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00:24:12From bitch to bull, baby.
00:24:21I saw a little Anne Heche there, too.
00:24:25Does that sound gay?
00:24:26Find the biggest, fattest mother in the yard
00:24:28and knock his ass out.
00:24:34Stiff the knees, maggot.
00:24:36Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year.
00:24:39I think I'm gonna kill it, coach.
00:24:41Use it!
00:24:42Keep looking at the horse's ass and run!
00:24:56Biggest and baddest, baby.
00:24:58A-T-T-A-C-K, the leader of the pack, punch.
00:25:02A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:03Harmon, more cheer, less bull dancing, okay?
00:25:05We don't want guys stuffing bills on your panties.
00:25:08The boy's handy.
00:25:09A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:09Flick, flick, pull!
00:25:11A puppet channel on the stereo,
00:25:12with me on the radio!
00:25:14Flick, flick, pull!
00:25:16Come on, die on a new style!
00:25:18A-T-A-T-A-T-A!
00:25:20Flick, flick, pull!
00:25:21Do I have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:22And make sure everybody sees him go down.
00:25:27Be careful.
00:25:30Hey, you mind if I sit down?
00:25:32Wrong level, bitch.
00:25:34Bitch, say what?
00:25:41Well, I think we got a real serious problem here.
00:25:44Yeah? Well, if it's you, there's no problem.
00:25:53Oh!
00:26:06Okay, sir.
00:26:13Dude, what's with you?
00:26:16Who's the beyond now?
00:26:26You guys might want to come scoop up your friend.
00:26:32Shit!
00:26:32No!
00:26:42Ah!
00:26:46Ah!
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:51Ah!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:55Ah!
00:26:57Ah!
00:26:58Ah!
00:27:09What are you doing, freak?
00:27:11Knocking you into the hole, and me into the history books.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16Who's the biatch now?
00:27:27You've got to be kidding me!
00:27:30Oh!
00:27:32Oh, God!
00:27:34Ah!
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:47Ah!
00:27:48Ah!
00:27:50Ah!
00:27:51Ah!
00:27:53Ah!
00:28:08Help!
00:28:22Who's... the... bitch... now?
00:28:31Coming through. Look out. Look out. Look out.
00:28:34Coming through. Take your head off of school.
00:28:44Well, we all have a round of applause for Conor McGuire.
00:28:48Everyone. Come on. Yeah. Everyone. You. Yeah.
00:28:52Come on. Don't be shy.
00:28:56Thomas! All of you!
00:29:03Hello, son. No, I told you last time. You start something, you're what? You're gone!
00:29:10Well, my friend. Looks like it's last call, huh?
00:29:13Last call?
00:29:15He didn't start it. I did.
00:29:21Who the hell are you?
00:29:23I'm the new guy.
00:29:34Hey, man. How's the nose?
00:29:36Shut up.
00:29:41Look at that freak sitting on top of the teller.
00:29:44Move.
00:29:46I think we should unroll the welcome mat.
00:29:48Yeah? I think we should go over there and kick his ass.
00:29:50Oh, that's great. I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
00:29:53The expelled guy's a rock.
00:29:55Later.
00:29:59Later.
00:30:01You're not going over there.
00:30:03Well, I wasn't. Now I am.
00:30:06Later.
00:30:10Hey, man. She just dissed you.
00:30:13Dude, shut up!
00:30:23Hey, new guy. Got a name?
00:30:29Harris. Gil Harris.
00:30:30I'm Courtney. That's Carmen Nespaniel.
00:30:34So, how do you like our little slice of paradise?
00:30:37Well, I gotta tell ya.
00:30:40Nice to be somewhere without bars.
00:30:43You were in jail?
00:30:45Did they give you a full body cavity search?
00:30:47Forgive my friends. They get really shy around strangers.
00:30:51My fault. I talk too much.
00:30:54That's hot.
00:30:56Well, there's a party tonight at my house.
00:30:58If you can come.
00:31:04I don't make plans.
00:31:08Not my style.
00:31:13I'm the winner.
00:31:15I'm the winner's army at the end of night.
00:31:19Oh, Lord.
00:31:23Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
00:31:29Oh, Lord.
00:31:32Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
00:31:38Oh, Lord.
00:31:39I'm just a love machine.
00:31:41Yeah, baby.
00:31:43Oh, I can kiss and be.
00:31:47Woo!
00:31:48We love you, Rocky Creek.
00:31:50We'll be here all week.
00:31:51We love Texas.
00:31:53And we love you too.
00:31:55So I'm guessing that it went well.
00:31:57For the first 18 years of my life, things were one way.
00:32:00And in 10 minutes, it completely changed.
00:32:03You mean they bought it?
00:32:04Things have changed.
00:32:06Yo, my man, you know you just made it to the 50s level of canard,
00:32:09right?
00:32:09Better.
00:32:10I got invited to a party.
00:32:11Me, Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
00:32:13Excuse me while I do the boogaloo.
00:32:15Watch me.
00:32:16Well, slow down, funky white boy.
00:32:18Do they invite you or Gil Harris?
00:32:22Whatever.
00:32:22Listen, the point is, today, nobody stuffed me in my locker
00:32:26or singed off my ass hair.
00:32:27Oh, no offense, Kirk.
00:32:29Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night?
00:32:33Courtney does.
