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00:06The Tick Day Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:16Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decrease, our proportional strength increases.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Please, I'm really excited.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us to be free.
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:47When I was mom, what would my password be?
02:01Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Little John.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick it.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the teat of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:04Maybe it's much too early in the game.
03:11But I thought I'd ask you just to say.
03:17What are you doing, New Year?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, uh, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Well, I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth, Shakespeare.
04:00No.
04:01New Year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama says it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12To new beginnings.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just getting a cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:42A tremendous success.
04:44Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down.
05:02Way, way down.
05:03Help.
05:03Yes.
05:03The nuclei need time, which is acceptable to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes.
05:08It's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile to cement those connections.
05:13Or alliances.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes, Hilton.
05:20We're always talking about science.
05:22This is a lab of science.
05:24Okay.
05:24Well, I heard a bang and then there was like a cheer of release.
05:26So my mind went there.
05:28Where's my head?
05:29Is there good news?
05:30It was a big win.
05:31Yes.
05:31Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium.
05:35Yes.
05:37Translation.
05:37It's remarkable progress.
05:39Fuck yeah.
05:40We should celebrate.
05:41I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:44There's going to be amazing food, crazy guest lists, and you are all invited.
05:48Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:50I can't go.
05:52It's my anniversary.
05:53Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:54It would be great to see her again.
05:56Well, well.
05:59I only organize fantastic parties.
06:02You gotta come.
06:04Done.
06:04Set.
06:04Happy.
06:05See you all there.
06:08Woo!
06:10Translation, see you all there means less only.
06:13And you can't say no.
06:19Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:21Um, I don't know.
06:23I mean, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:28Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self.
06:32So, New Year, new me.
06:34I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:37Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:38I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:46Oh, the missus.
06:48She left.
06:49Was she mad?
06:51She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:53Oh, she was mad.
06:55Maybe disappointed.
06:56That's worse, isn't it?
06:59Happy New Year.
07:02Charlie, what's happening?
07:09He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Hi.
07:12Let him be.
07:14Hi.
07:19Hey, Lindy.
07:20Hey, Les.
07:23Happy anniversary.
07:26It's okay.
07:27Lay into me.
07:28I deserve it.
07:29You do.
07:33But I understand.
07:37You do?
07:38You're caught up in your work.
07:39And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:45I know I do.
07:46I did.
07:48You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:51So, I'm supporting you.
07:57Okay.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59So, I was mad.
08:02I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:09Well, then I came home and I got cozy.
08:12And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:15Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:18And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:24And now I feel better.
08:28I love you.
08:36I love you, too.
08:41Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:43And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:46I am sorry and I apologize profusely for disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:55I forgive you.
09:08It's like the big box.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Well, happy anniversary.
09:13Happy anniversary.
09:15All right.
09:16All is forgiven.
09:21Lindy!
09:25Oh, Lindy!
09:33Lindy!
09:35You got me intrigued.
09:51Happy anniversary, honey.
09:54Happy anniversary.
09:56Oh, you remembered.
10:06What is that?
10:09Your surprise.
10:13Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:16It's exactly what you think.
10:21Richard, is that really you?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:28This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:31You?
10:31And him?
10:33And her?
10:34What?
10:34You thought we would have a conversation?
10:36What?
10:37One day.
10:38This gentleman.
10:39How long?
10:40Forever!
10:41Six and a half months.
10:42Barely.
10:43Why him?
10:44He's not you.
10:46It was a chance encounter.
10:48Lindy, how could you?
10:49Because I told you the truth.
10:51I poured my heart out to you.
10:53I was vulnerable and now this.
10:55Why?
10:55Why?
10:56I did it on purpose!
11:00On purpose?
11:01Yeah, he knows why.
11:03But you forgave me.
11:05I lied!
11:06Ha ha ha!
11:10How dare you?
11:12How dare me?
11:13So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:16You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:18You baited me on a voice note, and then you exploited our wedding anniversary, and then you
11:24reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:27How is that the same?
11:29It's not.
11:30It's meant to be worse!
11:32I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:35A lie is a lie!
11:38As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:40You!
11:41You're my colleague.
11:42Yes.
11:43That's my wife.
11:44I know.
11:44Richard, what in the name of science?
11:47Like, what the fuck?
11:48Oh my god!
11:50What the fucking fuck?
12:05It's not fucking funny!
12:09You're holding a pillow.
12:10Over your tiny junk, it's so tiny.
