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Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
Head Witch in Charge - FULL - Reelshort
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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:00:59I want to be with you.
00:01:03I want to be with you.
00:01:27Jesus!
00:01:28Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:01:32Oh, please.
00:01:33Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the wand of light?
00:01:46See?
00:01:47The all-powerful magic heirloom?
00:01:49Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:53The wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:11Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:16Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the wand of light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:34Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no, please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood?
00:02:42You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:52I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:54Remember?
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:03:04This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights.
00:03:12Fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm going to have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas, like I said it would be, old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:21debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts?
00:04:22Quiet.
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:04:36off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:04:45Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good, and you, keep practicing.
00:04:55You sound god-awful.
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18I don't remember shipping it as dumb teens anyways.
00:05:21No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:23I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it when I was sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:05:27This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves, but I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:44The Wand of Light.
00:05:46So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:54Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn, he's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svinson.
00:06:44Don't fuck this up.
00:06:59Eric, motherfucking Svinson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and
00:07:06act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:27You know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always fold, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to wait.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh, I am very focused.
00:08:07Are you guys done making goo-go eyes at each other, or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:55Eric, do you want me to stop?
00:09:12That's it.
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a show.
00:09:27Wait, please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:50I think I'm gonna...
00:09:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:43And I think you...
00:11:46can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:58The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:03I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you...
00:12:08wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:29I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:42I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:12:51Keep your eyes open.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can if you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open.
00:13:04Or else I'll stop.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my head.
00:13:17Oh my god.
00:13:19They hurt me.
00:13:20I can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:27Don't think.
00:13:30Just fail.
00:13:32Tell me anything.
00:13:33So good.
00:13:35But I need more, Eric.
00:13:40You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47So I'm going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll beat you there.
00:13:51I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:58Four.
00:14:00Three.
00:14:02Two.
00:14:05Four.
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:14:31I think this is your floor.
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:14:43If you decide that you want one.
00:14:46See you there.
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:15:08What about you?
00:15:10Me?
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:15The boring one, if you will.
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:15:20Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:23I don't believe you.
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:27Oh, come on.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:31It's Vegas.
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:35Just for tonight.
00:15:38So, any bad ideas?
00:15:44Just one.
00:15:51What are you doing?
00:16:09No games.
00:16:11Just fuck me already.
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:14Consider me wooed.
00:16:15You think we could take it slow?
00:16:17Well, your lips say one thing.
00:16:19But your body says something else.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:32Wait.
00:16:35Shit.
00:16:36I almost lost my cool.
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:44That was so embarrassing.
00:16:45This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:47That was way too much.
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50You're never too much.
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:57Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:58Tonight's about you.
00:17:00Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:03Do something that you want to do.
00:17:05Something no one would expect.
00:17:07Maybe he's right.
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:15For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:20She spotted the chapel.
00:17:22Just like I planned.
00:17:26So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:29It's only temporary.
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:37So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:41Ah!
00:17:43Come on!
00:17:46Let's go.
00:17:52You nervous?
00:17:55Just, never been married before.
00:18:04Uh, it's my sister.
00:18:05I need to take this.
00:18:06Oh, yeah.
00:18:07Take your time.
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:10Hey, mama.
00:18:11Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:12Let's do it.
00:18:14You need to come home.
00:18:15Now.
00:18:16I can't.
00:18:17Secret.
00:18:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:23He looks at me weird.
00:18:24It really freaks me out.
00:18:25You were my big brother, E.
00:18:27I need you.
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:30But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:48You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary.
00:18:53Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:14Right.
00:19:15Only temporary.
00:19:17Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:23But she doesn't know that.
00:19:24And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong.
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started.
00:19:46Woo!
00:20:13This is it.
00:20:15I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:19If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once.
00:21:02I'll be right back.
00:21:16I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:29It's only temporary.
00:21:30Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last.
00:21:34Until the morning.
00:21:35Hmm, that's weird.
00:21:38The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:47So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:54No, it's...
00:21:55complicated.
00:21:57Complicated?
00:21:58Or distracted?
00:22:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:22:02and bind her power to this family.
00:22:05Not to play house.
00:22:06You're a Svensson.
00:22:08Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:22:22we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:22:27and then bring her to me!
00:22:30Idiot!
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:46I need to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of bullshit!
00:22:52You didn't want me,
00:22:53you just wanted the fucking wand,
00:22:55didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed
00:22:58until I met you.
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric.
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we did all...
00:23:07Why before?
00:23:08Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:10Get your dick wet before you ruin me
00:23:11and my family forever?
00:23:13I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:14I'm trying to save mine!
00:23:16I know all about you, Svensons.