00:32:38That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
00:32:43I know.
00:32:44Isn't it great?
00:32:45Did you have to do her?
00:32:47And while you're with her, think of me.
00:32:50Okay, that sounded gay.
00:32:51See, that's the thing.
00:32:52Courtney's expecting Gil at the party tonight.
00:32:55And you know what?
00:32:56She's right.
00:32:56I mean, how will Gil Harris party?
00:32:58I think the question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this
00:33:01Courtney chick and make her say, who's your daddy?
00:33:05While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:08Diz, you ready for this?
00:33:11Now, look, my dad loves his black morning.
00:33:13He loves me.
00:33:14That's not true.
00:33:15No, it is.
00:33:17He wrote it in my birthday card.
00:33:22So, please be very careful.
00:33:26This is a vintage black track racing bike.
00:33:30It's very powerful.
00:33:33Have to know what you're doing.
00:33:35Stand back.
00:33:37I'm starting for you.
00:33:55Now, remember, I won't always be around to do that, buddy.
00:34:07Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party?
00:34:15There's nothing cooler than that.
00:34:21Whoa.
00:34:25It was crazy.
00:34:32Hey, man.
00:34:34These are dockers.
00:34:36I made it.
00:34:44Hey, Courtney.
00:34:46You see that Indy 360?
00:34:47Tony, please.
00:34:51Rainy, did you see that Indy 3?
00:34:53I could do it again.
00:35:04Have any trouble finding the house?
00:35:09Well, aren't you the strong, silent type?
00:35:13Well, I...
00:35:14You want to come upstairs with me?
00:35:17Um, I...
00:35:18You want to make out with me?
00:35:21Uh, well, I...
00:35:23Want to take my clothes off with your tea?
00:35:27Okay, you talked me into it.
00:35:31Aren't you coming?
00:35:34Almost.
00:35:35Courtney is such a slut.
00:35:37Which didn't stop you.
00:35:38You've been dating her for two months.
00:35:39If it's for...
00:35:40I'm just talking to her.
00:35:42I want to take my clothes off with your baby.
00:35:45I love you.
00:35:47I love you, guys.
00:35:53It's for you!
00:35:57I love you.
00:36:02You want to dance here, guys?
00:36:18You know why I like it out here?
00:36:21The view?
00:36:23Nope.
00:36:24It's because there's all these people around.
00:36:26Doesn't it turn you on,
00:36:28knowing we can be caught at any moment?
00:36:31Yeah, well, that, um,
00:36:33does make things interesting.
00:36:36Want to make out?
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh, I forgot something.
00:36:45Ready for dessert?
00:36:48Gil?
00:36:53Hello?
00:36:59Courtney, what's the matter?
00:37:00I can't believe it.
00:37:02What? What happened?
00:37:04Gil blew me off.
00:37:07Sucks to be you.
00:37:08Carmen put it away.
00:37:09I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:12Shh, it's okay.
00:37:15Hey, girls, I know what you're thinking.
00:37:16He's too good looking for me, right?
00:37:18Right?
00:37:19Hola, habla ingles?
00:37:20Hello.
00:37:23Ah!
00:37:24Where'd you come from?
00:37:25I'm exercising.
00:37:26You got a problem?
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:27It's cool.
00:37:28It's cool.
00:37:29Hey, what does that hit?
00:37:30Your, uh, lats, delts, tries, buys?
00:37:33Some bad curls.
00:37:34Great abs.
00:37:35Abs?
00:37:35Cool.
00:37:36So what's the story?
00:37:36Did you really blow off, Courtney?
00:37:37Huh?
00:37:38Come on, you can tell us.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39You blow her off?
00:37:40I didn't exactly blow her off.
00:37:42Oh, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop right there.
00:37:44Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth.
00:37:50Whoa, whoa!
00:37:52Hey, what can I say?
00:37:53What can I say?
00:37:55You are the man!
00:37:56You are the man!
00:37:58You say you're a fraud?
00:38:00I don't think you've been with anyone.
00:38:06Yeah, you're right.
00:38:08She's not just anyone.
00:38:14Dude, this babe's got it all.
00:38:17Yes, she does.
00:38:18I bet she knows how to make a guy happy, huh?
00:38:21I'd love to stay in chat, but, um, Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:27You're not going anywhere.
00:38:30Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:40Josefina.
00:38:45Don't you see what's going on here?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47If we want to get chicks, we've got to work on our abs.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Come on.
00:38:57I got it, I got it!
00:38:58Pick me up, baby!
00:38:59Bat weeks!
00:39:00Hey, chump change, get down.
00:39:02Baby, woo!
00:39:04Watch, everyone.
00:39:06That bike won't even start.
00:39:08He trashed you when he landed.
00:39:10Please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:32It's a full-time job trying to save his butt.
00:39:40I almost got laid!
00:39:44Did he say break?
00:39:49Whoa!
00:39:53I almost got laid!
00:40:18Hey, waiting up for me, Dad.
00:40:20Yes, we are.
00:40:21We?
00:40:25Hey.
00:40:26Uh, Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here?
00:40:30Kiki's here to help us.
00:40:33Help us with what?
00:40:35An intervention.
00:40:36We're surrounding you with love.
00:40:40Now sit.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:45Dramatic change in appearance?
00:40:47Lack of communication?
00:40:49Altered patterns of behavior?
00:40:51What are you on?
