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Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:00:59I don't...
00:01:26Jesus!
00:01:28Mom?
00:01:29Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:01:31Please?
00:01:32Oh, please.
00:01:33Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:46See?
00:01:47The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:01:49Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:53The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:17Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:35Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no.
00:02:40Please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood?
00:02:42You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:52I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:54Remember.
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:20debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts?
00:04:22Quiet!
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good!
00:04:53And you!
00:04:54Keep practicing!
00:04:55You sound god-awful!
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:05:21No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:22I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:05:26This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:05:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:34I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceived.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:47So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svenson.
00:06:43Don't fuck this up.
00:06:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:07:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:27You know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always fold, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to win.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:06Hmm.
00:08:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:32Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric.
00:08:54Everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:12Let's see.
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a shout.
00:09:27Wait.
00:09:29Please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:50I think I'm gonna...
00:09:52Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:21This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:43And I think you can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:04I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:29I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:43I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:12:52Keep your eyes open.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can if you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my hand.
00:13:17Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:13:20I can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:27Don't think.
00:13:30Just fail.
00:13:32Tell me anything.
00:13:33So good.
00:13:35But I need more, Eric.
00:13:40You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47So I'm going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll beat you there.
00:13:51I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:57Four.
00:14:00Two.
00:14:05Four.
00:14:07Five.
00:14:07Four.
00:14:09Four.
00:14:1210
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:14:28In front of other people
00:14:31I think this is your floor
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:14:41At 8 o'clock
00:14:43If you decided that you want more
00:14:45See you there
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:15:06And the things that she's done
00:15:08What about you?
00:15:10Me?
00:15:13I'm the responsible sister
00:15:15The boring one, if you will
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:15:20Follow the rules and all that good stuff
00:15:23I don't believe you
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator
00:15:27Oh, come on
00:15:30Come on
00:15:32It's Vegas
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence
00:15:34Just for tonight
00:15:38So
00:15:39Any bad ideas?
00:15:45Just one
00:15:52What are you doing?
00:16:09No games
00:16:10Just fuck me already
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first
00:16:14Consider me wooed
00:16:15You think we could take it slow?
00:16:17Your lips say one thing
00:16:18But your body says something else
00:16:32Wait
00:16:35Shit
00:16:36I almost lost my cool
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan
00:16:41Oh my god
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that
00:16:44That was so embarrassing
00:16:45This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:16:47That was way too much
00:16:48Hey
00:16:50You're never too much
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:16:55They would freak out
00:16:57Tonight's not about your family
00:16:58Tonight's about you
00:16:59Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:17:03Do something that you want to do
00:17:05Something no one would expect
00:17:07Maybe he's right
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:17:15For once in my life
00:17:17I'm doing something for myself
00:17:19She spotted the chapel
00:17:22Just like I planned
00:17:26So are you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:30It's only temporary
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:17:37So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready
00:17:43Come on
00:17:46Let's go
00:17:52You nervous?
00:17:55Just
00:17:56Never been married before
00:18:04It's my sister
00:18:05I need to take this
00:18:06Oh, yeah
00:18:07Take your time
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:18:10Hey, mama
00:18:11Let's get some flowers for you
00:18:12Come on
00:18:12Let's do it
00:18:14You need to come home
00:18:15Now
00:18:16I can't
00:18:17Secret
00:18:17Eric, dad's up to something
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:18:21And made me dress up
00:18:22He looks at me weird
00:18:24It really freaks me out
00:18:25You were my big brother, E
00:18:27I need you
00:18:28Here
00:18:28Listen, I can't leave right now
00:18:30But I promise
00:18:31When I come home
00:18:32I'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine
00:18:47You, uh
00:18:48You sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary
00:18:53Come on
00:18:54We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:59Let's go
00:19:14Right
00:19:15Only temporary
00:19:16Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:19:19Then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:19:23But she doesn't know that
00:19:24And once she does
00:19:26She'll hate me
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40Alright, you ready to rock and roll
00:19:41You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:48Woo!
00:19:48Woo!
00:19:49Woo!
00:19:50Woo!
00:19:51Woo!
00:19:52Woo!
00:19:53Woo!
