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00:06The Tick Day Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:16Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decrease, our proportional strength increases.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Please, I'm really excited.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us to be free.
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:47When I was mom, what would my password be?
02:01Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Little John.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick it.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the teat of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:04Maybe it's much too early in the game.
03:11But I thought I'd ask you just to say.
03:17What are you doing, New Year?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, uh, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Well, I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth, Shakespeare.
04:00No.
04:01New Year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama says it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12To new beginnings.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just getting a cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:42A tremendous success.
04:44Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down.
05:02Way, way down.
05:03Help.
05:03Yes.
05:03The nuclei need time, which is acceptable to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes.
05:08It's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile to cement those connections.
05:13Or alliances.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes, Hilton.
05:20We're always talking about science.
05:22This is a lab of science.
05:24Okay.
05:24Well, I heard a bang and then there was like a cheer of release.
05:26So my mind went there.
05:28Where's my head?
05:29Is there good news?
05:30It was a big win.
05:31Yes.
05:31Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium.
05:35Yes.
05:37Translation.
05:37It's remarkable progress.
05:39Fuck yeah.
05:40We should celebrate.
05:41I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:44There's going to be amazing food, crazy guest lists, and you are all invited.
05:48Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:50I can't go.
05:52It's my anniversary.
05:53Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:54It would be great to see her again.
05:56Well, well.
05:59I only organize fantastic parties.
06:02You gotta come.
06:04Done.
06:04Set.
06:04Happy.
06:05See you all there.
06:08Woo!
06:10Translation, see you all there means less only.
06:13And you can't say no.
06:19Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:21Um, I don't know.
06:23I mean, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:28Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self.
06:32So, New Year, new me.
06:34I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:37Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:38I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:46Oh, the missus.
06:48She left.
06:49Was she mad?
06:51She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:53Oh, she was mad.
06:55Maybe disappointed.
06:56That's worse, isn't it?
06:59Happy New Year.
07:02Charlie, what's happening?
07:09He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Hi.
07:12Let him be.
07:14Hi.
07:19Hey, Lindy.
07:20Hey, Les.
07:23Happy anniversary.
07:26It's okay.
07:27Lay into me.
07:28I deserve it.
07:29You do.
07:33But I understand.
07:37You do?
07:38You're caught up in your work.
07:39And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:45I know I do.
07:46I did.
07:48You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:51So, I'm supporting you.
07:57Okay.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59So, I was mad.
08:02I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:09Well, then I came home and I got cozy.
08:12And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:15Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:18And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:24And now I feel better.
08:28I love you.
08:36I love you, too.
08:41Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:43And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:46I am sorry and I apologize profusely for disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:55I forgive you.
09:08It's like the big box.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Well, happy anniversary.
09:13Happy anniversary.
09:15All right.
09:16All is forgiven.
09:21Lindy!
09:25Oh, Lindy!
09:33Lindy!
09:35You got me intrigued.
09:51Happy anniversary, honey.
09:54Happy anniversary.
09:56Oh, you remembered.
10:06What is that?
10:09Your surprise.
10:13Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:16It's exactly what you think.
10:21Richard, is that really you?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:28This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:31You?
10:31And him?
10:33And her?
10:34What?
10:34You thought we would have a conversation?
10:36What?
10:37One day.
10:38This gentleman.
10:39How long?
10:40Forever!
10:41Six and a half months.
10:42Barely.
10:43Why him?
10:44He's not you.
10:46It was a chance encounter.
10:48Lindy, how could you?
10:49Because I told you the truth.
10:51I poured my heart out to you.
10:53I was vulnerable and now this.
10:55Why?
10:55Why?
10:56I did it on purpose!
11:00On purpose?
11:01Yeah, he knows why.
11:03But you forgave me.
11:05I lied!
11:06Ha ha ha!
11:10How dare you?
11:12How dare me?
11:13So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:16You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:18You baited me on a voice note, and then you exploited our wedding anniversary, and then you
11:24reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:27How is that the same?
11:29It's not.
11:30It's meant to be worse!
11:32I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:35A lie is a lie!
11:38As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:40You!
11:41You're my colleague.
11:42Yes.
11:43That's my wife.
11:44I know.
11:44Richard, what in the name of science?
11:47Like, what the fuck?
11:48Oh my god!
11:50What the fucking fuck?
12:05It's not fucking funny!
12:09You're holding a pillow.
12:10Over your tiny junk, it's so tiny.
12:13You're both so tiny.
12:15Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:17That's so cute.
