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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:57He done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11The crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not...
00:07:17It's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34You're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57No, damn it.
00:07:58We're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:18You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you...
00:08:37I...
00:08:37Sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation, I mean,
00:09:05won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son,
00:09:22and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:32So, you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And, as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:57He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson.
00:11:01We don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen?
00:11:12Living room?
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:24Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:33Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage.
00:11:40And then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:44But the bedroom down here is all fixed up.
00:11:48So, whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I know.
00:11:58But I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So, if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here.
00:12:36Hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:49What?
00:13:50What?
00:13:50Rodrigo.
00:13:51Call the Ayahuasca guy and tie me.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look French.
00:14:13Take style advice from a widget or me?
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead too,
00:14:29so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:51Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:03Be a winner.
00:15:06So winner.
00:15:08Be a winner.
00:15:24I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:37He's in a very sensitive place right now.
00:15:41I'm a puddle.
00:15:43What the hell?
00:15:45He didn't think you were coming.
00:15:48He begged me to come.
00:15:49Dad.
00:15:50Dad.
00:15:51Dad, you.
00:15:52Don't be mad.
00:15:54Yeah, um, I'll go.
00:15:56He wants to leave.
00:15:57Speak to Dad.
00:15:59Dad.
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:01Dad.
00:16:01Dad.
00:16:02What do you wish to say to him?
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:09I'm rich.
00:16:11That's great.
00:16:12Dad.
00:16:13Dad.
00:16:16Dad.
00:16:18Help me.
00:16:23Stay rich.
00:16:39I hope no one's looking out the window.
00:16:46All right, go on.
00:16:47Get.
00:16:47In sheet.
00:16:49Great.
00:16:50We're going into the world's most profitable company, reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking
00:16:55patchouli.
00:17:09You good?
00:17:10Yeah, yeah.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:12All right.
00:17:13All right.
00:17:15You must be the gentleman from the VA?
00:17:17Yeah, that's right.
00:17:18Just here.
00:17:21We used to run the world, Jeffrey.
00:17:24Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
00:17:28Good grief.
00:17:30Oh, shit.
00:17:30Ruffage?
00:17:33Generalissimo.
00:17:34General Don Voorhees, Jeffrey Hart.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:38Nice to meet you.
00:17:39What are you doing here?
00:17:40Oh, it's time to solve the backlog at the VA.
00:17:42Well, prepare to die with your boots on, Bulls.
00:17:46Well, about to meet with Tim.
00:17:49Just met with Tim.
00:17:50DOD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino.
00:17:54Technology of defense.
00:17:55Because millionaire Jagovs love these things.
00:17:58Yeah, nice.
00:18:00Nice.
00:18:00Hey, you know, tell me to get lost, but what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference?
00:18:07You know, make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes?
00:18:10Maybe, Major Marcia?
00:18:13Maybe.
00:18:15We'll let you know.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:22Maybe.
00:18:24Guy fired me ten years ago.
00:18:27Prick.
00:18:33God damn it.
00:18:35Hi.
00:18:36Hi.
00:18:36I'm Anushka Bhattachera, director of ethical innovation.
00:18:39Tim Kwan.
00:18:40Corp Dev.
00:18:41Jeffrey Hart, assistant to the deputy undersecretary.
00:18:44Tom Ruffage, deputy undersecretary, veterans affairs.
00:18:48All right.
00:18:50Oh, just here?
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:51Oh, yeah, sure.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54But will the other Tim be joining?
00:18:59Big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited.
00:19:03Uh-huh.
00:19:05So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing.
00:19:08Yeah, we do indeed.
00:19:10Tim, big Tim, he likes things super direct.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Uncluttered.
00:19:16Right?
00:19:17So, straightforwardly, what's the quant ben for us?
00:19:24I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means.
00:19:29Quant ben is quantifiable benefits.
00:19:32Got it.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:35Well, I mean, uh, I don't know.
00:19:38Uh, you're here.
00:19:40You live here.
00:19:43And you and me and Jeffrey and Anushka and Big Tim, we're all here.
00:19:48There are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this.
00:19:57You know, free to make a business, to speak our minds, to make ungodly sums of money.
00:20:03But for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend
00:20:12the socioeconomic system in which you and your company thrive, I mean, they're not even
00:20:17asking you for a favor.
00:20:19In fact, they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars just for your help.
