00:14Welcome to the grand re-opening of WizzTech!
00:24We owe a big debt of gratitude to Justin Russo
00:28for saving WizzTech by removing the plastic balls from our hallowed holes.
00:35And we know how dangerous plastic is to wizards.
00:39We hate plastic! We hate plastic!
00:43Thank you, thank you. We're wizards. We all hate plastic, right?
00:50Saving WizzTech wouldn't have been possible without the generous financial support
00:55of the Wizz World industry, so...
01:04I hope that's okay with you, Professor.
01:07Of course. A few advertisements is a small price to pay for the re-opening of our beloved school.
01:15As long as the sign isn't made of plastic.
01:19Ah.
01:21Now, I would like to invite WizzTech student Hugh Normus to cut the ceremonial ribbon.
01:35Oh, no thanks. My giant hands will never fit in those scissors.
01:41I'll have to use my own.
01:42It won't be fine.
01:50Gee?
01:54Oh, are you kidding me?
02:09whoa finally tv hall i want it all commercials
02:18thanks for coming back with me alex and i promise i'll make you forget about that
02:24boyfriend who broke your heart yeah dean almost forgot about him thanks for hitting the reset
02:34button on that i'm sorry i'm sorry no this is a new start for you now you have no idea
02:43what's
02:43possible here and you're a very special girl very very special
02:56more special than you will ever know i'm i'm sorry i can't hear you with all this evil thunder
03:04oh i said you're special oh thank you
03:10ominous thunder and lightning brought to you by the whiz world weather channel
03:18now that could get annoying you think this would look good with my board shorts
03:24i'ma get it anyway
03:30well you know everything's gonna be a breeze at the end will no doubt justify the means
03:36can fix any problem with the slightest ease yes please
03:40but you might find out it'll go to your head when you write a report on a book you never
03:45read
03:45with the snap of your fingers you can make you bad
03:47that's what i said everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest
03:58dreams
03:58you might run into trouble if you go to extremes because everything is not what it seems
04:09everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and bad is simpler to me
04:16be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not
04:26what it seems
04:36junior i i cursed the castle so i could turn the whole place into a ballroom for the best birthday
04:42ever
04:43now it's ruined dad i have a better evil plan to restore our family's evil powers
04:54oh now that is a fantastic birthday gift but you know i'd rather have some of those shoe skates
05:03size 10
05:08dad focus
05:11all we need to do is get alex russo up to the tower of evil with me
05:16and then we can turn this place into an evil wizard school
05:22dad that is a great evil plan i am proud of you
05:30actually actually i didn't think of that justin russo gave me the idea
05:35oh take credit for it anyway and that's evil
05:39now in the meantime make sure no one sees this
05:53jake me fruit dessert
05:55my party's back on
05:59no no this is alex's boyfriend
06:04i hit him in here in the supply closet so we can get alex up to the tower of evil
06:09uh it sounds delicious
06:15dad i know what you're thinking don't eat it
06:23stop it
06:25oh and um
06:28also i need you to get rid of this silly wooden card alex's boyfriend made for
06:33oh isn't that sweet
06:36dad you're evil
06:38right
06:44oh hey cool booth who's this
06:48my father
06:49the evil one
06:50yes i am
06:52but defeated by your brother
06:55oh right i'm horribly defeated i'm terribly defeated i'm a mess
07:01just selling t-shirts here not hiding anything back there in jiggly fruity dessert
07:07you are not good at hiding things
07:13and
07:14by um hiding things
07:17i mean
07:18hiding
07:21what amazing deals these t-shirts are
07:24oh these are pretty good deals
07:27yeah
07:27do you have this in blue
07:29i'll have to look in the supply closet
07:31oh no no no no no no no no no no no no
07:36that's just uh
07:37oh
07:40oh look
07:42it's the blue
07:45thank you
07:48better get to class
07:50when i was just dean we never went to class
07:52well i'll try and be a better influence on you
07:55oh
07:56a lot of people have tried good luck with that
08:01how about after class
08:03we have a picnic
08:04in this great place i know on top of the tower of evil
08:08oh
08:09i was told to never go to places that are evil
08:11it was just named after
08:14uh
08:16william
08:18evil
08:20the architect
08:22he's famous for a lot of
08:23a lot of buildings
08:25oh yeah i've heard of him
08:26you have
08:27no we're just trying to impress you
08:47thank you
08:50it's funny it sounded like i said hey you
08:58oh
09:00anyway
09:03what are you doing there pulling a cereal box on a wagon