12:18Fuck you.
12:19I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:21Oh yeah?
12:22Try.
12:22I mean, you're a liar!
12:24You lied!
12:26What's that?
12:26Did you say something?
12:27I fucked you!
12:27You made me insane!
12:30I fucking kill you!
12:33I think you dropped this.
12:35Fuck you!
12:37Are you tap dancing?
12:39No, fuck you!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42I think this is gone far enough!
12:45You know what, Richard?
12:47I think you're right.
12:55Hold on.
13:02This is not good.
13:03Oh, you think?
13:04You think?
13:04I can't believe you did this on purpose!
13:06On purpose!
13:07Why would you do that?
13:09Richard!
13:09Oh my god, if you're sick!
13:10Hey, hey!
13:10This is not about you!
13:11Where's my mom?
13:13Oh!
13:14No!
13:16Richard!
13:16Liz, Liz, we gotta talk about this.
13:18Liz, please.
13:19No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman, the beguiling web she weaved,
13:25the hypnotic allure of that brunch!
13:27She deceived me!
13:29She deceived both of us!
13:30No, you deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months!
13:36We share thoughts, we share science, we do not share my wife!
13:42Liz, I'm sorry.
13:42Nothing happened between us.
13:44Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly!
13:47Liz, please.
13:51Where are we going?
13:53No, no, no!
13:54No, no, no!
13:54Hello, Delores.
13:56Please, what?
13:57No!
13:58Blaspheme!
13:59No, please!
13:59Please!
14:00Liz!
14:01Liz, no!
14:02No, please!
14:03Let's!
14:03Let's!
14:04No, no, no!
14:04Ah!
14:06Don't move.
14:08No!
14:11No!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah, please, stop!
14:15I'm letting you open the door!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Please, in the name of science!
14:23How dare you, blaspheme science!
14:26No, no, no!
14:26On top of everything else!
14:28Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wait!
14:30Matron, you playmate, right, Bart?
14:32His name is fuck you.
14:34I want to play with the bird!
14:35I want to play with the bird!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:41Oh, fuck!
14:44It's, uh...
14:45The Lawrence, right?
14:48Good party!
14:50Good party!
14:51Hey!
14:54The pen!
14:56Is the pen truly mightier than the sword?
14:59Oh, my God!
15:02I'm not sure!
15:03I'm coming!
15:11Shit!
15:12Okay.
15:18Oh, I've seen children.
15:28What is that?
15:31Shut the fuck up, space-anus!
15:41Live in darkness.
15:42Richard!
15:43Oh, my God!
15:43Oh, my God!
16:09Richard!
16:12Richard!
16:26Richard!
16:31Richard!
16:38Ritchie!
16:44Ritchie!
16:47Richard!
16:49Where are you?
16:51Ritchie!
16:52I'm sorry.
16:54I know this is all my fault.
16:58Oh, fuck.
16:59That is a lot of text.
17:03Wait.
17:07What?
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12What is she?
17:15Good morning.
17:16We recently featured Pulitzer Prize winning author, Lindy Littlejohn, on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:22We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing her recently published New Yorker short story, Untitled On Purpose.
17:29The shocking allegation originated from an unexpected and personal place, a viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter,
17:37Louise Littlejohn.
17:38So, my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:43She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:47Anyway, this week, out of nowhere, mom drops a short story in the New Yorker, and everyone loses their shit
17:55over it.
17:56Well, I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
18:00Well, I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
18:00My mom didn't write it.
18:03She stole it from one of her students.
18:05What the actual fuck?
18:08She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
18:14We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment, but we were able to reach the author's mother, Diane
18:21McMichael Jones, who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize winning debut novel,
18:29My Rainbow Starts With Black.
18:31No, I have no comment, except to say I haven't read Lindy's little story, but I will say I didn't
18:41care for her portrayal of the mother character in her novel.
18:43The real crime is that Lindy made me out to be a terrible mother, which I'm not.
18:51What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn.
18:55We'll continue to follow this story and keep you updated as it develops.
19:02I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
19:05My mom didn't write it.
19:08She stole it from one of her students.
19:11The truth is, my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:13She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
19:21Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:22I didn't call it. I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:25Oh.
19:27Okay.
19:29I also have a complicated relationship with my mother.
19:32Here.
19:33The cake pop.
19:34On me.
19:35I hope you like vanilla.
19:38Thank you, St. Lulu to Lulu.
19:55That's nice.
19:57You're excited for today, too.