00:20:30So, us helping you do the work is kind of like, I don't know, um, France helping your
00:20:38mother set up her printer.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:42France, but with, like, much, much, much more money than France.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Oh, you guys get it?
00:20:49Oh, yeah.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:50We, we, of course, recognize the sacrifice of your, your people.
00:20:58They're struggling.
00:20:59And we, we feel that.
00:21:06Oh, you feel it.
00:21:08Uh-huh.
00:21:09We feel it, guys.
00:21:09We feel it.
00:21:11Uh-huh.
00:21:11You must be really feeling it.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Well, thank you, Anushka.
00:21:17This has been, um, what's the opposite of uplifting?
00:21:21Uh, demoralizing.
00:21:22Yeah, demo.
00:21:23Ha-ha.
00:21:24I bet.
00:21:25In these parts.
00:21:26Come on, Jeffrey.
00:21:27We got other meetings.
00:21:36Our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week.
00:21:41Uh, it's Major Marsha.
00:21:43Boris says you're welcome.
00:21:45Um, uh, you're speaking at the conference.
00:21:50No.
00:21:51DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium if we're all right with sharing.
00:21:55You just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you.
00:21:59You okay with sharing a suite?
00:22:00I'll take the couch.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02No.
00:22:02I've been a full-time pain in the ass.
00:22:04You deserve it.
00:22:05Damn!
00:22:06The Elysium is the shit.
00:22:09I thought that guy would never forgive me.
00:22:10Why?
00:22:12What did you do to get fired?
00:22:13Doesn't matter now.
00:22:15Booyah!
00:22:18Booyah!
00:22:19Booyah!
00:22:20Booyah!
00:22:22Booyah!
00:22:23Booyah!
00:22:24Booyah!
00:22:25Booyah!
00:22:26Booyah!
00:22:28Booyah!
00:22:29Hello?
00:22:30Honey, we can hear you.
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours very sorry about that carl it's fine no no no it's not this is
00:22:42this is your time well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell
00:22:47that was lord knows i was just going to complain anyway and who wants to hear me complain boo
00:22:53who poor old rich fart we all deserve to complain not the richies people act like we took something
00:23:04as if we didn't build everything they touch and we didn't build it to be worshipped we built it
00:23:10to work and it does work but where's our parade all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude and i gotta
00:23:18be honest with you it's starting to make me maybe a little mental would you like to starfish no
00:23:27okay yeah thank you
00:23:36great i'm backsliding joanne this shithill came up to me at milltown my heart the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public when no one bothers me and right before i get ready to bite into my t
00:23:51-bone this
00:23:52stivilling shit stick sits sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03of course he brings up bardoff's law he was admiring you doesn't it make you feel even a
00:24:10little bit good to see your legacy in action what i thought of something i wrote on a napkin
00:24:14on speed when we still have fax machines profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:20infinite growth yes the logic of the cancer cell if i could have just reached out and and throttled
00:24:28and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit lickers trachea until it buckled and his eyes popped
00:24:35that would have been a legacy but i didn't i didn't okay zeus
00:24:45go get it zeus come on buddy gotta get it
00:25:00sorry i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy trying to teach you some new tricks huh a little late for that don't you think tricks are
00:25:14for
00:25:19kids
00:25:19one day you're you're chasing squirrels and then the next you're shitting yourself on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:34sorry
00:25:53no
00:25:53no
00:25:57no
00:25:58no
00:25:59no
00:25:59no
00:25:59no
00:25:59no
00:26:15Oh.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:21Stop.
00:26:23Stop.
00:26:23Hey.
00:26:29It was a good time.
00:26:30Destroy.
00:26:35Damn. Hey.
00:26:38Hey. You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game? Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes, I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And...
00:27:02It was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice? No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but...
00:27:14Lily?
00:27:16My Dad came to me in a vision
00:27:17and showed me a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Guess?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school?
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:34Oh, um...
00:27:36And...
00:27:37With regards to our arrangement,
00:27:40and in keeping with what we discussed,
00:27:44I did meet someone in Napa at the Muppes,
00:27:47a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So...
00:28:04That's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:07No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:12Uh...
00:28:13Right.
00:28:14D...
00:28:15Danish CEO?
00:28:15VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19My breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:28Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Nishka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that thing
00:28:41that one time?
