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Family Guy - Season 24 Episode 14 -
Let the Goodtimes Walk
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Let the Goodtimes Walk
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00:00It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
00:07But where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
00:14Lucky is a family guy. Lucky is a man who wants to be with Andrew.
00:21All the things that make us laugh and cry.
00:24He's a family guy!
00:35Okay, now remember, Lois, the school likes to blame the kids' bad grades on trouble at home.
00:40So when we get in the parent-teacher conference, it can't seem like there's any cracks in our marriage.
00:44Peter, this isn't a parent-teacher conference. It's a fundraiser.
00:47Here we go again. Let me punch your shrew card, Lois, because the tenth nag is free.
00:53Welcome to an hour of squeaks and echoes in the gym. Gym. Gym.
00:58Huh. I guess they're selling all the music department instruments to raise money. Typical.
01:03They always cut the arts programs, but never any sports.
01:07Actually, they canceled field hockey. See, they're selling the old uniforms.
01:10And what vintage is this one?
01:12A 2022 junior varsity, sir.
01:15Mmm, excellent year.
01:16Sir, I'm gonna have my team cut it up and turn it into dinner napkins.
01:21Oh, Giuseppe, you are a wizard.
01:23Hello. I'm Mr. Campanale, the music teacher. Welcome to my going-out-of-business woodwind sale. Everything must blow.
01:32Ah, yeah, that's very good.
01:36Uh, tell me, does your saxophone come with the George Michael classic Careless Whisper on it?
01:41With enough practice, this saxophone will play anything you like.
01:45Sweet. I'll take it.
01:46Great. How will you be paying today?
01:50Are you sure you should spend that?
01:52Oh, yeah, there's still plenty in there for Meg to pay for online college.
01:57Have you ever dreamed of learning calculus on a crowded rush hour subway?
02:01Or pushing that thing IVs hang from around a hospital?
02:04Want to hug an old man at an ethnic family picnic?
02:07Whatever the dream.
02:08As long as it's not going to real college.
02:11Online college is here for you.
02:13Online college. If you had another choice, you'd make it.
02:21All right, everybody, shut up!
02:22The masked singer's about to reveal who the big Gatorade bottle of pee is.
02:26They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new costumes.
02:29And your masked singer is...
02:34Wait, who'd they say?
02:35It's another D-list that nobody can recognize by face alone.
02:38Damn it, Peter!
02:40Do you know how many hours of Ken Jeong and his tiny jackets I tolerated for that moment?
02:44Sari, in the future I'll try not to be so... careless.
02:52God, he never thinks about others.
02:54Remember when he totally ruined our family Thanksgiving football game?
02:58Okay, we gotta go all tush-pushes.
03:00Hot niece I'm not related to by blood, you're the center.
03:03The rest of you, shove me into her as hard as you can.
03:07So I put the bottle down.
03:09But even though her family forgave me, I'll never forgive myself.
03:14What?
03:15What?
03:16What?
03:22Bravo!
03:23I knew these AA stories would be the perfect setup for the guilty pain of careless Whisper.
03:29Okay, let's take it from the top with the guy who can only have supervised Panera visits with his kid.
03:36The avos are the ugly dog, but not too bad.
03:37The clack of his little wolf.
03:44The Palm of the moon is a favorite kid, he's a abuse aunt.
03:45Please do not have a chance for me.
03:46Thank you, Peter.
03:46Bye!
03:46Bye!
03:48Bye!
03:52Bye!
03:57Bye!
04:03I'm so sorry for your loss.
04:06Now this screen is going to ask you a couple questions.
04:08You want a tip? Add 35%?
04:11You have to pick it because it's the button in the middle.
04:36What the hell, Peter? This is the fifth night in a row you woke me up with that damn song.
04:42Your house is where the street light is. It's not my fault.
04:44Yeah, well, thanks a lot. I was only having the best dream ever.
04:48Oh, yeah? One of them that ends wet?
04:50No, get this. I'm returning a lawnmower to Home Depot.
04:53The workers were wearing blue, but I still knew it was a Home Depot. Dreams are weird like that.
