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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:58It's a close one.
01:58It's a close one.
02:00General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:35Yes.
04:36Now move.
04:39Richie.
04:41Please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:01You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27And mine.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration
05:38and a scientific discovery for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death
06:06than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:15You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:22The curve.
06:23Follow the curve.
06:26The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:38What's the map?
06:39What is it that you don't see?
06:53What...
06:56Don't...
06:59You...
07:00See?
07:07Mommy.
07:09Mommy?
08:04Yes, check up.
08:11Ah!
08:13Ah!
08:14Ah!
08:16Ah!
08:17Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:22Ah!
08:22Where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch!
08:26Fuck!
08:27Ah!
08:28You made a fucking canoe!
08:30You!
08:31I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you!
08:35I will win!
08:36Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:43Ah!
08:44Oh, come on!
08:48Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Oh, come on!
08:54Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:56If you're hurt, answer me, and we can call a time out!
09:04I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do!
09:07Oh, look!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting!
09:15This is the timeout, Lindy!
09:18We're free, right?
09:20I'm here now!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:34You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:00Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:05I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel, you want to fuck so bad?
10:32I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:43Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46Ow!
10:49Ow!
10:53Ow!
10:53All right, already!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:03Watch!
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just in a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay.
12:16Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing.
12:22I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:24I would want to bail too, but older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:35Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:50That's pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:43I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:36Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and, um, your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:00So, this is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:33Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:56How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:02Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction...
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:47Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close, for real, for real.
17:00I know, I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:19You out, the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:32Listen, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me, judging me.
17:53Like, smug dicks.
17:56But, you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:19And I can figure that out here, or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:19No.
19:20There is no...
19:22Ta-da!
19:22There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:34It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding.
19:48That maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well, today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:08Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H hat equals H bar omega times A dagger A plus one half plus...
20:25Plus P hat squared over two M plus two over M omega squared, uh, X squared, which...
21:01It's upside down.
21:06It's inverted.
21:09Janet, invert.
21:13M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:18Bombs, invert.
21:20Invert!
21:25M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:32Carl, implement.
22:02BGM
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people.
22:41Three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:46Translation?
22:47Ta-da!
22:57Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Left Little John.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:36I did it.
23:38I did it!
23:41Yes!
23:42We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, not-
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
23:54Let's go.
23:56Let's go.
24:01Let's go.
24:03Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did, dude.
24:09Come in.
24:12Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Less.
24:23Whoa!
24:24Whoa!
24:25Whoa!
24:25Give me some space!
24:26Oh!
24:34Whoa!
24:34Whoa!
24:34Whoa!
24:36Whoa!
24:37i got you fuck yeah you did awesome less
24:44oppenheimer's got nothing on you huh thank you
24:49thank you man let's talk numbers what the fuck let's talk numbers yeah
25:10oh no you didn't
25:16okay i fucking hate tape measures it is time you knew the truth about dr less little john
25:25all right mills you want to know more about less a secret project here i am okay
25:36oh is it the corn are you sick no it's not the corn uh somebody emailed something something
25:41not good uh to a journalist and that something is going to destroy me just one nils is that
25:47the journalist yes how did you know you mentioned him before yes well imagine what he could do if
25:52had something on me something big uh small but very big what do i do you sit
26:02relax today is your day no it's our day we did it partners
26:15don't worry about nils vivian's taking care of it nils has retired permanently nils is not a problem
26:27he's not who sent you the email tell vivian who is your problem are you going third person i find
26:36it
26:36effective in situations such as this now tell vivian
26:45fine doesn't matter who
26:49sometimes when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them
26:59because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop you are going to have
27:09to stop them
