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00:00:00¡You drive me crazy!
00:00:01¡I drive you crazy! ¡That's funny!
00:00:03¡You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05Si alguien te hace un malo,
00:00:07tú entiendes en el amor de ellos,
00:00:09o tú te hates sus guts.
00:00:11Para mí y Noah,
00:00:13es ambos.
00:00:19¿Jules?
00:00:20¿Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24No te temptas, Emmet.
00:00:26Este es un gutter set,
00:00:27lo hará nada más para $5.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off
00:00:31my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid
00:00:33for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me
00:00:38just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman
00:00:54who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up
00:00:59and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe
00:01:06I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmet?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh, you just can't help
00:01:25but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity,
00:01:29can you?
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy
00:01:36who ruined my life
00:01:37helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work
00:01:50and she started being
00:01:51really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up
00:02:04or you're going to end up
00:02:05being an outcast
00:02:05from the group of Blake Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video
00:02:11of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:28Thank you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up
00:02:34for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody
00:02:37with pictures of Jules
00:02:38on their phone
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:47Thank you.
00:02:49I know we aren't
00:02:50really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:00Whoa.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:14when she's obviously
00:03:15just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out
00:03:21then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:22I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash
00:03:24is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always
00:03:32had a thing for Jules
00:03:33but she used to be
00:03:34my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules?
00:03:41Come on.
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um.
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell
00:04:02happened back there
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules,
00:04:11you better have a pretty good
00:04:12explanation of why
00:04:13you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:22lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to
00:04:26my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people
00:04:29who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:41and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here
00:04:49to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything
00:04:55you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex
00:04:57you've ever had
00:04:57and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me
00:05:13in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to
00:05:19try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:25Jules, when you leaked
00:05:26that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this
00:05:28a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me
00:05:36my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your
00:05:38almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided
00:05:41that I was officially
00:05:42cancelled
00:05:42and got everyone
00:05:43to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:53We're not hooking up.
00:05:55Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound
00:06:10is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple
00:06:12months ago.
00:06:13Huh.
00:06:14Right when you told
00:06:15everyone to stop
00:06:16talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone
00:06:29saw your tits
00:06:30online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't
00:06:31be friends
00:06:32with such an
00:06:32embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit
00:06:41on me?
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:43And I can do it again
00:06:44if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've
00:06:48ever had
00:06:49or wanted
00:06:50is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving
00:06:54any of it back.
00:06:56Especially Noah.
00:07:01Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:04Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah
00:07:08would believe a lie
00:07:09like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one
00:07:13that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think
00:07:36firing her
00:07:36would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be
00:07:39more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her
00:07:40serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say
00:07:50goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting
00:08:00the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different
00:08:06but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking
00:08:11Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:20I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would've made
00:08:32if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god.
00:08:39I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way
00:08:43to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job
00:08:59at the summer house.
00:09:01No.
00:09:02No.
00:09:02That was the only thing
00:09:04keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died
00:09:06he left us in up
00:09:07$100,000 in debt.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:10But I was working for Mia
00:09:11and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital
00:09:16that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that
00:09:19if you worked at their summer house
00:09:20he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules,
00:09:23if you don't get this job back
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad
00:09:34you took out the trash
00:09:35my little knowy.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself
00:09:42to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call daddy
00:09:45and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out
00:09:47and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating
00:09:52for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55You still have feelings
00:09:57for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw
00:10:00in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything
00:10:02mean about Jules.
00:10:03Why not?
00:10:04That grubby little maid
00:10:06ruined your life
00:10:07with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:10than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid
00:10:19or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened
00:10:37between us,
00:10:38I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier
00:10:54than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder
00:11:02than I ever have before.
00:11:03And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little
00:11:10seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands
00:11:13off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone
00:11:23by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:34Or what?
00:11:36You'll spank me?
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here
00:11:45because it'd be too tempting
00:11:46to bang me.
00:11:50You're right.
00:11:52Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:56You're fired.
00:12:00You're right.
00:12:02Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:12:15you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know.
00:12:16It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here.
