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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:33The End
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:05Whoa!
00:01:26Whoa!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:40Whoa!
00:01:43Whoa!
00:01:50Oh!
00:02:10Come on, come on, get up!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:37I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:02:37I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:02:40I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:03:10I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:03:11I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:03:48I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker.
00:03:50Let me go! Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar. I'm a seer. Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl. You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:17But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him. Good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break. How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds. Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this. I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right. And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah. Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry. Let's get her.
00:04:51No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here permanently.
00:05:08You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy. I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45I don't even know them.
00:05:47Well?
00:05:51Hello?
00:06:22Oh, I'll get some of them.
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day, that's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:05Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess, I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:08:00You?
00:08:01Oh!
00:08:03Oh!
00:08:04Oh, man!
00:08:08He's got it.
00:08:27What are you doing?
00:08:56Come on, come on, the back door, let's go.
00:09:04Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:09:12Let's get out of here.
00:09:20After them.
00:09:34Let's go.
00:09:56I'm Evie.
00:09:58Deathstalker.
00:09:59Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gamey!
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:13Aah!
00:11:14Yeah!
00:11:29Hold it!
00:11:30Which way did they go?
00:11:31Let her know!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'm the double-backed, we'll meet here, but find them!
00:11:36Here's them!
00:11:44Yeah, I think we finally lost them starving here just a second haven't had a
00:11:51thing to eat since last night of the Boots
00:11:58here try it it's my specialty oh your specialty huh like it
00:12:07good very good um some water too please
00:12:17thank you that was great great boy you must have really been hungry
00:12:23more oh no couldn't eat another bite couldn't eat another bite
00:12:27i know i kind of messed things up for you before
00:12:33excuse me just struck me funny
00:12:36but i'm willing to make it up to you i'm listening i can tell your future
00:12:41no really i'm a seer it's a gift i've had since childhood
00:12:45okay things can't get much worse i guess shoot
00:12:51spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:59i want to keep that to a minimum i see you embarking on a heroic quest
00:13:04it shall become legend and storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages
00:13:09well i sure hope they get my name right
00:13:12an image is coming to me
00:13:15yes i see it so clear a young woman no a princess
00:13:21a princess is she rich she's calling to you help me help me death stalker only you can save me
00:13:30she's in trouble oh big trouble a matter of life or death
00:13:35why what i see someone else dark and evil this is bad this is real bad the princess is being
00:13:46imprisoned by jerak an evil sorcerer are there any other kind he's also a great swordsman even
00:13:55greater than death stalker better than me wait he's laughing at you come and get me death stalker if you
00:14:04dare what this sorcerer where do i find him in the land of jaffir where the hell is that oh
00:14:12it's a long
00:14:13and perilous journey oh figures many dangers witches dragons ogres let's get down on the tourist
00:14:20trade you shall confront them all emerge victorious and reap a fabulous reward the all c9 never lies
00:14:29and this is gonna get me into the legends right up there with conan
00:14:36oh whoa whoa uh sorry you all right yes what about the reward when i know more you know more
00:14:47well that settles it then i'm out of here where are you going let's go i'm not getting any younger
00:14:54go to jaffir you know go to jaffir now you got it sis wait a minute wait a minute there's
00:15:04still more soup
00:15:21next
00:15:26have you found the princess yet i'm working on it she won't get far
00:15:31you should have never let her escape she might come back and take a throw
00:15:37a waif pretending to be a princess who would believe it why don't you just kill her
00:15:46evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:52i created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:58unfortunately i haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:03in other words if she dies
00:16:07you die but once i've made a few minor adjustments in the formula i can duplicate anyone then eliminate the
00:16:14the original now my dear please run along these brief practice sessions are the
00:16:18only leisure i allow myself and i enjoy them so much more alone
00:16:27i'll be in my chamber wait as you wish my dear as you wish
00:16:34next
00:16:40sultana you know how i hate standing in line you look marvelous lovely as a rose we can dispense with
00:16:48the pleasantries if you don't mind after what you've done to me i'd hardly call this visit a pleasure
00:16:54whatever do you mean my dear you never would have been able to put that little blonde
00:16:58bitch of yours up on the throne without my help let alone get rid of the grill one you were
00:17:03paid
00:17:03handsomely i did not come here to bicker with you jerak my dear i have a proposition for you you
00:17:09wish to