00:19:54Woo!
00:19:58Woo!
00:19:59Woo!
00:20:06Woo!
00:20:07Woo!
00:20:10Woo!
00:20:10Woo!
00:20:11Woo!
00:20:12Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13This is it
00:20:15I have the wand of light
00:20:17The most powerful object in the world
00:20:19If I leave now
00:20:21I could use it to take control away from my father
00:20:23Set secret and eye free
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once
00:20:34But I already betrayed her once
00:21:16I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries
00:21:18I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries
00:21:18Be back soon
00:21:25I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries
00:21:28it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the the hand fast bond will probably only last
00:21:34till the morning hmm that's weird the mark should have worn off by now
00:21:48so did you marry the girl yet
00:21:53no it's complicated complicated or distracted you were sent there to marry the sherwood heir and
00:22:03bind her power to this family not to play house you're a svensson act like one eric is a svensson
00:22:12i married my family's worst enemy i don't need you to tell me what i am then stop hesitating if
00:22:19the
00:22:19rumors about the wand of lighter truth we might catch an even bigger prize so hurry up and marry
00:22:26the sherwood girl and then bring her to me idiot
00:22:38he's been lying this whole time
00:22:46i need to tell her the truth
00:22:49you lying piece of bullshit you didn't want me you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:22:57i didn't even know the wand existed until i met you you still lied to me eric you knew i
00:23:01was a
00:23:02sherwood from the start that's why you gave me a fake fucking name right okay i i did but that
00:23:06was before we did what before before you decided to mess with me get your dick wet before you ruin
00:23:11me and my family forever i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine oh i know
00:23:16all
00:23:17about you spinsons all you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want i should
00:23:24have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't work on me this time the hand fast
00:23:29mark
00:23:30it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was the hand fast wasn't a trick not that part
00:23:37not with you it doesn't matter eric you will never ever get the wand lily what
00:23:47when this fades eric i will never have to see you again
00:24:05so that didn't happen
00:24:08my older sister effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:24:12then a month went by then well
00:24:20see this is where you don't with old magic it's all fun and games so there's a full moon
00:24:26then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:24:33apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:24:40also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:24:47i tried calling texting sending flying monkeys nothing not a single word from my beloved husband
00:25:07and yes i still sleep with a wand under my pillow the emotional ass whooping i got from my mother
00:25:13for
00:25:14getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough no one can ever find out that i almost lost the
00:25:20wand too
00:25:21i just need one night to sleep without thinking about him
00:25:49who are you what do you want with the wand of light
00:25:54nothing i'm just here to collect my payday from my client once i bring them that wand
00:26:00payday someone sent you who fred i can't break client confidentiality sorry sweetie
00:26:08well i'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to with tonight
00:26:24be wise not to fight back which you're in over your head
00:26:30i'd rather die than let you take the harm
00:26:34suit yourself
00:26:39suit yourself
00:26:48what the fuck
00:27:03get off me she has the wand
00:27:06i got the wand i'll get the rest later
00:27:11no
00:27:15you are the reason i lost the wand who are you
00:27:24the hand fast mark
00:27:29hello wife miss me
00:27:34what are you doing here
00:27:36well you know i thought i'd spice up our marriage do a little role-playing but it looks like
00:27:40you're more into bondage i didn't know you were so kinky shut up
00:27:47you should be thanking me i did just save your life thanking you
00:27:51you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone how did you even find me
00:27:57wait a minute wait a minute you were trying to steal the wand too weren't you
00:28:02maybe
00:28:04oh you slimy tote face motherfucker okay first you tricked me into marrying you then you ghost me for
00:28:12six months and and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my
00:28:18wand look i was just gonna borrow it yeah for one of your dirty no good spins and schemes
00:28:23i i just i need it okay it's it's the only way that we can be free look my dad
00:28:31doesn't know about
00:28:32our marriage not yet but he knows about the wand if he gets a hold of it he should sell
00:28:37to the
00:28:37highest bidder whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world or worse no worse than
00:28:43tricking me into marrying you i told you that that wasn't a trick it doesn't matter eric she has the
00:28:50wand that shadow thief or whatever and that's your fault i can get it back look i know i don't
00:28:58deserve it but just give me one more chance i can get the wand back take care of what i
00:29:04need to take
00:29:04care of and then i'll do the divorce spell please lily just give me one more chance please i can't
00:29:11trust
00:29:11him i shouldn't but my gut tells me this time it might be different
