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00:10It's Coco I'm very torn about winning these lip syncs having to pick these girls week by week is
00:18gonna be so hard but I also came here to play the game so by Coquita well this is definitely
00:25all
00:25sorry Tatiana who was your choice it was um it was Coco also I didn't think she represented herself to
00:35the best of her abilities giving the winner of the lip sync the power to send one of the bottom
00:40people home changes the whole competition I feel like now I have to not only impress Rue but also
00:47impress my competitors it's not fun this is a fucking doozy and it's just starting when she
00:55said safe I was like okay bitch so then they gave her her critiques I said damn yeah I'm glad
01:00I got
01:01my one-way ticket to the back row like we were back there like Jesus they're going the fuck in
01:06and they
01:06were poking bits just like every little wrong thing they got everybody for it's become immediately very
01:12clear this is all-stars this is gonna be hard there's so much talent in this one room yeah this
01:18is gonna be something it's intense you know coming in this competition you think you can prepare
01:24it's like everything you thought you knew flies out the window while you're going 90 on the highway
01:29we're still here and we get to send people home next week who would you have sent home I thought
01:34I
01:34would have chosen Fifi I don't know man I don't either I don't know if I could do it Rue
01:40gave us a
01:41responsibility as the competition progresses it's gonna get more difficult and could it be one of those
01:46situations where you scratch my back all scratch yours it's gonna be interesting to see how this
01:49turns out baby this is all-stars game on the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one
02:02-year
02:02supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame and a cash prize
02:08of
02:08$100,000 category is bunch cake it's a new day and I've been able to kind of sleep on everything
02:25this new power that we're given it changes everything this is the fucking drag survivor
02:29so nobody's safe no one Tatiana said like this Tatiana here's Tatiana and choices I'm still
02:41feeling a bit burdened from the judges feedback I'm feeling side swiped and I'm not liking how I'm
02:54feeling hey Queens now I brought you here because you are all-stars but now I want all new stars
03:01don't worry it's not personal it's drag so who else you got hello hello hello
03:15ladies here in Hollywood all the biggest celebs know that the key to longevity is reinvention
03:22so for this week's maxi challenge you get to reinvent yourselves all over again because it's time for an
03:29all-star edition of snatch game
03:35hashtag snatch game all-star oh my god snatch game already it's like Christmas came early
03:41oh god I can't even say I'm not even gonna say that I was gonna make a joke
03:47gentlemen start your engines
03:57this is the snatchity snatch snatch snatch snatch snatch who are you doing Teresa Caputo I was also
04:03going to do Teresa Caputo I'm doing Teresa Caputo all right the battle of the Teresas and you
04:10Mae West who are you doing I'm going to do Bjork all right
04:15all-star snatch game gives the chance for those who bombed in their season to really stand out
04:20so Alyssa detox and Fifi have a lot of work to do girl the last time I did snatch game
04:25I fucking sucked
04:26in season four I sucked on the snatch game
04:29Waking girl give a twirl give a twirl give a twirl
04:33this challenge is important
04:35I think I'm gonna do Nancy Grace I think that'll be fun
04:37it'll be something different for me
04:39it's super important for me to do very well because I shit on myself pretty much the last time around
04:46you're at the snatch game honey
04:48what's that
04:50so the pressure is very high
04:52you're doing Joan Crawford
04:53yeah Joan Crawford
04:54Miss Mommy Dearest
04:55yes god
04:56now can you talk like Joan without your accent
04:58I think you should leave the accent
04:59I fought worse monsters for years in Hollywood
05:05Alyssa's got to redeem herself from the Katy Perry
05:08have you ever kissed a girl
05:09oh
05:10well never
05:12but uh yeah
05:13because it's either gonna be a train wreck or it's gonna be a fun hilarious train wreck
05:18it's gonna be a train wreck regardless
05:20what who did you oh you won the snatch game in your season
05:23I won the first ever snatch game
05:25oh so you think you sound bad
05:26a little bit a little bit
05:28my Britney Spears got me far
05:30Britney dumb Dee Dee's so dumb last night she got arrested for driving without a
05:33a baby in her lap
05:36do you feel like you have more pressure now that you already won
05:39um a little bit
05:40yeah
05:40but I'm trying not to even get in that mindset
05:42yeah
05:45she had let her know bitch that was unintentional darling
05:48the one joke she had was a door are you okay
05:50uh-huh
05:52even though I'm trying to put on a smiley face for the day
05:56um everything's just processing
05:59and at this point I'm just trying to trying to figure shit out
06:04hello hello hello kitty girls
06:07hi
06:08hey
06:09adora delano
06:11hi ru
06:12now last time your anna nicole smith was on point
06:16it was iconic actually
06:18thank you
06:19who are you doing
06:20um
06:20john crouch
06:22i live
06:23yes
06:24yes
06:24why are your eyes
06:26all red
06:27uh
06:30i didn't expect i just didn't expect it to be like this i think
06:35i'm thinking of going home
06:38of tapping out
06:40i think so
06:49i'm thinking of going home
06:51of tapping out
06:53i think so
06:55why
06:58i think the the critiques last night and and and just like the vibes
07:02you felt they were extra harsh
07:04yeah
07:05it did
07:06the adore thing is the flannel and the fucking riot girl and grunge inspired 90s movement kind of thing and
07:13and uh
07:15it's such a sensitive subject for me to work with hundreds of queens that don't get it and then to