00:40:53Is it crystal meth?
00:40:55Is it the crank?
00:40:57Are you riding the white pony, son?
00:41:04Um, no, I'm not on drugs, Dad.
00:41:06I'm happy.
00:41:07You know, for the first time, and I can't remember when I'm actually happy.
00:41:12It occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in Egypt.
00:41:18Look, son, it's all my fault.
00:41:21I've been so worried about alarms going off at work, I miss the alarms going off right here at home.
00:41:27But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:41:28Come Monday, I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24-7.
00:41:33But, Dad, how will you pay the mortgage?
00:41:35I'll sell the house.
00:41:36Dad, do not.
00:41:39I repeat, do not do that.
00:41:42Look, son, there's no possible way for you to understand this.
00:41:45But when things get truly bad, sometimes you have to make a drastic change.
00:41:50Completely revamp everything in your life just to get what you want.
00:41:55But I do understand that.
00:41:56I'm not sick.
00:41:58I'm revamped.
00:41:59I'm revamped.
00:42:00I'm revamped.
00:42:01It's very sweet.
00:42:03It's underneath the Tourette's and the crank.
00:42:05He still wants to be like his daddy.
00:42:12I'm so onto you.
00:42:15You are?
00:42:16Pretend to not want to be a part of this school.
00:42:18But you totally get off on being a badass.
00:42:23Oh, you caught me.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25And that's why I want to use you.
00:42:30Okay, but I'm only for a couple of years.
00:42:34Come to the football game this weekend.
00:42:36Our team sucks.
00:42:37Nobody shows.
00:42:38I mean, it's more socially acceptable to sit in a car hood and drink beer and puke
00:42:41than it is to actually watch a game.
00:42:42It's hard work pretending not to care.
00:42:45Yeah, but if you showed up, maybe some of these other fools would too.
00:42:49I'm in.
00:42:51You yum, boy, Julie.
00:42:54You yum what?
00:42:56My grandmother's Albanian.
00:42:57It means I owe you one.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:03What was that about?
00:43:04Just asking the new guy a favor.
00:43:06And what could you possibly need from him?
00:43:09Oh, just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:21Because I can't believe in.
00:43:23Go, go, go!
00:43:26Go, go, go, go, go!
00:43:28Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:43:30Two, three, one, two, three, one.
00:43:35Here we go, guys.
00:43:36Chicken.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38Come on, silence.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:41Ready?
00:43:42How funky is your chicken?
00:43:45How loose is your goose?
00:43:47So come on, eat silent.
00:43:49So Danielle finally dragged you out to one of these football games.
00:43:52Dude, I'm not at the game.
00:43:53I'm with you guys.
00:43:54Plus, I just like to watch her jump around.
00:43:57So come on, eat silent.
00:43:59Yeah, right.
00:44:01Whoosh.
00:44:03Whoosh.
00:44:04Whoosh.
00:44:04Right, I'm cowboy.
00:44:05Oh, shut up.
00:44:07Man, that's not funny.
00:44:11Eat silent, fans, and shake your caboose.
00:44:16Whoo!
00:44:16Come on, guys.
00:44:17Come on, silence.
00:44:19Come on.
00:44:20Come on, people.
00:44:21Guys.
00:44:23Hello.
00:44:23Come on.
00:44:25Come on.
00:44:27Come on.
00:44:28Come on.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30One, two, three.
00:44:32Come on.
00:44:33Come on.
00:44:42Guys, this is bullshit.
00:44:44We haven't won a game in five years.
00:44:45We might as well forfeit.
00:44:46We're dead anyway.
00:44:47And hunt!
00:45:00He's out of his mind.
00:45:12Dead?
00:45:14Did you say dead?
00:45:16All this hoo-ha about being dead and not wanting to fight and staying out of the game is a
00:45:22load of crap!
00:45:24Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
00:45:28I thought that movie made money.
00:45:31We didn't give up then, and we're not gonna give up now!
00:45:35American high school students traditionally love to fight.
00:45:40All real football players love the sting of battle!
00:45:45The only thing we have to fear is...
00:45:50Fear itself!
00:45:52What is wrong with you people?
00:45:57Where's the hunger?
00:45:59Where is the school spirit?
00:46:03Washington high!
00:46:05We're gonna beat them!
00:46:07Lincoln high!
00:46:10We're gonna beat them!
00:46:13Harden high!
00:46:15We're gonna beat them!
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:20Let's do it!
00:46:22Let's do it!
00:46:24Let's do it!
00:46:24Hurray!
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:36Damn, Lord.
00:46:37Here you go.
00:46:42It's my God damn lord.
00:46:43Give him up, give him up.
00:46:44I'm gonna get him.
00:46:48Get him, get him.
00:46:49Get him, get him.
00:46:51Get him.
00:46:52Get him.
00:46:52Get him.
00:46:53Get him.
00:46:54Get him.
00:46:58Here's the winner!
00:47:01Come on, guys!
00:47:14Here's the winner!
00:47:20Yeah, touchdown!
00:47:22Touchdown!
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:24How about that, Highlander fans?
00:47:26That's our first victory since the last Bush was president.
00:47:30No!
00:47:31We won a game!
00:47:32We won a game!
00:47:34Can you believe it?
00:47:35We actually won a game!
00:47:38Go, Highland!
