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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:54What's count?
01:58Close one, close one.
02:00General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
03:59Let's do it.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:38richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:52i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:01you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance
05:19to fix the formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's
05:25happened just think about your future and mine
05:33your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie richie richie
05:56you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
06:58what don't you see
07:06what don't you see
07:08what i mean
07:13what i mean
07:17what i mean
07:36Oh, my God.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:26Fuck!
08:27You made a fucking canoe!
08:31I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you!
08:35I will win!
08:41Oh, come on!
08:59if you're hurt answer me we can call a timeout
09:04i don't know what to do i don't know what to do
09:09i'm coming lindy i'm coming and i'm trusting oh this is the time out lindy we're free right
09:20i'm here now
09:28my pathetic hero i called a timeout i didn't agree
09:34oh you're a poor sport and a monster you deserved it you're a sore loser you prayed upon the last
09:42shred of my compassion good now we're even time in so there was a timeout in your mind i'm dumbing
09:50down to play along oh you don't need to dumb down you've been dining on a dumb luck for the
09:54last 20
09:55fucking years dumb luck that's what jealous resentful people call talent talent is the battle
10:02crime on housewives over midday chardonnay i teach yeah those who can't do
10:09who's the saying you want to see a woman's future look at a mother well you are your mother
10:13that's not even the saying idiot i'm no idiot i'm a literal genius who's out of ideas a science has
10:22been who will be so close for the rest of his life at least i started something and finished it
10:28and won that nobel you want to fuck so bad i will kill us both before letting you win it
10:36start and finish i win again well you know there's just one thing i'd love to finish
10:42you
10:43all right already
11:02what what happened to you your eye
11:08ew nothing why are you here you're late what time is it presentation time you're not answering
11:14your phone
11:15hey hey down here
11:17wait a second
11:19he made me tiny down here hey
11:21just a minute
11:23fuck me
11:28five minutes i'll be right behind you
11:51hi lulu
11:53hi tiny mom
11:55oh funny
11:57i'm back at school
11:59uh how did it go with the review board
12:02it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing
12:08oh yeah i get that instinct
12:12what would you do
12:14uh
12:15okay let me think
12:17um well
12:19i know you're excited i called don't make it a thing i will hang up
12:23got it
12:25i would want to bail too
12:28but
12:30older
12:30tiny me
12:33might come to regret that
12:35like regret what
12:37it's self-destructive
12:40and they control the narrative
12:47lulu
12:48that's
12:51pretty good parenting
12:53what the fuck
12:56i might know a thing or two about a thing or two
12:58there she is
13:00i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um
13:04i was thinking
13:05you get to hold this my husband shrunk me shit over dad for like
13:10forever
13:12like
13:12you could be tiny for
13:14forever
13:15which
13:16that's kind of cool but
13:19is it cool forever
13:21you know i'm just saying you know
13:23forever leverage
13:24yeah i'm not thrilled with the idea of forever
13:27uh but i currently
13:29don't have a choice
13:30so i am making peace with it
13:32are you stamping your tiny foot right now
13:35and if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again
13:39funny
13:40just thoughts
13:42okay
13:44i think i know what i'm gonna do
13:45but i want it to be a cliffhanger
13:49bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me
14:14but then you're gonna love me
14:15i need a third option
14:17sid called
14:18oh
14:19ultimatum
14:19lindy's second book
14:21or your imprint is dead
14:23like her patience
14:24lindy doesn't have a second book
14:26or does she
14:27no she does not
14:28hell yes
14:29she does
14:31ultimatum
14:31jackie finished her novel
14:33untitled on purpose
14:34that was quick
14:35well she's prolific
