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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:30.
00:00:31.
00:00:31.
00:00:31.
00:00:50Oh, my God.
00:01:07Oh, my God.
00:01:18Oh, my God.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:37Boy.
00:01:38Oh.
00:01:39Oh, oh.
00:01:55Oh.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:56I'll have my revenge.
00:03:32I'll have my revenge.
00:03:46I'll have my revenge.
00:03:49I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet!
00:03:53You'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:17But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds, now!
00:04:30You can't treat me like this!
00:04:33I'm a princess!
00:04:35Right, right!
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician!
00:04:37Yeah!
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars!
00:04:41You'll be sorry!
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry!
00:04:44Let's get her!
00:04:51No, boys!
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here, permanent!
00:05:07You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy!
00:05:30I don't even know these guys!
00:05:46Hi.
00:05:48Hello?
00:05:59Who are you!
00:06:23Oh, get some everything!
00:06:39Look.
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess! I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:11What do you say?
00:07:12Ah!
00:07:17Hey boy, what do you say?
00:07:21Look at him, man.
00:07:23Come here.
00:07:24Look at him.
00:07:25Look at him.
00:07:26Look at him.
00:07:26Look at him.
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:27Oh, damn, boy.
00:07:29Come on, guys.
00:07:31Oh!
00:07:33Look at him.
00:07:34Hey, what's going on with you?
00:08:04Whoa!
00:08:12What are you doing?
00:08:34Hey, look out!
00:08:37Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:38Hey, let's go!
00:08:50I can't get something!
00:08:56Come on, come on, the back door!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:09:04Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:34Let's go!
00:09:42Let's go!
00:09:45Let's go!
00:09:53Let's go!
00:09:55I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker.
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gaining.
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:29Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back.
00:11:34We'll meet here.
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:37Yah!
00:11:38Yah!
00:11:39Yah!
00:11:40Yah!
00:11:43Yah!
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:49Yah!
00:11:49I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51I haven't had a thing to eat since last night at a Boods.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm. Good. Very good.
00:12:09Um, try some water, too, please.
00:12:17Thank you. That was great. Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no. Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:32Ah! Ah! Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really. I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay. Things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:59I want to keep that to a minimum.
00:13:00I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes. I see it. So clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:26Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:44The princess is being imprisoned by Jarek.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa.
00:14:40Sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup.
00:15:21Next.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:27I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling, we've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess, an exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies, you die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula, I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:14Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber, waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jarek, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you?
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:27And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:10Which way, almighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:38No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chin.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:05Deathstalkers as good as in the grave.
00:19:06Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy, especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:31I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter, like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian,
00:19:43solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky,
00:19:51five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force,
00:19:53as part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso, drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find,
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa,
00:20:10only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men, but don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:20:46Let him have it.
00:20:52Let him have it.
00:21:00Let him have it.
00:21:06Let him have it.
00:21:06Let him have it.
00:21:07Let him have it.
00:21:07Let him have it.
00:21:09Let him have it.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Nothing's come in handy.
00:22:23Where you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:02Oh, my God.
00:23:45Oh, my God.
00:24:09Oh, my God.
00:24:44Oh, my God.
00:24:48You were going to let him kill me.
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:06Oh, wait a minute.
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really going to let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, stalker.
00:25:11You weren't really going to let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, stalker.
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the fearless five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:32I'm calling him right now.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:29You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:51Stalker, I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure.
00:27:16It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told,
00:27:19I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told,
00:27:25nobody's going to believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:40My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We got to go back.
00:27:45You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there.
00:28:14It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:19Oh.
00:28:23Come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on.
00:28:27It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:30Stalker!
00:28:46Stalker!
00:28:46Uh-huh.
00:28:57Oh, my God.
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive,
00:29:21but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly,
00:29:29but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:45Stalker!
00:30:01Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir,
00:30:09but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me,
00:30:18I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:49Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:30:59Stalker!
00:31:02Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:11Stalker!
00:31:12Ah-ha!
