00:00Previously on Screen Queens
00:01Does this killer wear a mask with horns and a betrayal of green slime?
00:07You know who the killer is.
00:08I also know that there's a connection to the Halloween murders that happened 30 years ago.
00:12In 1986, the entire hospital staff was murdered on Halloween night.
00:17It is, Bonnie.
00:19I want you back.
00:21Back off Chanel.
00:22I'm the recipient of the world's first complete hand transplant.
00:25Dr. Brock Holt has the hand of one of the world's most notorious serial killers.
00:31Now you know my secret.
00:33I love you so much.
00:35You know number five.
00:46Ladies, we have another serial killer on our hands.
00:50And the killer is...
00:51Number five!
00:53What? Me?
00:54Yes, you.
00:56I think poor warty Tyler here probably saw you naked and gagged.
01:00And you were so enraged, you decided he had to die.
01:04What are you talking about? I didn't kill him. I was with you the whole time.
01:08So you were with us a whole lot at Kappa House when folks were getting killed left and right.
01:13And I'm still convinced you were responsible for at least some of those murders.
01:17You guys, there's a serial killer on the loose and Hester said she had information about who it might be.
01:22I think we should give in to her outrageous demands for discontinued designer cosmetics and get her moved to this
01:27hospital.
01:28You idiot! You're trying to kill us!
01:30Number five is right. Neck brace is dangerous.
01:33First, we need to do a little detective work on our own and then we'll go to Hester.
01:39All right, let's get this body down to the meat locker.
01:42Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in the meat locker like every single one of them
01:46got stolen.
01:48What is going on in here?
01:52Should we call the police?
01:53Girls, this place is called the Cure Institute.
01:57Do you know what the opposite of cure is? Death.
02:01Now, if word gets out that we have two dead patients at a hospital where the Chanel's just happened to
02:07be working,
02:07I mean, that has the distinctive odor of another serial killer on the loose and we cannot have that.
02:13Because all my hard work will be for naught.
02:16They'll come in here and close this place down and I'll die.
02:19Wait, what?
02:22I just meant that I've poured so much into this place that if they ever closed it, I would just
02:28die.
02:29Now, come on, we have to get Tyler into the swamp.
02:33Come on.
02:34Wait, what? They can't just throw him in the swamp. That's like destruction of evidence.
02:38We are not destroying anything. Swamps preserve things.
02:42She's right. Every week you hear another story about somebody discovering a perfectly preserved caveman in a swamp.
02:47You're thinking of a bog.
02:49Okay, fine. I'm glad you took a class in comparative wetlands.
02:54Maybe you can put in the same effort into figuring out who the killer is.
02:57It could be any of you. That's why we have to dispose of this body.
03:02It will buy us time so I can solve this internally.
03:07I would just like to say my goodbyes.
03:10Oh, dear God.
03:17Tyler, I loved you.
03:20Warts and all.
03:24Oh, my God. Did you just make his corpse farf?
03:29On three. One, two, three.
03:36All right. Let's get back inside before anybody sees us.
03:41And not a word about this to anyone ever.
03:48I love you, Tyler.
03:53Gross.
03:54Okay, we get it. Number five. Another one of your boyfriends was murdered.
03:59Get over it.
04:03I love you.
04:05I love you.
04:25I don't know.
04:36Woo!
04:38Hot dog!
04:42Anyone around?
04:45I think my jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder is cured.
04:51Hello?
04:57Oh, hi there.
05:00Is this some kind of test?
05:04Fantastic.
05:05I honestly don't feel any anxiety at all.
05:10I mean, you look very scary.
05:12Let me give you that.
05:15But no, all I feel is just happy to be alive and ready to take on the world.
05:24Oh, wow.
05:27This is incredible.
05:29I'm transformed.
05:31God, that hurts!
05:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:35Please, please, please, please.
05:40Oh, God!
05:41Oh, God!
05:45Oh, God!
05:45Oh, God!
05:52Oh, God!
05:56Oh, God.
06:09Els, Dean Munch, Hester, we come to you today not as adversaries whom you had committed
06:17to an incident that you orchestrated, but as an exercise video, sweating to the oldies
06:24too, when you leave they'll turn the volume way up, the warden does enjoy her petty torments.