14:36and driven
14:37and willing
14:38but i have a strict moral code
14:40huh
14:40so let's wheel and deal
14:42you get the book
14:43slap lindy's name on it
14:44save your imprint
14:45or
14:48my dad
14:50he doesn't know anything about this yet
14:52yeah so i did a little research and it's true
14:55jackie finished her novel and um your cowboy has a daughter and it's hell
15:01this is the hate part but like let's just focus on the love part
15:05which is what exactly
15:08whatever you choose
15:11it's an ethics test
15:12it's an ethics test
15:13your imprint
15:13or my dad
15:14lies
15:15or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me
15:31which means i choose him whatever his name may be
15:34love the me choice
15:35hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem
15:40first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip
15:45that seems philip
15:46goes by flip
15:47flip
15:50i flipped
15:51for flip
15:52oh god
15:54that's a good thing right
15:55very
15:57how does one solve
15:59the problem
16:00of feeding the world
16:02only
16:03less
16:04little john knows
16:05now what if we could take say
16:07an ear of corn
16:09and shrink it
16:10to a fraction
16:11where is this jackass
16:13i can assure you
16:15he'll be here
16:16a hundred
16:17a thousand
16:18ears of corn
16:29i know i'm late
16:30i know i just
16:31i just need a minute
16:36i fell down
16:37oh really
16:38mount kilimanjaro
16:39yes practically yes
16:40hilton
16:42is going to sell the tech
16:44to the military
16:45very bang to boom
16:47he said
16:48what after we solve
16:49we're hungry
16:50instead of
16:51tiny soldiers
16:53tiny missiles
16:55big surprise
16:56but i am so
16:57close
16:58for real
16:59i know
17:00i believe you
17:01now hilton owns the tech
17:03he's gonna do with it
17:04whatever he wants anyway
17:05but
17:05we
17:06can't be party to that
17:08so
17:09walk
17:10no run
17:11you
17:11run
17:12away
17:13i
17:16i don't think
17:17i can
17:17give them what
17:18they want
17:18you out
17:19the tech and
17:20government hands
17:21but
17:21not
17:22the restoration
17:23okay
17:24what about my
17:25nobel
17:25what if i'm
17:26what if i'm
17:26out of ideas
17:27um
17:29it's time
17:33less
17:33you
17:35have the fate
17:36of the planet
17:37in your hands
17:39me
17:40don't fuck it up
17:47i see you
17:49looking at me
17:51judging me
17:52like
17:54smug
17:55dicks
17:56but
17:57you
17:57will never
17:59judge me
17:59as harsh
18:00as i judge
18:01myself
18:02i've realized
18:03that
18:04i've been
18:05trying to live up
18:06to others
18:06expectations
18:07of me
18:08i don't know
18:09what i want
18:10from myself
18:12and i thought
18:13that was a
18:13problem
18:15but it's not
18:18it's just
18:19the process
18:20and
18:21i can figure
18:22that out
18:23here
18:25or somewhere
18:26else
18:29honestly
18:32i'm okay
18:32either way
18:48any chance
18:50you might
18:51be swinging
18:52by the
18:53airport
18:53tonight
19:10he looks
19:12fucking
19:12nuts
19:13yes
19:14quite
19:14science
19:16is not
19:17magic
19:18no
19:20there is
19:21no
19:22ta-da
19:22there is
19:23not
19:23it is
19:25work
19:25hard work
19:27evidently
19:30it's
19:31frustration
19:32it's
19:33passion
19:34it's
19:35misery
19:35and joy
19:36and it's
19:37fear
19:37you can
19:38spend
19:39years
19:39lost
19:40wandering
19:41among the
19:41trees
19:42wishing
19:42hoping
19:43maybe even
19:44praying
19:44which
19:44goes against
19:46all established
19:47scientific
19:47understanding
19:48that maybe
19:48one day
19:49you will
19:49finally
19:51see the
19:51forest
19:52well
19:55today is
19:56that day
20:00let's finish
20:01what we
20:01started
20:10here are
20:11my final
20:11thoughts
20:15h hat
20:16equals
20:16h bar
20:16omega
20:17times
20:17a
20:17dagger
20:18a
20:18plus
20:19one
20:20half
20:22plus
20:25plus
20:25p
20:26hat
20:26squared
20:26over
20:282
20:28m
20:28plus
20:292
20:30over
20:31m
20:31omega
20:31squared
20:33x
20:33squared
20:34which
20:37which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10janet
21:11invert
21:12m omega
21:14squared
21:14x squared
21:15over
21:172
21:17bob's
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega
21:27squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:302
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:341
21:352
21:410
21:421
21:432
21:481
21:491
21:502
21:551
22:012
22:031
22:032
22:043
22:042
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people.
