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lessons in love 💖drama
lessons in love 💖drama
lessons in love 💖drama
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00:21You
00:22See kittens after you belong on all fours
00:27The name is kitten, mouth breather
00:29Good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give me a little kick
00:34I'll either hiss or piss himself
00:35Let's find out
00:37Come on man
00:39What?
00:43Don't make me call PETA
00:47We gotta ruin all my fun, I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:51Screwing around with us losers is never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:53You know my neighbor, no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him?
01:11Kind of thought that was my gig
01:13Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:18Not gonna happen, he's too busy swinging his bat around
01:20Solid wood, you know
01:21To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases, I hear
01:27Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:36Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:43You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Let's stop, let's take a beat
02:00Let's take a beat
02:01Okay
02:01River
02:04Tempo
02:05Is critical here
02:06I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:10I don't need you to get all the way here
02:12But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an art selective
02:21I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:24Well that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real, I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:31You're not helping your case here
02:34Look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm gonna be benched for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me
02:41Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son, okay, I get it
02:44Alright, and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:49But River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:04Okay
03:05Alright
03:06Alright
03:17On the outside
03:19Looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:23Between the high winds
03:26On the sea
03:27Waiting for something to get to me
03:30I wasn't sure what I was hoping for
03:39You summoned me?
03:41Now come in
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature
03:44For you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:46We're not five anymore, River
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us
04:22Need to talk to you
04:28Look, I know I'm
04:29I'm probably not
04:31Your favorite person these days
04:37The thing is, I
04:40I need you, Kit
04:43You need me?
04:47I need you to teach me how to play guitar
04:52Oh
04:54You make it look so easy
04:57And I
05:00May or may not be
05:01Failing my music elective
05:04And if I don't get it together
05:05And pass this class
05:06Then I'll be benched for postseason
05:09Tough break
05:13And my mom
05:14She's up for re-election soon too
05:16So
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero
05:22You know that
05:22River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years
05:25Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, Kit
05:30You know you miss spending time with me
05:36And if you ask real nicely
05:38I'll even start sleeping over again
05:41Chill, bro
05:44I know, we're too old for that
05:48But you are
05:50Seriously vulnerable at school
05:53And I could offer protection
05:56Like how you protected me today?
05:59Okay
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp
06:18So I said my piece and I left
06:20It's giving confidence
06:21Which I love for you
06:22Good mouth
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down
06:25You like him
06:26River and I together
06:29That's never gonna happen
06:34Kit
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart
06:39I cannot let you self-sabotage like this
06:40It's not self-sabotage
06:42It's self-defense
06:43Text him
06:44Okay, you want River to kiss you
06:46And he doesn't want to
06:47Because he's not into guys
06:48And he's not into me
06:49Deep breath
06:51Manifest with me
06:52Manifest
06:54You can do it
06:56Text him
06:57And you want him to kiss you
06:59So you get close enough
07:01To lean in
07:11And I want you to know
07:14I'm done pretend
07:17Pretending
07:18To
07:18To
07:21What the hell River
07:22Give a guy a warning
07:24You were the one who invited me here
07:27I assume you came around on my proposal
07:29And it's mutual benefits
07:33Don't get too cocky
07:35What's it gonna take
07:37You can email my niece
07:46Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played
07:54Seriously
07:55He was fired
08:00Probably not
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord
08:02So
08:03It's tricky for the fingers
08:06So I'll take that as a yes
08:08Which means
08:09It's time for you to prove your worth
08:10Hendrix
08:11Show me
08:16Come on
08:17Okay
08:19That one has to go
08:21Down there
08:22And this is on the top one
08:23You need to press hard
08:24It kind of hurts
08:25I am
08:26Okay
08:27I am
08:28Harder
08:30Yeah
08:30Don't move
08:32Okay
08:33And I'll give it a down stroke
08:37Or
08:38Just
08:39Strum the chord
08:42Trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:45Because I think it might be backfired
08:49Stop
08:49It's cute
08:50It's embarrassing
08:53It's genuine
09:01Okay
09:03Okay
09:08Okay
09:08Maybe you were right about that
09:10Okay
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid
09:12But there are other
09:19What are you doing?
