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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:28The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29I know.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Uh, Jules came in here to work,
00:01:50and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:53and she grabbed me,
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:06from the group of Blake Jules, okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:28Thank you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:47Thank you.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:14when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:22I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules,
00:04:11you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:22lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:41and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:57and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:1010 bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:42and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:53We're not hooking up.
00:05:55Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:32with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:44if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had
00:06:49or wanted
00:06:51is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:04Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noah.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her
00:07:36would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different,
00:08:07but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things
00:08:21have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would've made
00:08:32if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died,
00:09:06he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia
00:09:11and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital
00:09:16that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that
00:09:19if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:35my little knowy.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself
00:09:42to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy
00:09:45and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:03Why not?
00:10:04That grubby little maid ruined your life
00:10:07with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:10than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid
00:10:19or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us,
00:10:38I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:11:03and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:11:12and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia,
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:29She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:34Or what?
00:11:36You'll spank me.
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here
00:11:45because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:50You're right.
00:11:52Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:00You're right.
00:12:02Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know.
00:12:16It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30Stop it.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33You're so hot.
00:12:34I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah,
00:12:50you come over here.
00:12:51Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll be late,
00:13:14and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:25What are you doing?
00:13:35Guys!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:31Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming!
00:14:35For the third time!
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:15:01Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah, thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:17This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:45Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:51Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:14house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:28Emmett, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:35I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:31You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:36No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you with me.
00:19:02You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:33There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side
00:19:39and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:19:49like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Come on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:27Mm-hmm.
00:20:28Mm-hmm.
00:20:29Mm-hmm.
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:21:02Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:26I'm in mode again.
00:21:27I'm in beast mode.
00:21:29I'm on gold.
00:21:29About to troll again.
00:21:30Where I been?
00:21:31That shit never know.
00:21:32Trophy's rolling in.
00:21:33Look at skull.
00:21:34Losers gotta go.
00:21:35I'm on tin again.
00:21:36I can't stop.
00:21:37No, I cannot know.
00:21:38Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:52I'm still thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:37You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:02I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Do you like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing here?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:43Remember, no going in.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:56Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:11One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:19We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:34Gosh.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:43We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did.
00:26:51We used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:05Wow.
00:27:06I never said anything about save it.
00:27:09Herb's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett.
00:27:33This one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:43Mia did.
00:27:44She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:47Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey!
00:27:53I made good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01Cause this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I-I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:37Alright!
00:28:46You're so old.
00:28:47Say not again with your shirt off.
00:28:54Love it.
00:28:56Honey.
00:28:57Come on.
00:29:02No.
00:29:04Go home!
00:29:05Schule!ieren
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00:41:07C'est impossible, c'est pas possible !
00:41:09C'est peut-être que le zippeur est stocké !
00:41:11Qu'est-ce que vous faites ?
00:41:13Je suis shopping !
00:41:15Do vous n'entendez pas me ?
00:41:17Je suis allé ici tout le temps !
00:41:19Oh !
00:41:20Elle ne peut pas acheter cette place.
00:41:21Elle peut only acheter à thrift-stores.
00:41:24Mais ce que Mia dit, c'est bien.
00:41:25Donc, votre argent n'est pas bien ici !
00:41:28Vous savez quoi ?
00:41:29Vous êtes bien !
00:41:31Je n'ai plus de choses à faire,
00:41:32qu'il y a plus de choses comme vous !
00:41:35C'est ça !
00:41:36Vous êtes out !
00:41:38Oh !
00:41:39Mr. Allen !
00:41:39Excusez-moi !
00:41:40Je vais juste prendre out le trash !
00:41:42Trash ?
00:41:43Oui !
00:41:44C'est ma chante !
00:41:45Oh !
00:41:50Apparemment, je suis trop pauvre à même s'enverter dans cette boutique !
00:41:54C'est ce qui ?
00:41:57Elle n'a pas de spending limit !
00:41:59Elle peut faire ce qu'elle veut !