00:47:48Danielle, what the hell's going on?
00:47:51You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:53You lose him.
00:47:55How'd you learn how to say you're welcome?
00:47:57From the only other person in the Albanian chatroom.
00:48:00Oh, what?
00:48:01You're impressed because this guy showed up on a horse?
00:48:03No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me.
00:48:05Let's go.
00:48:09She just dissed you again.
00:48:11Dude, do you ever shut up?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14No.
00:48:19Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping.
00:48:21Well, I'm not most guys.
00:48:23You did say swimsuits, right?
00:48:26Yeah!
00:48:28Yeah!
00:48:35I know that you want this.
00:48:36I know that you're more than this.
00:48:37Tell me can you have a line.
00:48:40Show me how you work this.
00:48:42And maybe you can roll over.
00:48:45I know that you're more than this.
00:48:47Tell me can you have a line...
00:48:50Show me how you work this...
00:48:53Girl, you messed up when you let me in
00:48:56Told your best friend, you wanted me
00:48:58Then she caught me up and hit me Tuesdays
00:49:01Told me you were looking for a guy like me
00:49:03So I said, hold on, I ain't the one
00:49:06The less shorty really want to have the fun
00:49:08But she said that you told her I was what you want
00:49:10When I thought you don't try to run
00:49:13I'm the guy in your dreams that you had last night
00:49:15I'm the band with the 20 that you wanna drive
00:49:18I'm your drug in your life that'll treat you right
00:49:20Got you heard, cause I'm making everything like
00:49:22I know that you want it
00:49:25Tell me, can you handle it
00:49:28Show me how you're working
00:49:29I know that you want it
00:49:34Tell me, can you handle it
00:49:37Show me how you're working
00:49:42Sorry about that. I've been in prison a long time.
00:49:48Now this is real music.
00:49:50So you're saying if I listen to all this, I'll get you?
00:49:52That's what I'm talking about. I
00:49:57Danielle, I didn't see you come in
00:50:00Oh, hey, Emily
00:50:01How's it going?
00:50:03Uh, great. How about you?
00:50:05Great
00:50:06Uh, hey, do you have the Creed CD?
00:50:14Yeah, I'll check for you
00:50:18Who's that?
00:50:19Emily
00:50:20We used to be friends when we were younger
00:50:23Well, what happened?
00:50:25I don't know
00:50:25Started dating Connor and you know how things go
00:50:29I understand
00:50:30Oh, come on
00:50:31You're not the type who would drop your friends
00:50:34All right, time to go
00:50:35I'm shopping here
00:50:37Come on, you're not shopping
00:50:38You've been listening to this same song for six hours
00:50:40You're squatting
00:50:41Listen, bro
00:50:43I've had a bad day
00:50:44So squat on this puke face
00:50:47That's it, you're tossed
00:50:49You're not a bouncer anymore
00:50:50You've moved up
00:50:52Come on, man
00:50:53Who can toss it better than me?
00:50:54Would you relax?
00:50:55Come on, man
00:50:56I'm sick of this
00:50:59This, you made it
00:51:02Perfect timing
00:51:03Man, I was starting to think
00:51:04You never checked the EQ message boards anymore
00:51:08Gil, do you know these people?
00:51:17Uh
00:51:18No
00:51:27Let's go
00:51:42If anyone's lost a pair of balls
00:51:45We have found them
00:51:46Wait, there's a name here
00:51:48Dizzy Harrison
00:51:49Please pick your balls up and scrotal
00:51:52That's
00:51:53Balls and scrotal
00:51:54I'm at counter five
00:51:56You know what?
00:51:57I have all these
00:51:59That's my microphone
00:52:03Oh, no
00:52:03Please, no
00:52:05Stop
00:52:12Harris, get your punk ass in here
00:52:23I don't know, what are you doing here?
00:52:25You stole my horse, maggot
00:52:29Do you have any idea what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?
00:52:34Death?
00:52:36This isn't that rat, son
00:52:38But I can tell you, it's probably a hefty fine
00:52:42You know what this is?
00:52:45It's a bill
00:52:47For manure, for manure cleanup, re-sodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated all over
00:52:52Mrs. Campanella's rose garden
00:52:54That was me, sir
00:52:58That was me, sir
00:52:58And you want to know something else?
00:53:02It was all worth it!
00:53:11That was our first victory in five years, and it's all because of you
00:53:16I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son
00:53:20Sit down
00:53:21Hey, hold on
00:53:24We got a problem
00:53:24We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so
00:53:27And it has been the most god-awful experience for everyone involved
00:53:31Right, coach?
00:53:31I mean, yeah
00:53:32Do you have any ideas how you might turn this thing around?
00:53:39Good music?
00:53:41Music?
00:53:43Hey
00:53:44That is a fantastic idea, son
00:53:46You see that?
00:53:46Hey
00:53:47What kind of music?
00:53:49The only music worth being called music
00:53:51I'm talking about the funk
00:53:58Oh, yeah
00:54:01Who?
00:54:03Mr. Big Stuff
00:54:06Who do you think you are?
00:54:08Mr. Big Stuff
00:54:11You're never gonna get my love
00:54:15Hello, singing
00:54:17Who are we kidding?
00:54:18I mean, we can't play funk without a bass line
00:54:20We're black guys
00:54:21Hey
00:54:22We'll find someone, we don't need ditz
00:54:24Oh, you don't?
