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Gogglebox - Season 27 - Episode 08
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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer
00:20have you ever done it like that well i actually know what i have
00:23bah bah bah bah bah oh Barcelona no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell me i'll
00:31to eat my dinner a what what fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches
00:37expose your loins i like that oh oh what night this is weird geez he's a mercy me bugger didn't
00:46he this is why i don't date that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart
00:51doesn't
00:52clearly a bentley continental i think i'd rather call it a day nothing wouldn't you who's been
00:58arrested now and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm going to be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it it
01:19just
01:19seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're making
01:24pastry yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then
01:31when you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix
01:39more furry friends were finding their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but there's
01:45no alternative for us he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and
01:51we will miss him madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes inside the
01:59airfryers
02:02she knows how to open the airfryer drawers and go inside extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad
02:08behavior i don't know do you know that i was i was cooking other week i was cooking a jacket
02:12potato in airfryer
02:13i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the airfryer drawers are open and my jacket potatoes are on
02:19the floor and there was something new giving us a fright on netflix
02:33that is something very bad about to happen what the fact that she's getting married something very bad is
02:41going to happen
02:44jay what why you say that about our wedding day that sounds mean i wish someone had told me before
02:58it
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards
03:03really the kids now they just help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip
03:09the cupboards pete and his little sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy
03:14right next thing eva walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums go
03:21you know what are you a 60 year old man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums
03:35that's a gateway for like a werther's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like i'm
03:40to a flame yeah he had three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's like so
03:48on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing on itv1
03:56it's saturday night we're eating carrots carrot carrot and water signing it's a new way forward
04:01i wonder what talent we're going to unleash today who knows it could be anything can't it with beige
04:09bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years longer at least
04:22what are these seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact
04:29that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's
04:35the name of the group we are agua company we are salsa dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though
04:41my
04:42grand and grand i used to go to a salsa every week dad you're into salsa aren't you no no
04:47the dip
04:49we hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm
04:56already enjoyed oh it's like a lineup of your exes that's so rude but actually you're right it is
05:09i love a man who can dance salsa throw me around you'll never forget being thrown around by that
05:16man from the sheffield salsa society will you no i loved it oh they love it they love it these
05:26labs if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they will
05:34it's the tongue did they see the tongue come on get a moss man christy the bloody dance act on
05:42a strip showman
05:47okay you all right yeah it's getting a bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get
05:54these chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him he'll keep sticking his tongue out
06:05you can calm down i know they're all your type they're not no no no no no they're not only
06:11four are
06:17it's a different game this outfit isn't it well strip ourselves up as long as they don't take their
06:22trousers down i'll be quite happy to get through this obviously we're waxed aren't they they are
06:32they're they're well manicured those boys i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think
06:38we'd have a really good evening with them i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry
06:43on i'd want you to leave much before midnight
06:48i'm sorry mum it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah i want that cardigan
06:56out
06:56of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay
07:02well this is not going back i quite like it it's one of my favorites now i don't think it
07:06can be
07:07sent back and nobody else is going to buy it i mean how dare you how dare you question my
07:20taste
07:22unreturnable on sunday night we were cooking under canvas again with the vips on channel four
07:28ba ba ba ba bake off oh thank god's sake you're so i love the program but you're obsessed with
07:34it
07:34i'm so obsessed i find that even if i'm cooking something and i do actually follow instructions
07:40it's still either burned soggy or cold oh
07:47oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries
07:57oh lovely hey listen i've seen on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond
08:03croissants recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you
08:08wonder why we're not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either
08:13savory or sweet oh you could have a savory filling oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've
08:20never had a croissant oh yeah oh they're nice i thought croissants were for posh people well they
08:26are well they are now they used to be and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last
08:31time he was in the tent i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going
08:37entirely plant-based i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in
08:44our family hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist oh no
08:52i've got some of those at home which known has made me nice overastas they got them they're bloody
08:58gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan
09:06cheese probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese
09:11it was bloody awful yeah it's not like page's feet how long have you been vegan well look at the
09:17disappointment with the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads of
