00:00Previously on Screen Queens
00:01Does this killer wear a mask with horns and a betrayal of green slime?
00:07You know who the killer is.
00:08I also know that there's a connection to the Halloween murders that happened 30 years ago.
00:12In 1986, the entire hospital staff was murdered on Halloween night.
00:17It is, Bonnie.
00:19I want you back.
00:21Back off Chanel.
00:22I'm the recipient of the world's first complete hand transplant.
00:25Dr. Brock Holt has the hand of one of the world's most notorious serial killers.
00:31Now you know my secret.
00:33I love you so much.
00:35You know number five.
00:46Ladies, we have another serial killer on our hands.
00:50And the killer is...
00:51Number five!
00:53What? Me?
00:54Yes, you.
00:56I think poor warty Tyler here probably saw you naked and gagged.
01:00And you were so enraged, you decided he had to die.
01:04What are you talking about? I didn't kill him. I was with you the whole time.
01:08So you were with us a whole lot at Kappa House when folks were getting killed left and right.
01:13And I'm still convinced you were responsible for at least some of those murders.
01:17You guys, there's a serial killer on the loose and Hester said she had information about who it might be.
01:22I think we should give in to her outrageous demands for discontinued designer cosmetics and get her moved to this
01:27hospital.
01:28You idiot! You're trying to kill us!
01:30Number five is right. Neck brace is dangerous.
01:33First, we need to do a little detective work on our own and then we'll go to Hester.
01:39All right, let's get this body down to the meat locker.
01:42Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in the meat locker like every single one of them
01:46got stolen.
01:48What is going on in here?
01:52Should we call the police?
01:53Girls, this place is called the Cure Institute.
01:57Do you know what the opposite of cure is? Death.
02:01Now, if word gets out that we have two dead patients at a hospital where the Chanel's just happened to
02:07be working,
02:07I mean, that has the distinctive odor of another serial killer on the loose and we cannot have that.
02:13Because all my hard work will be for naught.
02:16They'll come in here and close this place down and I'll die.
02:19Wait, what?
02:22I just meant that I've poured so much into this place that if they ever closed it, I would just
02:28die.
02:29Now, come on, we have to get Tyler into the swamp.
02:33Come on.
02:34Wait, what? They can't just throw him in the swamp. That's like destruction of evidence.
02:38We are not destroying anything. Swamps preserve things.
02:42She's right. Every week you hear another story about somebody discovering a perfectly preserved caveman in a swamp.
02:47You're thinking of a bog.
02:49Okay, fine. I'm glad you took a class in comparative wetlands.
02:54Maybe you can put in the same effort into figuring out who the killer is.
02:57It could be any of you. That's why we have to dispose of this body.
03:02It will buy us time so I can solve this internally.
03:07I would just like to say my goodbyes.
03:10Oh, dear God.
03:17Tyler, I loved you.
03:20Warts and all.
03:24Oh, my God. Did you just make his corpse farf?
03:29On three. One, two, three.
03:36All right. Let's get back inside before anybody sees us.
03:41And not a word about this to anyone ever.
03:48I love you, Tyler.
03:53Gross.
03:54Okay, we get it. Number five. Another one of your boyfriends was murdered.
03:59Get over it.
04:02You.
04:29Remember the little girl she had in her pocket.
04:37Hot dog!
04:42Anyone around?
04:45I think my jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder is cured.
04:51Hello?
04:57Oh, hi there.
04:59Is this some kind of test?
05:04Fantastic.
05:05I honestly don't feel any anxiety at all.
05:10I mean, you look very scary.
05:12Let me give you that.
05:15But no, all I feel is just happy to be alive and ready to take on the world.
05:24Oh, wow.
05:27This is incredible.
05:29I'm transformed.
05:31God, that hurts!
05:33Oh!
05:34No, no, no, no, no.
05:35Please, please, please, please.
05:40Oh, God!
05:40Oh, God!
05:45Oh, God!
06:09Mr. Nels?
06:10Dean Munch?
06:13Hester, we come to you today not as adversaries whom you had committed to an incident that you orchestrated,
06:20but as...
06:22Exercise video.
06:22Sweating to the oldies, too?
06:25When you leave, they'll turn the volume way up.
06:27The warden does enjoy her petty torments.
06:31Someone is targeting the patients at the cure.
06:33And the herd is missing.
06:37He's dead, isn't he?
06:38Of course he's dead.
06:39You know who the killer is, don't you?
06:42I know who it is because it's obvious.
06:44The clues are right there in front of you.
06:46But I'm not going to answer any more of your questions
06:51until you give me what I want.
06:53A transfer to your hospital and a room with a view.
06:57You see, that transfer is never going to happen.
07:02You're never going to leave this asylum.
07:06But I did acquiesce to one of your requests.
07:10There it is.
07:11A room with a view.
07:131985 VHS version.
07:15Enjoy it.
07:16Don't toy with me, sluts.
07:18The longer you stall,
07:20the more outrageous my demands will become.
