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Star Trek Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 10 - No Small Parts - October 8, 2020 [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:08The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta-3.
00:10Back in the day, these guys worshipped a violent god called Landru,
00:13who suppressed their creativity and made them kill each other
00:16until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer.
00:18Get this, at some point, these knuckleheads went back to worshipping Landru.
00:22Captain Freeman has been setting them straight all morning.
00:25I can't believe you all started re-worshipping the dang computer!
00:28Well, Landru's very persuasive.
00:31Consume the intruders! Obey Landru!
00:33Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself.
00:37Landru apologizes!
00:39This is literally the exact thing Captain Kirk taught you.
00:42Maybe write it down this time?
00:44Cerritos, two to beam up.
00:48Well, I like purging people during the Red Hour. I'm going to keep doing it.
00:51Dude, there is no more Red Hour, okay? Let it go.
00:53But I just bought a new scythe.
00:59Oh, Landru.
01:00Yeah, I know. It's always weird revisiting planets from the TOS era.
01:04TOS?
01:04It's what I call the 2260s.
01:06Stands for those old scientists.
01:08You know, Spock, Scotty, those guys.
01:10Seems like they were stumbling on crazy new aliens every week back then.
01:15Nothing against second contact missions, but the Cerritos should be popping in on those legacy civilizations before they unravel.
01:22Yeah, but popping in is against regulation.
01:24We would need specific orders.
01:26I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed by a gamester of Triskelion or whatever, because Starfleet has
01:32a policy of some intervention.
01:35Set coordinates for Starbase 77.
01:37Sorry, Captain, but we still have crew on Beta 3.
01:40I didn't authorize that.
01:42Who is it?
01:42Art supplies! Get your art supplies!
01:45We got paints! We got brushes!
01:46We got a spiky pencil twirl-around thingy!
01:49Boost your creativity!
01:50Express yourself!
01:51Stop praying to a computer!
01:53Oh, boy. Incoming lecture in five, four...
01:56Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. Way better than the Red Hour.
01:59Since when do you break protocol?
02:01I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff while I stick to the rules.
02:04It's in Boimler. Do you read?
02:05Whoa-ho-ho! Look at Brett!
02:07Boimler being cool for once.
02:09Wait!
02:10Oh, is this because of my teachings?
02:11Oh, okay. You don't teach. You just instigate chaos.
02:13Exactly! Helpful character-building chaos!
02:16I can hear you! Can you hear me?
02:17Oh, Boim!
02:18I thought you were going to get stuck in middle management, like this pathetic little flop.
02:22I'm not a fly in amber, like...
02:23Oh, like Ransom!
02:24I am not a little fly in amber!
02:26What did it, huh?
02:27My constant mockery, my non-stop prodding, my downright dangerous hazing...
02:32No, no. Look, if you have to know, I found out about your secret.
02:35You mean never eating after seven?
02:36It's a miracle, right? I mean, it does work. You should try it.
02:38Captain Freeman is your mom.
02:40I don't... I don't know what you're talking about.
02:42Oh, come on, Mariner. The Captain's your mom.
02:44Your dad's an admiral. You're basically Starfleet royalty.
02:47I mean, how cool is that?
02:48Shut the f*** up right now, Boimler. Shut your f*** mouth.
02:50This is a good thing. Now we can both do some good, and you'll just, you know, keep us out
02:54of trouble with your mom.
02:55What? No, that is not how...
02:56I just don't understand why it's such a secret. I'd be telling everyone.
03:00Dude, I don't want people knowing my mom is my mom.
03:02Okay, okay. I'm not going to tell a soul.
03:04I'm being serious. Shut up!
03:05So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, uh, sweet little Captain kisses?
03:10Mmm, that is...
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09:19HA-HA
09:19GOOD ONE, SIR!
09:21NOMODY'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT
09:22I WANNA GIVE MARINER A PRESENT
09:24THAT'S A PROCESSING HUB
09:25AND, UH, THAT'S A POTTERN BUFFER MAINTENANCE HOTCH
09:28SO, HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU EXOCOM OR
09:30DO YOU HAVE AN ALPHANUERIC NAME LIKE
09:34TT30311
09:35no, I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND ROBOTIC
09:37I WANTED IT BE CALLED SOMETHING NORMAL
09:39SO, I ANALYED ALL FEDERATION LANGUAGES
09:41AND CALCULATED A MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT NAME
09:44WHAT IS IT?