09:23us so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of corn
09:27corn scotch egg i
09:29like them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because
09:34mum's cooking not necessarily the corn if you're going to be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming
09:39it down everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you've got to do with vegan food
09:43isn't it ramming down people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will they absolutely
09:47stinks what is it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think
09:57so oh i can
09:58twist looks all right now doesn't it it does actually john looks very good well it smells over here though
10:03why
10:03does it smell something smells of damp damp they've taken the mick out of him being a vegan it'll
10:13be his bloody vegan twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling out of this
10:20twist oh my god it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look a mess the cheese
10:27has come
10:27well i wouldn't eat it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss paul off they look a bit
10:31pale the
10:32problem is that there's no egg wash or even milk wash on the top of him so they're lacking somewhat
10:37in color can you get vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well how can you get
10:43vegan cheese
10:44and bacon because men make vegan cheese you don't get chickens say or can you lay a vegan egg it's
10:52now
10:52time for the baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and cherry oh they look nice is
10:58that a sausage roll i don't know what the hell i think i once paid 18 quid for that in
11:02gales
11:07happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't turn this around on me
11:13paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes vegan food doesn't look
11:19attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what does that
11:27mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely
11:52yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust of your
11:59pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07why are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him since
12:12because he always used to be on the fence
12:21in hall do you know last night don't you for tea i said to ray what do you want for
12:25your team race
12:26i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so i
12:30made them
12:30i said i got the fish and i met them best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock
12:37i could still smell the fish i've been around with disinfectant it stunk the shelly out i said to
12:45him this morning we're not having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say no today do i
12:49smell
12:49a fish it's from them bleeding fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say now but i'm
12:56glad
12:56i'm just glad you've said you've made fish cakes last night on saturday night something big from
13:02across the pond had found its way onto sky peders look what snl it's come from america wrote us a
13:10couple of american particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from
13:15people like you we need cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good
13:23oh i know i hope it's good and your host tina faye
13:32yes don't know you are but yay oh tina faye yes i know tina faye my name is tina faye
13:41here in the uk
13:43well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of snl no one better to come and
13:48start
13:48they're sure tina faye's not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed here in the uk you might know
13:56me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah she was the teacher of me so
14:03why do
14:05a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well like so many large-scale american operations
14:12these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get it yes that's a knock
14:19at the wall
14:20you see they keep things political and current as well okay and i'm so excited for you to meet your
14:25cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when they speak
14:33because she's american and they're british yeah all right bastard i'm just here as a
14:38a long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what
14:45to oh hi yeah nicola cochland from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for
14:53derry girls she's famous for bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you
15:01the
15:02first host good question how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i don't
15:09know
15:10there would be plenty who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there fucking right they
15:14will
15:14dunkin it'd be all over this oh yes graham norton oh oh where have they dragged graham what the
15:28fuck has he gone let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likable to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you have a really funny story about uh
15:47watching
15:48british television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill as
16:00a family what's benny hill that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a little
16:09shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick monty python that is an ex-product i think we're a
16:18a little bit young for this yeah i remember everyone she's saying yeah 40 towers nobody mentioned
16:23the war little britain do you really want me to take that one are you being served my pussy is
16:30like an alarm clock
16:34she's actually quite funny isn't she i love that mrs slocum shhh yeah oh that's all
16:44that's all right thank you we've got a great show wet legacy here stick you're out and watch this
16:54wow
16:58do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought it were going to be shite but it's actually
17:02spot on
17:03brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have laughed
17:12i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh
17:26that's real terrible this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32you're throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you
17:38left anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving them what were they doing up there mary will you go
17:51up
17:51absent-mindedly taking them off because i like them they're a statement of identity sorry not you
17:57mustn't bring them upstairs to the bedroom there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages
18:02that makes me virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines
18:09on the bbc oh very nice sandwiches corned beef oh i love corned beef i've cut all the crusts off
18:18everything thank you have you got any picolili i'm sweating my tits off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices going up
