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00:01Well, Joanne, you were wrong about me.
00:03You tried to cut me off at the knees, but I grew new shins.
00:08And now I am big enough to forgive you.
00:12And I got news. Oh, and I know you're gonna wanna hear it.
00:15I've been doubting myself, my abilities, but fucking A, this guy is formidable.
00:21And I just had the most volcanic sex with someone who's been with me the whole time.
00:26My most committed sexual partner.
00:30Myself.
00:32I loved myself.
00:38Isn't that the whole point of therapy?
00:41I gave love to me.
00:46Maybe it's the most important love of all.
00:49It wasn't whatever penetrative sex with my wife, but I penetrated my fist.
01:00You know what? That fist, that fist is now a symbol of my strength against all odds.
01:09And my belief in me.
01:14Okay, call me back. It's Duncan.
01:16Ow!
01:18Shut up!
01:23Friends.
01:26Quants.
01:28Sons of Milpitas.
01:30Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:32Ask not if we will.
01:35Ask not if we will have the honor of hosting the legend and new partner and board member, Karl Bardoff.
01:45We will.
01:46We will.
01:46He's coming.
01:47Karl Bardoff is coming.
01:48He is one of us!
01:51Yes!
01:53Yes!
01:54Yes!
01:55Yes!
01:57We fly?
01:58We fly?
01:58No.
01:59No, don't.
02:00No.
02:01Okay.
02:02Okay!
02:02We fly!
02:03No.
02:04We're gonna make money with Monday!
02:07No!
02:07No!
02:14No!
02:17No!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20No!
02:20No!
02:22No!
02:22No!
02:26No!
02:27I'm beefing up Xander's back, Anne.
02:32Can't you hurry up?
02:34No, I can't.
02:35Martin.
02:37You're mad.
02:38You seem mad.
02:40Are you mad at me?
02:42You want me to vomit up all the awful things you said about me last night?
02:46I've better things to do, Martin.
02:49I only repeated all the demeaning things you said to me about Xander.
02:55Let's talk.
02:57That was...
02:59I was offering you my help, my time, my smarts.
03:02Something that most people actually value.
03:05Cupertino, for instance.
03:06Only the most important tech company to ever exist.
03:10You said they don't value you.
03:13Know what?
03:14Fuck her off, Martin.
03:24Better yet?
03:26Ask Alexander if I'd be a net positive on your team.
03:30Go on.
03:31Road scholar.
03:32Doctorate in philosophy.
03:34Oxford.
03:35New York Times bestseller.
03:37And yes, don't even say it, Martin.
03:39One week on the list definitely counts.
03:40Go on, ask him.
03:42Then bugger off.
03:49Did you take your antibiotics?
03:51Yes, and they're just making it worse.
03:52Well, consider yourself lucky they didn't put you on heartworm pills.
04:04Honey, your needs are my needs.
04:05But my needs are also my needs.
04:07And I need to give my needs a bit more attention.
04:10Truth is, I'm not upset anymore.
04:14I'm just recalibrating.
04:22That way, please, for Anisha.
04:25Sure.
04:38Hey, your proposal was in psychotherapists for the workers at the guan-jow factories.
04:43That was a prank, right?
04:46It's a bunch of us thought.
04:47Maybe Big Tim was sure it wasn't, but it was a prank, right?
04:51No.
04:52It certainly wasn't a prank.
04:55Damn.
04:55Big Tim always wins.
05:00Well, they're rioting now, so I guess the window for mindfulness has officially closed.
05:05Different factory.
05:06Right.
05:07Well, in that case, it's been considered at the highest levels and was found to be, sadly, utterly unworkable.
05:14But Tim also found it to be hysterical.
05:18You know how he is.
05:19He loses faith in someone, especially if he suspects disloyalty.
05:24He can be quite cruel.
05:26Unforgiving, even.
05:27He forgave you for the massage therapist on your corporate card.
05:46We love science!
05:48We love facts!
05:49Now we need a place to run some laughs!
05:53Tripped on!
05:54Tung sim!
05:55We're lifting them in radium!
05:56Help us finance our brand new stadium!
05:59Give!
06:00Give!
06:01Give!
06:02Give!
06:02All right!
06:05Tee-tee, guys!
06:05Tee-tee, guys!
06:06Tee-tee, guys!
06:06Thank you!
06:07Why do we need a stadium again?
06:09Do we have many or any athletes here?
06:12That's why we need a stadium.
06:14We need to start talking it up to parents of any prospective kids who even look like they throw a
06:18ball.
06:18Beatrice, I wanted to ask you, when you were at Harvard, did you know Millicent Giblin?
06:23What class were you in?
06:24Jason's ex.
06:25She used to attend bar at that place.
06:27You know, behind the coop.
06:29Grendel's Den.
06:30That's the one.
06:32I'm afraid I don't know Millicent.
06:33Parents and guardians need to be making your way to your child's first series.
06:37Okay, oh, good to see you.
06:38Beatrice, it's always so hard to tell, and you look so young.
06:42What?
06:43You were here at Harvard.
06:45Lilia, I never went to Harvard.
06:48All my degrees are from University of Wisconsin-Madison.
06:51Bachelor's, Master's, and Doctorate.
06:53That's funny.
06:55Wisconsin?
06:56Good comp lit program.
06:57Great Nepalese food.
07:11Hey.
07:12Hey.
07:13Made it.
07:14Fine.
07:15Hey, can you do Jamie's first period?