09:45PEANUT HAMPER
09:46PEANUT HAMPER?
09:48I love it!
09:52Heading to Commander Ransom's office?
09:54Cut it out.
09:55Cut what out, sir?
09:55I'm heading there as well to explain why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento.
09:59You know, Ransom's not just some meathead.
10:01He's gonna see right through you.
10:03Boimler, your record is spotless.
10:05It's freaky.
10:06Thank you, sir.
10:07There is more on the back.
10:08On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter.
10:11Sort of stuck between a rock and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir?
10:14Boimler, you're so promotable.
10:16But I'd live to serve the captain.
10:17I can't think until I work out.
10:19You've been lifting this whole time.
10:20Get out of here!
10:21I'm trying to think!
10:25Oh!
10:28Dilithium's better than I thought.
10:30Dang it!
10:30Ah!
10:31Shh!
10:31Oh, sorry.
10:33Ensign clubs are pointing for duty.
10:35Peanut Paper is such an innocent little robot.
10:37I gotta make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed during her shift.
10:39You know, since she doesn't have any hands.
10:41With you watching out for her, I'm sure she'll do great.
10:43Whoa, are you mad at me?
10:45I just think that Dr. Ta'ana's going to be mean.
10:47And I...
10:48I'm not.
10:49I'm just trying to click this attitude button until I get back to normal.
10:53Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper the same as you would anyone else.
10:57But she's not like anyone else.
10:59She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time.
11:01How's she supposed to do medical stuff?
11:03Dang it!
11:04All right.
11:05Here comes the messy part.
11:06Any slight error here can result in instant death.
11:08Um, Dr. Ta'ana, just a heads up that Peanut Hamper might have a little bit of trouble with...
11:15Oh.
11:16Oh, wow.
11:17Peanut Hamper?
11:18This is some of the best microsuturing I've ever seen!
11:21I downloaded all your journal articles.
11:22I learned a lot.
11:23Oh, I could help you with that leg if you want.
11:25Tendi, hang back.
11:25I don't want you to get in Peanut Hamper's way.
11:27Oh, what did you just do there?
11:29It's a new skin grab technique I've been developing.
11:31It uses half the skin.
11:32Oh, can you show me how to do it?
11:34Can I see?
11:34Yeah, look at that right there.
11:35See how the flesh just holds together?
11:38F***ing A, I do.
11:39Wow.
11:39Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper.
11:41Hey, don't worry.
11:42I'm sure you still have a lot to do.
11:44I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, get me back up in my feet.
11:47Worry?
11:47I'm her liaison.
11:48Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory.
11:51Meld that flesh, girl.
11:53Meld it away.
11:55Ah, tips for remaining Starfleet uniform compliant.
11:58The Starfleet manual?
11:59Who are you kidding?
12:00It is so messed up that you're trying to cheat me out of a promotion.
12:03How am I cheating?
12:03You're always telling me to be like this.
12:05I meant to actually try sometimes, not to profit off of nepotism.
12:08Nobody would know Freeman's my mom if you hadn't ratted me out.
12:12So, why don't you go ahead and blame yourself?
12:14No, I blame you.
12:15And I blame you right back.
12:18Fred alert.
12:19Shields up.
12:25Collision alert.
12:26Impacts on decks 3, 15, and 20.
12:28My God.
12:29Is that the Solvang?
12:30I'm not reading any life signs.
12:31The whole crew, they've been wiped out.
12:36They're harvesting the wreckage.
12:41Evade the maneuver.
12:47Shields at 50%.
12:48They're jamming communication.
12:55Captain, they've latched under the port of the cell with some sort of binding arm.
12:58What a war.
12:59Get us out of here.
13:00No, shut down engines.
13:01But we'll be sitting ducks.
13:02Dayton would have thought the same thing, and look what happened to them.
13:05Shut it down.
13:05Wait, go out.
13:25Mom!
13:25Uh, I'm okay.
13:28Onfillery power back online.
13:30Ho ho ho! I thought the Enterprise was strong! We are strong!
