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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy to take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the
00:00:47world.
00:00:48Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations my friend, winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:18I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry.
00:01:26We saved your daughter, but your wife.
00:01:30There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:06I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire.
00:02:21I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise.
00:02:29I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:41Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy.
00:03:16Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See?
00:04:18Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20Got a trash should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you wanna see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:37I bet he will.
00:04:39I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:55Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I wanna thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I wanna stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:55He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't wanna cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10No, sweetie.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:12Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:09I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:41Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing. What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake.
00:12:43You keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man. Let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or...
00:13:08He could be a frickin' spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:33Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me.
00:14:59And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:19Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13It looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:16It looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:42The ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one tweeting here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hope-less.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh-ho- my gosh, 2 13 in the rough.
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that dude.
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:39what gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy shit let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been
00:18:10a coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:14jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing
00:18:35come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not
00:18:51here i come
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:59he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:19:05thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:10i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no i can keep going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40hogs golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:49it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:02wow is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist
00:20:21will you stop as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:25no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through
00:20:33why don't i help you with that
00:20:38that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off
00:20:49this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:51go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:54jake that's enough
00:20:55step down
00:20:55if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:58let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia
00:21:04you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:07why
00:21:09are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls
00:21:15i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get into your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:44just look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:54excuse me sir
00:21:57don't mind him
00:21:58he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia
00:22:01i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:04and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife
00:22:29you should have brought her with you
00:22:30i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:38the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave
00:22:48i'm begging
00:22:49the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:51remember
00:22:52you got a lot on the line
00:22:54you lose this
00:22:55you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:57and
00:22:58losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03deal
00:23:05you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:21is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:23we're screwed
00:23:24what clue is groundskeeper is gonna ruin it for august
00:23:28you know wind speed
00:23:29five miles an hour
00:23:31humidity
00:23:32sixty percent
00:23:34good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water
00:23:47forget about the hole
00:23:48you won't even make it over the water
00:23:50i win
00:24:04what the fuck
00:24:07what the fuck
00:24:09is he about to perform a miracle
00:24:11there's no way
00:24:11it's a trick shot
00:24:12it can't control where it lands
00:24:19what the water
00:24:21i skipped it in the hole
00:24:22but how
00:24:24it's a miracle
00:24:25am i dreaming
00:24:26did we actually beat the gold hills
00:24:28bastards
00:24:28this is impossible
00:24:30there's no way i lost to a
00:24:32an amateur
00:24:33a gardener
00:24:34impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:38no
00:24:38only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he?
00:24:52a master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:55who are you?
00:25:00who are you?
00:25:01me?
00:25:02i'm a nobody
00:25:03i'm a gardener
00:25:04you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:10yes
00:25:10of course
00:25:11you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you
00:25:14mia
00:25:14this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:18can't leave it with this guy
00:25:19bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:21i mean mia please
00:25:22we should reconsider
00:25:23was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26i mean
00:25:26how do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:29why would he be slumming at august golf club?
00:25:32all the things he could be doing
00:25:33yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:36we'd be left out
00:25:37okay silence all of you
00:25:40i believe in bobby
00:25:42and he's our only hope now
00:25:44hey bobby
00:25:44i got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:51look at anything you could ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash
00:25:55or an advancement
00:25:56but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:26:00if you'll still have us
00:26:01i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get is going to bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:09just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:14tuition
00:26:1570k a year
00:26:24i just mowed the lawn
00:26:26i don't need much in life
00:26:33i'll represent august
00:26:34qualifications next week
00:26:36my heart's racing
00:26:38what's going on
00:26:39you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this
00:26:44hey
00:26:45aren't you forgetting something
00:26:47what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right
00:26:51my brother
00:26:52kane carter
00:26:53he's the grand champ
00:26:54your little amateur ass
00:26:56are you sure you want this
00:26:57it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:59a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard
00:27:08you're gonna regret this
00:27:09men honor their words
00:27:11dogs run with their tails
00:27:13tuck between their legs
00:27:15what are you little boy
00:27:16you motherfucker
00:27:18mark my words
00:27:19you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost
00:27:33to a ground speaker
00:27:35a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke
00:27:40if you just give me another chance
00:27:41i'll do
00:27:43useless
00:27:44the golden hill club
00:27:45does not tolerate excuses
00:27:46from losers
00:27:47you better not feel me again
00:27:48in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know
00:28:00the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but
00:28:04it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired
00:28:09for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:07you
00:29:19i'll get
00:29:20you
00:29:21oh
00:29:21oh
00:29:23Did the work and it's all for me
00:29:26I've been driving, no compromising
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:29:52Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:29:54Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:29:58Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:01Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:30I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon
00:30:37My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:40Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48To the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04With something special