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay, listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the mud baths.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:55Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie birdie birdie birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's the problem?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against-
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned infosets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scopey, then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could-
00:30:12It could-
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about?
00:30:14My hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended-
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it.
00:30:32Here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:57Um, Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna-
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20Right?
00:31:21I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Omniscience.
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:38What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here.
00:31:49Spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lily?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was-
00:32:09Press releases.
00:32:11Personal calendars.
00:32:11Text chains.
00:32:12Posts.
00:32:12Search engine requests.
00:32:13That's a big boat.
00:32:15That's a big boat.
00:32:15It's really me.
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19Nope.
00:32:21How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it too.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:11I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament?
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:56Uh-huh.
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:07I mean.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold...
00:34:11that...
00:34:11face?
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion, for alienated teens
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems, but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine
00:34:23look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a second.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eaten.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:43I mean, it's hard.
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:34:45It's really hard being a mom.
00:35:06Honey, swim first, then eat.
00:35:08Just so you don't have any digestion issues in the Park Hofstetter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session, in the office.
00:35:17Well, I...
00:35:19I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
00:35:42Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:48Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:35:58Sometimes...
00:36:14Or maybe not...
00:36:15Uh...
00:36:15No, no.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:23It's like that.
00:36:23Down in the office.
00:36:23Oh, no.
00:36:24Oh, no.
00:36:24Oh, no, no.
00:36:24Oh, yes.
00:36:25Oh, no, no.
00:36:27Oh, yes.
00:36:28Oh, yes.
00:36:28Oh, yes.
00:36:34does your mom still take your body mass index every night what was her thing like
00:36:38anything over petite and you're eight percent less likely to get into a top 10
00:36:44amazing here you're klepto now it was better pyromania and you have to repeat the 11th grade
00:36:54plus community service and i have to see dr gary court ordered triple crown oh poor tessie
00:37:03stealing the flag off the flagpole turning the exit signs into no exit signs so deep
00:37:10or just another cry for help you found me out jimmy just remember if it comes down to it
00:37:17it's across the street for attention up the road if you want results
00:37:40hello oh you're not ashamed to be seen with me what are you talking about
00:37:47everybody from cupertino tim little tim the guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me
00:37:54telepathically it's working too he's just gloating what why he convinced big tim to shut down the
00:38:04acquisition talks he might do after you leak the rumor what'd he say wasn't that
00:38:12but i heard he called you a dumb man's genius at least on someone's genius not everybody's asshole
00:38:20he comes to my house he comes to my house clothing that is
00:38:25how much of my stock do you own huh little tim blabs about the acquisitions snafu to any of these
00:38:30people here anyone he won't okay he won't yeah well he better not i'm just saying you stand to lose
00:38:35too i know that's why i had to firewall myself off from all of it oh and yet you still
00:38:40heard him
00:38:40call me a dumbass that just happened to get through your firewall the zinger i mean he's he's cutting me
00:38:47off at the balls here i need you to shut that shit down is it the stock you're worried about
00:38:52or your dick
00:38:54it's one in the same
00:39:19so this whole experience is you know quite
00:39:22out of the box for me yeah
00:39:27happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity
00:39:31oh uh by the way lily knows you came to my session last night yeah i know i texted her
00:39:39why would you do that misunderstandings don't predict war costly and easily avoidable with a bit of truth
00:39:45well it got lost in translation she went and banged a guy in napa
00:39:51oh that is not i'm sorry no i know i know i know i know i'm sorry i just wanted
00:39:55to give
00:39:56dillian a lot of respect and agency well mission super duper accomplished don't
00:40:01it's no okay no sound like a truffle pig don't do that