04:58Anyway, they offer me cash instead of store credit.
05:02So I ask, are you sure? It's covered in grass. I don't have a receipt.
05:06And then you know what Bud said? That was the guy's name, Bud, which is also my dad's name.
05:10So Sir Carl Young would have a field day with that one.
05:13Anyway, you know what he said?
05:15No.
05:16Me neither!
05:17Now go play inside so I can get back to sleep and see how this roller coaster ends.
05:23And before you go to bed, this screen is going to ask you a couple questions.
05:30Good game. Good game. Good game.
05:33Hey, nice assist back there. Good game. Good game.
05:36Hey, Quagmire, you got a minute?
05:37Sure, let me just violently wave my door a couple of times.
05:41Come on in.
05:43What am I going to do, Quagmire? Peter's driving me nuts with that saxophone.
05:47Joseph, I realized a long time ago you can't fight Peter's antics.
05:51The harder you resist the shenanigans, the shenanier they become.
05:54So what I did was put together the Peter Griffin survival kit.
05:58It's everything you need to make being his neighbor tolerable.
06:01I've got a variety of these different sized plugs.
06:04To put in your ears when he's loud?
06:06Yeah, or, you know, anywhere they fit.
06:07And this tracks Peter's heart rate, so I can avoid him when he's overstimulated.
06:12That spike is when he found a frog the other day.
06:14Do you have anything to help me sleep that doesn't involve putting your orifice plug in my ear, ideally?
06:21As a matter of fact, I do.
06:22These are powerful, unregulated sleeping pills.
06:25I got them in the Navy.
06:26They give these to all the guys who commit atrocious massacres and then have trouble sleeping.
06:31A caterpillar in March?
06:39I'm coming, I'm coming.
06:40Angrily tie in a bathrobe, because I got woken up.
06:43Thanks again for those sleepy pills, Mr. Q.
06:47Front row tickets to the blanket show, baby.
06:50Mr. Q, what are you...
06:51Oh my God!
06:52Joe, you're walking!
06:54Walk it like I talk it, and talk it like I walk it.
06:57Wait, are you...
06:59You're asleep!
07:00How is this possible?
07:01Well, I could tell you, but who needs a long, boring story?
07:06You're walking and self-aware?
07:07It's a miracle!
07:13What happened?
07:14What happened is, you walked!
07:16Oh my God, you're right!
07:18I beat my record!
07:25All right, what do we got, four middle-aged guys at the same appointment?
07:29I don't need to know how it got up there, just tell me who I'm taking it out of.
07:32No, no, Doc, it's Joe!
07:34He took a super-strong sleeping pill last night and sleepwalked!
07:37Well, people do display odd behavior under the influence of drugs like Ambien.
07:41Let me get somebody better suited to help.
07:43I got a code TB12 in room 3.
07:46Hi, I'm pseudoscience expert and Tom Brady face-thinner-outer Dr. Alex Guerrero.
07:50Now, how can I help you, gentlemen?
07:52I've been in a chair for years, but I took one of these last night and started walking.
07:57Interesting.
07:58Well, there must be a neurological explanation, so to get to the bottom of it, we'll have to use...
08:03An MRI?
08:04...our imaginations.
08:05I think these pills put you in such a deep state of sleep, the damaged part of your spinal cord
08:10went offline.
08:10Then to compensate, an undamaged neural pathway activated, allowing you to walk.
08:17So, as long as Joe takes those pills, he can walk again, right?
08:20Yes and no.
08:22His legs might work, but in that state, he'll have no access to his waking memory or the personality he's
08:28developed over the course of his life.
08:30So, technically, it won't really be Joe who's walking.
08:33Well, now that you mention it, he was acting strange.
08:35He was super laid back and kind of... cool.
08:38Well, during sleep, we're not preoccupied with the stress of our day-to-day lives, so for him to be
08:43very relaxed makes a lot of sense.
08:45Yeah, but does it, though?
08:47If you want my opinion, and I cannot stress enough how uninformed it is, Joe should stay away from these
08:54pills.
08:54There's no telling what sort of negative side effects they might have.
08:57Well, guess it's back to my chair. Thanks for seeing me.