07:21come back here and i feel like michelle does not take me seriously
07:25i believe in beauty in a denim jacket and barefoot
07:29i love all forms of drag
07:31of course
07:32but if you're saying that because of the critiques on the main stage are the reason you're tapping out
07:38is that enough to tap out for
07:43i feel like you are being sabotaged by your inner saboteur
07:50i look really dramatic right now but uh it means a lot to me to just stick to my guns
07:56i know how hard it took for me to gain that confidence and that that uh and own my start
08:01i'm like you taught me how to what you're doing sounds like the opposite of of confidence confidence means you'll
08:06weather the storm no matter what i just know that you're stronger than this and i feel that you're making
08:11this decision based on fear
08:14the idea of tapping out and not sticking it through what do you think that says to your young fans
08:20i've taken what you've given me and i've built a career off of my aesthetic and um that speaks
08:26to them all on social media there was some critiques made about my drag aesthetic and um i tried to
08:33kind of like you know
08:35zhuzh it up in the meet and greet one of the fans came up to me and she was upset
08:39she was just like you looked so uncomfortable and i know you did this because of this
08:43and um just know that what you do is why we dress up like you and there's no one like
08:51you right now and
08:51to hear them say how much it means that's all running through my head
08:55you know you are loved here and i want you to stay i feel that you will live to regret
09:02this and that's your prerogative
09:03i am so forever grateful and i love you like a fucking family member you've changed my world
09:11i have to go is there anything i could say to you that would make you change your mind
09:17is there anything in the world because i'll say it
09:23i feel really confused
09:34i'd like for you to talk to michelle because i know what she said on the main stage is a
09:39big part
09:40of this i respect whatever decision you make
09:43i'm so sorry let me give you some love
09:49i want you to go and talk to michelle so you can resolve that okay all right i love you
09:53kiddo
09:53thank you all right
10:00i cannot believe ador is actually seriously considering leaving the competition voluntarily
10:06i'm hoping that michelle can say something to ador that will make her stay
10:12hello alaska hi things are just changing around here by the second
10:17i'm so disappointed in what is happening with ador and i can't even believe that it's even happening
10:25this is a huge opportunity so it's really upsetting and i hope she changes her mind
10:30yeah i hope she changes her mind but you know when you're up against that kind of energy
10:34that's in your head it's hard to overcome it
10:36all right well let's talk snatch game you did lady bunny last time you did very well
10:41you were very funny thank you
10:43and this time i see a big hat is that may west
10:47oh yeah
10:50have you ever done may west before
10:52uh no
10:53you know a lot of her catch oh yeah a hard man is good to find
11:00may west is a funny character but the thing is there are a lot of fierce bitches here
11:05don't underestimate what they can do absolutely
11:08well i cannot wait to see you in the snatch game make me laugh
11:11bye
11:11bye
11:18as i see michelle outside a bunch of emotions are coming
11:21i'm upset i'm confused tell me what's going on
11:25i'm leaving tell me why
11:27i just didn't feel like it was this is for me
11:30because
11:30you're a bit harsh girl
11:32listen
11:33but it didn't seem constructive
11:35it felt like let's let's let's take her down a notch
11:40yeah
11:40if you thought it was personal absolutely not
11:41i thought it was personal
11:42it sounded personal
11:43yeah
11:43absolutely not
11:46i wanted to throw up my soul
11:47what did you think you were going to come into
11:48you know that everything i say is not for me to be a bitch
11:51it's for me to push you and push you and push you
11:53i want to see you in 20 years like rupaul
11:55i want to see that
11:57we've talked about your drag aesthetic
11:58we've had many arguments about it
12:01i'm pushing you to do something
12:02yeah okay off-brand maybe or something you wouldn't do
12:05normally
12:08outside of this competition
12:10michelle and i have worked a lot together
12:12she definitely tries to do the mother hen thing with my aesthetic
12:16while we are here to celebrate all that makes you different
12:19it's still a competition
12:20i also don't want you to think that i
12:23am being a brat or unappreciative
12:25the reason why i get so emotional is because i do care about you
12:29and
12:32going back to getting judged by you
12:34the dynamic is completely different
12:35it is
12:36fucking with me
12:38again i can only apologize
12:40if it came out harsher than it was intended
12:42i'm apologizing to you
12:44in front of fucking cameras
12:45i don't even apologize to my children
12:46that makes me sad
12:48i know it makes me sad
12:49i'm not even like myself
12:50i'm not your
12:51like i'm sick of it
12:52like i'm like walking around puffy ass fucking eyes
12:54like trying to smile and shit
12:55looking like a fucking swollen baby
12:57tomorrow is so stupid
12:58tomorrow is another day
13:01i don't want you to wake up tomorrow morning and go
13:03what did i do
13:04and that's a possibility
13:09i don't want to put michelle
13:10or myself in a position to where
13:12either one of us have to compromise
13:14this is her job
13:15she's a judge
13:16i'd be damned if i go down that runway
13:18and her look at me and be like
13:19fuck i gotta take it easy
13:20because she's the chiona
13:22there's a part of me that's saying like
13:23can i stick it out
13:31coming up
13:32can i be honest
13:32um
13:33i think your jim crawford is more like
13:35it's to you
13:37i'm definitely noticing