00:29:25no no we're both gonna go get it it is my job as a sherwood heir to set things right
00:29:31so i don't let
00:29:32the wand fall into the wrong hands and you really think after vegas i would let you go alone to
00:29:38find
00:29:38the most powerful magical object in the entire world fair uh whatever you want lily god i hate
00:29:46when you call me that all right i'll call you wife and you can call me whatever you want eric
00:29:54husband
00:29:55daddy shut up don't call me wife either after we get this wand we will do the divorce spell got
00:30:01it
00:30:01you're breaking my heart i mean you're the better half of my soul yeah you're not going to speak talk
00:30:08your way into my pants again eric we'll see
00:30:15now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell so we have to track its trail that's a 10 mile radius
00:30:22we'll never find the wand inside that circle well with the tracking spell i get a location okay
00:30:28it doesn't last long though we'll have like three or four days well lucky for you i already packed your
00:30:34bags consider it our official honeymoon
00:30:42after this we're done you got it don't go back on your words fenson we will do the divorce spell
00:30:48cross my
00:30:49heart hope to die
00:31:08you imagicked a car here this isn't just any car
00:31:18this is bessie you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world
00:31:25in a car without a roof i mean if you're not comfortable
00:31:33i could go by myself if you trust me not to run away
00:31:39i wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin i was gonna throw in the trash
00:31:46then your chariot awaits wife
00:32:08well you've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:32:23you're svensson you don't play house with sheriffs
00:32:26why are we turning we don't have any time we we have to find the wand eric
00:32:31that circle is getting further and further away
00:32:34plus this green park we need to stay somewhere for the night
00:32:36why don't you just let me drive because you haven't slept either
00:32:40plus no one can drive bessie but me
00:32:43what is with guys and cars jesus no i mean literally no one else can drive best my great
00:32:50great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions anyone that's non-blood related
00:32:54can't touch it the svencers like to hoard their treasures your family has issues
00:33:01finally something we can agree on was this your plan all along make me feel bad for you because
00:33:06your family's evil so i get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce
00:33:11not everyone in my family is evil you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than
00:33:31you
00:33:31already have then you do not even want to imagine the hex i'm gonna put on you
00:33:40i promise no funny business pinky promise
00:33:49good night
00:33:49good night to you too
00:34:05good night to you
00:34:20in vegas you said you had a sister right yeah segred
00:34:30she didn't ask to be as vincent she's different than us better not like you no
00:34:41not like me but you already know that
00:35:00like me so
00:35:00i
00:35:00i
00:35:00i
00:35:01i
00:35:28i
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to call me.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows.
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:36:18No peeking.
00:36:23Crossed my heart.
00:36:25Hope to die.
00:36:34I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:40I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look, I'm so close.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:18Be a good girl.
00:37:20Be a good girl.
00:37:21And come for me.
00:37:28Are you ready?
00:37:33Oh, Eric.
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:55Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:01Say another word.
00:38:02Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:13You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:03Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:09So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:39:14Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See? There you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:33If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:40:09I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:40:10It's being dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:40:12So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:19And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:41:33This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my-
00:41:43You.
00:41:47But the map said that-
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:50You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop!
00:42:15Stop!
00:42:23Get away from her!
00:42:28Eric, the wand!
00:42:34Eric, the wand!
00:42:42My magic.
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:47You're okay.
00:42:48You're okay.
00:42:50You're okay.
00:42:51I don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far.
00:43:02We'll find her.
00:43:03Lay load for now.
00:43:04Eric, stop the car!
00:43:05I can't breathe!
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:23I got you.
00:43:24You're safe.
00:43:25I...
00:43:26I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:48If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:44:23Eric.
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:37This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the wand.
00:44:45That's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:52And we never see each other again.
00:44:55Link is trying.
00:44:55older woman
00:44:59At the same place,
00:45:16I was like a kid family!