00:23:18All you do is lie and cheat
00:23:21and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:23:25but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:28The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:23:31Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:23:33The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:36Not that part.
00:23:37Not with you.
00:23:39It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:41You will never, ever get the wand!
00:23:45Lily, what?
00:23:47When this fades, Eric,
00:23:49I will never have to see you again!
00:24:05So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister Effie told me
00:24:10that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by.
00:24:16Then, well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games,
00:24:25so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon
00:24:36creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part
00:24:42means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting,
00:24:51sending flying monkeys.
00:24:53Nothing.
00:24:53Not a single word
00:24:55from my beloved husband
00:24:57for half a year.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother
00:25:13for getting hand-fasted to a stranger
00:25:15was bad enough.
00:25:17No one can ever find out
00:25:19that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:25:21I just need one night
00:25:23to sleep without
00:25:26thinking about him.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing.
00:25:55I'm just here to collect my payday
00:25:57from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Hayday,
00:26:01someone sent you!
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose
00:26:10the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:39Suit yourself.
00:26:48What the fuck?
00:26:51What the fuck?
00:26:51What the fuck?
00:26:59What the fuck?
00:27:03Get off me!
00:27:04She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand.
00:27:07I'll get the rest later.
00:27:11No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife.
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage,
00:27:39do a little role playing,
00:27:40but it looks like you were more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47You should be thanking me.
00:27:49I did just save your life.
00:27:50Thank you?
00:27:51Thank you?
00:27:51You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you,
00:28:10then you ghost me for six months,
00:28:12and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:28:17and try to take my wand!
00:28:18I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:28:24I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:28:26It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:30Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:28:33Not yet.
00:28:34But he knows about the wand.
00:28:35If he gets a hold of it,
00:28:36he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:28:41Or worse.
00:28:42No!
00:28:43Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47Eric, it doesn't matter, Eric.
00:28:49She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:28:53And that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back.
00:28:57Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:28:58But just give me one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back,
00:29:03take care of what I need to take care of,
00:29:04and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:29:09Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him.
00:29:12I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me
00:29:16this time
00:29:18it might be different.
00:29:23No.
00:29:25No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:29:30to set things right
00:29:31so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:29:35And you really think after Vegas
00:29:36I would let you go alone
00:29:37to find the most powerful, magical object
00:29:40in the entire world?
00:29:41Uh, fair.
00:29:43Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:29:46God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:48All right, I'll call you wife.
00:29:51And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:54Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:57Don't call me wife either.
00:29:59After we get this wand,
00:30:00we will do the divorce spell.
00:30:01Got it?
00:30:01You're breaking my heart.
00:30:03I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:07Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk
00:30:08your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:09Eric, we'll see.
00:30:16Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:30:18so we have to track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile radius.
00:30:22We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:30:25Well, with the tracking spell,
00:30:26I get a location, okay?
00:30:28It doesn't last long, though.
00:30:30We'll have like three or four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you,
00:30:33I already packed your bags.
00:30:36Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this, we're done.
00:30:43You got it?
00:30:44Don't go back on your words, Benson.
00:30:46We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart.
00:30:50Hope to die.
00:31:08You imagicked a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:20You really expect us to track down
00:31:22the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:31:25In a car without a roof?
00:31:27I mean, if you're not comfortable.
00:31:33I could go by myself.
00:31:35If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:39I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:31:42I was going to throw in the trash.
00:31:45Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:32:07We've been driving all day,
00:32:09and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:23You're Svensson.
00:32:24You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:32:26Wait, why are we turning?
00:32:27We don't have any time.
00:32:28We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away.
00:32:34Plus, it's getting dark.
00:32:35We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either.
00:32:39Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:43What is with guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex
00:32:51on all of our possessions.
00:32:53Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:58Your family has issues.
00:33:00Finally, something we can agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05To make me feel bad for you
00:33:06because your family's evil
00:33:07so I get all ooey-gooey
00:33:09and forget about the divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall
00:33:29or do anything to piss me off
00:33:30more than you already have,
00:33:32then you do not even want to imagine
00:33:33the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:33:40I promise,
00:33:41no funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you, too.
00:34:20In Vegas,
00:34:22you said you had a sister, right?
00:34:29She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:34:32She's different than us.
00:34:35Better.
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40Not like me.
00:34:42But you already know that.
00:34:43Not like me.
00:35:09But you're right.
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to call me.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows.
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:36:18No peeking.
00:36:23Cross my heart.
00:36:25I hope to die.
00:36:33I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:40I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look, I'm so close.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:17Lily, be a good girl and come for me.
00:37:28Are you ready?