13:38working with fifi
13:40she's very strategic
13:41i'm just saying
13:42you sounded like alissa
13:49hi tatiana
13:50hello rue
13:51last time you played snatch game
13:53your britney was exquisite
13:54you won the challenge
13:55how are you gonna repeat your success
13:58i'm doing ariana grante
13:59oh my god of course you are
14:02yeah
14:02what are her catchphrases
14:03um she doesn't have too many catchphrases
14:05but she's given a lot of funny moments
14:07i have a feeling that for the decades since you were on
14:11that you have been waiting for this moment
14:13to see all these bitches with your hands
14:16am i right
14:17um yeah to a certain extent
14:19i realized never try to win over
14:21the naysayers and the haters
14:23put all of your energy into impressing the people
14:25who were supporters of you from the beginning
14:28that is very wise
14:29because you know what i ain't got time for the people who hate me
14:32i'm too busy loving the people who love me
14:34exactly
14:35are we gonna see you with them hands on the snatch game
14:37yes
14:37make it funny
14:38definitely
14:39okay
14:39thank you
14:42hey roxy
14:43you won ten thousand dollars last week
14:47oh my god
14:47you had to also eliminate a queen
14:50a girl that i've known since i started drag
14:51wow
14:52and i might not have that friendship because of it
14:54but honestly she's a seasoned queen
14:56she knows how this competition works
14:58do you really think that she will hold it against you
15:00i know if she was thinking like me
15:02i would think
15:03that's my girl roxy's sickening
15:04she won
15:05maybe she'll keep me
15:06like you know she's on my side
15:08last time you played snatch game
15:10you did very well
15:11boom yes
15:12yes you did
15:12tamar braxton
15:13yes
15:14i have no idea
15:16una latina
15:18i love ellen
15:21i don't know
15:22sophia vergara
15:23oh my gosh
15:24i cannot wait to see you out there in the snatch game
15:27just make me laugh
15:28i will
15:29all right
15:30thanks roxy
15:30thank you
15:31all right listen up ladies
15:33in a few moments
15:34i'll meet you on the set of snatch game
15:37where we will be joined by
15:39two legendary queens
15:41drag race all stars
15:43raven and juju
15:45will be your celebrities
15:47oh my god
15:49juju and raven are going to be here
15:51fuck
15:51it's going to be a son of a bitch
15:53so good luck
15:55and don't fuck it up
16:01and dory finally comes back into the workroom
16:03she looks like she had just been crying or something
16:05um
16:06i just don't feel like i'm in it
16:09it was something different than i thought it was going to be
16:12i think i need to go
16:17i'm leaving rupaul's drag race all stars too
16:21i feel like shit
16:22i love you
16:23but i don't want you to give in to giving up
16:26i just don't think that this is for me
16:29it's so hard to say goodbye to everybody
16:31group hug
16:33i know that not everybody is going to agree with me
16:47but
16:48it's disappointing
16:48this is a huge opportunity that we've been given
16:52and so many people wish they could have been here
16:55it does suck because you know
16:57he's a good friend of mine
16:58but at the same time
16:59it's just one bitch down
17:00who also was a strong competitor
17:04so i'm just that much closer to the ground
17:06how do you feel
17:08can i be honest with you
17:09i'm just going to be honest
17:11um i think your joan crawford is more like
17:14it's too you
17:17i don't want you like offended by what i said
17:19i just
17:19i'm not offended
17:20okay i'm just saying like
17:21you sounded like alyssa
17:25so
17:27i'm definitely noticing
17:28working with fifi
17:29she's very strategic
17:31in this competition
17:32she's dropping little comments
17:34i think in an effort to make us
17:37a little insecure
17:38i'm really worried about yours
17:39okay
17:40you aren't that worried about your sophia
17:42you aren't
17:43in all honesty
17:44yeah
17:46because your Spanish accent needs to be way thicker
17:50are you sure
17:52i'm second guessing this accent
17:54you have to get the carpet
17:55i am totally getting in my head about it
17:58i'm thinking i am going to change my character completely
18:03coming up
18:04you know i'm black by injection
18:07where's the body
18:08marble please
18:17welcome to the all
18:21let's meet our contestants
18:23a stay-at-home mom from riverside california
18:27raven
18:29and a flight attendant who likes long walks on the beach
18:33big dicks and fried chicken
18:35jujube
18:36hi
18:37ladies are you ready to meet our stars
18:40yes
18:41praise the lord it's tammy faye baker
18:45oh god hey
18:46are you wearing makeup
18:48just a little chapstick
18:49my goodness you are one of my favorites
18:51i know
18:54moving on
18:55the original blonde bombshell
18:58may west is here
19:00howdy do room
19:01how's my little chickadee
19:03when i'm good i'm good
19:04but when i'm bad i get a serious venereal disease
19:10next the totally wacky and original
19:14bjork is here
19:15i love your suit
19:16thank you
19:17it reminds me of the lining of my small intestine
19:23next the long island medium
19:25teresa caputo
19:28rude does december 25th mean anything to you
19:31yes actually it does
19:32did you receive a gift on that day
19:33i absolutely received a gift on that day
19:35i got a gift
19:36wow
19:37don't mess up my hair please
19:38now ladies and gentlemen
19:41the legendary joan crawford
19:44how are the kids joan
19:45i'm deliberately trying to
19:47embarrass me in front of these reports
19:49i've fought worse monsters for years in hollywood
19:52yes i know
19:53barber please
19:59don't fuck with me fellas
20:03all right now
20:04tv's toughest legal eagle
20:06nancy grace is here ladies and gentlemen
20:08breaking news
20:09we need to get down to the basics of the alleged child abuse
20:12joan crawford
20:13where's the body
20:14christina bring me the axe
20:16no
20:19moving on down
20:20ariana grande
20:22is here
