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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:14Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:18at 8 30. she left the door open so i think he must have headed west i know what you
02:23need
02:24i'm gonna warm up a chestnut loaf pate do dogs like that no it's for you handsome
02:30be back in 30. uh no i really i really should get going don't move a muscle and let me
02:35know
02:35when you get to the hispanic walking down the street oh that that's me you're greek
02:49barbary it's your father barbary what's what's ever saying what did she just said that a dog was
02:56found at the gas station like an hour ago okay all right do you want to update but that's what
03:01i'm
03:01doing why i'm on my phone is i'm updating my next door post oh my god childish gambino just shared
03:06my post on his story well i've got all of ohai pd and fd on it so thank you for
03:13doing that yeah it's
03:13just a little tricky juggling okay hello hello yeah brown dachshund 12 years old they have them yes
03:26yes yes oh my god thank you so much oh hi valley animal shelter i love you i love you
03:35i love you
03:36it that's very cool about gambino
03:47hi sorry hi we just spoke about our dachshund yes lindsey crane yes yeah i saw gambino's story
03:53he's so sick yeah yeah he's the best is burberry okay yeah he's great he's just a little scratched
03:58up but i mean i feel it could have been worse oh my god you guys just sit tight okay
04:02i'm gonna go grab
04:03them and then we'll fill out some forms you'll be on your way okay oh my god amazing amazing
04:08come here see it's okay baby everything's gonna be okay yeah everything's gonna be all right i can't
04:14believe that happened yeah me neither me neither yeah we got to figure out a system where we keep
04:21the doors closed you know yeah i mean you don't worry about that now it's not your fault
04:30all right all right here he is nice to have a happy ending once in a while
04:37no no that's not our dog uh what are you sure yeah for sure can you um can you check
04:45do you have
04:46another dachshund no no this is the only dachshund in a 60 mile radius 200 if you're talking
04:51all right thank you let's go this isn't a no kill shelter excuse me what does that mean what if
04:59you
04:59tried fostering for a few days just to try it out bro we're very overcrowded okay and um you know
05:08they
05:09do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours so in the scenario that you don't
05:14find
05:14your dog well you'll have this guy he looks just like him and in the other scenario your dog will
05:20have a new best friend either way in both scenarios this dog is still alive
05:41go away it's not you
06:11it's not you
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:25What the fuck is your problem?
06:28You know what, I'm not going to argue.
06:30I'm just going to present the facts.
06:32I remember I noticed this mug that you left here on the table,
06:36and I distinctly remember staring at a closed door
06:41and thinking, don't nag Josh about this.
06:44Yeah, you did.
06:45Where was Burberry when you left?
06:47Like I said before,
06:50he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a.m.
06:54Well, that's not true, actually.
06:56He doesn't do that every day.
06:57Just the other day, he woke up at 4 a.m. to eat, right?
07:00Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?
07:024 a.m. is the middle of the night.
07:03The middle of the night is midnight.
07:05That's why it's called midnight.
07:06Okay, so you're saying that people stay up to celebrate New Year's Eve,
07:11in the middle of the night.
07:12What...
07:13What does that have to do with what we're talking about right now?
07:15You're assuming that this is my fault?
07:17You do this shit all the time.
07:19Oh, my God, you're fucking delusional.
07:21You know, you do this.
07:22You always need someone to blame,
07:23so you distort reality to build some absurd narrative.
07:26No, no, no.
07:26I'm not distorting anything.
07:27I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior.
07:28Do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke?
07:31Oh, my God.
07:33I forgot her seizure meds once.
07:35Once is all it takes?
07:35She was fine.
07:36We've been over this.
07:37I just assumed that when you said you were past it,
07:39we actually had moved past.
07:40No, I am.
07:41I'm past it.
07:42I'm just saying that I have to clean up after your mess all the time,
07:45and it's fucking exhausting.
07:46So when you got back,
07:47did you check every room and everything else?
07:49No, obviously I didn't,
07:50because Barry's never not sprinted to the door the moment we get home,
07:54so obviously I assumed he was with you.