00:12:51Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy,
00:13:07don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know
00:13:10how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call in my lead and we'll talk about you
00:13:15keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby.
00:14:16Give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust
00:14:23in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now!
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:39Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Now, now, now, now!
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:45Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:51Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:14house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett.
00:16:27Get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:43I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:10Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:35I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:04Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:11Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:36No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:02You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:33There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side,
00:19:39and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner...
00:20:18is served.
00:20:22Let fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:33Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmet?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:49Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot?
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:26I'm in mode again. I'm in beast mode. I'm on ghost. Got to troll again. Where I've been? That shit
00:21:31never know. Trophy's rolling in. Look, it's gold. Losers gotta go. I'm on teeing again. I can't stop. No, I
00:21:37cannot know.
00:21:39Oops. Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real? I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:37You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:02I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here?
00:23:27And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:12Do you like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, no don't win.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:54I got some friends coming over.
00:24:56Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:11One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:19We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:43We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about it, save it.
00:27:09Herf's great here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:43Mia did.
00:27:44She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:47Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:35Get off of me!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:13You and Jules are officially over.
00:29:17No, no, no way, dude, like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit, don't come crawling back.
00:29:26Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules? It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48I mean, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude, stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:05Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it? What, are you trying to be
00:30:17a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what? Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:53Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore. You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:13Help! Help!
00:31:30¿Has salvado mi?
00:31:41No.
00:31:45That feels better, ¿no?
00:31:48And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmet, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmet to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmet, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:55Trust me. We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now...
00:33:22It's party time.
00:33:30OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:46Ew. Spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:54He and Emmet are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmet.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:36I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:44All right.
00:34:45I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:54I guess you can.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:35I don't know.
00:36:37No, I don't know.
00:36:57I don't know what to do.
00:36:59Me ha?
00:37:00Me ha?
00:37:05Get off.
00:37:07Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:12Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:40I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:46Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:04I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:10I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:12And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:40Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes.
00:39:10That's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:23Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:45I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman Internship.
00:40:18Dude, the Lehman Internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:22It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:40:24Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
00:40:51I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size.
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping?
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:29You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:39Excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:54See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine.
00:42:07Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great.
00:42:12Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:14What do you think?
00:42:15What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:45You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:23Put the dress on my card.
00:43:27Excuse me.
00:43:29I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it.
00:44:35Trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50There he is.
00:44:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:01Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:45:05me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27Alright.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:33By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman internship.
00:45:36and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:42the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while I'll last, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:33Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54I need Jules to come with me.
00:47:05Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:23You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:15Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:18Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:20Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:42Woo!
00:48:43Woo!
00:49:06¡Gracias!
00:49:15Top that
00:49:30Top that
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here
00:49:45Show them all
00:50:16Yo, Jason
00:50:18Dude, I need the Lady Killer special
00:50:21Now
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:24I got you
00:50:28Visit that
00:50:29And the winner
00:50:31Of the lap dance contest is
00:50:36And the winner
00:50:37Of the lap dance contest is
00:50:42Mia
00:50:47As the winner
00:50:49You get to smooch the hottie
00:50:51In the chair
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation
00:50:55But I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:51:01Jules, wait
00:51:07You look upset
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:18Jules
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, you got time
00:51:29Come on, Jules
00:51:30You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks
00:51:34Oh, but, but, but
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:43Better play along
00:51:54Bottoms up
00:51:57Cheers
00:51:59All right
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:52:03Come on
00:52:03I'm gonna go change
00:52:09Destin
00:52:10Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:52:11Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:52:13Emmett was with her
00:52:17That little shit
00:52:25Don't move
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:52:36Both know you want this
00:52:38Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off
00:52:43Just relax, baby
00:52:45Let that e-kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:52:52Let go of me
00:52:53This is just gonna take a minute
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right, mom for me
00:52:58I mean
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah
00:53:05Help me
00:53:10Noah
00:53:10Help me
00:53:13Emmett
00:53:15Get off of her
00:53:16You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett
00:53:24She doesn't want you
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude
00:53:29Even if she won't say so
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06You look like shit
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass
00:54:10All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:15Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:22Mia, stop!