00:31:20Starker!
00:31:23Starker!
00:31:51Starker!
00:32:03Starker!
00:32:05Starker!
00:32:05Starker!
00:32:06Starker!
00:32:06Starker, get out of here!
00:32:09Starker!
00:32:13Oh my gosh, leave me alone for five minutes, look what happens!
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:32:34Ya, ya, come on, ya!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:08Dad!
00:33:10Guards!
00:33:12Guards!
00:33:17No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty!
00:33:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Face party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55Look!
00:33:58Janey!
00:33:59The head is missing.
00:34:00Oh, no, no!
00:34:01Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:34:08What's wrong for you?
00:34:14I'm dying!
00:34:17No!
00:34:28you know something funny is going on here first we get attacked by bandits
00:34:33then those damn zombies what's next don't answer that
00:34:39every time it's like they're waiting for us it's jerek guy he's playing for keeps
00:34:44i told you the path would be filled with perils yeah yeah we can forget the legend if you want
00:34:50to
00:34:50there's still time to turn back the ward's still up for grabs in it uh-huh who said anything about
00:34:56turning back not me here looks like you could use this what are you going to use fire won't last
00:35:08but
00:35:08a few more minutes i'll be all right you sure there's plenty of blanket here
00:35:21okay
00:35:31isn't it cozy
00:35:36stalker
00:35:38is that your sword or are you just happy to see me
00:35:58well what's the old crystal ball say about this one just follow the road to bag it
00:36:03turn west at a tree that looks like a rock where you cross a dry river bed where the
00:36:09water is most shallow what dry river just just follow the mountains okay
00:36:14there ain't gonna be any zombies or anything are there it's a clear road no surprises no surprises
00:36:21no surprises no surprises no surprises some oracle you turned out to be three out of four is not bad
00:36:36rough crowd
00:36:47look i think let me do the talking now listen i think there's been some mistake maybe you haven't heard
00:36:55of me silence
00:36:57haven't we met before no no no no no i don't think so i would have remembered you look a
00:37:04lot like evie of jaffir the demon princess who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men
00:37:11me a princess
00:37:14do i look like a princess to you no but my name is rena rena the seer
00:37:22rena
00:37:22oh yeah her name is rena all right rena the seer rena the lawyer
00:37:28oh well maybe i've made a mistake yeah uh well now that we've uh cleared up this little misunderstanding and
00:37:36we're and we're all friends again uh maybe we could just be on our way
00:37:41the girl may go
00:37:44but not you
00:37:46death stalker
00:37:48so you you have heard of me
00:37:50oh yes
00:37:51your legend precedes you
00:37:54your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts
00:37:59well i am more of a lover than a fighter
00:38:02i hope not
00:38:04huh
00:38:05you'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood
00:38:10trial trial
00:38:11trial
00:38:13by combat
00:38:20you used to be able to do this great
00:38:21how's it going
00:38:23this is a farce i could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back
00:38:26that's the spirit
00:38:27come on come on let's get going
00:38:29let's get in the rain
00:38:30okay okay i'm going stop shouting
00:38:41death stalker
00:38:43according to our laws we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat
00:38:49your opponent
00:38:51in this contest
00:38:53shall be none other than gorgo
00:38:56our fiercest warrior
00:38:58and my champion
00:39:04i could beat it with my eyes
00:39:21i think you should keep at least one eye open
00:39:24what are you talking about what
00:39:50this is of course
00:39:53a fight to the death
00:39:55naturally
00:39:58no mercy
00:40:01well
00:40:03may the best man
00:40:07skip it
00:40:09let the fight begin
00:40:16that's a nice outfit
00:40:17do you have to buy your clothes at a special store
00:40:26get out
00:40:27all right
00:40:28come on
00:40:29come on
00:40:33whoa
00:40:34go
00:40:35go
00:40:36go
00:40:39go
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00:40:43go
00:40:43go
00:40:44go
00:40:44go
00:40:44go
00:40:44go
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you got to do, stay away from her, wear her out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24Attack?
