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00:23:53Oh, my God.
00:24:00He's got kind of a...
00:24:03a rad pit thing going there.
00:24:11From bitch to bull, baby.
00:24:21I saw a little Anne Heche there, too.
00:24:25Does that sound gay?
00:24:26Find the biggest, fattest mother in the yard
00:24:28and knock his ass out.
00:24:34Stiff the knees, maggot.
00:24:36Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year.
00:24:39I think I'm gonna kill, coach.
00:24:41Use it. Keep looking at the horse's ass and run.
00:24:56Biggest and baddest, baby.
00:24:58ATT-A-CK, the leader of the pack.
00:25:01Punch, ATT-A-CK.
00:25:03Harmon, more cheer, less bull dancing, okay?
00:25:05We don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.
00:25:08The boy's panties.
00:25:09Click, click, boom.
00:25:11A puppet channel on the stereo.
00:25:12Hit me on the radio.
00:25:14Click, click, boom.
00:25:16We're coming down with a new style.
00:25:21Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:23And make sure everybody sees him go down.
00:25:27Be careful.
00:25:30Hey, you mind if I sit down?
00:25:32Wrong level, bitch.
00:25:34Bitch, say what?
00:25:41Well, I think we got a real serious problem here.
00:25:44Yeah? Well, if it's you, there's no problem.
00:25:51Come on! Come on!
00:25:53Come on!
00:25:53Go!
00:25:54Ah!
00:25:56.
00:25:56Oh, my God, say it.
00:26:02I'm coming down with a stereo.
00:26:04Hit me on the radio.
00:26:06Click, click, boom.
00:26:07I'm coming down with a new style.
00:26:09You know it's up, why?
00:26:10Yeah?
00:26:11Click, click, boom.
00:26:12Click, click, boom.
00:26:13Click, click, boom.
00:26:14Dude, what's with you?
00:26:16Click, click, click, boom.
00:26:26You guys might want to come scoop up your friend.
00:26:32Shit!
00:27:09What are you doing, freak?
00:27:11Knocking you into the hole and me into the history books.
00:27:16Who's the biatch now?
00:27:26You've got to be kidding me!
00:27:32Oh, God.
00:27:52Don't look in the way!
00:27:53Oh!
00:27:55Oh!
00:27:58Oh!
00:28:03Oh!
00:28:04Oh!
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:08Oh!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:21Who's the bitch now?
00:28:31Look out. Look out. Look out.
00:28:34Take your head off this girl.
00:28:44Well, we all have a round of applause for Conor McGuire.
00:28:47Everyone. Come on.
00:28:50Yeah. Everyone. You. Yeah.
00:28:52Come on. Don't be shy.
00:28:56Thomas! All of you!
00:29:03Hello, son.
00:29:04No, I told you last time. You start something, you're what?
00:29:08You're gone!
00:29:09Well, my friend, looks like it's last call, huh?
00:29:13Last call?
00:29:14He didn't start it. I did.
00:29:21Who the hell are you?
00:29:23I'm the new guy.
00:29:34Hey, man. How's the nose?
00:29:36Shut up.
00:29:41Look at that freak sitting on top of the teller.
00:29:44Boo!
00:29:46I think we should unroll the welcome mat.
00:29:48Yeah? I think we should go over there and kick his ass.
00:29:50Oh, that's great. I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
00:29:53The expelled guy's a rock.
00:29:55Later.
00:29:59Later.
00:30:01You're not going over there.
00:30:02You're not going over there.
00:30:03Well, I wasn't. Now I am.
00:30:05Later.
00:30:10Hey, man. She just dissed you.
00:30:13Dude, shut up!
00:30:22Hey, new guy. Got a name?
00:30:28Harris. Gil Harris.
00:30:31I'm Courtney. That's Carmen Nespaniel.
00:30:34So, how do you like our little slice of paradise?
00:30:37Well, I gotta tell ya.
00:30:40Nice to be somewhere without bars.
00:30:43You were in jail?
00:30:45Did they give you a full body cavity search?
00:30:47Forgive my friends. They get really shy around strangers.
00:30:51My fault. I talk too much.
00:30:54That's hot.
00:30:56Well, there's a party tonight at my house.
00:30:58If you can come.
00:31:04I don't make plans.
00:31:08Not my style.
00:31:23Well, I'll do it for this moment.
00:31:26For all my life.
00:31:30Oh, Lord.
00:31:32I, I, I'm just a love machine.
00:31:35And I won't work for nobody but you.
00:31:39I'm just a love machine.
00:31:41Yeah, baby.
00:31:43Oh, I can kiss and be.
00:31:47Woo!
00:31:48We love you, Rocky Creek.
00:31:50We'll be here all week.
00:31:51We love Texas.
00:31:53And we love you too!
00:31:55So, I'm guessing that it went well.
00:31:58For the first 18 years of my life, things were one way.
00:32:00And in 10 minutes, it completely changed.
00:32:03You mean they bought it?
00:32:04Things have changed.
00:32:06Yo, my man.
00:32:07You know you just made it to the 50's level of canard, right?
00:32:09Better.
00:32:10I got invited to a party.
00:32:11Me, Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
00:32:13Excuse me while I do the boogaloo.
00:32:16Well, slow down, funky white boy.