12:13You're both so tiny.
12:15Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:17That's so cute.
12:18Fuck you.
12:19I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:21Oh yeah?
12:22Try.
12:22I mean, you're a liar!
12:24You lied!
12:26What's that?
12:26Did you say something?
12:27I fucked you!
12:27You made me insane!
12:30I fucking kill you!
12:33I think you dropped this.
12:35Fuck you!
12:37Are you tap dancing?
12:39No, fuck you!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42I think this is gone far enough!
12:45You know what, Richard?
12:47I think you're right.
12:55Hold on.
13:02This is not good.
13:03Oh, you think?
13:04You think?
13:04I can't believe you did this on purpose!
13:06On purpose!
13:07Why would you do that?
13:09Richard!
13:09Oh my god, if you're sick!
13:10Hey, hey!
13:10This is not about you!
13:11Where's my mom?
13:13Oh!
13:14No!
13:16Richard!
13:16Liz, Liz, we gotta talk about this.
13:18Liz, please.
13:19No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman, the beguiling web she weaved,
13:25the hypnotic allure of that brunch!
13:27She deceived me!
13:29She deceived both of us!
13:30No, you deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months!
13:36We share thoughts, we share science, we do not share my wife!
13:42Liz, I'm sorry.
13:42Nothing happened between us.
13:44Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly!
13:47Liz, please.
13:51Where are we going?
13:53No, no, no!
13:54No, no, no!
13:54Hello, Delores.
13:56Please, what?
13:57No!
13:58Blaspheme!
13:59No, please!
13:59Please!
14:00Liz!
14:01Liz, no!
14:02No, please!
14:03Let's!
14:03Let's!
14:04No, no, no!
14:04Ah!
14:06Don't move.
14:08No!
14:11No!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah, please, stop!
14:15I'm letting you open the door!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Please, in the name of science!
14:23How dare you, blaspheme science!
14:26No, no, no!
14:26On top of everything else!
14:28Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wait!
14:30Matron, you playmate, right, Bart?
14:32His name is fuck you.
14:34I want to play with the bird!
14:35I want to play with the bird!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:41Oh, fuck!
14:44It's, uh...
14:45The Lawrence, right?
14:48Good party!
14:50Good party!
14:51Hey!
14:54The pen!
14:56Is the pen truly mightier than the sword?
14:59Oh, my God!
15:02I'm not sure!
15:03I'm coming!
15:11Shit!
15:12Okay.
15:18Oh, I've seen children.
15:28What is that?
15:31Shut the fuck up, space-anus!
15:41Live in darkness.
16:09Richard!
16:10Richard!
16:12Richard?
16:13Richie!
16:26Richard?
16:30Richie!
16:31Ritchie!
16:38Richard!
16:44Ritchie!
16:47Richard!
16:49Where are you?
16:51Ritchie!
16:52I'm sorry!
16:54I know this is all my fault!
16:58Oh, fuck.
16:59That is a lot of text.
17:03Wait.
17:07What?
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12What is she?
17:15Good morning.
17:16We recently featured Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:22We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing her recently published New Yorker short story, Untitled On Purpose.
17:29The shocking allegation originated from an unexpected and personal place, a viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter,
17:37Louise Littlejohn.
17:38So, my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:43Woo!
17:44She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:47Anyway, this week, out of nowhere, mom drops a short story in The New Yorker, and everyone loses their shit
17:55over it.
17:56Well, I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
18:00My mom didn't write it.
18:03She stole it from one of her students.
18:05What the actual fuck?
18:08She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can sh** talk other writers.
18:14Yeah.
18:14We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment, but we were able to reach the author's mother, Diane
18:21McMichael Jones, who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize winning debut novel,
18:29My Rainbow Starts With Black.
18:31No, I have no comment.
18:35Except to say, I haven't read Lindy's little story, but I will say I didn't care for her portrayal of
18:42the mother character in her novel.
18:43The real crime is that Lindy made me out to be a terrible mother, which I'm not.
18:51What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn.
18:55We'll continue to follow this story and keep you updated as it develops.
19:02I'm going to let you know, my mom didn't write it.
19:08She stole it from one of her students.
19:11The truth is, my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:13She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can sh** talk other writers.
19:21Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:22I didn't call it.
19:23I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:25Oh.
19:27Okay.
19:29I also have a complicated relationship with my mother.
19:32Here, the cake pop on me.
