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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04oh
03:11oh
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15oh
03:17everything is fine
03:18oh my god
03:19don't freak out
03:20oh
03:22oh
03:25oh
03:26oh
03:27oh
03:29oh
03:30oh
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room!
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny!
07:18Ha!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And, I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:52Ha!
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:33Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:48Why?
08:49Ah!
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be little.
09:03Hey, Lindy.
09:07I'm gonna need a minute!
09:17you can you can refilm the ladies cup too she's on her way she's gone back to her husband no
09:25they always do not this time no no because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:36how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:44there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so no no no no
10:27no of course of course
10:28i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:45barton can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time
11:14i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me
11:25which makes me so sad
11:29makes me so sad
11:33fuck you but yeah
11:41well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:44what
11:46happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait
11:54and legible
11:55happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute
12:01oh and functional
12:02happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute
12:08and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped a mailbox
12:16never put it together
12:17you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you
12:26no no no no less
12:28take me with you
12:29i'm portable
12:30you will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32i feel very not safe
12:33i feel very
12:34small and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen
12:39something did
12:40something else
12:41beyond the accident
12:43but i have to go to the lab
12:44and i have to go to the lab so i can fix you
12:45please lass i do not want to be alone
12:47please i'm scared
12:49well what if i can show you
12:50that um
12:52being small isn't scary
12:54oh god
12:54i've always wondered what the world would look like if i were six inches tall
12:58not me
12:59i could show you
13:01no i i don't
13:03aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise
13:10trust me
13:14okay
13:15this is crazy
13:19oh my god
13:22oh my god
13:23oh my god
13:30oh my god
13:35oh my god
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing her.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:45It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:13Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:24Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:30Merry Christmas to me!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:43Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I know why...
15:48My goodness, me,mente!
15:49Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh, my goodness.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
15:59Oh.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:05Ohh.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:08Aww.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt, I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:31I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Go.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:19Try defending me.
21:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:26no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:34no, no, no, no.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Waltz.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We took the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
22:54It's only a few days.
22:56It's only a few days.
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right
23:33okay i'm coming in now oh now-ish
24:04Magoo stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:17Magoo come here
24:22ow fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come in my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried
25:23is everything all right at home you know with your wife lindy lindy's her name right
25:27yes richard she's fine good good
25:29yeah
25:30she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:39that's wonderful that's wonderful
25:41richard get your butt inside
25:44i'm sorry to use profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
25:52i'll see you later
26:01i'll see you later
26:03Les
26:04Les
26:09that is a toy
26:14oh
26:16he left me
26:19right
26:19right
26:23why
26:24i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:29huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colon
26:41colon
26:42colonel
26:43colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it
27:10i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:27oh
27:27well
27:28it will work i mean
27:30the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly what does it was the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:57and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bob's
28:07gone
28:09but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30hello
28:30yes he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:35less
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:05what is this
29:08i want xx
29:09no
29:13no
29:17no
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like
29:25shakespeare bars guard well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm um
29:35just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
29:45you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:13any room over here
30:24oh right okay
30:29looks good okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:54guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:25oh less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared
32:24over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55complete
33:12let's make history
33:42let's make history
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:04richard
34:05bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result
34:16molecular disequilibrium
34:18eraser bob
34:19c medic
34:20bring in fred
34:21clean up an aisle
34:22everywhere
34:24richard
34:24waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27we'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:32no you won't
34:33if this is your definition of close we have a big problem
34:37you working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today
34:41moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me
34:46no no no no no no um this is not how we work here we are making history okay that
34:55corn
34:56was regular size was regular size it's incredible as a scientist how can you not see that reports equipment results
35:02any spending whatsoever everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break
35:10room
35:10can i explain my fiber deficient okay everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian i don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bob you don't need to worry about your
35:21oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging
35:30i don't care about the money of course you don't you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing
35:36your logo
35:37i had to open the books well it had to be perfect what irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's
35:45no longer your money it's hilton smith's money this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i
35:52run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable and it's ridiculous and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to
36:02talk to hilton right now
36:03well good luck reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of guam
36:11guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow together these ladders are an osha violation
36:21you're an osha violation
36:25dear hairy jesus and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3129 days not helpful not the point
36:43oh what have i done
36:52midnight
36:53midnight
36:55midnight
37:00and a rendezvous
37:16midnight
37:16no it's my phone
37:19oh it's my phone
37:20oh it's my phone
37:21oh oh
37:25coming coming coming
37:27what
37:41oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
37:43oh
37:50oh
38:00fuck did you just say something
38:09oh
38:09am i losing my mind
38:11oh
38:17i can see me in you
38:23oh
38:25oh
38:26oh
38:27what is that
38:27oh
38:30oh
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40:12Help!
40:17Help!
40:21What the...
40:23Oh, oh.
40:26Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh.
40:37Ruby! Hold on!
40:39I'll save you!
40:44Oh, oh.
40:45Oh, oh.
40:49Just let it go.
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river.
40:59Too many lonely stars have dripped it out to sea.
41:04You lay your bets and then you pay the price.
41:07The things we do for love.
41:09The things we do for love.
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer.
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone.
41:22The weather's turned and all the lights are down.
41:25The things we do for love.
41:27The things we do for love.
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Well, yeah, every woman
41:53If you want to help
41:58Then you're looking for the loveing
42:03your love If you
42:03do for love Then you're
42:03looking for the love If you do
42:03it for love You're looking
42:08for your love The thing we
42:10do for love You're looking
42:19for love The sencill we
42:19do for love And you're
42:20You
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