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Late Bloomer S03E01-2 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00It sounds pretty traumatic for you, but like, you know
00:03Traumatic, but like, cool, like, this is a good story to tell
00:05Absolutely, this is what it's for
00:07This is all for this moment
00:09Everything led us here, that's incredible
00:12How crazy is that?
00:13I'll be right back
00:57Please don't send a text
01:25What's your name?
01:32Oh, no.
01:34Oh, no.
01:35Oh, no.
01:35Oh, no.
01:36Oh, no.
01:39Hey, you guys are going to...
01:41Hey.
01:46Oh, no.
01:53Oh, no.
01:55Oh, no.
02:05Oh, no.
02:14Oh.
02:18Oh, no.
02:20Oh, no.
02:23Oh, no.
02:31Oh, no.
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03:22Oh, my trip was amazing.
03:23The best were Ibiza.
03:25And then we went to Barcelona.
03:27So would you recommend the spaghetti?
03:29I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissant.
03:48Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
03:53But, yo, that's how you say it.
03:57Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, yo, that's how you say it.
04:05Oh, six, six, six, yeah, yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
04:08Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
04:11It's actually taken from the Indian word like that.
04:14It's like a Sanskrit.
04:16Yo, I...
04:17Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's.
04:24Because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
04:28Tandoori kebab.
04:30Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
04:32Bro, what?
04:32Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
04:34You got this good chicken, man.
04:36I'm just using...
04:37I'm not hanging out with you guys anymore.
04:39Shut up!
04:40Shut up!
04:41Good boy!
04:42Don't go.
04:42How are you?
04:44How are you?
04:52Yeah, I'm going to kill someone.
05:14Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
05:23Okay, what the fuck is going on?
05:25What?
05:26Who is that?
05:27And what the fuck are you wearing?
05:28That's my girlfriend, Raven.
05:30We're in love.
05:31I thought I told you that.
05:32Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
05:34You know what?
05:35Mop all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
05:38Imagine a place that rejects classism-created caste,
05:41and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power
05:45and realize we're all one.
05:46It's not like Sikki and Dark Mode.
05:48What?
05:49No, it's not.
05:50It's the same shit different, Flop.
05:52You're even more lost, bro.
05:53Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
05:55You good?
05:56Yeah, I'm fine.
05:57I'm just tired.
05:59Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,
06:00and now he's down fast.
06:02The story?
06:03Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
06:05Yeah, whatever, man.
06:06I don't care about that.
06:07That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
06:09I don't.
06:14Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
06:16Move on.
06:17It's been five fucking years already.
06:19Oh, it's only been a year.
06:20Okay, and it's not that easy.
06:23She was special.
06:24Yeah, since the guy that's smashing a different hinge grill every other night.
06:27Oh, man.
06:28You look pathetic.
06:29Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
06:32Yo, Sonny.
06:33What?
06:33I open up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
06:37Even fucking Nav is here.
06:39Or is that French Montana?
06:41Can't tell us Nav?
06:43Yo, my bhaji from another bhaji.
06:46What's good?
06:48I'm learning a Punjabi.
06:50Nice.
06:51Yo, there's my favorite client.
06:52I keep doing.
06:53Yo, what's up, man?
06:55Yo, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
06:59That's the manager guy you set him up with?
07:01Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
07:03He's pretty handsy.
07:04Yeah, don't act like Thammo guys aren't the same.
07:06Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
07:07Yo, you get that Seltzer PR package yet?
07:09Uh, I don't think so.
07:12Whatever, man.
07:13Just tag the minute, okay?
07:15Okay, post the can and, you know, tell them how you sell suit pelts.
07:19What's that even mean?
07:20It doesn't matter what it means, man.
07:21Butter him off with a freaking smile, high energy.
07:23I need this by tomorrow, man.
07:25I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
07:27All right, all right.
07:36Who did you do this before?
07:3714 hours ago, man.
07:39I don't want to give you a penny.
07:41I can do it.
07:48I can do it.
07:49What is this?
07:51Very nice.
07:54Can you please?
07:55Yes.
07:56Come on.
07:57I'll get the cups.
08:12What do you think?
08:13I don't know.
08:15After all, it's been a long time
08:17when we're in a row, we're in a row.
08:20First of all, we're in India.
08:23We're in Canada and we're in a row.
08:26But now, we're in a row.
08:30You're right.
08:31We've also got a lot of data.
08:33We wanted to do a whole thing.