20:23hi ro
20:24are you ready to break free
20:25yeah
20:27next the one and only
20:29alaska
20:305000
20:34roxy andrews total last minute
20:36decision to switch to alaska
20:40i just have to ask
20:41is that a wig on your head
20:43uh if you're not wearing wigs
20:46then you're not doing drugs
20:49girl
20:50even i know that alaska song is
20:53that's not a wig
20:53this is my hair
20:54it's a big idea
20:55yeah
20:56yeah
20:57all right let's play snatch game
21:00juju this is for you
21:02okay
21:02those sexy kardashian sisters are starring in a new sci-fi epic called star blank
21:09pens down celebrities
21:10okay jujube
21:11i'm gonna do it
21:12star booty
21:14star booty
21:14i'm not gonna
21:16see if you have any matches on that
21:19zero
21:19joan crawford
21:21star booty
21:22that's a match
21:24you got it lady
21:25you think you're clever don't you
21:28well think again
21:31let's go on down to
21:33oh alaska what have you done with your lipstick darling
21:36oh my makeup is terrible
21:38now roo i didn't put booty
21:41but i did put anus available on it
21:44you know close but not a match
21:46missed it by this much
21:48hey
21:49okay here we go
21:50ariana grande
21:51oh she's got a donut
21:52you're licking the donuts
21:53i love donuts
21:55you love donuts
21:56i love america
21:56what's your favorite thing about america
21:58oh gosh the people
21:59the places
22:00the thing
22:01yes
22:01nouns
22:01yeah
22:03so i just you know i drew a donut
22:05star donuts is not a match
22:07all right let's move on down to nancy grace
22:09this just in
22:10i wrote star injections
22:13star injections
22:13illegal injections of silicone into the body
22:17you know i'm black by injections
22:22this is going to be for raven
22:24the pit crew have spent way too much time around drag queens
22:27now before they slip on their andrew christian underwear
22:30they blank
22:33raven
22:34they take a very tasteful photo of their nether region so that they can post it online
22:40they take a selfie
22:41they take a selfie
22:42let's see if you got any matches over here
22:44all right cami faye baker
22:45as it says in the book
22:47before thou puttest honest
22:50thongest
22:51yes uh-huh yes
22:52thou must pray
22:53pray
22:54pray
22:54yeah i gotta pray before i put on my underwear
22:56oh the time they don't even fit anymore
22:58oh the time they don't even fit anymore just go filled with god's love
22:59yes that is not a match
23:01but a very very good answer
23:03it's a very good answer
23:05you tried your best darling
23:07and pray
23:09moving on down to bjork
23:10actually i think i have the right answer
23:12okay you have the right answer
23:13i said they remove their testicles
23:15oh the judges say no bjork
23:18oh i just put mine here
23:19you have testicles
23:20sometimes i don't understand anything about science
23:25sorry bjork but not a match darling
23:27okay fine
23:30all right let's move on down to the long island medium
23:34now we've never met before so i want everybody to know this
23:37yes
23:37i just know exactly what the you know
23:39the producers in the background check has told me
23:40you know what i
23:43oh okay
23:44i mean the spirits are telling me a selfie
23:47a selfie
23:48yes the spirits are telling me a selfie
23:50that's uncanny
23:51it's spooky isn't it
23:52i'm telling you i have a gift
23:53yay
23:55let's move on to joan crawford
23:57what do you say
23:58they clean all the wire hangers out of the closets
24:02wire hangers joan
24:04no wire hangers ever
24:08why
24:09well that don't make no kind of sense
24:11but it sure is entertaining
24:12it's just
24:13this ain't my first time
24:15yes yes at the where
24:17at the snatch game
24:23all right jujubee are you ready for your question
24:27mm-hmm
24:28my play cousin cornesia is such a party animal
24:31when mosquitoes bite her
24:33they have to go to
24:35blank
24:36okay jujubee
24:38the clinic
24:39yes
24:40good answer
24:41right
24:41let's go to
24:43may west
24:44well i'm very happy to say they have to go to the
24:46clinic
24:48you know i go to the one on san vicente and santa monica you know what i mean jujubee you've
24:52been there i've seen you there a few times
24:54why do you go there may west
24:56because after your tenth visit you get one free
25:01fabulous all right let's move on down to bjork i'm very excited because i also said clinic
25:06you said clinic
25:07yeah
25:08how many bones do i win
25:09how many bones do you want
25:11oh
25:13see you after the show bubbles
25:17did you hear that bjork
25:18i'm down for anything especially i'd like to eat her hair it looks like pastrami
25:23something else looks like pastrami too
25:35let's move on down to nancy grace
25:37this just in
25:39oh
25:39she had to go to casey anthony's defense attorney she partied so hard rupaul
25:45yes
25:45two days after the child is missing she is drinking at the bar
25:49unfortunately that is not a match
25:50but we do have a dna match and that's coming up next after the commercial break
25:54thank you
25:54okay
25:55now raven the next question is a video from bianca del rio
26:01tammy brown is so unusual when she was abducted by aliens she blanked them
26:06all right stars write down your answers
26:09all right raven
26:11she shockabooed them
26:17let's go on over here to the long island medium
26:19are you writing something down
26:20no no
26:21oh well yeah because you're supposed to match
26:23the spirits are telling me shockaboo them
26:25i thought i saw you writing
26:27you didn't see anything ru i'm so sorry
26:28i didn't see anything
26:29see it's a spirit
26:32all right ariana grande
26:34i thought she sang to them
26:36nice try but no match sorry raven
26:39well that's what i would have done
26:40let's hear you sing to them
26:43huh
26:44the last time i went that high
26:46yeah
26:46one of my dogs died
26:47what did you do to the body
26:48yes what did you do with the body
26:51i'm sorry
26:52what what did you do with the body