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:31Be so fucking for real
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous
00:54:36Because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44Tonight
00:54:45Mia, sit down
00:54:48Emmett
00:54:49If you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:51I will kill you
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:55Let's go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:15Ow
00:55:17You're hurt
00:55:17Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:43I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:48Really
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E
00:56:01It's twice as fun
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road
00:56:22Ow
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream
00:56:24And this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:29Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:31I'm not an asshole
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40Makes me the king of assholes
00:56:42But whatever
00:56:48I got to show you something
00:56:50I got to show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:14And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:15It worked
00:57:29I've wanted you all somewhere
00:57:31Stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:35Now
00:57:41What if somebody sees
00:57:43Everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:57:47As it is
00:57:50I can't wait
00:57:50I can't wait
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01:01:23Bueno, es muy agradable a ver con tu clases en.
01:01:28Lisa, mi segundo mami.
01:01:31Vamos a hablar de plazas.
01:01:34Oh, sí, sí, sí.
01:01:38¿Estás maravillando Mia ahora?
01:01:39No entiendo lo que me ha ido a la cabeza.
01:01:41Estoy muy bien, pero después de la mañana, voy a explicar todo lo que ella.
01:01:46Mira, solo playa por un par de horas, ¿por qué?
01:01:48¿Por qué?
01:01:58¿Por qué?
01:01:59Mi head hurts.
01:02:00¿Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's prepared.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water.
01:02:23I need water.
01:02:25Jules.
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo.
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Wow.
01:02:51Oh, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:37Oh, wait.
01:03:38No.
01:03:39Ow.
01:03:41I'm drowning.
01:03:42Mia, save me.
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50No.
01:03:51Help.
01:04:04Oh, no.
01:04:07Oh, no.
01:04:10You saved me.
01:04:15Here.
01:04:15I brought you some tea.
01:04:22I was wrong about you.
01:04:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings.
01:04:59Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:15I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:29So it was really always just about the money.
01:05:32Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because
01:05:40of that same money.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of
01:07:09my son's life forever.
01:07:10But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:35Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:12Ew, what died in here?
01:08:16My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:29They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54I know.
01:08:54I know.
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:11Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:40I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:47He seems a little confused.
01:09:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:10:00and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:09And I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:33Mm-hmm.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:19And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:28I just...
01:11:29I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woo-hoo!
01:11:42Woo-hoo!
01:11:42I love it!
01:11:44Oh, grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:02beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah,
01:12:10tell me,
01:12:12who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:23How long is he going to be here?
01:12:26I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:32Hmm.
01:12:33From
01:12:34wholemates
01:12:34to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett,
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:41Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah,
01:12:45well,
01:12:45I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah,
01:12:48he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02But that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah,
01:13:05it is.
01:13:05I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:08so
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that,
01:13:11I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah,
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Me.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:39Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:48Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52Ugh.
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:57Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:02I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know,
01:15:15I feel sorry for you
01:15:16for falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23I found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say,
01:15:38then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes
01:16:00to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:20Get off of her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone,
01:16:25I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:30You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:37than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:45Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:48that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife
01:16:53would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kissing back.
01:17:20I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did,
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:35Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us,
01:18:15and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you, and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room,
01:18:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:18:41and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better than me,
01:18:52but I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:23Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:49Karen, can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:57I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Do you need anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:09This morning, I bought it.
01:21:12You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:28But...
01:21:28I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:32Another condition?
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:21:45Tonight.
01:21:46Night at 8 p.m.
01:21:54And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:27But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please.
01:22:57The big question.
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:21Fine.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:23I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:30What are you going to do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:32Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Oh, hi.
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:41Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:48Bye.
01:23:50Bye.
01:23:51Bye.
01:23:53Bye.
01:23:59Bye.
01:24:01Bye.
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:27And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31You look like a crazy person.
01:24:32And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:09Everybody, let's get this party started!
01:25:13Yay!
01:25:14Woo!
01:25:15Woo!
01:25:15Woo!
01:25:15Woo!
01:25:16Woo!
01:25:16Woo!
01:25:17Woo!
01:25:19Woo! Woo!