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00:00You
00:22See kittens that's where you belong on all fours
00:27My name's kitten, mouth breather
00:29Good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give him a little kick
00:34He'll either hiss or piss himself
00:36Let's find out
00:37Come on man
00:39What?
00:40What?
00:44Don't make me call PETA
00:47We gotta ruin all my fun, I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:51Screaming around with this loser's never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:53You know my neighbor, no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him
01:11Kind of thought that was my gig
01:13Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:18Not gonna happen, he's too busy swinging his bat around
01:21Solid wood, you know
01:21To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases, I hear
01:28Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:36Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:43You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Stop
02:00Stop, let's take a beat
02:01Let's take a beat
02:01Okay
02:01River
02:04Tempo is critical here
02:07I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:10I don't need you to get all the way here
02:13But the way that you're playing now is not sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an art selective
02:21I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:24Well, that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real
02:30I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:32You're not helping your case here
02:34Look, Mr. Ward
02:35If I fail this class, I'm gonna be best for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me
02:41Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son
02:43Okay, I get it
02:44All right
02:45And I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:49But River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:05Okay
03:06Hold on
03:18On the outside looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:24Between the islands, all the seas
03:28Waiting for something to get to me
03:32I wasn't sure what I was hoping for
03:39You summoned me?
03:41Hey, come in
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:47We're not five anymore, River
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us
04:23I need to talk to you
04:28Look, I know
04:29You know, I'm probably not
04:32Your favorite person these days
04:38The thing is, I
04:39I need you, Kit
04:44You need me?
04:48I need you to teach me how to play guitar
04:52Oh
04:54You make it look so easy
04:57And I
05:00May or may not be failing my music elective
05:04And if I don't get it together and pass this class
05:06Then I'll be bent for postseason
05:10Tough break
05:13And my mom
05:14She's up for re-election soon too
05:17So
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero
05:22You know that
05:23River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, Kit
05:30You know you miss spending time with me
05:37And if you ask real nicely
05:38I'll even start sleeping over again
05:45I know, we're too old for that
05:48But you are
05:50Seriously vulnerable at school
05:54And I could offer protection
05:56Like how you protected me today?
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp
06:18So I said my piece and I left
06:20It's giving confidence
06:21Which I love for you
06:23Good mouth
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down
06:25You like him
06:27River and I together
06:30That's never gonna happen
06:34Oh, Kit
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart
06:39I cannot let you self-sabotage like this
06:41It's not self-sabotage
06:42It's self-defense
06:44Text him
06:44Okay, you want River to kiss you
06:46And he doesn't want to
06:47Because he's not into guys
06:48And he's not into me
06:50Deep breath
06:52Manifest with me
06:52Manifest
06:54You can do it
06:56Text him
06:57And you want him to kiss you
07:00So you get close enough
07:01To lean in
07:12And I want you to know
07:15I'm done pretend
07:17Pretending
07:18To look
07:19To look
07:21What the hell, River
07:23Give a guy a warning
07:25You were the one who invited me here
07:27I assume you came around
07:29On my proposal
07:29And it's mutual benefits
07:33Don't get too cocky
07:36What's it gonna take?
07:37You email my niece?
07:47Would you please do me the honor
07:49Of teaching me the song
07:50That you just played?
07:54Seriously
07:54It was fire
08:00Probably not
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord
08:03So
08:04It's tricky for the fingers
08:06So I'll take that as a yes
08:08Which means
08:09It's time for you to prove your worth
08:10Hendrix
08:12Show me
08:16Come on
08:17Okay
08:20That one has to go
08:21Down there
08:22And this is on the top one
08:23You need to press hard
08:25It kind of hurts
08:26It kind of hurts
08:26I am
08:26I am
08:28Harder
08:30Yeah
08:31Don't move
08:32Okay
08:33And I'll give it a downstroke
08:37Or
08:38Just
08:39Strum the chord
08:42Try to make me blush, Kit
08:45Because I think it might be backfired
08:49Stop
08:50It's cute
08:50It's embarrassing
08:53It's genuine
09:02Okay
09:04Okay
09:09Maybe you're right about that
09:10Okay
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid
09:12But there are other
09:20I'm not going to miss
09:21I'm not going to miss
09:23All potentiality
09:25What are you doing, Robert?