19:35I hope you like vanilla.
19:38Thank you, St. Lulu to Lulu.
20:33here's to us i thought you were bringing in us
20:36fuck that us new year new bus wow who knew
20:39hey no lindy tonight no no she's at home under a blanket not in a party mood oh well i
20:47can't say
20:47i blame her uh that interview turned into quite the greek tragedy but you can tell me i won't tell
20:54anyone other than everyone did she do it plagiarize the story oh i don't know what i don't know
21:02right answer deny deny deny all set for tonight everything is in place great oh general
21:10never word oh of course looking forward to the party trick party trick what a performance
21:17there are several important private equity investors here that hilton would love to
21:21impress with a preview of your tech absolutely not i am a scientist not a party clown you know
21:28the tech is incomplete what am i supposed to do fake it no it's just a preview short and sweet
21:34the corn is small ta-da the corn is big ta-da end of story it's fraud it's sale it's
21:41my ass in prison
21:42is what it is i've already got a journalist poking around the lab asking questions about bot the
21:46explainer's med bot brother-in-law what's to stop nails exposing me let me worry about nails and your
21:53ass it is one worth saving tonight the only thing on your mind should be nobel nobel nobel
22:09do you see what i say
22:16that's dr amiel schofhausen
22:18nobel prize recipient and current committee member chair in fact
22:23i did my postgraduate work on dr schofhausen's theory of entanglement swapping
22:27he is a bona fide science genius yes yes just imagine what the support of a man like that would
22:33do for your crew it's just a preview short and sweet small and big
22:43ta-da
23:00hey why are you here why are any of us here oh god is this where we are um well
23:05everyone else is uh down the hall getting drunk as hell watching the tourists in times square
23:09freeze their asses off we're doing a shot every time a police horse takes a dump
23:13i need something different in my life
23:20what's this something different
23:29did you open this no yes it's my job my eyes than yours
23:47oh fuck what do i do
23:51oh it's him i know it you answer it you answer it it's your job
23:57i'm actually off the clock so you answer it
24:00fuck
24:06hello this is terry yeah it's me it's lindy oh i'm not missing the shit show
24:11your phone is off for just this reason
24:15you're hiding from me because you failed me
24:19no no no no no you failed me what happened to do nothing say nothing
24:24you don't understand you don't understand i am so small i needed something
24:33well you're about to get smaller lindy the damage has been done the pulitzer committee is meeting and there's talk
24:41of rescinding your award
24:42no no no no no no no they can't they can and and they most likely will
24:49but but but why am i without it
24:55a former client
24:59terry
25:01brutal but warranted lindy i tried i really tried but i'm somehow still clean in this this this
25:07shit storm shit sandwich a shit needle shit nado
25:11i warned you lindy and you chose jenna over me
25:14over our friendship our partnership
25:18i can't believe i'm saying this but i i
25:28i'm officially cutting ties with you
25:31terry
25:33please no please don't leave me i i have no one i am totally alone here i have my my
25:42own mother
25:42my daughter my daughter my husband les fucking hates me it is truly over between us now and i can't
25:51lose you too
25:55i'm sorry it's come to this
26:09hey you had to i know it's hard i'll miss her too
26:13oh um miss oldham happy new year nothing happy nothing new why did you offer a jackie baldwin a six
26:20figure book deal when i've seen no jackie no book no email no proposal
26:24sid she is the next big thing yeah well you better hope so
26:27no lindy no jackie no imprint
26:33love the top
26:34love the top
26:36paper trail you're unclean
26:39so are you
26:41fuck
26:44uh
26:53oh
26:55huh
26:55oh
26:59Now, I need a volunteer.
27:04Here.
27:08So.
27:24That's fantastic. That's wonderful.
27:28Corn has been miniaturized into what appears to be one tenth its original.
27:34One twelfth, to be precise.
27:37And now.
28:05Two-minute warning.
28:06Now, now.
28:07This has serious implications.
28:09Yeah, yeah.
28:10Dr. Littlejohn.
28:11It's been an explosive evening.
28:13Sir, come on.
28:17Click the corn. Go.
28:24Here we are.
28:25I was just saying to Dr. Schofhausen, who was expecting an explosion, how clever it was
28:30that we mitigated the explosion by storing the exothermally generated energy on a subatomic
28:36level.
28:36Yes, it was an explosive discovery.
28:43To an explosive new year.