09:01My pleasure.
09:02Oh, you can make the co-payout to Guerrero Shipping Solutions, LLC.
09:05And if anyone asks, this all took place in the state of Delaware.
09:12Coming up this month on Turner Classic Movies...
09:15Get a hold of yourself.
09:17Get a hold of yourself.
09:18Get a hold of yourself.
09:20Turner Classic Movies.
09:21If a woman gets slapped in black and white, we've got it.
09:25So, I was choring it up last Friday, buying new batteries for the smoke detector.
09:30Well, hold on, Joe.
09:31This anecdote sounds like it's turning into a story.
09:33No, it's a story, all right.
09:35Quagmire, story clock.
09:36On it.
09:37Okay, you got 60 seconds, Joe.
09:39Come on, is that thing really necessary?
09:41You're using your time, Joe.
09:42Okay, okay, where was it?
09:44Batteries for the smoke detector.
09:46So, I get to the store, and I'm like, shoot, there's A batteries, C batteries, and D batteries.
09:50And that got me to thinking, where the heck are the B batteries?
09:53Did they really skip B?
09:54I don't buy it, so I start digging.
09:57Time!
09:58Well, that's not fair.
09:59Joe, if you talk anymore, you're gonna put us all to sleep.
10:01Wish Joe was asleep.
10:03He was way more interesting.
10:04Yeah, Joe, why don't you take another one of them sleeping pills?
10:06Maybe you'll sleepwalk again.
10:09What the hell?
10:09I guess one more time won't hurt.
10:20Uh-uh, hell no.
10:22This ain't part of God's plan.
10:26Holy crap, that's amazing.
10:29That was my credit he played, and I'm not a huge Bob Marley guy, but otherwise, holy crap, that's amazing.
10:33So, I'm thinking I'll have a summer solstice party.
10:37Send the old girl in the sky a big preach for the vitamin D.
10:40You guys should check it out, and if you have any trouble getting in, just tell them you're with.
10:45Joey Good Times.
10:46Can I bring a date?
10:47No.
10:50Bring two.
10:52Man, Sleepwalkin' Joe is awesome.
10:54That was my beer, for which I've been waiting quite some time, but otherwise, Sleepwalkin' Joe is awesome.
11:03Hey, some party, Joe.
11:05It's Joey.
11:06Who's up for some food?
11:08Right, nothing like the Joe Swanson special, a supermarket vegetable platter warmed by the sun.
11:14Here we are, gents, bowl of raffles, two-liter bottle of Coke, pizza's on the way.
11:19Wow.
11:20No way.
11:20Donna says cola makes me jumpy.
11:23Jala Meat Bonfire, I call her that, because she's smokin' hot.
11:28Peter, give me a nickname that tells people I'm hot.
11:32Uh, I think everyone here's met Dumpster Fire.
11:34Peter.
11:35It's cause of the hair.
11:37Jamband's startin' bonfire.
11:38Let's go dance like it's our first day in a human body.
11:42What the hell, Peter?
11:43Joe's unconscious, and he and Bonnie have a better sex life than we do.
11:47Lois, we've been over this.
11:48Once one of us agrees to shave it, we're back in business.
11:54Man, I had the best time at Joe's yesterday.
11:57You said it.
11:58Me and Donna ate some goofy mushrooms, and then cried watchin' the sun rise.
12:03And good cryin'.
12:04Not the banks comin' for your house cryin'.
12:06Hey, there he is!
12:08The king!
12:08We are very behind on our payments, though.
12:11What are you guys talkin' about?
12:12It's just me, Joe.
12:13We know!
12:14You sleepwalked again and threw the most epic party of all time!
12:17Yeah, why didn't you tell me a free love tent is just an orgy minus condoms plus BO?
12:22Oh, man, I had that at my party.
12:24I hope Bonnie didn't see.
12:25She'd kill me.
12:26Uh, Joe, Bonnie was in the tent.
12:28But don't worry, she didn't do anything with anybody but you.
12:30Even under the pants stuff?
12:32Well, I am done with those pills.
12:34Next time I get UTP action, I wanna be there.