00:37:33Oh, Eric.
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:01Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:14You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:03Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:09So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:39:14Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See, there you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:40:09I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:40:10It's being dark.
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:20Just don't take too long.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:19And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:41:33This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:44You...
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:51You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop!
00:42:15Stop!
00:42:23Get away from her!
00:42:28Eric, the wand!
00:42:34Eric, the wand!
00:42:42My magic.
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:47You're okay.
00:42:48You're okay.
00:42:51I don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far.
00:43:02We'll find her.
00:43:03Lay load for now.
00:43:04Eric, stop the car!
00:43:05I can't breathe!
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:23I got you.
00:43:24You're safe.
00:43:25I...
00:43:26I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:48If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:44:23Eric.
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:37This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the wand.
00:44:45That's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:52And we never see each other again.
00:45:25Smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:45:28Cinnamon.
00:45:31Old magic.
00:45:35I should have known.
00:45:37It's a Seder's Inn.
00:45:39That spell.
00:45:41A nomenin habitus smell.
00:45:44It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:49You mean Orchase?
00:45:51Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world?
00:45:55It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, currency or deepest desires.
00:46:01Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:14Eric, don't.
00:46:17I'm trying not to.
00:46:27Eric, don't.
00:46:30I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43It tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:48It matters in here.
00:46:50Tell me what you really want.
00:46:53You can say goodbye.
00:46:55And go our separate ways.
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this.
00:47:00You want me.
00:47:03Tell me to stay.
00:47:07Stay here.
00:47:09Please.
00:47:10God, what is this?
00:47:12Is this just the magic?
00:47:14No.
00:47:17It's not the spell.
00:47:19It's freedom.
00:47:22Even here in the outside world doesn't matter.
00:47:25Just you.
00:47:26And me.
00:47:29I shouldn't want this.
00:47:31I know.
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this.
00:47:38Or this.
00:47:40Be able to share with.
00:47:42To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:47You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:49To mind.
00:47:52You're with the ear.
00:47:54To the Sherwood family.
00:47:57Who are you?
00:47:59I want you, Eric.
00:48:01I need you.
00:48:05Tell me who you are.
00:48:09Lily.
00:48:10Close.
00:48:14But not quite.
00:48:17Tonight.
00:48:18I want you.
00:48:19You're with the ear.
00:48:19Tell me who you are.
00:48:21Your wife.
00:48:24Your wife.
00:48:45This doesn't change anything.
00:48:47I know.
00:48:49We can have tonight.
00:48:50And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:54Sure.
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:57And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:49:01Excuse me.
00:49:02Don't deny.
00:49:03Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:07Naughty thoughts you have.
00:49:10I don't.
00:49:12It's okay to be bad.
00:49:15You don't have to pretend.
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:23You know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:49:28I can't do it.
00:49:29It's okay to play it with you for tonight.
00:49:40I can't do it.
00:49:43It's okay to be good.
00:49:45I can't do it.
00:49:51I can't do it.
00:49:55I can't do it.
00:49:58To you.
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:50:05Close your eyes.
00:50:09Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:50:14I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break.
00:50:25For you, I could stay here forever.
00:50:26Pretty to think so.
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:50:32We're playing a dangerous game.
00:50:35All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:50:41I'll let you fuck me.
00:50:42I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:50You can come here.
00:50:53Or here.
00:50:56Or I'll even let you come in here.
00:51:01God.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:04I know you wanna.
00:51:06Just admit I'm right.
00:51:10Fine.
00:51:12You win.
00:51:13Oh, what was that?
00:51:15You hurt me.
00:51:26So what's my prize?
00:51:30I could torture you like you did me.
00:51:35But I want to be inside you.
00:51:38I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:51:41And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:47Call me that again.
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:54Fuck me.
00:52:03Tell me a story.
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:52:09I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:52:17Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:52:23I know.
00:52:25I already know about your family.
00:52:29I want to know about you.
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:52:35You want the insider info.
00:52:37Mmm.
00:52:38Mmm.
00:52:38You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:52:40You gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:53Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:56All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:53:00That's not true, Eric.
00:53:01There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:53:10And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:53:13Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:53:16Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:53:23Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me
00:53:29from the very start before I was even born.
00:53:32I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:53:34I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:53:38I couldn't be tired.
00:53:40I couldn't be scared.
00:53:41I couldn't be angry.
00:53:42One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:46If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:50It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:55I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:58I'm glad you did.
00:54:01Your turn.
00:54:03Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:54:08The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:54:13I guess it was good.
00:54:15At least I was first at something.
00:54:18I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:54:20I just wanted to get away from him.