28:46Rib Mohanger.
28:46Yeah.
29:00I hit rock bottom.
29:06It's all fucking gone
29:10What is the point
29:22Richie, you're alive
29:24Oh my god
29:25No, no, no, you disgust me
29:28I mean, I'm disgusted
29:31It consumes me
29:33My heart, my mind, my soul
29:36Everything hurts
29:37Richie, oh god, I'm so sorry
29:39But I
29:40But
29:44A true apology should never include a qualifier
29:48You're right
29:50I'm sorry, no but
29:52What I did was inexcusable
29:56I had no idea Les was going to react like that
29:59I didn't think it through
30:00I suppose a reaction of that magnitude couldn't have been predicted
30:04I need you
30:08Now more than ever
30:09You have no idea what has happened to me
30:13What happened to you?
30:15Yeah, the
30:16I have the floor
30:19Okay
30:20I'm going to finish my monologue
30:22Of course
30:24I was forced to do unspeakable things
30:27To one of God's beloved creatures
30:28I was coerced
30:30Into abandoning my moral code
30:33And playing a part in your marital folly
30:35But I am not above reproach
30:38I am guilty on two counts
30:40One in the name of love
30:42And the other
30:44In the name of science
30:47I believe unless
30:48I believe he'll solve the restoration formula
30:52Before his 30 day deadline
30:53And I will
30:54Bank him
30:57To forgive me
30:58Then I will throw myself
31:01At the mercy of science
31:03In the hopes of being restored
31:04To my regular size
31:09Did you say 30 day deadline?
31:14That is what you heard?
31:15No, no
31:16I heard it all
31:17The folly
31:19And the
31:19Les
31:20And the
31:21But
31:21But
31:22But
31:22But
31:23But what the fuck is the 30 day deadline?
31:26According to the contract
31:27Les has 30 days
31:28To solve the formula
31:30Or he's fired
31:31And the tech reverts to Hilton
31:33He has 22 days left
31:39He only ever had 30 days
31:41And now he only has
31:4322
31:44Oh my god
31:45Oh, it's closer to 21, actually
31:49Another fucking lie!
31:51Oh my golly
31:52Right?
31:53No
31:53Wait, where are you going?
31:54I need space from you
31:57Okay, but
31:59I'm getting my own place
32:06Fucking less
32:08He is going to pay for this
32:15What kind of monster
32:17Makes a horrible TikTok video
32:18About their own mother?
32:19You are a spoiled child
32:21And a lying liar
32:22Ooh
32:23Mommy mad?
32:25If you thought that was crazy
32:27Wait until you hear
32:29DJ Todd's remake!
32:35Yo, mind drop!
32:36Mind drop!
32:37Mind drop!
32:38Mind drop!
32:39Mind drop!
32:48Mind drop!
32:49Mind drop!
32:50Mind drop!
32:51Mind drop!
32:52Mind drop!
32:52Mind drop!
32:52Mind drop!
32:53Mind drop!
32:55Mind drop!
32:56Mind drop!
32:57Mind drop!
32:57Mind drop!
32:59Mind drop!
32:59Mind drop!
33:01Mind drop!
33:02Mind drop!
33:03Mind drop!
33:04Mind drop!
33:05Mind drop!
33:08Mind drop!
33:09DeLulu! DeLulu!
33:10You gotta have that right.
33:12Hey, I read the book!
33:13How fucking Lindy was my move?
33:16Very.
33:17See?
33:19I think you missed the point.
33:21That was the point.
33:24Want another drink?
33:25Sure, boss.
33:26Me too!
33:28Face yourself, DeLulu.
33:39Can I fucking help you?
33:41I don't want your help.
33:43Wow, judgment from the shirtless wonder.
33:46She's your mom.
33:47She's a liar.
33:49You'll regret it.
33:50Fuck that.
33:52I am her literal regret.
33:55Well, you sure are living up to that title, aren't you?
34:19You good?
34:20I'm peeing.
34:23You're scrolling.
34:27Fuck off, Tarzan.
34:28No one made you come here.
34:30My bladder made me come here.
34:32You think you're so clever.
34:34I know you came here tonight to see me.
34:36Yes, this is the guy who followed me into the bathroom.
34:40What if I did?
34:41Does that frighten you?
34:44A little.
34:46Did you buy that?
34:49I kind of wanted to. Is that bad?
34:53Kind of?
34:55She kind of liked it.