08:35Let's have some fun.
08:37Fun? What do you think?
08:52Nice weather.
08:54Yeah.
08:58Yeah.
09:04Bye-bye.
09:05Yeah.
09:07Yeah.
09:12What do you want to do?
09:14Give it a light, right?
09:16It doesn't look very beautiful.
09:17Just do it.
09:18Selfie?
09:29Do you order a pizza?
09:32Now we are really having fun.
10:01You know?
10:08You know what I'm saying?
10:13Like the streets are waiting, my chief.
10:15Yo, you seen this Prem guy?
10:18Yo, let's put some good stuff.
10:19Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
10:22Yo, plug your phone real quick.
10:23I'll show you.
10:24I'll show you.
10:24Yeah, yeah.
10:24Search up P-R-E-M Prem Prem.
10:26Yeah, yeah.
10:27That one right there.
10:28Yo, watch that one.
10:29And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
10:33Yo, tell them to do that.
10:34Yo, this has 3 million views that he just posted yesterday.
10:38Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
10:42because, frame means love.
10:45Frame out.
10:47Oh, yo.
10:49Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
10:53Yo, yo, let's watch that one though, right there.
10:54I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing bookalicious routine.
10:58Baby, stop looking at me.
10:59Exactly.
10:59Hey, boy.
11:01I'm not on the menu.
11:02Hey, yo.
11:03Yo, everyone, listen.
11:05Listen up.
11:06Can I have your attention, please?
11:08First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
11:12Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorde.
11:15And shout out Neil, who ate two trains.
11:20Last but not least, give it up for my man.
11:24Just me.
11:29Yo, Just me.
11:30Where you at?
11:31Come on out.
11:32Just me.
11:36Yo, Just me.
11:37Just me.
11:38Just me.
11:39Oh, that guy?
11:40He left.
11:42Left?
11:42What do you mean left?
11:43He got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
11:46Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
11:48You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe.
11:52Going straight to Boyceville.
11:54This car's still here.
11:55Where the fuck is he?
11:56I checked the pool house.
11:57Nothing.
11:57I went to the neighbors.
11:58They don't even know who he is.
11:59Why would the neighbors know who he is?
12:01Okay, let's roll out.
12:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:03None of us should be driving.
12:04I'm tipsy as fuck.
12:05Wait.
12:05Wait.
12:07Who the fuck are you two?
12:08Get the fuck away from my car.
12:09Sorry for you.
12:09Who invited you?
12:10Speed also.
12:11Fuck.
12:12Oh, we could take my bike.
12:13What?
12:14Or your neighbor's helicopter.
12:16You don't have a flying fucking helicopter.
12:17Yes, I do, bro.
12:18You know, it's, um, it's X to go up and then-
12:22Right, of course.
12:23Circle to go down.
12:24Uh-huh.
12:24R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
12:27Are you fucking for real?
12:29First of all, both of you fucking relax.
12:31Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
12:34I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
12:36Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
12:40What?
12:40I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am sober.
12:45That makes sense to me.
12:46I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
12:48Sonny!
12:49Get out.
12:50I'll be doing car save off.
12:51Bro, where the fuck did you come from?
12:53I was taking a piss in the woods.
12:55We have washrooms in the house.
12:56You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
12:57And I'm fucking wrong.
12:59Get the fuck out.
13:00You're fucking ugly, bro.
13:01Look how fucking drunk you are.
13:02Yo, what are you guys saying?
13:03Why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
13:05Look how fucking raped he is, bro.
13:06I drive better drunk.
13:07Trust me.
13:08Alright, where are we going?
13:09Oh, maybe he's emo-eating at the spot.
13:11Let's fucking roll.
13:16So, uh, therapy.
13:17How's that going?
13:18I don't know.
13:19It's a lot.
13:20Kinda lost myself after the whole mere thing.
13:23I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
13:25He's probably your son.
13:27Yo, no sign of your speed.
13:29I don't even think he came here.
13:30But I did grab hella shit.
13:31Chilli chicken.
13:33Hakka chow mein.
13:34Ginger fish.
13:35You guys are jillipaneer too, right?
13:36A vegetarian.
13:38Shit.
13:38I'll be right back.
13:39No, Sonny.
13:40You already took forever.
13:41We gotta go.
13:42What do you want from me?
13:43He's hungry.
13:43No, Sonny.
13:44Chill.