13:36This isn't the Enterprise, this is the Cerritos!
13:39We thought you were the Enterprise!
13:42Hacklids? What the hell do you want?
13:44We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces so that we have all the ship pieces!
13:51Look, just stop this senseless attack and let's discuss-
13:56Dude! We are strong! We will cut our ship apart!
14:01This doesn't make any sense! The Packlets aren't this powerful!
14:05I thought they were kind of a joke!
14:06Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. Packlets would fake distress calls so they could steal technology from anyone who showed up
14:11to help,
14:11but I'm detecting weapons from over 30 different species!
14:14Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore!
14:30They're phasering the hull! Carving us up like a first contact day salmon!
14:34No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand!
14:37We're out of options!
14:39Then I need someone to make me some!
14:41Me? What am I supposed to do? I-I don't know these guys!
14:43Do what you do best! I need a dangerous half-baked solution that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me
14:49off!
14:50That's an order!
14:53Boyman, what kind of computer systems do the Packlets use?
14:56They steal components from other cultures, which means their codebase would have to be wide open!
14:59You catch that, Rutherford?
15:00We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system!
15:03Exactly! Wait, where are you so chipper-
15:05Implant stuff!
15:06They've got us outgunned and they know it, but they're taking their time.
15:10If we can plant a virus in their system, we can cripple their ship!
15:12Who here could whip up a code like that? They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius!
15:17Ha ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5!
15:20Can I teach you a lesson?
15:22Ha ha ha! Banshee! I need you to code a virus for me!
15:25Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols!
15:28Ha ha! Wait, you're not gonna try to kill me again, are you?
15:31Ha ha! I'm Banshee!
15:32Ha ha! Ugh, fine! Computer, disable safety protocols!
15:36Oh, yes! There we go!
15:38Hello, father!
15:40I've already created three viruses that would disable PACLA technology!
15:44You were monitoring comms?
15:45Oh, I'm always monitoring comms!
15:47The packet needs to be input manually!
15:49Ho ho ho! Somebody's gonna have to board their ship!
15:52You know it!
15:54Intruder's beaming in!
15:56Very slowly beaming in!
15:58We've gotta go!
16:03We have to get to the armory!
16:05Looks like we'll have to repel down the old-fashioned way.
16:07Setting my fists to stun, and my kicks to kill!
16:14Ha!
16:15Uh, guys, right here?
16:16Yep, great something, that one.
16:17All the way in back there?
16:18Yeah, you did do that.
16:18How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?
16:21I don't know! A lot!
16:22Uh, huh!
16:34SIGH!
16:35SIGH RELL!
16:36AND DOWER!
16:36Double hit!
16:36Ah!
16:38STANE ROLL!
16:39Double hit!
16:40Ah!nah!
16:41no! Karinger,
16:42incase we don't make it. We're making it.
16:43I wasn't mad that
16:44you were stealing the Sacramento promotion! I apply for those all
16:47the time, nothing ever comes with it!
16:48What? Then why were you freaking out?
16:50Because you would have gotten it, and I'd miss you, okay? You're my best friend.
16:54Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? Just shut up.
16:57Batman!
17:03What?
17:11Branson, get our bags!
17:12Way ahead of you!
17:13Way ahead!
17:16Ah, sorry. I mean, get the captain to the bio bed. Quick, quick!
17:20Did we save the Cerritos?
17:22Working on it.
17:23Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus.
17:25But someone has to take it to the ship.
17:27But who's small enough to go and detect it?
17:28Yeah, and who can survive in space without a ship?
17:30Someone who can travel with a program safely stored in her hard drive.
17:34Peanut Hammer!
17:35You can load the code into their ship using your robotic abilities.
17:37Oh my gosh, Peanut Hammer!
17:39You're gonna save the day!
17:42I'm gonna pass.
17:44I-I'm sorry, what?
17:45All that stuff sounded way too scary.
17:47What about the needs of the many?
17:48I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad.
17:50Not to be a virus bomb.
17:51Peanut Hammer!
17:52This is not cool.
17:53We're all going to die!
17:54Peanut Hammer!
17:55There are so many lips at stake!
17:57You know what?
17:57I'm just going to beam myself out of this whole sitch.
18:00Sucks to be organic.