26:54the body of your dog
26:56tatiana's missing the mark hardcore
26:57there's no jokes coming out of her mouth
26:59and whatever our jokes are not landing anywhere
27:01thank you so much
27:03let's move on down to alaska
27:05she said
27:06hi
27:06she said hi
27:08to them
27:09ru is throwing watermelons down the line
27:11and
27:13swing and a miss
27:14it's like little league softball
27:16and she has no arms
27:17more legs
27:19it's sad
27:20you still have one more chance
27:22with me west
27:24well ru i gotta say
27:25she probed them with her tootsie loo
27:29why don't you come on up
27:30and fuck me in the ass sometime
27:34you don't beat around the bush do you
27:36i beat around the bush all the time
27:38what are you talking about
27:41okay kids our time is up
27:44the winner of snatch game is
27:48hallelujah i'm back ru yes
27:50chandula
27:52hallelujah
27:52well i guess there you have it ladies and gentlemen
27:55thanks for watching everybody
27:57see you next time on snatch game
27:59see you tomorrow friends
28:04coming up
28:04this competition is going to be even more difficult
28:06because everybody's a judge
28:08what do you guys think about like the strategy
28:09you guys still gonna go with the weakest link
28:11if i win i'm eliminating the strongest competitor
28:25it's a runway day
28:26it's a runway day
28:27today is elimination day
28:29so girl you better bring it to the runway
28:31and it's going to be a latex extravaganza
28:35will you shut all the way up
28:36she is joan crawford
28:38do you sleep in a bucket of ice
28:40do you need a ball of ice
28:41you better get it hannibal lecter
28:42you look great are you wearing that down the runway mama
28:48i can't with you
28:49you ain't never do a beauty mask girl
28:51obviously not
28:55what do you guys think about like the strategy
28:56and like how you're gonna vote people off
28:58and you guys still gonna go with the weakest link
29:00if i win i'm eliminating the strongest competitor
29:02are you are you being serious
29:03no
29:04oh
29:06now is it whoever's weakest in the challenge
29:08or challenge plus runway
29:10or challenge divided by runway times two
29:13whoever accumulates the most points
29:15all right
29:16it's nice
29:17it's an accumulative contest
29:19but that's a really good question
29:20what factor does the runway play
29:22if it's a tie
29:23you gotta break it with the runway
29:24yeah
29:24okay that's fair
29:26this competition is going to be even more difficult
29:28because everybody's a judge now
29:30i would like to think that i would be khaleesi
29:32but i could go over to the lannister side too
29:37the only point of me coming on the show
29:38is to show that i'm a monster
29:40i'll tell you one thing
29:42if i win the challenge
29:43i'm taking all three of those lipsticks
29:44triple elimination
29:47how did it feel
29:48being in front of raven and juju yesterday
29:51right that's crazy
29:52half of it was like yay
29:54hello old friends
29:55and then the other half was like
29:57ugh this is kind of nerve wracking
29:58it's a little bit of deja vu
30:00because juju and raven are also season two girls
30:03were you friends with them in season two
30:04oh yeah i was really close with juju b
30:06yeah
30:06and me and raven had a splendid relationship
30:10you know what i think is cool for you
30:12is that like there's potentially
30:13the opportunity for you
30:15to gain a whole new fan base
30:16because the fans are so fucking young now
30:19yeah
30:19and a lot of them
30:20they've just started watching the show
30:21like season five, six, seven
30:23you know what i mean
30:23four, five, six
30:24it's like seven
30:25it's like a rebirth you know what i mean
30:27yeah
30:27and that's why i'm kind of taking this competition so seriously
30:31because i really want to reintroduce myself
30:34to the world
30:35the stakes for me in this elimination are high
30:37i need to be here
30:38i need to be given a chance to show everyone
30:41i'm total all-star material
30:46this was not intentional
30:48didn't you hear me talking about it
30:50no i didn't hear you talking about it
30:52i'll show you my notebook
30:54i drew pictures of it last night honey
30:55oh
30:57do you guys think it's worth winning the lip sync and the ten grand to send someone home katya
31:01yes
31:02definitely
31:02thank you me too
31:03definitely
31:04i had to do it
31:04it's a competition
31:06thank you me too
31:07give me a high five
31:07but you know what
31:08you guys are like high-fiving stuff
31:10but everybody feels different about it
31:11like for me
31:12no it's not
31:12hold on hold on
31:14can i finish
31:14i'm so sorry
31:14we're gonna get this money afterwards
31:16let's be real
31:17for me i just couldn't
31:18it's hard because i wouldn't want to
31:21be like well sorry girl
31:22you know what i mean
31:22it's not about the cash tip though
31:24it's about the end of the finish line
31:26thank you
31:26and i guess that's why we're all different
31:27we all have different feelings about different things
31:29and i guess that's how that is
31:30i don't know
31:31i feel like my words are getting twisted
31:32never mind
31:33just take a deep breath
31:34and go
31:34it's gonna be a lovely runway gal
32:01welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race all stars
32:05michelle visage
32:07what's new pussycat
32:08you my darling are the supreme all-star
32:11style superstar carson kressley
32:14are you feeling judgy darling
32:16i'm feeling judgy
32:17is that okay
32:18i love it
32:19the incredible todrick hall
32:21are you ready for more
32:22rue i was born ready
32:24and the rest
32:25is draw
32:27and he's back
32:29ross matthews how you doing
32:31oh honey you know i'm back
32:32i am a sucker for the snatch
32:35this week we challenged our queens
32:38to give us imitations of life
32:40and tonight
32:41in latex eleganza
32:43they're ready to burn rubber
32:45on the runway
32:46gentlemen
32:47start your engines