13:44Sonny.
13:47Great.
13:47No one's here.
13:48He goes to the lake to clear his head.
13:50I don't know.
13:51You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
13:52Absolutely not.
13:54There's only one way of consuming quong, bro.
13:56That's too fucking rugga.
13:57Think about it.
13:57You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
14:00Yo.
14:02What the fuck did I say?
14:05Sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:06Wait.
14:08You don't think that he pulled up to...
14:11No.
14:11No.
14:13No, he wouldn't.
14:15Wait.
14:16Could he have?
14:34So...
14:35Is it just you two in the house today?
14:38Haha.
14:39Nice.
14:40Nice.
14:41So no one else.
14:42Nobody at all.
14:43I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family, people coming
14:49by.
14:50You know, did anyone come by?
14:51Maybe they came through the basement or the back door is sometimes open.
14:56Sometimes people get old and they look different.
14:58Strange relatives.
14:59Anyone?
15:00Anyone?
15:01Okay.
15:02What is this all, Tomasha?
15:04What she's trying to ask badly.
15:06Did just me come by?
15:07Why?
15:08Is he okay?
15:09Did you call him?
15:10Yeah.
15:10No, no.
15:10No, Auntie.
15:11He's fine.
15:12He's just...
15:12He's not picking up his phone.
15:14Why would he not pick up your calls?
15:16Did something happen?
15:17No, no, no, no, no.
15:18He was just with us earlier, but he...
15:21He...
15:21forgot something at home and went to go pick it up.
15:25So maybe we thought he meant this home.
15:29Hmm.
15:30He was like a little girl.
15:39He's gone.
15:41He's gone.
15:41He's gone.
15:43He's gone.
15:43He's gone.
15:47He's gone.
15:48I'm just gonna go out.
16:11He's gone.
16:16He's gone.
16:21Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:28Is everything okay?
16:33You alright?
16:39Oh, hey, man.
16:43Just breathe.
16:44What are you doing here?
16:47Is this real?
16:49Are you real?
16:51Yeah, I'm real.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:55Are you living in your car?
17:05You see that house down the street?
17:10That was the house, man.
17:13The house that Mia bought me.
17:15We're supposed to move into before...
17:17Before I just put my heart on my chest and just...
17:24Now it's just standing there.
17:26Unfinished.
17:28Just like my hopes and dreams.
17:32Okay, you can still finish the house, man.
17:34You can move in yourself.
17:37You think I have money like that anymore?
17:39You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
17:44Us realtors, we're washed, man.
17:47Do you know how that feels, Mr. Dollar of You?
17:52Look, man.
17:55I got my heart broken, too.
17:57And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
18:01And she's engaged.
18:04It sucks, man.
18:06I know.
18:06It's weird how fast things change.
18:09It's tough to keep up.
18:11Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
18:16bunch of nothing?
18:17I feel washed.
18:21But I just breathe for it all.
18:25Had a plan.
18:28Marriage.
18:29Kids.
18:30Run for Mayor Brampton.
18:31Kids.
18:32Hit a million followers and more kids.
18:34Yeah, look.
18:36Sometimes you don't need a plan.
18:38Okay?
18:38Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
18:44Look, man.
18:46You're a smart guy, alright?
18:48And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
18:53But this?
18:54Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
18:57It's pathetic.
18:59So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
19:10Oh, shit!
19:11I just realized something.
19:13You're a brother.
19:15My brother.
19:16You can bring Manvi back to me.
19:19Oh.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Dude, what?
19:21Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
19:25Yeah.
19:26You can have my house, man.
19:28I'll even finish the floor for you.
19:30Where's my...
19:31Where's my key?
19:32You can have my whip, man.
19:33You can have my keys.
19:34Take it all.
19:35Just please, man.
19:36Just bring her back to me.
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:38I can't sleep.
19:50I can't do anything.
19:52I can't do anything.
20:12Everything okay, MPJ?
20:13Yes, but I'm glad you all are here.
20:16It's nice to have the house full.
20:22Oh, he's at his spot.
20:23Who?
20:24Just me.
20:25I have his location.
20:27Are you dumb?
20:29Why have you been to this before?
20:30Because my phone was dead.
20:31I have a charger in my car.
20:33Cars can charge phones?
20:34That's incredible.
20:36You know what?
20:37Just forget it.
20:38Let's make moves.
20:39Yeah.
20:39Bye, Auntie.