09:30Are you going to kiss me?
09:35I'm not gay, Kit
09:38I guess we must have full time
09:40But you do, um
09:43Have an eyelash
09:49May I?
09:57Have anything you've been
09:59Wanting to wish for?
10:22We should probably get back to it
10:25I've got a lot more stroking to do
10:27If I want to finish strong
10:31It's just too easy
10:32You know, you gotta start
10:33Making me work for it, Kit
10:39Okay
10:44It was humiliating, Hadley
10:46I don't understand
10:48What about this story is humiliating
10:50There's a sweet eyelash moment
10:51There's a wink
10:52I mean, God
10:53Remember, it's actually
10:54The CEO of flirting
10:55But it isn't actually flirting
10:57Because he isn't actually gay
10:58Gay or not
10:58Two weeks
10:59And a week is not accidental
11:01Well, then he must have
11:02An eye twitch or something
11:03Because every time I see him
11:04At school
11:04He has Carrie's hands
11:05All over him
11:06Okay, well
11:09Not a hard launch
11:10Post in sight
11:11And if they were in a relationship
11:13Carrie would not be
11:14Subtle about it
11:20You're not wrong
11:22Obviously
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender
11:28When you can charm the pants off anyone
11:29Yeah, right
11:31Well, I'll prove it
11:32I'll kiss him
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you're a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm
11:42And then I knew immediately
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing
11:48But you know what they say
11:50Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River
11:58Just let you kiss him randomly?
12:00Uh
12:01Hello?
12:02Thank you
12:02Mm-hmm
12:03And you know, even you
12:05Let me stick my tongue down your throat
12:06And you are a strong six on the Kinsey scale
12:14Okay, fine
12:15Okay, fine
12:16Okay, fine
12:17Work your magic
12:17Bye
12:19What's on your mind
12:25Stupid laughter
12:28I feel like a number one
12:33Under the fading sun
12:40And our hearts beat faster now
12:45We fall on the tracks till we're lost
12:50Keeping us safe in the dark
12:55I cannot confirm without a kiss
12:58But I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys
13:01Or at least one boy
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy
13:08Because he kept asking me questions about you
13:13So now I should just
13:17Make a move
13:20Okay
13:21Yeah
13:22Get off that bench
13:23Get off that bench
13:23Dive in
13:24Water's warm
13:24Water's fine
13:25I know
13:26Thumbs up is good
13:27Yes, energy
13:28Bring it
13:29Manifest that
13:30Get off that bench
13:32Get off that bench
13:33Get off that bench
13:35And there's no way back where we are
13:55Hey, I was hoping I might see you today.
13:58You were?
14:00Yeah, so I can beg you for a different song to practice.
14:05I, uh, playing Happy Birthday on repeat is making me crave cake, and I can't exactly be wolfing down Funfetti
14:13right before postseason.
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens. You're not exactly River's type.
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:29I know it's not this little bitch.
14:47What, did he have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know, don't care.
14:55Alright, class, let's open our textbooks to page 87.
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:10Third fret, first string.
15:12Okay, so then that's the same for the A, right?
15:15No.
15:19Why are you being so emo today?
15:21Don't know, don't care.
15:24Is this about the Darius thing, earlier?
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school.
15:38What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing.
15:41My end of the deal is to teach you guitar.
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it.
15:46Fair point.
15:52That's the G.
15:58We're not friends like we used to be.
16:03And whose fault is that?
16:06Does it matter?
16:10That's the A.
16:10No pinky.
16:17Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days.
16:19But we grew apart.
16:23We made new friends and got into different things.
16:28I don't disagree.
16:31Great, so then we're on the same page.
16:37This deals strictly business.
16:42Fine.
16:43You protect me from your friends,
16:45and I won't pretend to be one of them.
16:49Okay.
16:52Good work today.
16:57Are you kicking me out?
17:00I taught you the chords.