00:32:18Do they invite you or Gail Harris?
00:32:22Whatever.
00:32:22Listen, the point is.
00:32:24Today, nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
00:32:27Oh, no offense, Kirk.
00:32:29Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night?
00:32:33Courtney does.
00:32:38That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen!
00:32:43I know.
00:32:44Isn't it great?
00:32:45Dizzy, you have to do her.
00:32:47And while you're with her, think of me.
00:32:50Okay, that sounded gay.
00:32:51See, that's the thing.
00:32:52Courtney's expecting Gil at the party tonight.
00:32:55And you know what?
00:32:56She's right.
00:32:56I mean, how would Gil Harris party?
00:32:58I think the question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this Courtney chick
00:33:02and make her say, who's your daddy?
00:33:05While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:07Diz, you ready for this?
00:33:11Now look, my dad loves his bike more than he loves me.
00:33:14That's not true.
00:33:16No, it is.
00:33:17He wrote it on my birthday card.
00:33:23So please be very careful.
00:33:26This is a vintage black track racing bike.
00:33:30It's very powerful.
00:33:33You have to know what you're doing.
00:33:35Stand back.
00:33:37I'm starting for you.
00:33:49I'm fine.
00:33:55I don't see.
00:33:56Now remember.
00:33:57I'll be leaving.
00:33:58I won't always be around and do that for you.
00:34:07Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party?
00:34:15There's nothing cooler than that!
00:34:21Whoa!
00:34:25It was crazy!
00:34:32Hey man!
00:34:34These are dockers!
00:34:36I made it!
00:34:39Ah! Bush!
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:45Courtney!
00:34:46You see that Indy 360?
00:34:47Tony, please.
00:34:51Rainy, did you see that Indy 3?
00:34:53I could do it again.
00:35:04Have any trouble finding the house?
00:35:09Well, aren't you the strong silent type?
00:35:12Well, I...
00:35:14You wanna come upstairs with me?
00:35:17Um, I...
00:35:18You wanna make out with me?
00:35:20Uh, well, I...
00:35:23Wanna take my clothes off with your tea?
00:35:27Okay, you talked me into it.
00:35:31Aren't you coming?
00:35:34Almost.
00:35:35Courtney is such a slut.
00:35:37Which didn't stop you.
00:35:38You've been dating her for two months.
00:35:39It was four.
00:35:40Chit!
00:35:41Well, now!
00:35:50Hey, you guys.
00:35:57You wanna dance, you guys?
00:36:18You know why I like it out here?
00:36:21The view?
00:36:23Nope.
00:36:24It's because there's all these people around.
00:36:26Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we could be caught at any moment?
00:36:31Yeah, well, that, um, does make things interesting.
00:36:36Want to make out?
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh, I forgot something.
00:36:45Ready for dessert?
00:36:49Gil?
00:36:53Hello?
00:36:59Courtney, what's the matter?
00:37:00I can't believe it.
00:37:02What? What happened?
00:37:04Gil blew me off.
00:37:06Sucks to be you.
00:37:08Carmen put it away.
00:37:10Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:12Shit.
00:37:15Hey, girls, I know what you're thinking.
00:37:16He's too good looking for me, right?
00:37:18Right?
00:37:19Hola.
00:37:20Habla ingles?
00:37:20Hello.
00:37:23Ah!
00:37:24Where'd you come from?
00:37:25I'm exercising.
00:37:26You got a problem?
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:27It's cool.
00:37:28It's cool.
00:37:29Hey, what does that hit?
00:37:30Your, uh, lats, delts, tries, byes?
00:37:32These are bad curls.
00:37:34Great abs.
00:37:35Abs?
00:37:35Cool.
00:37:36So what's the story?
00:37:36Did you really blow off Courtney?
00:37:37Huh?
00:37:38Come on, you can tell us.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39You blow her off?
00:37:40I didn't exactly blow her off.
00:37:42Oh, wait.
00:37:43Stop.
00:37:43Stop.
00:37:43Stop.
00:37:44Stop right there.
00:37:45Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth.
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:52Hey, what can I say?
00:37:53What can I say?
00:37:54You are the man!
00:37:56You are the man!
00:37:58You say you're a fraud?
00:38:00I don't think you've been with anyone.
00:38:06Yeah, you're right.
00:38:08She's not just anyone.
00:38:14Dude, this babe's got it all.
00:38:17Yes, she does.
00:38:18I bet she knows how to make a guy happy, huh?
00:38:21Hey, I'd love to stay and chat, but, um, Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:27You're not going anywhere.
00:38:30Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:39Josefina!
00:38:41Exantic!
00:38:42Me gusta Josefina!
00:38:43Guys!
00:38:44Don't you see what's going on here?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47If we want to get chicks, we've got to work on our abs.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Come on.
00:38:52My fucking friend.
00:38:57I got it!
00:38:58I got it!
00:38:58Pick me up, baby!
00:38:59Bat leaks!
00:39:00Hey, chump change.
00:39:02Get down, baby!
00:39:03Woo!
00:39:04Watch, everyone.
00:39:06That bike won't even start.
00:39:08He trashed it when he landed.
00:39:10Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:12Please start.
00:39:13Please start.
00:39:13Please start.
