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00:06Dinner is served!
00:09Hey, where's everyone?
00:12Nah, who cares, more chicken bites for me?
00:21What is this?
00:25What is this?
00:32It's meatless soykin wings with compassionate cashew barbecue sauce.
00:39Yeah, mom says meat's off the menu till I get my cholesterol down.
00:45Why do you think everyone else has boycotted dinner?
00:49Well, if the choice is saving dad or saving dinner, I vote dinner.
00:56I'm with Parker.
00:59Give Meatless a chance.
01:02You haven't tried my simulated sausage snaps.
01:08Who is that?
01:15Cindy Dippeldorf.
01:16What is that too-good-to-say-hello-to-me-in-the-grocery-store snob doing in my backyard?
01:28Well, hello, Cindy.
01:30What a pleasure it is to see you trespassing in my backyard.
01:35Well, fix your front gate.
01:39I just came by to give you your... whatever this hot mess is.
01:47It's my poet-tree for poetry.
01:50You see, it's a clever play on the words...
01:53I get it.
01:55I thought the neighborhood needed a place for people to express themselves.
02:00So I gave a dead tree new life by inviting neighbors to attach poems to the branches.
02:06And the poet-tree was born.
02:11The kids love it.
02:13There once was a lady named Mom who said poetry was, quote, da bomb.
02:19She thought we'd be stoked.
02:21To pin poems to the oak.
02:23But she could not have been more da wrong.
02:27Good job, guys.
02:29I didn't think we could pull it off.
02:32Now, don't slay the messenger, sweetie.
02:35But the neighborhood consortium thinks your poetry is a horrible eyesore.
02:41Second only to that unfortunate mustard color you painted your house.
02:48So you just decided to rip it out of my front yard?
02:52Thanks for understanding.
02:54Toodles!
02:57osu!
02:58oooo
02:59ooooo
02:59o o o ş
03:04o o o b
03:04o o v
03:05o o o o
03:11o o o
03:13o o
03:13o o
03:14slamdunk
03:15ready or not
03:17yeah, show me what you got
03:19o o
03:20o
03:20o
03:20o
03:21o
03:21o
03:22o
03:22I say you come on and follow, you dance to your own beat, I'll sing the melody, when you say
03:31yeah, I say no, when you say stop, all I wanna do is go, go, go.
03:41You, you, you're the half of me, me, the half I'll never be, the half that drives me crazy, you,
03:53you, the better half of me, me, the half I'll always be, we both know, you're better in stereo.
04:12Attention, Intergalactic Council members, Robat has arrived.
04:25The Intergalactic Council are like-minded individuals sworn to uphold the purity of sci-fi and fantasy.
04:33It's like Comic-Con, but we get together one Saturday a month because we cannot wait a whole year to
04:39put on our costumes.
04:47Hear ye, hear ye, as all-powerful chairman of the Intergalactic Council Earth chapter, U.S. sub-chapter, Wisconsin sub
04:56-sub-chapter, Stevens Point Micro sub-chapter, I call this meeting to order.
05:02I thank you all for gathering on this fine Saturday where we can meet far from the judgmental eyes of
05:08our uncostumed classmates.
05:12I bring magnificent news.
05:15Our campaign of emailing, texting, and general annoyance has finally brought Hollywood to its knees.
05:22Wait, for real?
05:24A movie studio is paying attention to our humble micro sub-chapter?
05:29Yes, we have won the right to choose a comic book character to make a cameo appearance in The Revengers
05:372, Rage of Fulton.
05:40I open the floor to nominations.
05:44I, Joey Rooney of House Rooney, on Crane Street, do nominate Robat.
05:53Half robot, half bat, all awesome.
06:07Joseph Rooney, I despise you and all that you stand for.
06:12But we do share a love of Robat, as well as candy bracelets and Mondays in September.
06:18So, if there are no other objections...
06:23Stay off staff, good sir.
06:26I, Orion, defender of the Emerald Nebula, also have a nomination.
06:37You dare challenge Robat, mysterious cloaked figure with filtered monster voice?
06:43Which, by the way, is awesome.
06:47How are you doing that, fella?
06:51Reveal yourself, stranger.
06:59Tis I, Aubrey Banfield of House Banfield, on Fairhaven Drive, just off Main Street.
07:09It's near the gas station.
07:13A lady walks among us.
