00:00Previously on Screen Queens
00:01Does this killer wear a mask with horns and a betrayal of green slime?
00:07You know who the killer is.
00:08I also know that there's a connection to the Halloween murders that happened 30 years ago.
00:12In 1986, the entire hospital staff was murdered on Halloween night.
00:17It is, Bonnie.
00:19I want you back.
00:21Back off Chanel.
00:22I'm the recipient of the world's first complete hand transplant.
00:25Dr. Brock Holt has the hand of one of the world's most notorious serial killers.
00:31Now you know my secret.
00:33I love you so much.
00:35You know number five.
00:46Ladies, we have another serial killer on our hands.
00:50And the killer is...
00:51Number five!
00:53What? Me?
00:54Yes, you.
00:56I think poor warty Tyler here probably saw you naked and gagged.
01:00And you were so enraged, you decided he had to die.
01:04What are you talking about? I didn't kill him. I was with you the whole time.
01:08So you were with us a whole lot at Kappa House when folks were getting killed left and right.
01:13And I'm still convinced you were responsible for at least some of those murders.
01:17You guys, there's a serial killer on the loose and Hester said she had information about who it might be.
01:22I think we should give in to her outrageous demands for discontinued designer cosmetics and get her moved to this
01:27hospital.
01:28You idiot! You're trying to kill us!
01:30Number five is right. Neck brace is dangerous.
01:33First, we need to do a little detective work on our own and then we'll go to Hester.
01:39All right, let's get this body down to the meat locker.
01:42Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in the meat locker like every single one of them
01:46got stolen.
01:48What is going on in here?
01:52Should we call the police?
01:53Girls, this place is called the Cure Institute.
01:57Do you know what the opposite of cure is? Death.
02:01Now, if word gets out that we have two dead patients at a hospital where the Chanel's just happened to
02:07be working,
02:07I mean, that has the distinctive odor of another serial killer on the loose and we cannot have that.
02:13Because all my hard work will be for naught.
02:16They'll come in here and close this place down and I'll die.
02:19Wait, what?
02:22I just meant that I've poured so much into this place that if they ever closed it, I would just
02:28die.
02:29Now, come on, we have to get Tyler into the swamp.
02:33Come on.
02:34Wait, what? They can't just throw him in the swamp. That's like destruction of evidence.
02:38We are not destroying anything. Swamps preserve things.
02:42She's right. Every week you hear another story about somebody discovering a perfectly preserved caveman in a swamp.
02:47You're thinking of a bog.
02:49Okay, fine. I'm glad you took a class in comparative wetlands.
02:54Maybe you can put in the same effort into figuring out who the killer is.
02:57It could be any of you. That's why we have to dispose of this body.
03:02It will buy us time so I can solve this internally.
03:07I would just like to say my goodbyes.
03:10Oh, dear God.
03:17Tyler, I loved you.
03:20Warts and all.
03:24Oh, my God. Did you just make his corpse farf?
03:29On three. One, two, three.
03:36All right. Let's get back inside before anybody sees us.
03:41And not a word about this to anyone ever.
03:48I love you, Tyler.
03:53Gross.
03:54Okay, we get it. Number five. Another one of your boyfriends was murdered.
03:59Get over it.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:07You Artist.
04:18You Trust.
04:23Oh, dear.
04:37Hot dog!
04:42Anyone around?
04:45I think my jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder is cured.
04:51Hello?
04:58Oh, hi there, is this some kind of test?
05:04Fantastic, I honestly don't feel any anxiety at all.
05:10I mean you look very scary, let me give you that.
05:15But no, all I feel is just happy to be alive and ready to take on the world.
05:24Oh, wow!
05:27This is incredible!
05:29I'm transformed!
05:31God, it hurts!
05:33No, no, no, no, no.
05:35Please, please, please.
05:36Bob!
05:39Oh, god!
05:45Ah!
05:46Ah!
05:47Ah!
05:47Ah!
05:47Ah!
05:48Ah!