00:54:23I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:54:26I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:54:30My mom died when Secret was born.
00:54:35My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:45I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:47I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:51It's okay.
00:54:52Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:56We are the shadows.
00:55:00All you do is shine.
00:55:11You always ask me what I want.
00:55:15What do you want, Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me if I told you.
00:55:23I mean, more than you already do.
00:55:27I don't hate you.
00:55:30I never did.
00:56:05Eric, something's wrong.
00:56:08Dad's got visitors.
00:56:10A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they are.
00:56:12He made me play piano for them,
00:56:14like some kind of dress up doll.
00:56:16It's like freaking me out.
00:56:23Eric.
00:56:24Are you safe?
00:56:29Eric.
00:56:30Are you safe?
00:56:31Now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:56:36And I hexed my door
00:56:38so no one could get in.
00:56:39Don't let anyone in.
00:56:40If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:43I know.
00:56:44I'll just do what he says.
00:56:47I always do.
00:56:49I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:51What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:53I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:56Look,
00:56:57I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:57:00The Wand of Light?
00:57:02Like, the one from the Fairy Tales?
00:57:04You can't tell Dad secret.
00:57:07When I get the Wand,
00:57:09be ready for my call.
00:57:11I have a plan.
00:57:12I barely know basic spells.
00:57:16I don't know if...
00:57:17You can.
00:57:18I know you can.
00:57:20When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:28Call ended.
00:57:48Filling up Bessie.
00:57:49Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:58:00Oh my God!
00:58:02Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:58:10Yeah, and going by your aura,
00:58:12I can guess about who.
00:58:13Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:58:17Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading
00:58:19can go jump in a lake.
00:58:20Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:58:23Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing?
00:58:26Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:28I know all the best places to hide a body by the way.
00:58:32I'm Pauline Effie.
00:58:34I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:58:36I'm not stupid.
00:58:38And when we get the wand back...
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will.
00:58:43And when we do,
00:58:45we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:47This mark will be gone.
00:58:48I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:56It's not fair, you know.
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:59:01because it's not like I can change it.
00:59:03But it's not.
00:59:06It's just the way it goes, right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:59:11and be a good heir.
00:59:15Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:59:19That's fine.
00:59:20It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:59:23Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:59:28Alright.
00:59:30Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:59:34I know.
00:59:35Give everyone a hug from me.
00:59:37Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:48Last night was the last time.
00:59:50After today, we're done.
00:59:53If I say that enough times,
00:59:55maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
01:00:09My family's magic is dying.
01:00:12My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
01:00:15But he holds most of the power.
01:00:17And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps.
01:00:18That's how he controls us.
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once,
01:00:24I could take his power away from a break.
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family.
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine.
01:00:30It's the only way that we can be free.
01:00:33That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
01:00:38I was gonna tell you the night before.
01:00:39I was gonna tell you the truth.
01:00:41And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand.
01:00:44Just once.
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:47Get a divorce.
01:00:49Leave you alone.
01:00:50Forever.
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:57Maybe things could have been different.
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay.
01:01:03It's a nice idea.
01:01:05But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people.
01:01:12We have different lives.
01:01:15This would have worked.
01:01:17Maybe we can do it.
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:01:22A witch can hope.
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:35Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait.
01:01:49I'm driving.
01:01:50Pull over.
01:02:03Look down, look down.
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me.
01:02:18End of the line, witches!
01:02:38Eric!
01:02:48No!
01:02:50No!
01:02:53Can't help him!
01:02:55No!
01:03:06Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:12You...
01:03:14You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:03:16Of course I sent her.
01:03:18Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:31Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:34But...
01:03:35I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:43Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:48Ha ha ha!
01:03:57You said you needed her alive.
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:04:01I've reconsidered.
01:04:02Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:08Debts won't matter.
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:12And as for the girl, well...
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:17I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:26You're welcome.
01:04:28Go to hell home, man.
01:04:30Go to hell home, man.
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:43No!
01:04:45Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:54I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:56End him.
01:04:58Finally be free.
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:12You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:14Go to hell.
