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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:46Ah!
00:00:49Ah!
00:00:52Ah!
00:00:53Ah!
00:00:54Ah!
00:00:56Ah!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:21Whoa!
00:01:22Whoa!
00:01:22Whoa!
00:01:36Whoa!
00:01:43Drop!
00:01:50Whoa!
00:01:53Whoa!
00:01:54Oh!
00:01:56Whoa!
00:01:57Whoa!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:55I'll have my revenge.
00:03:27I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50I'll have my revenge.
00:03:52I'll have my revenge.
00:04:21I'll have my revenge.
00:04:53I'll have my revenge.
00:04:54I'll have my revenge.
00:05:04I'll have my revenge.
00:05:28I'll have my revenge.
00:05:30I'll have my revenge.
00:05:48I'll have my revenge.
00:06:00I'll have my revenge.
00:06:23I'll have my revenge.
00:06:28I'll have my revenge.
00:06:30I'll have my revenge.
00:06:44I'll have my revenge.
00:06:52I'll have my revenge.
00:06:54I'll have my revenge.
00:07:23I'll have my revenge.
00:07:24I'll have my revenge.
00:07:24I'll have my revenge.
00:07:27I'll have my revenge.
00:07:46I'll have my revenge.
00:08:07I'll have my revenge.
00:08:08I'll have my revenge.
00:08:12Oh, yeah!
00:08:14Oh, yeah!
00:08:15Stop it!
00:08:17Oh, yeah!
00:08:22Oh, my God!
00:08:23Oh, my God!
00:08:25Get out of here!
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:32What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:56Come on, come on, the back door, let's go.
00:09:15Get out of here.
00:09:20After them.
00:09:21Are you hunting men?
00:09:25Yah, yah.
00:09:29Yah.
00:09:30Yah.
00:09:56I'm Evie.
00:09:58Deathstalker.
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're getting it.
00:10:19They're getting it.
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:58No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning.
00:11:12Yah, yah.
00:11:14Yah.
00:11:16Yah.
00:11:16Yah.
00:11:16Yah.
00:11:17Yah.
00:11:18Yah.
00:11:19Yah.
00:11:20Yah.
00:11:20Yah.
00:11:21Yah.
00:11:22Yah.
00:11:35Yah.
00:11:36Yah.
00:11:37Yah.
00:11:49Yah.
00:11:51Yah.
00:11:52Yah.
00:11:52Yah.
00:11:52Yah.
00:11:52It's the last night of the Boods.
00:11:58Here, try it. It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm. Good. Very good.
00:12:09Um, try some water, too, please.
00:12:17Thank you. That was great. Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:21Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no. Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me. Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future. No, really. I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call.
00:12:59Do you want to keep that to a minimum?
00:13:00I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes. I see it so clear.
00:13:18A young woman. No. A princess.
00:13:21A princess? Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me. Help me, Deathstalker. Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else. Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad. This is real bad.
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak, an evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman. Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:57Wait! He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker, if you dare.
00:14:05What? This sorcerer? Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers. Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Let's get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:25The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:41Sorry. You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:44Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then. I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go. I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go? To Jafir? Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:01Wait a minute. Well, wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:21Next.
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it. She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess? Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling. We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess. An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:04In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:16These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear. As you wish.
00:16:34Next!
00:16:39Sultana!
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:51After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:56You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the Princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin, the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine. And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well. He's yours. Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:17:45Next!