17:01Lesson's over.
17:17I'm going to go to my DMs.
17:23Yes.
17:24Hi.
17:24I know.
17:25Ooh, what are you working on, kittens?
17:29Oh, look.
17:31You wrote a little song.
17:33Darius, do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks.
17:39Oh, half a heartbeat.
17:41Oh.
17:42That sounds like trash.
17:44Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Oh, River, don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat.
17:51Meow.
17:53I have a conscience.
17:54Oh, yeah?
17:55You sure it's not a crush?
18:01Yeah.
18:01I mean, come on.
18:03Am I not enough for you, River?
18:07You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid.
18:15I want to keep you out of detention.
18:16Hey, fire in the hole.
18:19Ooh.
18:20Seriously?
18:27That was so good.
18:30This is for you, kittens.
18:34All right, class.
18:35That's enough.
18:36Settle down.
18:42You're whispering softly in my ear.
18:51Hey.
18:52What are you...
18:52No.
18:53I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, okay?
19:00My eyes are up here, Kit.
19:05Okay, I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our ordeal.
19:08Your what?
19:09The goons you call friends were bullying me, and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it.
19:14I did try.
19:16Really?
19:17Because the way that I remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the
19:20eyes.
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging
19:25around a bat, but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up.
19:30Hey.
19:37I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends.
19:44But I guess I was wrong.
19:48I've never seen you so riled up before.
19:51It's adorable.
19:53Hey, no, wait.
19:54Don't go.
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm.
20:00Bullying is more than just physical.
20:02Okay, yeah, yeah.
20:03I get that now.
20:05I was selfish.
20:09I didn't want to cross the scene, and you got hurt because of it.
20:14Promising won't happen again, kid.
20:23I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you.
20:28That's how I want.
20:32And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons.
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush, not much.
20:59Should we have a deal?
21:02Again?
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night.
21:15You should come.
21:16I'm not really sure that's...
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just going to have to accept.
21:19They sure might...
21:20River!
21:22Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday.
21:26And I want to make sure you have a good time.
21:30Take it.
21:38Kit, we're going inside.
21:39What is the worst that could happen?
21:42I'm so glad you asked.
21:43I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it.
21:45Okay, let's hear it.
21:46Okay, it starts off innocently.
21:48We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot.
21:51Five jello shots.
21:53Five jello shots.
21:55River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong.
21:58I graciously allow you to ditch me.
21:59But you can't.
22:01Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup, and I'll spend the rest of the party
22:05trailing under the table while Darius and Carrie nail me.
22:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong.
22:11But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.
22:14Plus, they won the game, so everyone's going to be in good spirits.
22:17And I see the jello shots.
22:19Let's go do shots.
22:25What are you doing here?
22:29This house has a no pet policy, so if you don't want to get punished, you better get on your
22:35knees and crawl.
22:39Kid!
22:41You made it!
22:43What?
22:44You invited the freak?
22:45Of course!
22:46Without him, I'd fail my music collective and be benched for our postseason games.
22:55You don't want that, do you?
22:58No.
22:59Right.
23:00So say thank you, kid.
23:06Thank you, Kit.
23:09That was nice.
23:11And now that you're here, you have enough people for sucking blood.
23:16Sucking what?
23:17Let's go.
23:18Wait, no.
23:19I want to sit in the river.
23:22Don't be ridiculous.
23:23All right, the rules are simple.
23:25You have to hold the card to your lip.
23:29And then you pass it around mouth to mouth around the circle.
23:33And if it drops...
23:35Then you have to kiss.
23:37You know the rules, River. Come on, let's play.
23:40All right, then you start.
23:46Fine.
24:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:08Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:09Kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:10Close the door.
24:25Hey, hey, don't drop it this time, uh-huh.
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle?
24:55Don't worry, I'll volunteer stripping to kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:10Your eyes are not mine.
25:17I have tried to let you go.
25:23I have tried to let you go.
25:35Classic River, such a rule follower.
25:39Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever.
25:52It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:58Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around, Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:26Kit.
26:27I was hoping to show you.