07:19I have some trustee business.
07:24A robust art market starts right here.
07:28Finding creators of future value, cultivating the taste of future collectors.
07:36We're starting with bridges, because art is about connecting.
07:40So find someone new.
07:42Not your life partner.
07:43And, uh, let's build something together.
07:46Uh, sir, uh, there, someone was looking for you.
07:49One partner now.
07:51I saw those stinko investments you were taking.
07:54Seems hot, but dumber.
07:56You need to stop spying on me.
07:58No, listen, I, you, I know you don't want me going through your underwear drawer, right?
08:03But let's be fair.
08:05That's why I keep you on the door.
08:06That's why I keep you on the door.
08:07No, can I tell you my nose?
08:09I got bored off.
08:11I did.
08:12He's investing.
08:13And he's joining the board.
08:15Yeah.
08:16After everything.
08:16Even if he left a scar.
08:21I, I'm impressed.
08:24And, look, Duncan, I can recommend a new therapist for you.
08:27What?
08:27I really don't think you should be without one.
08:30You think I'm a lost cause.
08:31I don't.
08:32I just think you are a sucker for shortcuts.
08:34What does that mean?
08:35Look, I have a client.
08:37Uh, she's got any issues as thorny as yours.
08:40And she's had a string of toxic men, all while holding down a big job.
08:44Serves on boards.
08:44Impressive, but miserable.
08:47But then, we did the work.
08:50And she's turned things around.
08:52And she is cutting all of them out of her life.
08:56She's even dating a woman now.
08:59Ingrid?
09:00Ingrid, Talbot?
09:02No.
09:05All right.
09:06How's everyone doing?
09:08Let's liven things up and switch partners.
09:10Like a square hand.
09:13Hey, hey, hey.
09:14Are you okay?
09:15Yeah?
09:15Yeah, I'm fine.
09:16Hey, mind if I jump in?
09:19Odd man out.
09:21Do you mind if we rumple up?
09:22Okay.
09:23Okay.
09:24Let's just say it is Ingrid, right?
09:26She's on the board of SMO.
09:28And Orlando Lee is the CEO.
09:30The most toxic man to ever live.
09:33I mean, he makes his employees wear astronaut diapers while they're coding.
09:36So, Orlando Lee is your star patient's boss.
09:40Right?
09:41I mean, is she trying to cut him out?
09:44No.
09:44And her name is Ingrid.
09:46I'm cool.
09:47Sure.
09:47Okay.
09:47But she's collecting votes.
09:49Boardroom coup.
09:50Bye-bye toxic man.
09:52United we purge.
09:56The stock is going to soar.
09:59The stock's not going to soar.
10:01Everybody hates this guy.
10:02Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's probably not going to soar for long.
10:05It'll bump for one virtuous minute.
10:07How are we doing over here?
10:08Great.
10:08Yeah, great.
10:09Is that you're good?
10:09This is fabulous.
10:11Really inspiring stuff.
10:14Toxic men succeed because the fear they create produces...
10:18What?
10:18What?
10:19Loyalty.
10:20Ingrid may have fixed her daddy's shoes.
10:22The valley has not.
10:23No one can fill his shoes.
10:24It's a looser option.
10:26And for most, loyalty forbids even trying.
10:28So, power vacuum.
10:30Monster returns.
10:31Monster wins.
10:32And then the stock will take off like...
10:34Rust without mercy.
10:38Oh, Joanne.
10:39Boy, I wish we had our session tomorrow.
10:41You are so good.
10:43Like, I know you hate me.
10:45Maybe you even wish me physical pain.
10:47But I just have to say...
10:49I'm serious.
10:50You are an incredibly talented person.
10:53If you were running the world, it...
10:56It would be a better place.
10:58I know.
11:00Yeah.
11:01All right.
11:02Show me what you got.
11:23I want 150,000 shares.
11:27Smooth.
11:32Duncan.
11:35You don't kind of seem like you're having a therapy session.
11:38Do you really think that's appropriate?
11:40Well, if you don't violate them, how are you supposed to know where your boundaries are?
11:43But you're right.
11:44Yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:45No.
11:45Tonight, tonight's about the children.
11:47Yeah.
11:48This one's pretty good.
11:49A little Grace Clancy.
11:52Sweet, right?
11:54Let me ask you, Gary.
11:56Do you think my empathy makes me a better art lover?
11:59I do have quite a collection.
12:01That's actually an interesting question.
12:03Like, does one need a developed sense of empathy to appreciate great art?
12:09I mean, I would say yes, but...
12:25Anoushka, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
12:28Sometimes I'm not good at saying things.
12:30I am sorry.
12:31Will you forgive me?
12:34Say what?
12:41Wow, Mary Poppins is in a temper.
12:44Aren't you?
12:46What do you...
12:53Did you call her?
12:54Uh, yeah.
12:56No, who?
12:57Sorry.
12:58The bloody reporter, Nenna Marks.
13:00Oh, I hate her.
13:00I hate her.
13:02Did you read any of my texts?
13:05I'm persona non grata at Cupertino.
13:07They think I leaked the acquisition rumor.
13:10They think I'm profiting.
13:12You're dead to me unless you stop this.
13:14Okay, okay.
13:14How can I help?
13:15Just tell me.
13:15Call, Nenna.
13:17Put the rumors to bed.
13:18She's got to print that the talks between Cupertino and hypnosis are over.
13:23Stop it!
13:23Stop it!
13:24What?