19:58Thank you for joining us on the video.
20:00You're like, okay, what are youinas or her heirs?
20:01You're welcome.
20:05You're welcome.
20:06You're welcome.
20:06The cake pop.
20:06I'm being here.
20:07I'm being here for the Face ID.
20:33Here's to us
20:34I thought you were bringing in us
20:36Fuck that us
20:37New year, new less
20:38Wow, who knew
20:39Hey
20:42No Lindy tonight?
20:43No, no, she's at home under a blanket
20:44Not in a party mood
20:45Oh, well, I can't say I blame her
20:48That interview turned into quite the Greek tragedy
20:52But you can tell me
20:53I won't tell anyone
20:55Other than everyone
20:57Did you do it?
20:58Plagiarize the story?
20:59Oh, I don't know
21:01What? I don't know
21:02Right answer
21:03Deny, deny, deny
21:05All set for tonight?
21:06Everything is in place
21:07Great
21:08Hilton?
21:08Oh, General
21:09I have a word
21:11Oh, of course
21:13Looking forward to the party trick
21:15Party trick?
21:16What?
21:16A performance
21:17There are several important private equity investors here
21:20That Hilton would love to impress with a preview of your tech
21:23Absolutely not
21:25I am a scientist
21:26Not a party clown
21:27You know the tech is incomplete
21:29What am I supposed to do?
21:30Fake it?
21:31No
21:31It's just a preview
21:32Short and sweet
21:34The corn is small
21:35Ta-da
21:36The corn is big
21:37Ta-da
21:38End of story
21:39It's fraud
21:40It's sale
21:40It's my ass in prison
21:42Is what it is
21:42I've already got a journalist poking around the lab asking questions about bot the explainers
21:47Med bot brother-in-law
21:48What's to stop Niels exposing me?
21:51Let me worry about Niels and your ass
21:54It is one worth saving
21:57Tonight
21:57The only thing on your mind should be
22:01Nobel
22:02Nobel?
22:04Nobel
22:09Do you see what I say?
22:16That's Dr. Amiel Schofhausen
22:18Nobel Prize recipient and current committee member
22:21Chair, in fact
22:23I did my postgraduate work on Dr. Schofhausen's theory of entanglement swapping
22:27He is a bona fide science genius
22:29Yes, yes, yes
22:30Just imagine what the support of a man like that would do for your crew
22:33Oh
22:35It's just a preview
22:37Short and sweet
22:39Small and big
22:43Ta-da
22:59Hey
23:00Why are you here?
23:01Why are any of us here?
23:02Oh, God
23:03Is this where we are?
23:04Um, well
23:05Everyone else is
23:06Down the hall
23:07Getting drunk as hell
23:08Watching the tourists in Times Square
23:09Freeze their asses off
23:10We're doing a shot
23:11Every time a police horse
23:12Takes a dump
23:13I need something different
23:15In my life
23:21What's this?
23:22Something different
23:29Did you open this?
23:30No
23:31Yes
23:31It's my job
23:32My eyes than yours
23:46Ow
23:47Fuck
23:49What do I do?
23:51It's him
23:52I know it
23:52You answer it
23:53You answer it
23:54It's your job
23:57I'm actually off the clock
23:58So you answer it
24:00Fuck
24:07Hello, this is Terry
24:08Yeah, it's me
24:09It's Lindy
24:10Oh, I'm not missing this shit show
24:11Your phone
24:12Is off
24:13For just this reason
24:16You're hiding from me
24:17Because you failed me
24:19No, no, no, no
24:20You failed me
24:22What happened to do nothing
24:24Say nothing
24:24You don't understand
24:26I am so small
24:28I needed something
24:32Well
24:34You're about to get smaller
24:36Lindy, the damage has been done
24:38The Pulitzer Committee is meeting
24:40And there's talk of rescinding your award
24:42No
24:43No, not really
24:44No, they can't
24:45They can
24:46And they most likely will
24:48But
24:49But
24:50But
24:51But why am I without it?