27:12does that scare you no yes no uh a little i'm not suggesting you physically murder someone
27:20did you think that no yes no a little no i'm only suggesting
27:26get creative why yes get creative and then leave the rest to fate fate makes its own choices
27:45yes yes that is creative come on nils
27:59write me back write me back nils jesus
28:05come on nils lindy
28:13lindy i have a surprise for you
28:17i'm unarmed there's no tricks up these sleeves i come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24i solved the restoration formula i can make you big again if that's something you're interested in
28:39going to celebrate
28:43i've decided we're keeping him yeah he won't play ball you don't know that i do actually it's kind of
28:53my
28:53thing just fire him i can get him to play less his brain is a valuable asset to us more
29:01valuable than
29:01mine or yours you're making me choose you're making me choose well then we should both choose wisely
29:16what i'm not even blocking you just go around
29:21all right
29:27you better not be with me oh no it's true i did it i remain a literal genius look
29:36i miniaturized and restored mr magoo how's that proof i never saw him tiny i hate that cat well that's
29:44funny he told me he hates you too what's that magoo huh
29:52you're hungry poor thing he's been through a lot
29:57what am i saying you know sorta well gotta feed him be inhumane not to right you know
30:06dr carmichael said that i can't force change on you so i'm having second thoughts about making you big
30:15i think i've learned that i have to accept you for who you are the way you are
30:21and that you're never gonna stop
30:25i gotta eat myself worked up quite the appetite i think i deserve a good meal
30:31and so i bid you farewell and i wish you the best of luck
30:40i'll leave it up to fate
30:55good kitty
30:58easy muckerel
30:59easy
31:02easy
31:21so be honest when i took a bite of the sweet corn did you think i was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't did i i don't know i mean i i mean not really but but you know
31:29i was thinking
31:30um trust the map trust the map that's what i oh did you see hilton did you see his face
31:35was he
31:35scared i didn't focus on hilton yeah that guy let's focus on me instead let's focus on us
31:42yeah i'm the golden boy cheers to me cheers to us and everything we want to accomplish together
31:51you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it but i can't believe it because you know
31:54i did
31:54make fucking history if only lindy could see me now right lindy yeah you know i saw her in my
32:01science
32:01thoughts at the podium um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up bang that was it i
32:08got
32:08it invert lindy helped you with science yeah i guess you know cheers to me again
32:20yeah you're not really eating i feel ill yeah so do i a little bit in my stomach i think
32:25it's
32:25excitement less we shared we got personal we have secrets i thought we were partners
32:37a scientist standing in front of another scientist yeah of course you helped helped yeah like lindy
32:48helped you both helped but i plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech um when i win the nobel
32:56and
32:56not lindy and then everyone will know that you contributed and not lindy and that's very important
33:02to me not lindy is more important to you than us not really following exactly
33:19i think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office oh yes good idea
33:26we need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment can i uh order you anything else
33:35i'm done
33:49uh is that is she leaving
34:07Fuck?
34:11What's my stuff?
34:14Hey!
34:15I know you can see me! Open the fucking door!
34:20My ID's not working!
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:36I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him! I took him home! It's fucking Lindy's cat! I hate that cat!
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52Oh, you're gonna let me in!
34:56Oh, fuck this!
34:57Yes!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfuckers!
35:09It's my fucking world!
35:11It's mine!
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:39Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:50I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:03We have nothing.
36:08Well, I...
36:10I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Less.
36:16The Nobel was never on the table.
36:20They were always going to steal your tack.
36:24Martin, without the Nobel,
36:28I'm not worthy.
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:53Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me.
36:56Seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:03Can't get her out of my head.
37:05She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're gonna have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now.
37:32What?
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34It's really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat!
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:39What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're gonna drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42What?
37:42Why?
37:43What are you...
37:46I'll explain to you from what you think for me?
37:55I'll explain.
38:04Arise, as well.
38:05No, no, no!
38:06What?
38:13the fat lady hasn't done that okay you're alive you're alive wrong one but i just i'm trying to
38:19reconcile less the husband and less the scientist what drives a man to just generosity and compassion
38:25towards science and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife i just tell me why i'm asking
38:32you again why less richie what no no no this is not the time listen why marry a man
39:03when i see you
39:07eyes will turn blue when i see you thousand eyes turning blue
39:16cause it's gone day gone love is gone gone day gone
39:21it's gone day gone
39:24beautiful girl lovely dress
39:28zipping smiles oh yes
39:31beautiful girl lovely dress
39:34but where she is now i can only guess
39:37cause it's gone daddy gone
39:40it's gone daddy gone
39:43it's gone daddy gone
39:46it's gone daddy gone
39:49love is gone away
39:51gone away
39:54gone away
39:57gone away
40:09you
40:11you
40:11you
40:13you
40:13You
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