06:08Hello Chanel's Dean Munch Hester we come to you today not as adversaries whom you
06:17had committed to an incident that you orchestrated but as an exercise video sweating to the oldies
06:24too when you leave they'll turn the volume way up the warden does enjoy her petty torments
06:30someone is targeting the patients at the cure and third is missing he's dead isn't he of course
06:39he's dead you know who the killer is don't you I know who it is because it's obvious the clues
06:45right there in front of you but I'm not gonna answer any more of your questions until you give
06:52me what I want a transfer to your hospital and a room with a view you see that transfer is
07:00never
07:00gonna happen you're never gonna leave this asylum but I did acquiesce to one of your requests
07:09there it is a room with a view 1985 VHS version enjoy it don't toy with me sluts the longer
07:19you stall
07:20the more outrageous my demands will become now I insist you finalist the purchase in my name of
07:25a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas where I will enjoy six all expense paid weekends a year no blackout days
07:30you're insane the clock is ticking munch the killings will only get worse until I get what I want
07:38the body count is about to go through the roof and from what I hear this green meanie will make
07:46the red devil look like a girl scout please Esther he's murdered number five's hideous boyfriend
07:54please tell us who it is all good things come to those who wait oh pastor please someone was killed
08:03at
08:03the hospital yesterday and you're gonna tell us who the killer is oh your skin is looking a little dry
08:15right maybe you should try some Esrin cream
08:23Esrin cream
08:28oh what is it it's a text from Chad Radwell see he's saying I know who the killer is which
08:38means we didn't
08:39have to come here in the first place I hope you'll rot in here forever girls the ride is leaving
08:47door
08:55pretty damning evidence is it not I don't understand all this is is a file of the man who was
09:03dr.
09:04brock's hand transplant fact there's a serial killer somewhere in this hospital fact he probably
09:12has something to do with that dude that looks like the food looms grapes and my good buddy Randall
09:16disappearing from said hospital without being discharged or cured fact dr. hairline over here
09:23has the hand of a deranged serial killer and finally fact we know from every horror movie ever about people
09:31getting the hand of a serial killer put on their body that hand eventually takes over and starts
09:36murdering folks there's zero scientific evidence of any transplant recipient exhibiting behavior
09:44related to the donor wait wasn't your hand doing all that crazy stuff at the movie theater yes it was
09:51my
09:51hand but occasionally it spasms and sort of gives the appearance of a life of its own but I swear
09:58to God I
09:59would never kill anyone with it Chanel you have no choice but to reject this man and that gay
10:06murdering hand and start boning me again so you know before you say anything I just want you to know
10:11that I'm the highest paid sperm donor in the state oh my sperm are we talking about sperm yeah I'm
10:16talking
10:16about sperm oh that's great we have sperm off no oh okay because you know what I would win
10:21because I banged both women in this room with my sperm enough I don't choose you dr. Brock and I
10:30don't
10:31choose you either Chad I choose me Chanel Oberlin and I am not some little girl anymore who can be
10:42easily
10:42seduced by whichever man comes along and has the most money or is the most rich I will date who
10:50I want to date
10:52thank you
10:54does anyone else find it odd that people started getting attacked and disappearing the same time Chad showed up I
11:01mean if there's a killer
11:02amongst us I say it's you Chad
11:10listen Chad is a moron I mean he's probably the dumbest person I ever met and he's definitely the worst
11:18lay I ever had
11:19but that being said he does have a point
11:22this hospital must stay open the work being done here must continue it's very personal to me
11:30we can allow nothing to deter patients from coming here including risking them being scared off by the possibility
11:39however remote it may be that we have a chief surgeon whose hand takes over his body and starts killing
11:45people