18:54while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick egg anymore
18:58do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park are they yeah we was chatting about
19:04it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years i thought is it
19:11just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer group which has been
19:17taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found that with some chocolate
19:23eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door if you heard this i mean it's
19:30just as
19:30well we've got wheat really isn't it because if we didn't have which we wouldn't know all this take
19:38for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back around five pounds last year for
19:43about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down and a pound up that's what i'm seeing there disgusting oh my
19:49god bastard that's scum that is that's a different level of scum this year it's nearly a pound more
19:55for a lighter version we're getting hit in every angle you know even the east of one he's wearing
20:00a masculine stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with the cabri mini eggs milk chocolate egg again
20:06it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i know mini eggs are already mini exactly
20:13they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation on chocolate is considerably higher
20:20than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer
20:27expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like put that down i don't know don't have that and this
20:33does seem to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate aisle we know about shrinkflation we know about
20:40skinflation they'll stop saying now would you give somebody a last roll off because you won't would
20:45you know yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier though don't start that no don't give
20:52them a skateboard yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not doing it to track your calories are
20:57you that's yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal manufacturers have faced tough choices
21:03some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell because it doesn't taste and does it so
21:08they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa and still charging the same while shrinking
21:11stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy right now count take these examples they
21:19can actually no longer officially be called chocolate because they don't have enough cocoa in them what
21:24penguins i love penguins i know you do come down it's gone from a penguin to a pest tank it's
21:32not only big
21:33brands affected by this smaller independent businesses are too other people have alcohol
21:38and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate per day because life is unmanageable
21:45without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah
21:51can you take clana for this easter egg please can i clana these in mini eggs please
22:04enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing money this week you know
22:09i've got the keto diet i'm starting on monday we're not all going on diets like
22:14is it i might as well join as well like who else is going on diet mom says she's gonna
22:19do some sort of
22:19challenge with you she wants to see who's gonna lose more weight between you and her sisters amira
22:24and amani yeah that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm gonna go on a challenge
22:30with the mirror like i'm gonna see if i can do better than her that's what she was telling me
22:35my own mom won't even let me be my skinny legend self what she's gonna lose weight faster than you
22:43that's gonna be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like that motivated me even
22:48more
22:48to beat mama at her own game go ahead that that has just fueled me to the next level
22:53on saturday there were some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh what's
23:00wrong with that oh oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when we were
23:10younger you used to pull bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible
23:14yeah do you remember this sprawling estate is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue
23:22wherever that is beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to topple girls welcome to the apple i'm
23:31confused already but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake sneaky but the
23:39contestants are a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's fake that's because
23:43hidden in the basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to an elite
23:50team
23:51of celebrity saboteurs
23:55my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about i think i might have to write this down
24:01tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show the applicant
24:06better than apprentice field i think so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show
24:11welcome to the applicant over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks
24:18to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business so these are the daft contestants that
24:24think they're going on to a real show team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away
24:31day
24:31corporate away day team building exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a
24:36homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha
24:41they'll put marching in in honestly i'll wait until they start putting on chips or something
24:46mission alert here we go what they're gonna do
24:49jump disguised as an armchair what armchair that's quite something yeah have you ever disguised
24:56yourself as an armchair i've described myself as a hat but not as an armchair oh you must ruin the
25:02face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
25:09no geez are we gonna do that joel we can see you look amazing oh that's an armchair mary that's
25:18funny
25:20oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair he does it he does that's so
25:27clever joel
25:28team blue vision's moving they're on the move that is sport wasn't it you're not really going to think
25:35someone's a fake armchair are you you're going to see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it
25:39let's do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joel it is childish isn't it
25:49you're gonna
25:51need to add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine
25:57oh he's
25:57going even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do you mind if i
26:02put this face mask
26:03on your face oh this is gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products for our guests
26:13at the blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they know that when