12:37That's too bad, cause Joey Goodtimes is the man.
12:39He's so popular, he already has his own cameo account.
12:42Hey there, Peter Griffin.
12:44Heard somebody's a little nervous about changing his clothes at Planet Fitness.
12:48Well, let me tell ya, there's no shame in your game no matter how much it...
12:51turtles in front of a crowd.
12:54Are you coming back to bed, Joey?
12:55Yeah, just firing off some inspo to a fat idiot with big balls, baby carrots.
12:59Like monster truck wheels on a Miata.
13:02You're, uh, still learning how to end the record.
13:08Hey, Bon, sorry I missed the big party yesterday.
13:11But I was thinking we could recreate that magic with some Bosh and Chill.
13:16Um, no thanks.
13:18You sure?
13:18Doesn't have to be Bosh.
13:19Could be any one of those last name crime shows and chill.
13:22Bull, Luther, Longmire, Reacher, Will Trent.
13:26Which I know, it's a first name, last name crime show.
13:29But what the hell, it's almost Friday.
13:31Just wake me up if you decide to fall asleep again.
13:35Bonfire needs another log.
13:37Actually, with the drought we've had, we probably shouldn't be starting any more fires.
13:41Bon?
13:49When did we get so boring, Joe?
13:57Speak for yourself.
13:58Joey, good times and boring go together like peanut butter and jelly.
14:02I know you guys like that, but in the imaginary mirror universe, it's a gross combo.
14:07So tell me, when was the last time your friends were excited to see you?
14:11When was the last time Bonnie wanted you to come to bed?
14:14Oh, you're right.
14:16Bonnie and the guys deserve better.
14:18I have to go.
14:20Got a ketchup and tuna sandwich over here that ain't gonna eat itself.
14:23Again, mirror universe.
14:36Okay, Joey's back, so let the good times walk.
14:40Wait, so I'm stuck in here now?
14:42Oh, might as well see what all the fuss is about.
14:46He gets Bonnie and I get a crappy mirror sandwich.
14:57I don't know where you get the energy after a night like that.
15:01Just get over here, babe.
15:02I'm gonna do you right on the counter where I prep the raw chicken.
15:10Your boobs are so wet.
15:12You're still holding the chicken breast.
15:15Oh, well, in my defense, I am asleep.
15:27Good God!
15:28He hit it so far, they added a yellow tail so the viewers at home can enjoy it.
15:36All right, fellas, let's go.
15:38Good thing we don't need that golf guard anymore.
15:40We get to walk all 18 holes.
15:43Sheesh, I don't even walk the mini golf course.
16:03Hey, slowpokes, what do you want to drink?
16:05Beer.
16:06Pedialyte.
16:07We don't have pedialyte.
16:09Don't worry, Cleveland.
16:10Joey's got you.
16:11Ava, give me a warm ginger ale and a flat spread.
16:14Little trick I learned from nausea, Tick Tock.
16:16And my apple pays on.
16:17You can just swipe my pocket, hon.
16:24I can feel it coating my troubled innards.
16:27You know what?
16:28Give me one of them clam shouters and a baby roof.
16:34Okay, that's 17, but let's just call it 18 for legal reasons.
16:38And that's another 20 for me.
16:40I think it's the Asian half that makes Tiger Woods talented.
16:45Boy, I hope no groundhogs pop up and drag my ball into the hole.
16:50Because that would be terrible.
16:54Sounds like fun up there.
16:55Should we go?
16:56Honey, we can't.
16:57It's not February 2nd.
16:59Ugh, one day.
17:00Black people get a whole month.
17:02Gerald, don't.
17:03What?
17:04Breast cancer gets a month?
17:05Mustaches get a month?
17:06Not masturbating gets a month?
17:08Save it for your podcast, honey.
17:13I can't believe Joey stayed to play another round.
17:17Yeah, he said he wanted to get in 54.
17:20I can't even do that math.
17:22Not even I can get in that many holes, tired giggity.
17:25It's like he ditched us.
17:26Yeah, probably because you don't like to shower after a round.
17:29Yeah, I can smell you from here.