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:32It's a full-time job trying to save his butt.
00:39:40I almost got laid!
00:39:44Did he say break?
00:39:49Whoa!
00:39:53I almost got laid!
00:40:18Hey, waiting up for me, Dad.
00:40:20Yes, we are.
00:40:21We?
00:40:25Hey.
00:40:26Uh, Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here?
00:40:30Kiki's here to help us.
00:40:33Help us with what?
00:40:35An intervention.
00:40:36We're surrounding you with love.
00:40:40Now sit.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:45Dramatic change in appearance?
00:40:47Lack of communication?
00:40:49Altered patterns of behavior?
00:40:51What are you on?
00:40:53Is it crystal meth?
00:40:55Is it the crank?
00:40:57Are you riding the white pony, son?
00:41:04Um, no, I'm not on drugs, Dad.
00:41:06I'm happy.
00:41:07You know, for the first time, and I can't remember when I'm actually happy.
00:41:12It occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in Egypt.
00:41:18Look, son, it's all my fault.
00:41:21I've been so worried about alarms going off at work, I miss the alarms going off right here at home.
00:41:27But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:41:28Come Monday, I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24-7.
00:41:33But, Dad, how will you pay the mortgage?
00:41:35I'll sell the house.
00:41:36Dad, do not.
00:41:39I repeat, do not do that.
00:41:42Look, son, there's no possible way for you to understand this.
00:41:45But when things get truly bad, sometimes you have to make a drastic change.
00:41:50Completely revamp everything in your life just to get what you want.
00:41:55But I do understand that.
00:41:56I'm not sick.
00:41:58I'm revamped.
00:41:59I'm revamped.
00:42:00I'm revamped.
00:42:01It's very sweet.
00:42:03It's underneath the Tourette's and the crank.
00:42:05He still wants to be like his daddy.
00:42:12I'm so onto you.
00:42:15You are?
00:42:16Pretend to not want to be a part of this school.
00:42:18But you totally get off on being a badass.
00:42:23Oh, you caught me.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25And that's why I want to use you.
00:42:30Okay, but I'm only for a couple of years.
00:42:34Come to the football game this weekend.
00:42:36Our team sucks.
00:42:37Nobody shows.
00:42:38I mean, it's more socially acceptable to sit in a car hood and drink beer and puke
00:42:41than it is to actually watch a game.
00:42:42It's hard work pretending not to care.
00:42:45Yeah, but if you showed up, maybe some of these other fools would too.
00:42:49I'm in.
00:42:51You yum, boy, Julie.
00:42:54You yum what?
00:42:56My grandmother's Albanian.
00:42:57It means I owe you one.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:03What was that about?
00:43:04Just asking the new guy a favor.
00:43:06And what could you possibly need from him?
00:43:09Oh, just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:13Oh, just Dafür.
00:43:29Two.
00:43:31Three.
00:43:32Two.
00:43:33One, two.
00:43:34Come on, guys.
00:43:36What's up, guys?
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38It's called空cho.
00:43:40Okay, ready?
00:43:42How funky is your chicken?
00:43:45How loose is your goose?
00:43:49So Danielle finally dragged you out to one of these football games.
00:43:52Dude, I'm not at the game. I'm with you guys.
00:43:54Plus, I just like to watch you jump around.
00:43:59Yeah, right.
00:44:04Right, cowboy!
00:44:06Oh, shut up.
00:44:07Man, that's not funny.
00:44:11Eat silent fans and shake your kaboos.
00:44:15Woo!
00:44:16Come on, East silent.
00:44:19Come on.
00:44:20Come on, people.
00:44:21Guys.
00:44:22Hello.
00:44:30One, two, three, two, one.
00:44:42Guys, this is bullshit.
00:44:44We haven't won a game in five years.
00:44:45We might as well forfeit.
00:44:46We're dead anyway.
00:44:48And hunt!
00:45:01He's out of his mind.
00:45:14He's out of his mind.
00:45:19We're dead and not wanting to fight and staying out of the game is a load of crap.
00:45:25Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
00:45:28I thought that movie made money.
00:45:31We didn't give up then, and we're not going to give up now.
00:45:35American high school students traditionally love to fight.
00:45:40All real football players love the sting of battle.
00:45:44The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
00:45:52What is wrong with you people?
00:45:57Where's the hunger?
00:45:59Where is the school spirit?
00:46:03Washington high?
00:46:05We're going to beat them.
00:46:07Lincoln high?
00:46:09We're going to beat them.
00:46:13Hard and high?
00:46:15We're going to beat them.
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:20Let's do it.
00:46:22Let's do it!
00:46:24Hurray!
00:46:33That's my goddamn war.
00:46:46Get him, Jay!
00:46:50Get him, Jay!
00:46:59There's a winner!
00:47:15Yeah! Touchdown! Touchdown!
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:24How about that, Highlander fans?
00:47:26That's our first victory since the last Bush was president!
00:47:30No!
00:47:31We won a game! We won a game!
00:47:34Can you believe it? We actually won a game!
00:47:38Oh!
00:47:40Go Highland!
00:47:48Danielle, what the hell's going on?
00:47:50You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:53You lose him.
00:47:55How'd you learn how to say you're welcome?
00:47:57From the only other person in the Albanian chatroom.