00:45:17We did so much said.
00:45:20I was like eights a day.
00:45:23Ye訪
00:45:24and I got married.
00:45:24Who did 옛ald
00:45:26Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:45:35I should have known, it's a Satyr's Inn, that spell.
00:45:41An almond and habitus smell.
00:45:44It's woven into places like this where it cumbles.
00:45:49You mean orgies?
00:45:51Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:55It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:46:02Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:15You don't.
00:46:17I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43Tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:47It matters in here.
00:46:50Tell me what you really want
00:46:53You can say goodbye
00:46:55And go our separate ways
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this
00:47:00You want me
00:47:03Tell me to stay
00:47:07Stay
00:47:09Please
00:47:10God, what is this?
00:47:12Is this just the magic word?
00:47:15No
00:47:17It's not the spell
00:47:19It's freedom
00:47:21Even here in the outside world doesn't matter
00:47:24Just you
00:47:26And me
00:47:28I shouldn't want this
00:47:30I know
00:47:33I shouldn't be doing this
00:47:38Or this
00:47:40Be able to share with
00:47:42To the most respected family
00:47:44So you're the whole rich world
00:47:45You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy
00:47:49To mind
00:47:52You're with the ear
00:47:53To the Sherwood family
00:47:57Who are you?
00:47:59I want you, Eric
00:48:01I need you
00:48:05Tell me who you are
00:48:09Lily
00:48:09Close
00:48:14But not quite
00:48:17Tonight
00:48:18Tell me who you are
00:48:21Your wife
00:48:45This doesn't change anything
00:48:47I know
00:48:49We can have tonight
00:48:50And then
00:48:51Tomorrow we go back to who we are
00:48:53On the outside
00:48:54Sure
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:57And you can go back to pretending to be
00:48:59A good little witch
00:49:01Excuse me
00:49:02Don't deny
00:49:03Lily
00:49:03Share what's been said
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork
00:49:07Naughty thoughts you have
00:49:10I don't
00:49:13It's okay to be bad
00:49:15You don't have to pretend
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:24You know, just because I have half my magic
00:49:26Doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:49:40Now you're gonna sit there
00:49:42Like a good
00:49:44Little
00:49:45Witch
00:49:51And I'm
00:49:52And until
00:49:53Whatever
00:49:54I
00:49:56Want
00:49:58To you
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:50:05Close your eyes
00:50:08Eric, you're so good
00:50:11For being such a bad boy
00:50:14I am
00:50:16Being properly motivated
00:50:19Not to move
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break
00:50:24For you, I could stay here forever
00:50:26Pretty to think so
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:50:32By playing a dangerous game
00:50:35All you have to do
00:50:38Is admit that I win
00:50:41I'll let you fuck me
00:50:42I'll even
00:50:44Let you come wherever you want
00:50:49You can come here
00:50:53Or here
00:50:56I'll even
00:50:57Let you come in here
00:51:00God
00:51:02Come on
00:51:04I know you wanna
00:51:05Just admit
00:51:07I'm right
00:51:10Fine
00:51:12You win
00:51:13Oh, what was that?
00:51:15You hurt me
00:51:17Oh
00:51:25So what's my prize?
