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00:00www.feyy.com
00:06Oh! Can you have a coffee?
00:08A glass of tea?
00:11Putain...
00:12That's a mess, you don't have the right!
00:15Let's play!
00:16Let's play!
00:18It's the fight!
00:21You're not going to be ready to be here?
00:23No, I'm not going to be ready to be here, non.
00:25Open!
00:26No.
00:27You're not going to be friends?
00:31I'm in mission!
00:33I have a filter!
00:34So, when you got a CRS Omole, it was the mission?
00:36Exactly.
00:38When you got them all, it was the mission too.
00:40Ok, I'm a little bit in front of you.
00:41A little bit, yeah.
00:42It happens.
00:44I'm part of the house, so open it up.
00:46It's the life of my mother for you.
00:48Because there, it's going to be very high.
00:49Well, the president at least, no?
00:51I think you're not ready, my brother.
00:52Or you're not ready.
00:53Or you're not ready.
00:54You're not ready.
00:55You're not ready.
00:57You're not ready.
00:58I'm talking to the commander, he's out.
00:59It's a joke.
01:00No, it's not a joke.
01:01He's a joke.
01:02I know.
01:02I know.
01:04I need him.
01:05I'm not ready.
01:06I'm not ready.
01:07I'm not ready.
01:08I'm not ready to go.
01:10I'll find the commander, but it'll take time.
01:12I don't have time.
01:14We're not ready.
01:16Let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:21Oh, yeah, I'll find him.
01:23I'm not ready.
01:23Yes, I'll be...
01:24Stop, stop, stop, stop, uh, lieutenant.
01:27He's a f蛋.
01:27What?
01:28Put it in the hunt.
01:29Pardon?
01:30Put it in the hunt is your name, OK?
01:32It's not a complaint.
01:33I'll do my day.
01:35He's completely fou in fact.
01:36I'm like my Lulu.
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:39Oh, oh, oh.
01:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:40Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:46I present you the champion of the oppressed, the avenger masked, the Professor Poisson, Edouard Martin!
01:58Let's applaud the castors of flicks.
02:01Professor Poisson, we're sure?
02:03Is it not better Fishman?
02:04No, I'm not sure.
02:05Can I have an autodrap?
02:07It's a pleasure.
02:08Attends, you.
02:09You see, my chou is a cogner.
02:11Oh, yes.
02:12He's a sacred cogner.
02:13You know the flicks.
02:14But Fishman, he's not sure.
02:16Really, Fishman, I'm not sure.
02:18I'm sure.
02:19I'm sure.
02:20It's all right?
02:20Thanks.
02:22All right.
02:24All right.
02:26Toi, you can't invest in CRS and you're just behind.
02:29You didn't have a deal with the flicks?
02:32You think what?
02:33I asked a medical exam.
02:35And the doctor didn't get in the temps.
02:38This is a procedure.
02:39And the pursuit.
02:41You're a coquin, you?
02:42No, no.
02:49Tiens, take the dormika.
02:51It's coloc down.
02:52It's short.
02:53It's just a irony.
02:54Florian, he was at the commissariat with you.
02:55They also stopped them.
02:58Also, you're installed?
02:59No, no.
03:01You're lazy?
03:02No, no.
03:02You're a genius, no.
03:03What?
03:05You're the militant?
03:06Is it an hostage?
03:07Is it an otage?
03:08No, it's an militant.
03:09Well, for the last time, who is the girl of Saguerov?
03:13How long have you been sleeping with Tiffany?
03:16Stop! Let me go!
03:20Can I protect you?
03:22Not Saguerov.
03:24I prefer the door to the cemetery.
03:30Who is Tata Susan?
03:31Yeah, I have to answer.
03:33It's her?
03:33No, it's Tata Susan.
03:35Okay, she'll wait.
03:37No, no, no, I have to answer.
03:38No, no!
03:40It's Tata Susan, right?
03:42It's not Tata Susan.
03:42It's not Tata Susan.
03:43It's not Tata Susan.
03:44Oops.
03:46What's going on now?
03:47She'll remind me in three hours.