00:48:00Oh, what? You're impressed because this guy showed up on a horse?
00:48:03No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me.
00:48:05Let's go.
00:48:09She just dissed you again.
00:48:11Dude, do you ever shut up?
00:48:13No!
00:48:14No!
00:48:18Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping.
00:48:21Well, I'm not most guys.
00:48:23You did say swimsuits, right?
00:48:26Oh, yeah!
00:48:26Yeah!
00:48:27Yeah, yeah!
00:48:34Uh-huh.
00:48:35I know that you want much more than this.
00:48:37Uh-huh.
00:48:38Tell me can you have it go?
00:48:39Oh, my.
00:48:42I know that you want more than this.
00:48:47Tell me about your hands up in
00:48:49Show me how you work, how you want
00:48:52And maybe you will go with it
00:48:54Girl, you messed up when you let me in
00:48:56Told your best friends, you wanted me
00:48:58Then she caught me up and hit me Tuesdays
00:49:01Told me you were looking for a guy like me
00:49:03So I said, oh, no, I ain't the one
00:49:06The less shorty really wanna have no fun
00:49:08When she said that you told her I was what you want
00:49:10When I thought you don't try to run
00:49:12I'm the guy in your dreams that you had last night
00:49:15I'm the band with the 20 that you wanna try
00:49:18I'm the broad and you like that, I'll trade you right
00:49:20Got your hood cause I'm doing everything like
00:49:22I know that you're more than a mess
00:49:26Tell me, can you handle it?
00:49:28Show me how you work, how you work, how you do
00:49:30And maybe you will go with it
00:49:33I know that you're more than a mess
00:49:35Tell me, can you handle it?
00:49:38Show me how you work, how you work, how you do
00:49:42Sorry about that.
00:49:43I've been in prison a long time
00:49:48Now this is real music
00:49:49So you're saying if I listen to all this, I'll get you?
00:49:52That's what I'm talking about, I...
00:49:57Danielle, I didn't see you come in
00:49:59Oh, hey, Emily
00:50:01How's it going?
00:50:03Uh, great, how about you?
00:50:05Great
00:50:08Uh, hey, do you have the Creed CD?
00:50:14Yeah, I'll check for you
00:50:18Who's that?
00:50:19Emily
00:50:20We used to be friends when we were younger
00:50:23Well, what happened?
00:50:25I don't know
00:50:25Started dating Connor and you know how things go
00:50:29I understand
00:50:30Oh, come on
00:50:31You're not the type who would drop your friends
00:50:34All right, time to go
00:50:35But I'm shopping here
00:50:37Come on, you're not shopping
00:50:38You've been listening to this same song for six hours
00:50:40You're squatting
00:50:42Listen, bro
00:50:42I've had a bad day
00:50:44So squat on this puke face
00:50:47That's it, you're tossed
00:50:48Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore
00:50:50You've moved up
00:50:52Come on, man
00:50:53Who can toss her better than me?
00:50:54Would you relax?
00:50:55Come on, man
00:50:56I'm sick of this
00:51:00This, you made it
00:51:02Perfect timing
00:51:03Man, I was starting to think
00:51:04You never checked the EQ message boards anymore
00:51:08Gil, do you know these people?
00:51:17Uh, no
00:51:27Let's go
00:51:42If anyone's lost a pair of balls
00:51:45We have found them
00:51:46Wait, there's a name here?
00:51:48Dizzy Harrison
00:51:49Please pick your balls up and scrotal
00:51:52That's
00:51:53Bars and scrotal
00:51:54I'm at counter five
00:51:56You know what?
00:51:57I have all these
00:51:59That's my microphone
00:52:03Oh, no
00:52:03Please, no
00:52:05Stop
00:52:12Harris, get your punk ass in here
00:52:23I don't know
00:52:24What are you doing here?
00:52:25You stole my horse, maggot
00:52:30Do you have any idea
00:52:31What the penalty is
00:52:32In this state
00:52:32For stealing another man's horse?
00:52:34Death
00:52:36This is not rat, son
00:52:38But I can tell you
00:52:40It's probably a hefty fine
00:52:42You know what this is?
00:52:45It's a bill
00:52:47For manure cleanup
00:52:48Resodding the football field
00:52:49And to top it all off
00:52:51Somebody urinated
00:52:52All over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden
00:52:54That was me, sir
00:52:58And you want to know something else
00:53:02It was all worth it
00:53:11That was our first victory in five years
00:53:14And it's all because of you
00:53:15I love you more than my own good for nothing son
00:53:20Sit down
00:53:21Hey, hold on
00:53:23We got a problem
00:53:24We got a homecoming dance
00:53:26Coming up in a month or so
00:53:27And it has been the most
00:53:29God-awful experience
00:53:30For everyone involved
00:53:31Right, coach?
00:53:31I mean
00:53:31Do you have any ideas
00:53:34How you might turn this thing around?
00:53:40Good music?
00:53:41Music?
00:53:43Hey
00:53:44That is a fantastic idea, son
00:53:46You see that?
00:53:46Hey
00:53:47What kind of music?
00:53:49The only music worth being called music
00:53:51I'm talking about the funk
00:53:58Oh, yeah
00:54:01Mr. Big Stuff
00:54:06Who do you think you are?
