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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't Harla
03:19no no no say no
03:30no
03:31no no no
03:34I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:00There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry!
04:34Well now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No! Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck Les!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay!
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:33Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:36Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize!
05:40You're my wife!
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:44Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:48Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked.
07:56Perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:27Calm!
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:31Ow!
08:36Ow!
08:50Hey, Lindy!
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little
09:04He's been awake
09:13Thank you
09:15You can
09:18You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Cuz we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:37How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:08Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:14Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No, I've not heard from Les
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
10:54He's suffering?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't wanna keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:33Fuck you
11:34But
11:35Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:45Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:07How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't wanna know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no, Les
12:28Take me with you, I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
12:59I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:15This is crazy
13:19Oh, my God
13:22Oh, my God
13:23Oh, my God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really, really big.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:53Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:49Oh!
15:52Oh, God!
15:54Oh, God!
15:55Oh!
15:57Oh, my God!
15:59Oh!
15:59Hey!
16:00It's-
16:01Oh!
16:01It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06Ugh!
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26And you could maybe snort it
16:28I don't know
16:28I'm Scarface
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean
16:40I know what you mean
16:43Better
16:46I did always love this couch
17:03When you're ready
17:03Uh
17:05Pour away
17:10Don't be shy
17:12So
17:13This is my
17:14Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary
17:19Tiny life
17:20How long again?
17:22A day
17:22Two at the most
17:24I'm so close
17:25So close
17:26Yeah
17:26Yeah
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of
17:50Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes
17:53Potatoes a la Diane
17:56With a twist
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie
18:03She's gonna play the sister character
18:05I still don't know who that is
18:07Walt
18:08She's blonde
18:09Wears pink
18:10Goes to Harvard
18:10That's a stretch
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde
18:14Les said that we could be twins
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind
18:18No no
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup
18:20You know Hollywood
18:21I mean
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book
18:23Into a film
18:24Because it sold a million copies
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer
18:28Hollywood must be out of ideas
18:31You're not excited
18:32Laura Dern
18:34Is playing the mother
18:35I adore Laura Dern
18:36But I question her judgment
18:38The book wasn't well received
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn
18:44And added
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make
18:47Their words
18:47Which you memorized
18:48And repeat constantly
18:51I can barely show my face
18:53At Wine Club Wednesday
18:54Without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57As if I were the devil incarnate
18:58Walt
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays
19:02That's not a stretch
19:03Mom
19:04It's fiction
19:05Carol didn't see a character
19:08Carol saw me
19:10And the me in your book is a monster
19:11It's a comedy
19:13It's a dark comedy
19:14A coming of age story
19:16About a woman
19:17Who felt abandoned
19:19And silenced
19:20By a monster of a mother character
19:23You try being a single mother
19:26Of two young girls
19:28Whose husband walked out one day
19:30Without a word
19:31Walked out or was driven away
19:33Jim abandoned me
19:34No
19:35He stopped being married to you
19:37He abandoned me
19:39Me
19:40Me too
19:41And he's still the hero
19:43I tried my best
19:46Walt
19:46If I may
19:47Walt
19:48Diane
19:49Have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes
19:52A la Diane
19:53With a twist
19:54Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's parmesan cheese
19:58Try it
20:05It's too rich
20:06But absolutely divine
20:08Just like you
20:15Walt
20:16Sorry
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow
20:19I hear it's dreadful
20:22Yes
20:22Yes
20:23No, I don't get the arch
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west
20:30I think it's great
20:31I can barely show my face
20:34Wine club Wednesdays
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting
20:41I have to say hello
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes
20:50Yes, please
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet
20:53We'll be fine
20:54Oh, right
20:55You're set to high volume
20:58Honey
20:58Watch, watch, watch
21:00Watch, watch
21:01Okay, fine
21:03Okay, good
21:04Bye
21:04Come on
21:06Wait, wait, wait
21:07Go
21:11Go
21:12Go
21:12Go
21:12Go
21:13Go
21:13Go
21:15Go
21:17Go
21:18Go
21:18Go
21:18Go
21:18Go
21:18Go
21:19Go
21:19Go
21:19Go
21:19Go
21:20Go
21:34Oh, Jesus, Walsh!
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet!
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:09Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane.
22:20Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, no.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:45Yes.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:35Oh, now-ish.
23:53Oh, now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:18Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:06Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:08Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right?
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:30She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:15I'll see you later.
26:23I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't.
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close.
27:2530 days?
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong.
27:33So.
27:34Now you have 30 days.
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works or the patent on our tech.
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverge to Hilton and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Well, it's, it's okay.
29:16I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone,
29:41someone special, you know, and it's just, you know.
29:47Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah, thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift, so.
29:59Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:09Okay, buddy.
30:13Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right, okay.
30:29Oh, looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, come on.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:54Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Come on!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So.
31:18We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41It needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:07Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:17B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25It's complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:47It's complete.
32:54Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:55It's complete.
33:11It's complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:13Don't worry.
33:14Oh, God.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:13Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:28We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:32If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no.
34:48No.
34:49So, um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:57It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:39What?
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight were the stars and you
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:05Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
37:51Oh!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh fuck.
38:35I gotta get out of here!
38:44Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:49Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53Fuck!
38:54Goddammit, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:18Sing I'm the baby!
39:24Heroes!
39:26King-
39:27To you.
39:29Grizz's valoration.
39:31Football has taken place until you complain.
39:31Oh shit.
39:31Pump-
39:32Come on!
39:34I'll give my body to the police.
39:39Oh, my God.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:27Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:30Oh, my God.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
41:17Oh, my God.
41:44Oh, my God.
41:54Oh, my God.
41:56Oh, my God.
42:05Oh, my God.
42:05Oh, my God.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:12Oh, my God.
42:20Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23You
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