00:05Oh, Sylvia made her mashed potatoes.
00:11Yeah, they're pretty good.
00:14Good?
00:15They are like happiness in your mouth.
00:19So tasty.
00:21So life-affirming.
00:24Oh, here it comes.
00:28Joey, are you crying right now?
00:32Full scope.
00:36Full scope.
00:40Oh, sunglasses inside.
00:44For you, half scoop, Mr. Cool.
00:50Hi.
00:53Oh, Miss Hollywood, you were singing in the line yesterday.
00:58Half scoop.
01:00No, no, no, no.
01:01See, that was my twin sister, Liv.
01:04I personally can't sing.
01:05Sing it loud.
01:09Please don't half scoop me.
01:11Okay.
01:13Full scoop.
01:15But never sing again.
01:18I promise I will not.
01:22Careful, she's extra prickly today.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Thanks for the warning.
01:27Hey, stink breath.
01:30Hey, rat boy.
01:33You wish rats ate this garbage.
01:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:39You are very funny, boy, Joey.
01:42For you, I give special treat.
01:46The shop teacher make for me a double school.
01:54Thank you, Syl.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I don't care what everyone says about you.
02:01You are a black-hearted troll with a horrible personality.
02:11Oh, did I forget to mention?
02:14Syl's my girl.
02:45When you say yeah, I say no.
02:51When you say so, all I want to do is go, go, go.
02:57You, you, the other half of me, me, the half I'll never be, me, the half that drives me crazy.
03:08You, you, the other half of me, me, the half I'll always be.
03:14Well, we both know we're better in stereo.
03:19Oh, no.
03:32Diggy!
03:32Hey!
03:34This is a surprise.
03:36There's a little, you have, there's something in your eyebrows.
03:39Oh, yeah, that's, that's frost.
03:42It's, um, minus 30 degrees in Tundrapania right now.
03:46Which means it's almost the start of swimsuit season, though.
03:50Huh?
03:52Uh, look, I really need a favor.
03:54The anniversary of the day that I met Maddie is coming up.
03:57I know!
03:58Your meat-iversary!
04:00Maddie's so excited.
04:02I know, me too.
04:03Um, can you pick up her gift at Towner's Sporting Goods for me?
04:06Sporting Goods?
04:08Do they sell jewelry at sporting goods stores in Wisconsin and nobody told me?
04:14No, um, I'm getting her these really cool sweatbands.
04:19Sweatbands?
04:21As in, like, bands that hold sweat?
04:24Yeah, I mean, I get them myself, but they don't sell sweatbands in Tundrapania because here, if you sweat, you
04:31die from frostbite.
04:34And you're absolutely sure that for your meat-iversary with Maddie, you want to get her sweatbands?
04:42Yeah, she's gonna love them.
04:45She's gonna hate them!
04:47Ugh, Dickie is such a boy.
04:51But you know what?
04:52This is Maddie's relationship, so I'm not gonna butt in.
04:56Nope, my butt has better things to do.
05:00Butting out!
05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:04Oh, I'm totally butting in.
05:11Hey, Mom.
05:13Hello, sweetheart.
05:18What have you done with my mom?
05:20Don't ask questions, Dr. Pidgeys.
05:21Take that alien down.
05:24Parker, it's me.
05:26That's what an alien would say.
05:31tell us something only dr p's mother would know all right i could tell you parker's middle name
05:38no mom don't what's wrong with your middle name it's the worst middle name in the history of
05:46middle names consider my interest piqued oh no you're not finding out my middle name let it go
05:56people oh i'm finding out the people want to know oh mom i can't believe you put this stuff on
06:06your
06:06face okay that too cost a hundred dollars and this was a fifty dollar squeeze what can you believe
06:16how pricey that is parker geraldine rooney
06:23geraldine that'd be a step up mom seriously you're spending a hundred bucks on this and yet
06:31you won't buy the good baloney boys all baloney is the same
06:37oh she is an alien give me his middle name and i'll stand down leslie are you done
06:58okay face gabbing in five four three two
07:19what are you doing oh i no i thought you were counting me in
07:28hey rudy
07:30sup
07:36listen i only have a few minutes to face gab the tundrabanian internet is about to go offline
07:42what no we like barely got to talk yesterday i know i'm bummed too but it's third winter so it's
07:51even too cold for satellite waves to be outside
07:56will we at least give to face gab for our anniversary tomorrow oh definitely and sent you a little
08:03something i sent you a gift too i'm so excited i put a lot of time and thought into it
08:12actually i put
08:12more thought than time because after i sent it i still thought about it i'm still thinking about it
08:16right now i'm so excited oh and gift inequality maddie's gonna give diggy something really sweet
08:25and meaningful and all diggy's gonna give her is sweat bands
08:31maddie's gonna be so crushed i mean like sweat free but just so crushed
08:38i can't wait oh you're gonna love your gift not as much as you're gonna love mine i don't know
08:44mine's pretty great mine's relationship defined well mine's
08:51i so totally won that right
08:55oh jock love is so weird
08:59where do you think you got me
09:02what uh why are you asking me why would i know that
09:07why are you looking at me five four three two
09:26hey sylvia the circus called they want you back in your cage