00:54:08Mr. Big Stuff
00:54:11You're never gonna get my love
00:54:15Hello, singing
00:54:17Who are we kidding?
00:54:18I mean, we can't play funk without a baseline
00:54:20We're black guys
00:54:21Hey
00:54:22We'll find someone
00:54:23We don't need this
00:54:25Oh, you don't?
00:54:26So if somebody else is getting you paying gigs
00:54:30We're headlining at homecoming
00:54:31Two weeks from tonight
00:54:33Is someone talking to us?
00:54:34I don't hear anything
00:54:36It was this
00:54:38What's wrong with you people?
00:54:39Look
00:54:40I was an asshole at the mall
00:54:41World-class asshole
00:54:43They're scouting me for asshole Olympics
00:54:45I'm carrying the torch
00:54:48Come on, you guys
00:54:50I'm sorry
00:54:51Look
00:54:52I got no good excuse for what I did
00:54:54It's not easy being the big bull
00:54:58You're the big bull shit
00:54:59Gil's the big bull
00:55:01Yeah, but that's me
00:55:03Is it?
00:55:04So what makes you any different
00:55:06From any other high school thug
00:55:07Since the beginning of time?
00:55:12I know it's been a long road
00:55:15To get these towns behind me
00:55:19And I
00:55:20Wendly read what we made
00:55:23So I am
00:55:25There for you
00:55:26And
00:55:27You're there for me
00:55:30I stop believing
00:55:35No time ago
00:55:39Quit it
00:55:40It wasn't me
00:55:41Then who was it?
00:55:42Who?
00:55:42Hi, guys
00:55:43Ed Liggett
00:55:45Tuba
00:55:45Sorry to bother you guys
00:55:47But the marching band's collecting bottles and cans for the homeless
00:55:50Ironically taking away the only job the homeless have
00:55:53Any donations would be greatly appreciated
00:55:55Hey, buddy
00:55:56You know what the homeless need?
00:55:59A midget
00:56:00Why would the homeless need a midget?
00:56:02Shut up
00:56:05Hey, quit it
00:56:15What the hell?
00:56:28No, Ed, are you okay?
00:56:30Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family
00:56:35You remembered my name
00:56:39Come on
00:56:50What's Gil doing?
00:56:51He's taking him up the tower
00:56:54Ed Liggett's gonna get his little ass kicked
00:57:11Who's that little dude?
00:57:17Hey, Connor
00:57:18What did Ed ever do to you?
00:57:29All right, freak
00:57:32We don't call people that here
00:57:37Danielle
00:57:39She's going down there with the geeks
00:57:47Look, and me
00:57:49I know
00:57:59You backed him instead of me
00:58:01Caught that, did you?
00:58:03This is bullshit, Danielle
00:58:04My girlfriend's supposed to back me up
00:58:06You're right
00:58:07Your girlfriend should back you up
00:58:09Find one
00:58:13I don't need you
00:58:15I could have anyone
00:58:18Look, man
00:58:20I'm really, really sorry
00:58:21I mean, the guy's pissed on you too, but
00:58:23You did?
00:58:25Yeah
00:58:25I thought it tasted funny
00:58:37Well, that's another win for the Highlanders
00:58:42Mark's gonna help you pass the trick
00:58:44Hey
00:58:47You don't remember me, do you?
00:58:49Stop
00:58:50Please
00:58:51Your ass is crushing my head
00:58:53Oh
00:58:54Was that you?
00:58:59Highland wins again
00:59:09Hey
00:59:09That's what I'm talking about
00:59:16Hey, Courtney
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine
00:59:20Hi, I'm
00:59:22Honk
00:59:23And I'm
00:59:26Apache
00:59:26Yeah, um
00:59:27Honk, Apache
00:59:28And I
00:59:29Spent time in prison
00:59:30Mostly in the shower
00:59:36Can you just smell the playoffs?
00:59:40Before I met Gil
00:59:41I probably would have just looked at you with disgust
00:59:43And walked away
00:59:44Wiggling my ass
00:59:45Just so you'd know what you were missing
00:59:47Yeah, well, the universe is upside down
00:59:50And in a few minutes
00:59:52You will be too
01:00:17Hey, I finally understand this song, alright?
01:00:31And I
01:00:41Hey
01:00:43Blue
01:00:43One
01:00:44Two
01:00:46One
01:00:46Two
01:00:46One
01:00:47narine
01:00:50Touchdown!
01:00:58Oh shit!
01:01:01Yes! Yes!
01:01:05Yes!
01:01:12Unbelievable!
01:01:13We're going to the state championship!
01:01:19The Highlanders are on fire!
01:01:27Whoa, a little spill.
01:01:31Remember, turn, don't burn.
01:01:40Son, I just want you to know that when you go off to college, me and this house roll with
01:01:47you.
01:01:48Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that.
01:01:56Just roll around, Dad. You'll be alright.
01:02:14We're close.
01:02:15Hey, it's okay, he's with me.
01:02:18Nelly.
01:02:38You're really good at that!
01:02:40This is the best part about working at this place.
01:02:42They get to ride the bull for free.
01:02:43And they get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandana as a shirt.
01:02:48Watch it hoodlum.