13:25Set the record straight.
13:27On the record.
13:29Take your medicine.
13:30Okay.
13:30If you'll be my spoonful of sugar.
13:32Duncan, I am being 10,000% serious.
13:35And I am 10,000% going to call Nenna Marks, okay?
13:38Because in a few days, Karl Bardhoff is to invest $300 million in Hyper-G.
13:43That's serious enough for you?
13:46You bagged Bardhoff.
13:48Oh, I bagged him.
13:49I bagged him good.
13:50And that's exactly what I'm going to tell Nenna Marks.
13:52He's a giant.
13:53You know, and when Karl and I close, I swear, I will shout it to everyone.
13:56And Big Tim will know that you are true and loyal.
13:59And you do a little vindication.
14:01Chacha on his desk.
14:02You know, splash a little ankle.
14:03Stop it.
14:05I would if I could.
14:06I would if I could.
14:07I just want you to know that I think you're a very talented person.
14:17And if you were running the world, no doubt it would be a better place.
14:49Okay, okay.
14:59I would if I could.
15:35Please proceed safely to the front door of the school.
15:37Duncan.
15:39Oh, Lily.
15:40Where you been?
15:41The board business.
15:42Come on, we need to leave now.
15:43I was at art.
15:45Okay, I did, man.
15:45Thank you so much.
15:47What?
15:48Duncan, please.
15:49What are you doing?
15:52Duncan, what are you...
15:54Hey, hey, you, um, can you open this?
15:56That's my, that is mine.
15:58That is mine.
15:58Please.
15:58That is mine.
15:59We're good, Al.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:01This is mine.
16:01This is my cube.
16:02That's my cube.
16:03What is wrong with you?
16:04Oh, fuck.
16:05Jameson.
16:07Jameson stole my cube.
16:08That is...
16:08Oh, my...
16:09You said Thelma took it.
16:10No, she swore up and down that Thelma was innocent.
16:12Don't fire her, Daddy.
16:14No, this...
16:15Oh, my God.
16:16I don't...
16:16I don't know, Duncan, but listen, I...
16:18We've got to leave.
16:20What are you doing?
16:22Sick!
16:24Come on.
16:25Mind a check.
16:26Let's go.
16:34I'm so sorry for your loss.
16:36Yeah, may his, um...
16:38May his memory be a blessing.
16:41Oh, why wouldn't it be a blessing?
16:43Oh, no, no.
16:44I wasn't suggesting otherwise.
16:46It's...
16:46It's...
16:46It's an expression.
16:47It's a...
16:48It's a Jewish...
16:50Nope.
16:51Oh, yep.
16:51Oh, okay.
16:53Bye-bye.
16:56Um...
16:57Alvin died.
16:59Alvin the landlord?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Oh, no.
17:02I know.
17:04Such a sweet man.
17:05Oh, no.
17:06You know, I always felt that he kept the rent down because he knew he was a man.
17:10He knew that I was helping people.
17:11And, you know, he really liked you.
17:13He always...
17:13He always said, she's a dish.
17:15Who owns our house now?
17:16I guess his daughter, Beth.
17:18She's...
17:18I don't know.
17:19She wasn't very pleasant.
17:20I mean, she's a lawyer.
17:21I don't say no more.
17:22Gary, she's going to jack the rent.
17:24Well...
17:24Or sell.
17:25Sell it out from under us.
17:26And why not?
17:27I mean, it's probably worse...
17:28You know, there might be a world in which he left us the house.
17:317.5 million?
17:34Oh, yeah.
17:34No, he's not going to leave us the house.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:36If only you would have bought it.
17:38Or any house.
17:39Which?
17:3910 years ago.
17:4015.
17:41Well, how was I supposed to buy a house 15 years ago?
17:43I was just getting started, and then I got priced out, and then I got divorced.
17:47Remember?
17:47I don't want to lose our home.
17:49Our offices.
17:50I mean, how are we supposed to see our clients?
17:52This is so unfair.
17:54I mean, the only reason that the real estate market is sky high is because we keep these
17:56billionaire man children sane enough to make that kind of money.
18:00Okay.
18:01I'm going to call Beth back.
18:02No, you don't call.
18:03Okay?
18:04No.
18:04I will call.
18:06Okay.
18:09Carl.
18:10Please.
18:11Hi.
18:13First of all, I am so sorry about missing our session.
18:18That was, uh...
18:19It's okay.
18:19You're not charging me for it?
18:20No.
18:21No.
18:21God, no.
18:22No.
18:22It was a family...
18:23And today's session, I mean, I'll gladly pay for it, but I don't think I should have to
18:27because, well, because, um, I'm firing you.
18:33Carl, my son was in the hospital.
18:35Is that what you do to the therapist?
18:37Is that the right word?
18:37You fire them.
18:38Yeah.
18:38Okay.
18:39I'm firing you.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Either way, I'm done.
18:42I always left here feeling a little bit castrated, and I need my balls, so thank you.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Have a good day.
18:54I, uh, Carl, wait, we, there are, uh, other options.
18:57We could, um, we could maybe put a pause on your sessions, or some therapists do, um,
19:03retainers, so that you could, uh, call me if those anger issues arise.
19:07The problem is, is that the anger is what made me the money.
19:10But don't feel bad about it.
19:12You did me a favor when you stood me up like that.
19:15The scales fell from my eyes.
19:17I...
19:17I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
19:21Thank you, thank you.
19:22I, uh, well, I'm proud of you.