03:49And if I don't respond one second time,
03:50she'll go to me and my wife will go to me.
03:52Polygames.
03:53Okay?
03:54Listen.
03:56I don't have anything to do.
03:57Give me the name.
03:58Did you let me play?
04:00Massacre.
04:01Don't let me go!
04:02They're leaving the school.
04:05Florian?
04:06Yes.
04:08I...
04:08You haven't seen it?
04:10I don't even know who you are.
04:14Where is he?
04:19Where is he?
04:21Why are you doing it?
04:22It's all right?
04:23It's all right?
04:27What's going on?
04:27What's going on?
04:28The video is everywhere, sir.
04:30It's all right.
04:32It's all right.
04:32It's all right.
04:33It's all right.
04:34I'm not supposed to be in the corner of the door.
04:36Yes.
04:37You're right.
04:39I'm going to show you something.
04:40No, no.
04:40No, no.
04:41Look, you're right.
04:42You're right.
04:43And you're right.
04:44I'm going to go.
04:46I'm going to go.
04:47I'm going to go.
04:48I'm going to go.
04:48I'm going to go.
04:51I'm going to go.
04:52I'm going to repeat the gestures.
04:53Okay.
04:54Yeah.
04:55And you're right.
04:56Go ahead.
04:57Go ahead.
04:59Can I talk?
05:01Of course.
05:02Of course.
05:03I wanted to...
05:03I wanted to thank you.
05:05You're right.
05:06It's not that way.
05:07It's normal.
05:07No, no.
05:09No, no.
05:09You're right.
05:13You're right.
05:14You're right.
05:15You're right.
05:16I got her phone number.
05:18And...
05:18Sa wife, when you're right.
05:19She's wrong.
05:20She's wrong.
05:21I wanted to know if you had...
05:22... you had the information.
05:23I don't know what to say.
05:25I'm going to tell you.
05:26I'm going to tell you that.
05:28I think they're going to jail for the jail.
05:29The jail.
05:30The jail.
05:31The jail.
05:33It's not possible.
05:34He's going to the church every Sunday.
05:35But it's just that, their thing. They are in the mass.
05:39So a little advice, Tiffany.
05:41Don't forget, Florian.
05:43Do you have any questions?
05:45I can go, Madame the provisional?
05:56Do you want the code?
05:58Three cours, two longs, three cours.
06:00If there's one problem, I'll do two cours before...
06:03There's one on the door.
06:05Okay, as you want.
06:06Can you tell us, Susan?
06:08In two minutes.
06:13What's going on at school?
06:15They're asking where I'm going.
06:17They didn't even notice that you weren't there.
06:20Even Tiffany?
06:21They're going to get his asses.
06:24He didn't know the name of the guy?
06:25He didn't know the name of the guy.
06:27How he didn't know the name of the guy?
06:28It's obvious.
06:30He didn't know the name of the guy to a civil.
06:32Florian should be surveillant.
06:34And in the tas, he's the girl.
06:3610 on 200, it's already reduced.
06:37Yes, but it's too much.
06:39There's a bag that's coming.
06:40There's better.
06:43It's good.
06:44It's her.
06:44It's her.
06:46It's her.
06:47Okay?
06:49Hello?
06:51Hello?
06:52Hello?
06:54Hello?
06:54Why didn't you answer this morning?
06:57I was in the shower.
06:58I was in the shower.
07:00I was in the shower.
07:02No.
07:03I was in the shower.
07:05I have to leave the hospital.
07:06I can't continue my mission.
07:08It's not acceptable.
07:10I know.
07:11I know.
07:11But I have a solution.
07:12I have a guy who can help me.
07:14He's a man of confidence.
07:15It's good.
07:16It's good.
07:17Who is that?
07:19The new contract with Matt.
07:20What?
07:21Ah, no.
07:22What?
07:23Why him?
07:25Because he doesn't ask questions.
07:27And he needs to be done.
07:28He needs to be done.
07:33I'll reflect here.
07:34Okay.
07:35No, no, no, no.
07:37But it wasn't the mission.