07:15Artie, put it down in the minutes.
07:31What you doing, Peeping Mom?
07:34It's the Dippledorfs.
07:37Ugh, what did the Dippledoo do this time?
07:39There is a catering truck.
07:42Rented tables, flowers.
07:44They are having another party that we're not invited to.
07:48Oh, that is so Dippledorff-y.
07:52Mom is not the only one with Dippledorf drama.
07:55Yeah.
07:56In third grade, Holden Dippledorf stole my multicolored goodbye puppy pen.
08:02The one I used to write in my dream book.
08:06And, I mean, sure, it's been seven years, but an elephant unicorn never forgets.
08:13Oh, this takes the cake.
08:16Cindy is putting up an enormous bronze giraffe on her front lawn.
08:21Oh, sure, that eyesore is okay.
08:23And yet she takes down my poetry.
08:25A brilliant oracle of literary genius.
08:30All right, you know what?
08:32Enough is enough.
08:34We need to take the giraffe by the neck.
08:36What do you think we should do?
08:38What I just said.
08:40Take the giraffe by the neck.
08:43Holden took my pen.
08:44Cindy took your tree.
08:46We're going to take the giraffe.
08:48You mean steal it?
08:51All right, why don't you just say it a little bit louder?
08:53I don't think the entire neighborhood heard you.
08:56Sorry, sorry.
08:57Let's do it.
08:58But for the record, if anyone asks, I try to talk you out of it.
09:02Okay.
09:06You hungry, Maddie?
09:09We've got soy turkey and soy chicken.
09:13Mmm.
09:14Mom's meatless muck.
09:16Oh, thanks, Dad.
09:17I think I'd rather just keep chewing on my pen.
09:22Does it taste like real meat?
09:24Give me that pen.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:33Maddie, you won't believe this!
09:35Can you ever just enter the room like a normal person?
09:39No.
09:40I can only enter the room like an awesome person.
09:45So, I was installing new lighting to the park or tunnel to the garage,
09:50and guess what I found?
09:52A life?
09:54It's packed with bones down there.
09:57I think they're prehistoric bird bones.
10:01Fuck!
10:05That is one of the most ridiculous things I think I've ever heard in my life.
10:09No, listen.
10:10There's a kid on the other side of town who found Archaeopteryx bones when his family was digging a pool.
10:17Scientists came, validated the dig site, and he got a free trip to Archaeology Camp.
10:23Are you serious?
10:24Yeah.
10:25I mean, it turned it down because he has a pool, but still.
10:29Can you imagine?
10:31What if Archaeopteryx live right here under our house?
10:34Like you do?
10:35Exactly.
10:37You want to help me dig?
10:41I can't, Parker.
10:43I mean, I've got to do my Algebra 2 homework.
10:45I have to graph some parabolas.
10:48And take me to the bones!
10:54Speak your mind, Lady Banfield.
10:58Who is your nomination for The Revengers 2?
11:02My nomination is...
11:08Smoochbot!
11:14It's from the romantic graphic novel, that's my smoochbot.
11:21Okay, clearly this is some kind of joke.
11:25Smoochbot isn't even a real robot.
11:28He's just a divorced guy pretending to be a robot nanny so he can spend time with his kids.
11:35There is no way the council will ever nominate Smoochbot.
11:39Tell her, Artisan.
11:42Smoochbot's me likey.
11:45All in favor of Smoochbot is put forward by the ravishing Lady Banfield.
11:53So say we all.
11:55Long live Smoochbot!
11:57But this is our chance for intergalactic fame.
12:01Are you saying you'd all just sell out your core values for a pretty face?
12:06Yep, that's exactly what we're saying.
12:11Fine.
12:12Then, in accordance with council bylaws,
12:16I wish to challenge Aubrey of House Banfield
12:20to a side fight.
12:26But there hasn't been a sci-fight in this council for three semesters.
12:33Challenge accepted.
12:36Bat boy.
12:39Oh, it is so on.
12:43Right after our scheduled juice break.
13:00That was completely irresponsible, but so much fun!
13:07I was thinking the exact same thing.
13:09We should take tennis together.
13:10Don't ruin this, Mother.
13:14Sorry.
13:14It just feels so good to get back at Cindy
13:17for getting rid of my poetry.
13:19Dare I say, it's poetic justice.