19:24I, uh, what's the, uh, what's the endeavor?
19:29Just because I would hate for you to, to be involved straight out of the gate, the therapy
19:34gate, in, in anything triggering.
19:38I'll be fine.
19:42Thanks.
19:52I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
20:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
20:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
20:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
20:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
20:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
20:26Leave a message, or better yet, text.
20:29Beth, Joanne Felder here.
20:31Gary and I are heartbroken.
20:33Your father, what an extraordinary man.
20:35Alvin, you know, he and Gary developed a funny kind of bond.
20:39I won't say father-son exactly, but maybe generous uncle, peculiar nephew.
20:46They had their lunches.
20:47Gary always came home with a smile, like a midlife love affair.
20:51Epitonic, obviously.
20:55Right, well, I mean, you must be swamped.
20:58It is a hell of a process, grieving.
21:01My couch is open to you, of course, anytime, on the house.
21:06Speaking of the house, I was calling to see if you could, between state lawyers and funeral homes, squeeze in
21:15a chat to discuss what you might be thinking.
21:18Or what Alvin was thinking if he mentioned us in our situation.
21:24Not precarious.
21:25I won't say precarious, precisely, but pre, pre, pre, uh, pre, uh, I can't seem to finish my sentence.
21:36Uh, Beth, we want to talk about the rent.
21:39About, uh, keeping the rent where we could possibly, uh...
21:44Press 3 to delete.
21:52Message delivered.
21:54Fuck!
22:02Hey.
22:10Who's that dude?
22:12That's Sigmund Freud.
22:13Freud?
22:14Yeah? Are you familiar with Freud?
22:16Wasn't he, like, diddling his sister?
22:18I think you're thinking of Dickens.
22:19Oh, he was, like, the coke fiend, right?
22:21Uh...
22:21Oh, no, it was his daughter.
22:22No, no, no, he wasn't diddling Anna.
22:24Diddle with Anna's hat, didn't he?
22:25He analyzed her, and it was some feel inappropriate.
22:29Tell it to the cocaine, right?
22:49Hello?
22:52Hello?
22:55Hello?
22:57Hello?
23:24Hello?
23:27Hey, are you like Gary Junior?
23:29You said you were gonna give that cue back.
23:33I mean, I guess I'm not the only klepto, you little bitch.
23:36That was legendary.
23:39Hello?
23:44Coward.
23:53Not now, Joanne, I'm writing.
23:57Orson?
23:58Oh, yeah, come in. Orson, come in.
24:00Hey.
24:01Oh.
24:03Hey.
24:04You okay?
24:06Should I get your mom?
24:07Oh, can you teach me how to use the washing machine, please?
24:10Yeah, sure, no problem.
24:12Oh, what, now?
24:14Uh...
24:15I know I messed up with the stool sample, but, um...
24:19The antibiotics are just...
24:20They're not working and they're making it worse for me.
24:22I really just, I can't be like this right now.
24:25Okay, okay.
24:26Um, it is...
24:27It's okay.
24:28It's okay.
24:29This is totally...
24:30This is natural.
24:33Um...
24:34You know, I know this nutritionist.
24:35I'm on a task force with her.
24:37People swear by this woman.
24:39I could call her.
24:41Yeah?
24:42Great.
24:43Come on.
24:45Well, good news.
24:46Sekva felt bad about missing the barbecue.
24:49Tom put the screws to her.
24:50Well, I just pointed out she wasn't helping the vets any by not showing.
24:53Mm-hmm.
24:54So, uh, Sekva approved the transfer of a dozen engineers who know the mumps system and...
24:58You know what?
24:59Sorry, what...
24:59What system?
25:01Mumps system.
25:02It stands for, um, mobile...
25:05Nobody fucking knows anymore.
25:06It's been around longer than me.
25:08And how long have you been at the VA?
25:09No, no, no.
25:10Me.
25:11Tom.
25:11It's pre-moon landing.
25:13They've put patches on top of patches over the decades.
25:16But, you know, that's...
25:17That's what we're trying to do here is cure ourselves of the mumps.
25:21This is...
25:22This is good news.
25:23Oh.
25:23This is progress.
25:24Yeah.
25:25The mumps.
25:25Progress.
25:28I may be pulling them out of retirement, so, I mean, they're a little older.
25:31Guys.
25:32Guys.
25:33Read the room.
25:3530-year-olds retire here, okay?
25:36This is not a nursing home.
25:37No walkers in my war room.
25:39Okay.
25:40Okay, but this is the job that we are paying you to do.
25:42No, you're not paying me.
25:43It's like fast-track money.
25:45No, or is she taking an old man dump on me?
25:47I can't even sell the data product.
25:49Data product?
25:51What data product are you planning on selling?
25:54Oh, you thought your welfare checks made this project worth my time?
25:58The only play is to sell the vets' data.
26:01Big Pharma.
26:02Insurers.
26:03So you see people in need, and you go to how to sell their medical files.
26:10Yes.
26:10It's called capitalism.
26:12The government ought to try it.
26:13Okay, if we have guardrails, data sales, you know, might work.
26:18No.
26:19No.
26:20This deal's dead.
26:22You, Duncan Park, you are the fucking problem.
26:28Mm-hmm.
26:34Sorry.
26:35Bardo's smart.
26:36He's going to want to steer the ship, but hard no.
26:38Okay?
26:39I'm sorry.
26:39I'm sorry.
26:40He has a quick trigger.