07:38Yes, the mission changed.
07:40So Florian can quit the country.
07:41So you become the taupe.
07:42And you're in the shower.
07:44And...
07:46And...
07:47And I'm alright by mafia?
07:48Is that the mission?
07:50No, no, no.
07:51I prefer the taupe as the same as the singers.
07:52It's the two months.
07:53What?
07:54It's the two months.
07:55Not the two months.
07:56No, no.
07:57I just invented it.
07:59I told you all.
08:00You know that you told yourself.
08:00Yes, you told yourself.
08:01Yes, you told yourself.
08:01Oh, yes.
08:02I wanted to make an hour with them.
08:03Wait, wait, wait.
08:04Tomorrow, in 1330, in the Opera.
08:06No, no, no, no.
08:07No, you don't have any...
08:08This is a good idea.
08:11Nobody can stop me.
08:40You can't stop me.
09:08You can't stop me.
09:10You can't stop me.
09:23You can't stop me.
09:53You can't stop me.
09:55You can't stop me.
10:08You can't stop me.
10:21You can't stop me.
10:38You can't stop me.
10:43You can't stop me.
10:45You can't stop me.
10:50You can't stop me.
10:51You can't stop me.
10:53You can't stop me.
10:53You can't stop me.
10:56You can't stop me.
11:17You can't stop me.
11:29You can't stop me.
11:30You can't stop me.
11:32You can't stop me.
11:38You can't stop me.
11:40You can't stop me.
11:42You can stop me.
11:43You can't stop me.
11:46You can't stop me.
12:14You can stop me.
12:15You can't stop me.
12:26You can't stop me.
12:45You can't stop me.
12:51You can't stop me.
12:52You can stop me.
13:04I can't stop me.
13:07You can stop me.
13:08I can stop me.
13:13I can't stop you.
13:22You can stop me.
13:25You got my friend.
13:27I can stop me.
13:31You can stop me.
13:32That's how we quit.
13:33What's he doing?
13:35We don't quit.
13:38I'll tell you the truth.
13:40You know, in Venezuela,
13:42there were five sisters.
13:43Five sisters.
13:44Five sisters.
13:47There were Rosita, Paloma, Isabella,
13:50there were Anna, there were Maria,
13:51and there were Anna Maria.
13:52That's six.
13:53That's six, but the last two were half sisters.
13:58But putain, but let's nike your sister.
14:00What do you mean?
14:02What do you mean?
14:03What do you mean?
14:03What do you mean?
14:04What do you mean?
14:05I'm very protective.
14:07So the girl with me is in security.
14:09But she told me that we had to monitor 10 people.
14:11Yes.
14:12That's complicated.
14:13I said, for the maximum security,
14:15one to two maximum.
14:17We're going to stay on 10.
14:18We're going to stay on 10.
14:22I think, I remember.
14:24Okay.
14:26See you later.
14:29Oh, la perf!
14:31Qu'est-ce que tu fais?
14:32Je joue ma vie, là , putain!
14:33Mais attends, tu plaisantes ou quoi?
14:34T'as merveilleux dans ses yeux.
14:35C'est bon, là .
14:35C'est fait, là .
14:36Tu peux me dire merci, mec.
14:37Enfin, gracias.
14:39Putain.
14:40Allez, bon, moi je file.
14:41On se retrouve plus tard.
14:45C'est pas là qui.
14:49Il est complètement con ou c'est moi?
14:52Il est complètement con.
14:53Complètement con, ouais.
14:56Bon, mets ça.
14:58Quoi?
14:58On peut pas louper le 20h.
14:59Donc si c'est pas lui, c'est toi.
15:00Allez, personne n'est vrai.
15:02Allez, c'est vrai.
15:03Non, non, non, non.
15:03Mais je sais pas faire, moi.
15:04Eh ben, mets-le sur ta tête, c'est tout.
15:06Non, mais t'es gonflé.
15:07Allez.
15:07Ça fait 10 ans que tu nous bassines avec tes grands discours.
15:09Personne nous écoute.
15:10Faut en poser sa parole.