09:25What are you doing, Robert?
09:29Are you gonna kiss me?
09:34You're so real
09:35I'm not gay, Kit
09:37I guess we must have fooled a time
09:40But you do, um
09:43Have an eyelash
09:49May I?
09:57Have anything you've been
09:58Wanting the wish for?
10:00I guess I've been a lost to you
10:03It makes existence
10:06It's something hard to believe
10:08But just her fame
10:22We should probably get back to it
10:24I've got a lot more stroking to do
10:26If I want to finish strong
10:31It's just too easy
10:32You know, you gotta start making me work for it, Kit
10:40Okay
10:41I'm always one step behind
10:43It was humiliating, had we?
10:46I don't understand what about this story is humiliating
10:49There's a sweet eyelash moment
10:51There's a wink
10:52I mean, God
10:53Remember, it's actually the CEO of flirting
10:55But it isn't actually flirting
10:56Because he isn't actually gay
10:57Gay or not
10:58Two weeks
10:59And a week
10:59Is not accidental
11:01Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something
11:02Because every time I see him at school
11:04He has Carrie's hands all over him
11:06Okay, well
11:09Not a hard launch post in sight
11:11And if they were in a relationship
11:12Carrie would not be subtle about it
11:20You're not wrong
11:22Obviously
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender
11:28When you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:29Yeah, right
11:31Well, I'll prove it
11:32I'll kiss him
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you were a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm
11:41And then I knew immediately
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing
11:48But you know what they say
11:49Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River just let you kiss him randomly?
11:59Uh
12:01Hello?
12:01Thank you
12:02Mm-hmm
12:03And you know, even you
12:04Let me stick my tongue down your throat
12:06And you are a strong six on the Kinsey scale
12:13Okay, fine
12:15Okay, fine
12:16Okay, fine
12:16Work your magic
12:19Fine
12:19What's on your mind
12:25Stupid laughter
12:27I feel like a number one
12:32Under the fading sun
12:40And our hearts beat faster now
12:44We follow the tracks till we're lost
12:48Keeping us safe in the dark
12:55I cannot confirm without a kiss
12:57But I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys
13:01Or at least one boy
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy
13:08Because he kept asking me questions about you
13:13So now I should just
13:17Make a move
13:20Okay
13:22Get off that bench
13:23Dive in
13:24Water's warm
13:24Water's fine
13:25Thumbs up is good
13:27Yes, energy
13:28Bring it
13:29Manifest that
13:30Get him
13:54Hey
13:56I was hoping I might see you today
13:58You were?
13:59Yeah, so I can beg you for a different song to practice
14:05I, uh
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake
14:10And I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before postseason
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens
14:19You're not exactly River's type
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:29I know it's not this little bitch
14:46But did he have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know, don't care
14:55Alright class, let's open our textbooks to page 87
15:04Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:09Third fret, first string
15:12Okay
15:12And so then that's the same for the A, right?
15:14No
15:18Why are you being so emo today?
15:20Don't know, don't care
15:24Is this about the Darius thing earlier?
15:31My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school
15:37What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing
15:41My end of the deal is to teach you guitar
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it
15:45Fair point
15:52That's the G
15:58We're not friends like we used to be
16:03And whose fault is that?
16:05Does it matter?
16:09That's the A, no pinky
16:15Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days
16:19But we grew apart
16:22We made new friends and got into different things
16:28I don't disagree
16:31Great, so then we're on the same page
16:36This deals
16:38Strictly business
16:41Fine
16:43You protect me from your friends
16:44And I won't pretend to be one of them
16:48Oh, okay
16:52Good work today
16:57Are you kicking me out?