06:31Someone is targeting the patients if the cure-insured is missing, he's dead isn't he?
06:38Of course he's dead.
06:40You know who the killer is, don't you?
06:42I know who it is because it's obvious.
06:44The clues are right there in front of you, but I'm not going to answer any more of your
06:50questions until you give me what I want, a transfer to your hospital and a room with a view.
06:57You see that transfer is never going to happen, you're never going to leave this asylum, but
07:06I did acquiesce to one of your requests.
07:10There it is, a room with a view, 1985, VHS version, enjoy it!
07:16Don't toy with me, sluts!
07:19The longer you stall, the more outrageous my demands will become.
07:21Now, I insist, you finalize the purchase in my name of a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas,
07:26where I will enjoy six all-expense-paid weekends a year, no blackout days!
07:30You're insane!
07:32The clock is ticking, Munch!
07:34The killings will only get worse until I get what I want.
07:38The body count is about to go through the roof, and from what I hear, this green meanie
07:46will make the red devil look like a Girl Scout.
07:50Please, Hester, he's murdered number five's hideous boyfriend.
07:55Please tell us who it is.
07:56All good things come to those who wait!
08:00Oh, Hester, please!
08:02Someone was killed at the hospital yesterday, and you're going to tell us who the killer is!
08:07It's all right in front of you, Chanel.
08:08No.
08:10Oh.
08:12Your skin is looking a little dry.
08:16Maybe you should try some Esrin cream.
08:23Esrin cream.
08:28Oh, what is it?
08:30It's a text.
08:32From Chad Radwell.
08:34You see, he's saying, I know who the killer is, which means we didn't have to come here
08:40in the first place.
08:41I hope you'll rot in here forever.
08:45Girls!
08:46The ride is leaving!
08:47Door!
08:55Pretty damning evidence, is it not?
08:58I don't understand.
09:00All this is, is a file of the man who was Dr. Brock's hand transplanted.
09:06Fact!
09:07There's a serial killer somewhere in this hospital.
09:11Fact!
09:11He probably has something to do with that dude that looks like the food room's grapes,
09:15and my good buddy Randall disappearing from said hospital without being discharged or cured.
09:20Fact!
09:21Dr. Hairline over here has the hand of a deranged serial killer.
09:26And finally, fact!
09:28We know from every horror movie ever about people getting the hand of a serial killer put on their body,
09:33that hand eventually takes over and starts murdering folks.
09:38There's zero scientific evidence of any transplant recipient exhibiting behavior related to the donor.
09:46Wait, wasn't your hand doing all that crazy stuff at the movie theater?
09:50Yes, it was my hand, but occasionally it spasms and sort of gives the appearance of a life of its
09:56own.
09:57But I swear to God, I would never kill anyone with it.
10:01Chanel, you have no choice but to reject this man and that gay murdering hand and start boning me again.
10:09Chanel, before you say anything, I just want you to know that I'm the highest paid sperm donor in the
10:13state.
10:13Oh, my sperm? Are we talking about sperm?
10:16Yeah, I'm talking about sperm.
10:17Oh, that's great. Were you having a sperm off?
10:19No.
10:19Oh, okay. Cause you know what? I would win.
10:21Because I bang both women in this room with my sperm!
10:26Enough! I don't choose you, Dr. Brock.
10:30And I don't choose you either, Chad.
10:34I choose me, Chanel Oberlin.
10:38And I am not some little girl anymore who can be easily seduced by whichever man comes along and has
10:44the most money or is the most rich.
10:48I will date who I want to date.
10:54Does anyone else find it odd that people started getting attacked and disappearing the same time Chad showed up?
11:01I mean, if there's a killer amongst us, I say it's you, Chad.
11:06Oh, yeah?
11:06Yeah.
11:10Listen, Chad is a moron.
11:13I mean, he's probably the dumbest person I ever met.
11:17And he's definitely the worst lay I ever had.
11:19But that being said, he does have a point.
11:23This hospital must stay open.
11:25The work being done here must continue.
11:28It's very personal to me.
11:31We can allow nothing to deter patients from coming here, including risking them being scared off by the possibility, however
11:39remote it may be, that we have a chief surgeon whose hand takes over his body and starts killing people.
11:47You're not going to fire me, are you?
11:48No.