00:17:10have the princess evie returned to you i wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting
00:17:15her back here i have a man shadowing them now doubtless you'll remember chin the buccaneer
00:17:20chin the one eye the man's a second-rate amateur in any event you will assist him evie is mine
00:17:28and the meddler death stalker death stalker oh very well he's yours enjoy done
00:17:38always a pleasure sultana likewise i'm sure next
00:18:11which way oh mighty oracle why do they call you the prince of thieves
00:18:17some the best but you're not a really which way
00:18:21the west road are you sure absolutely the crystal ball never lets me down the west road
00:18:29you sure about that west road
00:18:34if you had the chance to marry a real princess would you do it no i wouldn't why not because
00:18:40being a
00:18:40princess brings out the worst in a woman always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little
00:19:02brat if they don't get their own way give it to me chin what do you got dead stalkers as
00:19:05good as in the grave
00:19:06look sailor don't carve a tombstone so readily he has as many lives as a cat and remember the last
00:19:14one belongs to me if he's made of flesh and blood he can die never underestimate the strength of an
00:19:21enemy especially an accomplished fighter like stalker you're telling me how to do my job sultana just
00:19:28giving you some friendly advice well keep it to yourself i'll bring stalker to you on a platter
00:19:33like a piece of raw meat oh yeah yeah i've got just the butchers to do it
00:19:39say hello to crazy auto rhine gold the mad prussian solely responsible for the lemurian massacres that
00:19:46killed hundreds and left thousands homeless i'm sure you recognize ed the hedge shamansky five years
00:19:52on the genghis khan strike force part-time consultant to attila the hun next john the baptist bombasso
00:19:58drowning's a specialty beside him nick the crippler of cashmere i think his name says it all
00:20:05and last but not least a real find buddy footstool rosa only recently dismissed by ivan the terrible for
00:20:12excessive brutality
00:20:16still skeptical you bet i am suit yourself come on boys
00:20:33okay men let him have it
00:20:43close men but don't kill not yet
00:20:54i
00:21:02i
00:21:06i
00:21:07i
00:21:08i
00:21:08i
00:21:09i
00:21:09i
00:21:10i
00:21:11i
00:21:23i
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:41Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:15You and your visions.
00:22:20Anything's coming handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys. Save your arrows.
00:22:48I want to help you.
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:02No, no, no, no.
00:23:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:10No, no, no, no.
00:24:35No, no, no, no.
00:24:36Throw your sword down or I'll cut her pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and, uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:04No!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10This stalker?
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This stalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:47What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:38wander from the dead man.
00:26:38Look what we have here.
00:26:42Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:07You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure. It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's going to believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered. My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked. We've got to go back.
00:27:45You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there. It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in. What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on. It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:29Oh, come on. It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:28:46Oh, come on.
00:28:47Oh, come on.
00:28:49Oh, come on.
00:28:50Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:55Oh, come on.
00:28:56Oh, come on.
00:28:56Oh, come on.
00:28:56Oh, come on.
00:29:08Oh, come on.
00:29:10Oh, come on.
00:29:16You know, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive,
00:29:21but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly,
00:29:29but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir,
00:30:10but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me,
00:30:18I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:44Ah!
00:30:48Ah!
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:30:59Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:06Stalker!
00:31:06Stalker!
00:31:06Stalker!
00:31:07Stalker!
00:31:09Oh God, we'll see your love around here someplace.
00:31:12Uh huh.
00:31:13Let's go.
00:31:23Stark!
00:31:50Tucker!
00:31:54Tucker!
00:32:02Tucker!
00:32:04Tucker, get out of here!
00:32:08Ah!
00:32:09Tucker!
00:32:14Gosh, leave me alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:32:34Yeah, yeah!
00:32:36Come on, yeah!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards! Guards!
00:33:13Oh, no!
00:33:18No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Nice body, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:47You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:03You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:05You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:06You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:06You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:07You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:07You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:07You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:08You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:08You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:08You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:08You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:09You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:09You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:10You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:11You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:15You see the face on there, Your Majesty.