16:59I taught you the chords
17:01Lesson's over
17:15I don't know
17:24What are you working on, kittens?
17:29Oh, look
17:30He wrote a little song
17:33Darius, do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks
17:38Oh, half a heartbeat
17:41Oh
17:41That sounds like trash
17:43Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Oh, River
17:47Don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat
17:51Meow
17:52I have a conscience
17:54Oh, yeah
17:54You sure it's not a crush?
18:00Yeah
18:01I mean, come on
18:02Am I not enough for you, River?
18:06You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid
18:14I want to keep you out of detention
18:16Hey
18:17Fire in the hole
18:20Seriously?
18:27That was so good
18:29This is for you, kittens
18:34Alright, class
18:35That's enough
18:35Settle down
18:51Hey
18:52What are you
18:52No
18:53I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, okay?
19:00My eyes are up here, Kit
19:05Okay, I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our deal
19:07Your what?
19:09The goons you call friends were bullying me
19:10And you didn't do a damn thing to stop it
19:13No, I did try
19:15Really?
19:17Because the way that I remember it
19:18Is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero
19:23Because you set records swinging around a bat
19:25But that thing is useless without the balls to back it up
19:30Hey
19:37I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends
19:44But I guess I was wrong
19:47I've never seen you so riled up before
19:51It's adorable
19:53Hey, no, wait
19:54Don't go
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm
20:00Bullying is more than just physical
20:01Okay, yeah, yeah
20:02I get that now
20:04I was selfish
20:08I didn't want to cross the scene
20:11And you got hurt because of it
20:14I promise it won't happen again, Kit
20:22I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you
20:28That's how I want
20:32And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush not much
20:59So we have a deal?
21:01Again?
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night
21:15You should come
21:15I'm not really sure that's
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just going to have to accept that you're my
21:20River!
21:21Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday
21:26And I want to make sure you have a good time
21:30See you, Kit
21:32Kit, we're going inside
21:38What is the worst that could happen?
21:41I'm so glad you asked
21:42I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it
21:45Okay, let's hear it
21:46It starts off innocently
21:47We get to the party
21:48Find the alcohol
21:50Grab a jello shot
21:51Five jello shots
21:53Five jello shots
21:55River approaches us
21:56Asked me to be his partner in beer pong
21:57I graciously allow you to ditch me
21:59But you can't
22:00Because I suck at beer pong
22:01I won't make a single cup
22:03And I'll spend the rest of the party
22:05Trilling under the table
22:06While Darius and Carrie nail on me
22:08Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong
22:11But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party
22:14Plus, they won the game
22:15So everyone's going to be in good spirits
22:17And I see the jello shots
22:18Let's go do shots
22:24What are you doing here?
22:28This house has a no pet policy
22:30So if you don't want to get punished
22:34You better get on your knees and crawl
22:39Kit!
22:40You made it!
22:42What?
22:43You invited the freak?
22:45Of course!
22:46Without him
22:47I'd fail my music collective
22:49And be benched for our post-season games
22:54You don't want that, do you?
22:57No
22:59Right
23:00So say thank you, Kit
23:06Thank you, Kit
23:08That was nice
23:11And now that you're here
23:12You have enough people for sucking blow
23:15Sucking what?
23:16Let's go
23:17Wait, no
23:18I want to sit
23:20River
23:21Don't be ridiculous
23:23Alright, the rules are simple
23:25You suck to hold the card to your lip
23:29And then you pass it around mouth to mouth
23:31Around the circle
23:33And if it drops
23:34Then you have to kiss
23:37You know the rules, River
23:38Come on, let's play
23:40Alright
23:40Alright, then you start
23:45Fine
24:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
24:15Oh
24:23Hey, hey, don't drop it this time. Uh-huh
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle
24:54Don't worry, I'll volunteer's tribute to kiss River, obviously
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens
25:14I might, I have tried to let you go
25:24And I tried against the times for me
25:35Classic River is such a rule follower
25:38Even when it totally ruins the vibe
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever
25:51It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:57Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around Kit
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up
26:05The rest of the night
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:25Kit
26:27I was hoping to show you
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:47Thank you, thank you
26:48I'll be here all week, LA
26:55What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's cause of you
27:02It's cause of you
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:17The kiss?