07:56Um, not so.
07:58Top Gun Maverick?
08:00Hello?
08:00Do you not remember coming home late to Burberry sound asleep in bed with his monkey?
08:05I even took a picture.
08:06I think I still have it.
08:07First of all, that was bullet train.
08:09I didn't get to go see Top Gun Maverick at the theater because you had COVID.
08:13I knew you'd hold this against me.
08:14I got COVID at your stupid fucking mezcal night.
08:17Oh, is it stupid now?
08:19You are so full of shit.
08:20You couldn't get enough of mezcal mezcal night.
08:23I remember distinctly because I fell asleep to After Sun and woke up to you crying.
08:27Okay, so do you also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night
08:31to Burberry not sprinting to our feet because he was stuck in the laundry closet?
08:36Oh, not so, not so.
08:37Hello?
08:38That was more like 5 a.m.
08:39Thank you very much.
08:40And if I remember correctly, he was stuck in there
08:42because you kept telling me for three months that you would buy a doorstop
08:45and I kept saying, let me just order one on Amazon
08:47and you freaked out because it would be undermining your vision.
08:51Oh, you fucked up.
08:52You fucked up.
08:53This is good.
08:54This is good.
08:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:55Hold on, hold on.
08:56What?
08:57April 16, 2022.
09:00Aged brass traditional four-inch doorstop.
09:03And I actually said, I think I can make this work
09:06and ordered it for you, you goddamn fucking idiot.
09:10This is childish.
09:13You believe whatever you want, Lindsay.
09:15I know that I didn't leave the store with you.
09:17Well, I didn't, so I know you did leave it open.
09:20Josh?
09:21Go into the club, buddy.
09:22I'll be right back.
09:23You're safe.
09:25Is that so hard?
09:27Oh, you're gonna throw yourself into work like you did with your mum
09:29because you don't know how to process feelings!
09:33Oh, this is passing.
09:35Perfect timing.
09:37There you go, my lady.
09:38You look beautiful today.
09:40How are we doing?
09:40Good?
09:40Good, Chris?
09:41All right.
09:42Hey.
09:43Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
09:44It's been a minute there.
09:45Another Long Island.
09:46Can I get you another one?
09:47I'm gonna get you another one.
09:49Another round for the whole table.
09:50How about that?
09:51On the house.
09:52On the house.
09:53That's how we do it.
09:53Hi.
09:54How are you doing?
09:56Ooh.
09:56Are we loving the scones?
09:58Are we loving them?
09:59We love it.
10:00Good.
10:00Loving the scones.
10:01God, I love that face.
10:03How are you real?
10:04I still can't believe it.
10:06I'm gonna be so fucking dirty with you tonight.
10:08Yes.
10:09My man.
10:10Hey.
10:11What?
10:11Well, he's got your car out front whenever you're ready.
10:14I went ahead and did a quick detail.
10:16That's why I'm...
10:16That's why my pants are wet.
10:19How we doing?
10:19We all done here?
10:20Hey, Josh, man.
10:21How you holding up?
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23We heard about Burberry.
10:24We are so, so sorry.
10:26It's fine.
10:27It's sad.
10:28But, you know, shit happens.
10:29It's okay.
10:29Sit down, man.
10:30You've been through a lot.
10:32No, no, I can't.
10:33Sorry.
10:33I gotta go check on the lockers.
10:34They haven't really been tidying them up lately, so I gotta go see a little...
10:36Hey, can we get Josh and Negroni?
10:39That's your drink, right?
10:39Seriously, I'm good.
10:40I'm good, guys.
10:41He'll have two Negronis.
10:42It's all about work-life balance, man.
10:46That's so true.
10:46No, I'm fine.
10:47I'm fine.
10:47Work's really good for me.
10:48It's good for me.
10:48Not today, it's not.
10:50Oh, I know.
10:50Babe.
10:52Are you okay if I whisk Joshua right?
10:54Tonight.
10:54On the PJ.
10:55I know we got plans, and I want those plans.