00:54:26So somebody else is getting you paying gigs
00:54:30We're headlining at homecoming two weeks from tonight
00:54:33Is someone talking to us?
00:54:34I don't hear anything
00:54:36It was ditz
00:54:37What's wrong with you people?
00:54:39Look, I was an asshole at the mall
00:54:41World-class asshole
00:54:43They're scouting me for asshole Olympics
00:54:45I'm carrying the torch
00:54:48Come on, you guys
00:54:50I'm sorry
00:54:51Look, I got no good excuse for what I did
00:54:54It's not easy being the big bull
00:54:58You're the big bull shit
00:54:59Gil's the big bull
00:55:01Yeah, but that's me
00:55:03Is it?
00:55:04So what makes you any different from any other high school thug since the beginning of time?
00:55:11I know it's been a long road
00:55:15To get these towns behind me
00:55:19And I
00:55:20When they reap what we may
00:55:23So I am there for you
00:55:26And you're there for me
00:55:31I stop believing
00:55:35I stop believing
00:55:36No time ago
00:55:39Quit it!
00:55:40Wasn't me!
00:55:41Then who was it?
00:55:42Who?
00:55:42Hi guys, Ed Liggett
00:55:45Tuba!
00:55:46Sorry to bother you guys, but the marching band is collecting bottles and cans for the homeless
00:55:50Ironically taking away the only job the homeless have
00:55:53Any donations would be greatly appreciated
00:55:56Hey buddy, you know what the homeless need?
00:55:59A midget
00:56:00Why would the homeless need a midget?
00:56:02Shut up!
00:56:05Hey! Quit it!
00:56:16What the hell?
00:56:18What the hell?
00:56:19What the hell?
00:56:28Hello, Ed. Are you okay?
00:56:30Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family
00:56:35You remembered my name
00:56:39Come on
00:56:50What's Gil doing?
00:56:51He's taking him up the tower
00:56:54Ed Liggett's gonna get his little ass kicked
00:57:02Are you waiting for
00:57:04Hide
00:57:07In hand
00:57:08The one by
00:57:11Who's that little dude?
00:57:17Hey Connor
00:57:18What did Ed ever do to you?
00:57:29Alright, freak
00:57:32We don't call people that here
00:57:37Danielle
00:57:39She's going down there with the geeks
00:57:44Emily
00:57:45I know
00:57:47Look, Emily
00:57:49I know
00:58:00You backed him instead of me
00:58:01Caught that, did you?
00:58:03This is bullshit, Danielle
00:58:04My girlfriend's supposed to back me up
00:58:06You're right
00:58:07Your girlfriend should back you up
00:58:09Find one
00:58:13I don't need you
00:58:15I could have anyone
00:58:18Look, man
00:58:20I'm really, really sorry
00:58:21Me and the guy's pissed on you too, but
00:58:22You did?
00:58:25Yeah
00:58:26I thought it tasted funny
00:58:27Love to see you whipping
00:58:29Sugar treats you right
00:58:31Give me just a minute
00:58:33Time and night
00:58:34Thank you too
00:58:36Well that's another win for the Highlanders
00:58:42Mark's gonna help you pass the trick
00:58:44Hey
00:58:47You don't remember me, do you?
00:58:49Stop
00:58:50Please
00:58:51Your ass is crushing my head
00:58:53Oh!
00:58:54Was that you?
00:58:59Highland wins again
00:59:00Whip it baby
00:59:02Whip it right
00:59:04Whip it baby
00:59:05Whip it home
00:59:08No, no, no
00:59:09Damn
00:59:10That's what I'm talking about
00:59:15Hi, Bill
00:59:16Hey, Courtney
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine
00:59:20Hi, I'm
00:59:22Falk
00:59:22And I'm
00:59:26Apache
00:59:26Yeah, um
00:59:27Hawk Apache and I
00:59:29Spent
00:59:29Time in prison
00:59:30Together
00:59:31Mostly in the shower
00:59:36Can you just smell the glare?
00:59:40Before I met Gil
00:59:41I probably would've just
00:59:42Looked at you with disgust
00:59:43And walked away
00:59:44Wiggling my ass
00:59:45Just so you'd know what you were missing
00:59:47Yeah, well the universe is upside down
00:59:50And in a few minutes
00:59:52You'll be, too
00:59:53Woo-hoo
00:59:54Whip it baby
00:59:56Child
00:59:57Whip it right
00:59:58Whip it right
00:59:59Whip it baby
01:00:00Whip it all night
01:00:02Assembly
01:00:02Whip
01:00:03Whip
01:00:04All night
01:00:06Let's whip it baby
01:00:07Child, let's whip it right
01:00:09Let's whip it baby
01:00:10Let's whip it all night
01:00:12No, no
01:00:14Chie
01:00:16Hey, I finally understand this song, all right?
01:00:19AAH!
01:00:28WHEERS!
01:00:32WHEERS!
01:00:41I'm so scared, baby!
01:00:45Woohoo!
01:00:46Two, one!
01:00:50Touchdown!
01:01:12Unbelievable!
01:01:15We're going to the state championship!
01:01:20Highlanders are on fire!
01:01:27Whoa, a little spill.
01:01:31Remember, turn, don't burn.