20:40Neil, hold on one minute, please.
20:43Uncle.
20:45There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanit.
20:48So handsome.
20:50Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
20:53It's wrong.
20:54Tell him.
20:55I love you.
20:56Love you, love you, love you.
20:57Tell him.
20:57Also, invest in Gooch coin.
21:00Here, give this to just me.
21:02You'll be seeing him before I do.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay, Gooch.
21:12Stupid.
21:17Hey, there's Waldo.
21:20Guru Waldo.
21:22We called you like a million fucking times.
21:24FYI.
21:24Where the hell were you, man?
21:25We've been ripping it up and down Saga to scarves.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Look, sorry.
21:29I just...
21:30I needed some space.
21:31Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
21:34You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
21:36I know.
21:38You're still not over it.
21:39This guy's never going to get over it.
21:41He needs a Chabir to cross the face.
21:42Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
21:44What are you talking about?
21:44Brown trauma's a real thing.
21:45What trauma?
21:46What trauma?
21:47It takes time.
21:47See how's these things take?
21:49Here.
21:49You and this guy smash it.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Come over here.
21:58Holy.
21:59Can't have a park for hell, this city.
22:01It's your place, eh?
22:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
22:05That's a shame.
22:07What the hell is he doing here?
22:08Buddy, are you fucked?
22:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
22:11All right.
22:12Well, thanks, I guess.
22:17Look, guys, I...
22:21I appreciate you.
22:22I just want you to know that.
22:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases.
22:33And still sticking by me.
22:37So, thank you.
22:39Thank you for the gifts.
22:41Thank you for the party.
22:43Thank you for just keeping me in check.
22:45And thank you for just everything that you do for me.
22:53I love you guys.
22:54I love you.
22:55Aw.
22:56Come on.
22:57Come on.
22:58I love you guys so much.
23:00Oh, what?
23:00We've known each other for so long.
23:02Yeah.
23:03May our bonds remain together.
23:05Okay.
23:08Okay.
23:26I'm sorry, and I'm listening.
23:35Okay.
23:37Hello?
23:37Yes, Peejee, it's my last call.
23:38Hello.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40You're listening.
23:42No, don't you get to be letting me?
23:44No.
23:45I'm not getting to be letting you.
23:46Yes.
23:48I'm not getting to be letting you know.
23:52Okay, okay, okay.
23:56You're busy, you're busy.
23:58Good.
24:01They've decided to do the best.
24:03Let's go, big boy.
24:04I'm just going to get a little bit.
24:06It's a big deal.
24:08One way to take it.
24:09Will it be enough to sway the seals?
24:11We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
24:15Hi, thank you so much for coming.
24:18Appreciate you.
24:19This has been an incredible birthday.
24:21I hope your house isn't trashed.
24:26Yo.
24:27Bye.
24:27Love you.
24:28Love you.
24:30Your mom asked me to do this.
24:36Nice.
24:37Thanks.
24:37Love you.
24:39All right, man.
24:40Happy birthday.
24:40Thank you, bro.
24:42Can I sleep here?
24:44Sure.
24:46Hell yeah.
24:48See you in the morning.
24:49Yep.
24:49I'll go over it.
24:56I talked to myself away.
24:57I can't wait for you.
25:00Hey, come on.
25:00I can't wait for you.
25:00I know.
25:03I can't wait for you.
25:07I can't wait for you, too.
25:09Okay, I can't wait for you, too.
25:13I can't wait for you.
25:17I kept waiting for you, too.
25:22Hello?
25:23Sister Gull.
25:28Yeah.
25:29No, I'm good, Bob.
25:30Yeah.
25:33Yeah, I miss you, too.
25:37I tried picking it up, but I couldn't.
25:39She grew that much overnight.
25:40Lose my fucking mind.
25:42Wait, which daughter is this again?
25:43One of the middle ones?
25:45Anyways, how are things at home?
25:47Yeah, you know.
25:49Dad's away, so it's still me doing everything.
25:52What about your new girl?
25:54She got messy, so I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
25:58You know what?
25:59You do you.
26:01Oh, shit.
26:02I totally forgot I have therapy in 10.
26:04I got to go, sonny.
26:06Yo, you can use one of my spare offices.
26:08I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit, because these guys watch Cracked All Dessy Reels all day,
26:12but it should hold.
26:13Really?
26:14Yeah, yeah, it's right there.