10:57Oh, no.
10:58Please go.
10:58You guys need your boy's time.
11:00I'll be here waiting for you.
11:01I frickin' love you.
11:02I frickin' love her.
11:03Alright, listen, listen.
11:04I got the perfect idea.
11:06Wheels up in 40.
11:14Okay.
11:17Okay, fuck it.
11:22Okay.
11:23Well, I will say, officer, I think it's actually a very good use of police time.
11:26Sorry, excuse me.
11:27And I was actually told that Josh had connected with you, so this was illuminating.
11:31Okay, goodbye.
11:32Hello.
11:33Sorry.
11:33Oh, that's lovely.
11:33Hi.
11:34Lindsay.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37I got your email blast.
11:38I can't even.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Are you okay?
11:41Uh, no.
11:42I'm not.
11:43Do you mind putting up some of these?
11:47Sure.
11:48Of course.
11:49I was thinking, like, one here, and then, like, a couple about there.
11:52I can do it if it's easier.
11:53No.
11:54No, no, no.
11:55You just go do what you gotta do.
11:57I will put these up.
11:58Okay.
11:59Thanks.
12:00Sorry.
12:01Excuse me.
12:01Excuse me.
12:30I really should get back to Linz.
12:32How long is this gonna be?
12:33I don't know.
12:33And you?
12:34It's probably gonna be a while.
12:36I'm so sorry.
12:37Thank you so much for this.
12:38I just feel like I'm feeling bad that I left Lindsay back there, you know?
12:41Yeah.
12:41Let's go back, then.
12:43I'll walk you to the plane.
12:44I swear, man, if you're bringing me to the Rhino again, I'm gonna walk straight out.
12:49You think I'd be talking to you if we were at the Rhino?
12:53Oh, shit.
12:54We're in your chalet?
12:55Yep.
12:56This does not bode well.
12:59Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, no.
13:09You got hot chips?
13:12You got fucking hot chips?
13:14They were in town for a festival.
13:16Called a few favors in.
13:18You did this for me?
13:21I got you, amigo.
13:23No!
13:24Oh, shit, it's Hans Zimmer.
13:26I gotta take this.
13:26Enjoy.
13:27Now.
13:27Enjoy.
13:30Hey, Josh.
13:32Hey!
13:33Hey, Josh.
13:33Hey, don't you own a mini-move?
13:36I do!
13:37You should come up.
13:46Hey!
13:51Hey!
13:52Hey!
14:01I'm gonna...
14:03Come over!
14:07We saw your post and we figured we'd come out.
14:10That's so incredibly nice of you.
14:12You're literally the only ones who've come out.
14:15We really love dogs.
14:17Yeah, they're the best.
14:18Someone found his collar near Ohio Montgomery.
14:21Maybe someone found him then?
14:23Do you know how he got out?
14:25I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
14:27Yeah.
14:29I mean, he swears he didn't.
14:32Oh, I don't know.
14:32Maybe it was me.
14:35God, if this is my fault.
14:38I mean, he's just an innocent little dog, you know.
14:40What he wanted was to make us happy.
14:42He probably ran out the door to find us because he fucking hates being alone.
14:47If he's dead and it's my fault, I just...
14:49I don't know.
14:50I don't even know.
14:50No, no, no.
14:51Don't think like that.
14:53We'll help you look however long it takes.
14:57I gotta get back to the club for a session.
14:59I don't think it'll help too well.
15:01You go back.
15:02I can Uber home.
15:03No, no, no, no.
15:04You don't need to do that.
15:06Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
15:08Austin, I can meet you back at home.
15:10I really wanna do this.
15:12I guess I could drive her back.
15:15I'll have her back by curfew.
15:20Just make sure you take it easy.
15:23Yeah.
15:24At this one time I thought I lost my keys and then they just like appeared out of nowhere.
15:30Oh.
15:32Can I help you with those?
15:33Um, yeah.
15:35Except I've done this whole street so there's no points.
15:38You need to go all the way to the end.
15:39Everybody on this block is just fucking easy.