13:24Take that, you pen-stealing party throwers!
13:27We totally got away with it, too.
13:30It's the cops!
13:31We're going to jail!
13:32Do something, Mom!
13:33Do something!
13:35Okay.
13:37Okay.
13:38Get the door and be cool.
13:40Okay.
13:41Wait.
13:42Be cool?
13:44How can I be cool
13:45when there's a stolen giraffe
13:46and a living for majority of laws
13:48knocking at the door?
13:50Chill, baby.
13:51Mama's got a plan.
13:55Wow, Mom,
13:56the life of crime is coming surprisingly easy to you.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:02Hello, officer.
14:04You're not the police.
14:06Oh, wait.
14:07Liv,
14:07it's Holden Dippeldorf
14:09from across the street.
14:10We didn't steal anything.
14:15Oh, Holden!
14:17Holden.
14:19Yes!
14:20Hungry, hungry Holden
14:21who used to eat paste.
14:22Ha!
14:22I thought you went away
14:23to boarding school.
14:24Well, I'm back for the weekend.
14:26Bye.
14:27And I've cut my paste consumption
14:29way down.
14:30Ha!
14:32Anyway,
14:32my mom has sent me over
14:33to see if you guys
14:34have seen a giraffe statue
14:35around anywhere.
14:37Why would we know anything
14:38about a giraffe?
14:39It's not like we stole it!
14:42Of course you didn't,
14:43but you know how she is.
14:46And she's watching me right now,
14:48so just violently
14:49shake your heads no
14:50and I'll be on my way.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:57Not that violently.
14:58I don't want you
14:59to hurt yourselves.
15:01Gosh,
15:01we would sure hate
15:02to ruin your mom's
15:03big blowout party.
15:05We're not having a party.
15:07Oh, right.
15:07You just have a giant tent,
15:09caterers,
15:09and everybody
15:10in the neighborhood
15:11but us.
15:12Actually,
15:12it's awake.
15:13Oh.
15:14Oh.
15:17I'm so sorry
15:18for your loss.
15:20Yeah,
15:21my uncle died.
15:22The giraffe statue
15:23was donated
15:24by the nation of Cameroon
15:25to celebrate
15:26his life's work
15:27of protecting wildlife.
15:28So.
15:31Is that all?
15:34So you could see
15:36you and my mom
15:36so distraught
15:37over losing the statue.
15:39Of course.
15:40Who would do
15:40such a wretched,
15:41wretched thing?
15:44Well,
15:45not us,
15:45so we will just
15:46keep our eyes open
15:47for any Cameroonian giraffes.
15:51Thanks.
15:52And if you see one
15:53from Kenya,
15:54that's not him.
15:55Oh.
15:56It's nice seeing you.
15:57We didn't see anything.
16:05Huh.
16:13This is weird,
16:14but I am not finding
16:15any prehistoric animal
16:17that ever existed
16:18with 12 knuckles
16:19per finger.
16:22Whoa.
16:23Are you thinking
16:24what I'm thinking?
16:25That we are putting
16:26these bones together wrong
16:28and that this animal
16:28never existed?
16:30No.
16:31That we've discovered
16:32a new species.
16:35Oh,
16:35I like your idea
16:36so much better.
16:39we shall name
16:40our discovery
16:42the Parker-saurus.
16:47Really?
16:48Because I was
16:49sort of thinking
16:50more in the range
16:50of Matty Dactyl.
16:54Tell you what,
16:56how about
16:56whoever finds
16:57the skull
16:58gets to name it.
17:00Okay,
17:01you're on.
17:02And guess what?
17:02you're going to lose
17:04because I'm going to
17:05get to the tunnels
17:06first.
17:07No fair.
17:09You're so fast.
17:11How will I ever
17:13catch up to you?
17:19Amateur.
17:25This is a three-round
17:27sci-fight.
17:28Round one,
17:29intergalactic
17:30thumb wrestling.
17:32Begin!
17:36Thumb wrestling
17:37is a sport
17:38of strategy
17:39and stamina.
17:40The last
17:41thumb wrestling duel
17:42last...
17:42Oh, and Joey won.
17:49round two,
17:51interstellar
17:52staring contest.
17:54Blink and begin.
18:05I could do this
18:06all day.
18:08I do it
18:09every morning
18:10with a crow
18:11that perches
18:12on my windowsill.