24:55A former client
24:59Terry
25:01Brutal
25:02But warranted
25:03Lindy, I tried
25:04I really tried
25:05But I'm somehow still clean
25:06In this, this, this
25:07Shitstorm
25:08Shit sandwich
25:08Shitnado
25:09Shitnado
25:11I warned you, Lindy
25:12And you chose Jenna over me
25:14Over our friendship
25:16Our partnership
25:19I can't believe I'm saying this
25:20But I
25:21I
25:28I'm officially cutting ties with you
25:31Terry
25:33Please, no
25:35Please don't leave me
25:37I
25:37I have no one
25:38I am totally alone here
25:41I have my
25:42My own mother
25:42My daughter
25:44My husband
25:45Les fucking hates me
25:46It is truly over
25:48Between us now
25:50And I can't
25:51Lose you too
25:55I'm sorry it's come to this
26:09Hey, you had to
26:10I know it's hard
26:11I'll miss her too
26:13Oh, um
26:14Miss Oldham
26:15Happy New Year
26:16Nothing happy
26:16Nothing new
26:17Why did you offer
26:18A Jackie Baldwin
26:19A six-figure book deal
26:21When I've seen
26:21No Jackie
26:22No book
26:23No email
26:23No proposal
26:24Sid
26:24She is the next big thing
26:26Yeah, well you better hope so
26:27No Lindy
26:29No Jackie
26:29No imprint
26:33Love the top
26:36Paper trail
26:37You're unclean
26:39So are you
26:41Fuck
26:59Now
27:01I need
27:03A volunteer
27:07Sorry
27:24That's fantastic
27:26That's wonderful
27:28Corn has been miniaturized
27:30Into what appears to be
27:32One-tenth its original size
27:35One-twelfth
27:36To be precise
27:37And now
28:02Two-minute warning
28:09Dr. Littlejohn
28:11It's been an explosive evening
28:17Click the corn
28:18Go
28:24Here we are
28:25I was just saying
28:26To Dr. Schofhausen
28:27Who was expecting
28:28An explosion
28:29How clever it was
28:30That we mitigated
28:31The explosion
28:32By storing
28:33The exothermally generated
28:34Energy on a subatomic level
28:36Yes, it was an explosive
28:39Discovery
28:43To an explosive new year
28:46To an explosive new year
28:46To an explosive new year
29:10What is the point?
29:22Richie, you're alive.
29:24Oh, my God.
29:25No, no, no.
29:26You disgust me.
29:29I mean it.
29:30I'm disgusted.
29:31It consumes me.
29:33My heart, my mind, my soul.
29:36Everything hurts.
29:37Richie.
29:38Oh, God.
29:39I'm so sorry.
29:40But I...
29:40But.
29:41Well, but...
29:42But.
29:44A true apology should never include a qualifier.
29:48You're right.
29:50I'm sorry, no but.
29:52What I did was inexcusable.
29:56I had no idea Les was going to react like that.
29:59I didn't think it through.
30:00I...
30:01I suppose a reaction of that magnitude couldn't have been predicted.
30:05I...
30:06I need you.
30:08Now more than ever, you have no idea what has happened to me.
30:13What happened to you?
30:15Yeah.
30:16The...
30:17The...
30:17The...
30:17I have the floor.
30:20Okay.
30:20I'm going to finish my monologue.
30:22Of course.
30:24I was forced to do unspeakable things to one of God's beloved creatures.
30:29I was coerced into abandoning my moral code and playing a part in your marital folly.
30:35But I am not above reproach.
30:38I am guilty on two counts.
30:41One in the name of love.
30:42And the other...
30:44In the name of science.
30:46It's...
30:47I believe in Les.
30:48I believe he'll solve the restoration formula before his 30-day deadline.
30:53And I will...
30:55Bank him!
30:57To forgive me.
30:59Then I will throw myself at the mercy of science in the hopes of being restored to my regular size.
31:09Did you say 30-day deadline?
31:14That is what you heard?
31:15No.
31:16No.
31:16I heard it all.
31:18The folly and the...
31:20Les and the...
31:21But...
31:22But?
31:22But!
31:23But!
31:23But what the fuck is the 30-day deadline?
31:26According to the contract, Les has 30 days.
31:29The solda formula.
31:30Or he's fired and the tech reverts to Hilton.
31:32But he has 22 days left.
31:39He only ever had 30 days.
31:41And now he only has...
31:4322.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:45Oh, it's closer to 21, actually.
31:49Another fucking lie!
31:51Oh, my golly.
31:52Right?
31:53No.
31:54Wait, where are you going?
31:54I need space from you.
31:57Okay, but...
31:59I'm getting my own place.
32:05Oh, fucking less.
32:08He is going to pay for this.
32:15What kind of monster makes a horrible TikTok video about their own mother?
32:20You are a spoiled child and a lying liar.
32:22Ooh, mommy mad?
32:25If you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear DJ Todd's remake!