15:43Woo!
15:45Lay back.
15:49Lay back.
15:53Lay back.
15:55I'll give you lay back.
15:59It's good, isn't it?
16:01Lay back.
16:05Lay back.
16:07Lay back.
16:07Hey, hey.
16:09Lay back.
16:11We'll give you lay back.
16:14Under, and under, and under, and under, and under, and under.
16:19Spelling repetition really is on you.
16:22And when you feel this way, I really look with you.
16:26A-I-S-S-I-N-G-S-E-S-I-N-G-C-A-S-I-O-V-O
16:37-K-E-I-O-Q-M-E.
16:46Bye.
16:50Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip. We'll explain later.
16:57Can you fucking believe it?
16:59I mean, he's off traipsing around doing his usual GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,
17:04while you, the fucking Gen Z employee, no offence, are out here in the middle of nowhere with me.
17:10Fuck him. I hate that guy. No offence.
17:13No, fuck him. Fuck him. We'll find Burberry on our own.
17:16Okay, so someone heard a bark over here, a branch in my least,
17:20and then that nice portly lady heard tapping at the door here.
17:23So if we triangulate from where his collar was found, which is here,
17:27and given the fact that he hates the cold, he would head towards the area last touched by the sun,
17:31which is here, right?
17:35Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
17:38Wait.
17:40No, yeah, that's right.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I've gone mad, haven't I?
17:44No.
17:45No, I, I, uh, I totally get it.
17:50I just went through a hell thing.
17:52Oh, God, yes.
17:53Josh said he sent David for you.
17:56That was so nice of him.
17:58So what happened?
18:00Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
18:04You had an ovary removed?
18:07Yeah, and, you know, it, it makes having a kid a lot harder, obviously,
18:11and I, I definitely want to be a mom, so I totally get, like,
18:15being overwhelmed when you lose something important.
18:19Well, I guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance, then.
18:23Right?
18:24Thank you for understanding.
18:26Yeah.
18:27I just know that Barry's still out there, and I'm not gonna stop looking.
18:30Honestly, it's the healthiest thing you can do, probably.
18:34Yeah, well, I'm out of practice in that regard, trusting myself.
18:38What?
18:39No way, you're, you're so confident and independent.
18:44I'm honestly so impressed you're out here on your own.
18:46I'd be a mess.
18:52Are you okay?
18:54Do you, do you want to talk?
18:57No, I'm fine.
18:58It's just, you know, typical marriage stuff.
19:03Does Josh not treat you well?
19:06Well, it's complicated.
19:09That night we saw you two fighting.
19:12Does that happen often?
19:14No.
19:16No, I mean, not like that.
19:19Does he make you do things you don't want to do, like, financially?
19:24What are you suggesting?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Nothing, I, I just know that money is the main thing that Austin and I argue about.
19:32Yeah.
19:35Well, that never really goes away.
19:37Anyway, it's getting late.
19:38I've still got to check the hiking trails.
19:40I'm gonna call you an Uber.
19:41Where are we?
19:42Look, look, I, I know I don't know you very well, but you seem like, so perfect.
19:50And, like, I, I, I don't know your guys' history or whatever, but Josh kinda doesn't deserve you.
19:55You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah or threaten you or, like, be all shady and stuff,
20:01then you should just kick him to the curb.
20:03Cause, cause you're awesome.
20:06You know, and you're, you're so pretty, like, you could have anybody you want.
20:10You're just being nice.
20:12No, I mean it.
20:13I literally hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age.
20:19Let's get you home.
20:22Hello?
20:27What are you doing to your daddy?
20:32Can I interest you in a light cap?
20:34Uh, no thanks, I'm all good.
20:36Sure. It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
20:39Yeah, I'll have a little bit.
20:46Cheers.
20:47Cheers.
21:08Hey, you're up too, huh?
21:11Yeah, yeah.
21:14I hate turbulence.
21:16Rocky Mountains, huh?
21:21Hey, thanks again for tonight.
21:23That was so much fun.