07:21Now, I insist,
07:23you finalize the purchase in my name
07:25of a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas
07:26where I will enjoy six all-expense-paid weekends a year,
07:29no blackout dates.
07:31You're insane!
07:32The clock is ticking, Munch.
07:34The killings will only get worse
07:36until I get what I want.
07:38The body count is about to go through the roof.
07:41And from what I hear,
07:43this green meanie will make the red devil look like
07:48a Girl Scout.
07:50Please, Hester.
07:51He's murdered number five's hideous boyfriend.
07:54Please tell us who it is.
07:56All good things come to those who wait.
08:00Oh, Hester, please!
08:02Someone was killed at the hospital yesterday,
08:04and you're going to tell us who the killer is!
08:07I'm sorry, in front of you, Chanel.
08:10Oh.
08:12Your skin is looking a little dry.
08:16Maybe you should try some Esrin cream.
08:23Esrin cream.
08:28Oh, what is it?
08:30It's a text.
08:32From Chad Radwell.
08:34See, he's saying,
08:36I know who the killer is,
08:38which means we didn't have to come here
08:40in the first place.
08:41I hope you'll rot in here forever.
08:45Girls!
08:46The ride is leaving.
08:47Door!
08:48Door!
08:49Door!
08:52Door!
08:55Pretty damning evidence,
08:57is it not?
08:58I don't understand.
09:00All this is,
09:01is a file of the man
09:03who was Dr. Brock's hand transplant.
09:06Fact!
09:07There's a serial killer
09:09somewhere in this hospital.
09:11Fact!
09:11He probably has something to do
09:12with that dude
09:13that looks like the food room's grapes
09:15and my good buddy Randall disappearing
09:16from said hospital
09:18without being discharged or cured.
09:20Fact!
09:21Dr. Hairline over here
09:23has the hand
09:24of a deranged serial killer.
09:26And finally,
09:27fact!
09:28We know from every horror movie ever
09:30about people
09:31getting the hand of a serial killer
09:32put on their body.
09:33That hand eventually takes over
09:35and starts murdering folks.
09:38There's zero scientific evidence
09:40of any transplant recipient
09:42exhibiting behavior
09:44related to the donor.
09:46Wait,
09:47wasn't your hand
09:48doing all that crazy stuff
09:49at the movie theater?
09:50Yes, it was my hand
09:51but occasionally it spasms
09:53and sort of gives the appearance
09:55of a life of its own
09:57but I swear to God
09:58I would never kill anyone with it.
10:01Chanel,
10:03you have no choice
10:04but to reject this man
10:05and that gay murdering hand
10:07and start boning me again.
10:09Chanel,
10:09before you say anything
10:10I just want you to know
10:11that I'm the highest paid
10:12sperm donor in the state.
10:14Oh!
10:14My sperm?
10:14Are we talking about sperm?
10:16Yeah,
10:16I'm talking about sperm.
10:16Oh, that's great.
10:17Were you having sperm off?
10:19No.
10:19Oh, okay.
10:20Because you know what?
10:21I would win
10:21because I banged both women
10:23in this room
10:24with my sperm!
10:26Enough!
10:26I don't choose you Dr. Brock
10:29and I don't choose you either Chad
10:33I choose me
10:36Chanel Oberlin
10:38and I am not
10:40some little girl anymore
10:41who can be easily seduced
10:42by whichever man comes along
10:44and has the most money
10:45or is the most rich
10:48I will date
10:49who I want to date
10:52thank you
10:54Does anyone else
10:55find it odd
10:56that people started
10:57getting attacked
10:58and disappearing
10:59the same time
11:00Chad showed up
11:01I mean
11:01if there's a killer
11:02amongst us
11:03I say it's you Chad
11:05Yeah
11:10Listen
11:11Chad is a moron
11:13I mean
11:14he's probably
11:15the dumbest person
11:16I ever met
11:16and he's definitely
11:18the worst lay I ever had
11:19but that being said
11:20he does have a point
11:23this hospital
11:24must stay open
11:25the work being done here
11:27must continue
11:28it's very personal to me
11:30we can allow nothing
11:32to deter patients
11:33from coming here
11:34including
11:35risking them
11:36being scared off
11:37by the possibility
11:39however remote it may be
11:41that we have a chief surgeon
11:42whose hand takes over his body
11:44and starts killing people
11:47you're not gonna fire me
11:48are you
11:48no
11:50you're a brilliant surgeon
11:51and very easy on the eyes
11:53but I think we're gonna have
11:54to do something about that hand
11:57outstanding
11:58I will go get my axe
11:59no we're not
12:00chopping off his hand
12:02in the OR
12:03we're gonna look
12:04for a new donor
12:05preferably someone
12:06who hasn't been arrested
12:08for multiple murders
12:10it is that
12:13or I'm afraid
12:14I'm gonna have to let you go
12:30by my count
12:32that was the fourth orgasm
12:34you've had
12:34since you've been in here
12:35and my 27th of the day
12:37and it's 9 a.m.