15:11Eh ben, allez, là , tu l'as, la parole.
15:13Oui, elle a raison, le professeur Poisson.
15:14C'est toi, c'est moi.
15:15C'est tous les profs de France.
15:17Allez.
15:18Allez, bravo.
15:18Non, non, vraiment.
15:19C'est pas possible.
15:20Bon, allez, fine.
15:22Je me dévoue.
15:22Je vais bien y aller.
15:24J'en ai des choses à dire et je vais balancer du gros dossier.
15:26Assistanien, droit du sol, ça va être plein de gueule.
15:28Non, non, non, non.
15:29Vraiment, c'est pas une bonne attitude.
15:31C'est pas une bonne attitude.
15:34Prête?
15:35Ça te fait pas être un mec, normalement, là ?
15:37Écoute, on s'en fout.
15:39Bon, on va vous mettre un retour.
15:40Tenez-vous prête.
15:41On est à l'entête dans 30 secondes.
15:42Elle a une note désordre, l'intermitose, là ?
15:43Oh là là , elle va tout foutre en l'air.
15:45Je vous préviens, j'ai probablement chanté la Marseillaise à un moment, hein?
15:47Ok, 15 secondes.
15:48C'est bon, je suis là , je suis là , je suis là , je suis là .
15:50Je suis là , je suis là .
15:50Il est là .
15:51C'est bon.
15:52Poussez-vous, c'est bon, je suis là .
15:53Hein?
15:53Vas-y, donne le masque.
15:54C'est sûr?
15:54Ouais, c'est sûr, c'est sûr.
15:57Il se passe quoi, là ?
15:58Allez, c'est fine, toi.
15:59Antenne dans 3, 2, 1, 3.
16:03Certains l'appellent le professeur Poisson, d'autres le prof masqué.
16:07Une chose est sûre, pour la France entière, il est désormais le visage de la souffrance des enseignants.
16:12Après avoir mis KO la ministre de l'Education nationale, il est avec nous ce soir, depuis son lycée, le
16:17lycée Charles Gaudelaire.
16:19Bonsoir, monsieur.
16:20Bonsoir, madame.
16:21Alors, première question, regrettez-vous votre geste vis-à -vis des forces de l'ordre, ce coup de poing Ã
16:26un CRS qui a beaucoup choqué?
16:28Ouais, alors, bon, je vous invite quand même à revoir les images, parce que ce crochet du droit...
16:32PAM!
16:32Je vais y aller.
16:33Mais, mais, mais j'ai clairement fait fausse route.
16:35Et c'est le gouvernement qui est violent, pas nous.
16:37Venons-en au cœur du sujet, alors que beaucoup de Français souffrent, les enseignants, eux, ont la garantie de l
16:43'emploi.
16:44De très nombreux jours de congés sont-ils vraiment les plus à plaindre?
16:48Non, vous avez raison, madame. Ceux qui sont vraiment à plaindre, ce sont les élèves.
16:53Moi, j'ai choisi de faire ce métier. Mais les élèves, eux, ils ont pas choisi le fait d'avoir
16:57des profs parents placés
16:58et d'avoir des bouts de mur qui leur tombent sur le visage, hein, parce que personne ne renouve l
17:02'établissement.
17:03D'avoir la trouille de faire un métier qu'ils n'aimeront pas parce que, parce qu'un algorithme choisi
17:06Ã leur place.
17:08Dernière question, que réclamez-vous au gouvernement?
17:10Tout d'abord, démission de la ministre actuelle, complètement hors-sol, elle, poubelle.
17:15Et alors, petit conseil pour son successeur. Voyez l'école comme une grosse banque.
17:20On trouve toujours une tonne de fric pour sauver les banques. Celle-là , faut la sauver.
17:23C'est la plus importante, car si l'école publique tombe, tout tombe avec elle.
17:27Ah oui, juste, dernière chose, sur Google, vous tapez Prof Poisson Cagnottes en ligne.
17:31On crache l'oseille, on relasse.
17:33Merci, monsieur Poisson.
17:34Oui, alors juste, c'est Fishman.