01:01:39Son, I just want you to know that when you go off to college,
01:01:43me and this house roll with you.
01:01:48Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that.
01:01:56Just roll around, Dad. You'll be all right.
01:02:14Too close!
01:02:16Hey, it's okay, it's with me.
01:02:18Andale.
01:02:29Well, I spent a lifetime looking for you.
01:02:38You're really good at that.
01:02:40This is the best part about working at this place.
01:02:42I get to ride the bull for free.
01:02:43And I get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandana as a shirt.
01:02:48Watch it, who, though?
01:02:50That's Estelle. She must like you.
01:02:53Hi, Estelle. Oh!
01:02:58Don't mind Estelle. She's like my big sister.
01:03:00She worries.
01:03:02What could she possibly be worried about?
01:03:04That I'll end up like my mom.
01:03:06Working the day shift here and raising three kids by myself.
01:03:09I didn't know all that.
01:03:11Yeah, well, it's hard to keep track of all the white trash cliches around here.
01:03:14Well, I'm not worried about you.
01:03:15You're not, huh?
01:03:17No.
01:03:17Well, that's a relief.
01:03:18You want a pad?
01:03:19For what?
01:03:22Estelle.
01:03:23Look!
01:03:24Danielle!
01:03:25If I can do what I've done, you can do anything.
01:03:28I wish I had the confidence you have.
01:03:30Don't ever wish that.
01:03:31Why?
01:03:32You know exactly who you are.
01:03:35You don't know who I am.
01:03:37Danielle!
01:03:39Before I came to East Highland!
01:03:45You get good distance with the skinny ones.
01:03:48Kayla, are you okay?
01:03:50It's just it.
01:03:52I'm not...
01:03:53Hermano!
01:03:58They killed Paco!
01:04:00Paco?
01:04:01Paco!
01:04:03Ah, Paco!
01:04:06Um, amigo grande.
01:04:10Las arañas.
01:04:12Negras.
01:04:17Black spiders.
01:04:29Hey.
01:04:33Danielle.
01:04:34You see this tattoo?
01:04:35I don't need to hear it.
01:04:39There's some things about me that I-I need to tell you and you're not gonna like it.
01:04:43Gil, it doesn't matter.
01:04:44I mean, anything you did in your past, I don't need to know.
01:04:47Let's just think about it now.
01:04:52But I'm really dizzy.
01:04:55So am I.
01:04:58She's going to college, punk.
01:05:00Hey, lady.
01:05:01Nobody's stopping her.
01:05:03Well, that's a buzzkill.
01:05:05Night of stealth.
01:05:06So, you ready for state finals tomorrow?
01:05:08Hey, all I do is ride a horse.
01:05:09Yeah, well, I'm worried.
01:05:11Those drillers can be brutal.
01:05:13The drillers?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:16Rocky Creek High.
01:05:17You know where it is?
01:05:18I do.
01:05:21Um...
01:05:21Look, Daniella.
01:05:23I can't go to that game.
01:05:25I hate that school.
01:05:26Wait a minute.
01:05:27How can you not come?
01:05:29It's complicated.
01:05:32Look, I hate that school too, but if you don't show up, nobody will.
01:05:35Please don't fail now.
01:05:40Let's welcome...
01:05:41Our own defeat...
01:05:42Yeah!
01:05:43The Rocky Creek Killers!
01:05:47And their homies, from East Highland High, the Highlanders.
01:05:55I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't going to show up.
01:06:13Our own defeat.
01:06:20We'll be the only three colonial
01:06:20We'll be the only one-uponest you can do, to be the only one-uponest in the field.
01:06:27Let's follow up.
01:06:28We've been to the next petitions.
01:06:28Meet me now.
01:06:28I miss our own fate.
01:06:28We've been to the kristen.
01:06:30No, no, no...
01:06:36We've been to the flake.
01:06:51What's going on?
01:07:16What's going on?
01:07:23Go, go, hurry, go, go!
01:07:34Oh my, oh my, what a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history, sports fans.
01:07:42With just eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24-all.
01:07:47The Drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line, and there's only time for one last play.
01:07:53If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime!
01:08:00Who's that little dude?
01:08:06Let's go Highland!
01:08:10Let's go Highland!
01:08:12This is the biggest game for Texas 5A football since back in 93, when Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:26RC! RC! RC! RC!
01:08:29Sure!
01:08:36Do you really understand what's going on here?
01:08:38Your team isn't killing us.
01:08:40Your fans are.
01:08:43Get your hands in the game and let's concentrate.
01:08:46Okay, man, we got a split left.
01:08:48Quick toss, 29 on one-on-one.
01:08:50Duncan gets the ball.
01:08:52No way, asshole, not Duncan.
01:08:54My team, my game, my championship, my ball.
01:08:58Just do your job and I'll do the rest.
01:09:04Watch the bat, watch the bat.
01:09:06Red, 71, down.
01:09:08Go Rocky Creek, go Rocky Creek, go Rocky Creek.
01:09:13Yeah.
01:09:14Go Rocky Creek, go Rocky Creek.
01:09:16Woo.
01:09:19Rocky.
01:09:21Get out of here.
01:09:25Rocky Creek.
01:09:27Defense, defense, defense, defense, defense.
01:09:31Defense, defense, defense, defense.
01:09:39Defense, defense, defense!
01:09:53Rubel!