12:39I'm sorry
12:40I just have to know
12:41your secret
12:42I am in hell
12:44that's my secret
12:45two months ago
12:47I was in the middle
12:48of teaching my yoga class
12:49and
12:50as it was coming out
12:51of Sursapadasana
12:52I had this like
12:55spontaneous orgasm
12:56and
12:56I thought it was funny
12:57at first
12:58and then I had another one
13:00a few minutes later
13:01and then I had another one
13:03in the locker room
13:04and another one
13:05in the car
13:05on the ride
13:06oh
13:06oh
13:07oh
13:07oh
13:07oh
13:07oh
13:08oh god
13:09it won't stop
13:11it's destroying my life
13:13my husband left me
13:14because he immediately realized
13:16that all my orgasms
13:18with him were fake
13:20I am begging you
13:21please make it stop
13:23I'll do anything
13:24remove my vagina
13:25I don't care
13:26wait
13:27can you actually do that
13:28how do you remove
13:30negative space
13:34I don't know
13:35but that won't be necessary
13:36um
13:37you see
13:37you have what's called
13:39persistent genital arousal disorder
13:41or
13:42PGAD
13:44have you
13:45gone through
13:46menopause
13:47or
13:47had hormonal
13:49treatments recently
13:50they're known
13:51to be the cause
13:52no
13:53nothing like that
13:54um
13:54I don't do drugs
13:55or drink
13:56or anything
13:57okay
13:58it's very hard
13:59to determine
14:00what causes
14:00the disorder
14:01but it doesn't really matter
14:03in terms of treatment
14:04our first step
14:05will be to treat you
14:06to a heroic dose
14:07of antidepressants
14:08like
14:09what SeaWorld
14:10gives only their
14:11most suicidal orcas
14:13okay
14:14alright
14:15well thank you doctor
14:16I'll do anything
14:17oh so
14:18oh god
14:19ah
14:20ooh
14:21ooh
14:21ooh
14:22ah
14:24who is operating
14:26here anyway
14:26a Chad Radwell
14:28guy was butchering
14:29cadavers
14:30for some reason
14:31he said he was
14:32practicing for surgery
14:33but
14:35mainly he was just
14:36chopping off hands
14:37and saying the F word
14:38a lot
14:40hey you um
14:43you seem to be
14:44bummed out
14:44by that consult
14:47there's something
14:48there's something
14:48I need to confide
14:48in you
14:50a secret
14:51no one knows
14:54I've never had
14:54an orgasm
14:56oh wow
14:59I didn't even know
15:00what they were
15:00until recently
15:02I thought they were
15:02just moans
15:03you did to let
15:04the other person
15:04know to roll
15:05off of you
15:05like an
15:06I'm ready
15:07for you to
15:07stop
15:08alarm
15:10that's terrible
15:13orgasms
15:13are pretty much
15:14the only thing
15:15everyone in the world
15:16agrees are great
15:20well
15:20until Hamilton
15:22came along
15:24it's so original
15:26right
15:26no
15:26reinvented theater
15:28I mean
15:29a rap musical
15:31about the founding
15:31founders
15:33changed the world
15:37and you know
15:38what's really
15:38telling about me
15:40I didn't even
15:41like it that much
15:42I am alive
15:44but
15:44it's possible
15:45for me to feel
15:46anything
15:46I would totally
15:47be solving
15:48right now
15:49something I never
15:50share with anyone
15:53I'm dead
15:55you mean like
15:56in trouble
15:57no like
15:59dead
15:59like actually
16:00dead
16:01I don't understand
16:05it was my
16:07junior year
16:08in high school
16:09my lacrosse buddies
16:10threw a rat as hell
16:11kegger
16:12and I got
16:12a hamdog
16:15my buddies
16:16warned me
16:17not to pass out
16:18on my back
16:18or I would
16:19choke on my puke
16:20like Jimi Hendrix
16:21and die
16:23the next morning
16:24I woke up
16:26on my back
16:26covered in puke
16:28and I realized
16:29I did die
16:30and now I'm cursed
16:32to walk the earth
16:33for all eternity
16:35like a highlander
16:36hold up
16:37there was sort of
16:38a big leap in logic
16:38there
16:39are you sure
16:40you didn't just
16:41choke on your puke
16:42and die
16:42yeah
16:43everything was different
16:44I started
16:45oh wait
16:46how are you breathing
16:48I don't know
16:49that's what I'm trying
16:50to figure out
16:50that's actually
16:51why I decided
16:53to become a doctor
16:54I needed to know
16:55if modern medicine
16:56had an answer
16:57I have no clue
16:59maybe it's a
17:00night of the living death
17:10I had no clue
17:10I had no clue
17:14something
17:14in the way
17:14I had no clue
17:14but I was not
17:14what's going to
17:15to say
17:15what's going to
17:15do
17:21to say
17:21if you're
17:22not going to
17:23I was like
17:23I was like
17:32there
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