26:20they finish they look like the hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it sure does okay
26:26ladies it's time to remove your mask oh good look oh bring it on no it's not gonna it's not
26:37gonna
26:37stain our faces is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not
26:53emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much
27:06of a
27:06certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once
27:22or twice in spite of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting
27:28chewing gum in your hair the night before prom you did no i didn't what happened was is that we
27:33were
27:33fighting i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no
27:38and you
27:39said i hope it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in
27:43the back of
27:44your hair you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting
27:50behavior
27:53mum's on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past and saw a sign
28:03and it said that we now do like nose waxing this is the keys oh it's an experience
28:09but so they get this thing yeah they get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind
28:14of
28:14goo yeah then they shove it up your nose and then they just go off for a walk come back
28:21and they
28:21yank it and he showed it me afterwards as well how many like hairs came out yeah god but that's
28:28such
28:28a guy thing isn't it he like showed it me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this
28:33week something creepy was going on on netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village
28:46village currently with a ghost in it and she doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job
28:51to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this sleep oh go on i want to get a good night's sleep
28:59i don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:14go away from five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding
29:21leave at your own chosen speed oh she's nodding off time to pull all of 11.
29:31oh careful are you okay oh my god you want to switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is
29:38he
29:38not driving she's falling asleep man why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah
29:47where are they stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there
29:56i would hold my wee until the next place that i get to
30:04what's she seen what's she seen jane dogging oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she seen
30:11what's in there look oh my god do you think it's okay a baby what's this all about
30:21i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him
30:26happy baby oh god's sake
30:31oh look at the state of that and that's the woman's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever call for help i'd say i'll go to the
30:57gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:04why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like
31:14a rest stop i'm in 20 miles south of here 20 miles she drove 20 miles we found a baby
31:19abandoned in a car
31:20and i think that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the
31:26background oh my god there is you're right benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me
31:34is she a ghost no she's not ghost actually something much worse she's gen z benjamin was
31:40the name of the guy who worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical
31:45cord and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this
31:49is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call
31:54the cops now please yeah yeah wait here i'll call
32:00will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes fucking toilets she's in the toilet why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:27oh my god
32:36oh my god that is fucking terrifying oh my god
32:47oh mike i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and
33:00she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys reggie
33:17he's coming he's coming he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine
33:21i can see him through the glass bowl
33:26oh my god she put it straight through his hand oh
33:31oh god he didn't even feel it
33:33he didn't even feel it
33:33shit man
33:37is it out yet yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50are you sure he's the one are you sure he's the one weird oh i remember my sisters asking me
33:59that
33:59about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one word
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14oh she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror
34:36as well
34:37you were a bit damsel in distress you were what did i do yeah you
34:42you're really just girl screen yeah yeah i can handle it it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
34:46i can do like that and then go into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me
35:03it leads what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different
35:14and it makes them look like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie
35:19-ish
35:19i didn't want to say sisters ellie and izzy
35:22i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you think my eyebrows are sharpie-ish no that yours looks softer
35:27than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application it's my application maybe it's my technique yeah i
35:34think it probably is can't polish a turd no but you can draw eyebrows on it on tuesday there was
35:43something soft and fluffy on channel four do you remember when i took my grand's neighbor's dog out
35:48for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home away from you i turned around the fucker was
35:55gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his
36:06little head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he
36:13knows about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in
36:21the iran conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in
36:28over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh they're all lovely the newest
36:37arrival is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yep so tell me who have we got here
36:44this is aussie
36:45he is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of
36:51moving
36:51internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog
36:57behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie
37:04with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must be so
37:10hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you have to potentially give
37:15the dog actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing if i stay in here with aussie
37:20while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye bye always leave it
37:26oh okay oh oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking look at all i know it's okay