01:09:55Get it, get it, go!
01:10:04Go!
01:10:22This wins!
01:10:39Go!
01:10:40This is for you, son.
01:10:48Go Highly!
01:10:55No!
01:10:56No!
01:11:01What is that?
01:11:27She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
01:11:31And when she walks, all the wind blows in the air.
01:11:36Hi!
01:11:37She doesn't know it's me.
01:11:40Hey!
01:11:42Hey, dizzy dipshit!
01:11:44Where are you?
01:11:46Yo, dipshit!
01:11:50What are you doing, buddy?
01:11:52How's it going, Barkley?
01:11:54Who is this guy, Gil?
01:11:55Just an old friend.
01:11:57Well, any friend of Gil is a friend of mine.
01:11:59I'm Travis.
01:12:00I'm Lonnie.
01:12:00I'm Pete.
01:12:01Ed Liggett, Tuba.
01:12:02How are you doing, man?
01:12:08Better now.
01:12:09What is wrong with you, man?
01:12:10So I tossed a freak.
01:12:11Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here.
01:12:14What do you want?
01:12:15You stole my state championship, asshole!
01:12:18Again, let me remind you, if you must talk like that, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:12:23Oh, I'm leaving.
01:12:23As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader.
01:12:26Oh, we know he was in prison.
01:12:27Will you forgive him?
01:12:28Prison?
01:12:29Are you shitting me?
01:12:30All right, buddy boy.
01:12:32That doesn't fly around.
01:12:35Okay, you guys, back it up.
01:12:39This is my fight.
01:12:41Oh, baby, come on.
01:12:43Make my day.
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:49I'm gonna go blow you on your ass!
01:12:51Get out!
01:12:53Get out!
01:12:54Get out!
01:13:09Andy!
01:13:15Get out!
01:13:17Get out!
01:13:18Get out!
01:13:19Get out!
01:13:20Get out!
01:13:20Get out!
01:13:21Get out!
01:13:21Get out!
01:13:22Get out!
01:13:25Get out!
01:13:25Diz, somebody spread the word about our band.
01:13:27Hello, I think that was us.
01:13:29But half of Rocky Creek is out there.
01:13:31What?
01:13:31How did they hear?
01:13:32Hey guys, check this out.
01:13:35Freed?
01:13:35What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:37There's a cafeteria menu on the other side.
01:13:40Hey, anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:42Excuse me, ladies.
01:13:43Hello?
01:13:46Who did that?
01:13:47A fat ass!
01:13:48Quiet, buddy.
01:13:49Uh, hi.
01:13:50Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship.
01:14:03Uh, ladies and gentlemen, suburban funk!
01:14:26We can do this.
01:14:27Thank you!
01:14:37Hey, do it now.
01:14:43Yeah, hey.
01:14:48Once I was a boogie singer
01:14:53Playing in a rock and roll band
01:14:57I never had no problems, no
01:15:01Burning down the one night stand
01:15:05And I decided quickly, yes I did
01:15:09To disco down and check out the show
01:15:13And they were dancing and singing
01:15:16And moving to the grooving
01:15:19And just when it hit me
01:15:21Somebody turned around and shouted
01:15:23Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:26Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:32Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:35Lay down the boogie
01:15:38And play that funky music till you die
01:15:43Ladies and gentlemen, Creed
01:15:48Will not be here tonight
01:15:51Repeat, will not be here tonight
01:15:53And drop curtain
01:15:56Q
01:15:59Mrs. Whitman
01:16:00It's my um
01:16:02My
01:16:03It's mine now
01:16:05Yo, East Highland
01:16:09You know Gil Harris
01:16:14Hey, Rocky Creek
01:16:15You're in the Diz Harrison
01:16:16Guess what, folks
01:16:19Gil and Diz are the same guy
01:16:25He made fools of all of you
01:16:27You don't believe me, ask him yourself
01:16:29Maybe for once he'll tell the truth
01:16:35Hey, hey, hey
01:16:36It's alright
01:16:38I can handle this
01:16:41Um
01:16:43Look, I can explain
01:16:56Let the brother speak
01:16:58Luther
01:16:59Luther
01:17:00It's not just Luther
01:17:00Spiders
01:17:01You can play my kind of music
01:17:04Hey
01:17:06Hey, Ray
01:17:09Out of the way, Ray
01:17:10I've been in a pen quite a while
01:17:13Everything you saw
01:17:14On that screen
01:17:16Was completely
01:17:18True
01:17:22They're right
01:17:23I'm a liar
01:17:25I don't know what I was thinking
01:17:27Well, actually
01:17:28I do know what I was thinking
01:17:30I was trying to become
01:17:32Something more than just a blip
01:17:34On the radar screen
01:17:36So I made someone up
01:17:38Someone I thought you'd all like
01:17:43And all because
01:17:45I cared more
01:17:46About what other people thought of me
01:17:48Than about what I thought of me
01:17:51But I'd be willing to bet
01:17:52I'm not the only person here tonight
01:17:54Who's ever let that happen
01:17:56What the hell is this?
