on, yes. Breathe.
01:22:30Please.
01:22:41Beautiful.
01:22:44Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you, you better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:10But, seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:21Oh, I love you, Dad.
01:23:23Thank you, Dad.
01:23:26You're my grand-doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A family is the most important.
01:23:47Christians!
01:24:05Oh, gosh.
01:24:09What a mess.
01:24:18You guys.
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:26I'm not experimenting with science.
01:24:31Or boys.
01:24:34Or work.
01:24:41Well, this fucking guy.
01:24:45Look, I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:54Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00Nope.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:12Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:35Mom.
01:25:35Mom.
01:25:47Mom.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:25:57Hmm?
01:26:02Hmm?
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, my God.
01:26:35Oh, fucking hell.
01:26:35Oh, my God.
01:26:41Oh, my God.
01:26:42Oh, my God.
01:26:44Oh, my Oh, my God.
01:26:46Oh, my God.
01:26:47Life is full of surprises each day.
01:26:50Hello.
01:26:52Hey.
01:26:53And the best we can is all we know how to do.
01:26:57Hey, come on, dude.
01:26:59Come on.
01:27:01And the family.
01:27:02I'm going to be part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05We make two things a little bit differently.
01:27:10Let the neighbors talk a dozen, but I'm about to meet me.
01:27:17We'll be here, I'll never be here.
01:27:21Cause I know I know how to see us through.
01:27:29Oh, we might not quite fit the mold.
01:27:35But we always have a smile to share that I have to hold.
01:27:41We're making our way one step at a time.
01:27:44Sticking the gears up right down the line.
01:27:47Shaking it up we're living the life.
01:27:50It's a crazy house.
01:27:53Crazy house.
01:27:55It's a crazy house.
01:27:57I won't see you.
01:28:00Oh, okay.
01:28:04Oh, okay.
01:28:14Oh, okay.
01:28:30Oh, wow!
01:28:31All our dreams intertwine it under one roof.
01:28:36Anything's possible, I guess we're living proof.
01:28:42Oh, wow!
01:28:43Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:28:46Sorry.
01:28:48Sorry.
01:28:48It's a crazy love, we'll find a way.
01:28:54Bring it away one step at a time, sticking together right down the line.
01:29:00Shaking it up and living the life, it's a crazy house.
01:29:06Bring it away one step at a time, sticking together right down the line.
01:29:13Shaking it up and living the life, it's a crazy house.
01:29:17Like a maze.
01:29:19Crazy house, it's a crazy house on Old School.
01:29:25Ooh.
01:29:30Ooh.
01:29:31Woooo!
01:29:32Woooo!
01:29:33Wooooo!
01:29:36Woooo!
01:29:38She'soo!
01:29:41Woooo!
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