00:42:02Et je voudrais essayer de faire ce que j'ai l'air sur !
00:42:05Non, c'est moi !
00:42:07C'est moi !
00:42:07Oh !
00:42:07Est-ce que vous allez acheter ?
00:42:08Non !
00:42:09Ce n'est pas avec cette petite petite petite zipper !
00:42:11C'est bon !
00:42:12C'est bon !
00:42:12C'est bon !
00:42:12Jules !
00:42:14C'est bon !
00:42:28C'est bon !
00:42:32C'est parti !
00:42:33C'est parti !
00:42:33C'est parti !
00:42:43Quellez vous ?
00:42:46Vous savez, il y a seulement un problème avec ce dress.
00:42:49C'est trop cher ?
00:42:51Non, c'est un règne de boner.
00:43:01Alors, ne vous allez pas remercier me?
00:43:10Merci, Noah.
00:43:11Oh, you can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me, um, I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:56See, told you.
00:44:02I don't know how they're called there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:49Get that heat.
00:44:51Good to see you.
00:44:51Hold on.
00:44:52Be safe.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules is mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:42the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:45:57Jules.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:33Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules, tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something?
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here, put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:15Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:18Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:20Woo!
00:48:21Woo!
00:48:27Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:33Woo!
00:48:35C'est parti !
00:49:05C'est parti !
00:49:37C'est parti !
00:50:05C'est parti !
00:50:35C'est parti !
00:50:51C'est parti !
00:50:59C'est parti !
00:51:27C'est parti !
00:51:29C'mon Jules, you wanna have some fun ?
00:51:33No thanks !
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these !
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up !
00:51:57Cheers !
00:52:00Cheers !
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on !
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:05I don't know it's gonna be a bit of a bit of a change.
00:52:06Okay, I've seen Jules.
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit
00:52:25Don't move
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:52:35We both know you want this
00:52:37Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off
00:52:42Just relax, baby
00:52:45Let that e-kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:52:52Let go of me
00:52:53This is just gonna take a minute
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right, Mom, for me
00:52:58I mean
00:53:01No, Mom, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah, help me
00:53:10Noah, help me
00:53:13Emmett
00:53:15Get off of her
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett, she doesn't want you
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude
00:53:29Even if she won't say so
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:38I'd never be friends
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:54:07You look like shit
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:13Hey, keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:22Leah, stop
00:54:25This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:31Be so fucking for real
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous because
00:54:37Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40And, you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44Tonight
00:54:46Mia, sit down
00:54:48Emmett
00:54:49If you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:51I will kill you
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:55Let's go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:15Ow
00:55:17You're hurt
00:55:17Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:43I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:48Really
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E
00:56:01It's twice as fun
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road
00:56:22Ow
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream
00:56:24And this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:29Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:31I'm not an asshole
00:56:33No
00:56:33You're the king of assholes
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40Makes me the king of assholes
00:56:42But
00:56:43Whatever
00:56:48I gotta show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:14It worked
00:57:29I've wanted you all somewhere
00:57:30Stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:35I need you
00:57:36Now
00:57:41What if somebody sees
00:57:43Everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:57:50You're the actress
00:57:50I think he's a winner
00:57:51I think it gentleman
00:58:09Sounds like my wife
00:58:10I think it's good
00:58:10You're the lead
00:58:10You're the lead
00:58:10That person
00:58:10You're the lead
00:58:10So
00:58:10You're the lead
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01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp.
01:10:16Starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:19And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woo-hoo!
01:11:41Over!
01:11:44Grab your back.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:01beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:23How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:33From wholemates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:41Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:13:01pool.
01:13:02But that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17You're falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:20Get off of her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:30You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work, Felina.
01:16:33Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:35Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:45Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:16I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:20I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:35Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better than me.
01:18:52But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Getting anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:36I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:09This morning, I bought it.
01:21:12You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:28But...
01:21:28I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:32Another condition?
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:55Oh, please.
01:22:57The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:10Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Oh, hi.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:27And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:09Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
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