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:47Thank you!
26:48Thank you!
26:49I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:56What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's because of you!
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:18The kiss?
27:22What's there to talk about?
27:24We're playing a game.
27:25It's no big deal.
27:26You could've kissed Carrie instead.
27:29Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but, uh, but like she said, I'm, I'm a rule follower.
27:39That sounds like an excuse.
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I, I, I kissed you to shut her up.
27:48I was protecting you.
27:50Right?
27:52Cause that's, that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River,
28:00you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been subtle.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was, I was being friendly.
28:10I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:21I...
28:25I...
28:26Just, I don't, I don't know...
28:31How to...
28:31I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
28:35I don't know.
28:36I don't know.
28:38I'm with you.
28:44I don't know.
28:45I know.
28:47I know.
28:51I know.
29:00I know.
29:00It was just a game, kid.
29:03That's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie.
29:38Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:42Kit, I don't wanna...
29:44Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:48I don't wanna lie to myself.
29:56I don't wanna be perfect. I just...
29:59You mean more to me than...
30:03Anyone ever has before.
30:20River, I'm glad you texted. I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:33What?
30:34River's only going to slum it with the freaks?
30:39Kiss me.
30:40Come on, Kit, just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:44What the hell are you...
30:48Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:11No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, Kit.
31:24I knew Levi'd be perfect in here somewhere.
31:32Kit.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:41Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:45Ask me anything.
31:53I promise to be honest.
31:56Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:10You were right earlier about lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe I've been scared.
32:32Okay.
32:34It doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry, I'm not good at this, am I?
32:48Perfection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know this pretty incredible teacher.
33:01Oh, yeah.
33:04And if, uh...
33:08Perfection's impossible...
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:37I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:53I've definitely been missing out.
33:53Are you sure?
33:56This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:28Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:35Who?
34:39Can you show me what you like?
34:51What's this?
34:58That's good.
35:01And that?
35:02Even better.
35:06What do you like?
35:08I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:18I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:38No, okay.
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:05Hey!
36:07Felt like a dream.
36:19I have a confession to make.
36:26I mean, you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:41I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:45But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:58You don't want your parents to know?
37:03Their expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know.
37:10I don't know.
37:10I don't know.
37:10I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:13And.
37:15I thought.
37:17I don't know.
37:17If I became a jock.
37:18And I hooked up with enough girls that I wouldn't be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet, here I am.
37:33With you.
37:36With you.
37:46You know, I gotta say I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:52Because I kissed Hadley once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55What's not like that for me, Kit?
37:59I didn't lie to you.
38:00I'm not gay.
38:01You've gotta be kidding me.
38:03Okay, you just.
38:04Let me finish.
38:05I'm not gay.
38:05I'm.
38:06I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight.
38:21I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I told you so dance.
38:26Is that so?
38:28Mhm.
38:30She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:39Yeah, I did not see that coming.
38:42I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep though, so.
38:51So what's going on with Carrie?
38:57Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02And they've been best friends since college, so.
39:07Oh, and our families are close.
39:10And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:15Yeah, okay.
39:16That sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Like, even as kids it felt ridiculous.
39:25You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:36Yeah, you.
39:44I'm not gonna leave.
39:52I'm not gonna leave.
39:52I'm not gonna leave.
39:52Yeah, okay.
39:53It's fine.
39:53I'm not gonna leave.
39:54I'm not gonna leave.
39:54I'm not gonna leave.
39:55Oh, no.
39:55Oh, no.
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:16What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:19There's such thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:24In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:28I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates.
40:36Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:41if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:51Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail?
40:58Seriously.
41:02I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:04Do what you want.
41:06Carrie, I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:09Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:25I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:33But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:41but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:54Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:08Oh, Kit and River,
42:11they're sitting in a tree
42:12after you see Kit.
42:17Oh, should I do another remix for him?
42:20I have at least two in the tank,
42:21ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:25Okay, yeah, I'll give you ten feet,
42:27but protect your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:32I'm so sorry.
42:33For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh, my God, kittens,
42:41did you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market,
42:47officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:53He has given you more chances
42:55than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yeah, here you go again,
42:58breaking promises.