32:49and may the best woman
32:50win
32:55first stop
32:56fifi o'hara
32:57oh
32:58she's got all her ducks in a row
33:01i'd hate to see the bill for that
33:04this costume is totally me
33:06fun and like almost pen-up-y
33:07and i wanted the jewelry to speak for itself
33:09i feel super skinny
33:11and then the booty is like on point
33:13i feel so adorable
33:14wonder if you put her in a bathtub or float
33:16well if it quacks like a duck
33:20roxy andrews
33:22roxy andrews
33:22look at that body
33:23look at that
33:28fixin to sell this garment darling
33:30i've got my big 90s hair on
33:32i'm feeling total gothic glam
33:34i'm feeling very violet tchotchke
33:36but the plus size thick and juicy violet tchotchke
33:38well if a tire goes out on my car
33:40i'll know who to call
33:42she's ribbed for your pleasure
33:44yes she is
33:47alissa edwards
33:47oh
33:49her lips don't lie
33:50no
33:50that dress is a road map for her man
33:53well i can read her lips from here
33:55yeah
33:56how
33:56right in the kisser
33:57i am living
33:58i'm colorful
33:59i'm vibrant
34:00ferocious
34:01i got my dress on with the lips
34:03because you know i got plenty of secrets
34:04i gotta hold back some i keep in the vault
34:06just in case
34:07i want to kiss her all over
34:09or just kiss her ass
34:13up next katya
34:14she's into water sports
34:16oh it's esther williams cousin
34:18fister williams
34:21wow look at those breast strokes
34:23our cycles are synchronized
34:24i'm giving you a skin tight
34:26seafoam green esther williams underwater fantasy
34:29my waist is cinched
34:30my nose is pinched
34:32and my body is absolutely drenched
34:33in sweat
34:35her look is making me wet
34:37take a dip in the cool
34:39tatia
34:42tatiana
34:42she's a tramp a scamp and a bit of a
34:45fam
34:46uh-huh
34:46that girl is poison
34:48my latex look is real dark lady
34:51and i'm feeling a little sexy
34:52also it totally shows off the fact that i haven't eaten in a week
34:55so i'm feeling cute
34:57she's like johnny gill say you better rub her the right way
35:00that's her chance to be drowned
35:02alaska
35:04fashion
35:05yes
35:05gotta do something about that unibrow
35:07she's gotta get that plucked
35:08this is totally blade rubber
35:10yes
35:13i'm wearing head to toe rubber latex geometrical severe fantasy
35:19a nine part supermodel and one part robot
35:23and ready for insertion
35:25why are her gloves so low
35:27oh oh oh oh i get it
35:30i designed for your pleather
35:33ginger minge
35:34she's gone platinum
35:35i like the mermaid cut
35:36or is it uncut
35:39i'm just walking so eloquently down the runway
35:42this gown hugs every single curve in my body
35:46i have never felt more beautiful in my entire life
35:50yeah girl
35:52yes you better rub that lamp honey
35:54something's gonna come out
35:57detox
35:57yes mama
35:59raccoon eleganza
36:01now that is a thigh gap beyonce
36:05my whole vibe for this look is like this amazonian warrior goddess
36:11and i feel really fierce my tuck is right
36:13i'm brilliant i'm beautiful
36:15because why i'm detox
36:17now that's what i call an apple bottom
36:20red's delicious
36:23coming up
36:24unbelievable like breathtaking
36:27i love this runway look
36:29um it was a little nancy gross
36:37welcome ladies
36:38i want to remind you why we are all here
36:41i invited you to all stars because i believe you are the best of the best
36:47with this invitation comes great responsibility
36:50and i fought my entire life to not only grow my career but to build something that could help launch
36:57others
36:58every week that you're here is another opportunity to build your brand and legacy
37:03but
37:05there are no free passes ladies
37:07this is still a competition
37:09and now i need to hear
37:11from you
37:12ladies
37:13are you in it to win it
37:14yes
37:15good
37:16that's what i wanted to hear
37:18now
37:19when i call your name
37:20please step forward
37:22alissa edwards
37:25ginger minge
37:27you are safe
37:30please step to the back of the stage
37:37the rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
37:41now it's time for the judges critiques
37:43first up
37:44fifi o'hara
37:46tonight on an all-star stage
37:47coming out in a latex swimsuit
37:49didn't make me very happy
37:51okay
37:52um your makeup is a little off tonight too
37:54your contouring's so severe for you
37:55i was there for your gaga
37:57so i was looking at your snatch real close
37:58okay
37:59my face was right up in there
38:01teresa caputo is the perfect kind of person to pick for the snatch game
38:05and you did a great job with it
38:06so consistent all the way through
38:08yay
38:09all right up next roxy andrews
38:11hey
38:11this whole runway looked like when i first saw you come out
38:14i was like eh
38:14i don't know like it's maybe a little too like dead on and literal when you think of latex
38:18but the way you put it all together
38:20made for a better outfit than just what this dress is
38:23it was a bumpy snatch game for you
38:25it was just like oh it just didn't feel like a yay kind of thing
38:28yeah
38:29the thing about alaska she's funny quick snappy
38:31there's a lot of little surprises that you get with alaska
38:34that i didn't get from that performance
38:36in the workroom you said you were going to do sophia vegada
38:40but you changed your mind
38:41i changed because
38:43something told me i would have bombed sophia like
38:46worse than i would have done alaska
38:48when you come into this competition you already know that you're going to be doing snatch games
38:51so maybe it would have been wise to really think about that before yesterday
38:55up next katya i love this runway look so much i like when people do something that's what you're
39:01not expecting and what you gave us was like this esther williams moment with the full cap and you have
39:06like the nose thing which is the genius little touch that i expect from katya so right on snatch game