09:06no
09:07it's not cereal
09:09it's a massive billboard
09:13whiz world industries picked me to haul it around
09:16you know because i'm a giant
09:19well if i ordered the cool binoculars on the back
09:22maybe i could see it
09:25don't you think all these advertisements around here are a bit too much
09:29well if by a bit too much you mean a bit too terrific then yes check this out
09:40why buy whiz world why not i uh i wouldn't i wouldn't wear that in class if i were you
09:47oh i'm wearing it for class sign wearing 101
09:55what about learning learning wizardry and spells and potions all all the things that i love about
10:00whiz tech
10:07whiz world industries
10:11they've got products yes they do they've got products to sell to you
10:23i can learn to love that
10:30no all this advertising is corrupting my school
10:42oh
10:43oh
10:44sorry
10:49working on this from my advertising class called blimpertizing
10:53that's it
10:55whiz world said they put up a couple of signs
10:57those tiny little executives lied to me
11:03i need to speak to professor clumps
11:10here we are
11:11the entrance to the tower of evil
11:15shall we
11:17i thought you said we were going to picnic where's your basket
11:21um
11:23a bear took it
11:27look
11:27if you're trying to make me scared of some pretend bear so you can put your arms around me i'll
11:33play along watch
11:35oh no a bear protect me
11:39well cute
11:41well come on
11:42there is a wicked view up there
11:46although
11:48it's nothing compared to this view
11:54why are you looking at me
11:55oh i get it i'm the view
11:57duh
12:04oh
12:06professor crumbs
12:08look i know i brought whiz world industries in but nobody's learning anything except how to buy whiz world products
12:14well whiz world products are high quality and affordable
12:19hi
12:20this professor has been brought to you by whiz world industries
12:26what was that
12:28whiz world industries is sponsoring me
12:30kind of like a walkathon
12:32except i get to keep the money
12:34this has gone too far
12:38hey justin
12:41i heard that alex went up to the tower of evil
12:45evil
12:48where'd you hear that
12:49well that's what everybody's talking about
12:52well that and um my awesome sign flipping
13:02not to worry alex is perfectly safe as long as she doesn't go up there with ronald long cape
13:09that's exactly who she went up there with
13:12that's exactly who she went up there with
13:13oh no
13:14what do you mean oh no
13:17i mean if alex goes up to the tower of evil and plays the tetherball of evil she'll become evil
13:24oh i love tetherball it's the only ball that you can never lose
13:31well if ronald and she become evil then they have the evil strength to take over whiz tech and make
13:36it evil
13:36i knew that guy was evil
13:38but then he talked me into believing that he wasn't evil
13:43which is totally evil of him
13:46come on we gotta go stop him
13:48yeah
13:49i'll stay here
13:56ooh
13:58lovely
14:01ooh
14:01it's the strangest greeting card i've ever seen
14:04i like this one
14:06yes
14:06i think anybody's good at mine
14:17oh wow
14:19it's so romantic up here
14:22we should look at the stars it's kind of our thing
14:24yeah
14:25you know what else is our thing
14:28playing tetherball
14:30playing tetherball
14:31no it isn't
14:33well can it be
14:37uh no
14:38i think looking at the stars is more romantic than tetherball
14:43well then
14:45how about we stand here
14:47next to this pole
14:48and uh look up at the stars
14:50and then
14:51maybe just bat the ball around a little
14:56i gotta tell you ronald i'm not all that into playground games
15:00i'm really into just being with you
15:05come on alex
15:06just one game
15:08i don't even know how to play
15:10you just
15:11you just keep hitting it back and forth for a little while
15:14sounds complicated
15:15no
15:17hit it
15:18no
15:19hit it
15:20no
15:21hit it
15:21no
15:22hey i'm doing it
15:25good
15:26keep going
15:27oh
15:30it's glowing
15:31ha ha ha
15:32it's working
15:33why is it glowing
15:34this is good
15:35this is good
15:37why is this good
15:40because it's our thing
15:41it's not our thing
15:46oh no
15:47no
15:55that was a lot of stairs
16:00i should really run instead of hiding under the bleachers during PE
16:06why
16:07why didn't you guys just take the elevator
16:09there's an elevator
16:11oh
16:12there needs to be better signage in this tower of evil
16:17what are you guys even doing here
16:19alex you gotta stop playing tellerball you're gonna turn evil
16:22oh
16:23oh
16:24you're too late
16:25justin
16:26in less than a minute
16:27alex and i will have turned evil
16:30to destroy wiz tech
16:32and begin our evil lives together
16:34what
16:35oh i heard him
16:36he said that you and he are gonna start your evil lives together