01:02:50That's Estelle.
01:02:51She must like you.
01:02:53Hi, Estelle!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:55Hi.
01:02:58Don't mind Estelle.
01:02:59She's like my big sister.
01:03:00She worries.
01:03:02What could she possibly be worried about?
01:03:04That I'll end up like my mom?
01:03:06Working the day shift here and raising three kids by myself?
01:03:09I didn't know all that.
01:03:11Yeah, well, it's hard to keep track of all the white trash cliches around here.
01:03:14Well, I'm not worried about you.
01:03:16You're not, huh?
01:03:17No.
01:03:17That's a relief.
01:03:18You want a pad?
01:03:19For what?
01:03:22Estelle?
01:03:23Look!
01:03:24Danielle!
01:03:25If I can do what I've done, you can do anything.
01:03:28I wish I had the confidence you have.
01:03:30Don't ever wish that!
01:03:32Why?
01:03:32You know exactly who you are.
01:03:35You don't know who I am.
01:03:37Danielle!
01:03:38Before I came to East Highland!
01:03:45You get good distance with the skinny ones.
01:03:48Kayla, are you okay?
01:03:50It's just it.
01:03:52I'm not.
01:03:53Hermano!
01:03:58They killed Paco!
01:04:00Paco?
01:04:01Paco!
01:04:03Ah, Paco!
01:04:06Um...
01:04:07Amigo...
01:04:09Las arañas!
01:04:12Negras!
01:04:16Like spiders!
01:04:29Hey.
01:04:33Danielle.
01:04:34You see this tattoo?
01:04:35I don't need to hear it.
01:04:39There's some things about me that I need to tell you and you're not gonna like it.
01:04:43Gil, it doesn't matter.
01:04:44I mean, anything you did in your past, I don't need to know.
01:04:47Let's just think about it now.
01:04:52But I'm really dizzy.
01:04:55So am I.
01:04:58She's going to college, punk.
01:05:00Hey, lady.
01:05:01Nobody's stopping her.
01:05:03Well, that's a buzzkill.
01:05:05Night of stealth.
01:05:05So, you ready for state finals tomorrow?
01:05:08Hey, all I do is ride a horse.
01:05:10Yeah, well, I'm worried.
01:05:11Those drillers can be brutal.
01:05:14The drillers?
01:05:16Yeah, Rocky Creek High.
01:05:17You know where it is?
01:05:18I do.
01:05:21Um...
01:05:21Look, Daniella.
01:05:23I can't go to that game.
01:05:25I hate that school.
01:05:26Wait a minute. How can you not come?
01:05:29It's complicated.
01:05:32Look, I hate that school, too.
01:05:33But if you don't show up, nobody will.
01:05:35Please don't fail now.
01:05:40Let's welcome...
01:05:41...our on the beach...
01:05:42Yeah!
01:05:44...the Rocky Creek Killers!
01:05:47And they're calling...
01:05:48...from East Highland High...
01:05:50...the Highlands.
01:05:52...the Highlands.
01:05:55I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up.
01:06:29Nope!
01:06:36Noooo!
01:06:43Nooo!
01:06:51What's going on?
01:07:34Oh my, what a miraculous momentous occasion in Highlander history sports fans with just eight ticks left on the clock.
01:07:44The score is tied 24-all. The Drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line and there's only time
01:07:51for one last play.
01:07:53If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime.
01:08:00Who's that little dude?
01:08:07Let's go Highland! Let's go Highland!
01:08:12This is the biggest game for Texas 5A football since back in 93 when Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:24R.C.! R.C.! R.C.!
01:08:29R.C.! R.C.!
01:08:36Do you really understand what's going on here? The team isn't killing us, the fans are!
01:08:46We got a split left quick toss 29 on one-on-one Duncan gets the ball no way
01:08:52asshole not Duncan my team my game my championship my ball just do your job
01:09:11go Rocky Creek yeah go Rocky Creek go Rocky Creek
01:09:18whoo Rocky
01:09:20get out of here
01:09:26defense defense defense defense defense
01:09:32defense defense defense
01:09:41defense defense damn
01:09:53come on
01:09:54come on
01:09:55get it get it
01:09:56go
01:09:57go
01:09:57go
01:09:59go
01:10:00go
01:10:01go
01:10:04Go!
01:10:09Go!
01:10:21This wins!
01:10:25Go!
01:10:27Go!
01:10:40This is for you, son.
01:10:48Go Highly!
01:10:56No!
01:10:59What is that?
01:11:02Go Highly!
01:11:06Go Highly!
01:11:09Go Highly!
01:11:10Go Highly!
01:11:11But tonight I'm waiting
01:11:19To finally talk to a girl that's all cooler than me
01:11:23But no one's known that she's a rocker with a nose ring
01:11:27She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
01:11:31And when she walks, all the wind blows in the air.
01:11:36Hi.
01:11:37She doesn't know it's me.
01:11:40Hey, dizzy dipshit.
01:11:44Where are you?
01:11:46Yo, dipshit.
01:11:50What are you doing, buddy?
01:11:52How's it going, Barkley?
01:11:54Who is this guy, Gil?
01:11:55Just an old friend.
01:11:57Well, any friend of Gil's, a friend of mine.