21:26No, really, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
21:29My pleasure.
21:31Sometimes you just gotta recharge with the boys, so you can plug back into the Matrix.
21:37Ain't that the truth.
21:41Hey.
21:43How are you and Ava? Are you guys happy?
21:46Oh yeah, yeah.
21:48Good sex and good food.
21:51All you need for a successful marriage.
21:54That's great. That's really good.
22:01You and Lindsey good?
22:03Ups and downs.
22:05Got it.
22:07So the sex is bad, how's the food?
22:10We order DoorDash everyday.
22:13These apps are killing us, man.
22:18Fucking killing us.
22:20Do you think that I've changed since I've been with Lindsey?
22:24Oh yeah, oh yeah. Big time, big time.
22:28You kinda sucked before then.
22:31I wasn't that bad.
22:33You were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote.
22:42Yeah, but did I seem happier?
22:45Depends on how you define happy.
22:48Hey, every relationship goes to rough patches.
22:53Lindsey's good for you, man.
22:55When you started at the club, you were an aimless kid and now, you know, you're like this GM head
23:01honcho dude.
23:03Can't throw away someone who's made you better.
23:06Yeah.
23:07I get it though.
23:09I get it.
23:11Oh, fuck.
23:12We all get tempted, man.
23:15What?
23:18Ashley?
23:20Bev Card, the office associate?
23:22You think I don't know?
23:23No, no, no, no. It's nothing like that.
23:25Okay, so now you're gonna outplay the player?
23:28Dude, what?
23:28Heard you fired Deb for that shit.
23:31You think I don't know this?
23:32No, you really don't know.
23:34I'm not saying I'm not proud of you.
23:36I'm just saying you gotta be more careful with that stuff.
23:39Same sitch with my first wife.
23:41Remember Nicole from my office, huh?
23:46The moment you finish, you're gonna want Lindsey back.
23:50I don't care.
23:51Trust.
23:53Don't shit where you eat.
23:56Okay?
23:58Unless you really gotta go.
24:01Then I just, you know.
24:09Burberry!
24:14Burberry!
24:22Treats!
24:23Treats!
24:25Where are you? Mummy's got treats!
25:00Burberry!
25:01Burberry!
25:02I'm coming!
25:04Mummy!
25:07Where are you?
25:08Burberry, can you hear me?
25:10Burberry!
25:14Take off!
25:15Good luck!
25:17Stay away! Stay away! Stay away!
25:23I know this isn't your fault. We took your land.
25:28Stay away!
25:30Fuck off, coyote! Fuck off!
25:33Fuck off!
25:50Oh, my God.
25:56Oh, God. Is he okay?
26:07They're operating on him now. He got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper. Thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:43It's probably me.
26:47Are you okay?
26:52No.
26:53I'm not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know. I know.
27:04We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:41My hopes are free.
27:45So tell me what's wrong with the feeling.
27:51I'm a flower.
27:53You're going to be.
27:55You're going to be.
27:56It's my children's best you and me.
28:00I'm in love.
28:03I'm alive.
28:05I'm in love.
28:06I'm going to the stars and sky.
28:10Let's pretend we are from one night.
28:14With my hands in those babies
28:17It's the people I die
28:19I want real love, baby
28:22Who don't leave me waiting
28:24I got real love, baby
28:27Waiting till you taste me
28:29I want real love, baby
28:32There's a world inside me
28:34I can be just using
28:36Just before I'm getting
28:39A heart of me
28:42So tell me what's wrong with
28:45Feeling
28:46I'm in power
28:49You're the need
28:51It's the children you need
28:56I'm in love
28:58I'm in light
29:01I belong to the stars and sky
29:05Let's forget the arms of my eyes
29:11With my hands in those babies
29:14It's the people I die
29:16I want real love, baby
29:19Who don't leave me waiting
29:21I got real love, baby
29:23Waiting till you taste me
29:26I want real love, baby
29:54I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:55I want real love, baby
29:56I want real love, baby
29:56I want real love, baby
30:00I want real love, baby
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