01:05:24You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:32hey i got you you didn't run you're kidding i'd be a pretty shitty husband if i let my wife's
01:05:40soul get sucked out by a demon eric you can't get rid of me that easily no no no stay
01:05:48with me
01:05:50oh my god eric no no no stay with me oh my god i can't save you i don't have
01:05:58my powers
01:06:00why didn't you run you could have saved yourself i've been saving myself my whole life
01:06:08i thought i'd try something new
01:06:12you're an idiot you stupid stupid idiot yeah but i'm your idiot
01:06:27you take a divorce spell i have promised now you're free
01:06:32i don't want to be free
01:06:38i don't want to be free i want to be with you just keep secrets safe safe from my father
01:06:47safe from all of it
01:06:51you know those days in vegas
01:06:56were the best three days of my life all right let's get this show started okay
01:07:03i love you
01:07:05i love you too i love you i love you
01:07:12eric
01:07:35the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:40powers
01:07:45please please please please
01:07:56eric please
01:08:12you absolute moron
01:08:17you absolute moron
01:08:19be gentle
01:08:20I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:08:23you're alive
01:08:25that is for divorcing me
01:08:28on your literal deathbed
01:08:29you asshole
01:08:30I thought I was doing
01:08:31something noble
01:08:32something cool
01:08:34the wand gave you
01:08:35your power pack
01:08:37my mom used to say
01:08:39that the wands user
01:08:41granted its deepest desire
01:08:42I guess it knew
01:08:43what I really wanted
01:08:46what did you want?
01:08:48you
01:08:52don't scare me
01:08:53like that again
01:08:53okay
01:08:55you know
01:08:56I thought
01:08:57I heard something
01:08:59I was bleeding out
01:09:04maybe you could
01:09:05say it again
01:09:09maybe you could
01:09:11say it again
01:09:12I love you
01:09:15you're expensive
01:09:18that's my girl
01:09:25let's go
01:09:38you ready for one last stop?
01:09:41yeah
01:10:04I knew I could always
01:10:05trust a demon
01:10:06to get the job done
01:10:09now
01:10:09now
01:10:10where is my wand
01:10:12wait
01:10:13you're supposed to be dead
01:10:15wow
01:10:16you weren't kidding
01:10:17he really is evil
01:10:19I put a barrier
01:10:20around this whole house
01:10:22it's impossible
01:10:22there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:10:24there's always a loophole
01:10:25hold me in
01:10:29secret
01:10:30you ungrateful brat
01:10:33how dare you betray me like this
01:10:34really dad
01:10:35playing the family card
01:10:37after you almost sold me
01:10:38into child marriage
01:10:39you ungrateful little pests
01:10:48you're powerless now old man
01:10:50your magic's gone
01:10:51forever
01:11:05Eric
01:11:06Aldous
01:11:07Svensson
01:11:08release me this instant
01:11:10that is an order
01:11:12you can handle it from here right?
01:11:15his powers are gone
01:11:16it doesn't scare me anymore
01:11:19you ungrateful little brats
01:11:21both of you
01:11:22you'll pay for this
01:11:23you will both pay for this
01:11:29yeah yeah
01:11:29talk soon pops
01:11:31we're gonna hit the road
01:11:32I said get back here
01:11:33I said get back here
01:11:35get back here
01:11:37please don't do this
01:11:38you little
01:11:55so
01:11:56where to now
01:11:57should we
01:11:58go and
01:11:59drop off the wand of life
01:12:01yeah
01:12:03but there's something
01:12:03I want to do first
01:12:05that sounds ominous
01:12:08just so happens
01:12:09that there's another
01:12:10full moon tonight
01:12:12Leona Sherwood
01:12:14are you asking me
01:12:16to hand fast
01:12:16marry you?
01:12:18yeah
01:12:20I think I am
01:12:21Eric Svensson
01:12:23well
01:12:24we better hurry
01:12:24if we're gonna take
01:12:25the wand of light home
01:12:26and make it back
01:12:27in time
01:12:28to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:12:28wedding chapel of love
01:12:30I wonder if they have
01:12:31the same office
01:12:32I sure hope so
01:12:33but
01:12:34if we're gonna get
01:12:35hand fast married again
01:12:36no more secrets this time
01:12:39so
01:12:39is there anything
01:12:41you want to come clean
01:12:41about now
01:12:42soon to be again
01:12:43husband
01:12:45there is
01:12:46one thing
01:12:49you might want to
01:12:50buckle up
01:12:51we're about to go
01:12:52super speed
01:12:53Bessie could have been
01:12:54going super speed
01:12:55this entire time
01:12:56you didn't tell me
01:12:58to make our trip
01:12:58last longer
01:12:59didn't you
01:12:59you know me so well
01:13:01soon to be again
01:13:03wife
01:13:05Leona Sherwood
01:13:07will you marry me
01:13:09and not because of
01:13:10some spell
01:13:11or because it's your duty
01:13:14but because you want to
01:13:18yes I will
01:13:29ready
01:13:30hell yeah
01:13:32I will
01:13:33yes I will
01:13:36you
01:13:37I will
01:13:38can you
01:13:39I will
01:13:39I will
01:13:39I ll
01:13:41you
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