01:11:59I'm Travis.
01:12:00I'm Lonnie.
01:12:00I'm Pete.
01:12:01Ed Liggett, Cuba.
01:12:03How are you doing, man?
01:12:08Better now.
01:12:09What is wrong with you, man?
01:12:10I'm so a toaster freak.
01:12:11Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here.
01:12:14What do you want?
01:12:15You stole my state championship, asshole!
01:12:19Again, let me remind you, if you must talk like that, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:12:23Oh, I'm leaving.
01:12:23As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader.
01:12:26Oh, we know he was in prison.
01:12:27Will you forgive him?
01:12:28Prison?
01:12:29Are you shitting me?
01:12:30All right, buddy boy.
01:12:32That doesn't fly around.
01:12:35Okay, you guys.
01:12:35Back it up.
01:12:39This is my fight.
01:12:41Oh, baby.
01:12:42Come on.
01:12:43Make my day.
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:45Get out!
01:12:49I'm gonna go roll you on your ass.
01:12:52Take, kick.
01:12:54And then...
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:14I want to know what you know.
01:13:16I want to know what you know.
01:13:25Diz, somebody spread the word about our band.
01:13:27Hello.
01:13:28I think that was us.
01:13:29But half of Rocky Creek is out there.
01:13:31What?
01:13:31How did they hear?
01:13:32Hey, guys.
01:13:33Check this out.
01:13:34Freed?
01:13:35What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:37There's a cafeteria menu on the other side.
01:13:39Hey, anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:42Excuse me, ladies.
01:13:43Hello.
01:13:46Who did that?
01:13:47A fat ass!
01:13:48Quiet, though.
01:13:49Uh, hi.
01:13:50Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship.
01:13:59Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:05Suburban Funk.
01:14:26Are we the Buddhists?
01:14:37Hey, do it now
01:14:43Yeah, hey
01:14:48Once I was a boogie singer
01:14:53Playing in a rock and roll band
01:14:57I never had no problems, no
01:15:01Burning down the one night stand
01:15:06And I decided quickly, yes I did
01:15:10To disco down and check out the show
01:15:14And they were dancing and singing
01:15:16And moving to the grooving
01:15:19And just when it hit me
01:15:21Somebody turned around and shouted
01:15:23Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:27Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:32Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:36Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
01:15:43Ladies and gentlemen, Creed
01:15:49Will not be here tonight
01:15:51Repeat, will not be here tonight
01:15:53And drop curtain
01:15:57Q
01:15:59Mrs. Whitman?
01:16:01It's my, um
01:16:02My
01:16:03It's mine now
01:16:05Yo, East Highland
01:16:09You know Gil Harris
01:16:13Hey, Rocky Creek
01:16:15You're on the Diz Harrison
01:16:17Guess what, folks
01:16:18Gil and Diz are the same guy
01:16:25He made fools of all of you
01:16:27You don't believe me, ask him yourself
01:16:30Maybe for once he'll tell the truth
01:16:35Hey, hey, hey
01:16:36It's alright
01:16:38I can handle this
01:16:41Um
01:16:43Look, I can explain
01:16:57Let the brother speak
01:16:58Luther
01:16:59It's not just Luther
01:17:01Spiders
01:17:01You play my kind of music
01:17:08Hey, Ray
01:17:09Out of the way, Ray
01:17:10I've been in a pen for quite a while
01:17:13Everything you saw
01:17:14On that screen
01:17:16Was completely
01:17:18True
01:17:22They're right
01:17:23I'm a liar
01:17:25I don't know what I was thinking
01:17:27Well, actually
01:17:28I do know what I was thinking
01:17:30I was trying to become
01:17:32Something more than just a blip
01:17:34On the radar screen
01:17:36So I made someone up
01:17:38Someone I thought you'd all
01:17:39Like
01:17:43And all because
01:17:45I cared more
01:17:46About what other people thought of me
01:17:48Than about what I thought of me
01:17:51But I'd be willing to bet
01:17:52I'm not the only person here tonight
01:17:54Who's ever let that happen
01:17:57What's this?
01:18:00Brogue dick
01:18:01Brogue dick
01:18:02Brogue dick
01:18:03Brogue dick
01:18:03Brogue dick
01:18:04Brogue dick
01:18:05Brogue dick
01:18:06Brogue dick
01:18:08Brogue dick
01:18:09Brogue dick
01:18:10Brogue dick
01:18:11Brogue dick
01:18:12Brogue dick
01:18:13There it comes
01:18:13Scoop up your friend
01:18:18Music
01:18:26Anybody got a staple gun?
01:18:30Who's the bitch now?
01:18:33Diz, oh my God, you're bleeding.
01:18:36But who's the crowd out there?
01:18:37The animals.
01:18:39No, animals are kinder.
01:18:40They don't boo when they're killing something.
01:18:43Ow.
01:18:45Ow.
01:18:48Diz, you are amazing.
01:18:56What is that for?
01:18:58Can't I appreciate you?
01:19:01You're scaring me.
01:19:02What's going on here?
01:19:04You've inspired me.
01:19:06I have to do something that I've been wanting to do for the longest time.
01:19:09I have to let somebody know how I feel about it.
01:19:13Um, you know, Nora, I like you.