11:49You're a brilliant surgeon and very easy on the eyes.
11:53But I think we're going to have to do something about that hand.
11:57Outstanding.
11:58I will go get my axe.
11:59No, we're not chopping off his hand in the O.R.
12:03We're going to look for a new donor, preferably someone who hasn't been arrested for multiple murders.
12:10It is that, or I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
12:19Oh, yes!
12:21Yes!
12:30By my count, that was the fourth orgasm you've had since you've been in here.
12:35And my 27th of the day.
12:38And it's 9 a.m.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:40I just have to know your secret.
12:42I am in hell!
12:44That's my secret!
12:46Two months ago, I was in the middle of teaching my yoga class.
12:50And, as it was coming out of Sursapadasana, I had this, like, spontaneous orgasm.
12:56And I thought it was funny at first.
12:58And then I had another one a few minutes later.
13:01And then I had another one in the locker room.
13:04And another one in the car on the ride home.
13:06Whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:08Oh, God!
13:10It won't stop.
13:11It's destroying my life.
13:13My husband left me.
13:15Because he immediately realized that all my orgasms with him were fake.
13:20I am begging you, please make it stop!
13:23I'll do anything!
13:24Remove my vagina!
13:25I don't care!
13:26Wait, can you actually do that?
13:29How do you remove negative space?
13:34I don't know, but that won't be necessary.
13:37You see, you have what's called persistent genital arousal disorder, or PGAD.
13:44Have you gone through menopause or had hormonal treatments recently?
13:50They're known to be the cause.
13:52No, nothing like that.
13:54Um, I don't do drugs or drink or anything.
13:57Okay.
13:58It's very hard to determine what causes the disorder.
14:01But it doesn't really matter in terms of treatment.
14:04Our first step will be to treat you to a heroic dose of antidepressants.
14:09Like what SeaWorld gives only their most suicidal orcas.
14:13Okay.
14:15Alright, well, thank you, doctor.
14:16I'll do anything.
14:17Oh, so-
14:18Oh, God!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ooh!
14:21Ooh!
14:22Ooh!
14:22Ooh!
14:23Ah!
14:24Who is operating here, anyway?
14:27A Chad Radwell guy who was butchering cadavers for some reason.
14:31He said he was practicing for surgery, but mainly he was just chopping off hands and saying the F word
14:38a lot.
14:40Hey, you, um, you seem to be bummed out by that consult.
14:47There's something I need to confide in you.
14:50A secret no one knows.
14:54I've never had an orgasm.
14:56Oh, wow.
14:59I didn't even know what they were until recently.
15:02I thought they were just moans you did to let the other person know to roll off of you like
15:06an-
15:06I'm ready for you to stop alarm.
15:10That's terrible.
15:13Orgasms are pretty much the only thing everyone in the world agrees are great.
15:20Well, until Hamilton came along.
15:24It's so original, right?
15:26No.
15:27Reinvented theater.
15:29I mean, a rap musical about the founding founders?
15:33Changed the world.
15:37And you know what's really telling about me?
15:40I didn't even like it that much.
15:43I am alive, but...
15:45For me to feel anything, I would totally be solving right now.
15:49Something I never share with anyone.
15:53I'm dead.
15:55You mean like in trouble?
15:58No, like dead.
16:00Like actually dead.
16:01I don't understand.
16:06It was my junior year in high school.
16:09My lacrosse buddies threw a rat as hell kegger and I got a ham dog.
16:16My buddies warned me not to pass out on my back or I would choke on my puke like Jimi
16:20Hendrix and die.
16:23The next morning, I woke up on my back, covered in puke, and I realized I did die.
16:31And now I'm cursed to walk the earth for all eternity.
16:35Like a Highlander.
16:36Hold up.
16:37There was sort of a big leap in logic there.
16:39Are you sure you didn't just choke on your puke and die?
16:43Yeah, everything was different.
16:45I started...
16:45Wait.
16:46How are you breathing?
16:48I don't know.
16:49That's what I'm trying to figure out.
16:51That's actually why I decided to become a doctor.
16:54I needed to know if modern medicine had an answer.
16:58I have no clue.
16:59Maybe it's a night of the living...
17:42What your other wonderful Projects just came out of?
17:43Yeah, everything, it was really cool.
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