09:34enjoy your double scoop mr funny man
09:38sylvia what's that uh what's that picture behind you
09:43that's my dog boris
09:45oh dog i thought someone pinned that disgusting thing up to scare the cockroaches away
09:54did you just insult my boris my darling baby poochie pie
10:08oh what what are you doing for you half scoop
10:21i didn't even know there was a corner scoop
10:25oh oh oh what is that
10:30aged pickled fish
10:33in my country we serve the prisoners traitors and people who hurt my feelings
10:40come on it's your boy jojo time to go go jojo
10:49sylvia no
10:51sylvia
11:10i would like to say this is the weirdest thing i've ever seen in this backyard
11:15but honestly it's not even close
11:19welcome to the ground floor of dr p's cosmetics our motto is you give us your loot we make it
11:27cute
11:29i looked at the ingredients in your tube of beauty and realized we can make it ourselves
11:34wait wait you're making beauty products it was easy we just had to farm some honey get
11:41algae from reggie's fish tank and go to the stevens point caverns to harvest bat poop
11:49now you could go to the store and pay a hundred dollars for face cream
11:54or
11:57you can try art cream for the low low price of two months worth of bologna
12:04the good bologna
12:07wow homemade cosmetics from sixth graders how tempting
12:13go ahead and be skeptical but the only thing you have to lose is years off your face
12:20it works i'm 25 but you never know it
12:26okay i'll give it a try
12:29smart move mrs room dog it's gonna make you more beautiful than you already are
12:36oh i am so close to telling you parker's middle name
12:40mother huh i will release the bees on you
12:51elmer stop
13:00oh hi honey feel my elbows
13:07weird but i'm game
13:09you're so smooth
13:12right you should feel what this cream did for my feet
13:17ew wait
13:19no ew
13:23mom i need to talk to you about something so diggy asked me to help pick up a gift for
13:28maddie
13:29that is so sweet what did he get him
13:32um
13:34sweat bands
13:36no
13:38yes this is a diggy's idea of a romantic gift
13:43boys
13:45you know for our first wedding anniversary your father got me a step stool
13:53okay and don't you wish dad had had a helper to
13:57stop that gift disaster before it happens every time i change a light bulb
14:02okay good because i sort of helped diggy with maddie's gift even though he doesn't know i helped him
14:08is that totally wrong because i got this and i think it's super cute
14:12oh that is an adorable ridgewood porcupine
14:17you did a very nice thing for your sister thanks mom
14:23although you know it does feel like something's missing doesn't it how about we lose the sweatbands and add
14:30this
14:35you're welcome diggy
14:37do you always have a tiara in your bag you never know when you might need one
14:49hey what's up hobbit
14:52something's different did you start bathing with soap
14:59you insulted boris
15:02quarter scoop
15:06next
15:08i was starving and not just for food but also for the chit chat over chipped beef
15:15so i decided to take a page from living maddie's twin buck
15:20boris
15:22your darling baby poochie pie
15:25sylvia syl syl i would never make fun of him oh wait wait wait
15:34was my identical twin brother here yesterday you don't have an identical twin
15:41sure i do his name is michael he just got back from europe where he's been studying chess
15:47he enjoys strudel making and pretending to be me and ruining my good name
15:54you never mentioned the twin before yeah well you never mentioned the hair coming out of your
16:00ears but we both know it's there
16:04if you really have a twin you bring him here tomorrow to apologize
16:12oh you want my identical twin brother here tomorrow okay not a problem so how about a
16:20double scoop of those fluffy mashed potatoes is a show of good faith
16:28you're right tomorrow's perfect
16:38oh yes my meat-a-versary gift from dickie is here
16:46nope no he wants to open these together over face gab
16:52i can do that i'm a very patient individual
17:00but not today because it's our meat-a-versary
17:05i was so happy to give maddie and diggy the greatest meat-a-versary ever
17:11i bet that cute little porcupine is sopping wet with tears of joy right now
17:23hey
17:26hey
17:31um wow looks like a crime scene in here what happened love died
17:45yeah diggy sent me this stupid stuffed porcupine and i thought it was a gag and there was something
17:50good inside so i tore it apart and then when there was nothing good inside i tore it apart some
17:55more
17:59uh why is a stuffed porcupine stupid i mean you two are both richard porcupines that sounds
18:06really meaningful and and and touching to me
18:12well not compared to the incredibly meaningful gift that i sent him
18:18what did you send him please don't be sweatpants please don't be sweatpants please don't be sweatpants
18:24please don't be sweatpants please don't be sweatpants please don't be sweatpants
18:27i got him sweatpants no
18:36no way
18:40sweatpants what a great gift why is that a great gift
18:49okay this is gonna sound really silly but the day that diggy and i met
18:54i had just finished whipping him in basketball
19:01hey sweetie you just lost to someone a foot shorter than you
19:19better get a rematch rooney