01:18:00Brogue dick
01:18:01Brogue dick
01:18:02Brogue dick
01:18:03Brogue dick
01:18:04Brogue dick
01:18:05Brogue dick
01:18:06Brogue dick
01:18:07Brogue dick
01:18:11Brogue dick
01:18:12There it comes
01:18:13Scoop up your friend
01:18:26anybody got a staple gun
01:18:30who's the bitch now
01:18:33Diz
01:18:33oh my god you're bleeding
01:18:35but who's the crowd out there
01:18:37the animals
01:18:38no animals are kinder they don't
01:18:41boo when they're killing something
01:18:43ow
01:18:44ow
01:18:48Diz you are amazing
01:18:56what is that for
01:18:57can't I appreciate you
01:19:01you're scaring me what's going on here
01:19:04you've inspired me
01:19:05I have to do something that I've been
01:19:07wanting to do for the longest time
01:19:09I have to let somebody know how I feel
01:19:11about it
01:19:14um you know Nora I like you
01:19:22better than playstation 2
01:19:25now it is
01:19:28yo I guess it's me and you man
01:19:30and us
01:19:32and me
01:19:40would you two get a bone
01:19:41I'm sorry
01:19:44I don't even know what to call you
01:19:47broke dick seems to be popular
01:19:48you're the biggest liar I've ever met
01:19:53you're right I'm a liar
01:20:00you know they called me Dan the man
01:20:02what?
01:20:03yeah of course that was before I lost the braces and grew my boobs
01:20:07and then I became Danielle
01:20:08the body
01:20:10and I dropped all the friends I ever had because they looked like the old me
01:20:13and uh
01:20:15they're selfish and mean
01:20:16but you know I just wanted so badly to fit in
01:20:22been there
01:20:24do you even ride the motorcycle
01:20:28yeah actually I do
01:20:30but it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me
01:20:35so what do we do now
01:20:37don't ask me
01:20:38the last plan I had grew up pretty badly
01:20:41yeah no kidding
01:20:46you won't blow a chili
01:21:08so you see
01:21:09I saved his narrow behind
01:21:11and he got to kiss the girl
01:21:14I hope that inspires you
01:21:17it has
01:21:18it's taught me a lot
01:21:20it's easy for a man like myself to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman
01:21:29my fault
01:21:29I talk too much
01:21:31man it really did burn me
01:21:40oh god
01:21:42that one cliffy dude
01:21:57and that's why I want to use you
01:22:10you stand in my genit
01:22:11no no way ma'am
01:22:13can we do that again
01:22:14because you couldn't understand the f*** I said
01:22:20I'm sorry that sucked
01:22:22I'm gonna leave me here on my own
01:22:24and here it goes
01:22:26I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
01:22:30I'm just a kid and I know that it's not fair
01:22:49oh god I blew the line I can't
01:22:53check me out bat league
01:23:00you know what I need
01:23:02I need three gallons of mineral water
01:23:04I need about 16 martini olives
01:23:06and I need enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's entire body
01:23:10you got that
01:23:14who's the b***h now
01:23:18hey man you got a smoke man
01:23:28how you doing
01:23:31better now
01:23:32okay cut
01:23:34okay cut
01:24:00Oh, my God.
01:24:14Oh, my God.
01:24:39Oh, my God.
01:25:27Oh, my God.
01:25:31You can practice till you get tight.
01:25:33You can stand in front of the mirror all night, can't get right.
01:25:35Tell me what's wrong with you.
01:25:36Wouldn't have no soul, but an afro cone to you.
01:25:39I'm about to teach you how to talk.
01:25:40You got to move your legs for you just to show you how to walk.
01:25:42Dip a little bit and move your neck.
01:25:44Because you probably couldn't get the rhythm in the neck.
01:25:46You're all beat with no time.
01:25:47Can't sing, can't dance, can't jump, because you're all balanced.
01:25:50You got to listen to the groove.
01:25:51That's if you ever call yourself no.
01:25:53Get up on this.
01:25:54Watch me.
01:25:56Pick up on this.
01:25:58With your band, sir.
01:26:00Get up on this.
01:26:02Watch me.
01:26:04Pick up on this.
01:26:05With your band, sir.
01:26:08Pick up on this.
01:26:45Tell me who you know who rapped L.
01:26:47I'm full of singles.
01:26:47We're ready to play and kids sing my jingles.
01:26:49Your mama tell them no I'm talking to strangers.
01:26:51When the video, come on, let them sing Danger.
01:26:53They go outside and shake it fast.
01:26:55Just make sure you don't break it.
01:26:57Rhyming and shining behind the beat.
01:26:58So if you hear them cursing, don't blame it on me.
01:27:00Stand on stage looking good and like a young black rapper, I do all right.
01:27:04And you can feel it because I'm kicking his songs.
01:27:06And when I'm on the mark, I can't do no wrong.
01:27:08I break them off, I do my thing.
01:27:09Trent said I'm cutting up, ain't nothing gonna change.
01:27:11I tear down the damn spectrum, too.
01:27:13And now to pay my dues, I wish I would call me new.
01:27:15Get up on this.
01:27:17Watch me.
01:27:18Pick up on this.
01:27:20Put your band, sir.
01:27:22Get up on this.
01:27:24Watch me.
01:27:25Pick up on this.
01:27:27Put your band, sir.
01:27:29Pick up on this.
01:27:49You're welcome.
01:28:06Get up on this, watch me, pick up on this, with your bad self, get up on this, watch
01:28:17me, pick up on this, with your bad self, get up on this, watch me, pick up on this, with
01:28:27your bad self, get up on this.
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