27:21What's there to talk about?
27:23We're playing a game, it's no big deal
27:26You could've kissed Carrie instead
27:28Yeah
27:31Yeah, but, uh, but like she said, I'm a rule follower
27:38That sounds like an excuse
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I kissed you to shut her up
27:47I was protecting you, right?
27:52Cause that's, that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River
28:00You're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been settled
28:05I wasn't flirting
28:08I was, I was being friendly
28:09I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends
28:21I
28:24I...
28:24I...
28:26Just, I don't, I don't know...
28:30How to...
28:31I'm with you
28:33You know that, right?
28:59You know that, right?
29:03That's all it ever was
29:07That's all it ever was
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie
29:38Kit, I...
29:39I'm sorry that I hurt you
29:42Kit, I don't want to...
29:45Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:47I don't want to lie to myself.
29:56I don't want to be perfect.
29:57I just...
29:59You mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:20River, I'm glad you texted.
30:21I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:32What?
30:34River's gonna want us to slum it with the freaks?
30:39Excuse me.
30:40Come on, Kit, just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:47Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:10No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, Kit.
31:23I know we might be perfect in here somewhere.
31:32Kit.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:40Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:44Ask me anything.
31:45Ask me anything.
31:52Promise to be honest.
31:55Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:09You were right earlier about lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe I've been scared.
32:31Okay.
32:34It doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry, I'm not good at this, am I?
32:47Perfection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know it's a pretty incredible teacher.
33:00Oh, yeah?
33:04And if, uh, perfection's impossible,
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:52Are you sure?
33:55This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:01Anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:27Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:35Oh.
34:39Can you show me what you like?
34:52Oh, Jesus.
34:58That's good.
35:01And that?
35:02Even better.
35:05What do you like?
35:08I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:36What are you like?
35:38Okay.
35:39Oh.
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:05Hey, it felt like a dream.
36:18I have a confession to make.
36:25I think you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:40I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:45But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:57You didn't want your parents to know?
37:03Their expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know.
37:10I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:15And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I
37:22would be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet here I am with you.
37:45You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:51Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:59I didn't lie to you.
38:00I'm not gay.
38:00You've got to be kidding me.
38:02Okay, you didn't.
38:04Let me finish.
38:04I'm not gay.
38:05I'm, I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her, I
38:24told you so, Dan's.
38:26That's so.
38:27Mm-hmm.
38:30She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:38Yeah, I did not see that quote.
38:41I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep though, so.
38:50So what's going on with Carrie?
38:56Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02They've been best friends since college, so.
39:07Oh, and our, our families are close.
39:09And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:15Yeah.
39:15Okay, that sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:24You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:35Yeah, you.
39:41I don't know.
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:15What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:18There's such thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:23In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:28I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates.
40:36Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:41if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:50Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail? Seriously.
41:01I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:04Do what you want.
41:06Carrie, I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:09Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:23He...
41:23He can take it.
41:25Hmm.
41:26I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:32But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:40but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:54Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:08Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
42:13F, you see, Kit.
42:15Oh.
42:17Should I...
42:17Should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:19I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:24Okay, yeah.
42:25I'll give you ten feet, but project your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:33For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh, my God, Kit and Sid, you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:52What's going on?
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:00Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:05Is River gay?
43:06I don't know what you mean.
43:08Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:18and stop making my boyfriend
43:20the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:23Okay?
43:24Okay.
43:25Okay?
43:25Yeah.
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:38They're right.
43:39Nothing happened.
43:41Oh, whatever.
43:42It's bullshit.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:30I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings.