00:51:30I could torture you like you did me
00:51:35But I wanna be inside you
00:51:38I wanna feel you squeeze me tight
00:51:41And take me to bed, husband
00:51:47Call me that again
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah
00:51:54Fuck me
00:52:03Tell me a story
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:52:09I've got a story about
00:52:11My pet goat, Gilmore
00:52:13And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:52:17Or this story about
00:52:18How my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:52:21Using only red images
00:52:23I don't know
00:52:25I already know about your family
00:52:29I wanna know about you
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir
00:52:35You want the insider info
00:52:38You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:52:40You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:43Growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:52:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:53Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:56All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:59That's not true, Eric
00:53:01There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:53:09And next year, I will be the head witch in charge
00:53:14Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:53:15Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:53:23Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:53:27Because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born
00:53:31I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:53:34I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:53:38I couldn't be tired
00:53:39I couldn't be scared
00:53:41I couldn't be angry
00:53:42One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:46If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up
00:53:50It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:55I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:58I'm glad you did
00:54:01Your turn
00:54:03Growing up as Vincent was a little different
00:54:08The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments
00:54:13I guess it's good
00:54:15At least I was first at something
00:54:18I didn't care about disappointing him
00:54:20I just wanted to get away from him
00:54:23I had it all planned out when I turned 16
00:54:26I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me
00:54:30My mom died when Secret was born
00:54:35My dad used her against me
00:54:38Every day since
00:54:44I'm so sorry, Eric
00:54:46I shouldn't have asked
00:54:51It's okay
00:54:52The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:56We are the shadows
00:55:00All you do is shine
00:55:11You always ask me what I want
00:55:16What do you want, Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me if I told you
00:55:23I mean, more than you already do
00:55:27I don't hate you
00:55:30I never did
00:56:06Eric, something's wrong
00:56:08Dad's got visitors
00:56:10A bunch of old guys
00:56:11I don't know who they are
00:56:12He made me play piano for them
00:56:14Like some kind of dress-up doll
00:56:16It's like freaking me out
00:56:23Eric
00:56:24Are you safe?
00:56:29Eric
00:56:30Are you safe?
00:56:31Now
00:56:32All those weird old men left last night
00:56:36And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:56:39Don't let anyone in
00:56:40If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:42Just
00:56:43I know
00:56:44I'll just do what he says
00:56:46I always do
00:56:49I'm so sick of this E
00:56:50What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:53I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:55All right?
00:56:56Look
00:56:57I'm close to getting the Wand of Life
00:57:00The Wand of Light?
00:57:02Like
00:57:03The one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't tell that secret
00:57:08When I get the wand
00:57:09Be ready for my call
00:57:11I have a plan
00:57:12I barely know basic spells
00:57:16I don't know
00:57:16You can
00:57:18I know you can
00:57:20When time is right
00:57:21You'll be ready
00:57:48Filling up Bessie
00:57:49Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:58:00Oh my god
00:58:02Why do you and mom always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle of thinking
00:58:10Yeah, and going by your aura
00:58:12I can guess about who
00:58:13Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:58:16Aw, yeah
00:58:17Well you and your little aura reading
00:58:19Can go jump in a lake
00:58:20Oh, aren't we feisty this morning
00:58:23Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing
00:58:25Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:29I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way
00:58:32I'm Pauline Effie
00:58:34I know all about Eric Spenson
00:58:36I'm not stupid
00:58:38And when we get the wand back
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will
00:58:43And when we do
00:58:45We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:46This mark will be gone
00:58:49I'll go home and
00:58:51Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:56It's not fair, you know
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:59:01Because it's not like I can change it
00:59:03But it's not
00:59:06It's just the way it goes
00:59:07Right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:59:11And be a good heir
00:59:15Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:59:19That's fine
00:59:20It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:59:23Just remember
00:59:25Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:59:28Alright
00:59:30Whatever you say, sis
00:59:31You know best
00:59:34I know
00:59:35Give everyone a hug from me
00:59:38Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:48Last night was the last time
00:59:50After today, we're done
00:59:53If I say that enough times
00:59:55Maybe I'll finally believe it
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
01:00:09My family's magic is dying
01:00:12My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
01:00:15But he holds most of the power
01:00:16And me and Sigurd just get the scraps
01:00:18That's how he controls us
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once
01:00:24I could take his power away from a break
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine
01:00:29It's the only way that we can be free
01:00:34That's what you meant by
01:00:36Trying to save your family
01:00:38I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:39I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:41And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:44Just once
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:47Get a divorce
01:00:49Leave you alone
01:00:50Forever
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:57Maybe things could have been different
01:01:01I would have asked you to stay
01:01:03It's a nice idea
01:01:05But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people
01:01:12We have different lives
01:01:15This would have worked
01:01:17Maybe we can work
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:01:22A witch can hope
01:01:23A witch can hope
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:35Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait, I'm driving
01:01:50Hold over
01:02:03Oh damn, oh damn
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me
01:02:18End of the line, witches
01:02:42Eric
01:02:43Eric
01:02:43Eric
01:02:47No
01:03:06Now's not a good time, old man
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:03:12You...