26:42I think this is worth salvaging, Duncan.
26:45Maybe I talk to Tom about meeting somewhere in the...
26:48Don't bother.
26:49Don't bother.
26:54Okay.
26:55The engagement docs will be ironclad.
26:56From a synergy POV, you want a wall around his people.
26:59Yes.
27:16Hey.
27:17Hey.
27:18Hi.
27:18Do we really need to take a helicopter?
27:20Pip and Tang wants to meet you.
27:30Good news.
27:32Who?
27:32Pip is rescheduling for tomorrow.
27:34Great.
27:35Let's go home.
27:36What?
27:36I miss a night in Napa?
27:38What?
27:39Look, Lily, my daughter.
27:40She's what?
27:41Fifteen?
27:42She'll be fine.
27:43Does she know how to work a microwave?
27:45Don't fret.
27:48Pip will pony up, but she likes to make us beg for it.
27:50What?
27:50What does she get in return?
27:52Her name on the stadium.
27:54And she'll express her priorities for the school and...
27:57But what if I can't agree to them?
27:59The $40 million?
28:01Just lie back and shine brightly.
28:05You don't have to light, Pipitang.
28:07I don't happen to.
28:10Just...
28:10Think what we can do with $40 million.
28:13I'm gonna book us a spa.
28:16All these tests they put you through, poking and prodding,
28:20just makes you feel like a freak for having a natural human body.
28:22I mean, hello.
28:24We're all just factories for shit.
28:27And blood.
28:28And pus.
28:29And milk, sometimes.
28:31I mean, it's what we do.
28:33We ooze.
28:35We secrete.
28:36And they'll never take that away from us.
28:40He's all set.
28:43I've got a custom tincture just for you.
28:46It is my proprietary blend.
28:48It will adapt itself to shake up your whole microflora economy.
28:52Interesting.
28:54What's in there?
28:55Well, it's proprietary.
28:57But mostly Chinese herbs, solicited reductions, compounds to reduce inflammation.
29:01So that's gonna fix my shit factory?
29:03You bet.
29:04Here you go.
29:0520 drops to start.
29:07And then three drops.
29:08Three times a day.
29:09Okay.
29:09Three and three.
29:10Great.
29:10What's the damage on everything?
29:12The damage.
29:14Cool.
29:14Yes, sorry.
29:15Well, of course, I will apply the medical colleagues discount.
29:18Thank you so much.
29:19That's great.
29:19And the consultation fee, it's included with the proprietary prescriptions.
29:23Uh-huh.
29:24The total then, it is $1,962.
29:27Oh, I didn't realize.
29:28Can you just maybe don't take...
29:29Yeah.
29:29Uh, I...
29:30It's activated.
29:32Right.
29:32All right.
29:33And how much of this will insurance cover?
29:35Oh.
29:35Of course, insurance companies, they only cover philocentric, western normative treatments.
29:40Okay.
29:43Um...
29:44Okay, credit cards?
29:45Let me grab the machine.
29:46Great.
29:48Um...
29:49We're not gonna tell your mom about this?
29:51Huh?
29:53Lily.
29:53This is...
29:55This is...
29:56It's all too much.
29:57Too much?
29:59That's my not enough.
30:02No.
30:03You know, I don't come from great wealth either.
30:05But I practice radical acceptance, and now, being rich is just like a nature.
30:11You know, it's possible to adjust to any identity, really.
30:14Wouldn't you agree?
30:15I'm just rolling with whatever comes.
30:18Yeah.
30:19I like that.
30:20Like in Aspen.
30:22Right?
30:22The education thingy.
30:24I was so excited to find the perfect leader for Los Altos.
30:28Walked up, made you the offer right on the spot.
30:33When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
30:37Do you mean...
30:41When did I realize you mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
30:45If I did.
30:46Thirty seconds.
30:48You knowingly infiltrated or suborned a wool-pulling antic.
30:53And you can't tell black women apart.
30:56I had been drinking, and I think with the altitude and...
31:00You offered it to me.
31:03I signed my own name on the contract.
31:05I never once lied.
31:07We're being honest.
31:08My daughter is brilliant.
31:10Really brilliant.
31:12And deserves to go to Stanford.
31:14Los Altos is the best feeder school, so...
31:18Good for you.
31:21Still...
31:21This is not a great look for either of us.
31:24I'm not arguing that.
31:25But I do need to know...
31:28If someone asks...
31:30I'm not gonna lie.
31:31You stood there in my backyard as I introduced a Harvard graduate.
31:35You said nothing.
31:37Just...
31:37Keep saying nothing.
31:39Or this all falls apart for you.
31:42For Harmony.
31:43There's nothing I can do to help.
31:47When we take it to our graves.
31:50Fine.
31:52You first.
32:00Here's the phone number.
32:03Um...
32:04Name?
32:05Jameson Esme Park.
32:07Your daughter?
32:08Yeah.
32:10She'll never forgive you.
32:11She's not gonna find out.
32:12Why can't you just...
32:14Why can't I get one of those Pakistani CTOs with that H1N1 visa?
32:17Because, like, when they won, I could send them back to Bangor.
32:20Bangalore, India.
32:21And H1N1 is the bird flu.
32:29Looks like she used to torrent Sailor Moon.
32:31No, I...
32:31I don't want to know about sex stuff.
32:33Okay, just tell me...
32:34Tell me if she's stealing.
32:36Pirating is stealing.
32:38Oh...