39:12i love the snatch game when i think of bjork i think of like an icelandic toddler on lsd
39:17yeah and you gave me that you're just brilliant you're an artist and all of your answers were
39:21just so psychotic and i just love everything that you do whether people knew who bjork was
39:25or not we all understood exactly what you were doing and that's what makes a really good
39:30characterization it was fabulous thank you so much
39:34up next tatiana tonight on the runway is kind of basic but something you'd see in a frederick's
39:40catalog or something okay to me it doesn't scream tatiana in any way
39:43your look for ariana grande spot on so the characterization was there for me
39:48i think we lost it were the comebacks there were moments where rue totally set you up
39:54and you just had to like spike it back over the net and that didn't happen for me
39:58i can't believe i just used a sports reference that has never happened
40:04i'm sorry
40:07this means so much and i fucked it up
40:15don't be sorry be fierce because you are an all-star
40:21thank you tatiana thank you
40:24up next alaska i love this runway look and i think what's so great about you is that you're versatile
40:31i know big surprise but yes the details the dress the makeup the dye line of the hair it's chic
40:37and
40:37glamorous the only call out on the look i would have loved like a cooler shoe
40:41me too
40:42right i know i know
40:44the snatch game
40:46it was brilliant from the beginning to the end it was just an amalgamation of sheer genius
40:52you did something really smart you not only entertained us but you educated our audience out there
40:57who may not know who may west is may west now for me is you doing may west every time
41:02i go through
41:03a drive-through now i'm gonna go oh i want a number one drive up and see me sometime
41:07supersize me sometime
41:09up next detox let's talk about um this look right now which i'm living for it's like the epitome of
41:16like
41:16latex glamour unbelievable like breathtaking when you walked out it was just like an oil painting
41:22like a perverted oil painting
41:25you just look phenomenal thank you very much and i just want to know
41:28where did you put it oh you know where it is
41:34the nancy grace at first i was like oh my god nancy grace is from staten island
41:38you're like listen to me
41:39in the beginning it was a little nancy gross
41:42you know it wasn't really there yet but you found your way
41:44it wasn't the right voice but it was kind of the right person
41:47um so i'm gonna give you a c on that
41:49thank you ladies i think we've heard enough i've made some decisions katya alaska
42:00you are the top two all-stars of the week congratulations you've each won two vip tickets
42:08to cirque de soleil's sexy adult cabaret zoomanity including airfare and deluxe las vegas accommodations
42:20viva o'hara you lucky duck you're safe
42:25that means roxy andrews tatiana detox you are in the bottom three
42:34katya and alaska each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate
42:42if you win the lip sync so while you queens deliberate in the workroom
42:48the judges and i will enjoy root beer floats
42:53you may leave the stage
42:57coming up i know that we're looking at this rolaska talk situation
43:01but that was a long time ago
43:03she can say that all she wants to
43:05but in the end she's not going to send home her best friend here
43:09not when this one's like okay
43:20it's an odd feeling being in the top and then coming into the workroom for deliberation
43:25thrilled
43:26because i'm one of the people who has to make a decision about some other people in the room
43:32tatiana roxy and detox are in the bottom
43:34i don't necessarily agree that detox should be in the bottom
43:37her runway destroyed
43:41national geographic meets italian vogue meets better homes and gardens
43:45flawless
43:46money bells about to get ten thousand dollars
43:48when you win a challenge it's just so like exciting
43:52and now it's sort of like much heavier
43:56because there's this huge responsibility attached to it
43:58i would like to have a moment with each of you
44:01um on the other sofa
44:02so um whoever wants to come first
44:05well i'm here i guess
44:08hi
44:08hi honey
44:10i wasn't expecting to see you in the bottom
44:13neither was i
44:14but at the same time i feel good enough that i wasn't the worst
44:18and i looked the best
44:21do you know what i mean
44:22and it's crazy because it's like this like
44:24ralaska talk
44:25i know i was just about to say that
44:27moment
44:28but whatever decision is made that's not going to be favoritism
44:32right and i respect whatever decision it is that you come up with
44:35well it's such a shame i fucking hate you
44:38should i start packing now or
44:39you probably should
44:41shall i send over the next clone
44:42yeah sure
44:45are you sure you're gonna wear that
44:46i'm gonna see if i can get changed
44:48because this little hobble dress is not going to be very entertaining
44:50do you need help
44:51yes would you please
44:54how are you doing
44:55um i expected it
44:58you did
44:59you definitely know i was one of the weaker legs so
45:01whatever decision is made
45:02it's not coming because of favoritism or anything like that
45:06just do what you feel is right
45:08but congratulations
45:09thank you
45:10not when this one's like
45:12win it
45:14okay
45:14win it
45:15i'm hoping we're gonna stay true to what we said
45:17because i feel like the girl who got the harshest critiques was tatiana
45:20so if we're sticking through to our plan
45:23i should be good to go
45:26hi how are you
45:28um not good
45:31i'm sorry that you're in the bottom
45:32i know that we're looking at this realaska talks-esque situation
45:37but that was a long time ago
45:39and i want you to know that whatever happens
45:41is not based on
45:43friends and family discounts
45:45or you know favoritism or anything like that