16:40congratulations
16:42it's too late to stop the evil justin
16:45your sister has served her purpose
16:48wait
16:49is that why you brought me up here
16:51for evil
16:52you used me to complete your evil plan
16:55well
16:56that could have been any russo
16:58come on justin
16:59let's go spit over the edge
17:03i guess that had to be you
17:07max
17:07we're trying to stop evil
17:10you fight evil your way i'll fight it mine
17:19you lied to me ronald
17:20you told me that i was special and i fell for it
17:24i can't believe i broke up with dean
17:26he broke up with you
17:28look the story we're telling everybody is that i broke up with him okay
17:32well maybe you won't turn evil maybe it's not too late
17:35whiz world industries is proud to announce that evil will commence in three
17:43two
17:44one
17:46evil
17:52yeah it's too late
17:57i don't look like him do i
18:07professor crumbs were too late
18:09i would have been here sooner but somebody spit on me
18:13i had to change my robes
18:16bullseye
18:17yeah well you didn't make it
18:19my evil powers have been restored
18:24i am taking over wiz tech
18:27and making it
18:28evil
18:29and um professor crumbs
18:31um i'm firing you
18:34and
18:36just to prove that i am
18:39evil
18:40i'll take that beard
19:03thank you
19:04thank you
19:07before i go i'd like to give alex something that i believe belongs to her
19:17i can't get used to looking at him without the beard
19:24it's from dean
19:26that's impossible
19:29dear russo
19:30i was thinking maybe i should start calling you alex
19:34so here goes
19:36dear alex
19:37i like you
19:39sign moriarty
19:40i mean dean
19:45aww dean
19:47and there's not a crate on it
19:49it wasn't an assignment
19:51then why'd he break up with me
19:53he didn't
19:55i did
19:56and you
19:58fell for it
20:01i'm stopping seeing you
20:03see you in school
20:05it was you
20:09absolutely
20:11and now
20:14evil is mine
20:20oh my gosh evil has taken over we gotta warn the others
20:26there's
20:27there's an elevator
20:29there's an elevator
20:35these things are slow
20:39wait a minute
20:42there is a way evil can be undone
20:45if one of the tetherball players is in love
20:49then evil is cancelled
20:51ronald
20:53are you in love with anyone
20:58yes
21:02yes
21:03is that someone
21:04yourself
21:06yes
21:12doesn't count
21:14alex russo are you in love with someone
21:18oh my goodness
21:20i guess i am
21:23i'm in love with dean
21:25i believe you are
21:37what's happening to me
21:38the natural power of love
21:41no
21:45oh
21:48i found him attractive
21:52oh
21:53well
21:55you can love dean
21:57but he can't love you back
22:00what are you saying ronald
22:02i've trapped your precious dean in a jiggly fruit dessert
22:06and i've hidden him somewhere you will never find him
22:13finally
22:17away
22:18all right son
22:20having all this jiggly fruit dessert around is just too tempting i thought i'd better hide your encased boy up
22:27here
22:29jean
22:30oh no
22:32dad
22:33this is why we failed at being an evil family all these years
22:39evil is one thing but mean is a hurt that never goes away
22:47all right
22:50no one try and follow us
22:51or lumber boy gets it
22:54no wait
22:57jester we have to take the stairs
22:58couldn't we just wait for the elevator to come back up it'll be like
23:01jester even i know that's a bad idea
23:06fine grab my hands
23:08we're wizards
23:10we'll take our own way down
23:16skill
23:21pills for feet spell nice one justin
23:24i know
23:25pillows for feet never thought i'd use it
23:30oh man i can do my own spits
23:34not your spit
23:37bullseye
23:47I think we're going to catch you.
23:51Never!
23:55Wait, I was with a guy that said curses, not hot.
24:00I'll take my beard back.
24:24Higgly Wiggly, get out of that chiclet.
24:28Hey Russo, I came by to give you something.
24:32Oh no, I lost it.
24:34I'll go make you another one.
24:36No!
24:38I think you dropped it.
24:42Read it to me.
24:48Dear Russo, I was thinking maybe I should start calling you Alex.
24:53So here it goes.
24:56Dear Alex, I like you, beside Moriarty.
25:02I mean, Dean.
25:06Aw, I love it.
25:08You do?
25:09Yes.
25:12And I love...
25:16This card.
25:19You just said that.
25:21Well, that's how much I love it.
25:23I love it so much.
25:25More than you will ever know.
25:32Why do you say it like that?
25:34I don't know.
25:35I thought I'd give it a shot, but it's not really me, huh?
25:44Alright.
25:46First one down the staircase wins.
25:49I'll even give you a ten second head start.
25:52You're on.
25:53Go!
25:54Go!
25:55One, two, three.
26:03I knew you were going to do that, and I'm still going to beat you.
26:07No.
26:08No, no.
26:09Wait, wait, wait.
26:15No!
26:27I can't remember it again.
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