32:39Yeah, it is.
32:41I'm a chim-cham.
32:43Hey, get it!
32:44I'm sorry.
32:45Carl Bartoff is early.
32:46Hey!
32:48Um...
32:48Whoa.
32:49This is where you keep all the good stuff?
32:50Yeah, I wasn't expecting you till, um...
32:53Well, I could pretend that I messed up the time.
32:55But I did, in fact, want to catch you with your pants down.
32:58Sorry to disappoint you.
33:00Um...
33:01But, yeah, please sit.
33:02Stay.
33:02Make yourself comfortable.
33:04Um...
33:04We had a whole...
33:05Whole thing prepared, uh...
33:06Here's the chickadee.
33:07Oh, uh...
33:09Why don't, uh...
33:10Why don't we show Mr. Bartoff the power of Noadin?
33:14We triangulated this guy's metadata from multiple data lakes.
33:20Sending him a coffee coupon.
33:22No.
33:24No.
33:2772% chance.
33:32Please tell me there's something besides that.
33:34Well, 72% means there's a...
33:35There's a 100% chance that this does not work for me.
33:38This is just baseline tech.
33:39There's...
33:40There's...
33:40There's more.
33:42So much.
33:43More.
33:43Mm.
33:44Stuff that no one else has.
33:46Prepare to have your mind blown.
33:47You have two minutes.
33:48Stan stays as long as you can vouch for his secrecy.
33:51I cut his tongue out.
33:52Get on with it, please.
33:54You two are about to feed the third and fourth people on Earth to see what we can do here.
33:58Orlando Lee.
33:59CEO of SMOTE.
34:00You've heard of him.
34:01Of course you have.
34:02After running billions of Monte Carlo simulations predicted by our god tier alga we call noted.
34:08What was it, Harper?
34:10The percentage of certainty?
34:1332.
34:14Nope. Of certainty.
34:15Wasn't it 89?
34:16Yes.
34:17It was 89.
34:18Yeah, I'm certain this is a giant waste of my time.
34:20Stan?
34:21Oh yeah, he doesn't have a tongue.
34:22I will speak for him.
34:23What the fuck are you doing?
34:2589% certainty Lee is pushed out of SMOTE in the next 48 hours.
34:29Come on, how did you get that?
34:31We are perched on the shoulders of everyone in his sphere, all seeing.
34:35We know which execs just got a prescription to benzos.
34:38Who'd cancel their trip to Bureau of Ritz?
34:40Who's buying tampons?
34:41Their spouse's data stream?
34:43Their kids' test scores?
34:44The doorman's bank account?
34:46Okay, so you grab a bunch of loose facts and you slap on the narrative and this is what you
34:51call information?
34:52Information with insight.
34:55Like if you fused a quant with a psychiatrist.
34:58Because if I'm right, Lee is fired.
35:01Leading to a 94% chance that the stock rises.
35:05But only briefly because who wants to be the sacrificial suit?
35:08So, power vacuum.
35:10Stock falls.
35:11And what do we got on that heartbird?
35:1379%?
35:14Not quite.
35:1577.9.
35:16Let's just call it 78.
35:1878%.
35:18Code monkeys, you know.
35:20Then, note in psycho-economics.
35:22Psycho-economics.
35:23Yes.
35:24Okay.
35:24It tells us toxic loyalty will lead to an 84% chance that he's rehired leading to a 97%
35:31chance.
35:31That stock skyrockets from that news.
35:34You ride that whole wave, Carl.
35:37With shorts and byes.
35:38And you get to take like four bites out of that apple.
35:42Your algorithm says all that?
35:44I bought 150,000 shares of smoke last night.
35:50Okay.
35:51We'll be in touch.
35:52Thank you for the tarot reading.
35:53You're leaving?
35:54Uh, yeah.
35:57Probably should have mentioned that Carl was Orlando's mentor.
36:01But then you probably already know that.
36:04You are the fucking data guy, right?
36:09I thought that guy couldn't talk.
36:12If any of that had any validity...
36:15Trust me, it does.
36:16I swear.
36:17If he goes and warns Orlando, he's gonna rewrite the future.
36:20And then...
36:21Someone's fucking their own mother.
36:23And I think it's me.
36:26That was...
36:28Divine.
36:30Do we get dessert?
36:32Chocolate ketchup?
36:33Uh, yes.
36:35No, I can't.
36:37I'm sorry.
36:38No.
36:39When I was Jamie's age, I used to eat a whole box of penne with Alfredo sauce so thick you
36:45could spackle a wall.
36:46Sometimes I didn't even hurl.
36:48Do not tell Jamie that.
36:49She already thinks I've got food issues.
36:54I don't always relate to my own daughter.
36:56Is that awful to say?
36:58No.
36:59She's a teenager.
37:00Yeah.
37:02Duncan says she's stealing from us.
37:05Oh.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Like she puts...
37:07Hey, thank you.
37:09Thanks.
37:10Yeah, she like puts her little trophies in the school trophy case.
37:14Is she the one who smashed it?
37:16No, no, no, no.
37:17No, that was Duncan.
37:18And he's paying for the repairs with interest.
37:21Is he violent at home?
37:24No.
37:25I wish.
37:27Tell me about Perfect Harmony's daddy.
37:29Where's he?
37:30He was just a friend of ours.
37:31Yeah, he agreed to, you know, cough up.
37:35It was my egg.
37:36Darcy carried.
37:37Oh.