00:18:11which way oh mighty oracle why did they call you the prince of thieves
00:18:17some the best but you're not a really which way the west road are you sure absolutely the crystal ball
00:18:26never lets me down the west road you sure about that west road if you had the chance to marry
00:18:35a real
00:18:36princess would you do it no i wouldn't why not because being a princess brings out the worst
00:18:42on the wall always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their
00:18:46own way give it to me chin what do you got that stalk is as good as in the grave
00:19:06look sailor
00:19:08don't carve a tombstone so readily he has as many lives as a cat and remember the last one belongs
00:19:15to me if he's made of flesh and blood he can die never underestimate the strength of an enemy
00:19:22especially an accomplished fighter like stalker you're telling me how to do my job sultana just
00:19:28giving you some friendly advice well keep it to yourself i'll bring stalker to you on a plat
00:19:33like a piece of raw meat oh yeah yeah i've got just the butchers to do it say hello to
00:19:41crazy
00:19:41auto reingold the mad prussian solely responsible for the lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and
00:19:47left thousands homeless i'm sure you recognize ed the hedge shamansky five years on the genghis khan
00:19:52strike force part-time consultant to attila the han next john the baptist bombasso drowning the
00:19:59speciality beside him nick the crippler of cashmere i think his name says it all and last but not
00:20:06least a real find buddy footstool rosa only recently dismissed by ivan the terrible for excessive brutality
00:20:16still skeptical you bet i am suit yourself come on boys
00:20:33okay men let him have it
00:20:44most men but don't kill not yet
00:21:38i think we better find another
00:21:40way oh really you think so west road right
00:21:46who are they you tell me you're the seer well they're trying to kill us
00:21:52somebody give the lady a cigar look if they were trying to kill us they could have done it way
00:21:57back
00:21:57down the road no they're they're after something you sure you're telling me everything i told you it was
00:22:03going to be a long and perilous journey didn't i yeah yeah witches ogres all that bad stuff
00:22:14you and your visions
00:22:19hey these have come in handy
00:22:23where you going just stay put i want to help done plenty already
00:22:35where you going just stay put i want to help you
00:22:36that'll be fine boys save your arrows
00:22:51that'll be fine boys save your arrows
00:23:01you
00:23:03give the
00:23:03you
00:23:10you
00:23:11you
00:23:13you
00:23:19you
00:23:21you
00:23:39Ah!
00:23:43Ah!
00:23:45Ah!
00:23:58Ah!
00:23:59Stalker?
00:24:01Stalker!
00:24:10Yaaaah!
00:24:11Ah!
00:24:12Ah!
00:24:29Ah!
00:24:30Ah!
00:24:31Ah!
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:44Ah!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51But I do a thing like that.
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh!
00:24:58And, uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:11This, Stalker?
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This, Stalker?
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:24You're back!
00:25:24Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should've listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek!
00:25:31I'm calling him right now!
00:25:47What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker?
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:07You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure.
00:27:16It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:41My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:45You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there.
00:28:14It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:23Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on.
00:28:27It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:44Stalker!
00:28:45Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:26Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:03Get out of here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out of here!
00:30:08I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once, even
00:30:15for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to. And,
00:30:22oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh? You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:47Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:49Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:51Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:01Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:04Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:05Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:05Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:05Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:05Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:06Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:11Oh, son of a bitch.
00:31:12Ah-ha!
00:31:20Starker!
00:31:23Starker!
00:31:51Starker!
00:32:03Starker!
00:32:05Starker!
00:32:06Starker!
00:32:06Starker, get out of here!
00:32:09Starker!
00:32:14Gosh, leave me alone for five minutes, look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:32:34Ya! Ya!
00:32:36Come on, ya!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No! No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, your majesty!
00:33:28Ha-ha-ha!
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Nice body, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:56I'll bite.
00:33:57You're out.
00:33:57Come on.
00:33:58Come on!
00:34:00Come on!
00:34:01No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:29You know, something funny's going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33And then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jerick guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:03Looks like you could use this.
00:35:06What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:22I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of the tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry riverbed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15There ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Ah, why, I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot, like Evie of Jafir, the demon princess, who raids our camps, and burns our crops, and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding, and we're all friends again, maybe we could just be on
00:37:39our way.
00:37:41The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me?
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:54Your exploits as a womanizer are well-known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:42Jeffstalker, according to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:10Gorgo, come on down.
00:39:12You're taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:30All right.
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:40:02Well, may the best man skip it.
00:40:10Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:20Why?
00:40:27Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:31Come on.
00:40:33Boom.
00:40:34Boerbo!
00:40:38Boerbo!
00:40:40Boerbo!
00:40:41Boerbo!
00:40:42Boerbo!
00:40:43Boerbo!
00:40:44Boerbo!
00:40:45Boerbo!
00:40:46Boerbo!
00:40:47Boerbo!