37:33buddy
37:35oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed aurora
37:44is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper
37:49she's on a mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all
37:53the
37:53different jobs with this dog who's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going to
38:01do jobs because we we've said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after it
38:05and wipe
38:06his feet it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i i
38:13agreed to
38:13do something but i don't really know you clean up after it and you wipe his feet
38:18ha ha she's getting all worked out of aurora huh come on mate this way whoa buzzing oh here he
38:25comes
38:25oh come on aussie i love this part it's like the first first meet oh his hair
38:34here he is oh oh look what will she think oh oh look look at aurora's face
38:43so he's very into everything he is a social butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she
38:48no no don't run away from him he's fine he's just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit
38:54cautious
38:54isn't she yeah she is yeah well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking
39:04now because she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is going to be a mcdonald's
39:09on the way home yeah crying trying to smooth things can't we go and get my toy go on aurora
39:18good
39:18girl can you see in there this toy he might like yes right no no no look look hey look
39:27she's playing
39:28with him mom look at it is he gonna bring it back though oh she's having fun now oh oh
39:37hey she didn't
39:39flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding with him she's bonding with him
39:44okay come on i see oh i i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes that's what i
39:54want to hear
39:55well done i see
40:05oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all perfect
40:09hmm he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it he's making control
40:18that is really honestly in a world full of how lovely is that really nice oh my god that is
40:25just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yes slightly no
40:32so no i'm booking us in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no no not
40:40yet we would
40:41think about but i know if you go there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an
40:45old boy
40:45another chance in life like you so thanks
40:48it leads have you recovered from southpaw weekend because we lost our voices i was gonna say up until
40:57yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:17i was
41:17same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes were like that
41:23but my body body with them ginger toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night
41:33contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new high stakes game show on channel four i've seen
41:39this advertised looks all right there she looks basically one bunch of people changed another
41:43lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're resorting to child's games now yeah because
41:49we're running out of game show ideas next it's gonna be hopscotch or something like that bloody
41:53red rover won't it ten players will fight to win up to 100 000 pounds you don't even need to
42:02pay me
42:02to do this can i just say you do it for free well i'll do it for free just for
42:07fun hit it against each
42:08other as prey i'm doing it so nervous right now versus predator do you know i'd be good at this
42:15so from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased i have nightmares about that you know
42:20oh do you oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast in my
42:26dreams
42:30you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the chase yeah what's the
42:36chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know got me it was
42:43the easiest
42:44hunter than that predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely you want to be the predator
42:52what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need to see the benefits above yeah
42:57yeah
42:57yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game oh so the prey doesn't
43:04die the
43:05prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the contest oh so you're safe
43:12for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing but in this game it's not
43:16you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the end of this hunt if any
43:20five of us are
43:21still predators the rest of us who have become prey that's their back they're plotting mary trying to
43:27scheme already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull
43:33so
43:33nathan has proposed a pact pact what's the pact right we've got a pact already they've only just met
43:38each other as long as we convert the majority of us into play we're all safe yeah nathan's basically
43:44put his out in the ring here and said look us lot we're going to stick together as predators so
43:49these
43:49five are on the back foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two
43:55one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig in the woods for adults for money
44:07for fuck's sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the runner's prey
44:15who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's another one
44:21no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be you it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44packed yeah no nathan he's funny no he didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i
44:51really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55catch
44:55you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was mine players the glade is now reopened the hunt will
45:07conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you're all starving yeah
45:14oh come on ready to pounce it's this again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:25oh right oh my god yes too nathan you sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no oh i
45:36cannot believe the
45:37cheeky nathan no oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not only has nathan shown
45:48his true
45:48colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me what a game of hide and
45:54antique right one allied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the garden give me 30
46:02seconds
46:04yeah yeah so sean sound
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream or watch sunday at 7 40 and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey versus
46:40predator you can stream or watch it's brand new tomorrow at nine but next charlotte church joins the
46:45lads for the last leg
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