17:36Je suis moins fan.
17:43C'est la vedette.
17:45Qui veut un autographe?
17:47Quoi?
17:50Attends, si je t'avais dit pour l'interview, tu m'aurais laissé y aller?
17:52Bien sûr que non.
17:53Eh ben voilà , en attendant, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé?
17:55J'ai cartonné l'interview.
17:56J'ai cartonné avec l'agent de Saguerov.
17:58Déjà , on dit merci.
17:59Parce que sur ce coup-là , Edi Santozio, c'est le GOAT.
18:06Elle refuse, elle n'a pas confiance.
18:08On est grillés maintenant, c'est sûr.
18:12Ouais, tranquille.
18:13Est-ce que vous êtes pessimistes?
18:14Je vais démerder le truc.
18:16Le numéro que vous demandez n'est pas attribué.
18:19C'est vrai que c'est bizarre, ça.
18:20Service et renseignements.
18:22Tu vas où, toi?
18:22Je vais rejoindre ma femme à l'aéroport.
18:24Oh, le mec, il panique.
18:25Évidemment que je panique.
18:26Tu devrais paniquer toi aussi, pauvre con.
18:28Elle n'a pas confiance.
18:29Elle a vu nos gueules.
18:30Tu crois qu'elle va faire quoi maintenant?
18:31Nous oublier?
18:32Ouais, j'étais parti là -dessus, ouais.
18:34Ouais, on va partir autre chose.
18:36Moi, je me casse.
18:39Je me casse.
18:41Attends, t'as vu le mec comme il panique?
18:45Alors que ça se trouve, elle a juste pas de raison.
18:47Je vais me faire virer.
18:49Je vais perdre la garde de mes gosses.
18:52Tout ça parce que monsieur voulait que son personnage ait...
18:56Comment t'as dit déjà ?
18:59Du panache.
19:02Du panache, ouais.
19:03C'est ça.
19:06Connard.
19:14Du coup, j'imagine que pour le bracelet, c'est bon.
19:16Ouais, c'est bon, oui, c'est bon.
19:21Bon, les loulous, c'est bon.
19:23Il va y avoir un fonds d'aide exceptionnelle de plusieurs millions pour la rénovation des lycées.
19:29Et attendez, c'est pas fini.
19:30La ministre va démissionner.
19:32Non !
19:34Mais c'est génial !
19:38Tout ça, c'est grâce à toi.
19:39Oh non, j'ai rien fait.
19:40Si, tu peux être fier de toi, moi.
19:42Allez, santé.
19:43Chine.
19:43Hé, attendez, attendez.
19:46Après son passage télé, la cagnotte de soutien à Édouard a passé les 118 000 euros.
19:55118 000 ?
19:56Ah, elle est belle.
19:57118 000 ?
19:58Ah, ça, c'est les vacances au Maldives et le petit coupé sport.
20:05Ou une nouvelle photocopieuse.
20:09Et des capsules de café à l'infini, les gars.
20:19C'est du crément.
20:20Et donc, on a f de x qui est égal à moins 08 exposant de moins 5 de x.
20:29Pas compliqué.
20:30C'est quoi ce bordel ?
20:40Trois poissons !
20:41Trois poissons !
20:42Trois poissons !
20:43Trois poissons !
20:44Tis man !
20:45Tis man !
20:46Tis man !
20:47Tis man !
20:48Ça prend pas mal.
20:49Tis man !
20:51Tis man !
20:52Tis man !
21:03Tis man !
21:04Tis man !
21:04Tis man !
21:05Tis man !
21:06Tis man !
21:06Tis man !
21:07Tis man !
21:08Tis man !
21:09Tis man !
21:10Tis man !
21:11Tis man !
21:11Tis man !
21:11Tis man !
21:11Tis man !
21:12Tis man !
21:12Tis man !
21:13Tis man !
21:13Tis man !
21:14Tis man !
21:14Tis man !
21:14Tis man !
21:15Tis man !
21:16Tis man ! Tis man !
21:19This is not an exercise, I repeat, this is not an exercise.