00:40:18i want to officially introduce the reason we're all here an educator who took a top 50 in pasadena
00:40:25to the top five before that masters from columbia harvard before that and a terrifically underprivileged
00:40:35upbringing in chicago i knew the minute i heard her speak at the aspen education summit that she
00:40:42was the one to lead us into the future raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town it's not fraud not now if not now i will do harm to myself and
00:40:54or others
00:40:56jesus
00:41:01uh goodness i um should have prepared something
00:41:07i know you're all ready for a new chapter at las altas
00:41:14oh orson hey i uh i what hey hey sorry
00:41:23oh
00:41:25i can't lead a thinker
00:41:29let's make this a great year
00:41:43hi um this is this is weird but i was in there and i i saw you take that thing
00:41:49you don't know what you're talking about bro
00:41:52oh well that guy in there he just he saw me come out of the library and you might think
00:41:56that i took it
00:41:57like ipso facto or whatever
00:42:01um
00:42:19okay so listen i'm in crisis right now this is you're looking at it
00:42:24and my therapist who's supposed to know me better than anyone thinks i'm a fraud
00:42:30okay duncan i i i didn't call you a fraud okay
00:42:34well i said what i said was that you you might be committing fraud
00:42:38what is the difference you're not a murderer you're just someone who committed murder
00:42:41and here when you use the word fraud in the valley that's kind of like saying
00:42:47good hustle
00:42:48okay i i i spoke to a lawyer friend what what what i didn't mention your name or anything
00:42:56why would you why would you talk to a lawyer what
00:42:58oh you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it
00:43:04i've done the analytics you know i i i i bag a high profile investor
00:43:08and then everybody forgets about cupertino and we grow we grow i'm sexy again come and get it
00:43:15but you'd have to lie to to do it it's it's it's market manipulation and it is a felony
00:43:21a felony a felony no look okay here you you came here today right
00:43:28and i'm just gonna assume to benefit your business right
00:43:31to you snarf up a bunch of potential hot shot clients and they're fucked up kids and that's
00:43:37no i
00:43:40my child is attending los altos
00:43:43you don't have a child
00:43:45you just met him
00:43:48the pooter
00:43:49okay no i'm sorry i'm sorry i think that we should be getting back to your guest
00:43:53i just had an uh-huh i did it's a really good one
00:43:55okay okay okay
00:43:58out of all your illustrious clients right maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and
00:44:07that maybe their business needs aligned with mine and and maybe their personalities match
00:44:12as well and you could set us up for i don't know a lunch okay i am uh not a
00:44:17dating service
00:44:18for businessmen duncan i am a therapist and you need to respect that okay life coaches do it all
00:44:25the time i am not of i am not a life coach no no i listen i want to continue
00:44:30doing the work
00:44:31i do with you with you then i think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths
00:44:39you pumped your stock
00:44:43right
00:44:44yeah and now you want to do more
00:44:47i mean if the sec find out you could go to jail jail don't
00:44:53yeah well you wouldn't be the first ceo to end up there you make me feel worse you do that
00:45:00is not
00:45:00your job i'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job okay this is right here this is why
00:45:06we have sessions in an office boundaries okay look i i i i apologize duncan and i am
00:45:14ending this conversation right now no hey wait listen lily's having an affair
00:45:23i'm just a bit agitated more than usual and you keep bringing up the sec
00:45:28lawyer and well i am i depend on you and i respect you there is
00:45:39there's no one else
00:45:51oh man that's a good shower yeah
00:45:56finally an ounce of respect for the va huh all right
00:46:01some legit above-board decadence yeah i just wish the meetings went better
00:46:08oh no pouting jeffrey come on no feelings in a firefight smell this
00:46:16bergamot smells good yeah earl gray right
00:46:21oh come on look around we're doing okay i'm gonna do my pitch tonight
00:46:26all the wigs will be there the big ones the little ones
00:46:29oh yeah i will make my case i'll be passionate
00:46:33i'm great when i'm passionate
00:46:38do you want to help me get passionate
00:46:45uh tom yeah what about the behavioral health forum in fairlawn huh backseat of that car
00:46:53yeah i got you drunk cross the line sorry but you know if i'm being honest
00:47:02not sorry i wasn't that drunk
00:47:10but uh
00:47:14yeah
00:47:14yeah
00:47:16yeah i was younger once you know no no handsomer no no no
00:47:21all the officers wives wanted me yeah you wanted the officers
00:47:26yeah
00:47:28you're still handsome
00:47:30and my boss
00:47:33yeah right
00:47:34yeah
00:47:39you're gonna be great
00:47:40you know
00:47:42you can get some
00:47:43wow
00:47:46y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things
00:47:49we did
00:47:51we need to be agile
00:47:53and america is the greatest startup of them all
00:47:56the future is coming
00:47:58we like that startup energy
00:48:02we're gonna require our contractors to look over existing
00:48:06and let us know
00:48:08let's go to the movies
00:48:18born from carbon woven composite skin
00:48:21wonderful speech general
00:48:23i'm afraid we're gonna have to bump mr roughage
00:48:25we pay overtime if we go even a minute over
00:48:27but wait