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:10Can scan your swing ID
00:31:12And match to your rank
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:40Literally, don't fuck this one as your level
00:31:59Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely we are
00:32:02It's done
00:32:03Enough wasting my time
00:32:04By the way
00:32:06Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:32You'll see my rank
00:32:34Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:09He's 15
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:13Pretty much
00:33:13Don't cry, though
00:33:14It's okay
00:33:15You may lose me
00:33:17But all of you are better than him
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last
00:33:25You know what, Tyler? Shut up
00:33:26August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:28Just mark my words
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:32He's ranked 15th
00:33:34He's a nobody
00:33:35Wow
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:01That's cute
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:34:05And she did
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid
00:34:39You're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:47This is my rating
00:35:07Six years ago, you retired
00:35:09Vanished without a trace
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18Talented golfers
00:35:19Right come and gone
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:29We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:32The all-time number one
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:39To celebrate your comeback
00:35:42I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:46Take these, let's go
00:35:49I'm a champ
00:35:53What? Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:58Only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:01That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:09Cold hard facts
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:36:14And no bites
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:21And bring the trophies
00:36:23All of them
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:31Wait
00:36:33As an explanation for this
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered
00:36:37Yeah, that explains it
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44And you lost to me
00:36:47What does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now
00:36:57I might let you go
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:03I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06Go, boys
00:37:08You're gonna regret that
00:37:09Get ready, folks
00:37:10This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top ten
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right
00:37:41There's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:37:43He's got a point
00:37:43Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47No way
00:37:47Thank goodness
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:55This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here
00:38:00That's not up to you
00:38:02That's up to the golfers' association
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association
00:38:08There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:11Tyler
00:38:12Should I throw out the riff-raff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:24It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here
00:38:32An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:40On behalf of the golfers' association
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:38:45You bastards
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00Nepotism's a big word for you, Mia
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11Make sure they're gone, I don't want them crawling back
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands up!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:39:35No one's ever seen it
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:43They're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:57Not Golden Hills
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:19Oh my goodness
00:40:22Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:27Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:33He's a nobody
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him
00:40:43That's impossible
00:40:45He's done the impossible
00:40:46Time and time again
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:02The legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you
00:41:07In private
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look
00:41:16I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19Eleanor's still young
00:41:20And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire
00:41:26I wasn't there for you
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30And I should have been by your side
00:41:33I promise
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43I understand
00:41:46I can keep your secret
00:41:48Thanks
00:41:50Here we go
00:41:55After a thorough review
00:41:56We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:11And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:30And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:35And the host of the US Open
00:42:38I do have that right
00:42:40You old bastard
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:53You have no authority here
00:42:57Take them out of this better
00:42:59You can't do this
00:43:00You reckless bastard
00:43:02As for you
00:43:04The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop
00:43:11You're fired
00:43:12You can't fire me
00:43:13I am the vice president
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me you bastard
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32Just watch out
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35I chose to come back
00:43:36I'm ready for anything
00:43:39Come what may
00:43:53All right
00:43:55You can open your eyes
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing
00:44:21Yep, it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27Oh
00:44:28I can't forget this
00:44:35Perfect
00:44:37My princess
00:44:39May I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes
00:45:01Mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why it's you, my pretty little princess Eleanor
00:45:10Wait daddy, I've got you a present
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet
00:45:17I made it at school
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you
00:45:27And I know mommy will too
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:45:32So I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:36Thank you sweetie
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:52Which is also known as, golf's longest day
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36 hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round
00:46:01So, good luck!
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Oh dear!
00:46:26You're over!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible
00:46:29That was incredible
00:46:44Oh my god!
00:46:49You saved us
00:46:50You won
00:46:52We won
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight guys
00:46:55We've got to celebrate
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh wait Jake, we have dinner with dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No! Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight too
00:47:09Yeah, I know, and I've had enough
00:47:12It's time I end this
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned
00:47:29For the past six years, I've torn through the competition
00:47:33But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:42Hangs over every single trophy
00:47:44Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:47But I'll Peru myself
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip
00:47:54Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:57That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:06By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:26You dare show your face here
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about
00:48:32That saved our golf club
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:48:59Golf is in their blood
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:16You act nothing like him
00:49:17What would you know about my father?
00:49:20Nothing, he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:27Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating
00:49:35Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Mia has good taste
00:49:43At least I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy
00:49:47His father runs a US Open
00:49:49With one phone call
00:49:51He can have you disqualified
00:49:53Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:56Our food's getting cold, let's go eat
00:50:03Here, please, allow me
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:50:15You have to try one of these
00:50:16I just had him clone in from Cuba today
00:50:19Really good Arbanos
00:50:20Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm
00:50:27There you go
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man
00:50:32Thank you
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I gotta be
00:50:38Yeah, real mature
00:50:42We should truly try this meal
00:50:44Or shall we?