26:16Okay, thanks.
26:16I'll be quick.
26:17Yeah, no problem.
26:22Shinta!
26:23Yo, Shinta!
26:24Yes, brother.
26:26Oh, come on, I'm back to work.
26:28I'll check the wheel, brother.
26:29It's funny, man.
26:30It's not time for me, brother.
26:32Load it in the fucking truck.
26:34Go!
26:35I don't know.
26:35I don't know.
26:36I don't know.
26:36I don't know.
26:36Just a little back problems.
26:39A little break.
26:40Okay, I'm going to break you.
26:42I'm going to go around the buswater.
26:43Don't run like it.
26:44Yeah.
26:52Okay.
26:54Good to go.
26:59I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
27:01Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
27:02Go where, bro? The engine's literally on the ground.
27:05Does anybody know how to put this together?
27:07Is it all-wheel drive?
27:08Yeah.
27:09No, I don't know how.
27:10Fuck! We're gonna be late as fuck, man. Like, fuck!
27:13I told you we should have flown, man.
27:15Fuck!
27:17Okay, you know what?
27:19I know who to call.
27:24Yo, Sonny.
27:26Yeah, what's up?
27:28Yeah, man.
27:31Hey.
27:32How come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
27:34Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
27:37This is all that's left.
27:45Yes, babe.
27:47I told you I was going away this weekend.
27:49Right before we left.
27:51How else am I supposed to make money?
27:54Just get Mom to watch him.
27:56Holy fuck! Relax!
27:58You always do this shit.
27:59Fuck, man.
28:01Hey.
28:04You got a lot of anger in here.
28:05I can hold space if you want.
28:07This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
28:11What are you talking about?
28:12All right, good news.
28:13Let's go off the wall, Sonny.
28:14He's got a guy coming through the border and he'll just hit your ride with him.
28:17Nice.
28:18Probably take the car, too.
28:19Sick.
28:20You guys are all good to have.
28:23Bye, bye, bye, bye, buddy.
28:26Everything looks good.
28:27You guys are good to go.
28:28Here you go.
28:28You guys have a safe trip, okay?
28:30Take care.
28:32Nice car, by the way.
28:33Fucking white people.
28:36So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
28:40I don't know.
28:40I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
28:44It was nice to be taken care of.
28:46I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
28:50I take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
28:52My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
28:55Well, because you're the eldest, right?
28:57Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
29:02But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
29:05That's just not me.
29:08Anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
29:11But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
29:14I don't know.
29:15Tell me, Chippy.
29:16Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
29:20Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of
29:24why you attract these dynamics.
29:28What do you mean?
29:30Well...
29:30It just means being accountable for your patterns.
29:32My, me, I'm the victim.
29:35He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
29:36Him and all the other men.
29:39Right, that's fucking it.
29:41Shut the fuck up!
29:42I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
29:45Don't you let fucks have anything else to do?
29:46Holy shit!
29:49Sorry, ma'am.
29:50Sorry.
29:52Fuck's sake!
29:57What were you saying again?
29:58You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger.
30:05What anger?
30:06Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
30:09You can get a gun and a purchase.
30:11Oh, my gosh.
30:12I think this is our truck.
30:16Oh, dude!
30:17Oh, shit!
30:19Tiljod!
30:20Come on in, bro.
30:20What's up?
30:21Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmeet.
30:23How's it?
30:24How's it?
30:24How's it?
30:25And this is his...
30:26This is his Navi.
30:28How's it?
30:28How's it?
30:29How's it?
30:29How's it?
30:29Come on, come on, come on.
30:31Come on, come on, come on.
30:31Come on, come on.
30:32Come on, come on.
30:32Come on, come on.
30:33Come on, come on.
30:44Thank you so much for being yourself.
30:45If you think about it, our bro-to-paji ratio is the exact same.
30:49Paji this, paji that, paji oh, chanka paji eh, chanka paji.
30:52Paji bro, bro, paji.
30:53Paji bro, bro, paji.
30:54There's literally no difference, man.
30:56We all have that inner drive to say that word.
31:01So, you nervous to host it?
31:03Uh, not really, man.
31:06I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
31:08Too many, at this point.
31:11Come on, bro.
31:11A gig's a gig.
31:12You know that, man.
31:13Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, buddy.
31:15Thanks, man.
31:16For how long you've been driving a truck with Sunny?
31:19Just under a year.
31:21Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
31:24Do you know what's bad there?