01:03:14You sent the shadow thief?
01:03:16Of course I sent her
01:03:17Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:31Demons are very expensive, you know
01:03:34But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul
01:03:39In exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:43Souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:57You said you needed her alive
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:04:01I've reconsidered
01:04:02Once I have that wand
01:04:04I will be the most powerful witch alive
01:04:07Debts won't matter
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter
01:04:12And as for the girl, well
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power
01:04:16I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:04:25You're welcome
01:04:28Go to hell home, man
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:44No!
01:04:46Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:54I can take dad's magic
01:04:56End him
01:04:57Finally be free
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:11You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:05:32Hey, I got you
01:05:34You didn't run
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:44Eric
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:47No, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:49Eric
01:05:49Oh my god
01:05:51Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:53Oh my god
01:05:56I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could have saved yourself
01:06:05I've been saving myself
01:06:07My whole life
01:06:08I thought I'd try something new
01:06:12I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:06:16Yeah
01:06:19But I'm your idiot
01:06:27You took a divorce spell
01:06:29I have promised
01:06:30Now you're free
01:06:32I don't want to be free
01:06:38I don't want to be free
01:06:41I want to be with you
01:06:43Just keep secrets safe
01:06:45Safe from my father
01:06:47Safe from all of it
01:06:51You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:56Were the best three days of my life
01:06:58Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you
01:07:04I love you, too
01:07:08I love you, I love you
01:07:11Eric
01:07:14No
01:07:36The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:45Please, please, please
01:07:56Eric
01:07:57Please
01:08:12You absolute moron
01:08:16You absolute moron
01:08:19Be gentle
01:08:20I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:08:22You're alive
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole
01:08:30I thought I was doing something noble
01:08:33Something cool
01:08:34The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:38My mom used to say that
01:08:40The wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:49You
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:55You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:59When I was bleeding out
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spenson
01:09:18That's my girl
01:09:25Let's go
01:09:38You ready for one last stop?
01:09:41Yeah
01:10:00Ah
01:10:02There you are
01:10:04I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:10:09Now, where is my wand?
01:10:12Wait
01:10:13You're supposed to be dead
01:10:15Wow
01:10:16You weren't kidding
01:10:17He really is evil
01:10:19I put a barrier
01:10:20Around this whole house
01:10:22It's impossible
01:10:22There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:10:24There's always a loophole
01:10:25Hold me in
01:10:29Secret
01:10:30You ungrateful brat
01:10:33How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, Dad?
01:10:36Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:39You ungrateful little pests
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man
01:10:50The magic's gone
01:10:51Forever
01:11:05Erick, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant
01:11:10That is an order
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15His powers are gone
01:11:16It doesn't scare me anymore
01:11:20You ungrateful little brats
01:11:21Both of you will pay for this
01:11:23You will both pay for this
01:11:29Yeah, yeah
01:11:29Talk soon, pups
01:11:31We're gonna hit the road
01:11:32I said get back here
01:11:33I said get back here
01:11:35Get back here
01:11:37Please don't do this
01:11:38You little
01:11:55So, where to now?
01:11:57Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:12:00Yeah
01:12:02But there's something I want to do first
01:12:05That sounds ominous
01:12:08Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:12:12Leona Sherwood
01:12:13Are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:20I think I am Eric Svensson
01:12:23Well, we better hurry
01:12:24If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:12:26And make it back in time
01:12:28To the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same office
01:12:32I sure hope so
01:12:33But
01:12:34If we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:36No more secrets this time
01:12:39So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:42Soon-to-be-again husband?
01:12:45There is one thing
01:12:49You might want to buckle up
01:12:51We're about to go super speed
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:56You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:13:00You know me so well
01:13:01Soon-to-be-again wife
01:13:05Leona Sherwood
01:13:07Will you marry me?
01:13:09And not because of some spell
01:13:11Or because it's your duty
01:13:14But because you want to
01:13:18Yes, I will
01:13:30Ready?
01:13:31Hell yeah
01:13:42What if we are gonna be
01:14:00Wanna be
01:14:00You
01:14:00I will
01:14:06I will
01:14:08I will
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