01:19:23Better than PlayStation 2?
01:19:26Now it is.
01:19:28Yo, I guess it's me and you, man.
01:19:30And us.
01:19:32And me.
01:19:40Would you two get a bone?
01:19:42I'm sorry.
01:19:44I don't even know what to call you.
01:19:47Broke dick seems to be popular.
01:19:49You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
01:19:53You're right.
01:19:54I'm a liar.
01:20:00You know, they called me Dan the Man.
01:20:03What?
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:04Of course, that was before I lost the braces and grew my boobs.
01:20:07And then I became Danielle.
01:20:08The body.
01:20:10And I dropped all the friends I ever had because they looked like the old me.
01:20:14And, uh, I was selfish and mean.
01:20:17But, you know, I just wanted so badly to fit in.
01:20:22In there.
01:20:24Do you even ride the motorcycle?
01:20:28Yeah, actually I do.
01:20:30But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me.
01:20:35So, what do we do now?
01:20:37Don't ask me.
01:20:39The last plan I had grew up pretty badly.
01:20:41Yeah, no kidding.
01:20:46You don't go to Chile.
01:21:08So, you see, I saved his narrow behind and he got to kiss the girl.
01:21:14I hope that inspires you.
01:21:17It has.
01:21:18It's taught me a lot.
01:21:20It's easy for a man like myself to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman.
01:21:24I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare.
01:21:28It's my fault.
01:21:30I talk too much.
01:21:31Damn, it really did burn me.
01:21:43It's a kid and life is a nightmare.
01:21:47Nobody cares cause I'm alone and the world is.
01:21:56Nobody wants to be alone.
01:21:57Oh, God.
01:21:57Oh, my God.
01:21:57And that's why I want to use you.
01:22:10You standing in my jetty.
01:22:11No.
01:22:12No way, ma'am.
01:22:13Can we do that again?
01:22:14Cause you couldn't understand what the f*** I said.
01:22:20I'm sorry, that sucks.
01:22:28I'm sorry, that sucks.
01:22:36Oh, my God.
01:22:38Look at that.
01:22:40Oh, my God.
01:22:42Oh, my God.
01:22:43Oh, my God.
01:22:45Oh, my God.
01:22:45Oh, my God.
01:22:46Oh, my God.
01:22:48Oh, my God.
01:22:50Oh, my God.
01:22:51I blew the line.
01:22:51I can't.
01:22:53Check me out.
01:22:54Bat league.
01:22:55Woo.
01:22:56Woo.
01:22:57Cut.
01:22:58Cut.
01:23:01You know what I need?
01:23:02I need three gallons of mineral water.
01:23:04I need about 16 martini olives.
01:23:06And I need enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's entire body.
01:23:11You got that?
01:23:13Ugh.
01:23:14Who's the b***h now?
01:23:18Hey, man.
01:23:19You got a smoke, man?
01:23:20I know that it's not fair.
01:23:23Nobody cares.
01:23:24I'm alone in the world tonight.
01:23:28How are you doing?
01:23:31Better now.
01:23:32Oh.
01:23:33Okay.
01:23:34Cut.
01:23:36What?
01:23:52Oh, God.
01:23:54Whoa.
01:23:56Oh, God.
01:23:57Oh, God.
01:24:32About me calling me new me?
01:24:33What's wrong with this lady?
01:24:35But if you really want to grab hold me, baby
01:24:37She say, oh, no
01:24:38Until I show her, she say, oh, no
01:24:41Don't knock until you're trying
01:24:42The next thing you know, I'll be knocking out your sign
01:24:44That ain't hard for the new guy
01:24:46You didn't think I was going to hit him
01:24:47Get up on this
01:24:50Watch me
01:24:50Get up on this
01:24:53With your bad self
01:24:54Get up on this
01:24:57Watch me
01:24:58Pick up on this
01:25:00With your bad self
01:25:23Clean up your act and change your clothes
01:25:25Till you get it together, I won't see you no more
01:25:27Don't come around here
01:25:28Unless you're doing what I'm doing
01:25:30Get the man right here
01:25:31You can practice till you get tight
01:25:32You can stand from the mirror all night
01:25:34Can't get right
01:25:35Tell me what's wrong with you
01:25:36Wouldn't have no soul
01:25:37I brought an afro cone to you
01:25:38I'm about to teach you how to talk
01:25:40Gotta move your legs
01:25:41Just to show you how to roll
01:25:42Dip a little bit and move your neck
01:25:44Cause you probably couldn't get the rhythm in the net
01:25:46You all be with no time
01:25:47Can't sing, can't dance, can't jump
01:25:49Cause you're all bound
01:25:50Gotta listen to the groove
01:25:51That's if you ever call yourself new
01:25:53Get up on this
01:25:55Watch me
01:25:56Pick up on this
01:25:57With your bad self
01:26:00Get up on this
01:26:02Watch me
01:26:03Pick up on this
01:26:05With your bad self
01:26:07ford
01:26:14Here you are
01:26:16And this you've 뭐 figured out
01:26:16With your bad self
01:26:20I'll use them
01:26:21To show you
01:26:21Cause I got one
01:26:21In the middle
01:26:27With your bad self
01:26:29To show you
01:26:32How to change
01:26:36Come
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