11:47you're not gonna fire me are you no
11:50you're a brilliant surgeon and very easy on the eyes but I think we're gonna have to do something about
11:55that hand
11:57outstanding I will go get my axe
11:59no we're not chopping off his hand in the OR
12:02we're gonna look for a new donor preferably someone who hasn't been arrested for multiple murders
12:10it is that
12:12or I'm afraid
12:14I'm gonna have to let you go
12:18oh
12:19oh
12:20yes
12:20yes
12:21ah
12:25ah
12:26ah
12:28ah
12:28ah
12:29ah
12:30by my count that was the fourth orgasm you've had since you've been in here
12:35in my 27th of the day
12:37and it's 9 a.m. I'm sorry
12:40I just have to know your secret
12:42I am in hell
12:44that's my secret
12:45two months ago
12:47I was in the middle of teaching my yoga class
12:49and
12:50as it was coming out of Sursapadasana
12:52I had this like
12:55spontaneous orgasm
12:56and
12:56I thought it was funny at first
12:59and then I had another one a few minutes later
13:01and then I had another one in the locker room
13:04and another one in the car on the ride
13:06whoa whoa whoa
13:08oh god
13:09it won't stop
13:11it's destroying my life
13:13my husband left me
13:14because he immediately realized that all my orgasms with him were fake
13:20I am begging you
13:21please make it stop
13:23I'll do anything
13:24remove my vagina
13:25I don't care
13:26wait can you actually do that
13:28how do you remove negative space
13:33I don't know
13:35but that won't be necessary
13:36you see
13:37you have what's called
13:39persistent genital arousal disorder
13:41or PGAD
13:43have you gone through menopause
13:47or had hormonal treatments recently
13:50they're known to be the cause
13:52no nothing like that
13:54I don't do drugs or drink or anything
13:57ok
13:58it's very hard to determine what causes the disorder
14:01but it doesn't really matter in terms of treatment
14:04our first step will be to treat you to a heroic dose of antidepressants
14:08like
14:09what SeaWorld gives only their most suicidal orcas
14:13ok
14:15alright
14:15well thank you doctor
14:16I'll do anything
14:17oh so
14:18oh god
14:19oh
14:20oh
14:21oh
14:22oh
14:22oh
14:24who is operating here anyway
14:26a Chad Radwell guy was butchering cadavers for some reason
14:31he said he was practicing for surgery but
14:34mainly he was just chopping off hands and saying the F word a lot
14:40hey you um
14:43you seem to be bummed out by that console
14:47there's something I need to confide in you
14:50a secret no one knows
14:54I've never had an orgasm
14:56oh wow
14:59I didn't even know what they were until recently
15:02I thought they were just moans you did to let the other person know to roll off of you like
15:06and I'm ready for you to stop alarm
15:10that's terrible
15:13orgasms are pretty much the only thing everyone in the world agrees are great
15:20well
15:20until Hamilton came along
15:24it's so original right
15:26no
15:26reinvented theater
15:29I mean a rap musical about the founding founders
15:33changed the world
15:37and you know what's really telling about me
15:40I didn't even like it that much
15:42I've
15:43I am alive
15:44but
15:45it's possible for me to feel anything
15:46I would totally be solving right now
15:49something I never share with anyone
15:53I'm dead
15:55you mean like in trouble
15:57no like dead
15:59like actually dead
16:01I don't understand
16:05it was my junior year in high school
16:09my lacrosse buddies threw a rat as hell kegger
16:12and I got hamdogged
16:15my buddies warned me not to pass out on my back
16:18or I would choke on my puke like Jimi Hendrix and die
16:23the next morning
16:24I woke up
16:26on my back
16:26covered in puke
16:28and I realized
16:29I did die
16:31and now I'm cursed to walk the earth for all eternity
16:35like a Highlander
16:36hold up there was sort of a big leap in logic there
16:39are you sure you didn't just choke on your puke and die?
16:43yeah everything was different
16:44I started
16:45wait
16:45how are you breathing?
16:48I don't know
16:49that's what I'm trying to figure out
16:50that's actually why I decided to become a doctor
16:54I needed to know if modern medicine had an answer
16:57I have no clue
16:59maybe it's a night of the living day
17:17I need to know
17:17that later
17:17but basically
17:45times
17:45that's really tough
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