31:25Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably.
31:28You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
31:33This has been keeping me steady.
31:35That's good, man.
31:36As long as it's honest work, man, you never know what that guy is.
31:38Oh, nothing like that, paji.
31:41I'm just grateful to Sunny, paji.
31:43He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
31:46Well, you're going.
31:48Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
31:51Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:56In his field?
31:56In my field.
31:58Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
31:59Are you telling me to go back?
32:00No, I need to.
32:02Oh, man.
32:04Bro.
32:05Bro.
32:05Bro.
32:06Oh, man.
32:08Oh, man.
32:09Oh, man.
32:35I need you.
32:36Sorry, brother. I didn't know my work for two days.
32:39I didn't know my work.
32:41Brother, how much respect are you?
32:43It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
32:46I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
32:49Supervisor? What supervisor?
32:51Brother, you didn't know Sri Lankan girl.
32:52She didn't hire her.
32:54She was a big boy.
32:55She was in danger.
32:57Okay.
32:58And I don't hang up with her.
33:14Hi, good evening. Are we checking in?
33:16Yes, we are.
33:17Great. What name is the reservation under?
33:19It should be under your name, mate.
33:21You got this, right? I'm going to go get some Adam water.
33:23Okay.
33:24Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
33:28Can I get that now?
33:30Yeah.
33:32Cool.
33:36Is that, is that gluten free?
33:37Uh, yes, it is.
33:39Okay, then I don't, I don't want it.
33:41Oh.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Okay.
33:43I'll be back.
33:46Yeah, sorry about that.
33:47Um, it's okay.
33:48Anyways, uh, the name should be under a first name Justmeet, last name Dutta.
33:52Okay, uh, how do you spell?
33:53D-U-T-T-A.
33:55Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm not seeing anything under that name.
33:59Could it, could it be under anything else?
34:02Um, Justmeet's World?
34:05Uh, yes.
34:06Okay, we do have that.
34:08Great.
34:08Great.
34:09Mr. Swirled.
34:10Yeah.
34:11Uh, just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
34:13Cool.
34:18Okay.
34:20Oh.
34:21Okay.
34:22Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
34:24Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
34:27We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
34:29Yeah, that's just my stage name.
34:31Okay.
34:32But I would, I would still need an ID saying that though, sir.
34:35Yeah, but that's me.
34:37It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
34:38It's literally me on the flyer.
34:45Oh, yeah.
34:46You look great on that.
34:48But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
34:51It's policy.
34:52Seriously?
34:53Swirled.
34:54Can we get a selfie, please?
34:57Sure.
35:04Sorry.
35:05I already bent the rules on the cookie.
35:08Okay.
35:09Yo, Nubby.
35:10Yeah.
35:10Can you call the organizers?
35:11They booked the room under the wrong name.
35:13Yeah, just check again, man.
35:14I'm sure they have, man.
35:15Bro, just do your job, please.
35:19Why are you making me do this?
35:21Why are you making me do this?
35:27Hello.
35:29Hello.
35:29Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
35:31Hello.
35:32I need one of you guys to come.
35:34These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
35:36They sound drunk.
35:37They're partying or some shit.
35:38Here, get to me.
35:39Hello?
35:41Hey, uh, it's just me.
35:43Uh, just me?
35:45The guy that's emceeing?
35:46Your competition?
35:46Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:48Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
35:50It's so legal right now, bro.
35:51Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now, and you can't check in, because the name
35:55is...
35:55Bro, oh shit, they're playing Roger Chacha.
35:57I'm a piano remix.
35:59Oh.
35:59Hey, seriously, booked it under Mr. Swirl?
36:01Yeah.
36:02Sorry.
36:03But he could change his name, right?
36:05Legally?
36:06Hello?
36:08Uh.
36:28Yo, what else?
36:30What is the problem?
36:32What, are you kidding me?
36:33Just me?