44:42Trying to make my way, knocking on every door.
44:48In this maze
44:52The times
44:54It's all out of reach
44:57Soldier, I
45:03When it's harder to learn than to teach
45:07Hi, boyfriend.
45:10I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:15I was thinking we should get some pictures.
45:18Like, as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach,
45:22but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:25if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field.
45:29I just...
45:32Babe.
45:34Are you even listening to me?
45:41Get the hell out of my room.
45:44What?
45:47No, we had a deal.
45:49Deal's expired.
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:53What?
45:55Don't forget about the...
45:56The blackmail.
45:59All right.
46:01Well,
46:03It was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection
46:09because he's braver than I'll ever be.
46:12And after today,
46:15there's nothing you could do
46:17that would be more humiliating or devastating
46:19than what he did to himself.
46:20And yeah,
46:21my mom may let your dad run her life
46:24behind the scenes,
46:25but
46:27I'm not gonna let you run mine.
46:30So do your worst, Carrie.
46:34I'm done being your puppet.
46:39Hey.
46:42But I'm gonna make you regret this.
46:44You ungrateful dick.
47:03Flandering pig, sit at the back of the classroom, please.
47:07I need your help.
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Hal.
47:20Okay, then.
47:22The swine may speak.
47:26Okay, here's my plan.
47:30So, uh, yeah,
47:31I don't know if you heard the news
47:33about River and Carrie,
47:35they, uh, broke up.
47:35Doesn't change what he did.
47:36I don't know if you heard.
47:38What?
47:38Oh.
47:39Hey.
47:41I, I kind of need to talk to Kit.
47:45Hell no.
47:47It's okay.
47:49I'll hear him out.
47:57Well, I know I've been a dick lately.
48:00And at the house,
48:02I was just confused and ten beers deep.
48:06But,
48:07I'm trying to figure things out.
48:12Good for you.
48:13Good for you.
48:14So, uh,
48:17you and River...
48:19No.
48:20No, we're not.
48:23And why is he...
48:27Hello, hello, everybody.
48:29It's how I could please get your attention.
48:31We could stand up.
48:33Uh, River Young
48:34is going to serenade
48:36a very special someone.
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:41Uh,
48:43all right, uh,
48:44this song is called
48:45First Aid Kit.
48:59I left you standing in the hallway
49:03And chose the easier, lonely way
49:07Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played
49:15Made me sing
49:16I kept your name inside a folder
49:20Every lesson made me bolder
49:21Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence
49:30Running from the only
49:32One that feels right
49:36I want you to know
49:39I'm done pretending
49:41To let go
49:43You were the ground
49:46Beneath my feet all along
49:48I'll hold on
49:50To every window
49:52Every wish
49:53Every wrong
49:54You were the cure
49:55For what was breaking me
49:59And I won't let go
50:04And I won't let go
50:16River
50:17That sounds like a passing grade
50:20Mr. Ward
50:22Really?
50:23No
50:23Add in the performance
50:24And the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:29Well done, River
50:32Oh my god, River
50:33That was amazing
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:35Well
50:36I accept your apology
50:38I guess
50:39It was so good
50:41Oh
50:42You think I was singing about you?
50:44Well, duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:48You moron
50:55What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're gonna ruin your mom's career
51:01For some
51:03Loser?
51:04Everyone's gonna see this, River
51:06It's gonna go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom
51:10About my relationship with Kit
51:14She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:21And this time, for everyone to see
51:27Sorry
51:37Are you sure about this?
51:42Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48But it's one that's finally coming to your heart
51:49Well, you've been up with you
51:54You've been up with you
51:55You've been up with you
51:56You've been up with you
51:57You've been up with you
51:58Sitting around thinking
51:59And nobody cares
52:01Maybe I know, I know
52:04That he's been to me
52:05I still believe in you
52:08So close your eyes
52:10You've been up with you
52:11I still believe in about you
52:14You're over
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