21:24Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, everything goes well.
21:28Benjamin, what do we need to do now?
21:30We need to close the door and stay under the table.
21:33What do you want to do?
21:34I'm going to break up.
21:35Ok.
21:39We're going to put it in there, quickly, quickly.
21:42Okay, stay under the table.
21:44I'll come back.
21:48Don't panic.
21:51Don't panic!
21:53Don't panic, you can't.
21:55C'est elie, tiens, tiens.
21:56No, no, no, don't let me.
21:58Calm down, ok?
21:59It's ok?
22:00Don't worry.
22:01It's okay.
22:03It's okay.
22:04It's okay.
22:04Firm the hole.
22:07Firm the hole.
22:07It's who?
22:08It's Edward.
22:09How am I saying that it's you?
22:12If you don't make a hole, it's a di***!
22:16Hey, hey.
22:18Hey.
22:19Hey, hey.
22:21Hey.
22:22Hey, hey.
22:23Tranquilla.
22:24Man, no, no, no, no, no.
22:25No, no, no, I'm going to get up.
22:32Completely fine.
22:34Tiffaine.
22:35Tiffaine.
22:38Tiffaine.
22:44What are you doing?
22:45It's okay. I think...
22:47I think all of them are here.
22:49What's going on?
22:49I don't know.
22:51I don't know.
22:52I don't know.
22:52The flicks are coming.
22:53It's an intrusion.
22:56Come on.
23:17I wrote it.
23:21What?
23:23I wrote it.
23:25I wrote it.
23:27I didn't send it.
23:29I got too.
23:34You were my first love.
23:35You were my first love.
23:39Why?
23:40For what?
23:41For the topics?
23:43No.
23:45I'm sorry.
23:48I didn't have the choice.
23:50If I had to pick up the topics,
23:51it was because I was going to pass it.
23:55What?
23:57I was going to pass it.
24:00I didn't deserve it.
24:02I wasn't good enough for you.
24:03Don't stop.
24:18I stole things.
24:21Don't call me out.
24:26Don't call me out.
24:27Here you go.
24:28Come in.
24:30She will get the real series.
24:31Don't combust.
24:34Oh, my God.
25:26Oh, my God.
25:48Oh, my God.
25:52Oh, my God.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:47Oh, my God.
26:49Oh, my God.
26:57Oh, my God.
27:05Oh, my God.
27:05Oh, my God.
27:45Oh, my God.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52Oh, my God.
28:18It was hot, right ?
28:21Yeah, very, very.
28:23I mean, the PTMS exercise.
28:26Yeah, sure, yeah.
28:29If you want.
28:31Thanks.
28:33That's all, you?
28:34Super.
28:35Cool.
28:36Yeah.
28:37It was intense, right ?
28:39Yeah.
28:44I have an impression, yeah.
28:46Yeah.
28:47That's how you...
28:49Transpirate.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Yeah, yeah.
28:50Yeah, yeah.
28:51The stress, all that.
28:54The stress, all that.
28:54With the gamins, in all the sense.
28:55Forced, yeah.
28:56You don't want to be tremped, right ?
28:58You want to take a little shower, maybe ?
29:00No.
29:03You think they'll find it ?
29:04No, it's a pro.
29:06It's a big deal.
29:08It's a big deal.
29:10It's a big deal.
29:10Yeah.
29:10It's a big deal.
29:13Yeah.
29:13Wait a minute.
29:14Wait a minute.
29:14It's a big deal.
29:16It's because you were already there, in fact.
29:19I was not far away.
29:21I was lucky.
29:22I had a chance to get to the school.
29:23So, I was close to it, what.
29:25In backup.
29:26You're using me like a baby.
29:28A baby, right ?
29:30A baby, right ?
29:30You're right.
29:30You're serious, man ?
29:31You know I could die, right ?
29:33Yes, you're alive, so...
29:34You're good, don't get bored.
29:36I can't believe it.
29:37I can't believe it.
29:37No.
29:39No.
29:42No.
29:46No.
29:48No.
29:49No.
29:52No.
29:53Maman ?
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