37:38I didn't have you down as a lady's lady.
37:41So, donde esta Mrs. Darcy?
37:44L.A.
37:45Actress.
37:46Yeah.
37:47She ran off with another Darcy.
37:50That was almost worse than the betrayal.
37:52Oh, lady.
37:54I've been there.
37:55Hmm?
37:56Keep thinking I'm over it and then...
37:58Oh, you probably met her at the luncheon.
38:01Anoushka Adichara.
38:03She's awful.
38:05I made such a great hire.
38:08Come on.
38:09Grab the bottle.
38:10Come on.
38:17Did you see my pottery work?
38:18The giant bong?
38:21Yeah.
38:22May, uh...
38:23You didn't do a bong test.
38:24You made a bowl.
38:26Lilac glaze.
38:27Very tasteful, too.
38:28Remember, Martin?
38:30Yes.
38:32Lilac.
38:33Very nice.
38:34Dad.
38:35Eyes on me.
38:36What was my history project on?
38:38Yeah, one second.
38:39Estimating how many people could fit in the Roman Coliseum.
38:42He asked him.
38:46It's a wonder you saw any of that, given how you were with Duncan Park for a while.
38:54What were you two up to?
38:56I'm on his board.
39:01The company isn't doing great.
39:04Neither is he.
39:06It was trying to stop a public meltdown in the midst of 500 of the Valley's most influential parents.
39:15Are you insinuating something?
39:18No.
39:20That explains it.
39:31Who is going people?
39:33Probably not.
39:34He's there.
39:48We have a future movie vraisian.
39:51He says to me about to surveillance of players and your fellow Yo-koops.
40:00Did you track me, you piece of shit?
40:02You cannot do this.
40:03You cannot.
40:03Do what?
40:05You don't want Orlando over there.
40:07You're a protégé.
40:08Oh, did your all-knowing algo predict what I'm going to do?
40:11Huh?
40:11Did it?
40:12Did it?
40:15That's free will.
40:16You have no idea what this is about to do.
40:19I live in the air of margin, pal.
40:21You didn't say anything to him yet?
40:23Yeah, I said, howdy, and where's the keg?
40:26If you tell him what I told you, we will never know if I was right or not.
40:34It's Schroeder's cat.
40:36Is Schroeder ignorant to be a dunce?
40:39Don't be a dunce.
40:41Then don't be a dunce.
40:42If you really thought I was one, you wouldn't be here.
40:45Actually being here, it proves to me you believe in my algo.
40:49Maybe, maybe, Jesus.
40:53Maybe it scares you.
40:55My hot potato's too hot.
40:57You have soft, tattletale hands.
40:59You know this how you used to do business?
41:02This is why you vanished from the scene, Carl?
41:04Huh?
41:05If I show you tech, that will revolutionize how we predict behavior.
41:09And you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?
41:13You're so ugly!
41:16I have jumped through every hoop you put in front of me because I'm a fighter.
41:21You don't think I'm a fighter?
41:23Oh, baby.
41:23I got your point.
41:24You've made your point.
41:25Oh, good.
41:25I thank you for hearing me.
41:30I love this guy.
41:31This dude used to drop dudes twice his size and half his age.
41:35Who's this dude?
41:36Orlando Lee, I'd like you to meet someone.
41:39This is Duncan Park.
41:40He's a fighter.
41:42Hey, all right.
41:44You want to do it?
41:45No, no, no.
41:46He wasn't.
41:47He didn't be in it that way.
41:48So, not a fighter.
41:51So your manhood is a metaphor?
41:56You got our next fight.
41:58Woo!
42:15These guys.
42:16I didn't get a weapon.
42:18Yeah, no, okay.
42:19Okay.
42:20Okay.
42:49That's not the same for work, huh?
42:52No, no, no, no, no.
43:01This is why we do it.
43:24Yeah
43:24He said control is really asshole, let him go
43:42I wanted to show you something
43:49When is that? The surface of the moon?
43:51It's my home in Napa
43:54It burned down
43:57Oh my god
43:58Oh, you know who our neighbor was and whose house is fine?
44:03Pippa fucking Tan
44:05Our daughter?
44:07So when the fires were raging, Pippa bribed our private firefighters double to protect her house instead
44:15Wow
44:16You know the only thing that's left?
44:21Is that a bench?
44:22A marble bench
44:25In our former garden
44:28Duncan asked me to marry him there
44:31He doesn't even care
44:35I'm so sorry
44:37No, I'm so sorry
44:39I married a terrible actress from a hemorrhoid commercial who is also a whore
44:47Give me her number
44:52Her number?
44:54Yeah, so Dunkey gave me this app
44:56It hides your number and your voice
44:59It makes you sound like that Darth Vader guy
45:05Okay
45:07Her name is Darcy
45:09Darcy?
45:09Yeah
45:10You're a little slut
45:12And so is the
45:13Darcy
45:14Darcy
45:14Other Darcy
45:15You hemorrhoid
45:17Dumb dumb
45:19Stupid girl
45:20Dummy
45:20Oh my god
45:23Oh my god
45:26I have to treat myself
45:31I urinated
45:40Crisscross
45:51Crisscross
45:52Hello
45:52We know what you did
45:57The betrayal
45:59What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
46:08Oh my god
46:12Are you feeling overwhelmed?
46:15Try to remember your life has value, Enosuka
46:19Shut up!
46:21Just close your stupid gob!