00:48:28since he wasn't part of the original program
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room
00:48:34yeah
00:48:35that's twenty one hundred dollars a night
00:48:37i mean you could lie
00:48:40say you spoke
00:48:41just don't get caught
00:48:42don let me say my piece
00:48:44five minutes
00:48:45that's it
00:48:45it's not about being reimbursed
00:48:47it's for the vets
00:48:48i find it best to
00:48:50leave these decisions
00:48:52to major marsh
00:48:55you son of a bitch
00:48:58you set me up to fuck me down
00:49:00how long are you gonna hold a grudge
00:49:03you know what
00:49:04to hell with this
00:49:06i'm speaking
00:49:07you can just try and stop me
00:49:09let me
00:49:19okay
00:49:20okay
00:49:41hey handsome hey dad how's it going not bad for an old geezer how's it going there when uh when
00:49:48school start day after labor day i think this place just it feels like a weird simaculum of
00:49:57life simulacrum simulacrum there's these clients who pay to come see mom and gary on the hour
00:50:05it's so weird and there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars but he's the saddest man
00:50:09you've ever seen the world there is not the world your mother loved it i did not yeah
00:50:20i really want to come home soon december 19th the day the semester ends um and i i checked on
00:50:28the
00:50:2821st bso's playing berlioz symphony fantastique berlioz the worst case scenario you do both
00:50:37semesters out there
00:50:54shit
00:50:59so
00:51:10so
00:51:19so
00:51:36so
00:51:58it's a cesspool of idiots guys like me and you making a median wage guys who actually make this
00:52:07country run who need to know what they're doing or else people real people will suffer
00:52:16i mean what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off
00:52:20why did uh war haze fire you i don't know who remembers
00:52:27i might have bought him for a son
00:52:32don jr
00:52:33oof that's what he wanted to be called
00:52:38yeah wow i know they're military like and i should i be all gung-ho like war's my jam or
00:52:45is it like
00:52:45oh we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that just be yourself
00:52:51who else would it be huh duncan this is the story you need yes right right oh once more on
00:52:57to the
00:52:57beach bye
00:53:00hey go back to dc i need you there keep an eye on the jackals
00:53:05they see safety net and all they think is where'd i put my scissors
00:53:09you're staying yeah
00:53:12you hate it here i hate it everywhere i complain so much i've lost track of where things fall on
00:53:17my color wheel of shit
00:53:20it's all one big brown smear you'll be pointing dc okay we'll we'll talk every day mr rovage
00:53:29duncan park ceo hypernosis data analytics i hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in
00:53:37uniform and and women can i get you around drinks uh yeah yeah two of those uh gentlemen what can
00:53:45i
00:53:46what can i do for i am sorry i don't is it the army is it the navy marines air
00:53:54force and coast guard too
00:53:56cow bunga right i mean what what can hypernosis do to help us win our next war uh well it's
00:54:04really the last war
00:54:06we're still fighting okay of course of course tracking down the terrorists so you give us your satellite feed
00:54:15your secret files and we we meld that with our data we cross it we blend it we dig into
00:54:21it we find
00:54:22the patterns we find your bad guys and you just you just pull the trigger done win-win i mean
00:54:27not for
00:54:28the guys that you're blowing up but that no they're kind of into it too it's their martyrdom so that's
00:54:33it's actually a win win win that's sort of the slogan for hypernosis ah um it's just what we represent
00:54:44america's veterans we're the va
00:54:58how'd it go what's the matter duncan slow down
00:55:06i told you they were from the va you you said military okay i need a sexy
00:55:11new client not old urine silk that's with their weird hats and broken brains i thought you got
00:55:17that sorry i hooked you up with a bloody government contract there are more than one kind okay more
00:55:22than one kind there are self bombers and secret agents and then there's distributing colostomy bags
00:55:27in ten cities these men and women they fought so that so that we we here could be free here
00:55:36i admire them
00:55:38and i i've seen the alternatives but i chose to make a life here and in spite of its flaws
00:55:43i'm grateful
00:55:44well then you should have had cupertino be their hero okay my company is not your ethical laundry mat
00:55:50okay
00:55:51i have a reputation okay i know it's not great what people say about me but but this is not
00:56:03this is not the
00:56:04story i needed okay this is just this is goodwill fuckery and your buddy little tim little tim
00:56:12that's exactly what he's gonna say when he leaks the acquisition fail no yes yes it is i i i
00:56:18see how
00:56:19that guy looks at me like i'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he
00:56:26can drive up
00:56:27with his bodies and go like hey guys isn't that duncan park in that ditch with his asshole sticking up
00:56:33inside out yeah i know how people are because i'm one of them i'm a person and i'm like that
00:56:41so you're walking away you're goddamn right and you're gonna tell the va guys that is your punishment
00:56:46okay just put them out of their misery they've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway
00:56:51they can take it thanks
00:57:02message from harper
00:57:09message message from harper message from harper message message message from harper