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Go get it, tiger.
00:41:52Oh, not the hair, not the hair, oh my God, anything, that's the hair.
00:42:05Get up, okay, come on.
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No.
00:42:14No.
00:42:17What?
00:42:17Ah!
00:42:19Ah!
00:42:20Ah!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:26Ah!
00:42:27Ah!
00:42:34Ah!
00:42:35You're looking good out there.
00:42:35You're doing a good job.
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:39Ah!
00:42:40Ah!
00:42:41Ah!
00:42:41Ah!
00:42:42Ah!
00:42:43Ah!
00:42:43Ah!
00:42:44Ah!
00:42:50Ah!
00:42:58Ah!
00:43:00Ah!
00:43:02Ah!
00:43:03Ah!
00:43:07Ah!
00:43:08Ah!
00:43:10Ah!
00:43:11Ah!
00:43:11Ah!
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:14Ah!
00:43:14Dad!
00:43:17Dad!
00:43:27Dad!
00:43:30Dad!
00:43:33Dad!
00:43:36Dad!
00:43:36Dad!
00:43:37Dad!
00:43:38She's what I want to know.
00:43:39She's putting my hand.
00:43:40Buddy in my hand.
00:43:48Dad!
00:43:50Dad!
00:43:53Dad!
00:43:57Dad!
00:43:59Dad!
00:43:59Dad!
00:44:00Dad!
00:44:03Dad!
00:44:05Dad!
00:44:13No! No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:23No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:30No!
00:44:40Ah!
00:44:42Ah!
00:44:50Get!
00:44:55Ah!
00:44:59No!
00:44:59Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her! What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one. But I am a princess. Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:45:59Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now! What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Judy, darling!
00:46:30I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Judy, darling! It's Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want? I hate her! I hate her, I hate her! Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stomper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:57Love you.
00:49:10Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:14And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Well, I'll bet.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here one minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:48Stalker.
00:49:50Just think, our lovemaking tonight
00:49:53may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You gotta be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no, that's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What's ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half-hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters, and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shhh, no, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:36Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead, and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist, and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now, where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:29It's him!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:23I'm all for it.
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:33Ah!
00:53:47Socker!
00:53:52Ah!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out! Out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:55Out!
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:24My lord!
00:55:53Same as the low
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What is that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26A friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:38Stalker, I've got a feeling.
00:56:40Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:47Stalker!
00:56:47Get out! Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:22Kill him.
00:57:22Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35And it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys.
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her hose.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:12Help!
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:11Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I think we're tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you,
00:59:56but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny,
01:00:03because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say,
01:00:06would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them,
01:00:15it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:17Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure,
01:00:44but I, uh,
01:00:46think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:22And now you're mine,
01:01:25stalker.
01:01:26What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:02The wide-a-secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark.
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:53I had to wait.
01:02:56Let them!
01:03:03Let them!
01:03:05Now let them!
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:49Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:36Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you gonna do?
01:05:46Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:51I'll be there too.
01:05:53We have a different 좋은 school.
01:05:57Someone was moved.
01:05:57Well, we've to see all the other three who've done this set up.
01:06:01It is again давайте.
01:06:02Let me look for this in the new room.
01:06:02Somehow if you want to do music.
01:06:04Here's what in first year.
01:06:05You were looking for now.
01:06:07Although we can't reach down the storm.
01:06:07I'll be able maybe.
01:06:11The time we got out the host of the Aren念gan,
01:06:12we have to suffer the water filled your ways.
01:06:13So outside the grass that makes a little fire
01:06:13I cannot report them.
01:06:18You did not realize.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:37Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:43Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:26Oh.
01:09:28Oh!
01:09:33Ha!
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:36Oh!
01:09:40Ah!
01:09:42Ah!
01:09:54Oh!
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:05Uh!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:23Oh, my God.
01:10:58Let's go.
01:11:32Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:33Your Highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the Kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:08Uh...
01:12:09We won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the Legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26No.
01:12:30Yeah.
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:36You
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