36:34holy shit dude what are you doing here i haven't seen you since like sick camp days this is wild
36:40don't you live in jersey yeah but i'm here to support my sister she's competing i was actually
36:45kind of hoping i'd bump into you you've accomplished so much i'm watching you from
36:48a distance like the little stalker that i am really okay um full disclosure your videos pop
36:55up on my feed like all the time wow really embarrassed yes i am also a stalker i know
37:02also you go by maya now yeah yeah it's uh you know just to make life easier and uh also
37:07just to
37:08remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion okay yo i'll see you okay hey yo they've
37:16got no rooms available there's a motel like 30 minutes down the street we got vacancies all right
37:21let me call number wait you guys don't have a place to crash and you're hosting the competition
37:25yeah there's some sort of name mixed up and the organizer all dropped so
37:31well hey why don't you take my room i'll crash with my sister what no no no don't be ridiculous
37:37no trust me just me she would probably want that anyways with how nervous she is uh
37:45okay uh yeah yeah that'll be awesome thank you are you sure i'm sure i got you i'll just get
37:51my
37:51stuff out of there and you're good to go thank you so much you're a lifesteamer oh my god it's
37:55nice
37:55seeing you
37:59damn i'm gonna smash that happy chick away
38:04what manager's gotta eat too bro dude i kissed the hotel girl really what she tastes like she tastes
38:12like hotel okay let's let's go get your bags man let's go hotel what does hotel taste
38:22yeah and hey thank you so much for letting me use your office sorry i was here all day i
38:26just i
38:27got so much work done not just therapy take it what take the space it's yours whenever you need it
38:35design work therapy 16 chapel the ceiling i don't care whatever free of charge 16 chapels honey
38:43what and that's really nice but why dude today's been one of the most productive days here in a
38:48minute your presence it's like it's keeping my guys in line you picked that shit up from your dad
38:54oh yeah you know how many of my dad's scary ass trucker buddies i used to get to buy me
38:58candy as a
38:58kid i was cute terrifying but cute i mean just keep acting like the supervisor and everything the light
39:04touches is yours okay sure
39:14not only does gua sha increase your blood circulation which makes you look more alive and awake
39:20but if you add healing stones this adds an extra healing component now this specific gua sha is infused
39:26with petrahertz i'd like to go ahead and thank jade baby for sending me this beautiful gua sha
39:31and use my code maya 15 for 15 off
39:41hi jasmid how we doing feeling good no we're not happy yeah i'll take care of this man
39:47the fuck was up with last night you had us waiting in the fucking lobby man and you out getting
39:52fucking
39:52drunk i'm i'm sorry i did the parties that we were you really thought his last name was swirled
39:59fuck come on man no i booked it while i was studying for my chem intern i'm so sorry i
40:04get
40:04sorry is not good enough dr sob and look at this green room it's not private and it's fucking bare
40:09man we have chips and uh water this is a grade five birthday party bro all right what more do
40:14you want
40:15dude like get us some fucking steak some kebabs some sushi some bottles of fucking ciroc some crown
40:20i don't know if i can get all that in time no no no you you will otherwise we're not
40:25doing the show
40:26just meat is an icon kid how's the fucking respect hey i'll get right on it
40:32yeah that's right can you believe this fucking guy was all that necessary he's like some vegeta college
40:38kid you can't keep lowering their standards man they'll never respect you if you let him keep
40:43getting away with this asking for ciroc bottles in the middle of the day yo manager's gotta eat too
40:50plus it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters you know what i mean
40:54time
40:55all right good luck guys
41:04bro it's a full house there's gotta be like a hundred people out there
41:08this is a 1400 seat theater bro i don't have my glasses okay ladies and gentlemen please welcome the
41:16massive internet sensation and one of the funniest voices of our generation the heartthrob himself
41:23give it up for friend hey y'all congrats for 25 years of the north american south asian talent
41:33competition i mean that's unbelievably huge and i would have loved to be there in person to celebrate
41:38this milestone with you guys but your boy is guest judging the mass singer this week i know
41:44and i'm still hosting popular competitions let's just get out there and do your job bro just focus
41:49love you all make sure you kill it and you know what they say
41:53gram means love gram out
41:57all right now give it up for our host of the night jasby
42:01tuta all right yes give it up for me that evening that came out way too early oh my god
42:10the way
42:10last is successful internet guy that's not as hot as him i'm here with you tonight
42:22i just ran into one of the pangana teams backstage we're gonna talk about your names first of all
42:28they're way too long okay the team i ran backstage sony gabru mitre panjab