22:41Three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:46Translation?
22:48Ta-da!
22:57Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:36I did it.
23:38I did it!
23:41Yes!
23:42We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton!
23:49The corn!
23:50Mathematica!
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
24:02Delicious!
24:03Sweet!
24:05And crisp!
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Come in.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh dear.
24:15Oh god.
24:17Oh my god.
24:19Oh!
24:20Oh!
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Less!
24:23Oh, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a minute!
24:26Less!
24:27Less!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist!
24:29Give us a twist!
24:30Ta-da!
24:33I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you.
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome list.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And that something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, I imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired.
26:21Permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:35I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes.
26:50When someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you.
26:55You have no choice.
26:57But to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that.
27:03Is never going to stop.
27:06You.
27:08Are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting.
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:31And then.
27:34Leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate.
27:39Makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes.
27:46That is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10Lindy.
28:12Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:40Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose?
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21All right.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:33I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:35I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:47What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57Well, what am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So, I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so, I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
30:59Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:12Magoo, stop!
31:14Dad!
31:14Dad!
31:16Stop!
31:17I'm tired!
31:21So, be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:26You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah, you know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin, when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:10Mm?
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:45Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:58And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy.
33:05Is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22Uh, from what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:36I'm done.
33:38I'm done.
33:50Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
33:53I'm done.
34:10What's my stuff?
34:13Hey, I know you can see me! Open the fucking door!
34:20My ID's not working!
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him! I took him home! It's fucking Lindy's cat!
34:45I hate that cat!
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52Aren't you gonna let me in?!
34:56Oh, fuck this!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfuckers?!
35:09It's my fucking world!
35:11It's mine!
35:18Damn!
35:20Oh!
35:21Oh, damn it!
35:27What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:51I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:04We have nothing.
36:08Well, I...
36:10I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Less.
36:16The Nobel was never on the table.
36:20They were always going to steal your tack.
36:23Martin.
36:24Without the Nobel...
36:28I'm not worthy.
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me.
36:56Seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:03I can't get her out of my head.
37:06She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're gonna have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now.
37:32What?
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34It's really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat?
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're gonna drive me.
37:41Why do you eat her?
37:41Come on.
37:42Why?
37:42What are you...
37:57Fuck.
38:08Come on.
38:09Come on.
38:11Come on.
38:12Come on.
38:13Come on.
38:13Come on.
38:13Okay.
38:13Okay.
38:14Okay.
38:14Okay.
38:14The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15Okay?
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18I'm the wrong one, but I just...
38:19I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:21What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37No, no, listen.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Richie!
38:42Hey, mommy!
38:45Yes, cause it's gone, daddy gone.
38:48Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:50Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:54Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:57Love is gone away.
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:10When I see you, thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:18Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:20Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:24Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:25It's gone, daddy gone.
39:26Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:28Fitting smiles, oh yes.
39:32Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:35But where she is now, I can always guess.
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:40It's gone, daddy gone.
39:43It's gone, daddy gone.
39:46It's gone, daddy gone.
39:49It's gone, daddy gone.
39:49It's gone, daddy gone.
39:50It's gone, daddy gone.
39:51Love is gone away.
39:52Gone away.
39:55Gone away.
39:59Gone away.
40:00Gone away.
40:05Gone away.
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