00:34:29you know something funny is going on here first we get attacked by bandits
00:34:33then those damn zombies what's next don't answer that
00:34:39every time it's like they're waiting for us it's jerek guys playing for keeps i told you the path
00:34:45will be filled with perils yeah yeah we can forget the legend if you want to there's still time to
00:34:51turn
00:34:51back the ward's still up for grabs isn't it uh-huh who said anything about turning back not me
00:35:02here looks like you could use this what are you gonna use fire won't last but a few more minutes
00:35:09it'll be all right you sure there's plenty of blanket here
00:35:21okay
00:35:37is that your sword or are you just happy to see me
00:35:58well what's the old crystal ball say about this one just follow the road to baggett turn west
00:36:04at a tree that looks like a rock where you cross a dry river bed where the water is most
00:36:09shallow
00:36:11what dry river just just follow the mountains okay there ain't gonna be any zombies or anything are
00:36:17there it's a clear road no surprises no surprises no surprises no surprises
00:36:24some oracle you turned out to be three out of four is not bad
00:36:28uh why i oughta
00:36:36rough crowd
00:36:47look i let me do the talking
00:36:51now listen i think there's been some mistake or maybe you haven't heard of me silence
00:36:57haven't we met before no no no no no i don't think so i would have remembered
00:37:02you look a lot like evie of joffier the demon princess who raids our camps and burns our crops and
00:37:10steals our men
00:37:11me a princess
00:37:14do i look like a princess to you no but my name is rena rena the seer rena oh yeah
00:37:24her name's rena all right
00:37:25rena the seer rena the lawyer oh well maybe i've made a mistake yeah uh well now that we've uh
00:37:34cleared
00:37:34up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again uh maybe we could just be on our way
00:37:41the girl may go but not you death stalker so you you have heard of me oh yes
00:37:51yes your legend precedes you your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts
00:37:59well i am more of a lover than a fighter i hope not huh you'll be put on trial for
00:38:08your crimes
00:38:08against womanhood trial trial trial by combat
00:38:20you used to be able to do this great how's it going it's a farce i could beat any of
00:38:24these women
00:38:25with my hands tied behind my back that's the spirit come on come on let's get going let's get in
00:38:29the ring
00:38:30okay okay okay i'll go and stop shut
00:38:40death stalker here it comes according to our laws we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by
00:38:49combat your opponent in this contest shall be none other than gorgo
00:38:56our fiercest warrior and my champion
00:39:01i could beat her with my eyes
00:39:09gorgo come on down
00:39:12taking candy from your baby you name it did you see her stalker will you shut up
00:39:18her i could beat her with my eyes i think you should keep at least one eye open what are
00:39:27you talking
00:39:50what are you talking about this is this is of course a fight to the death naturally
00:39:58no mercy well well may the best man
00:40:07skip it let the fight begin
00:40:16that's a nice outfit do you have to uh buy your clothes at a special store
00:40:26get out
00:40:27all right come on
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do, stay away from her, wear out, run her down, then attack.
00:41:24Attack?
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six.
00:41:30Maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:39Tiger!
00:41:40Tiger!
00:41:42Tiger!
00:41:44Tiger!
00:41:45Tiger!
00:41:47Tiger!
00:41:48Tiger!
00:41:48Tiger!
00:41:52Oh!
00:41:53Not the hair!
00:41:54Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:58Anything that the hair!
00:42:05Get up!
00:42:06Okay, come on.
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there.
00:42:35You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up.
00:42:41And don't let her get you with that run.
00:42:43No.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:43:06Go!
00:43:07Go!
00:43:08Go!
00:43:09Go!
00:43:20Go!
00:43:22Go!
00:43:24Go!
00:43:32Go!
00:43:37Go!
00:43:38This is what I want to know!
00:43:39Luther, myŠ°ŠµŃŃŃ!
00:43:41Bloody in my hand.
00:43:44Ah!
00:43:47There.
00:43:48Oh, dad.
00:43:50Ah!
00:43:52Ah!
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:05Oh, man.
00:44:11Ah!
00:44:11Oh, man!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:31Get down! Get down!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing? This is a fight to the death!
00:45:08Kill her!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:23That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich.
00:45:51Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell am I saying?
00:46:28Kitty, darling!
00:46:30I'm kidding! I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Kitty, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:01This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19An elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:27No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:33No.
00:48:38There he is.
00:48:41No.
00:48:44No.
00:48:46No.
00:48:48No.
00:48:50No.
00:48:51and
00:49:10drink them to your magnificent battle tonight
00:49:15and the magnificent battle
00:49:17yet to come which one's that
00:49:22Well, I'll bet.
00:49:27Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker, just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:09Shh.
00:51:29No, I didn't think so.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh.
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead.
00:51:55And you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now, where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me?
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:10Get him!
00:52:28Wow!
00:52:30Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:25I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:48Salker!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:21The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it, just don't say it.
00:56:42But every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Look at him.
00:56:47Put him off the windshield.
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:58Ah, Deathstalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps. Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten. There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana? I thought she was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35It's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her hose.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:39usando M,
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:08There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:11Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Good mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I haven't got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:01:22And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:26What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:51Come on!
01:02:53Oh!
01:02:55Oh!
01:03:02Hold on!
01:03:05Oh!
01:03:08Oh!
01:03:19Let's go.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:04:09Let's go.
01:04:40Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:05:00I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:46Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:10What are you going to do?
01:09:17Ah!
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:29Ah!
01:09:30Ah!
01:09:30Ah!
01:09:40Ah!
01:09:41Ah!
01:09:42Ah!
01:09:49Ah!
01:09:54Ah!
01:09:56Ah!
01:09:57Ah!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:23Yes, Tom.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:52for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:22Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:31I think we'll be needing this.
01:12:34I think we'll be needing this.
01:12:35I think we'll be needing this.
01:12:35I think we'll be needing this.
01:12:35We'll be needing this.
01:12:35We'll be needing this.
01:12:35We'll be needing this.
01:12:36We'll be needing this.
01:12:36We'll be needing this.
01:12:37We'll be needing this.
01:12:38We'll be needing this.
01:12:39We'll be needing this.
01:12:40you
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