00:40:48Boerbo!
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do. Stay away from her. Wear her out, run her down, then attack.
00:41:24Attack? Yeah. If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Look at it, tiger.
00:41:53Not the hair. Not the hair.
00:41:58Anything. Not the hair.
00:42:05Get up. Okay. Come on.
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up. And don't let her get you to that run.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:53Go get her!
00:42:58Go get her!
00:43:00He goes away!
00:43:07Go get him!
00:43:12Go get him!
00:43:14Go get up!
00:43:16Have a good fun!
00:43:18Go get up!
00:43:20No!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Buddy in my hand. Buddy in my hand.
00:43:50Ah!
00:44:12No! No!
00:44:20No!
00:44:24No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27Ah!
00:44:31Ah!
00:44:32Get down! Get down!
00:44:36Ah!
00:44:41Ah!
00:44:44Ah!
00:44:46Ah!
00:44:48Ah!
00:44:50Ah!
00:44:51Ah!
00:44:55Ah!
00:44:56Ah!
00:44:56Ah!
00:44:59Ah!
00:44:59Ah!
00:44:59Ah!
00:44:59Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:11You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:13Do it myself?
00:45:18Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:21Ah!
00:45:22That was incredible! You're great!
00:45:25Thanks. Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:39Well, not a very good one. But I am a princess. Or I was.
00:45:44Jerick made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:45:59Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:23I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25Where the hell is she?
00:46:33What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:27I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works.
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:06Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:41There he is.
00:48:46There he is.
00:49:10Shall we drink, then, to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:28Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here, one minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:48Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker?
00:49:51Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no, that's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony?
00:50:21What ceremony?
00:50:22Our wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:33Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me.
00:50:36Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness,
00:51:24there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You!
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jerram!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jerram needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say,
00:51:58up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me?
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:15Whoa!
00:52:28Whoa!
00:52:31Whoa!
00:52:32Whoa!
00:52:33Whoa!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker!
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:52:52Ah!
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:09Ah!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:13Ah!
00:53:13Ah!
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:15Ah!
00:53:16Ah!
00:53:16Oh, my God.
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:56Oh, my God.
00:54:06Oh, my God.
00:54:13Oh, my God.
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my Lord?
00:54:42Out. Out.
00:54:43As you wish, my Lord.
00:55:02Do you think it's good to help me?
00:55:02I think it's good to help you.
00:55:03I can't tell you.
00:55:03Don't.
00:55:03I hope it's good to help you.
00:55:07I hope it's good to help you.
00:55:07You are better to help him.
00:55:12I know.
00:55:14I believe you are better.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go? Under the castle.
00:56:19What is that? The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours? Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out! Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:58Ah, Deathstalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servants' entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:10I think we're revived!
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15No!
00:58:16Ah!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18I don't know.
00:58:50Good evening, Devstalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Devstalker.
00:59:18I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I haven't got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen callers bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure, but I, uh, think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43Oh, it was just her looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against 100.
01:02:32Make that two against 100.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Hey!
01:02:51Oh, my God.
01:02:58What?
01:03:10Hey!
01:03:12Well, you're on your face.
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:46Oh, my God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:42I'm leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache. I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew. Inside, inside. It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen? You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers. I'll be there shortly.
01:05:40The throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47I can't tell you. Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:57Here.
01:06:09There's nothing left around.
01:06:09A little bit more.
01:06:10I can't tell you.
01:06:11I can't tell you.
01:06:11I'm going to take a look at the door.
01:06:11There's nothing left behind me.
01:06:13I can't tell you.
01:06:13There's nothing left behind me.
01:06:19There's nothing left behind me.
01:06:20I want to try and find me and make you.
01:06:20What are you going to do now?
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You're still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:41Ah!
01:08:43Ah!
01:08:44All right.
01:08:49Ah!
01:08:53Ah!
01:08:54Ah!
01:08:56Ah!
01:09:08Oh, my God.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:58Oh!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:34Come on.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:52for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:57And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now,
01:12:18players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26Go.
01:12:28Go.
01:12:29Go.
01:12:30Go.
01:12:33Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:35Go.
01:12:38Go.
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