34:58You did. You followed me in here.
35:03Busted.
35:10Lindy!
35:13Lindy!
35:15Guess who's getting his big prize?
35:22Hang on.
35:25This is gonna open a bottle.
35:27But not to be open, never.
35:29Me.
35:31Whoa.
35:33That's it.
35:33Richard.
35:34Richard?
35:37Richard?
35:38Dolores?
35:38Richard?
35:39Oh, God.
35:40Oh, God.
35:42Oh, God.
35:44Is that blood?
35:45Who's blood?
35:47Is that human flesh?
35:50Come on.
35:51Richard?
35:52Richard?
35:53Richard?
35:54Richard, I'm sorry.
35:56I'm sorry.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:59I...
35:59Richard?
36:00I was angry, and I was hurt, and I thought a few pecs would even the score.
36:06Richard?
36:10Richard?
36:10Please?
36:12Richard?
36:13Please, Richard?
36:14Reveal yourself!
36:19Lindy?
36:30Lindy!
36:33Richard!君?
36:45You might
36:46kill the man.
36:48I'm the man of science for this.
37:00Are you anonymous?
37:02That is the only way this works.
37:11Okay.
37:13I'm not used to the Hulk-and-Tagger routine.
37:15I'm not scientific American.
37:18Do you know who I am?
37:20Yeah, you're anonymous.
37:24You passed.
37:26Drive.
37:36Oh, my God.
37:42Richard!
37:43Janet!
37:45Happy New Year!
37:46Happy New Year to you, too.
37:48Oh, what happened to your head?
37:51Oh, I just, I had an altercation with a bird.
37:55On the farm?
37:56Yeah, something like that.
37:57So, listen, I just wanted to say thank you for the quill pen.
38:03It, um, saved my life.
38:05Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.
38:08I can attest to that.
38:10Where are you?
38:11I'm at the lab in the creepy basement, uh, here to reboot the, uh, thermal energy tank.
38:20You drew the short straw again?
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23The Bob should have stepped up.
38:25Oh, yeah, it's, it's okay.
38:26I was, um, I was out anyway.
38:28Uh-huh.
38:29You on a date?
38:31No, no.
38:32I, I was, um, it was a work event.
38:34You wouldn't guess where.
38:37Tell me everything.
38:38It was at Hilton's Mansion.
38:40He invited all of us, me and the Bob's.
38:42Well, not the Bob's.
38:45Hilton's Mansion.
38:55You
39:33Oh
39:34Fuck oh
39:57Where's Richard
39:59Who knows
40:00Weren't you the last one to see him
40:03How's the formula coming
40:04Huh
40:05What have you got 22 days left
40:07Or is it technically 21 now
40:09Lindy
40:10Either way I bet you're so close
40:14Make that the epitaph
40:15My tiny headstone fucker
40:18I didn't want to tell you
40:19Because I didn't want to worry you
40:21And I'm not worried
40:23I've accepted
40:24You can't solve the formula
40:26I will solve the formula
40:28Fuck you, you lie even to yourself
40:31I've made peace
40:32With being 6 inches tall
40:34I even kind of like it
40:36And I plan to make the next 21 days
40:38Of your life a living hell
40:41What? Why?
40:43Careful sweetie
40:44Your ass is on fire
40:58Oh god
41:00I've created a tiny monster
41:07Oh
41:08Oh no
41:14The stars have claimed one of their own
41:20It's been another space colonel
41:41What the fuck?
41:45I'll see your tiny cat
41:48Dr. Little John
41:49And raise you a tiny
41:53Silenced
41:55Reporter
41:56Whoa
41:57Ta
42:00Ta
42:05We'll see you next time
42:09We'll see you next time
42:10We'll see you next time
42:24We'll see you next time
42:24We'll see you next time
42:24We'll see you next time
42:25We'll see you next time
42:25We'll see you next time
42:27We'll see you next time
42:31Let's dance
42:40Let's dance
42:42Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
42:49Let's dance
42:50To the song we're playing on the radio
42:57Let's dance
42:59Wild color lights up your face
43:06Let's sway
43:08Sway through the crowd to an empty space
43:14Let's dance
43:16Let's dance
43:17Let's dance
43:18Let's dance
43:18Let's dance
43:26Let's dance
43:32Let's dance
43:35Let's dance
43:36Let's dance
43:37Let's dance
43:37Let's dance
43:38Let's dance
43:38Let's dance
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