00:57:29um before we start i think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing you know everything about me as it should be and as you know i have trust issues
00:57:46duncan where are we going with this easier to hear me out um
00:57:54on may 7th you missed a session due to the flu but you were actually getting varicose veins removed
00:58:01hypergnosis my company we harvest your data every time you click agree and then we put that
00:58:06all into an algorithm that would make the patriot act blush anything everywhere anybody
00:58:14i know all that godlike knowledge and still cupertino didn't want us the thing is
00:58:21we're not all that unique the amount of companies with as much or more capability than the nsa would
00:58:28give you nightmares here russia china india they all have what i have on you if if they only cared
00:58:35to look duncan um i fear that you you may be having a psychotic episode half of its public
00:58:43filings and court cases like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid
00:58:49pretty sure a little orweb would love to hear that
00:58:56okay okay okay you need to leave right now we need to face the discomforts of your truths jojo
00:59:09when i told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office
00:59:14you sold your shares and i was like what that hurt no faith in donkey and then i asked myself
00:59:21i was like
00:59:21why did she have shares in my company sounds like a conflict of interest no oh my goodness could it
00:59:29be
00:59:29yes yes it is you've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end blubbering billionaire
00:59:37clients you the trusted repository of the valley's ultimate insider information bc agonizing about an
00:59:44upcoming earnings call cell ceo hopes his wife finally respects him after upcoming secret merger bye
00:59:52what's the harm except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it duncan this is madness you
00:59:59are
01:00:00confabulating and it's a a concern that superior tone is something i really would like you to work
01:00:05on sit sit please we're both flawed human beings you and i with your degree you could have chosen to
01:00:17help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons but no no no you planted yourself in the single
01:00:24richest enclave in america to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety sudden wealth syndrome no
01:00:33you profited it really is okay and you'll still profit me too
01:00:41because you're gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me
01:00:45not today though no today i feel comfortable earthed there's level ground between us
01:00:56feels better right so can we please just please
01:01:03please talk about my dad
01:01:23hello hello
01:01:38you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of god
01:01:44dad you're like having a breakdown
01:01:49hypergnomes assemble we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person from birth you're not
01:01:57predicting behavior you're steering it your algorithm says all that yes that's the kind of tech that
01:02:05could help people my patients have dangerous violent tendencies i just want to crush them
01:02:14what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
01:02:22i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy running your company hey
01:02:34prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real the audacity episode 101 we follow up a silicon valley ceo duncan park
01:02:5540s biohacked and bespectacled in episode one the first thing that i wrote down was duncan's opening
01:03:03line more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being said to somebody in
01:03:10confidence angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's mindset or the
01:03:17psychology lost man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just
01:03:24therapist patient they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves especially joanne
01:03:29she's like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when
01:03:37do you expect that to be let's see what happens when you are a powerful person discussing corporate
01:03:44secrets successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does the therapist do with the
01:03:50information which is essentially insider information really this is strictly between us
01:03:58shmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no okay yeah
01:04:05thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never gotten his
01:04:13flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem is greed
01:04:20like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:28mardolph's law is something i wrote on in napkin on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:34the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about
01:04:39what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house
01:04:44with a
01:04:45psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients i was a
01:04:52teenager and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring but i could listen
01:04:58to them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's so safe about it
01:05:05when i
01:05:05told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office you soldier shares these two
01:05:12seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common she is shown to be somebody
01:05:19with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and you'll still profit me too because
01:05:26you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me end of episode
01:05:31so
01:05:44so
01:05:45so
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