18:01Enjoy having all your guts fly out!
18:03Or whatever.
18:04You know what?
18:05Peanut Hammer is a stupid name!
18:13Oh my gosh, I'm back!
18:15I just clicked myself back to normal!
18:16Let me just upload this.
18:19Feels like an ice cream headache.
18:21Okay, now I just need to get on that ship.
18:23Wait, no!
18:23It's too dangerous!
18:24He must be in a heroic bravery mode or something.
18:26Keep clicking your button!
18:27Let me click it!
18:28Click your button!
18:28No, Tendi.
18:29This is normal me.
18:30I've got this!
18:31And I've got you!
18:33Brother Fern!
18:39You know I can run on my own.
18:53This is the best day of my life!
18:57Eat this!
18:58Run, run, run, run!
19:06Link up?
19:07Come on, come on.
19:10Yeah!
19:14Virus downloaded.
19:15Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:16Downloads going to a call.
19:17Wait, why?
19:18Sorry, but no virus until after these guys kill you.
19:22What?
19:23Why?
19:23Because you snap my neck!
19:24What's the holdup?
19:25Damn it, Tendi.
19:26We don't have time for this, okay?
19:27Do it now!
19:28You want me to disable their systems?
19:29Fine, I'll do it!
19:32Explosively!
19:33He's going to blow us out!
19:34Not if I have something to scream about it!
19:40Stop it!
19:41He's mine!
19:45Hang in there, baby!
19:48Baby!
19:51Baby!
19:54There we go!
20:02Ah, they did it!
20:03They got clear of the blast!
20:04Bringing main power back online!
20:08All invaders have been...
20:09Ah!
20:11Neutralized.
20:12As soon as the engines are back online, get us the hell out of here!
20:15And hey, don't get too comfortable and buy a chair.
20:18Yes, sir.
20:19No, no, no, no, there's more of them!
20:21No, no, no!
20:24We have you now, Enterprise!
20:40All hands to escape pods!
20:43Prepare to abandon ship!
20:44Wait, incoming ship?
20:47It's the table!
20:54Oh, no!
20:55It's another Enterprise!
21:01Red Alert!
21:02A Paklin party and I wasn't invited?
21:04It's about time you showed up, Will!
21:06Mariner!
21:07This makes us even!
21:08You know Riker?
21:09Yeah!
21:09Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband?
21:11Dude, it's flush with Romulan ale and...
21:13I'm sorry, what was that?
21:15We're still at Red Alert!
21:17Target those ships and fire!
21:18We're talking about this later.
21:27Make us go!
21:29Go, guys, go!
21:31We're retreating!
21:33Yeah!
21:50No, no, I don't want any cosmetic changes to the Cerritos.
21:53Are you sure?
21:54Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and be...
21:57No!
21:57I hate it when a ship gets repaired and comes out looking all sovereign class.
22:01I want her to look almost like she usually does.
22:06All right, we have a good one today.
22:08Chapter 79, Fluidic Systems and How to Reroute Them.
22:11Ugh, Fluidics are so messy.
22:15Rutherford, you're awake!
22:16Ah, I knew you'd be okay!
22:18What?
22:18What happened?
22:19You saved the Cerritos!
22:21Oh, I did?
22:22Wow, that's pretty cool.
22:23Are you my nurse?
22:24Nurse?
22:25No, they just have been giving me time off so I can sit with you.
22:28Oh, sweet!
22:29Nice to meet you.
22:30I'm Rutherford.
22:32Oh, your implant.
22:33It must have damaged your long-term memory.
22:36Do you remember me at all?
22:38Well, no.
22:39But don't take it personally.
22:40I don't remember what I don't remember.
22:43You know what this means, right?
22:46We get to become best friends all over again!
22:50Okie dokie.
22:54We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxx's sacrifice.
22:57He's with the Prophets now.
23:06I can't even begin to imagine how I'm going to replace him.
23:09Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's full throat screaming in someone's face and ejecting a warp core.
23:14I'd like to think you're right.
23:17Ensign Beckett Mariner, beam down to Beta-3 without authorization.
23:20Oh, wait, seriously?
23:21Contraband hidden throughout the ship.
23:23Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble.
23:26Yeah, that's for personal use.