32:35You're a liar!
32:36Mind drop, mind drop, mind drop, mind drop!
32:39Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar.
32:47Monster, that monster, that monster, that liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar.
32:48Like, you're going to die.
32:49That liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar,
32:53liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar,
32:53liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar.
33:02who are you what who are you i don't recognize you i'm saint lulu de lulu you gotta have that
33:11right hey i read the book how fucking lindy was my move very see i think you missed the point
33:20that was the point
33:24want another drink sure boss me too face yourself to lulu
33:39can i fucking help you i don't want your help wow judgment from the shirtless wonder she's your mom
33:47she's a liar you'll regret it fuck that i am her literal regret are you sure are living up to
33:56that
33:57title aren't you
34:18you good i'm peeing you're scrolling
34:27fuck off tarzan no one made you come here my bladder made me come here you think you're so
34:33clever i know you came here tonight to see me yes this is the guy who followed me into the
34:38bathroom
34:40what if i did does that frighten you a little did you buy that
34:49kind of wanted to is that bad
34:52kind of
34:55she kind of liked it
34:58you did you followed me in here
35:03busted
35:11lindy
35:13lindy
35:13lindy
35:14lindy
35:15guess who's getting his big prize
35:24this is gonna open a bottle
35:26but not to be open never
35:28me
35:31oh
35:32that's
35:33richard
35:34richard
35:37dolores
35:38richard
35:44is that blood
35:45who's blood
35:48is that human flesh
35:50come on
35:51richard
35:52richard
35:54richard i'm
35:55i'm sorry
35:56i'm sorry
35:59richard
35:59i was angry and i was hurt and i thought a few pecs would even the score
36:06richard
36:09richard
36:11please
36:12please richard
36:14reveal yourself
36:19lindy
36:30richard
36:31lindy
36:31lindy
36:33tidak
36:34total
36:34lindy
36:36elohim
36:48lindy
37:00Are you anonymous?
37:02That is the only way this works.
37:11Okay.
37:13I'm not used to the whole cloak and dagger routine.
37:16Not scientific American.
37:18Do you know who I am?
37:19Yeah, you're anonymous.
37:24You passed.
37:26Drive.
37:35Oh.
37:42Richard.
37:43Janet.
37:45Happy New Year.
37:46Happy New Year to you two.
37:48Oh, what happened to your head?
37:51Oh, I just, I had an altercation with a bird.
37:55On the farm?
37:56Yeah, something like that.
37:57So, listen, I just wanted to say thank you for the quill pen.
38:03It saved my life.
38:05Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.
38:08I can attest to that.
38:10Where are you?
38:11I'm at the lab in the creepy basement.
38:15Here to reboot the thermal energy tank.
38:19You drew the short straw again?
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23Bob should have stepped up.
38:25Oh, yeah.
38:26It's okay.
38:26I was out anyway.
38:28Uh-huh.
38:29You on a date?
38:31No, no.
38:32I was, um, it was a work event.
38:34You wouldn't guess where.
38:37Tell me everything.
38:38It was at Hilton's mansion.
38:40He invited all of us, me and the bobs.
38:42Well, not the bobs.
38:52I was, um, it was a work event.
39:33Oh, fuck!
39:35Oh, fuck!
39:36Oh, fuck!
39:38Oh, no!
39:43Happy New Year, lad!
39:45Oh!
39:57Where's Richard?
39:59Who knows?
40:00Weren't you the last one to see him?
40:03How's the formula coming, huh?
40:05What have you got, 22 days left, or is it technically 21 now?
40:09Lindy!
40:10Either way, I bet you're so close!
40:14Make that the epitaph of my tiny headstone, fucker.
40:18I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you!
40:21And I'm not worried!
40:23I've accepted!
40:24You can't solve the formula!
40:26I will solve the formula!
40:28You lie even to yourself!
40:31I've made peace with being six inches tall!
40:34I even kind of like it!
40:36And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a living hell!
40:42What?
40:42Why?
40:43Careful, sweetie.
40:45Your ass is on fire!
40:58Oh, God.
41:00I've created a tiny monster.
41:07Oh!
41:08Oh, no!
41:14The stars have claimed one of their own.
41:20It's been an honor, Space Colonel.
41:41What the fuck?
41:46I'll see your tiny cat, Dr. Little John.
41:49And raise you a tiny, silenced reporter.
41:57Whoa!
41:58Duh.
42:01Duh.
42:03Ah!
42:05Ah!
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