45:50yeah
45:51she can say that all she wants to
45:52but in the end
45:53she's not going to send home her best friend here
45:56so i just want you to know that
45:58i trust it'll be a fair decision
45:59i think you're stunning
46:01and really cool
46:03um
46:03sorry
46:05stupid
46:05go ahead
46:06why do you feel stupid though
46:10because uh
46:12i just feel like i didn't do my best
46:13and something like this you can't really fuck up
46:16i need this i really want this
46:19right
46:19you've been here and you've held your own
46:21i just wanted to show more
46:23because there's so much more
46:24and i hope that i get the opportunity
46:26but if i don't i get why
46:29i love you a lot
46:30you too
46:33i'm not gonna lie
46:35there's definitely a part of me that's enjoying this potential power situation
46:38girl no
46:39no no no no no it's just because i'm so used to being terrified
46:43in like in the grip of total anxiety here and now i feel like
46:48i have to say there is a part of me that is very intrigued and attracted
46:53and seduced by this new power
46:58but i will do the fair thing
46:59i just want to tell you you know
47:01i want to prove how much i'm a different person than i am for my season
47:04and i feel like my time is too short still
47:07i know i am in the bottom
47:08and i felt like all i could do was my runway today
47:11and it's not personal it's just
47:13we're all here we're all professional drag queens with careers
47:15and we can evaluate what's entertaining what's not entertaining
47:18it's 50 50 i could be going home
47:20you never know how these girls are going to play the game
47:22and i'm terrified
47:24next
47:27tell me why you should be america's next top model
47:32i know you're feeling terrible
47:33yeah
47:34i feel like
47:35almost because i am from an earlier season
47:37and i was so young that i do
47:39i've been saying this whole time like i don't have to prove anything to anyone
47:42but i kind of do
47:44i thought i was on a good roll here last week
47:45and there's so much more that i have
47:48that's like out of the box and different for tatiana
47:50that i want the world to see
47:52and i kind of need the world to see
47:54this competition means so much to me
47:56i don't want to go home
47:58i'm not ready to go home
48:01i can't go home right now
48:03i knew coming in here that like everybody's going to be so good
48:05that it's just like you don't know what the hell
48:07from week to week it's going to be a complete roller coaster
48:10i don't want to make it like harder on you
48:12if you're feeling like towards one way or another
48:14don't think that like this is like
48:16no no no
48:16because i know you
48:17i would like to really not
48:18yeah how i know you
48:20give me a hug
48:22we got a code 69 in progress
48:27oh silencio silencio
48:29bring back my gas
48:39if i win this lip sync
48:41someone's going home because of me
48:46i've made up my mind
48:48but it's really hard having that decision on my head
48:55i have to make the decision about who to send home
48:58it's really tough but it's still a competition
49:00and i have to make sure that every decision i make
49:03is the right one
49:16welcome back ladies
49:18two top all-stars stand before me
49:22ladies this is your chance to impress me
49:25win ten thousand dollars
49:26and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens
49:31the job
49:34the time has come
49:35to lip sync
49:37for your legacy
49:42i'm excited to lip sync against alaska
49:44i am feeling myself
49:46i am preparing the world to gag on my legacy
49:49which involves a line of platform jellies in every size color and shape
49:53i know that i really need to turn it out
49:56there's no question that i want to win a lip sync
49:59it's another opportunity to impress the judges
50:02good luck
50:03and don't fuck it up
50:05i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska talks
50:31so if alaska wins this lip sync
50:34the chances are i'm being sent home
50:40the odds of me going home are 50-50
50:43i should be the one to stay
50:45but you just never know
50:46i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:03i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:12i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:20i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:29i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:38i am in the bottom with two-thirds of alaska
51:46katya you're safe
51:47thank you
51:48you may join the other girls
51:54will the bottom three please step forward
52:04alaska with great power comes great responsibility
52:11which queen have you chosen to get the chop
52:16like you've said many times
52:17rupaul's drag race is a microcosm of the real world
52:20and in the real world
52:22sometimes we have to make really difficult decisions
52:25and tonight is one of those times
52:27i've taken into consideration
52:29the performances in the snatch game
52:32and on the main stage
52:34and i've most importantly taken the judge's critiques into consideration tonight
52:39the queen that i have chosen
52:44is tatiana
52:49tatiana
52:50yep
52:51as it is written so it shall be done
52:54see me with them hands girl
52:57now
52:59sashay away
53:00thank you
53:01thank you
53:02thanks
53:09the most disappointing part about being eliminated this early in the competition
53:13is definitely i don't have the ability to show everything that i have to offer
53:18not just in the way of clothing but i have a lot more personality and talent
53:22that i didn't get the chance to feature
53:27congratulations all stars
53:28keep freaking me out
53:30and you can find yourself in the drag race hall of fame
53:34now
53:35remember
53:35you can't love yourself
53:37how in the hell you gonna love somebody else
53:39can i get an amen up in here
53:40amen
53:40all right now let the music play
53:42all right now let the music play
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