18:15That's super weird.
18:24Hey!
18:25He blinked!
18:27The loser blinked!
18:34Okay,
18:35let's get this
18:36giraffe back.
18:37The party
18:38just went inside.
18:39All right,
18:40again, Mom,
18:41not a party.
18:42It's a wake.
18:44Well,
18:44it still
18:45would have been
18:45nice to have
18:46been invited.
18:49All right,
18:50let's just
18:50count our blessings
18:51he wasn't saving
18:52elephants
18:53and help me fall.
18:56Oh.
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh.
18:58Oh.
19:03What you doing,
19:03guys?
19:04Oh.
19:05Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:10Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:27I can still
19:29see you.
19:30I know.
19:40So, I know
19:41this looks
19:42really bad,
19:43but I promise
19:44there is a good
19:45explanation.
19:46Yeah, there is,
19:47and you should tell him.
19:49Okay.
19:49What?
19:51I'll get snacks.
19:58So, um,
19:59what happened
20:00is, um...
20:02You guys
20:02stole the giraffe.
20:03Um, yes,
20:04we did,
20:05and hold it,
20:05I am so sorry.
20:06We had no idea
20:07that we were
20:08ruining your
20:08uncle's wake.
20:09Oh, please.
20:10My mom's
20:11shadow puppet
20:12tribute to life
20:13on the Serengeti
20:14ruined that wake.
20:17This is fun.
20:19You're not mad?
20:21You're not mad?
20:26That's, uh,
20:28kind of unexpected.
20:30He's still
20:31a pen-stealing jerk.
20:33He's just
20:34kind of a cute
20:35pen-stealing jerk.
20:40My uncle
20:41would have loved it.
20:42Look,
20:43you gotta get
20:43that thing back
20:44before the wake ends.
20:45Okay,
20:46can we have
20:46your help, though?
20:47Come on,
20:48get in there,
20:48hot and hungry Holden.
20:52I thought it was
20:53hungry, hungry Holden.
20:55What?
20:55No, yes,
20:56that's what it is.
20:57That's your name.
20:58That's what I said.
21:02Let's go!
21:08Still no skull,
21:09but at least
21:1015 limbs.
21:12The Parker-saurus
21:13must have been
21:14a brainless stomach
21:15thick with claws.
21:18What's that?
21:29Dad?
21:34Why do you have
21:36a bucket of ribs
21:37from Fast Al's
21:38greasy food hut?
21:39And why are you
21:41eating it out here?
21:44I can't take
21:45another bite
21:46of your mom's
21:47fakie food meat stuff.
21:50So I'm sneak
21:52eating the real thing
21:53out here.
21:56Dad,
21:57are you
21:59burying the bones
22:00to hide the evidence?
22:02Dogs do it.
22:07Huh?
22:08Huh.
22:08He's burying them
22:09right above the tunnel
22:11I discover
22:11these pretty stark
22:12bird bones.
22:14Huh.
22:15Which are
22:16beginning to look
22:18more and more
22:19like chicken and rib bones
22:20that Dad has
22:21gnawed clean.
22:28For our final challenge
22:30to determine
22:31which character
22:32will get the cameo
22:33in
22:33The Revengers 2
22:34Rage of Fulton
22:36is the
22:38interplanetary
22:39mind melt.
22:41Minions!
22:47Uh-huh.
22:49Who looks like
22:50a genius
22:50for making
22:51these in
22:51study hall
22:52now?
22:55All right.
22:57I am thinking
22:58of a number
22:59between
22:59one
23:00and
23:00seven million
23:01six hundred
23:01thousand
23:02and fifty-eight.
23:03Aubrey,
23:04you and your
23:04perfect little
23:05turned up
23:06nose go first.
23:08Correct!
23:09You are
23:10the victor!
23:11Oh!
23:13Wait.
23:14Joey gets a turn.
23:16Joseph?
23:17Um,
23:19for-
23:19Wrong!
23:20Aubrey is the winner!
23:23Smooch fat
23:24reigns supreme!
23:29Celebrating my arms.
23:37Have you all
23:38forgotten
23:39why we became
23:40members of the
23:41Intergalactic Council
23:42in the first place?
23:44Because we believe
23:45in honor
23:46and loyalty.
23:48Because we're
23:49the defenders
23:49of the fantastic.