00:50:45It's special
00:50:56I'm sorry, man
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:58Okay, that's enough
00:50:59Stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04Don't worry about it
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:09I brought a gift
00:51:23Ew, what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:28I bet it's all junk
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:35Yes, yes, thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:51:38Mm-hmm
00:51:41Well, Mia
00:51:42I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:51:44So I wanted to do something special
00:51:47I got you this
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card
00:51:51No
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:52:02But it's far too valuable
00:52:04I can't...
00:52:05I can't accept it
00:52:08This is incredibly rare
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:13Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser
00:52:18You are jealous
00:52:19Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29Alright, I'm listening
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:36You have to lick this plate clean
00:52:40Cigar ash and all
00:52:42Hm
00:52:48What a coincidence
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too
00:52:58But not just one
00:53:03Ten
00:53:05Whoa
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost
00:53:16Eat up
00:53:17Jeez
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call
00:53:28Wait
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32I just talked to my father
00:53:33Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:37The only way you can even tell
00:53:38Is if you put them against a fire
00:53:40And then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:43And let's be honest
00:53:45These are certain things
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way
00:53:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:57You are so screwed
00:53:59Dude
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah
00:54:06Yeah
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby
00:54:11I don't think you'd lie to me
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test
00:54:16Wait, no, you can't destroy those
00:54:18That's part of Lion's Legacy
00:54:20That's a disrespected gulf itself
00:54:32Oh my god, Mia, why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:38I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold
00:54:52Fire test gold
00:54:54Adversity test men
00:54:55Ew
00:54:58You lying con artist
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:02Get on your knees, admit these are fake
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:10Dad!
00:55:11This is who I was telling you about
00:55:12This is the con man
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it
00:55:28Fakes
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, these are the real deal
00:55:34What?
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, these are the real deal
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile? Like, those can't be real
00:55:51Ow!
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow, it's a person!
00:56:15Ow!
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:15I know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that
00:57:22I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just...
00:57:26want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:55No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:15Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:42Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:51Not yet.
00:58:52Oh, I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:32That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please...
00:59:42Oh, yes!
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey!
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the US Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the US Open.
01:00:25I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty. I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the US Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What? What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby. Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion. He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand, is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it. You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:02:08I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:02:11That's fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:16I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them, once and for all, who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:57I will show you the perfect of all the messages.
01:02:59I will show you the greatest of all these events.
01:03:00I will show you the perfect of all these things.
01:03:03You're in college.
01:03:05I am going to look back in the past.
01:03:06I am going to your best to up-to-book.
01:03:10Incredible!
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and
01:03:23swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has-been he can't
01:03:34beat us he's done for can he do it
01:03:53this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy don't push yourself you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:11all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:57catch up
01:04:58quickly game's just begun
01:05:22mia where are you hey do you need something
01:05:25i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:36the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:45right here
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:06you're mine
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that
01:06:44ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:21what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:25what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:36what's going on loose and what's going on loose and what's going on loose and what are they trying to
01:07:37do
01:07:40that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:52we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:20all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:39ai is never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:45dude just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell no that goes against all
01:09:21common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green something's moving
01:10:08wait that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14ooh so close
01:10:16but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if august golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:33win
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a 100% chance you lose
01:10:50what's this?
01:10:52i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball is still moving
01:10:56look alive boys
01:10:58i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah you must really be embarrassed huh?
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you?
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:44it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right?
01:11:46i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:51he took the path that ai considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death round
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong?
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they?
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:13you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is full 10
01:13:39535 yards at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man?
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear? there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:14:42chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy!
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon?
01:14:58soon what?
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:01i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle?
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fun
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:40interesting
01:15:48yes
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nervous
01:15:53Yes. Cain slipped up. Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and putt it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Cain. Let's run another round.
01:16:02Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God. At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse. How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:10This is beyond Lyon's top records. Even at his peak. Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon. You can
01:16:15keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn. He's looking rough.
01:16:21What? We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait. Bobby's not aiming for the saves. He's aiming for the flash. He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I'll tell you what. I'll sweeten it. You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign. And
01:16:43I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club. Your reputation is trash.
01:16:54And you...
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:32Now watch this drive.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:59Yeah!
01:18:01Yeah!
01:18:04Fuck!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:14Oh my God!
01:18:15Oh my God!
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:20Fuck!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks!
01:18:34Did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:39He's back folks!
01:18:40The GOATS!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even
01:19:27started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it!
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also
01:20:05aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:54Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor.
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Daddy.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:56That's great.
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