46:24When you carry shame around, you make people around you unhappy
46:28You seem riddled with anxiety and guilt, Enosuka
46:31Try breathing and counting backwards from ten
46:34Ten
46:35Ten
46:35Nine
46:37Eight
46:52Hello, Nana
46:54Sorry if it's late
46:55I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis
46:59Deep background, you can say a source close to Cupertino
47:08The acquisition talks failed
47:11The acquisition talks failed
47:34What the hell
47:35What the hell happened to our neighborhood since when did giving a damn about your neighbors become a four letter
47:39word?
47:39They don't make them like that
47:40No, they don't
47:41Hi, oh my god, Beth, hi
47:43I didn't know you were coming by, I would've
47:46I...
47:47I...
47:48I...
47:48I...
47:49I am so...
47:49So sorry about your dad
47:52Oh, I'm so sorry to barge in like this
47:54No, please
47:55I...
47:58This is Irvin
48:00Hi
48:01Great to meet you
48:01You too
48:03Beth, uh...
48:04Beth just told me how much your dad had told you both
48:06And he was always...
48:08Speaking of you
48:09Right
48:09So...
48:10Warmly
48:11I know he really admired how you two both do good work
48:16And you...
48:16You don't expect to make as much as everyone else here does
48:19I always wished I could be more like him
48:23But I just...
48:25I hate to say it
48:26I always tell her
48:26It's okay to care about money
48:29And do you are the, um...
48:32The brother?
48:32Or the husband?
48:34Irvin's handling the sale
48:36We're gonna list at 8
48:38Probably would sell closer to 8.4
48:41But we wanted to propose if...
48:43You could pay all cash
48:45We'd give it to you a listing
48:48Wow
48:51Thank you
48:57We'll get Pippa at the winter gala, it'll be fine
49:00But you can't tell the board
49:02What am I supposed to say?
49:04Tell them food poisoning
49:06The chopper crashed
49:07So another lie
49:08I think you'll manage, Beatrice
49:10I feel pretty sure of it
49:11Child
49:15From the student who knows
49:18That to have one of those
49:20Would be suicide
49:23And everybody sing
49:26Yeah
49:27Yeah
49:27All right
49:34We're going where, where
49:39The air is free
49:43Yeah
49:45On the national express
49:47There's a jolly hostess
49:50Selling Christmas and tea
49:54Yeah
49:55But it's hard to get by
49:58When your arse is the size
50:00Of a small country
50:26What do you think about one seat for me and one for my number two here?
50:29You let him call you that.
50:33What's that on your forehead, buddy?
50:35Forget money.
50:36Where do you want to be?
50:39Societal collapse is upon us and sooner than you think.
50:42I miss you, man.
50:43If you don't have the bone mass, what the hell are you watching?
50:46You did this.
50:47You stabbed me in the back of my heart.
50:56In episode 104, you will see the Tech Bro Fight Club, which is, in fact, a real thing.
51:03This is Duncan Park.
51:05He's a fighter.
51:06He didn't be in it that way.
51:07So your manhood is a metaphor?
51:10We got our next fight.
51:11It's Tech Bros wanting to feel the realness of physical combat.
51:17And all the things that are just metaphorical during their daytime activity, where they
51:22are being told to fight, to have that kind of warlike Sun Tzu aggression in their business
51:28life.
51:29I think there's just a lot of, like, especially nowadays, what is it to be a man?
51:33And I guess that answers their question for them sometimes.
51:43Well, here they're going to do it in a back warehouse to get their yaya's out and to feel
51:50what that masculine warrior energy is.
51:54Just been kicked in the balls.
51:55Three, two, action!
52:00I couldn't resist not having that be part of the fabric of our Silicon Valley.
52:04I show you tech that will revolutionize how we predict behavior, and you run to the playground
52:10to tell your boyfriend?
52:11The thing that Duncan can say legitimately to Bardolph is, I've jumped through every hoop
52:17you've put in front of me.
52:18And he puts another one in front of him.
52:21He succeeds in a way that's emotionally very real.
52:25Me strangling Orlando Lee at the end with his eyes fixed on Bardolph, it is a way of saying,
52:30I am a fucking warrior, and not to be taken lightly.
52:34He's still control of the Lee, asshole.
52:36Let him go!
52:37I think that's what Bardolph sees in me, does not give up.
52:40Now they're ready to go to the next phase of their relationship.
52:45When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
52:48When did I realize he mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
52:52If I did.
52:5330 seconds.
52:54In episode four, there's more than just Fight Club.
52:57There's also the fight between Lily and Beatrice.
53:01It's almost like they have a summit meeting at the spa, where all of these truths come out.
53:04Let me take it to our graves.
53:07Fine.
53:09You first.
53:10It's a fun dance between the two of them, literally in mud.
53:14And then it's almost like this, we have a lot more in common series of scenes that follow.
53:20Almost a friendship is emerging between the two of them.
53:22So, Dunkey gave me this app. It hides your number and your voice.
53:28Hello?
53:29We know what you did. What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
53:35Oh my God!
53:38Are you feeling overwhelmed?
53:41Try to remember your life has value, Inusuka.
53:44Shut up!
53:45Inusuka takes that Easter Island head, which symbolizes ancient beliefs, and smashes this new technology.
53:54That's this sort of collision point that I kind of adore it.
53:57That idea that the AI bot has provoked her to violence.
54:01And when we get to episode five, we'll see what the consequences of that violence are.
54:06I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
54:09The acquisition talks fail.
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