17:31I forgot my jelly shoes.
17:33It's important to wear them in the clubhouse because drainage in a public locker room...
17:37Start in the clock.
17:38Huh?
17:38Did you just Joe me?
17:40If anybody should be Joeing somebody, it should be me Joeing you.
17:43Don't you dare Joe me, you fat turd.
17:48Wait, guys, guys.
17:49Don't you realize what's happening?
17:51Every friend group needs to have a bottom friend.
17:54A guy who's doing way worse than all the rest of us.
17:56And we lost our bottom friend.
17:59The three Shirley Temples for that booth over there?
18:01You're right.
18:02Ever since Joe became awesome, the rest of us are just scrambling to stay off the bottom.
18:07Without Joe, we're like Oates, Messina, and Garfunkel.
18:10Well, that's a funny cutaway we don't have time for, but we gotta get the old Joe back.
18:14From the gentleman at the bar.
18:16He told me to tell you, bottoms up.
18:26Hey, Joey, how'd you shoot?
18:28Oh, I don't keep score.
18:30But someone else did.
18:3168.
18:32Oh, cool.
18:33Here's a question.
18:34Is Bermuda grass something you can grow anywhere, or is it like champagne and it has to come from there?
18:39Oh, that's a long, boring story that I have no desire to tell.
18:43Joey, is a AAA membership worth it?
18:47Oh, I'll have plenty of time to tell you that when I'm not waiting in line at the DMV
18:52or getting up to 40% off tickets to any participating AMC theater.
18:57Hey, whatever this is, knock it off!
18:59Hey, Joey, I can never remember.
19:02What group sings this song?
19:04Life is a highway, I won't ride it all night long.
19:10Actually, it's not a group.
19:12It's a person, Tom Cochran, a Canuck, no less.
19:16I know what you guys are doing.
19:18You're trying to get rid of Joey Goodtimes.
19:20Wheel to the light, Joe.
19:21We need you back.
19:22No, but I'm cool now.
19:25The old Joe was just a crippled punching bag.
19:28That's right.
19:28And he was our crippled punching bag, and we miss him.
19:31Yeah, we thought we liked this Joe better, but we don't.
19:35That's right.
19:35The old Joe is the best Joe.
19:37I can't go back.
19:38I'll never go back.
19:40Fine.
19:41I didn't want to have to do this, but I will.
19:43Joe, tell us.
19:45Why aren't there any B batteries?
19:48I won't.
19:49Why aren't there any B batteries?
19:52There are.
19:53There are B batteries.
19:55It's just electronics manufacturers favored the dimensions of the new double and triple A's.
20:00We all know C&D found their niche in high-drain situations, but B slowly disappeared, except for European lanterns
20:07and bike lights.
20:09Joe, it's a miracle.
20:11You can't walk.
20:17And that's why Ralph Nader deemed it unsafe at any speed.
20:22Wow, that was so long and boring.
20:25It's nice to have you back, Joe.
20:27And I enjoy having the space on the booth seat for my pocket-brick-a-brack back.
20:32Hey, what'd you end up doing with the rest of those pills I gave you?
20:34I dumped them in the 18th hole in honor of Joey Goodtimes.
20:39Oh, Gerald, what are you doing?
20:43Don't worry about what I'm doing, baby.
20:45Worry about what I'm about to do.
20:47I'm going to turn Groundhog Day into Poundhog Day.
20:51Gerald, I'm cooking an acorn.
20:55Free Farmers Search for True Love.
20:57Which ladies will lasso their hearts?
20:59An all-new Farmer Wants a Wife, Tuesday on Fox.
21:04Welcome to a two-part sleep deprivation special.
21:08Six strangers compete in five epic challenges over 48 hours.
21:14I brought you some Fear Factor friendship bracelets.
21:17We threw a shot callers?
21:19No one can go to sleep.
21:23Is this when we get to have a vodka?
21:26This is Fear Factor.
21:2748 hours of fear.
21:29Ah-ha-ha!
21:30it's hard to let me feel like I'm giving a lot of
21:30We're putting him on there for us.
21:31I was looking back on skinny graves every day,些
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