42:32they're not sure they has lit up of the johnny shiradi toronto division like that's way too long okay
42:43you're right man you seem stressed
42:46jenandi's bro is always freaking tripping man oh well as a recent survivor of the unconscious
42:52uncoupling i can tell that you're brushing me off because you're avoiding your emotions
42:57but i'm here for you man bro take some pictures man aren't you the social media guy i don't even
43:04have
43:04my phone what the is wrong with you man well i gotta take this phone call man just god i
43:11got you
43:13i got the music man it's an interesting pocket man feels like we just now entered
43:19our 2000s era we're still like 20 25 years behind i mean everybody's wearing baggy jeans now
43:25they got blue track suits jenny's walking around in a pink fur coat like bro you're not camera
43:31you know what i mean honestly the only thing we're missing is john rule the real john
43:36will not dr zeus's who like john i hope he's doing well wherever he is but the real john
43:41will not be going to track it just being like me i don't care murder that's the only thing
43:47but we're gonna have fun regardless so let's give it up for our first team i'm not saying their name
43:52before we talk about this put your hands together let's do it
44:01build it
44:14this guy was on his phone he must be using so much data he's using my hotspot
44:26this guy was on his phone he was on his phone he was on his phone he was on his
44:35phone
44:35yo shout out to my boy jesse for killing it tonight
44:40and all you sexy fucking girls i fucking love fun in our competitions
44:46shots baby
44:53yo can you tell your manager to be careful the deposit in this room is really steep
44:58whoo shots
44:59yo it's my wife hey everybody shut the fuck up
45:08hey babe yeah no i'm just i'm here with the boys we're just we're just about to go to sleep
45:16yo there's no one in the room yo shut the fuck up
45:22yeah no i didn't put it on you what are you talking about hey let let me let me go
45:28to a better
45:29area okay yo man take care of the girls okay yeah yo why are you always tripping man like seriously
45:40it's tripping all right i'm gonna take care of the girls
45:46hello uh hi do do any women here need water no just let me know if any of the guys
45:54are acting
45:56aggressive or inappropriate i'm here yo how'd it go uh i don't know man i just feel like i'm on
46:02autopilot at these things so then why do you still do them so nobody can get away from his wife
46:06for
46:06the weekend like what else am i supposed to do put yourself in new places you know sometimes you
46:13might find a creative spark in the randomest spots yeah i guess you're right oh dude guess who i ran
46:19into who my first kiss where at the competition isn't that crazy and i think she might be single so
46:26what
46:29i'm gonna get out of this white house office party i'll talk to you later please okay bye
46:38shit i might just have to make official uniform for my guys these designs are sick yeah thanks
46:43honey okay well look i'll send you an invoice to get the work started yo i give this girl a
46:47free office
46:48and somehow i'm getting charged is that what you're learning in therapy some reverse psychology
46:52shit i like this sometimes i feel like my wife hates me like i just want to live and enjoy
47:15life
47:16i probably don't even love her anymore she probably doesn't even love me we were never
47:21fucking compatible i am so proud of you for opening up to me we stayed together because of the kids
47:28that's the way i was raised oh you know divorce you feel me i feel so trapped man so alone
47:36yeah yeah this is a huge first step okay you can't heal what you can't name
47:46fuck you're so jealous whatever man like thank you bro here
47:53one sec one sec man hey get the out he's having a breakthrough man
48:02hey i love you don't don't say that man like i barely know you
48:20oh wow look who it is hiding out from your rabbit fans uh i'll just take a little break
48:26enjoy the view so how did you like it it was good it was good your um auntie jokes were
48:33uh
48:34so fresh oh my god i'm not even tortured me hey um can i be honest with you sure i
48:43feel like you
48:43have funnier stuff you could be doing wow yeah no you're right but it's just isn't the right crowd
48:52okay well when you find the right crowd let me know i'll come watch you're gonna come all the way
48:58up to toronto yeah really yeah you know toronto's actually next on my list okay well if you ever need
49:08a place to crash i can return the favor oh okay well i might actually take you up on that
49:14okay
49:19that reminds me of when we uh snack out to watch the stars that night
49:23oh my god wow that was crazy yeah you know that was actually my first kiss
49:33mine too really yeah
49:38also i totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and much wool i got all over your face
49:45so i was new at it actually all good and i'm way better now oh yeah well i'll be the
49:52judge of that
49:53yeah
50:13well it's like uh 10 percent less wet okay that's an improvement maybe if i keep practicing i'll i'll
50:21get there oh you want to keep practicing you know practice is perfect oh it's the only way to
50:27perfection you're right
50:36my
50:37my
50:38my
50:38my
50:38my
50:39my
50:39my
50:40my
50:40my
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