43:01Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:06Is River gay?
43:07I don't know what you mean.
43:09Yeah, he doesn't,
43:09because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip
43:14your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:18and stop making my boyfriend
43:21the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:24Okay?
43:24Okay, okay?
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:39They're right.
43:40Nothing happened.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit
43:50about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:27You should never talk to me again.
44:31I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings
44:40Trying to make my way, knocking on every door in this maze
44:52The time runs, it's all out of reach
44:58Sold your eyes
45:04When it's harder to learn than to teach
45:09Hi, boyfriend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:16I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking
45:23It would be really cute if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field
45:29I just...
45:33Babe...
45:34Are you even listening to me?
45:42Get the hell out of my room
45:44Wh-what?
45:47No, we had a deal
45:49Deal's expired
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game
45:54But...
45:55No, don't forget about the ba-
45:56The blackmail
45:59Alright
46:02Well...
46:03It was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection
46:09Because he's braver than I'll ever be
46:13And after today
46:15There's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to himself
46:21And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life
46:25Behind the scenes, but
46:28I'm not gonna let you run mine
46:31So do your worst, Carrie
46:34Than done being your puppet
46:39Hey
46:43I'm gonna make you regret this
46:45You ungrateful dick
46:56You got me feelin' like a firebolt
46:59Hot in the sky
47:03Ahhhh
47:04Flandering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please
47:08I need your help
47:09You're easy to remember
47:12So I'll just forget
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Abby
47:16Baby, it's a cow away stride
47:19Well, how could I not
47:21Okay, then
47:22The swine may speak
47:26Okay, here's my plan
47:30So, uh, yeah
47:31I don't know if you heard the news
47:34About River and Carrie
47:35They, uh, broke up
47:35Doesn't change really bad
47:38What?
47:39Oh
47:40Hey
47:41I kinda need to talk to Kit
47:45Hell no
47:48It's okay
47:49I'll hear him out
47:57Well
47:58I know I've been a dick lately
48:00And at the house
48:03I was just confused
48:04And ten beers deep
48:06But
48:08I'm trying to figure things out
48:12Good for you
48:15So, uh
48:17You and River
48:19No
48:20No, we're not
48:23No, I see
48:27Hello
48:27Hello
48:28Hello, everybody
48:29If I could please
48:30Get your attention
48:31If we could
48:32Stand up
48:32Thank you
48:33Uh, River Young
48:34Is going to serenade
48:36A very
48:37Special someone
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:41Uh
48:43Alright, uh
48:44This song is called
48:45First Aid Kit
48:59I left you standing in the hallway
49:04And chose the easier, lonely way
49:08Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played made me sing
49:17I kept your name inside a folder
49:20Every lesson made me bolder
49:22Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in the silence
49:30Running from the only one that feels right
49:37I want you to know
49:39I'm done pretending to let go
49:44You were the ground beneath my feet on the lungs
49:48I'll hold on to every window
49:52Every wish, every wrong
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me
50:00And I won't let go
50:05And I won't let go
50:17River, that sounds like a passing grade
50:20Mr. Ward
50:22Really?
50:23Oh, add in the performance and the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:29Well done, River
50:32Oh my god, River
50:33That was amazing
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:36Well
50:36I accept your apology, I guess
50:39It was so good
50:41Oh
50:43You think I was singing about you?
50:45Well
50:45Duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:48You moron
50:56What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're gonna ruin your mom's career for some...
51:02Loser?
51:05Everyone's gonna see this, River
51:06It's gonna go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
51:14She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:21And this time, for everyone to see
51:28Sorry
51:38Are you sure about this?
51:43Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48That's when it's finally coming to you
51:52You've been loving your life
51:55Maybe it's all I've been to
51:57Sitting around thinking that nobody said
52:01Maybe I know, I know that we've been to you
52:06I still believe in you
52:08So close your eyes
52:10Take care
52:12Bye
52:12Bye
52:12Bye
52:12Bye
52:13Bye
52:13Bye
52:13Bye
52:13Bye
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