23:52Yeah,
23:53there are those
23:53who mock us,
23:55call us nerds,
23:56geeks,
23:58weirdos,
23:59like our brothers,
24:01sisters,
24:02cool second cousins,
24:05neighborhood crossing guards,
24:07pretty much everyone else.
24:10But do you also
24:11want to be called
24:12sellouts?
24:13I think not!
24:15And so I say
24:16to you today,
24:18stand fast
24:20and stand by
24:21Robat,
24:22because he would
24:23stand by you.
24:26Robat!
24:28Robat!
24:29Robat!
24:31Robat!
24:32Robat!
24:33I just messaged
24:34the head of the studio.
24:36He said,
24:37we'll put
24:38Smoochbot in the movie,
24:39never text me again.
24:41Victory is ours!
24:45But we
24:48Robat!
24:53Sorry, Joey.
24:55Can't win them all.
24:57Or in your case,
24:58Annie.
25:01Don't you agree,
25:02Aubrey,
25:03winner of my
25:03six alien hearts?
25:09Joey,
25:10I've been called weird
25:12ever since I was
25:12a little girl.
25:14That happens
25:15when you have
25:15your own cloak
25:16of mystery and
25:17Monster Voice Filter.
25:20So,
25:21thank you
25:23for
25:24standing up
25:25for what it
25:26really means
25:27to be a true fan.
25:29You're welcome.
25:31Seriously,
25:32that Monster Voice Filter
25:33is like
25:34the coolest thing
25:35ever.
25:36Really?
25:37You think
25:38it's cool?
25:39Does that
25:39electrohyperbot
25:41have two
25:41processing cores?
25:43Oh,
25:44yeah,
25:44it does.
25:47No,
25:48but
25:49putting that
25:50smooch bot
25:51in the movie.
25:54You sure did,
25:55buddy.
25:57Minions,
25:58recorded in the minutes.
26:00Artie
26:01is on
26:02team
26:02smooch bot.
26:05Walking out
26:06with girl
26:06burn.
26:14Joey!
26:16Wait,
26:16I want to do that
26:17with my staff.
26:19Minions!
26:23Joey!
26:33careful.
26:35Just want to get
26:36the giraffe
26:37on the pedestal
26:38here.
26:39Okay.
26:40Hey, Holden,
26:41thank you so much
26:42for helping us
26:42out of this jam.
26:44I hope you don't
26:44think I'm a thief now.
26:46Oh,
26:47I totally think
26:48you're a thief.
26:51But it
26:52takes one
26:52to know one.
26:54I believe
26:55this
26:56belongs
26:57to you.
27:00Oh,
27:00oh,
27:01two hands,
27:01two hands.
27:02Oh,
27:02sorry,
27:02sorry.
27:05What's this?
27:07Some kind of
27:08multi-inked
27:09goodbye puppy pen
27:10that any third grade girl
27:11would cherish
27:12because of the dreams
27:12and adventures
27:13it would make real?
27:17I forgot all
27:18about this.
27:20In third grade,
27:21I thought
27:22you were cute.
27:26So I took
27:26your pen.
27:29It made sense
27:31at the time,
27:31but again,
27:32I ate a lot
27:33of paste back then.
27:35Okay.
27:36Less yappy,
27:37yappy,
27:37more ropey,
27:38ropey.
27:39Sorry.
27:39Oh.
27:40Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:42Oh.
27:42Oh.
27:42Oh.
27:48You can drop this.
27:51Thanks.
27:54Little help?
27:58Thank you all
27:59so much for coming.
28:00It would admit
28:01the world
28:02to my brother.
28:03No, no, no,
28:04wait!
28:07Karen Rooney?
28:09Hey, Cindy.
28:10We didn't steal anything.
28:19That's my house
28:20across the street.
28:22It was really nice
28:23walking with you.
28:25Do you think
28:25you could say that
28:27in your monster
28:27filter voice?
28:30It was really nice
28:32walking with you.
28:35I'm not gonna lie.
28:36I like the second
28:37way better.
28:39You know,
28:40I just
28:41got the
28:42twelfth punch
28:43of my
28:43pretzel pagoda card
28:45and I was thinking
28:46maybe
28:48you and I,
28:49the two of us,
28:51could...
28:59Joey?
29:01Joey's friend?
29:02Carry on.
29:03I like the
29:10dog miserity.
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