19:26oh sweatbands have huge emotional meanings and ramifications and nuances
19:34yeah but i guess the whole thing just meant nothing to him
19:41i kind of feel like an idiot
19:47maddie
19:52hi so i have something to tell you and get ready to laugh
19:58yeah she did not laugh
20:03live how could you well the good news is you don't have to be mad at diggy anymore
20:08you're right i'm not mad at diggy i'm mad at you but i was just trying to help well you
20:13didn't
20:14because of you when diggy face gabbed me i yelled how could you be so stupid and then hung up
20:20on him
20:21what no um okay we'll just call him back we'll make it right oh well i can't the
20:27tundra banyan internet is down until tomorrow live you've ruined my meat-a-versary
20:33i didn't mean well you did can you just stay out of my relationship with diggy and while you're at
20:41it
20:41might as well stay out of my life
20:55greetings madame i am michael joey's twin
20:59the jockster who you found not so funny
21:05what do you look like joey oh weird identical twins what aren't you understanding about this
21:13anyway please accept my apology your dog is adorable there is no need to
21:19boris my brother joey of whom i am identical to and sometimes pretend to be
21:29joey when you installed the boris you no talk with accent well this is all part of the ruse to
21:38pretend i am joey nerd stuff what is happening booyah
21:51joey
21:52get joey i want to see him too joey my pleasure once again your dog is magnifique
22:09hey michael said you wanted to see me you are both wearing the same outfits
22:16oh uh well our mother used to dress us alike as kids and michael never grew out of it
22:25i want to see you and your brother together at the same time oh okay
22:34i'll get him but for the record you have trust issues that you really need to work through
22:43here we are sylvia me and my identical twin brother michael cute dog
22:56you're not buying any of this are you no but i wanted to see how far you were going to
23:02go with it
23:07look sylvia i didn't know you would be so sensitive about your dog i'm really really sorry
23:14tell me what i gotta do to get us back to how we used to be
23:18it's not me that you have to apologize to
23:31okay is it just me or is boris maybe slightly just a little bit dead
23:41he lives on in my heart now apologize
23:49boris
23:51please accept my apology
23:54no make smoochie woochie with my poachie poachie
24:12we couldn't help our breath oh i am good but you probably have fleas
24:24so your mom liked the skin cream yep and now i'm up to my ears in bologna
24:33and not just any bologna lunsford's ranch bologna the best bologna of all
24:42more bologna aid
24:46i'd be delighted
25:00parker
25:01parker oh she sounds mad
25:04and now i'm gonna have to go to the house
25:34and i'm gonna have to go to the house
25:34and i'm gonna have to go to the house
25:34It's bad enough that my best friend knows.
25:38You guys aren't finding out.
25:41Oh, man, you hate your son.
25:46Well, I never intended his name to be punishment, but I'm glad it is.
25:52I can't wait to tell everyone at school your name is Parker.
25:56Nothing to see here, people. Move along.
26:05Hey, what are you doing?
26:07I'm trying to get Diggy back on FaceGap for, like, 24 hours now.
26:12Okay, be careful with your computer.
26:15It's Liv's.
26:15Oh, okay, carry on.
26:21Okay, Maddie, I am so sorry that I messed up your meativersary,
26:26but I got you a second gift, and I think it's going to really make up for it.
26:30Wait, Liv, I don't want another gift from you.
26:33And there is absolutely nothing that you can do to make this up to me.
26:36No, no, no, no, okay, listen, Maddie, I know what I did wrong.
26:39I should have put the sweatbands on the porcupine before I gave it to you.
26:43Liv, I never wanted a porcupine.
26:46Are you sure?
26:48Not even this porcupine!
26:58Happy anniversary, Rooney.
27:01Diggy!
27:02Diggy!
27:04Wow.
27:05Oh, wow, you're so cold.
27:08Yeah, I'm told that's safe with you for a while.
27:12The hell are you even here right now?
27:14I actually contacted the Tundrabanian Consulate,
27:17and they agreed to fly Diggy out for the weekend.
27:22The only catch is that I do have to do a concert there over my spring break, but...
27:26Oh, spring break, yeah, that's their fourth winter.
27:29There are seven.
27:32Each one colder than the last.
27:36Liv, thank you so much for doing this for us.
27:39This is the best meativersary gift ever.
27:42Oh, okay.
27:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's that, Rooney?
27:53Oh, no!
27:57Are you sure you don't want to take this off?
27:58Hey, whoa, ha, ha.
28:02Still, still cold.
28:06This is really nice.
28:08Yeah.
28:09I kind of got used to seeing you on a computer.
28:15Yeah, now we're all up close and personal.
28:19For, like, a few days.
28:25Um, you know, our first kiss was over the computer.
28:32Um, I was kind of wondering maybe what it would be like in person.
28:41Yeah, I miss you.
28:47Diggy, my man!
28:48Ha, ha!
28:50Mmm!
28:52Are you a town just for me?
28:55Oh, you know tomorrow's our meativersary.
28:58Come here.
29:01Come here.
29:04Oh, you know tomorrow's house.
29:07Oh, you know tomorrow's house.
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