23:27I've got a whole year's worth of your insubordinations right here.
23:30Well, without those insubordinations, we'd all be dead right now.
23:34I know.
23:35Did you know Starfleet considers Beta-3 a known culture?
23:39They had no idea the Batons had regressed.
23:41And the Pakless, well, the Pakless murdered the entire crew of the Solvang
23:45because everyone assumed they were a joke.
23:47Yeah, well, that's Starfleet.
23:49Good at observing and bad at maintaining.
23:51You know, we can't just assume people are going to keep doing the right thing a generation down the road.
23:55I agree.
23:56But as captain, I can't ignore protocol.
23:59I'd lose my command.
24:00And you, on the other hand, you see a problem, you can solve it.
24:05Wait, are you saying work together for a change?
24:07Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know, instead of up your ass.
24:11What do you say?
24:13Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig.
24:16Let's not tell you, Father.
24:26Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner, over here.
24:28Hi.
24:28No! Carol!
24:31I guess those Cali-class ships can hold their own longer than people say.
24:34Huh. Thanks for the assist, Captain.
24:36No need to be so formal.
24:37You know, I was her mentor.
24:39Yeah, well, I remember it differently.
24:40You were sort of my...
24:41Chadich.
24:42We used to get in so much trouble.
24:44We?
24:45Deanna.
24:46Can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends?
24:49Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence in order to mask an ocean of insecurity.
24:54Oh, well, they sense that too?
24:56I can make that work for me.
24:57Wait, wait, wait, wait. You made a dog?
24:59Yeah, and it could fly.
25:01Oh, oh, oh.
25:01And another time, we stole a bunch of T-88s.
25:04Oh, man.
25:04The scanners with the purple stripe?
25:06Those are amazing.
25:07What else did we do?
25:07I just wanted to say, I was wrong.
25:10I'm glad we followed our guts today.
25:11You are my mentor.
25:13Whatever, nerd.
25:14Come on, we can hang without me being your mentor.
25:16I thought you wanted that.
25:17Yeah, my target kind of moves.
25:18Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank.
25:21Time to start appreciating what I have right here.
25:23Hey, you know what?
25:24I like this new Boimler.
25:26Good work today, Boimler.
25:27Ransom says you're one of his best.
25:29Thank you, Captain Riker, sir.
25:31Hey, how about you buy me a drink?
25:32You know, since we're even, remember?
25:34The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass?
25:35We are not even, and we don't use money.
25:37What's happened to you, man?
25:38You used to be sharp.
25:40Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel.
25:42Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
25:44I cannot believe that you took a promotion
25:46to the motherfucking Titan.
25:49Call me.
25:49Hey, Brad, we got a scoot,
25:51so get your boots and strap them up
25:52because the captain wants us to escort Commander Troy
25:55to a Togana fort.
25:56Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense.
25:57There's a bar in Andoriotown you guys would love.
26:00Whoa, you've been there?
26:02Yeah, I can show you around if you want.
26:03Dude, your pad is blowing up.
26:05Who is messaging you?
26:05She's just an old friend.
26:07She kind of got mad when I took the promotion here.
26:09Ah, she'll get over it.
26:10Boimler, you can't keep ducking me forever.
26:12It is a really small galaxy out there.
26:13Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you
26:15and I'm gonna feed you to an armist.
26:16You hear me?
26:17Hey, Psycho, keep it down.
26:18We're trying to sleep.
26:18Oh, shut up, Jen.
26:22I'm sorry, I'm late.
26:23I was watching the first Enterprise on the holodeck.
26:25You know, Archer and those guys.
26:26What a story.
26:27Those guys had a long road getting from there to here.
26:30Course set for the Talgana system, Captain,
26:31awaiting your command.
26:32Ah, Talgana 4.
26:34You know, they have a little risa.
26:36Oh, so then should we take the little Horga?
26:38No.
26:39Let's take the one we always use.
26:41Ahem.
26:41Right.
26:42Give me warp in the factor of...
26:43Five, six, seven, eight.
26:45Oh, the jazz.
27:01You might want to hold on to something.
27:05This world feels like a dream.
27:08A strange, terrible, beautiful dream.
27:15Everything is different.
27:17I am different.
27:20I promise you.
27:23I'm ready.
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